Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Sincerely, I don't live in Illinois or speak Spanish
Dear "3 more days than I'm done high school",
If you don't know the difference between "then" and "than", maybe you shouldn't be graduating.
You might have blue, but do you have purple? Thats what we thought...
Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
Sincerely, smart people
Enough with the knock knock jokes already. It's not funny.
Sincerely, armless fellow
Dear person reading this,
Turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Severus Snape
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Sincerely, I really had to go.
Dear People Who Type Like This,
I Don't See The Appeal. No Seriously. This Is So Time Consuming Why Do People Even Do This What The Heck...
Sincerely, oh thank god it's over.
Dear Random gust of wind,
Please stop being a jerk
Sincerely, Teenager raking leaves
Dear "pick up to closest book and turn to page 45",
The firs complete sentance will describe your sex life
Sincerely, It wasnt over, it seemed like it should have been, i wanted it to be, but noooooooo.
Dear Michael Jackson,
I don't think Annie's okay.
Sincerely, a smooth criminal
Thank you for doing your part to curb overpopulation.
Sincerely, Mother Earth.