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Dear Dentist,
Yea i do like baseball and hdhdhsnxnxmzndjxnndkhxhxnddbabz
Dear giraffes ,
You should be thanking me, you were created when i upper cutted the horse
Dear Google Translate,
Please add ParselTounge
Dear Noah,
Ohhhh that was today...
Dear Rhino,
Remember spring break? Well, we have a son. His name is Narwhal.
Dear Batman,
I may not have impressive powers, but at least I didn't have to BUY THEM!
Dear Legos on the floor,
Owshitcrapholycowowshitfuckdammowshit
Dear boogers,
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Dear People who think English and American are the same thing,
Pull up your pants; I can see your fanny!
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Dear C. S. Lewis,
I really enjoyed the part of the book where Katniss and her two companions, Edward and Jacob, saved the wizarding world when they dropped the ring into Mount Doom.
Dear parents,
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Um...
Dear douche who stole my wallet,,
Have fun with your 8 cents, used gift card, and tampons.
Dear Fly currently on my screen,
Please leave when I frantically wave my cursor near you.
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