Dear everyone I went to primary school with,
You were all right. Me and my boy best friend didn't stay 'just friends'. We live together now
Sincerely, we became super best friends
Dear Mapquest Users,
Please Stop... Just stop...
Sincerely, Google Maps
Try having different levels of anger, we might care more that you're upset if there was a difference between a sock being left on the couch, and an actual problem.
Sincerely, you're screaming, swearing, and slamming doors no matter what.
Dear Bronys that go see my Mom for their doctor,
Please stop going to her, she comes home everyday very confused about humanity.
Sincerely, her 16 year old daughter that has to explain everything to her
Celebrate the little things, it helps keep you going. In fact, celebrate everyday that you succeed in getting up in the morning. I know I do, even if it isn't a long time.
Sincerely, two days and feeling strong.
Thanks for taking care of the people we fucked the homes of.
I promise I wasn't switching windows just because you were coming in the room!
Sincerely, it happens every time!
Please realize that even though I miss your old girlfriend of five years, I will eventually warm up to your new one.
Sincerely, your sister who supports your decisions
Dear male teacher,
due to your masculinity, correcting me in front of the class is violence. I am a womyn. Sure, I may have told the class the wrong answer to question, but like my feelings water.
Sincerely, either have a womyn correct me or correct me after class
In first grade, popularity was determined by three things: how much you had written in your journal, how many "special colours" you had in your crayon box, and how well you could draw a race car.
Sincerely, Everything Was So Simple
Dear workers at fast food restaurants and grocery stores,
I'm not judging you, I've just always look angry.
Sincerely, without you people, I couldn't buy things I want.
Please actually stay on my head instead of falling into my face or slipping off and onto the road.
Sincerely, Annoyed Runner
Dear Older Brother,
Please drive me to school...
Sincerely, Little Sister Who Just Wants to Bond
Dear Fatal Attractions: Big Cats,
If your goal is to convince people NOT to have a tiger as a pet, don't show a person cuddling an adorable tiger cub!
Sincerely, You made me want a tiger now....
Dear Old Woman at the Mall,
Please stop yelling at me for having a baby so young, It is a robot baby that I was assigned to for a school project. I didn't ruin my life, my teacher ruined my weekend.
Sincerely, the poor 16 year old you you yelled at for 20 minutes straight