Dear "Got Milk?" Posters,
Sincerely, Lactose Intolerant
Dear men with ED,
I would love to have a hard time with you.
Sincerely, horny girl
Dear Pet Parents,
Do you ever wonder what your pet has named you?
Sincerely, worried about what they are named
Dear Potty-Training Nephew,
If you have to go to the bathroom, please notify an adult... especially if you are going to be sitting on laps.
Sincerely, The Uncle Whose Pants You Also Peed...
Dear Daniel Radcliffe,
When you got the part of Harry Potter did they tell you that you were the chosen one??
Sincerely, Because that would have been awesome!!!
I promise I'll stop procrastinating.
Dear fellow fun-loving cat owners,
Step 1: Acquire sticky note. Step 2: Sneak up on cat with sticky note at hand. Step 3: Stick note to cat. Step 4: Enjoy.
Sincerely, another fun-loving cat owner
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are PURPLE, not freaking blue!
Sincerely, Get it right
Dear pocahontas ,
No, I've never talked to a bobcat before... You might want to see a doctor about that one.
Sincerely, John smith
Dear other fish,
Please stop making us tell jokes.
Harry would have died in his 4th year if you'd just use muggle money for once and buy a gun.
Sincerely, I don't think Hogwarts teach spells against bullets.
Tweeting where you're hiding from the cops...genius
Sincerely, the seniors laughing at your arrest
Dear British boy who told me he likes me,
I feel pretty lucky, but wish you'd said fancy.
Sincerely, an American girl who has always wanted someone to tell her they fancy her
I love you, I need you, and I could never live without you.