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Dear Parents,
Please rethink what you you just said.
Dear world,
Please stop with the German jokes.
Dear gay choir director,
We love you, but when you say "give me a big hard D" just let the laughter happen
Dear guy sitting next to me,
I can see you cheating off my answers on the test
Dear Viewers,
Why WOULDN'T I touch the butt? Butts are great!
Dear math,
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Dear world,
I've changed my iPod's name to Titanic, and it's syncing now.
Dear pigs,
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Dear people that check behind the shower curtain for murderers,
what are you going to do when you find one?
Dear parents,,
Why???
Dear Family.,
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Dear daywalkers and the rest of the human race,
Please note that I have recently acquired a soul. If you find that yours is missing, do not panic. I have done you a favor as you will now survive the impending zombie apocalypse unlike the mortals. You're very welcome.
Dear friend,
Please keep trying to catch the fog. Really.
Dear textbook word problems,
Please stop trying to make everything sound all diverse and all-inclusive. It's not working.
Dear everyone,
Please don't make me come down there.
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