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Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Dear "3 more days than I'm done high school",
If you don't know the difference between "then" and "than", maybe you shouldn't be graduating.
Dear M&M's,
You might have blue, but do you have purple? Thats what we thought...
Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
Dear Society,
Enough with the knock knock jokes already. It's not funny.
Dear person reading this,
Turn to page 394.
Dear Pot,
That's offensive.
Dear neighbor,
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Dear People Who Type Like This,
I Don't See The Appeal. No Seriously. This Is So Time Consuming Why Do People Even Do This What The Heck...
Dear Random gust of wind,
Please stop being a jerk
Dear "pick up to closest book and turn to page 45",
The firs complete sentance will describe your sex life
Dear Michael Jackson,
I don't think Annie's okay.
Dear Anti-Vaxxers,
Thank you for doing your part to curb overpopulation.
Dear Americans,
Yes, we do imitate American accents for fun.
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