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Dear Airport Security,
How is this gonna work??
Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Dear Diamonds,
We all know who a girl's best friend really is.
Dear male werwolves,
Oh, spare us, we have TWO times of the month
Dear man looking at me on the bus,
Just because I'm Muslim doesn't mean I have a bomb under my shirt,
Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Dear Everyone,
I will not judge you on your sexuality, religion, country, ethnicity, economic background or life style. Whether you've committed crimes, your height or anything else as such.
Dear King Arthur,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Dear Great-aunt,
Please stop tracing our family tree back to the 1800s when I have company.
Dear World Cup fans,
What's Germany's favourite drink?
Dear America,
In Australia, to root means to have sex.
Dear Dentist,
Yea i do like baseball and hdhdhsnxnxmzndjxnndkhxhxnddbabz
Dear Google Translate,
Please add ParselTounge
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