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Dear Prince Charming,
I changed my mind, I'm going back to sleep.
Dear Friend who I said could stay at my apartment so you wouldn't drive drunk.,
Just because you scream TO NARNIA at the top of your lungs before flinging yourself into my closet doesn't mean it will magically take you there.
Dear hot guy,
You, sir, are very attractive. Therefore, I shall stare at you.
Dear guy who acts like he's so much better than us because he has a girlfriend,
your girlfriend has 67 protons
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear men obsessed with blowjobs,
What's so intriguing about putting a very sensitive part of your anatomy into a cavity with teeth?
Dear boys,
Please come to the yard.
Dear Lil' Sebastian,
We miss you in the saddest fashion
Dear rock,
I'll smother and suffocate you to death.
Dear world,
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Dear best friend,
Don't worry about your Prince Charming, I've taken care of that.
Dear world,
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Dear world,
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
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