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Dear anti-gay conservatives,
Homosexuality prevents abortion.
Dear world,
Did you know it's impossible to say "good eye might" without sounding Australian?
Dear obnoxious guy,
Asking if I stole the thunder and put it in my thighs is not a pick up line.
Dear river,
Downstream? That is way too mainstream for us.
Dear crocodile ,
It's been awhile.
Dear Draco,
I like your bed. Can I Slytherin?
Dear vegetarian wearing a leather jacket,
Do you realize what leather is?
Dear parents who name their kids "Christian",
I'd like to introduce you to my son Muslim, my daughter Jew and my cousin Athiest.
Dear tampon companies,
Is it really necessary to have the warning "Always remove the last tampon at the end of your period" printed on the box?
Dear headache medication warning labels,
"Side effects may include headaches."
Dear GPS,
I love when you take me down scary back country roads as a "shortcut," it just makes the trip so much more exciting!
Dear McDonalds,
Thank you for not serving hotdogs. I don't think I could order a super-sized McWeiner with a straight face.
Dear Maybelline,
Please use a different catchphrase.
Dear cocky people,
Please continue to overestimate your own talents and then fail.
Dear Europe,
Please refrain from giving such small coutries such big names.
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