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Dear guy walking down the street,
What do you and Macy's have in common?
Dear America,
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Dear little sister,
No I will not tell you how long my periods are.
Dear Cupcakes,
The fact that you cover your self in icing really says something about your self esteem.
Dear buzz light year ,
Please teach me how to fall in style
Dear supply teachers,
Please realise we are telling the truth when we say our names. They are unfortunately real.
Dear World,
I can put on mascara with my mouth closed.
Dear boys,
Please come to my yard even though I can not make milk shakes
Dear People who are staring,
Please stop staring at my best friend and I. It is perfectly normal to blast Disney tunes from the convertable with the top down.
Dear fork,
That wasn't very knife
Dear strange child,
Please don't eat the crayons just because the label says they're nontoxic...
Dear cat,
Please do not sleep on my last pair of clean underwear.
Dear period,
Really?
Dear Internet,
I think I figured out why there seem to be so many introverts in here.
Dear Algebra,
Function you. I want you X'd out of my life 4 good. Y? Because you have foiled my overall GPA. I want you factored out of my classes and distributed into a science class. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat some pi.
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