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Dear customer,
Why, yes we DO carry uncooked toast!
Dear world,
Please stop with the German jokes.
Dear gay choir director,
We love you, but when you say "give me a big hard D" just let the laughter happen
Dear world,
When the pope dies, is it a promotion?
Dear math,
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Dear People who say "I'm only human",
Please That sure sounds like something a robot would say.
Dear world,
I've changed my iPod's name to Titanic, and it's syncing now.
Dear pigs,
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Dear parents,,
Why???
Dear Family.,
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Dear friend,
Please keep trying to catch the fog. Really.
Dear coworker,
I believe you, but if you're going to cheat on your diet with a piece of chocolate, do not do so in the bathroom.
Dear everyone,
Please don't make me come down there.
Dear Ice Cream Truck Driver,
Please, WAIT!!!!!!
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