Dear band teacher,
Why do you look at us like we're crazy for laughing when you tell us not to be afraid of the D and just blow?
Sincerely, immature band kids
Please stop using the saying "Till the cows come home"
Sincerely, We live on a farm... They are home.
Dear guy friends who just decided to search my purse,
Congrats, you found my tampon stash.
Sincerely, your face was pricelessxD
Dear fellow actors in my high school drama department,
Thank you so much for this award. It means a lot to me.
Sincerely, "Most Soulful Ginger"
Dear "America runs on Dunkin",
Sincerely, you think we run
Dear great value,
Please make your cooking spray and your furniture polish more distinguishable
Sincerely, I almost killed my family making pancakes
Please never refer to my flip flops as "thongs" again.
Sincerely, you found my what?!
Dear health video,
"Women are 85% more likely to get pregnant than men."
Sincerely, well I would hope so....
Please. Never. Ever. Ever. Ever wear a lacy hot pink thong and a pair of white shorts on field day.
Sincerely, The innocent water balloon thrower that you just gave scars for life
Dear boy in my chem class,
Do you have 11 protons?
Sincerely, you are sodium fine.
Thank you for not bleeding every month. You're the best!
Please stop calling yourself a werewolf. You're an animagus. Now, please turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Professor Snape
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Just Wondering
Dear Olympian Gods,
Start using protection. I mean, really. Has it ever turned out very well for you?