I finally found a way to describe what cramps feel like. You know those really horrid gas cramps you get that make you double over in pain? Imagine that for a whole day to two days.
Sincerely, A Female
Yep, I'm totally avoiding you. I helped you out on the homework twice, and now you seem to think I only exist to explain each and every problem for you.
Sincerely, I have my own stuff to do
Dear college kids,
Please be wary of crosswalks, I really don't want to hit you and pay my tuition as well as yours.
Sincerely, high school senior
Just because I was a tomboy as a child doesn't mean I'm transgender. So for the love of God stop introducing me as your "transgender child"! Stop making me pretend to be something I'm not so you can show how "tolerant" and "non-judgmental" you are.
Sincerely, your disgusted daughter.
Dear little kids,
No you can't play with my phone, you are outside go play a game or some thing.
Sincerely, seriously no go ask your parents
You're putting too much responsibility on your part time workers. We're all university students, we can't afford to pick up extra hours and do work for you outside of our scheduled shifts. Hell, some of your staff are working 30 hours a week on top of their classes, and they ended up failing their finals as a result.
Sincerely, an employee standing up for her fellow students/coworkers
Please accept my heartfelt thanks for understanding what a nervous patient I am and not making me feel like an idiot when I burst into tears
Sincerely, patient who nearly bit your hand but is now no longer in excruciating pain
Dear best friend of 14 years,
I hope it was worth it to screw my boyfriend of 3 years. I know we shared a lot growing up, but I was pretty sure you knew this one was off limits. So tell me, How were my leftovers?
Sincerely, the girl who wants to punch you in the face
Stop trying to set me up with your ex-boyfriends, it's insulting. It doesn't matter what you think of my choices. I don't care if you think I'll be single my whole life if I don't lose my virginity before marriage. You sleep with every boy you date and about a month later you've broken up. Marriages usually last longer than a month, so my first time will be with a man I'll be with for longer than you've been with any of your boyfriends.
Sincerely, That seems the most sensible option,
Please learn the difference between there, they're and their; belief and believe; to and too; lose and loose; your and you're; sight and site...
Sincerely, It annoys the living daylights out of all of us who give a damn
Please stop. Eating only makes me more stessed.
Sincerely, a stress-eater
Dear shy girl,
You're tiny, friendly and really cute. You always smile and hold back. Who would have thought that was your secret?
Sincerely, the guy who got owned at playing videogames with you
Dear boy who picked on me in middle school,
Why didn't you tell me how you felt when we were 13?
Sincerely, I'm sorry, but now I'm 21 and have a boyfriend
Dear Kids I babysit,
Please don't bug me to play the second I get there at 7 am
Sincerely, Your babysitter