What if oxygen was poisonous but it took 75-100 years to kill us?
Sincerely, Have fun with that
Dear Romance movies,
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD
Dear People who say "I'm only human",
Please That sure sounds like something a robot would say.
Dear Girl Scouts,
4 Thin Mints? Screw that, I ate the whole box in one sitting.
Sincerely, let's be realistic.
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
Don't lie to us, we've all seen Rise of the Guardians. The Yetis do all the work.
Sincerely, people that know the truth.
Dear any boy who wishes to win my heart,
Please don't ever give me flowers, teddy bears, chocolates, or love songs. I will just get embarrassed and hide.
Sincerely, all I want is Triscuits
How is it we make the freaking toys,but you get all the credit?
Sincerely, The Elves
Why, yes we DO carry uncooked toast!
Sincerely, we keep it with the sliced bread. We call it sliced bread
Better late than not at all, right?
Sincerely, your period
Dear girl who says she is the most popular person in the school,
Are you sure? I didn't know who you were until yesterday.
Sincerely, and I've been going here for 3 years
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Sincerely, you smell like a damn dumpster and I hate you
Dear Taylor Swift,
Can you just stop talking about your relationship for at least five minutes.
Sincerely, the world who knows that you are never ever like ever getting back together.
Dear grown man wearing a Caesar costume and dancing to the backstreet boys,
Best. Latin teacher. EVER.
Sincerely, Teenage girl who's faith in humanity was just restored