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Dear eight year old with an iPad wearing Uggs and texting.,
Nice to see someone else who refuses to act their age.
Dear people giving me judging stares,
Yes I am 14 with 1 year old twins, I support myself by whoring around on street corners and make all of my purchases at dollar stores and walmart
Dear world,
Don't you ever feel like yelling "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS" when something goes wrong?
Dear girl wearing a mini dress and 5 inch heels that just wiped out on the sidewalk,
It's Minnesota, in winter. There's ice
Dear Mum and Dad,
You are both white, I am at least part Asian. Please understand, I have known for a while. It's not that shocking.
Dear grandpa,
Please continue being cute with your age
Dear society,
Please stop referring to the act of downloading stuff illegally as piracy, it's only making me want to do it so I can be called a pirate.
Dear math teacher,
well this is awkward.
Dear Voldemort,
You should've made your nose a horcrux.
Dear obnoxious people,,
"Why, yes I am 15. Yes, I am the pastors daughter. And, yes, this is my baby."
Dear history teacher who told a kid in my class to stop making fun of mormons because "You wouldn't like it if someone made fun of your religion,
He is mormon.
Dear Boys,
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Dear mothership,
We have contacted the humans, but they think it's dubstep.
Dear Shakespeare,
All our lives we are led up to believe that you are this great and cultured poet. Then we read the first scene of Romeo and Juliet and you are telling sex jokes.
Dear People overusing the word "friendzoned",
you haven't been friendzoned until you actually tell them you like them.
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