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Dear "aren't you a little old to be a Girl Scout?",
Yes. yes I am.
Dear incredibly rude chick,
Did you SERIOUSLY just repeatedly try to look up my husband's kilt right in front of me? Please learn about manners and boundaries!
Dear hormones,
Stahpppppppppppppp
Dear Miley Cyrus,
Please put on pants. Its okay. I promise.
Dear Steak marinated in red wine sauce next to the grill...,
My hipster girlfriend thinks I'm a vegetarian, but you know our little secret don't you? ahahahaahahaha
Dear French Boy who winked at me,
Please go away or i will find you and marry you
Dear whovians,
Here, have a blanket. It's for shock.
Dear NASA,
Thank you so much for brightening my day when we tried to figure out what you stand for!
Dear Overprotective brother,
Why couldn't I be the one to beat up the jackass who asked me out for the 6th time?
Dear world,
I asked a twelve-year-old why we called it "rewinding" a video today. She didn't know.
Dear hashtags,
Please stop acting like an overly attached girlfriend. I don't want you all over me. Don't make me get a restrsining order.
Dear cupid,
Seriously what did I do to piss you off
Dear Youtube,
Stop trying to make Google Plus happen. It's NOT going to happen
Dear serial killer who may or may not be behind my shower curtain,
I have a black belt, I keep a metal baseball bat in my shower, and I fight dirty. Still wanna try to kill me?
Dear genetics,
Are a few more inches of height too much to ask for?
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