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Dear people who hate the word "moist",
Moist moist moist moist moist moist moist.
Dear "you look so pretty without your glasses",
Well, you look much better when I'm not wearing them too
Dear Moderators,
The year is 1692. It's Summer and the sun is just setting. Let's see how long this takes to get through
Dear grammar police,
Is it incorrect to say my breastfed baby is literally sucking the life out of me?
Dear Wifi,
Please start eating healthier, maybe you'll run faster.
Dear Kid who filled up all of the rubber ducks in the pool so they sat at the bottom of it,
Please tell me why
Dear human,
Please give me your chicken. I have been sitting here for 10 minutes with puppy dog eyes waiting for the chicken.
Dear 120 pound pitbull,
Please stop "sitting" on my lap and then standing directly on my balls. I love ya dude, but I want kids.
Dear French teacher,
I'm glad you don't make us learn useless sentences like "the dog eats chicken" or "the car is blue", but the sentences you make us learn instead make me question your sanity. Under what circumstances would you need to know the French for "the skeleton is on the roof"?
Dear child of mine,
Please let me poop in peace...
Dear religion,
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dear Time,
You sure do fly.
Dear boss,
Please don't take your feet off your desk and sit up every time I walk into your office. If you're not going to do your job, you might as well be comfortable.
Dear girl who asked me what a VHS is,
I think my heart just died while I tried to explain what it was to you.
Dear Harry Potter,
Turn to page 394.
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