Sincerely, the mom who will knock next time
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Sincerely, That Time of the Month
If mary had jesus, and jesus is the lamb of god does that mean that mary had a little lamb
Sincerely, my mind was just blown
Dear friend alergic to peanuts,
when you said "know what i havent eaten in a while?" and i shouted "PEANUTS!"
Sincerely, ohhhhh you ment spaghettii..... sorry bout that
Dear pokemon fans,
Don't worry I didn't Pikachu while you Togepi
Sincerely, Sorry, couldn't resist
Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Sincerely, waiting to take your order because I'm dying to know more about this Paul character.
Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
I believe you, but if you're going to cheat on your diet with a piece of chocolate, do not do so in the bathroom.
Sincerely, It's easy to misconstrue licking your fingers as you leave the stall.
Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Sincerely, The Planaria worms who don't have hearts because they don't need a circulatory system.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
I never type the word orgasm in an email. Ever.
Sincerely, the camp orgasm director...I said PROGRAM!
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
Have you considered getting glasses?
Sincerely, the thing you're looking for is right in front of you.
Please PULL THE LEVER!
Sincerely, WRONG LEEEVVVEEERRR!!!!!