Please let me know why gay marriage is illegal and wearing sparkly uggs isn't.
Sincerely, time for a reality check?
You are so sweet and romantic. You always bring me flowers.
Was it awkward when Andy was getting dressed?
Sincerely, Just curious
Dear people that don't get my Harry Potter references,
There has to be something Siriusly Ron with you.
Long time no see!
Sincerely, blind man
Dear football players who say Cheerleading isn't a sport,
You run around throwing a 1 pound ball where as throw around over 100 pound girls while running, dancing, and tumbling.
Sincerely, at least we catch our targets...
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Sincerely, Kim Jong Un
You're living. You occupy space, and you have a mass. You know what that means?
Sincerely, ... you matter.
Dear those who believe you only live once,
Oh really? Well then we'll see about that...
Teach me your secrets!
Sincerely, insecure lizard
If you're really so magical then why do you need a wish list and helpers?
Sincerely, you're really Santa flaws
I pride myself on having good taste.
Please don't make me buy tampons with applicators. If you need a plastic tube in order to insert a foreign object up your vagina, you're clearly not masturbating enough.
Sincerely, someone who trusts her fingers
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...