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Dear Aloe Vera,
I want you all over my body.
Dear "Your connection cannot be found",
"Please visit the following website for further assistance".
Dear Adele,
Writing whole albums about boys who break hearts is kinda my thing....
Dear girlfriend,
How do you even get your bra ON?
Dear movie makers,
Now that you've done sparkling vampires, time to do glow-in-the-dark zombies.
Dear retainer,
How did you get under my bed exactly?
Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will your son be the Half-Blood Prince?
Dear world,
If women were in charge, there wouldn't be wars. Just a bunch of countries not speaking to each other.
Dear teacher,
I'm 15, female and hormones are raging through my body. You're 26, male and very very very good looking. So please don't come so close to me while trying to explain something. I won't understand a single word. However, I will drool.
Dear iTunes ,
Really? $1.29? What's the extra .29 for? Shipping and handling?
Dear Psychology class,
Thanks for the tips.
Dear girls who use the period excuse every gym class,
I think you need to see a doctor if you have your period this much.
Dear couple in line at Walmart,
Don't you think you should of bought the condoms first?
Dear people of America,
I am a white, straight, gun-owning, conservative male.
Dear Stephanie Meyer ,
So you based Twilight off of a dream? "It does not do to dwell on dreams..."
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