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Dear woman plopping some bombs in the stall next to me,
I gotchu.
Dear friend I walked in the bush with,
You were wearing shorts and a tank top. I was wearing a long sleeved shirt and jeans. Neither of us had insect repellent, and you complained you were itchy.
Dear nerf gun,
I KNEW there was a reason I practiced with you so much
Dear heterosexuals,
Relax, the gays don't want to marry you.
Dear DBPB,
Ever wonder how long it takes for a submission to be posted? It's currently 11:00 pm GMT (London) on July 13th, 2013. Behold.
Dear psychologist,
I don't have several personality disorders, I don't suffer from extreme delusions and I'm not paranoid. I'm just screwing with your head, and THAT, my dear Watson, is my actual problem.
Dear Gamer girls,
Please Imagine you're in a supermarket, and a guy walks up to you and says, "Hi, I'm a guy who can cook!", then goes on to brag about how he can make mac & cheese, instant noodles, and microwave pies.
Dear Parents,
Please don't tell me things that I don't want to know. Such as that my Great Grandma died my bed.
Dear Mapquest Users,
Please Stop... Just stop...
Dear "you're culturally appropriative",
Yes, 50% of my diet is Chinese food, and I picked up certain Cantonese phrases (mainly swear words) that I use on a daily basis. I work in a Chinese restaurant, you twat, what did you expect?
Dear America,
Please vote for Donald Trump.
Dear Boy,
I thought you said that music was your life and I was the melody? Did you skip a beat because suddenly I'm not with you.
Dear Old Woman at the Mall,
Please stop yelling at me for having a baby so young, It is a robot baby that I was assigned to for a school project. I didn't ruin my life, my teacher ruined my weekend.
Dear annoying girl in my class,
Please shut up. I don't care that you think that I 'could have killed you'. I accidentally threw a baseball near your ankle. It really wasn't necessary to threaten to throw a shotput at my head.
Dear Trump Haters,
Please Your comments just prove the point
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