Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Sincerely, shhhh, shhhh, SHHHHH
Dear Indiana Jones theme song,,
Thanks for making studying for biology that much more epic.
Sincerely, A, here I come!
Dear Fast and Furious,
You know straight women (and I'm sure gay men) watch these movies, too, right?
Sincerely, uncomfortable girl watching the boob shots with her brother.
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Sincerely, I'm tired of hearing you every night.
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Sincerely, 13 and still upset that my magical powers have not been acknowledged
If you dare call my friend fat again I will castrate you with a machete.
Sincerely, you better sleep with one eye open
Dear Mother Nature,
Instead of periods, why can't you just send us a text saying "You're not pregnant this month, congrats."
Sincerely, women everywhere
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Sincerely, your adult kid.
Dear friend complaining that I put you in the "friend zone",
Please don't blame me for not being attracted to you in that way.
Sincerely, don't let this come between us
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
It is not my job to be bubbly and happy every second of my 8-hour shift...
Sincerely, you realize that we aren't guaranteed lunch breaks, so none of us have eaten...
Thanks for making me paranoid about a mild cold.
Sincerely, sick, and now scared, girl
Dear person who put the hogwarts letter in my locker,
I have bought all my books my broomstick and I will be leaving on April 21, all I need is my owl which you will send me and my ticket for platform for 9 3/4
Sincerely, you made my day now bring the owl... I'm waiting