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Dear bully from high school, ,
No I don't expect to be your boss,
Dear pessimist, optimist, realist,
While you were busy arguing over the glass, I drank it.
Dear Daleks,
Please consider pursuing a career in pest control.
Dear boogers,
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Um...
Dear Mozzy the Cat,
Please feel free to sit on my face as a sign that it's time for your breakfast, I don't need to breathe anyway.
Dear Noah ,
Oh crap... Was that today
Dear hormones,
Please don't make our owner fall in love with that guy. Don't. Don't. STOP! Aaand she's in love. Brace yourselves.
Dear parents,
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Dear World,
If I opened a bakery I would call it Dat Cookie Dough and just chuckle about it forever.
Dear customer,
Please stop talking, stop thinking, and pay attention. Take all of those preconceived notions, your irrational anger and the stick up your a**, bundle them all up, and throw them away in that trash can. All done and ready to listen? OK. We. Do. Not. Sell. That. Item. Here.
Dear Newton,
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Dear who ever said nothing's impossible ,
You Obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Dear "Are you on your Period?,
I Started my day waking up in a pool of blood, is that how you would like me to end yours?
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