Dear random person who just asked if I was emo,
I wear mostly black and don't talk much...
Sincerely, I'm a ninja.
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
I'm not sure we can fix it...
Sincerely, Bob the Builder.
Dear little sister who rides horses,
I'm more of a "save a horse, ride a cowboy" kind of girl.
Sincerely, your male instructor is very hot!
I'm tired of covering up your crap.
Sincerely, air freshner.
Dear little kids,
Please stop looking for Nemo... He's gone.
Sincerely, British Petrolium.
Dear Selena Gomez,
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend.
Sincerely, The Killers.
Please leave me alone today. I have PMS and GPS....
Sincerely, I'm in a bad mood and I will FIND you!
Why you trippin'?
Sincerely, 'cause your pants are on the ground...
You complain that you can't take your shirt off on a hot day like boys can. But please know that you are more than welcome to.
WHY YOU NO SPLASH ON MY FACE LIKE IN THE COMMERCIALS?
Sincerely, water all over the floor!
Dear Twilight fans,
The closest thing we have to vampires here are mosquitoes.
Sincerely, Forks, WA.
I named you, Titanic.
Sincerely, syncing you now...
Dear middle schools that start with "P",
So your schools initials are PMS? And your cheerleaders cheer for PMS?
Sincerely, that's just awkward...