Youtube is red, Facbook is blue, I'm wasting time on the internet...
Sincerely, so are you.
Listen, Im not gay....My boyfriend is.
Sincerely, your son.
Dear Girls who have Orange spray tans,
Oompa loompa doopity dooooooooo.....
Dear girls that are confused about why men like boobs,
Please understand we don't get it either
Sincerely, men everywhere
Dear British friend,
Please, continue to give me that adorably freaked-out face when you say 'I'll drive!' and end up on the passenger's side.
Sincerely, truly adorable, but this is gonna suck for your permit test...
Dear Kate and Willam,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal then will that make your son be the half blood prince?
Please let me marry a guy named Jesse so I can be Jesse's girl. Have a dughter named Stacey so I can be, Stacey's mom. And have a son named Luke so I can say "Luke I am your mother!".
Sincerely, That would be amazing
Dear Victoria's Secret models,
Don't you just hate it when you're wandering the woods in your bra and panties and someone takes a picture?!
Sincerely, you must have the worst luck
I typed into your search bar "canadians don't" and you auto-completed with "exist."
Sincerely, that's interesting... I thought I did...
Dear "I swear I wasn't that drunk...",
You were standing in the fireplace yelling "DIAGON ALLEY!".
Sincerely, How'd that work out for ya?
Prom? Wedding? Vacation? Date? Pretty much any important day in your life? I'm coming too!
Sincerely, your period
Dear whoever invented tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your device to people?
Sincerely, And then you stick it up there, like so...
ahdjifnakjdkj MACARENA, khdfkhhadk MACARENA, kdjfsksanksnvk MACARENA, AAAYYY MACARENA!!!
Sincerely, I bet you sing it like that too
Dear "I wasnt that drunk",
You were going around the bar, dipping your fingers in wine and then rubbing people's foreheads and saying "simba!"
Sincerely, yeah you were pretty drunk