Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Sincerely, Not cool
Dear 'Annoyed Europeans',
We know that British people, French people and German people don't fit stereotypes. Consequently, not all Americans are idiots like you imply.
Sincerely, Annoyed Americans
Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Sincerely, shhhh, shhhh, SHHHHH
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Sincerely, "Oh, is it?" Yes. Yes it is.
Please dont make this any harder
Sincerely, broken hearted scot when she found out you were leaving
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Sincerely, yup that WAS a vocabulary word
Saying all Muslims are like ISIS is about as logical as saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist idiots. There are kind Muslims and evil Muslims. There are kind Christians and evil Christians. For that matter, there are kind atheists and evil atheists.
Sincerely, Let's see individual PEOPLE and not stereotypes!
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
I love you, but I'm going faaaarrrrrrr away for college.
Sincerely, Love, mommy's little boy
Dear kid who called my brother gay and made fun of him for his diabetes,
Please realize hes only 10 and is constantly made fun of for giving himself needles
Sincerely, his loving sister who now cries herself to sleep because of you
Dear teacher saying hi to me in the hall,
I know you are a cool teacher but you are still a teacher.
Sincerely, this is awkward.
Please I love you and all but I still want the protection of my blanket at night without having to sweat my butt off.
Sincerely, still afraid of the dark.
Dear "Don't like it don't watch it",
Dude, you're talking about porn. It is virtually impossible to not watch porn in this "liberated" society we live in. It pervades practically everything, so no, I'm sorry; I can't follow your advice.
Sincerely, And that's kind of a jerk thing to say about other things, too...
Dear other girls at school,
Please stop calling me a a 'slut' just because my dress is several inches above my knee.
Sincerely, I had a growth spurt, bitches.
Dear "popular" girls at my school,
Just because I don't own Hollister jeans or show as much cleavage as you, IT DOES NOT mean you have ANY right to make fun of me.
Sincerely, a quiet girl who contemplates suicide every day.