Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
I have to poop
Sincerely, You probably didn't need to know
Why did you eat all the Crayons?
Sincerely, your poop is going to be coloful for a week
No, you can't sit with us.
Sincerely, Norway, Sweden and Denmark
Dear guys complaining,
Stop whining. You know NOTHING about friendzones.
Sincerely, Severus Snape.
Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
How does hitler tie his shoes?
Sincerely, with little natzis!
Dear guy in my class who swore he didn't copy and paste his history essay,
Next time, take out the colored link.
Sincerely, your classmates who are NEVER letting this go
Thank you for always letting me blame you when I fart
Sincerely, grateful human
Please stop being mean to short people. I mean you really have to hand it them.. Because sometimes that just can't reach it.
Sincerely, tall girl whose just kidding
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot...
Please know that if you fall, I'll be there for you.
Dear American Guys,
Do you prefer a British or Irish accent? I have both
Sincerely, Northern Irish
Dear Men Chasing me,
Please,contin- oh wait. There are none of you.
Sincerely, this just got really awkward for me.