Dear straight boy who said "you'd look better without makeup",
I highly doubt that.
Sincerely, a drag queen
Dear Leo DiCaprio,
Please consider on calling your son Oscar.
Sincerely, it's the easiest way to get one.
Go make me a woman.
Sincerely, um... I think I got something wrong there.
Dear Global Warming,
You make me so wet.
Thanks for always lifting me up when I'm down.
Sincerely, elevator user
I have mood poisoning.
Sincerely, must have been something I hate
Dear Stephane Myer,
Please make some more twilight books, the fuel for my fire is running out
Dear Identical Twin sister,
Please Understand that "Your face" isn't a good insult when we have the same face.....
Sincerely, Your twin sister
Please stop spreading rumors about me, I've never said any of those things in my life.
Sincerely, The Fox
You're right, flaccid does technically mean relaxed. But perhaps we should reevaluate your use of the Thesaurus?
Sincerely, Your amused teacher
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue
Sincerely, Use another hashtag and I'll unfriend you
Dear 9th grade English teacher who told me all books have a hidden sexual meaning and if I don't find it I'm not reading it properly.,
Thanks a lot. It's been 4 years and I still can't read without my mind morphing the book into something sexual.
Sincerely, "Let the creamy gravy ooze on the chicken breast" This cookbook is obviously about sex.
Dear Rubik's Cube,
I've solved you so many times...
Please stop stealing my thunder.