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Dear Kids Waiting Up Christmas Eve For Santa,
Any other night, a fat guy in red climbing down your chimney and laughing, would scare the hell out of you.
Dear boyfriend,
Please lock the door the next time we shower together. The shower doors are glass and now your roommate has seen my ass.
Dear AP Biology teacher,
Be aware, we don't take any video in your class seriously
Dear teachers,
Y do u think u r smarter than me.
Dear transformers,
So do you use car insurance or life insurance?
Dear Will.I.Am,
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
Dear friends,
Thank you for changing all my contacts to Harry Potter characters.
Dear elderly people,,
You are so sweet strolling arm in arm, you have probably loved each other since you were 16, and been married for 50 years.
Dear Bambi,
It's the circle of life!
Dear Marvel,
Please stop making 8 movies before we make one
Dear pirates who kidnapped me for ransom,
Please know I enjoyed my time with you, am glad you took my advice of more than doubling my ransom (what you demanded hardly matched my worth), respect you for holding up your bargain upon being paid the aforementioned ransom, and hope there are no hard feelings with me honoring my promise to return to execute each and every one of you
Dear kids,
Please realize, when those sex scenes come on in the movie, its awkward for us too.
Dear sleep,
it's a quarter after four, I'm all alone and I need you now.
Dear TV,
I turn you on.
Dear English Teachers,
I just wrote that because it sounded nice
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