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Dear History teacher,
I'm sorry that I was laughing while you were teaching about the black plague.
Dear girl that hates me because I'm friends with her boyfriend,
Please stop glaring at me like that. I'm not going to steal him from you. I don't want a boy with bad taste in girls.
Dear sorority girls wearing matching shirts that say "We are not the same",
Your irony is showing.
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Dear New Orleans,
Seriously, I'm not allowed to tie my alligator to a fire hydrant?
Dear Twilight,
I'm sorry I can't hear you over my amusement park.
Dear world,
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Dear cute guy on the guys' cross-country team,
Your wearing short shorts is going to land me in the hospital one of these days.
Dear girls who write their picture caption "sorry for the dirty mirror" on half of your pictures,
Maybe you should stop taking pictures of yourself and clean your mirror!
Dear "gangstas" with low pants and backwards hats,
This is a toy store.
Dear dad,
Please don't put mom's old panties in the rag box.
Dear worksheet,
Please don't have a backside, PLEASE don't have a backside!
Dear Tiger Woods,
When we say "Just Do It" we mean it as a slogan...not literally.
Dear Dairy Queen,
Will you marry me?
Dear Axe,
I'm better. I'm on a horse.
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