Dear boyfriend asking me to prove my love,
I shave my legs in the winter for you.
Sincerely, is that enough proof?
Please don't ask me if i'm sexually active in front of my mom...
Sincerely, "Not really, I just lay there."
You ask how algebra will help you later on in life?
Sincerely, You have a test in two weeks. That's how.
Please don't cover my eyes when watching a scene in a movie where there are girls dancing in bras and underwear.
Sincerely, I'm a girl; I see that in the mirror every morning.
Dear idiot who stole my bag of gummies,
I hope you like extra strength fiber supplements...
Sincerely, You won't in a few hours.
Dear nice old lady trying to set me up with her grand daughter,
Yes, she is pretty. Yes, we are close in age. No, I don't have a girl friend. No, thank you, I am not interested in taking her out tonight.
Sincerely, because I don't think my boyfriend would approve.
Dear bisexual best friend,
I don't care if you like girls as well as guys, you're my best friend and you always will be.
Sincerely, as long as you don't become a fan of twilight.
Dear Urban Outfitters Catalogue,
Who on earth goes hiking in the outdoors while wearing only a skirt, thick heels and a crop top?
Sincerely, Ohhh wait, you also have a beanie to protect you from harsh weather..never mind
Dear Guy who asked my to send him a picture,
Next time be specific.
Sincerely, Just sent you a picture of my cat
Remember, math puns are the first sine of madness.
Dear "child proof" packaging,
I hate you.
Where are you? I thought we had plans for tonight? I hope I didnt scare you off when I told you that I loved you...
Sincerely, Still awake at 5:30am
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Sincerely, Just saying
Oh my god you're late! What if I'm pregnant? What will my parents say? I'll have to drop out of college! I'll have to tell my boyfriend!! Oh wait....