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Dear Republican Party,
You've got plenty of candidates that can beat Hillary. Jeb Bush is not one of them. Please, nominate somebody who can actually win.
Dear boys,
It's called a sports bra
Dear Finals,
I'm breaking out, I just ate 3 chocolate bars, and I'm PMSing. Leave me alone.
Dear movie usher,
You check my jacket, but not my friend's backpack?
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Dear White teenage girls,
Please Stop wearing expensive rubber boots. Then refusing to step in puddles. C'mon you're fricken wearing river boots just do it!!
Dear people writing anything,
"I'm nauseated" means others cause you nausea. "I'm nauseous" means you cause others nausea.
Dear love,
Screw you. I've got chocolate.
Dear body,
Please tell me why I feel so sore and old when I'm only 19!
Dear everybody,
I don't care what your gender is.
Dear hot swimmer at friend's pool party,
HnnnngggGGGHNNNGG
Dear boobs,
I'm sorry I squished you for so long, and it took me so long to get a fitting.
Dear small-chested jealous friend,
Wanna trade?
Dear employers,
You don't get to call jobs requiring experience "entry level." Entry level means you enter the field with the job. If you have to have worked elsewhere, it's just a job!
Dear stores like Victoria's Secret (and even Walmart),
Please sell lingerie for men. Some girls like tight boxers or tight muscle shirts and some guys want to turn on their ladies.
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