SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear laws,
Please let me know why gay marriage is illegal and wearing sparkly uggs isn't.
Dear April,
You are so sweet and romantic. You always bring me flowers.
Dear toys,
Was it awkward when Andy was getting dressed?
Dear people that don't get my Harry Potter references,
There has to be something Siriusly Ron with you.
Dear sweetheart,
Long time no see!
Dear football players who say Cheerleading isn't a sport,
You run around throwing a 1 pound ball where as throw around over 100 pound girls while running, dancing, and tumbling.
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Dear You,
You're living. You occupy space, and you have a mass. You know what that means?
Dear those who believe you only live once,
Oh really? Well then we'll see about that...
Dear Dinosaur,
Teach me your secrets!
Dear Santa,
If you're really so magical then why do you need a wish list and helpers?
Dear world,
I pride myself on having good taste.
Dear America,
Please don't make me buy tampons with applicators. If you need a plastic tube in order to insert a foreign object up your vagina, you're clearly not masturbating enough.
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...
Dear "anything's possible",
Have you ever tried nailing water into a tree?
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