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Dear Dinosaur,
Teach me your secrets!
Dear world,
I pride myself on having good taste.
Dear Alaska,
Please take back your weather.
Dear P.E Teacher,
I am DEFINITELY allergic to sports...
Dear school,
I like spelling bees. It's a very easy word.
Dear world,
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
Dear Brother,
Please try using a little less aftershave when you shower. I know you have a new girlfriend and all, but I just went in there and it feels as though I got punched in the nose with Old Spice.
Dear techies,
How do you tell a tech geek to hold off going to the bathroom? Ctrl P
Dear construction,
Please let me thank you personally for adding ten minutes to my walk to class this morning
Dear mom,
Please stop staring at my hickey
Dear Mom,
If you have a problem with who I am, take it up with the manufacturers. I operate on factory settings, bitch.
Dear Car,
You are a car, not a sled. Stop it.
Dear person telling a racist joke,
Stop making me laugh!
Dear mom and grandma,
It kills me every time you tell me I need to lose weight. I am healthy. And happy.
Dear local drugstore,
Condoms in the 'baby making' isle? They should probably be in the 'baby NOT making isle'
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