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Dear School,
Please salt your sidewalks.
Dear mom who just screwed up my medical form,
So I have asthma bronchitis cancer and I'm pregnant?
Dear PETA,
I agree. Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Dear ex boyfriend who gave my number out to people for "free sex",
That's alright, I have your iTunes password ;)
Dear male hikers,
While you are still arguing over who gets to put their tent the flat spot, the only girl in the group has set up her tent, cooked her dinner, and is eating it by the fire she built.
Dear guys who post pictures of themselves posing in the bathrooms with their abs,
If you're gonna do that, you might want to get rid of the power rangers towel behind you.
Dear 'I wasn't that drunk!',
Dude, when the intercom came on in the supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, 'God has spoken.'
Dear Nasa,
Is a Dwarf still a human? That's what I thought.
Dear Math Teacher,
Please stop playing the Titanic theme song during our tests
Dear boy from my drama club,
You're smart, funny, talented, good-looking, an extremely nice person, and you're single.
Dear Couples who are 'trying',
Does anyone else realize that is just a polite way of saying you have sex a lot?
Dear Voldemort,
Your Horcruxes should have been cats, they have nine lives.
Dear Voldemort,
Yes I needed a hug, but that was...awkward.
Dear athletes ,
Well they never named any candy after you...
Dear girl with a flashlight shopping at Abercrombie,
You made my day
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