Dear guy walking down the street,
What do you and Macy's have in common?
Sincerely, your pants are half off.
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Sincerely, British and confused
Dear little sister,
No I will not tell you how long my periods are.
Sincerely, oh you mean school periods, whoops!
The fact that you cover your self in icing really says something about your self esteem.
Dear buzz light year ,
Please teach me how to fall in style
Sincerely, just painfully fell down the stairs
Dear supply teachers,
Please realise we are telling the truth when we say our names. They are unfortunately real.
Sincerely, Mia Katt, Jack Goff and Mike Rotch.
I can put on mascara with my mouth closed.
Sincerely, Am I a freak of nature??
Please come to my yard even though I can not make milk shakes
Sincerely, lactose intolerant. . .
Dear People who are staring,
Please stop staring at my best friend and I. It is perfectly normal to blast Disney tunes from the convertable with the top down.
Sincerely, two 20 year olds who don't want to grow up.
That wasn't very knife
Dear strange child,
Please don't eat the crayons just because the label says they're nontoxic...
Sincerely, concerned adults
Please do not sleep on my last pair of clean underwear.
Sincerely, going commando today.
Sincerely, day of a pool party.
I think I figured out why there seem to be so many introverts in here.
Sincerely, All the Extroverts are out Talking to People
Function you. I want you X'd out of my life 4 good. Y? Because you have foiled my overall GPA. I want you factored out of my classes and distributed into a science class. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat some pi.
Sincerely, Bored DBPBer