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Dear everyone I went to primary school with,
You were all right. Me and my boy best friend didn't stay 'just friends'. We live together now
Dear Mapquest Users,
Please Stop... Just stop...
Dear Mom,
Try having different levels of anger, we might care more that you're upset if there was a difference between a sock being left on the couch, and an actual problem.
Dear Bronys that go see my Mom for their doctor,
Please stop going to her, she comes home everyday very confused about humanity.
Dear Self-Harmers,
Celebrate the little things, it helps keep you going. In fact, celebrate everyday that you succeed in getting up in the morning. I know I do, even if it isn't a long time.
Dear Europe,
Thanks for taking care of the people we fucked the homes of.
Dear parents,
I promise I wasn't switching windows just because you were coming in the room!
Dear brother,
Please realize that even though I miss your old girlfriend of five years, I will eventually warm up to your new one.
Dear male teacher,
due to your masculinity, correcting me in front of the class is violence. I am a womyn. Sure, I may have told the class the wrong answer to question, but like my feelings water.
Dear Highschool,
In first grade, popularity was determined by three things: how much you had written in your journal, how many "special colours" you had in your crayon box, and how well you could draw a race car.
Dear workers at fast food restaurants and grocery stores,
I'm not judging you, I've just always look angry.
Dear Headband,
Please actually stay on my head instead of falling into my face or slipping off and onto the road.
Dear Older Brother,
Please drive me to school...
Dear Fatal Attractions: Big Cats,
If your goal is to convince people NOT to have a tiger as a pet, don't show a person cuddling an adorable tiger cub!
Dear Old Woman at the Mall,
Please stop yelling at me for having a baby so young, It is a robot baby that I was assigned to for a school project. I didn't ruin my life, my teacher ruined my weekend.
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