Don't worry babe, I still support you.
I'm sorry I shocked you on the nose! I was only trying to boop you!
Sincerely, Come back!!!
Dear Professor X,
Please don't try to find me. I've changed my name and moved to Middle Earth. I've got my hands full with Hobbits.
Please stop asking why girls go to the bathroom together Hermione went and got attacked by a troll
Sincerely, playin it safe
Dear high schoolers at dances,
Wait you mean you don't do a Samba to this song?
Sincerely, teenage Latin ballroom dancer
I'm still better at hiding than you.
Sucks, don't it?
Sincerely, Clippy the Paper Clip
Sincerely, Audrey II
You shouldn't use that here
Sincerely, professor Oak
Dear Person from Texas and Person from Canada,
Top of the morning to ya! Try being from Ireland.
Sincerely, alcoholic short ginger lerprechaun who is apparently really jolly ALL.THE.TIME.
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Sincerely, It would be so funny to watch how people react!
Dear idiot that jumped my back fence to take my new puppy,
I bet you didn't realize that I had a protection trained Rottweiler in my yard too.
Sincerely, I think you may need a new pair of pants.
Dear person trying to sleep,
You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters
Sincerely, your brain who's trying to kill you.
You never see us picking up your poop! who's the pet again?
Sincerely, Dogs of the world