Dear Republican Party,
You've got plenty of candidates that can beat Hillary. Jeb Bush is not one of them. Please, nominate somebody who can actually win.
Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen
It's called a sports bra
Sincerely, my boobs are the same size as yesterday
I'm breaking out, I just ate 3 chocolate bars, and I'm PMSing. Leave me alone.
Sincerely, the hungry grumpy teen who can't bother studying for you
Dear movie usher,
You check my jacket, but not my friend's backpack?
Sincerely, there's a lot more room in there.
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Sincerely, my dress is ruined and I am sure I have parsley stuck in my teeth.
Dear White teenage girls,
Please Stop wearing expensive rubber boots. Then refusing to step in puddles. C'mon you're fricken wearing river boots just do it!!
Dear people writing anything,
"I'm nauseated" means others cause you nausea. "I'm nauseous" means you cause others nausea.
Sincerely, a nauseous and nauseated person
Screw you. I've got chocolate.
Sincerely, single people everywhere.
Please tell me why I feel so sore and old when I'm only 19!
Sincerely, how am I going to feel when I'm 50?
I don't care what your gender is.
Sincerely, I'm calling you sweetheart.
Dear hot swimmer at friend's pool party,
Sincerely, happy you're also smart and sweet LOL
I'm sorry I squished you for so long, and it took me so long to get a fitting.
Sincerely, wore bras 6 sizes to small for 3 years.
Dear small-chested jealous friend,
Sincerely, D's with back problems.
You don't get to call jobs requiring experience "entry level." Entry level means you enter the field with the job. If you have to have worked elsewhere, it's just a job!
Sincerely, frustrated job searcher
Dear stores like Victoria's Secret (and even Walmart),
Please sell lingerie for men. Some girls like tight boxers or tight muscle shirts and some guys want to turn on their ladies.
Sincerely, girls can't always be the sexy ones