Dear kids taking a test in a quiet room,
Allow me to play for you the song of my people.
Dear murderer behind the shower curtain,
Still winning that hide n' seek game? Me too!!!
Sincerely, monster under the bed.
What the hell is Gatorade??
Sincerely, a confused Irish girl
The Cullens live in Forks, Washington. You know what to do.
Sincerely, the world
Dear Finding Dory,
Finally there's a sequel to Finding Nemo, which came out in 2003! But the sequel hits theaters in 2015?
Sincerely, I'VE DONE MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Throwing up must be the worst for you!
Sincerely, currently sick
We hope you read these anonymous messages and ask us out.
Sincerely, Ladies of the 21st Century
Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Sincerely, one of the gays.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
You need a butt to twerk...
Sincerely, a curvy woman
Dear girls trying to think of a Halloween costume,
Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!
Sincerely, I know you love the Aristocats, but think of something more original!
Dear people who say "there is nothing that tastes better than skinny feels",
I can think of a lot. Pizza, bacon, chocolate...
Sincerely, Jennifer Lawrence
Dear Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
Your commercials make me want to buy your cereal less.
Sincerely, I don't want cannibalistic cereal
If you have 99 problems, you may need to consider getting a therapist.
Sincerely, someone who has two maybe three problems in their lfie