Dear DC comics,
Please be aware that by making Wally West African-American you have taken away one of the few ginger superheroes and have greatly offended us.
Sincerely, You have been warned. -The Weasleys
Dear students complaining about Algebra,
You don't know how much you will miss that work later on.
Sincerely, a Calculus student.
I don't care how late in the morning it is. Until I have my coffee, everyone is required to stay out of swinging range.
Sincerely, Addicted to Caffeine
Stop convincing yourself you deserve a break from writting your English paper. It has been 2 hours and all you have accomplished is making a tittle.
Sincerely, need to finish this paper
Dear Fellow Students,
Yes, in fact Texas IS in the United States.
Sincerely, oh dear GOD!
Dear Victoria's Secret,
Why do are your commercials for women's underwear marketed at men?
Sincerely, A confused girl
Dear Paula Deen,
I don't hate you, but I find your racism ironic considering the Southern style cooking you're famous for was created by black people.
Sincerely, a black person
Are you wayward?
Sincerely, carry on.
Dear guy waiting at the bus stop,
Yelling "How you doin?!" as I bike by will not make me stop and throw myself at you.
Sincerely, Stranger Danger
Dear guy who followed me through the parking lot at a slow roll while blasting misogynistic rap from his overcompensatingly tricked-out pickup truck,
Please stop being such a creeper. You're not fooling anyone when you pass literally dozens of empty spaces.
Sincerely, I hope you are the first known fatality from genital warts.
Dear School Board,
You would think in a building full of educated people, you would know the differance between toilet paper and tissue paper.
Sincerely, please put reall toilet paper in the washrooms
Please find a non-airborne way to reproduce.
Sincerely, Scratching my eyes out and sneezing
Dear person who only wants 26 pieces of lettuce on their burger,
This is ridiculous. Are you a goat or something?
Sincerely, an annoyed SkyBurger player
You're all such European wannabes.
Sincerely, an amused Brit