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Dear nice romantic boys,
I'm too old for hide-and-go-seek now.
Dear microwave manufacturers,
Please add a "Stealth Mode."
Dear kindergarteners texting on an iPhone,
When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it was a landline.
Dear Humans,
I have no interest in eating you. You are in fact more likely to be killed by a vending machine, drowning in the bathtub, tripping over furniture, or an aircraft falling out of the sky.
Dear radio stations all playing commercials at the same time,
You guys definitely coordinate this.
Dear chemistry teacher fresh out of grad school,
There are an unacceptable amount of pictures of you drunk and shirtless on your Facebook page.
Dear feminists,
You want equal rights? You can put the dang toilet seat down.
Dear time,
Now would be the perfect time for you to fly.
Dear Math teacher who insists we wait for the bell,
31 > 1.
Dear English teacher,
Thank you for calling America a free country and then letting me sit on the window sill for the duration of class.
Dear man wearing a fanny pack over his man parts,
Please never dig around in there while in public again.
Dear education,
Why am I getting an A+ in Spanish and a D in English?
Dear lady who thinks I'm rich because of my "delicate-gold-flower" necklace,
It's fake. I got it for $3.25 at a garage sale.
Dear amazing boyfriend,
Please tell me that when I jokingly said "you'd have to marry me" and you said "challenge accepted", you were being serious.
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