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Dear World,
Please forgive us for Justin Bieber, Nickleback, Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Stephen Harper...Especially Stephen Harper
Dear Math Teachers..,
I still haven't used most of the stuff you taught us in school
Dear "cool" kids going to prom,
I will have fun sitting at home. It beats speaking hundreds of dollars on attire and an overpriced ticket.
Dear people who honk at me,
Please stop, it is really annoying
Dear paper,
Please stop bullying me.
Dear friends new boyfriend,
Please be respectful to her. I know how you can be with people, and I swear to God, if you hurt her, I will never forgive you.
Dear people who ask why I go to the gym,
Why do you think I go, my own goddamn health or something?!
Dear Trident Gum Company:,
You said your gum had long lasting flavor. Since when is 2 minutes and 20.2 seconds long lasting?
Dear people who hate on Bieber nonstop,
I think we are all in agreement. Now move on.
Dear YOLO'ers,
Please know a proper use of the term is along the lines of, "I wear my seatbelt every time I get in the car. YOLO."
Dear Dog,
Please relax. I know the fireworks and thunder are scary but... I promise the world isn't ending... especially when it's 3 AM and it's been silent for 3 hours...
Dear Justin Bieber,
Please shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dear teacher and fellow students,
No, I didn't study for the test. Yes, I am one of the 5 students in the whole school who just got a 100% on that test that I didn't study for.
Dear people who think girls without boyfriends must be gay,
That makes about as much sense as assuming a girl is straight because she can't get a girlfriend
Dear best friend,
When you get a girlfriend and then later ask why we never dated- I'm secretly screaming on the inside.
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