Dear Prince Charming,
I changed my mind, I'm going back to sleep.
Sincerely, sleeping beauty
Dear Friend who I said could stay at my apartment so you wouldn't drive drunk.,
Just because you scream TO NARNIA at the top of your lungs before flinging yourself into my closet doesn't mean it will magically take you there.
Sincerely, amused sober friend.
Dear hot guy,
You, sir, are very attractive. Therefore, I shall stare at you.
Sincerely, wink-wink sir
Dear guy who acts like he's so much better than us because he has a girlfriend,
your girlfriend has 67 protons
Sincerely, she's a Ho
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Sincerely, a Hufflepuff
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear men obsessed with blowjobs,
What's so intriguing about putting a very sensitive part of your anatomy into a cavity with teeth?
Sincerely, curious woman
Please come to the yard.
Dear Lil' Sebastian,
We miss you in the saddest fashion
Sincerely, You're 5,000 candles in the wind
I'll smother and suffocate you to death.
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Sincerely, i just wanted to show them my never land...
Dear best friend,
Don't worry about your Prince Charming, I've taken care of that.
Sincerely, your best friend who just kidnapped him for you
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned