Next time someone asks me if I'm on my period, I'm just going to say "YES I AM BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA."
Sincerely, irate female
On the "Which Harry Potter Character are You" quiz I got Neville Longbottom and you got Draco Malfoy. On the "Game of Thrones" quiz I got Ned Stark and you got Joffrey. Should I be concerned?
Sincerely, apparently the friend of an evil blond kid
Dear menstrual cycle monthly,
I would like to unsubscribe from you.
Dear better love stories than Twilight,
I was on Tech Crew for my high school's spring musical, Les Miserables. The character of Grantaire (Enjolras' drunk friend) has to carry around a wine bottle pretty much the entire show. The Senior who plays the part has managed to not break or lose the same one for the full three weeks of shows and fully-propped rehearsals. He even wrote his name on it.
Sincerely, better love story than Twilight. so much better.
Dear girl who sits in front of me,
Why is your hair so big? D:
Sincerely, can't see
Found you, bitch.
Sincerely, good at math
Dear Tall hamper that I set on the table yesterday,
You did a very fine job of scaring the crap out of me at stupid-o-clock this morning. The bit of dark clothing poking out of the top made your ruse particularly effective at making me think there was a person standing in my dining area.
Sincerely, Signed, I should just fold the laundry right away next time.
Dishonor on your whole family, Dishonor on you, Dishonor on your cow!
Sincerely, Mushu and teenagers everywhere
Dear idiot cheating off my paper,
Haha! The joke is all on you!
Sincerely, not good at math and didn't doublecheck yet!
If you are going to sing like a dying elephant can you at least get better taste in music?
Sincerely, Stop singing to Wreckingball
Dear rock paper and scissors,
Why are you fighting again?
Sincerely, a confused child
I know I said I like rain. I also like chocolate pudding, that doesn't mean I'm eating it all the time.
Sincerely, buying a boat
Dear Person who wants dragons,
One word for you: Smaug
Sincerely, I read the Hobbit and I'm not dealing with that
You should've seen your face!
Sincerely, tiny girl with a big gun
Dear Disney Corporation,
So, the season Frozen comes out just happens to be the longest, coldest, snowiest winter in decades? Have you been working on a weather control machine at Epcot?
Sincerely, Entertained but suspicious