OM NOM NOM.
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please make another book in the Twilight series. My fireplace is running low on fuel.
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man. All you had to do was wake up.
Dear Disney Channel,
What the DEVIL have you done with this place?!
Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
Your mom says I'm big enough...
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my sons virginity.
Sincerely, parents everywhere
Want to know how I got this scar?
Sincerely, Harry Potter