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Dear Mom,
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
Dear boyfriend I now live with,
You can't talk to me through the bathroom door.
Dear World,
What if oxygen was poisonous but it took 75-100 years to kill us?
Dear idiot,
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
Dear bed,
I'm having an affair.
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Thank you for teaching me that anacondas like bread.
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
Dear Elves,
Don't lie to us, we've all seen Rise of the Guardians. The Yetis do all the work.
Dear Girl Scouts,
4 Thin Mints? Screw that, I ate the whole box in one sitting.
Dear past me,
No, that is not a cute hairstyle.
Dear hair,
Behave, or you will be put up for wig adoption.
Dear roommate,
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Dear Santa,
How is it we make the freaking toys,but you get all the credit?
Dear Taylor Swift,
Can you just stop talking about your relationship for at least five minutes.
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