Dear anti-gay conservatives,
Homosexuality prevents abortion.
Sincerely, how do you like us now?
Did you know it's impossible to say "good eye might" without sounding Australian?
Sincerely, I bet you just tried!
Dear obnoxious guy,
Asking if I stole the thunder and put it in my thighs is not a pick up line.
Sincerely, yes, I just slapped you!
Downstream? That is way too mainstream for us.
Dear crocodile ,
It's been awhile.
I like your bed. Can I Slytherin?
Sincerely, a dreaming fan.
Dear vegetarian wearing a leather jacket,
Do you realize what leather is?
Sincerely, did someone "hide" your brain too?
Dear parents who name their kids "Christian",
I'd like to introduce you to my son Muslim, my daughter Jew and my cousin Athiest.
Sincerely, it is the same thing...
Dear tampon companies,
Is it really necessary to have the warning "Always remove the last tampon at the end of your period" printed on the box?
Sincerely, don't tell me people are that stupid.
Dear headache medication warning labels,
"Side effects may include headaches."
I love when you take me down scary back country roads as a "shortcut," it just makes the trip so much more exciting!
Sincerely, lost in the middle of who knows where!
Thank you for not serving hotdogs. I don't think I could order a super-sized McWeiner with a straight face.
Sincerely, all teenagers.
Please use a different catchphrase.
Sincerely, try "Maybe It's Photoshop!"
Dear cocky people,
Please continue to overestimate your own talents and then fail.
Sincerely, it makes my day everytime.