Why, yes we DO carry uncooked toast!
Sincerely, we keep it with the sliced bread. We call it sliced bread
Please stop with the German jokes.
Sincerely, they're the wurst.
Dear gay choir director,
We love you, but when you say "give me a big hard D" just let the laughter happen
Sincerely, your adoring and immature high school students
When the pope dies, is it a promotion?
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Sincerely, and don't ask Y either.
Dear People who say "I'm only human",
Please That sure sounds like something a robot would say.
I've changed my iPod's name to Titanic, and it's syncing now.
Sincerely, please help!
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Sincerely, The Planaria worms who don't have hearts because they don't need a circulatory system.
Sincerely, initials of BS
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Sincerely, The Next Female Jedi.
Please keep trying to catch the fog. Really.
Sincerely, it's funny when you mist.
I believe you, but if you're going to cheat on your diet with a piece of chocolate, do not do so in the bathroom.
Sincerely, It's easy to misconstrue licking your fingers as you leave the stall.
Please don't make me come down there.