Dear kids who always know the gossip,
Well...I saw my teacher and my principal kissing...
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Sincerely, your cashier and student
Why did you give me four names, and all of them have bad Initials when put together.
Sincerely, Stephen Henry Isaiah Thompson aka S.H.I.T.
Next time a guy stares at your boobs during a conversation, stare down at his crotch.
Sincerely, maybe squint at it also
If I give you $20 will you PLEASE go buy a new suit? Your old one is boring and out of date.
Sincerely, your favorite cousin, Trenderman.
Dear Peter Parker,
You're still a teenager. That tingling you're feeling might not be your spidey senses...
Dear fans of The Great Gatsby,
What did Jay Gatsby say when his car ran over Myrtle Wilson?
Sincerely, Oopsy Daisy
Can’t touch this.
Thanks for making my day!
Dear gigantic pimple in the middle of my face,
Congratulations! You have just been crowned the most effective form of contraception!
Sincerely, well done...
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
Today Taylor Swift waved at a boy in the mall. He didn't wave back.
Sincerely, new hit single!
I think that it's nice of you, that you always wait, until the end of the year to try and kill Harry, despite all your flaws (trust me there's many) you do really care about Harry's education.
This is the third time this month you have painted grafitti on my fence. Be prepared to be painted back.
Sincerely, Patiently waiting with my paintball gun
Dear kindergarten teacher who taught us the alphabet backwards,
I now know what you meant when you said that we needed to know this.
Sincerely, reciting the alphabet backwards to the police, with a smirk on my face