Sincerely, the mom who will knock next time
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Sincerely, That Time of the Month
If mary had jesus, and jesus is the lamb of god does that mean that mary had a little lamb
Sincerely, my mind was just blown
Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Sincerely, waiting to take your order because I'm dying to know more about this Paul character.
Dear friend alergic to peanuts,
when you said "know what i havent eaten in a while?" and i shouted "PEANUTS!"
Sincerely, ohhhhh you ment spaghettii..... sorry bout that
Dear pokemon fans,
Don't worry I didn't Pikachu while you Togepi
Sincerely, Sorry, couldn't resist
Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
Have you considered getting glasses?
Sincerely, the thing you're looking for is right in front of you.
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
We should team up sometime
Please stop attacking me with your faces. It hurts.
Sincerely, the floor
Please PULL THE LEVER!
Sincerely, WRONG LEEEVVVEEERRR!!!!!
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.