Yea i do like baseball and hdhdhsnxnxmzndjxnndkhxhxnddbabz
Sincerely, Don't ask me questions when you numb my mouth
Dear giraffes ,
You should be thanking me, you were created when i upper cutted the horse
Sincerely, chuck Noris
Dear Google Translate,
Please add ParselTounge
Sincerely, I want to set a snake on my fat cousin
Ohhhh that was today...
Remember spring break? Well, we have a son. His name is Narwhal.
I may not have impressive powers, but at least I didn't have to BUY THEM!
Dear Legos on the floor,
Sincerely, Parents everywhere
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Sincerely, Kindergarten teacher.
Dear People who think English and American are the same thing,
Pull up your pants; I can see your fanny!
Sincerely, What does that mean to you?
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Sincerely, I love you, sis :)
Dear C. S. Lewis,
I really enjoyed the part of the book where Katniss and her two companions, Edward and Jacob, saved the wizarding world when they dropped the ring into Mount Doom.
Sincerely, Inspired reader
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Sincerely, turn into a zombie?
Dear douche who stole my wallet,,
Have fun with your 8 cents, used gift card, and tampons.
Sincerely, I'm sure they'll come in handy