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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Jay-Z,
If you have 99 problems, you may need to consider getting a therapist.
Dear Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
Your commercials make me want to buy your cereal less.
Dear teachers,
Winners do use drugs. Lance Armstrong, Michael Phelps, and Charlie Sheen... You're going to have to think of some other way to keep us from using drugs.
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Dear hungry humans,
I give you aspara-piss!
Dear straight boys,
Please realize that I don't find you attractive, just because I am gay.
Dear Mom,
Please don't tell me that I am too old to have an imaginary friend. You are almost 50 and you have one too! God is not real...
Dear Taylor Swift,
With that kind of dating history, have you ever thought that the problem might lie within you?
Dear Sophia Vergara,
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Dear poo,
Please come out already!
Dear Psychology majors,
If you want to know about the brain, study Neuroscience.
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Dear Cupid,
Next time shoot us both.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hemsworth,
Thank you!
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