Sincerely, Audrey II
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Sincerely, It would be so funny to watch how people react!
Dear high schoolers at dances,
Wait you mean you don't do a Samba to this song?
Sincerely, teenage Latin ballroom dancer
I'm still better at hiding than you.
Sucks, don't it?
Sincerely, Clippy the Paper Clip
You shouldn't use that here
Sincerely, professor Oak
Dear Person from Texas and Person from Canada,
Top of the morning to ya! Try being from Ireland.
Sincerely, alcoholic short ginger lerprechaun who is apparently really jolly ALL.THE.TIME.
Stop trying to make "Poke" happen. It's not going to happen.
Sincerely, Regina George
Dear person trying to sleep,
You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters
Sincerely, your brain who's trying to kill you.
I'll smother and suffocate you to death.
You never see us picking up your poop! who's the pet again?
Sincerely, Dogs of the world
Dear person in the stall next to me,
Please hurry up and leave...
Sincerely, I really need to poop.
Dear cats outside my window,
Please stop mating in the middle of the night. I would like some sleep.
Sincerely, waking up at 3 am to the sound of screeching, mating cats.
What if oxygen was poisonous but it took 75-100 years to kill us?
Sincerely, Have fun with that