SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Wallet,
Please stop vomiting my money, I have nothing left.
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Dear high school health instructor,
The banned skittles commercial was banned for a reason.
Dear Spring,
*sniff* I am loving that you finally made an appearance. *cough* The beautiful weather. *sneeze* The gorgeous blossoms everywhere. *hack* And the tidal wave of pollen that has washed over the area. *wheeze* You are beautiful. *choke*
Dear Fourth Grade Bully,
Karma's a bitch huh?
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Dear cat,
Please stop coming in my room and stepping on my stomach
Dear Coffee,
I'm sorry I tried to give you up. From now on I will still drink you in moderation with less/no sugar. Please understand when I hang out with Tea sometimes
Dear creep staring at my butt in the gym,
You're in for a shock when I turn around.
Dear Republicans and Democrats,
Do you believe gay people have the right to bare arms?
Dear genetics,
Gee, thanks. I'll never be able to reach my favorite foods at the grocery store once I move out and no longer have my dad to reach them for me.
Dear Hershey's,
"Easy-to-open package" my tushie!
Dear Gandalf,
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Dear girlfriend,
I fell in love with you the second you bought me chili cheese fries for breakfast.
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