If you only want their breasts, legs, and thighs, why not come here?
Dear people calling me "cracker",
I prefer saltine American.
You make me so hard.
Please don't back up into your meat grinders.
Sincerely, you might get a little behind in your work.
Please Stop singing "Everyday I'm suffering."
Sincerely, It's "Everyday I'm shuffling!"
Please stop yelling.
I ate a unicorn today. It was tasty.
Dear the middles school couple,
Happy one week anniversery
Sincerely, I honestly thought it wouldn't last
Please call me sword horse from now on.
Sincerely, formerly known to as unicorn
Dear college kid,
Just because you can't dance doesn't mean you shouldn't.
When did "suck" and "blow" stop being opposites?
Sincerely, vacuum cleaners
What did I do to you?
Dear four hour Physics lab,
Please stop coinciding with the full moon. It's very hard for me to refrain from eating the other students when I'm hungry and stuck in the lab with them.
Dear mean person,