Dear Airport Security,
How is this gonna work??
Sincerely, abs of steel
We all know who a girl's best friend really is.
Dear little brother,
Please continue saying "I AM THE MASTER BAITER", when ever you catch a fish!!!
Sincerely, your laughing older sister
Dear male werwolves,
Oh, spare us, we have TWO times of the month
Sincerely, female werwolves
I'm reading a new book! It's on Anti-Gravity!
Sincerely, It's impossible to put down
Dear one direction's "you don't know you're beautiful",
Yes I do
Did you really have to put the 'T' and the 'G' keys so close togather?
Sincerely, That's the last time I end my email with 'Regards'...
I hate capitalism.
Sincerely, Because everything should be lowercase
Dear math nerds,
What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?
I will not judge you on your sexuality, religion, country, ethnicity, economic background or life style. Whether you've committed crimes, your height or anything else as such.
Sincerely, However I will judge you on your fandom.
Please stop tracing our family tree back to the 1800s when I have company.
Sincerely, never wanted to know that my boyfriend is my 7th cousin
Why couldn't Karl Marx stand Earl Grey tea?
Sincerely, Because all proper tea is theft