Dear Older Brother,
Please drive me to school...
Sincerely, Little Sister Who Just Wants to Bond
Dear new mothers,
Please get your infant child away from me.
Sincerely, not all women want to hold your baby and I hate kids.
Dear female friends,
Please stop saying that one day you'll get me to wear a dress, even if you have to force me to wear it. I haven't worn a skirt or dress since I was six.
Sincerely, your female friend who is uncomfortable with their femininty
Please realize, I am not trying to lose weight for my health. I'm losing it to be considered a person; I'm sick of being a land-whale or a cow. I hate people thinking I don't deserve to be treated like a human because I'm fat. It's not about myself anymore, it's about being able to live a life without ridicule.
Sincerely, A fat girl
Dear guy trying to talk to me,
I'm not trying to be rude, I am sure you are really nice, but I woke up at 4:30 in the morning to go to work.
Sincerely, I don't want to talk to you right now.
Dear women who say men shouldn't be grossed out by periods,
It is pretty gross.
Sincerely, and I've had to deal with them for the last 15 years of my life!
Dear guy friend,
Remember when I said I wasn't looking for a relationship?
Sincerely, I lied
If you want to get a girl, your going to have to prove that you'll be better than the single life.
Sincerely, it worked for me
Dear older guy friend,
Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I didn't get your sex joke.
Sincerely, I didn't laugh because it's not funny.
Sincerely, Saddened Severus Snape Fan
Dear Global Themes Teacher,
Please NEVER change the seating chart!
Sincerely, Girl who is now sitting next to her BFF and her crush
Dear Random guy with a gun,
Thanks for saving my life from that guy with a knife who tried to stab me in the ally way
Sincerely, I believe in guns in the right hands now
Dear people at school,
Please stop asking Spanish kids if we hopped the border.
Sincerely, most of us aren't even Mexican.
Dear people who say girls shouldn't wear make-up,
I have the face of a ten-year-old and the chest capacity of a 21-year-old. I'm 16.
Sincerely, what's wrong with using a little eye-liner to make myself look like my actual age?