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Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear boys,
Made ya look.
Dear person who dropped their phone in water,
You should put it in rice. The rice will attract Asians and they will fix the problem.
Dear society,
Please stop calling Justin Bieber gay. We don't want him either.
Dear salt,
You are sodium funny!
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Dear Maple Tree,
I'll tap that.
Dear popular girls,
I would say some day you'll be working for me, but I'm not planning on buying Hooters...
Dear Santa,
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Dear Congress,
The three-year-olds I babysit are better at compromising than you. Maybe you need a spanking!
Dear spam mail,
I appreciate the consideration, but please stop sending me offers to "enlarge my manhood".
Dear slaves,
Your job is to give me the tunaz, clean my bathroom, let me in and out as I wish, but do not dare touch me with your filthy paws!
Dear wall,
I swear that you weren't there yesterday
Dear "the early bird gets the worm",
Well the worm got up and died.
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