Are you the backup plan for when the USA fails?
Sincerely, and severely, uninformed
I wear stripes so that I am not spotted.
We see you sleeping with Peter Pettigrew every night on our map. Just come out already, we will all still love you!
Sincerely, Fred and George
Please give me some lemons.
Sincerely, the pirate with scurvy
Who do you think you are? Running round leaving scars...
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear Luke Skywalker,
So, you found out Princess Leia was your twin. What's the big deal?
Sincerely, Jaime Lannister
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Sincerely, teenagers everywhere
Sincerely, your ankles
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Sincerely, a parent who is stuck changing diapers.
Dear Red Riding Hood,
Thank you for believing in me. I do pride myself on being a convincing cross-dresser.
Sincerely, The Big Bad Wolf
Dear those who call me racist,
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.
Sincerely, a pessimistic and grumpy old man
Dear 1% iPhone battery,
My boyfriend should be jealous of how long you last.
Sincerely, Soon to be ex-girlfriend.
Dear Frozen fans,
Let it go.
Sincerely, not a fan