I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Please stop these shenanigans. Just come inside already.
Sincerely, Knock Knock
Never have I meant to say duck.
Sincerely, tired of you correcting my foul mouth :)
Please change your font
Sincerely, I thought you spelt it Gisnep until i was 13...
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
Sincerely, someone who paid attention in biology
I told you I spaz out when people tickle me!
Sincerely, sorry for the black eye...
Dear person in my class,
Did you seriously just ask in Franklin Roosevelt was still alive
Sincerely, ya he's been living on my block for the last 150 years
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
Sincerely, Nearly-traumatized employee
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Thank you for teaching me that anacondas like bread.
Sincerely, South America, here I come!
Dear boyfriend I now live with,
You can't talk to me through the bathroom door.
Sincerely, it's weird, I can't pee.
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Sincerely, Adolf Hitler
Dear bald people,
Do you use shampoo or body wash?
Sincerely, I seriously want to know
Dear tv show producers,
Maybe cut back on the doorbell noises?
Sincerely, every dog owner ever