Dear Mary Poppins,
A spoon full of medicine helps the sugar go down .....
I promise I'm not a murderer! My period came early!
Sincerely, "How to get blood stains off of clothes"
Dear girl singing very loudly,
Although we admire your courage and loyalty for singing evanescence rather poorly for 45 minutes at 10:30 pm, would you at least close your window?
Sincerely, the apartment complex across the street
Sincerely, the room.
Dear girl wearing white jeans,
Next time, you might want to make sure you're wearing white underwear too.
Sincerely, blue with pink hearts
I'm sharing a pizza with my close friends Jose, Vincenzo, Laquanda, and Max. Where am I?
Sincerely, a math problem
Dear mom who keeps telling me I'm going to become a pregnant teenager,
Funny because I don't think my girlfriend could get me pregnant.
Sincerely, didn't see that coming did you?
I'm so over you
Dear Mr. Owl,
Eat my tootsie pop one more time... I dare you...
Sincerely, that very angry kid
Please remember that no matter what you look like, there's going to be someone out there that'll find you attractive.
Sincerely, people are into some pretty weird things
Remember the dozen times I complained to you about people not cleaning up their dogs' poop and you did NOTHING? I just saw you slide in poop on the sidewalk and look appauled.
Sincerely, That just made my day!
Please start eating grass. I want to see what you look like when you're green.
Dear Every Fish in the Sea,
Keep calm and... Nope, lost it.
You are not a thong. You need to accept that fact.
Sincerely, my butt hurts.