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Dear salt,
You are sodium funny!
Dear Hermione,
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Dear Mormon girls,
Why are you all so attractive?
Dear teens,
I was tweeting long before you were born!
Dear period,
Please stop being such a cockblock.
Dear bad boys,
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Dear cat,
Do you want in or out? Please make up your mind...
Dear universities,
I'm a black lesbian.
Dear sleeping dog,
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!!!!!
Dear Rock, Paper, Scissors,
You're doing it wrong.
Dear popular high school classmates,
I look forward to hiring you in the future!
Dear those who tell me that I eat too much,
I can't hear you over my chewing...
Dear straight boys,
No, you can't watch.
Dear stomach,
Please, shut up and stop growling!
Dear babies,
Please stop being so cute! My wife keeps wanting more of you, but I don't think I can handle any more diaper changes...
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