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Dear Irish exchange student,
If you say "discombobulated" one more time, I swear I will kiss you.
Dear Periodic Table,
I see you've forgotten about me.
Dear Ron,
I'm not sure if this goes against that bro code you mentioned, but I was just making out with your sister.
Dear people with lip rings,
When you drink a beverage and you're not wearing your ring, can you squirt it out the hole?
Dear nerd bride and groom,
And THAT'S why I shoved you into the same locker...
Dear Adele,
It sounds like your love life is worse than mine...
Dear Face,
Please stop going red when you see my crush. It doesn't help, really.
Dear teachers,
Procastinating? No! I save my projects until the last minute because then I'll be older, and therefore more wise.
Dear "I could never get tired of that song" ,
Challenge Accepted.
Dear men,
Please wear suits more often. It is probably the sexiest thing ever.
Dear Society,
When you are in a relationship on Facebook it means you're a couple, but when you are married on Facebook it means you are best friends?
Dear women's rights group at my high school,
A bake sale to raise funds?
Dear couples in the hallway,
Please stop making pornos by your lockers...
Dear teacher who "read" my 36 page essay,
Yeah I can tell you gave up...
Dear girlfriend,
I knew you were the one when I asked "what do you do when you're home alone?" and you answered "what everybody does, pee with the door open."
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