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Dear parents,
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Dear users,
I have to poop
Dear dog,
Why did you eat all the Crayons?
Dear Finland,
No, you can't sit with us.
Dear guys complaining,
Stop whining. You know NOTHING about friendzones.
Dear world,
Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Dear people,
How does hitler tie his shoes?
Dear guy in my class who swore he didn't copy and paste his history essay,
Next time, take out the colored link.
Dear dog,
Thank you for always letting me blame you when I fart
Dear everyone,
Please stop being mean to short people. I mean you really have to hand it them.. Because sometimes that just can't reach it.
Dear Snuggies,
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot...
Dear everyone,
Please know that if you fall, I'll be there for you.
Dear American Guys,
Do you prefer a British or Irish accent? I have both
Dear Men Chasing me,
Please,contin- oh wait. There are none of you.
Dear School,
I'm breaking up with you.
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