When you say "come on you're a teenage girl you can open your mouth wider than that" my jaw automatically dropped
Sincerely, wow just wow.
Dear girl in my chem class.,
Do you have 11 protons?
Sincerely, you are sodium fine.
Dear people who ask if I don't eat meat because I love animals,
No, it's because I hate plants
Sincerely, vegetarians everywhere
Dear U by Kotex,
You're right. Now that all my pads and tampons come in highlighter colors I'm so excited to get my period!!!!
Sincerely, nope. still sucks.
Dear Long-Distance Boyfriend,
I love you a bunch and I miss you, but I can't help thinking there might be a couple of benefits to the whole "long-distance" thing...
Sincerely, No-Shave-November Participant
Dear whoever stole my Amazon package,
I can understand why you'd need thirty rolls of toilet paper considering you are a huge a-hole.
Sincerely, your friendly neighbor.
Dear guy at my school,
Just because we had a similar idea doesn't give you the right to say "great minds think alike."
Sincerely, last 4th of July you lit your pants on fire with a roman candle.
Dear officer who asked me "How high are you?",
Your saying it wrong.
Sincerely, "Hi how are you"
Dear people that keep making Harry Potter jokes,
We need to start being Sirius now…
Sincerely, people just don't seem to get them…
Dear "popular girl",
Did you seriously just ask how people in Spain talk in spanish if they think in English?
Sincerely, have fun working at mcdonalds
Dear Seeing Is Believing,
I must not believe in anything then.
Sincerely, amused blind person.
Dear college roommate ,
When you told me "I brought 10 pairs of underwear so I'd only have to do laundry every 2 weeks" I got a little worried.
Sincerely, please just be bad at math
Dear parents writing their will,
I promise that comment was not directed at you. There was a beetle in the carpet.
Sincerely, DIE FOUL CREATURE!!!!!!
Bloody hell? Yeah about once a month.