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Dear autocorrect,,
Please duck yourself.
Dear person complaining about the "T" and "G" keys being close,
You don't know a mistake until you notice how close the "B" and "N" keys are when you type the word "bigger" quickly...
Dear America,
In Australia, to root means to have sex.
Dear Society,
Lebron James better than Michael Jordan? Yeah, right. Let me know when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.
Dear Dentist,
Yea i do like baseball and hdhdhsnxnxmzndjxnndkhxhxnddbabz
Dear giraffes ,
You should be thanking me, you were created when i upper cutted the horse
Dear Google Translate,
Please add ParselTounge
Dear Noah,
Ohhhh that was today...
Dear Batman,
I may not have impressive powers, but at least I didn't have to BUY THEM!
Dear Rhino,
Remember spring break? Well, we have a son. His name is Narwhal.
Dear Legos on the floor,
Owshitcrapholycowowshitfuckdammowshit
Dear People who think English and American are the same thing,
Pull up your pants; I can see your fanny!
Dear douche who stole my wallet,,
Have fun with your 8 cents, used gift card, and tampons.
Dear C. S. Lewis,
I really enjoyed the part of the book where Katniss and her two companions, Edward and Jacob, saved the wizarding world when they dropped the ring into Mount Doom.
Dear Fly currently on my screen,
Please leave when I frantically wave my cursor near you.
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