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Dear the Guy who just kissed me,
Sorry if I didn't kiss you back... I'm currently dying and my brain was in "OHMYGOSH" mode when I realized you were about to kiss me. I totally meant to kiss you back and I'm just awkward and I can't... because I'm dying and apparently functioning is a no...
Dear humans,
Why do we walk on two legs? We're wasting our arm muscles.
Dear period,
It has been 9 days, go away.
Dear French Girl in My Class,
I want to invite you to some place for a cup of coffee, but unfortunately can't, because I am shy. Hope, I will build up confidence one day just to ask you out !
Dear Sister,
I can't come to your party today for a work of fiction has left me emotionally crippled. I know you would understand.
Dear Gamers,
There are 7.4 billion people on Earth, some are doctors, others are scientists, and even others are Volunteer Firefighters, you sit on your arse and play around in virtual worlds all day. Congratulations, you made the right choice!
Dear old bitch who crashed into me,
You can try use the "young person, probably on their phone"excuse to your insurance company, but this "young tech-obsessed teen" has a dash cam that caught you on your phone, and caught you crashing into me.
Dear public school system,
Please stop preparing me for tests and start preparing me for life after high school.
Dear Donald Trump,
Please STOP
Dear Neighbor Mom,
Please bring your screaming child out into the shared hallway of our apartments so it can shout it's feelings to the whole living earth. It's shouts sound like a million shrieking cats.
Dear Aunt Flo,
I know how much you greatly enjoy your monthly visits. They're definitely.....well, um, a treat. And the usual 7 day visit is fine and expected. However, I feel your decision to stay 11 days and maybe longer is a little extensive and I would appreciate some time to myself once again. So to put it frankly, I can't stand you. Now go away!
Dear bras,
How is it possible that the band's loose enough to yank the bra up over my boobs but I'm still getting stabbed in the sternum!?
Dear wind,
Why do you always appear when I am wearing a skirt or a dress? I didn't wear them to have to hold onto them until I got inside a building. And it's way too hot to wear maxiskirts/dresses
Dear period,
Thank you for stopping just in time for finals!
Dear alarm clock,
You are both my enemy and my savior. Without you, I would be late to work everyday. But also, you sometimes forget to beep loud enough to wake me.
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