Dear Frozen fans,
Let it go.
Sincerely, not a fan
You can't take our clothes or our style!
Please keep Justin! We don't want him back.
Please change the name of your chargers to Apple juice.
Sincerely, tech nerds
Dear hot guy in my AP math class,
Please be my derivative so you can lie tangent to my curves.
Sincerely, the nerdy girl who sits behind you
Could you have picked a better spot to hang out than the bathroom?
Dear "Abra Kadabra",
You're doing it wrong.
Dear fellow teachers,
Try tying the shoelaces together of your students that fall asleep on you.
Sincerely, you'll finally get to teach them a lesson...
Sincerely, a pessimist
Dear Taylor Swift,
Boys don't seem to be working out for you. Maybe you should test out girls?
Sincerely, a lesbian who would be interested in testing out this theory.
We are giving you apples for a reason. It worked with Snow White...
Sincerely, your students
They feed me whiskas.
Sincerely, Smelly Cat
I want to go to the moon, not look like the surface of it.
Sincerely, the boy with the crater-sized pimples
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?