Dear gym students,
Why am I making YOU run? So you don't end up like me...
Sincerely, fat gym coach
Why did the "M" in your name change from "Music" to "Maternity"?
They like me better.
Would you rather have a newspaper or flyswatter?
Please stop pretending you have to sneeze
Sincerely, this face is not attractive
Dear Google street view car,
Thank you for your perfect timing
Sincerely, drove by as I was practicing marching in band
Dear teacher who yelled at me to spit my gum out,
It's in your hair now.
Sincerely, you could have asked politely.
NO!!! COME BACK!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Sincerely, I'm sorry for stepping on you :(
Please give us back Tupac and we'll give you Justin Bieber