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Dear death,
Please reincarnate me as a bear. They eat for half a year, sleep for half a year, and aren't awake for child birth.
Dear Y,
Please make up your mind.
Dear car owner,
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder instead.
Dear annoyed teacher,
The homework said to do the math problems MENTALLY.
Dear emotions ,
Thanks for the business.
Dear world,
If at first you do not succeed, then you are not me.
Dear college scholarships,
Gingers are minorities.
Dear French teacher,
No, conjugating that feminine verb in a masculine form is not incorrect.
Dear Mufasa,
Sorry, I thought cats had 9 lives...
Dear dumb me,
Please sustain from eating the super hot salsa and chips at Mexican restaurants until your drink has arrived.
Dear people placing orders in the drive through,
I can hear you fine!
Dear people I just met on vacation,
I don't know your Aunt Sue; just because we both live in Maine.
Dear Forks, Washington,
I hear that you have a vampire problem.
Dear people who use HW in place of homework,
Those are my initials. It makes me uncomfortable to hear that you're "doing HW tonight."
Dear shampoo and conditioner,
Victory! I finished you both at the same time!
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