Please stop watching Grey's Anatomy with me.
Sincerely, "Oh, so the lesbo cheated wiht the blondie!"
Dear "Carmen bought 3 tacos 2 burritos and 3 drinks for $6.10. Rosemary bought 2 tacos 5 burritos and 4 drinks for $8.63. Jackie bought 4 tacos 1 burrito and 3 drinks for $6.00.",
The answer is obesity.
Sincerely, a concerned math student.
Dear mysterious bruises,
Where do you come from?!? WAIT! Does life throw lemons at my while I sleep?!?
Sincerely, stop! It looks like I've been mugged!
Dear Algebra 2,
If they're imaginary numbers, why can't the answer be unicorn.
Sincerely, bored student
Please stop considering yourself a Diehard Harry Potter Fan. It's Ginny, not Jenny, Remus Lupin isn't a vampire, and simply exclaiming Expelliarmus in front of your boyfriend doesn't make you one.
Sincerely, You have brought shame to our family.
Dear people brushing their teeth in movies,
Did you even use toothpaste?!
Sincerely, I look like a rabid dog when I brush my teeth...
Dear Little Sister,
When you told me you had a very serious question to ask me I wasn't expecting you to ask: "What does the fox say?"
Sincerely, you made my day!
My sister pushed us into each other while screaming "CUTE COUPLE!"
Sincerely, You couldn't get the hint?
We produce by having a seagull deliver us our children.
Dear girl in my history class who asked if Hitler bombed the world trade centers,
Yes. He did. And Michael Jackson was the first person to walk the moon.
Sincerely, And you wonder why we have to learn history.
Dear college students,
Ready or not. Here I come
Dear Person Who Nicknamed Orcas,
Seriously?! You had to call us Killer Whales? Why not Sea Pandas or something?
Sincerely, Misunderstood Orcas
Sincerely, I have abnormally large ears