Dear guy trying to make miscarriage jokes to me,
Please realize you're really ignorant and need to shut up.
Sincerely, supposed to be a mommy...
Do you REALLY want us all to look like Barbie?
Sincerely, last I checked, she doesn't have a vagina...
Your complaints about the monster under your bed offend me.
Sincerely, your twin on the bottom bunk
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
Sincerely, you think we run
Dear scarred teenage girl,
All of my clothes were in the laundry...
Sincerely, man wearing his wife's yoga pants at the grocery store
Dear boy who just said to me "are you wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world",
No, I'm wearing softball pants, because my butt is WAY out of your league.
Sincerely, look on your face was priceless.
Dear people asking math teachers "when will I ever need this?!",
When you're buying 68.5 cantaloupes and your friend Joe steals 1/3 of them and you need to know how many he stole, duh.
Sincerely, now that is a life skill!
Students give you apples for a reason.
Sincerely, Snow White
Dear purple grape,
Sincerely, green grape
Please stop going in bars when you're underage... or at least, go in another bar!!! You're not supposed to see me like this!
Sincerely, a 25 year-old teacher who goes in bars and is tired of running into students!
Proactiv has a new cream for removing dark marks.
Sincerely, how do you feel about that?
Dear "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it",
This saying just got a whole new meaning...
Sincerely, failing History class.
It's not small, it's fun size...
When you said that I suck, did you mean it in a good way or a bad way?
Sincerely, your vacuum