Dear Airport Security,
How is this gonna work??
Sincerely, abs of steel
Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Sincerely, a gal from the Middle Ages.
We all know who a girl's best friend really is.
Dear male werwolves,
Oh, spare us, we have TWO times of the month
Sincerely, female werwolves
Dear man looking at me on the bus,
Just because I'm Muslim doesn't mean I have a bomb under my shirt,
Sincerely, I obviously have my AK-47 under there.
Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
I will not judge you on your sexuality, religion, country, ethnicity, economic background or life style. Whether you've committed crimes, your height or anything else as such.
Sincerely, However I will judge you on your fandom.
Dear King Arthur,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Sincerely, Taunting French Guard
Please stop tracing our family tree back to the 1800s when I have company.
Sincerely, never wanted to know that my boyfriend is my 7th cousin
Dear World Cup fans,
What's Germany's favourite drink?
In Australia, to root means to have sex.
Sincerely, you serve root beer at kids parties
Yea i do like baseball and hdhdhsnxnxmzndjxnndkhxhxnddbabz
Sincerely, Don't ask me questions when you numb my mouth