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Dear Parents,
When I say that I have no homework what I really mean is that I have no homework that I can't do before class tomorrow.
Dear guys talking about how their underwear supports their balls in class,
Yeah, and my favorite tampons are the ones that glide cause of the plastic.
Dear Texas,
So your telling me it's illegal for me to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel?
Dear troubled people,
May your problems, last only as long as Kim Kardashian's marriage...
Dear above average student,
I bestow upon you the punishment of a group project... good luck!
Dear little brother who opens my mail,
Jokes on you! It's tampon samples!
Dear female werewolves,
Do you have two times of the month?
Dear world,
Do you want to hear a potassium joke?
Dear Keg,
I'd tap that.
Dear "You won't be able to get this book report done the night before",
I did it at 1 am, skimmed the book, and got a 92%.
Dear dreams,
Stop ending right when I get to the good part!
Dear hipsters and emos,
I was a tortured poet before it was cool.
Dear single people on Valentine's Day,
It's not the end of the world. You still have 10 months....
Dear fellow students,
Ever notice studying is 'student' and 'dying' put together?
Dear teachers,
How do you all manage to have equally illegible handwriting?
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