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Dear Boobs,
Don't worry babe, I still support you.
Dear Cat,
I'm sorry I shocked you on the nose! I was only trying to boop you!
Dear Professor X,
Please don't try to find me. I've changed my name and moved to Middle Earth. I've got my hands full with Hobbits.
Dear boys,
Please stop asking why girls go to the bathroom together Hermione went and got attacked by a troll
Dear high schoolers at dances,
Wait you mean you don't do a Samba to this song?
Dear Ninjas,
I'm still better at hiding than you.
Dear Auto-Correct,
Sucks, don't it?
Dear Ash,
You shouldn't use that here
Dear Person from Texas and Person from Canada,
Top of the morning to ya! Try being from Ireland.
Dear Mcdonalds,
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Dear idiot that jumped my back fence to take my new puppy,
I bet you didn't realize that I had a protection trained Rottweiler in my yard too.
Dear person trying to sleep,
You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters
Dear Owners,
You never see us picking up your poop! who's the pet again?
Dear cats outside my window,
Please stop mating in the middle of the night. I would like some sleep.
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