I started going to the gym with you because it was fun and we motivated each other. But on a day I wasn't able to make it you tried to "motivate" me by saying how fat I was going to get. That's not motivation, that's bullying.
Sincerely, Not sure I want to keep going to the gym with you.
Please don't ignore your daughter while we're gone. Shes worried us going to college means she's going to be all alone. You can't just say you don't know how to treat a teenage girl and just ignore her. You treat her like a person. She likes football, video games, and chemistry. She never flips out or screams. She's rational and smart, but thinks her father doesn't love her. Go talk to her.
Sincerely, your older twin sons
If you ever feel inadequate because you don't have giant breasts, don't. You're not missing much.
Please make more hours in the day so I can sleep AND get my work done.
Sincerely, too much homework
Please don't buy me any new clothes. I am not five anymore, and do not want a purple shirt with a rainbow butterfly on the front.
Sincerely, your teenage daughter.
Dear PhD advisors,
Please acknowledge the fact that I am human and require sleep and food to function properly.
How is it possible that the band's loose enough to yank the bra up over my boobs but I'm still getting stabbed in the sternum!?
Sincerely, going back to my unsupportive, but not painful, cheap bras.
Please stop being hypocritical. Hating on the white skinned people is racist too.
Sincerely, Could we all just get along?
Dear Head Nurse in the ICU,
Please know that my gratitude for your education and support when I first came to the hospital means is more than I can describe
Sincerely, New Medical Student
My grandmother was born in 1928, yet managed to accept me when I came out. You've lived in a more modern world, what does it say about you if she's okay with it and you're not?
Sincerely, your annoyed daughter.
Thank you for always pushing me with my music.
Sincerely, I wish you could see me now
Dear boys who say makeup is false advertising,
I was unaware that my face was for sale.
Sincerely, a girl who likes how she looks with makeup on and doesn't need your approval.
Please don't be ashamed you dropped out of high school when you were 16 and had to get your GED. To me, you're the person who got her MBA and now teaches at a world class university.
Sincerely, your daughter
Dear family I barely know,
Please know that just because we're family it doesn't mean you can pick up my son whenever you feel like it. Strangers scare him, telling him you're his uncle/cousin/aunt isn't going to calm him down. Also, I just met you guys, stop assuming because I'm nineteen with a toddler I don't know what's best for him. Right now, you're strangers to us both, keep it up and you'll stay that way.
Sincerely, Prefer my adoptive family