Dear bully from high school, ,
No I don't expect to be your boss,
Sincerely, I don't want to be a McDonald's manager
Dear pessimist, optimist, realist,
While you were busy arguing over the glass, I drank it.
Please consider pursuing a career in pest control.
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Sincerely, Kindergarten teacher.
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Sincerely, I love you, sis :)
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Sincerely, turn into a zombie?
Dear Mozzy the Cat,
Please feel free to sit on my face as a sign that it's time for your breakfast, I don't need to breathe anyway.
Sincerely, nothing like the smell of your arse first thing in the morning.
Dear Noah ,
Oh crap... Was that today
Sincerely, the dinosaurs
Please don't make our owner fall in love with that guy. Don't. Don't. STOP! Aaand she's in love. Brace yourselves.
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
If I opened a bakery I would call it Dat Cookie Dough and just chuckle about it forever.
Sincerely, impressed that I thought of this somehow.
Please stop talking, stop thinking, and pay attention. Take all of those preconceived notions, your irrational anger and the stick up your a**, bundle them all up, and throw them away in that trash can. All done and ready to listen? OK. We. Do. Not. Sell. That. Item. Here.
Sincerely, a pissed off sales clerk
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Sincerely, Third Law of Emotion
Dear who ever said nothing's impossible ,
You Obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Sincerely, I think... I broke... My face...