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Dear Older Brother,
Please drive me to school...
Dear new mothers,
Please get your infant child away from me.
Dear female friends,
Please stop saying that one day you'll get me to wear a dress, even if you have to force me to wear it. I haven't worn a skirt or dress since I was six.
Dear World,
Please realize, I am not trying to lose weight for my health. I'm losing it to be considered a person; I'm sick of being a land-whale or a cow. I hate people thinking I don't deserve to be treated like a human because I'm fat. It's not about myself anymore, it's about being able to live a life without ridicule.
Dear guy trying to talk to me,
I'm not trying to be rude, I am sure you are really nice, but I woke up at 4:30 in the morning to go to work.
Dear women who say men shouldn't be grossed out by periods,
It is pretty gross.
Dear guy friend,
Remember when I said I wasn't looking for a relationship?
Dear guys,
If you want to get a girl, your going to have to prove that you'll be better than the single life.
Dear older guy friend,
Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I didn't get your sex joke.
Dear Cancer:,
AVADA KEDAVRA!
Dear Global Themes Teacher,
Please NEVER change the seating chart!
Dear Random guy with a gun,
Thanks for saving my life from that guy with a knife who tried to stab me in the ally way
Dear people at school,
Please stop asking Spanish kids if we hopped the border.
Dear people who say girls shouldn't wear make-up,
I have the face of a ten-year-old and the chest capacity of a 21-year-old. I'm 16.
Dear fat,
Where in the name of all things did you come from? I'm too busy to eat anything more than a quick meal or two a day and I haven't touched soda in months.
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