Dear the Guy who just kissed me,
Sorry if I didn't kiss you back... I'm currently dying and my brain was in "OHMYGOSH" mode when I realized you were about to kiss me. I totally meant to kiss you back and I'm just awkward and I can't... because I'm dying and apparently functioning is a no...
Sincerely, The Girl who can't stop smiling
Why do we walk on two legs? We're wasting our arm muscles.
Sincerely, fellow human with dreams of a four-legged world
It has been 9 days, go away.
Sincerely, the poor teenager you are slowly murdering
Dear French Girl in My Class,
I want to invite you to some place for a cup of coffee, but unfortunately can't, because I am shy. Hope, I will build up confidence one day just to ask you out !
Sincerely, I LOVE your cute French accent
I can't come to your party today for a work of fiction has left me emotionally crippled. I know you would understand.
Sincerely, the brother you read Narnia to
There are 7.4 billion people on Earth, some are doctors, others are scientists, and even others are Volunteer Firefighters, you sit on your arse and play around in virtual worlds all day. Congratulations, you made the right choice!
Sincerely, A fellow gamer
Dear old bitch who crashed into me,
You can try use the "young person, probably on their phone"excuse to your insurance company, but this "young tech-obsessed teen" has a dash cam that caught you on your phone, and caught you crashing into me.
Sincerely, enjoy your talk with the insurance company.
Dear public school system,
Please stop preparing me for tests and start preparing me for life after high school.
Sincerely, mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Dear Donald Trump,
Sincerely, the World
Dear Neighbor Mom,
Please bring your screaming child out into the shared hallway of our apartments so it can shout it's feelings to the whole living earth. It's shouts sound like a million shrieking cats.
Sincerely, Trying to Nap
Dear Aunt Flo,
I know how much you greatly enjoy your monthly visits. They're definitely.....well, um, a treat. And the usual 7 day visit is fine and expected. However, I feel your decision to stay 11 days and maybe longer is a little extensive and I would appreciate some time to myself once again. So to put it frankly, I can't stand you. Now go away!
Sincerely, Here's the door. You may show yourself out.
How is it possible that the band's loose enough to yank the bra up over my boobs but I'm still getting stabbed in the sternum!?
Sincerely, going back to my unsupportive, but not painful, cheap bras.
Why do you always appear when I am wearing a skirt or a dress? I didn't wear them to have to hold onto them until I got inside a building. And it's way too hot to wear maxiskirts/dresses
Sincerely, Don't want to flash anyone
Thank you for stopping just in time for finals!
Sincerely, a student who's stressed out as is