Dear guy trying to make miscarriage jokes to me,
Please realize you're really ignorant and need to shut up.
Sincerely, supposed to be a mommy...
Dear boys,
Do you REALLY want us all to look like Barbie?
Sincerely, last I checked, she doesn't have a vagina...
Dear sister,
Your complaints about the monster under your bed offend me.
Sincerely, your twin on the bottom bunk
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
That's cute
Sincerely, you think we run
Dear boy who just said to me "are you wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world",
No, I'm wearing softball pants, because my butt is WAY out of your league.
Sincerely, look on your face was priceless.
Dear scarred teenage girl,
All of my clothes were in the laundry...
Sincerely, man wearing his wife's yoga pants at the grocery store
Dear people asking math teachers "when will I ever need this?!",
When you're buying 68.5 cantaloupes and your friend Joe steals 1/3 of them and you need to know how many he stole, duh.
Sincerely, now that is a life skill!
Dear teachers,
Students give you apples for a reason.
Sincerely, Snow White
Dear purple grape,
Breathe!
Sincerely, green grape
Dear Students,
Please stop going in bars when you're underage... or at least, go in another bar!!! You're not supposed to see me like this!
Sincerely, a 25 year-old teacher who goes in bars and is tired of running into students!
Dear Voldemort,
Proactiv has a new cream for removing dark marks.
Sincerely, how do you feel about that?
Dear Owner,
When you said that I suck, did you mean it in a good way or a bad way?
Sincerely, your vacuum
Dear Curiosity,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Just Wondering
Dear Woman,
It's not small, it's fun size...
Sincerely, Men
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
Sincerely, Sleeping Beauty
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