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Dear people staring at me,
Please stop. I have to wear this "school girl" outfit. I didn't choose to wear a plaid skirt and Oxford shirt. I go to a Christian Academy
Dear Americans still waiting for their Hogwarts acceptance letters,
Please note that to get from Hogwarts to America, the owls have to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly, they all get lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Dear Minecraft,
Please make it so that an animal that has been named with a name tag can't despawn.
Dear Mom,
Oh, you told me to get some sleep? I thought you told me to go get some pizza. My mistake.
Dear guy who just asked me out,
well this is awkward...
Dear parents,
Please stop asking me when I'm going t get a boyfriend.
Dear Dad,
When my friends are over, and you need me to do your make up for a play. Please just walk in, their faces were priceless when you asked.
Dear Boobs,
Don't worry babe, I still support you.
Dear Cleaning industries,
Make a disinfectant that kills .01% of germs, and then tell the buyer to buy your other disinfectant that kills 99.99% of germs and use them together to kill all of the germs.
Dear parents,
On normal days you both get up at 6:00. Why do you wake up at 10:00 on Christmas?
Dear Cat,
I'm sorry I shocked you on the nose! I was only trying to boop you!
Dear Ash,
You shouldn't use that here
Dear high schoolers at dances,
Wait you mean you don't do a Samba to this song?
Dear Juliet,
Oh, so this stranger you don't know, the one you made out with at a party earlier, randomly shows up IN YOUR GARDEN in the middle of the night, UNDER YOUR WINDOW? And then you agreed to MARRY HIM?
Dear Ninjas,
I'm still better at hiding than you.
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