Please duck yourself.
Sincerely, I give up.
Dear person complaining about the "T" and "G" keys being close,
You don't know a mistake until you notice how close the "B" and "N" keys are when you type the word "bigger" quickly...
Sincerely, someone who almost sent that tweet without looking
In Australia, to root means to have sex.
Sincerely, you serve root beer at kids parties
Lebron James better than Michael Jordan? Yeah, right. Let me know when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.
Sincerely, This is getting out of hand.
Yea i do like baseball and hdhdhsnxnxmzndjxnndkhxhxnddbabz
Sincerely, Don't ask me questions when you numb my mouth
Dear giraffes ,
You should be thanking me, you were created when i upper cutted the horse
Sincerely, chuck Noris
Dear Google Translate,
Please add ParselTounge
Sincerely, I want to set a snake on my fat cousin
Ohhhh that was today...
I may not have impressive powers, but at least I didn't have to BUY THEM!
Remember spring break? Well, we have a son. His name is Narwhal.
Dear Legos on the floor,
Sincerely, Parents everywhere
Dear People who think English and American are the same thing,
Pull up your pants; I can see your fanny!
Sincerely, What does that mean to you?
Dear douche who stole my wallet,,
Have fun with your 8 cents, used gift card, and tampons.
Sincerely, I'm sure they'll come in handy
Dear C. S. Lewis,
I really enjoyed the part of the book where Katniss and her two companions, Edward and Jacob, saved the wizarding world when they dropped the ring into Mount Doom.
Sincerely, Inspired reader