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Dear public school kids,
...and you think your sex ed is awkward
Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
*CRUNCH*
Dear Guys,
Please work out your legs, too
Dear Cat,
Please don't hide in the bathtub and jump out at me when I check for serial killers
Dear women and werewolves,
Please stop fighting over who has the worse 'time of the month'. I think we win.
Dear my un-nerdy peers,
I told a chemistry joke once.
Dear Cosmo,
Licking my boyfriend's eyelids was not "sexy" and it did not "drive him wild". All it did was confuse him.
Dear Mc Donald's ,
Thank you for not serving hot dogs, I don't think I could order a super-sized Mc wiener with a straight face.
Dear 2 year old ,
Thank you for yelling IM RAINING while you are potty training
Dear person checking behind the curtain for serial killers,
DO YOU MIND?!?
Dear "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it",
This saying just got a whole new meaning...
Dear fellow actors in my high school drama department,
Thank you so much for this award. It means a lot to me.
Dear maple tree,
I'd tap that.
Dear parents,
Please stop using the saying "Till the cows come home"
Dear guy friends who just decided to search my purse,
Congrats, you found my tampon stash.
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