Please come to my yard even though I can not make milk shakes
Sincerely, lactose intolerant. . .
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Sincerely, British and confused
Dear little sister,
No I will not tell you how long my periods are.
Sincerely, oh you mean school periods, whoops!
The fact that you cover your self in icing really says something about your self esteem.
Dear supply teachers,
Please realise we are telling the truth when we say our names. They are unfortunately real.
Sincerely, Mia Katt, Jack Goff and Mike Rotch.
Dear guys who tell me they "like less makeup",
Please wear less makeup then.
Sincerely, Why are you telling me this anyway?
I can put on mascara with my mouth closed.
Sincerely, Am I a freak of nature??
That wasn't very knife
Dear People who are staring,
Please stop staring at my best friend and I. It is perfectly normal to blast Disney tunes from the convertable with the top down.
Sincerely, two 20 year olds who don't want to grow up.
Function you. I want you X'd out of my life 4 good. Y? Because you have foiled my overall GPA. I want you factored out of my classes and distributed into a science class. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat some pi.
Sincerely, Bored DBPBer
I think I figured out why there seem to be so many introverts in here.
Sincerely, All the Extroverts are out Talking to People
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Sincerely, confused and disturbed person
Please do not sleep on my last pair of clean underwear.
Sincerely, going commando today.
Dear strange child,
Please don't eat the crayons just because the label says they're nontoxic...
Sincerely, concerned adults