Teach me your secrets!
Sincerely, insecure lizard
I pride myself on having good taste.
Please take back your weather.
Sincerely, Lower 48
Dear P.E Teacher,
I am DEFINITELY allergic to sports...
Sincerely, Panting, Face turned red, sweating...
I like spelling bees. It's a very easy word.
Sincerely, double entendre
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
Please try using a little less aftershave when you shower. I know you have a new girlfriend and all, but I just went in there and it feels as though I got punched in the nose with Old Spice.
Sincerely, Your Sis. Love ya!
How do you tell a tech geek to hold off going to the bathroom? Ctrl P
Sincerely, Nerd joke LOL
Please let me thank you personally for adding ten minutes to my walk to class this morning
Sincerely, how do I explain to my professor I was stuck in walking traffic?
Please stop staring at my hickey
Sincerely, trying to play it cool
If you have a problem with who I am, take it up with the manufacturers. I operate on factory settings, bitch.
Sincerely, your daughter who tries her best
You are a car, not a sled. Stop it.
Sincerely, Your Terrified Owner
Dear person telling a racist joke,
Stop making me laugh!
Sincerely, trying to be a good person here
Dear mom and grandma,
It kills me every time you tell me I need to lose weight. I am healthy. And happy.
Sincerely, I finally love myself and you're killing my confidence