Please PULL THE LEVER!
Sincerely, WRONG LEEEVVVEEERRR!!!!!
Dear Prince Charming,
I changed my mind, I'm going back to sleep.
Sincerely, sleeping beauty
Dear guy who acts like he's so much better than us because he has a girlfriend,
your girlfriend has 67 protons
Sincerely, she's a Ho
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Sincerely, a Hufflepuff
Dear men obsessed with blowjobs,
What's so intriguing about putting a very sensitive part of your anatomy into a cavity with teeth?
Sincerely, curious woman
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Please come to the yard.
Dear Lil' Sebastian,
We miss you in the saddest fashion
Sincerely, You're 5,000 candles in the wind
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Sincerely, you had me fooled
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Sincerely, i just wanted to show them my never land...
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Never have I meant to say duck.
Sincerely, tired of you correcting my foul mouth :)
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
Sincerely, someone who paid attention in biology