Please salt your sidewalks.
Sincerely, tasted a little bland when I fell
Dear mom who just screwed up my medical form,
So I have asthma bronchitis cancer and I'm pregnant?
Sincerely, 15 year old boy who is confused how he got pregnant
I agree. Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Sincerely, and they pee on the seats.
Dear ex boyfriend who gave my number out to people for "free sex",
That's alright, I have your iTunes password ;)
Sincerely, just spent $600 on music :)
Dear male hikers,
While you are still arguing over who gets to put their tent the flat spot, the only girl in the group has set up her tent, cooked her dinner, and is eating it by the fire she built.
Sincerely, I took the flat spot
Dear guys who post pictures of themselves posing in the bathrooms with their abs,
If you're gonna do that, you might want to get rid of the power rangers towel behind you.
Sincerely, the towel is so much cooler than you
Dear 'I wasn't that drunk!',
Dude, when the intercom came on in the supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, 'God has spoken.'
Sincerely, You were, indeed, that drunk.
Is a Dwarf still a human? That's what I thought.
Dear Math Teacher,
Please stop playing the Titanic theme song during our tests
Sincerely, it's not funny
Dear boy from my drama club,
You're smart, funny, talented, good-looking, an extremely nice person, and you're single.
Sincerely, Please don't be gay, please don't be gay, please don't be gay...
Dear Couples who are 'trying',
Does anyone else realize that is just a polite way of saying you have sex a lot?
Sincerely, . . Awkward
Your Horcruxes should have been cats, they have nine lives.
Sincerely, thats 54 extra tries at world domination
Yes I needed a hug, but that was...awkward.
Sincerely, Draco Malfoy
Dear athletes ,
Well they never named any candy after you...
Sincerely, smarties, dumdums, and nerds