Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. we've been expecting you.
Dear girls who want a Romeo and Juilet like relationship,
You asked for it!
Dear guy at my school,
Just because we had a similar idea doesn't give you the right to say "great minds think alike."
Sincerely, last 4th of July you lit your pants on fire with a roman candle.
Bloody hell? Yeah about once a month.
Dear Mary Poppins,
We have been informed that you have used magic is front of muggles. Your trail is set for next Friday at eight.
Sincerely, the Ministry of Magic
Dear person yelling shotgun,
Sincerely, not getting up
I didn't think I would ever complain about this, but...
Sincerely, STOP GOING DOWN ON ME
Dear boy helping me put stuff in my backpack,
Umm...yup, that's a rain poncho
Sincerely, it's a good thing you don't know what a pad is.
Dear Ginny Weasley,
It's a journal, not a diary.
Sincerely, Tom Riddle
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Poole,
Thanks for naming your daughter Jean.
Sincerely, easily amused.
We like you for your brains. Not your bodies.
Thanks for putting the condoms across the aisle from the baby supplies. you made my day.
Sincerely, I see what you did there
Apparently size does matter.
Dear teacher who just told the bully in the class I might be her boss someday,
Not likely, I don't plan on being a pimp when i grow up.