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Dear kids taking a test in a quiet room,
Allow me to play for you the song of my people.
Dear murderer behind the shower curtain,
Still winning that hide n' seek game? Me too!!!
Dear Americans,
What the hell is Gatorade??
Dear Buffy,
The Cullens live in Forks, Washington. You know what to do.
Dear Finding Dory,
Finally there's a sequel to Finding Nemo, which came out in 2003! But the sequel hits theaters in 2015?
Dear giraffes,
Throwing up must be the worst for you!
Dear Crushes,
We hope you read these anonymous messages and ask us out.
Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
You need a butt to twerk...
Dear girls trying to think of a Halloween costume,
Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!
Dear people who say "there is nothing that tastes better than skinny feels",
I can think of a lot. Pizza, bacon, chocolate...
Dear Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
Your commercials make me want to buy your cereal less.
Dear Jay-Z,
If you have 99 problems, you may need to consider getting a therapist.
Dear teachers,
Winners do use drugs. Lance Armstrong, Michael Phelps, and Charlie Sheen... You're going to have to think of some other way to keep us from using drugs.
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