Listen, Im not gay....My boyfriend is.
Sincerely, your son.
Dear skin doctors specializing on scars,
Please stop sending me your fliers and brochures.
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear Victoria's Secret models,
Don't you just hate it when you're wandering the woods in your bra and panties and someone takes a picture?!
Sincerely, you must have the worst luck
Dear British friend,
Please, continue to give me that adorably freaked-out face when you say 'I'll drive!' and end up on the passenger's side.
Sincerely, truly adorable, but this is gonna suck for your permit test...
I typed into your search bar "canadians don't" and you auto-completed with "exist."
Sincerely, that's interesting... I thought I did...
Dear whoever invented tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your device to people?
Sincerely, And then you stick it up there, like so...
ahdjifnakjdkj MACARENA, khdfkhhadk MACARENA, kdjfsksanksnvk MACARENA, AAAYYY MACARENA!!!
Sincerely, I bet you sing it like that too
Youtube is red, Facbook is blue, I'm wasting time on the internet...
Sincerely, so are you.
Prom? Wedding? Vacation? Date? Pretty much any important day in your life? I'm coming too!
Sincerely, your period
I know you love each other. Please don't try to be naughty when I am gone.
Sincerely, Tired of Untangling
I'd tap that.
Dear Gay Brother,
How come you get kiss all the hot guys?!?!
Sincerely, Your Jealous Sister
I thought you were texting in class. Instead, I see you playing Pokemon on a Gameboy Advance. Carry on.
Dear "I wasnt that drunk",
You were going around the bar, dipping your fingers in wine and then rubbing people's foreheads and saying "simba!"
Sincerely, yeah you were pretty drunk