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Dear those who live in da hood.,
You think you live in a bad neightborhood? I live in the spaghetto!
Dear Olaf,
Your love for me is truly touching, but foolish. We can never be.
Dear Bella Swan,
You are depressed and suicidal. Marry me?
Dear weather network,
You are all liars!
Dear secretly gay people of the world,
Nobody should have to live in a closet. Come out!
Dear earthlings,
We come in peace. We just want to peacefully take over your planet. Don't panic.
Dear Math,
Please solve your own problems.
Dear computers,
You should be edible; you already have chips and cookies.
Dear religions,
If you want us to stay virgins, you should promote, not denounce, masturbation!
Dear "May the Force be...",
Equal to mass times acceleration.
Dear Elsa,
Do you wanna build a snowman or would you rather build one without me and abandon me like the terrible sister that you are?
Dear world,
You better cry over spilled milk!
Dear George R. R. Martin,
You're killing me!
Dear Fox News,
Please consider marketing your channel as a comedy network since you're such a joke.
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