No you were right, taste buds are so over-rated.
Sincerely, hot soup.
Dear cat that thinks the stove is a good place to sit,
Please be warned. If you keep sitting there I will have to assume you want to be cooked.
Sincerely, don't test me bro. I'll cook you!
Dear Rebecca and Jacob,
You are a disgrace to the name.
Sincerely, Sirius Black.
Congratulations on becoming a verb!
You go after scissors, I'll cover you.
Dear Rihanna ,
Chains and whips excite us too.
Sincerely, the creators of saw.
Could I get an Bin Laden?
Sincerely, two shots and a splash of water.
Dear lesbian couple in my class,
So how does this work... you both make sandwiches for each other?
Sincerely, a curious male.
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. We've been expecting you.
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Sincerely, just had a heart attack.
How come you're always on top?
Dear corn flake,
I dropped you on the floor and stepped on you.
Sincerely, cereal killer.
Dear atomic bomb protection video from the Cold War,
Just duck under your desk and cover your head! That's all there is to it!
Sincerely, just don't forget to evaporate!
Dear Kristen Stewart,
I can't read your poker face.
Sincerely, Lady Gaga.