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Dear 4 year old sister,
When I asked what you wanted to be when you grew up, I expected you to say princess.
Dear teachers,
The only thing I learn from "group work," is how stupid other people have the potential to be.
Dear organism and orgasm,
Why must you sound so similar?
Dear sluts who post pictures that say "no make up!",
Please, who do you think you're fooling?
Dear unborn child,
I can promise you that no matter how hard you kick, you're not getting out for a while.
Dear Spanish teacher,
I throw my homework in the air sometimes , sayin AAAYOOOO no comprendo.
Dear history teacher,
Someone forgot to warn you not to say, "Let's get down to business." before teaching us about China.
Dear world,
Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.
Dear people asking why I don't date my best friend,,
...do you not see him prancing around in skinny jeans and sparkly tops?!
Dear boys who won't buy tampons for their girlfriends,
It could be worse - they could be asking you to buy a pregnancy test.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
You actually showed what real teenagers do...
Dear boys,
So you can write your name in the snow, but you can't aim into that huge hole in the toilet?
Dear person who said "The freaks come out at night",
Uh, have you EVER been to Walmart during the day?
Dear "Christopher Columbus didn't need directions" Argument,
Christopher Columbus also thought that he was in India.
Dear girl who walked directly into a mirror than apologized for bumping into the reflection,
That was the greatest thing I have ever seen. thanks for making my day.
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