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Dear world,
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Dear Who,
Please stop these shenanigans. Just come inside already.
Dear autocorrect,
Never have I meant to say duck.
Dear Disney,
Please change your font
Dear idiot,
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
Dear friend,
I told you I spaz out when people tickle me!
Dear person in my class,
Did you seriously just ask in Franklin Roosevelt was still alive
Dear customer,
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Thank you for teaching me that anacondas like bread.
Dear boyfriend I now live with,
You can't talk to me through the bathroom door.
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Dear bald people,
Do you use shampoo or body wash?
Dear tv show producers,
Maybe cut back on the doorbell noises?
Dear Mom,
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
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