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Dear People who say im to old to watch disney movies,
Bibbity Boppity piss off!
Dear teenagers who complain about the friend zone,
You know nothing of the friend zone!
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Dear Calvin Klein clothing line,
Please I find it funny that you have have a brand of underwear, considering "Klein" means "small" in German.
Dear menstrual cycle monthly,
I would like to unsubscribe from you.
Dear Geometry Student,
Please try this problem again. I'm pretty sure none of my sides measure -39 units.
Dear sleep,
I'm sorry but we just never have time for each other anymore.
Dear Me,
Please stop to think you can do everything on your own and better than professionals. Especially cut your own hair.
Dear world,
Next time someone asks me if I'm on my period, I'm just going to say "YES I AM BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA."
Dear friend,
On the "Which Harry Potter Character are You" quiz I got Neville Longbottom and you got Draco Malfoy. On the "Game of Thrones" quiz I got Ned Stark and you got Joffrey. Should I be concerned?
Dear Dobby,
While I appreciate the gesture to clean my room, your love of socks is now out of hand.
Dear diary,
Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnappyed by hillfolk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever!
Dear "aren't you a little old to be a Girl Scout?",
Yes. yes I am.
Dear Stacy,
Your mom has got it goin' on.
Dear girl who sits in front of me,
Why is your hair so big? D:
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