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Dear USB,
Are you the backup plan for when the USA fails?
Dear world,
I wear stripes so that I am not spotted.
Dear Ron,
We see you sleeping with Peter Pettigrew every night on our map. Just come out already, we will all still love you!
Dear Life,
Please give me some lemons.
Dear Voldemort,
Who do you think you are? Running round leaving scars...
Dear Luke Skywalker,
So, you found out Princess Leia was your twin. What's the big deal?
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Dear Hipster,
We're freezing.
Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Dear Red Riding Hood,
Thank you for believing in me. I do pride myself on being a convincing cross-dresser.
Dear those who call me racist,
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.
Dear 1% iPhone battery,
My boyfriend should be jealous of how long you last.
Dear Frozen fans,
Let it go.
Dear teachers,
We are giving you apples for a reason. It worked with Snow White...
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