Please stop vomiting my money, I have nothing left.
Sincerely, Poor citizen.
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Sincerely, the Canadians that ride moose to school, and have pet polar bears waiting in their igloos.
Dear high school health instructor,
The banned skittles commercial was banned for a reason.
Sincerely, your traumatized students
*sniff* I am loving that you finally made an appearance. *cough* The beautiful weather. *sneeze* The gorgeous blossoms everywhere. *hack* And the tidal wave of pollen that has washed over the area. *wheeze* You are beautiful. *choke*
Sincerely, "Is it summer yet?"
Dear Fourth Grade Bully,
Karma's a bitch huh?
Sincerely, I may be a nerd but you're Pregnant at 17.
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Sincerely, the girl who's foot just connected with your balls
Please stop coming in my room and stepping on my stomach
I'm sorry I tried to give you up. From now on I will still drink you in moderation with less/no sugar. Please understand when I hang out with Tea sometimes
Sincerely, Finally caffeinated teacher.
Dear creep staring at my butt in the gym,
You're in for a shock when I turn around.
Sincerely, fifteen years old.
Dear Republicans and Democrats,
Do you believe gay people have the right to bare arms?
Sincerely, a curious third-partier
Gee, thanks. I'll never be able to reach my favorite foods at the grocery store once I move out and no longer have my dad to reach them for me.
Sincerely, estimated to grow to only 5'2
"Easy-to-open package" my tushie!
Sincerely, girl on her period who needs the chocolate...NOW
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Sincerely, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty