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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear guys complaining,
Stop whining. You know NOTHING about friendzones.
Dear dog,
Why did you eat all the Crayons?
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Dear Muggles,
Well, even Hufflepuff has rejected you and they usually take the rest. So . . . This is awkward.
Dear world,
Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Dear people,
How does hitler tie his shoes?
Dear guy in my class who swore he didn't copy and paste his history essay,
Next time, take out the colored link.
Dear everyone,
Please stop being mean to short people. I mean you really have to hand it them.. Because sometimes that just can't reach it.
Dear parents,
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Dear everyone,
Please know that if you fall, I'll be there for you.
Dear American Guys,
Do you prefer a British or Irish accent? I have both
Dear dog,
Thank you for always letting me blame you when I fart
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Um...
Dear tough people,
Please stop comparing us to your weaklings. Petuunias are clearly the inferior flower.
Dear School,
I'm breaking up with you.
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