Dear Friends and Family,
Through my ENTIRE life, all the way up to college you told me to get an Art and Writing degree. You were insistent "It will be such a waste if you don't go into art!". Now I have the degree and all you can say is "What will you do with that?""Oh, you can't make a career out of a hobby.". You won't even visit my website. Please, withhold your scrutinizing comments. You talked me into this.
Sincerely, Seriously Pissed Off Starving Artist
You're interrupting my thoughts while I'm trying to watch my show. Stop it.
Sincerely, I still don't want to admit it
The dollar sign goes before the number. I.e. $50 not 50$
Sincerely, Pissed off observer
Dear guys and girls in the friendzone,
Please finally stop complaining. You either don't have the guts to admit you like them, which isn't their fault, or they rejected you, which isn't their fault. They don't know or don't like you. Either shut up and accept the apparent awfulness of being someone's friend, or get lost.
Sincerely, it's no one's job to like you
Dear impatient morons,
Please realise that a fully laden freight train cannot stop or swerve to avoid hitting you. The responsibility to avoid an accident lies on you to obey the signals and keep clear of a train. Don't think you can race the train.
Sincerely, it truly is the dumbest way to die
Dear judgemental friends,
Please stop calling my girlfriend a whore. Just because I made out with her on our second day of dating, doesn't mean she's a whore.
Sincerely, the one who kissed her.
Please stop trying to push your belief on me if you don't want me to do the same
Sincerely, a religous person
Dear Couple at School,
Please stop making out at the top of the stairs every morning. My first period is at the top of the stairs and it is extremely awkward. Get a room.
Sincerely, intimidated freshman
I understand that you want to renovate the library, but do you have to start the week before finals and close the library during finals week?
Sincerely, Get your priorities straight
Dear fellow "adults",
I have realized that none of us know what the hell we're doing with our lives. It's okay if our shit isn't together yet, right?
Sincerely, a twenty year old "adult" who just ate an entire pot of mac and cheese for breakfast
Dear people who call me spoiled for having a brand new Mac laptop,
I actually had to pay $300 of my own money towards the whole cost.
Sincerely, Teen just trying to write my fanfictions and do schoolwork.
When you mark all incoming emails as 'Important', nothing is actually marked as important.
Sincerely, Frustrated User
Dear School Systems,
Please stop making yourselves so monochromatic and boring. Start teaching cool stuff like how to pay bills or a mortgage. Okay maybe I'm the only one who thinks thats cool
Sincerely, Frustrated teen
Dear Other 10K Runners,
Please step to the side of the course before abruptly going from run to walk.
Sincerely, I don't want to run you over