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Dear Long Skirts,
Thanks
Dear World,
You know carrots giving you night vision is a lie made by Americans in the Second World War so the Germans didn't know they had radars, right?
Dear Voldemort,
How is it possible that you can "smell death"?
Dear skin-colored band-aids,
Nobody's skin is that color. Not even white people.
Dear Comment,
I'm not interested in going anywhere with you.
Dear Sun,
Please stop cooking my flesh. I kind of need that, and it doesn't even taste good.
Dear college professors,
Please think before assigning your senior level class a 7 page paper that is due 2 weeks before we graduate. We really don't care any more.
Dear high school,
I am a pro..............
Dear manager,
WEll, it only took you three weeks, but you finally settled on a proper clean-up schedule. And, suprise, suprise, it is the exact schedule we were using before you came here. Glad to see you can be trained.
Dear Vinegar,
I'm the reason anybody actually likes you.
Dear World,
Why does everyone bully me but leave comma, semi-colon, question mark, and exclamation point alone?
Dear Rihanna,
Please leave the diamonds to me
Dear girls complaining about cramps,
It's ok. I'm here for you.
Dear person saying "I can't even do that sober" to a cop,
You just admitted you weren't sober...
Dear boyfriend ,
Thanks for persuading everybody at the costume part that mine was the best because I was obviously Waldo and couldn't be found
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