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Dear random person who just asked if I was emo,
I wear mostly black and don't talk much...
Dear optimists,
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Dear Obama,
I'm not sure we can fix it...
Dear little sister who rides horses,
I'm more of a "save a horse, ride a cowboy" kind of girl.
Dear bathroom,
I'm tired of covering up your crap.
Dear little kids,
Please stop looking for Nemo... He's gone.
Dear Selena Gomez,
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend.
Dear world,
Please leave me alone today. I have PMS and GPS....
Dear gansta,
Why you trippin'?
Dear girls,
You complain that you can't take your shirt off on a hot day like boys can. But please know that you are more than welcome to.
Dear water,
WHY YOU NO SPLASH ON MY FACE LIKE IN THE COMMERCIALS?
Dear Twilight fans,
The closest thing we have to vampires here are mosquitoes.
Dear iPod,
I named you, Titanic.
Dear middle schools that start with "P",
So your schools initials are PMS? And your cheerleaders cheer for PMS?
Dear musicians,
For the love of all that's holy - stop putting sirens in your music!
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