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Dear person trying to sleep,
You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters
Dear Blind people,
Why do you walk your dogs soo much.
Dear Ninjas,
I'm still better at hiding than you.
Dear Auto-Correct,
Sucks, don't it?
Dear Daughter,,
I'm sorry he broke up with you. You know I have an axe, right?
Dear idiot that jumped my back fence to take my new puppy,
I bet you didn't realize that I had a protection trained Rottweiler in my yard too.
Dear Middle-aged male joggers,
Please don't wear those short shorts,....
Dear boy who walks with me after math class,
No, I did not know that giraffes die if they throw up.
Dear awkward alter ego,
Why do you always turn up when my crush s around?!
Dear Tampon thats just fell out of my bag,
So I couldn't find you earlier when I needed you. But you decide to make an appearance now?!? WHY?!
Dear people who glorify being in college and spending weekends with their significant others building pillow forts and watching Disney movies,
While this is indeed fun, perhaps consider that instead of using these activities as an alternative to sex, you could have sex in said pillow fort.
Dear Owners,
You never see us picking up your poop! who's the pet again?
Dear cats outside my window,
Please stop mating in the middle of the night. I would like some sleep.
Dear waitress judging me,
I'm fat, not pregnant, but thanks for your unnecessary concern.
Dear Gandalf,
WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?
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