Can't touch this.
Sincerely, absolute zero
If you're gonna happen, happen.
Sincerely, don't put a stupid look on my face and leave
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Sincerely, under your pillow?
Dear people who tell me I'm short,
Sincerely, I'm a legal midget
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
I don't find Waldo. Waldo finds ME.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris
Please know that I am done being your little "secret."
Why did it have to be blood? Couldn't it have been sparkes or glitter?
Sincerely, girl on her period
Dear British People,
Americans may be fat.. But atleast we have toothbrushes.
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Sincerely, sleeping bag making company…
We have the same middle name. Let's be friends!
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Sincerely, Self Proclaimed Narcissistic Douche
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Sincerely, I don't plan on being a manager at the ghetto McDonalds.
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Sincerely, she would have been eaten as soon as she hit puberty