Dear People who say im to old to watch disney movies,
Bibbity Boppity piss off!
Sincerely, I'll watch what i want
Dear teenagers who complain about the friend zone,
You know nothing of the friend zone!
Sincerely, S. Snape
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Sincerely, a guy who said something stupid and got his eyebrows plucked by force
Dear Calvin Klein clothing line,
Please I find it funny that you have have a brand of underwear, considering "Klein" means "small" in German.
Sincerely, an amused German speaker
Dear menstrual cycle monthly,
I would like to unsubscribe from you.
Dear Geometry Student,
Please try this problem again. I'm pretty sure none of my sides measure -39 units.
Sincerely, The Parallelogram
I'm sorry but we just never have time for each other anymore.
Sincerely, leaving you for caffeine
Please stop to think you can do everything on your own and better than professionals. Especially cut your own hair.
Sincerely, wiser future Me.
Next time someone asks me if I'm on my period, I'm just going to say "YES I AM BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA."
Sincerely, irate female
On the "Which Harry Potter Character are You" quiz I got Neville Longbottom and you got Draco Malfoy. On the "Game of Thrones" quiz I got Ned Stark and you got Joffrey. Should I be concerned?
Sincerely, apparently the friend of an evil blond kid
While I appreciate the gesture to clean my room, your love of socks is now out of hand.
Sincerely, Where's the other one!?
Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnappyed by hillfolk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever!
Sincerely, "Simon Tam"
Dear "aren't you a little old to be a Girl Scout?",
Yes. yes I am.
Sincerely, Now would you like a box of thin mints or not?
Your mom has got it goin' on.