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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Mcdonalds,
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Dear high schoolers at dances,
Wait you mean you don't do a Samba to this song?
Dear Ninjas,
I'm still better at hiding than you.
Dear Auto-Correct,
Sucks, don't it?
Dear Ash,
You shouldn't use that here
Dear Person from Texas and Person from Canada,
Top of the morning to ya! Try being from Ireland.
Dear Facebook,
Stop trying to make "Poke" happen. It's not going to happen.
Dear person trying to sleep,
You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters
Dear rock,
I'll smother and suffocate you to death.
Dear Owners,
You never see us picking up your poop! who's the pet again?
Dear person in the stall next to me,
Please hurry up and leave...
Dear cats outside my window,
Please stop mating in the middle of the night. I would like some sleep.
Dear World,
What if oxygen was poisonous but it took 75-100 years to kill us?
Dear Romance movies,
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD
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