Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Sincerely, a Hufflepuff
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Sincerely, you had me fooled
Saying "You're the ugliest person I know." really doesn't work with you.
Sincerely, your identical twin sister
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Please come to the yard.
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Sincerely, i just wanted to show them my never land...
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Dear Lil' Sebastian,
We miss you in the saddest fashion
Sincerely, You're 5,000 candles in the wind
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Never have I meant to say duck.
Sincerely, tired of you correcting my foul mouth :)
I told you I spaz out when people tickle me!
Sincerely, sorry for the black eye...
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Sincerely, under your pillow?
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
Sincerely, Nearly-traumatized employee