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Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. we've been expecting you.
Dear girls who want a Romeo and Juilet like relationship,
You asked for it!
Dear guy at my school,
Just because we had a similar idea doesn't give you the right to say "great minds think alike."
Dear Ron,
Bloody hell? Yeah about once a month.
Dear Mary Poppins,
We have been informed that you have used magic is front of muggles. Your trail is set for next Friday at eight.
Dear person yelling shotgun,
Rosa Parks
Dear grades,
I didn't think I would ever complain about this, but...
Dear boy helping me put stuff in my backpack,
Umm...yup, that's a rain poncho
Dear Ginny Weasley,
It's a journal, not a diary.
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Poole,
Thanks for naming your daughter Jean.
Dear Girls,
We like you for your brains. Not your bodies.
Dear Walgreens,
Thanks for putting the condoms across the aisle from the baby supplies. you made my day.
Dear Guys,
Apparently size does matter.
Dear teacher who just told the bully in the class I might be her boss someday,
Not likely, I don't plan on being a pimp when i grow up.
Dear girls who think it's cool to take pictures in their bathroom,
Seeing your toilet is not attractive.
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