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Dear world,
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Dear lady at my gym,
Please stop making sex noises every time you lift weights.
Dear boyfriend,
I have seen your girlfriend in the shower!
Dear sneeze,
Please come out my nose already.
Dear world,
You say nothing is impossible.
Dear girl with smooth, shaved legs,
Not anymore!
Dear chocolate milk,
Please stay in my nose when I laugh.
Dear friend,
No, the fact that your vacuum is broken doesn't suck, it blows.
Dear world,
Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to die!
Dear questioning trick or treaters,
I'm a cat burglar.
Dear iPad,
The guys might not get it, but when you first were created we all laughed.
Dear male gynecologist ,
Please stop looking down there and just staring saying 'mhm'.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Puberty came later for me too.
Dear ninjas,
Talk to us when there is a Facebook language option specifically for you...
Dear ladies,
If your man only wants your breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC.
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