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Dear kids who always know the gossip,
Well...I saw my teacher and my principal kissing...
Dear Guy complementing me,
Oh, my chest looks nice in this shirt? Well, your dick looks look nice in those jeans.
Dear "Wanna come bungy jumping?",
Dude, I came into this world because of broken rubber I'm not going out that way too.
Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear world,
I wear stripes so that I am not spotted.
Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Dear Google,
I Binged your girlfriend.
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you're overreacting.
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Dear Dracula,
Remember that crazy night a few hundred years ago? Well now you have a son, and his name is Edward Cullen
Dear Dad Who is a scientist,
I know you, and I know that you are smarter than a lot of other people, but that doesn't give you the right to mess up my favorite sci-fi movies.
Dear Mum,
Please stop treating me like your boyfriend, if I screw up its got nothing to do with you so don't give me the cold shoulder and say that I hate you. I don't, I'm just not alive to please you.
Dear dreamers,
Please know that romance does exist. Today, my boyfriend told me that I was a better catch than any of his Pokemon.
Dear America,
I actually do as I say! Vote for me!
Dear pinkie toe,
I am going to bang you so hard tonight.
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