Dear people who complain about their alarm clocks ,
Stop complaining you were the one who set it
Sincerely, everyone's tired of your complaining
Dear best friend!,
Please forgive me about your black eye! I told you don't sneak up on me!
Sincerely, Didn't know that my guy friend taught me how to box, did ya?
Dear Boy Across the Room in my AP US History Class,
You don't talk in class, I don't talk in class. You park next to the most annoying girl in class, I park on the other side of her. We should do thes activities in a more formal enviroment. How do you feel about the prom?
Sincerely, the Girl who has had a crush on you since December
Dear bank employee,
Wait, what? My ID expired yesterday, so you can't cash this check? What, did I suddenly not become me when the ID expired? It is still very obviously my picture, and the only reason you need to see it is to confirm that I am who I say I am.
Sincerely, hope your policies can be expanded to include logic
No. For the last time, I'm not irish. I know I have red hair and green eyes, and yes I'm sure I'm not irish.
Sincerely, 75% German and 25% dutch.
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Sincerely, Chips Ahoy
Dear guy i went on a date with,
I have the feeling i need to make you something to show i truly loved the date, but what? Food??
Sincerely, confused girl
Dear Slow Robot,
Please ban pictures of spiders from the site
Sincerely, I died three times in one sitting
Dear Pitch Perfect,
I don't know whether to love or hate what you've done to my school. On one hand, you've united us. But on the other hand...
Sincerely, can't go anywhere without hearing the Cups song
Dear Drawing Skills,
My doodles are turned into beautiful drawings, but my attempted masterpieces turn into illustrations not even worth the title of doodle?
Sincerely, people are expecting something better with my artwork after they've seen my textbooks...
Dear smallest guy at football tryouts,
I'm so proud of you. No matter what I know you can do this. Dont listen to what everyone else says, I have so much faith in you. It'll take some work but I know you've got it in you.
Sincerely, girl who knows you can do this
Dear Clark Gable,
Do you have a son? Age twenty something, maybe?
Sincerely, the guys round here just aren't measuring up
Why do you automatically assume I am sick when I sit on the floor in the middle of class?
Sincerely, it's comfortable
I know this is hard for you to understand, but the directions we gave you were perfectly clear on how to set everything up. The fact that you ignored them because you "knew they weren't right" is your own damn fault, and we are not going to compensate you for being an utter moron.
Sincerely, I love the fact my boss actually lets me say this
Dear student who failed the test and is now mad at me,
Please realize that everything you needed to know is in your textbook. Which I told you. After I devoted two extra hours to the subject and gave extensive notes. Plus told you to email me if you had any trouble learning for the test.
Sincerely, HOW exactly is it my fault you failed?