Dear Night shift customers,
Please remember that we are a grocery store, not a bank. We don't carry more then $200 in the till for obvious security reasons.
Sincerely, the ATM machine is right there idiot.
Please stop commenting on my 'small mouth' and how that might be inconvenient for me later on. Especially when you then feel the need to talk me through gagging around the trays.
Sincerely, I don't need you smiling down at me...
Dear narrow-minded folks,
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Sincerely, you're missing out.
Dear people who make a lot of generalizations,
Please understand that, generally, making a large number of generalizations is a bad idea. However, if you precede your generalization with the adverb, "generally," then (generally) what you say will be perceived as less offensive.
Sincerely, a sarcastic stranger
Dear women's bathing suit makers,
Please make bathing suits that stop my boobs from drooping to the floor.
Sincerely, a G cup girl who can't go swiming
Thanks for the unrealistic expectation that I will always have summer holidays.
Sincerely, A frustrated worker in need of a holiday
how do i overcome porn addiction
Sincerely, ive failed im broken im sick im sorry for my evil choices
Dear grandfather whom I am visiting,
Just because my backpack was slightly open, it did not give you my express permission to rifle through it and find my "personal items" (including condoms) and then lay them on the couch for everyone else to see.
Sincerely, your extremely embarrassed (adult) grandson
Dear people on the sidewalk,
Either speed up or move to one side of the sidewalk.
Sincerely, you're not the only ones with somewhere to go
Dear People who say that "Gays are equal" and "Everyone can have their own opinions on their lives",
Why is it that I can't have my own opinion to say that I don't approve of homosexuality? Maybe I find it unnatrual that woman are with woman and men are with men. SHOW ME HOW YOU REPRODUCE?!
Sincerely, A very annoyed Christain who is tired of being called a hater.
Teachers are human too.
Sincerely, A future educator who is losing faith
Dear deaf people,
When people who can hear think, they think in their voices. How do you think?
Sincerely, Genuinely Curious
Say the word "peer group" once more and I'll start screaming.
Sincerely, girl who can't identify with people her age
Please make realistic ads, if we have to get fat we want to get fat realistically