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Dear world,
When you lick someones elbow without them seeing you, they don't feel it.
Dear math and science,
I know some people think you two are good together, but really I think your relationship's too complicated.
Dear "You're too young to be married",
Not really your problem, is it?
Dear colorblind friend,
Thank you for posting about the awkward moment when you thought you solved your rubix cube.
Dear Noah,
Never mind. We caught the Hogwarts Express instead.
Dear Siri in iPhone 4S,
I asked, "where can I hide a body?" as a joke....
Dear high school "Dance Team",
No, seriously, we appreciate you. Our country needs future strippers, too!
Dear boyfriend,
Yeah, you might wear the pants in the relationship, but I control the zipper.
Dear best friend staring at me in disbelief,
Yes, I do have a 4.0 grade point average, and yes, I am tied for first in the class rankings.
Dear teachers,
Are you the only people in the world without peripheral vision?
Dear annoying kid in my American History class,
I have a dream...
Dear friend who accidentally said Azkaban instead of Alcatraz in school today,
You're a bit of a space case, but it's moments like those that make me remember why I hang out with you.
Dear nice funny sweet cute and single guy I just talked to,
Please don't be gay. Please don't be gay. Please don't be gay.
Dear girls on my bus,
Yes, the Titanic was a real boat and really sank...
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