Dear Titanic,
OM NOM NOM.
Sincerely, Iceberg
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please make another book in the Twilight series. My fireplace is running low on fuel.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man. All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan
Dear Disney Channel,
What the DEVIL have you done with this place?!
Sincerely, Walt.
Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Dear scientists,
Your mom says I'm big enough...
Sincerely, Pluto
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my sons virginity.
Sincerely, parents everywhere
Dear Joker,
Want to know how I got this scar?
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear Ke$ha,
Please stop with the 'talentless whore' act. That was like, my trademark first.
Sincerely, Miley Cyrus
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