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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear world,
Can't touch this.
Dear sneeze,
If you're gonna happen, happen.
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Dear people who tell me I'm short,
No shit.
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear world,
I don't find Waldo. Waldo finds ME.
Dear Victoria,
Please know that I am done being your little "secret."
Dear Creator,
Why did it have to be blood? Couldn't it have been sparkes or glitter?
Dear British People,
Americans may be fat.. But atleast we have toothbrushes.
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Magic
Dear Peter-Freaking-Pan,
We have the same middle name. Let's be friends!
Dear girls,
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Not likely.
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
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