Dear person who mixes up to and too,
The number of people who do this is two damn high!!
Sincerely, the gooderest grammar person ever.
Dear Big Brother,
Please tell me when you are going to have your friends over at 9pm.
Sincerely, your sister who just walked out into a livingroom full of attractiveness, in just a towel.
You brush your teeth with WHAT?!
Sincerely, your dentist
I'm so depressed. Why don't people like me anymore?
Dear biggest loser,
Wow, this show is really inspiring...
Sincerely, in bed with a bowl of icecream
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, absolute zero
DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK GERMANS SHOUT ALL THE TIME,
WE DO NOT!
Sincerely, A GERMAN
Dear "when pigs fly",
Sincerely, "when Half Life 3 comes out"
Dear Massive Poop,
Please stop making me feel like I'm having a baby out of the wrong hole.
Sincerely, A Very Sore Bumhole
Dear sex ed teachers,
Yeah... As it turns out, abstinence is only 99.98% effective.
Sincerely, the Virgin Mary and Shmi Skywalker
What do you get when you mix an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Sincerely, someone who lays awake at night wondering if there's a doG.
Dear Person who suggested soldiers wear capes,
Sincerely, Edna Mode
Dear joke I heard two years ago,
I finally got it
Sincerely, just broke out laughing in the middle of a conversation
Please don't ask about letters to Hogwarts. It's just not going to happen
Sincerely, Salem's policy against witches ruined it for you all