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Dear iPod,
I named you, Titanic.
Dear middle schools that start with "P",
So your schools initials are PMS? And your cheerleaders cheer for PMS?
Dear people arguing that you can't protect yourself from a rock with a piece of paper,
Mythbusters proved that you can bulletproof your car with telephone books.
Dear Charles Dickens,
It was the best of moods. It was the worst of moods.
Dear kid,
No matter what you hear, we had nothing to do with your mother getting pregnant.
Dear Americans,
Why do you all think that French food is so romantic?
Dear Twilight fans,
The closest thing we have to vampires here are mosquitoes.
Dear cold,
You've made me cough so hard my abs are starting to hurt.
Dear Halloween,
Oh, the whore-or!
Dear textbook that was wrapped in bubble wrap,
Well it looks like I won't be studying anytime soon.
Dear husband,
Thank you for picking up our newborn and holding him up in the air as the Lion King played on television.
Dear John Milton,
So, you wrote Paradise Lost. Then your wife died, and you wrote Paradise Regained.
Dear tounge,
No you were right, taste buds are so over-rated.
Dear cat that thinks the stove is a good place to sit,
Please be warned. If you keep sitting there I will have to assume you want to be cooked.
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