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Dear Google Maps,,
Why the hell are you giving me the nearest Panda express location in New Jersey?
Dear Beer,
Please stop distracting me from my homework. If I don't get a good career and make a steady paycheck we can no longer see each other.
Dear sneeze,
If you're gonna happen, happen.
Dear people who drive drunk,
Asking you to say the alphabet backwards is a way for us to try and trick you to say "I can't even do that sober"
Dear People who tell me I look nothing like my twin,
Well, she's girl.
Dear world,
Please tell me what Chuck E. Cheese's middle name is
Dear "I like girls better wearing sweats and not wearing make-up",
I've never worn make-up and don't own a single pair of jeans. Why don't I have a boyfriend?
Dear neighbor,
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Dear Postal industry,
You're welcome.
Dear glasses,
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
Dear M&M's,
You might have blue, but do you have purple? Thats what we thought...
Dear Everyone,
What's the opposite of a ladies' man?
Dear Frienzoned,
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Dear Michael Jackson,
I don't think Annie's okay.
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