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Dear boys,
Please come to my yard even though I can not make milk shakes
Dear America,
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Dear little sister,
No I will not tell you how long my periods are.
Dear Cupcakes,
The fact that you cover your self in icing really says something about your self esteem.
Dear supply teachers,
Please realise we are telling the truth when we say our names. They are unfortunately real.
Dear guys who tell me they "like less makeup",
Please wear less makeup then.
Dear World,
I can put on mascara with my mouth closed.
Dear fork,
That wasn't very knife
Dear People who are staring,
Please stop staring at my best friend and I. It is perfectly normal to blast Disney tunes from the convertable with the top down.
Dear Algebra,
Function you. I want you X'd out of my life 4 good. Y? Because you have foiled my overall GPA. I want you factored out of my classes and distributed into a science class. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat some pi.
Dear Internet,
I think I figured out why there seem to be so many introverts in here.
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Dear cat,
Please do not sleep on my last pair of clean underwear.
Dear strange child,
Please don't eat the crayons just because the label says they're nontoxic...
Dear guys on tinder,
Pics of you with your arm around a girl does not exactly help your chances.
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