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Dear face,
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Dear 'Annoyed Europeans',
We know that British people, French people and German people don't fit stereotypes. Consequently, not all Americans are idiots like you imply.
Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Dear American,
Please dont make this any harder
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Dear world,
Saying all Muslims are like ISIS is about as logical as saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist idiots. There are kind Muslims and evil Muslims. There are kind Christians and evil Christians. For that matter, there are kind atheists and evil atheists.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
Dear mom,
I love you, but I'm going faaaarrrrrrr away for college.
Dear kid who called my brother gay and made fun of him for his diabetes,
Please realize hes only 10 and is constantly made fun of for giving himself needles
Dear teacher saying hi to me in the hall,
I know you are a cool teacher but you are still a teacher.
Dear summer,
Please I love you and all but I still want the protection of my blanket at night without having to sweat my butt off.
Dear "Don't like it don't watch it",
Dude, you're talking about porn. It is virtually impossible to not watch porn in this "liberated" society we live in. It pervades practically everything, so no, I'm sorry; I can't follow your advice.
Dear other girls at school,
Please stop calling me a a 'slut' just because my dress is several inches above my knee.
Dear "popular" girls at my school,
Just because I don't own Hollister jeans or show as much cleavage as you, IT DOES NOT mean you have ANY right to make fun of me.
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