Sincerely, Just finished 10 ft long Doctor Who scarf
Bacon isn't actually as good as you make it out to be.
Sincerely, yeah, I just went there
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Sincerely, Chips Ahoy
Dear people who ask me when I'm going to real college,
Please tell me, since when is community college fake?
Sincerely, annoyed senior
Please stop pausing my videos and asking if I'm still there....
Sincerely, I will tell you when I have had ENOUGH!
Dear donut holes,
Please stop tricking me into thinking you're healthier than a whole donut because you are smaller... It doesn't count when I eat fifteen of you.
Sincerely, donut shop worker who gets free donuts
Dear black people,
You haven't had it all that bad really.
Sincerely, a Jew.
Please beam me up, I'm ready to leave this mad mess behind.
Sincerely, little or preferably NO probing, please.
Please stop bullying people so that Disney and Nickelodeon can stop all those annoying commercials
Sincerely, Annoyed person who just wants to watch TV
There' no such thing of absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure about that?
Sincerely, see what I did there?
Dear soccer trainer who I hate,
I hate you a little less now that you got drunk out of your mind and started to sing, dance, and spill beer everywhere. The best part was when you took of your jacket and shirt.
Sincerely, the girl who hates you a little less now and has it all on video
It's bad enough when we have to ask you to bathe and comb your hair so we can breathe around you. When the judge has to ask you to dress appropriately, we've got a serious problem. Especially since your are our lawyer and your unwashed zombie look makes us lose our cause.
Sincerely, your biggest nauseated client..
Dear people who complain about their alarm clocks ,
Stop complaining you were the one who set it
Sincerely, everyone's tired of your complaining
Dear females of the Duggar family,
Please realize that there is so much more to being a woman than lying on your back and having babies.
Sincerely, a woman who feels so sorry for you
Dear Boy Across the Room in my AP US History Class,
You don't talk in class, I don't talk in class. You park next to the most annoying girl in class, I park on the other side of her. We should do thes activities in a more formal enviroment. How do you feel about the prom?
Sincerely, the Girl who has had a crush on you since December