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Dear person who wrote "There are two things I hate: graffiti and irony" on the bathroom stall,
You are my hero.
DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK GERMANS SHOUT ALL THE TIME,
WE DO NOT!
Dear sex ed teachers,
Yeah... As it turns out, abstinence is only 99.98% effective.
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Not likely.
Dear sneeze,
If you're gonna happen, happen.
Dear "when pigs fly",
Bitch, please.
Dear Victoria,
Please know that I am done being your little "secret."
Dear Creator,
Why did it have to be blood? Couldn't it have been sparkes or glitter?
Dear world,
I don't find Waldo. Waldo finds ME.
Dear British People,
Americans may be fat.. But atleast we have toothbrushes.
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Dear "3 more days than I'm done high school",
If you don't know the difference between "then" and "than", maybe you shouldn't be graduating.
Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.
Dear Kids Waiting Up Christmas Eve For Santa,
Any other night, a fat guy in red climbing down your chimney and laughing, would scare the hell out of you.
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