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Dear Pet Parents,
Do you ever wonder what your pet has named you?
Dear Wizarding World,
If you kill the greatest wizard of all time, you become the greatest wizard of all time. Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time. Snape killed Dumbledore. Nagini killed Snape. Neville killed Nagini.
Dear lady at walmart,
Please don't assume I know about condoms just because I am college age.
Dear English Teacher,
The curtains and sky are blue because blue is my favorite color.
Dear Memories,
I had something to tell you, but I just can't remember.
Dear Potty-Training Nephew,
If you have to go to the bathroom, please notify an adult... especially if you are going to be sitting on laps.
Dear TV,
I turn you on.
Dear Stupid customers,
No I don't work here, I just put away random store's clothing for fun. It's my favorite pastime.
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
Please explain to me how and why you adopted Harry Potter while I was at work... And how Dombledor approved of it.
Dear Mom,
How am I going to pick a college major, if every time I decide on one, you tell me how horrible that job is going to be?
Dear pocahontas ,
No, I've never talked to a bobcat before... You might want to see a doctor about that one.
Dear Life,
Could you at least start lubricating?
Dear Readers,
Please take this as a sign to get back to work.
Dear sweaters,
Why must you all be "dry flat only"?! There are no more flat surfaces in my apartment!
Dear woman next door who screams every night,
Please stop screaming, or atleast inform me if you're being abused or just having wild sex.
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