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Dear curious people,
My identical twin sister and I attempted to go into each others class posing as the other because I hated that class but she loved it, and vice versa. We were anxious and feared getting caught, but tried it anyways. Upon arrival, I went to her seat and tried to not seem nervous. But today we had a sub, so I wasn't so scared anymore. When the sub took attendance, she called my sisters name, and I responded. The sub looked at me and said I wasn't her.
Dear Barbie,
Aren't you supposed to be popular? Why do I have to buy your friends and boyfriend?
Dear Pot Dealers,
Thank You for supporting home cooked meals. Also, I broke my last pot.
Dear chain letter I didn't forward in middle school,
I choose to blame you for my relationship status.
Dear ramdom girl in my math class,
"Umm, he's my twin brother..."
Dear World,
Damn right I'm good in bed
Dear people that write "bestfriend",
Hello. My name is Señor Spacebar. You killed proper syntax.
Dear Paranoid,
Please stop calling the police because of the huge black man thats following you. Thats your shadow.
Dear World,
If you're ever feeling down, just remember… You've won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio! Damn, you're good.
Dear x,
Found you, bitch.
Dear Americans,
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear phone,
Why didn't you make me pancakes? You asked for a command, and I gave you one.
Dear Sleep,
I'm sorry we haven't been seeing much of each other lately. The truth is . . . well, I've found someone else.
Dear life,
I've got those lemons you wanted.
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