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Dear Son,
O-O
Dear egg,
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Dear world,
If mary had jesus, and jesus is the lamb of god does that mean that mary had a little lamb
Dear friend alergic to peanuts,
when you said "know what i havent eaten in a while?" and i shouted "PEANUTS!"
Dear pokemon fans,
Don't worry I didn't Pikachu while you Togepi
Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
Dear coworker,
I believe you, but if you're going to cheat on your diet with a piece of chocolate, do not do so in the bathroom.
Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
YOUR EX!
Dear autocorrect,
I never type the word orgasm in an email. Ever.
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
Dear Dora,
Have you considered getting glasses?
Dear Kronk,
Please PULL THE LEVER!
Dear Ghostbusters,
We should team up sometime
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