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Dear Period,
Are you going to come or should I be calling the Pope....?
Dear Father,
Please stop trying to make me become a plumber.
Dear people with their pants falling down,
Just say no to crack.
Dear optimist pessimist and realist,
While you guys were arguing about the piece of cake, I ate it.
Dear automatic air fresheners,
Please stop sounding like someone sneezing. And PLEASE do not choose to do it during my midnight snack.
Dear 17 year old brother,
Please tell me where you got a baloon at ten fifteen at night and why you felt compelled to give it to me.
Dear "big boobs don't count if you're fat",
Big dicks don't count if you are one.
Dear readers,
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gunna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.
Dear boys,
It's called a sports bra
Dear boyfriend,
If your gonna brag about your mad video game skills, make sure your girlfriend doesn't live in a house full of guys
Dear World,
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Dear gym students,
Why am I making YOU run? So you don't end up like me...
Dear Spider,
Would you rather have a newspaper or flyswatter?
Dear Monday,
They like me better.
MTV,
Why did the "M" in your name change from "Music" to "Maternity"?
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