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Dear Kronk,
Please PULL THE LEVER!
Dear Prince Charming,
I changed my mind, I'm going back to sleep.
Dear guy who acts like he's so much better than us because he has a girlfriend,
your girlfriend has 67 protons
Dear world,
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Dear men obsessed with blowjobs,
What's so intriguing about putting a very sensitive part of your anatomy into a cavity with teeth?
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear boys,
Please come to the yard.
Dear Lil' Sebastian,
We miss you in the saddest fashion
Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear world,
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Dear world,
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Dear world,
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Dear autocorrect,
Never have I meant to say duck.
Dear idiot,
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
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