Dear guys complaining,
Stop whining. You know NOTHING about friendzones.
Sincerely, Severus Snape.
Why did you eat all the Crayons?
Sincerely, your poop is going to be coloful for a week
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Sincerely, I love you, sis :)
Well, even Hufflepuff has rejected you and they usually take the rest. So . . . This is awkward.
Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
How does hitler tie his shoes?
Sincerely, with little natzis!
Dear guy in my class who swore he didn't copy and paste his history essay,
Next time, take out the colored link.
Sincerely, your classmates who are NEVER letting this go
Please stop being mean to short people. I mean you really have to hand it them.. Because sometimes that just can't reach it.
Sincerely, tall girl whose just kidding
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
Please know that if you fall, I'll be there for you.
Dear American Guys,
Do you prefer a British or Irish accent? I have both
Sincerely, Northern Irish
Thank you for always letting me blame you when I fart
Sincerely, grateful human
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Sincerely, turn into a zombie?
Dear tough people,
Please stop comparing us to your weaklings. Petuunias are clearly the inferior flower.