Dear person who wrote "There are two things I hate: graffiti and irony" on the bathroom stall,
You are my hero.
Sincerely, in effing awe.
DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK GERMANS SHOUT ALL THE TIME,
WE DO NOT!
Sincerely, A GERMAN
Dear sex ed teachers,
Yeah... As it turns out, abstinence is only 99.98% effective.
Sincerely, the Virgin Mary and Shmi Skywalker
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Sincerely, I don't plan on being a manager at the ghetto McDonalds.
If you're gonna happen, happen.
Sincerely, don't put a stupid look on my face and leave
Dear "when pigs fly",
Sincerely, "when Half Life 3 comes out"
Please know that I am done being your little "secret."
Why did it have to be blood? Couldn't it have been sparkes or glitter?
Sincerely, girl on her period
I don't find Waldo. Waldo finds ME.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris
Dear British People,
Americans may be fat.. But atleast we have toothbrushes.
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Sincerely, I don't live in Illinois or speak Spanish
Dear "3 more days than I'm done high school",
If you don't know the difference between "then" and "than", maybe you shouldn't be graduating.
Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.