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Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear Sister,
Saying "You're the ugliest person I know." really doesn't work with you.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear boys,
Please come to the yard.
Dear world,
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Dear world,
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Dear Lil' Sebastian,
We miss you in the saddest fashion
Dear world,
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Dear autocorrect,
Never have I meant to say duck.
Dear friend,
I told you I spaz out when people tickle me!
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Dear customer,
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
Dear bald people,
Do you use shampoo or body wash?
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