Dear Harry Potter fans,
Harry was a descendant of the 3rd brother from the group who made the Deathly Hallows. Voldemort was a descendant of the 2nd brother. This means that Harry and Voldemort were distant cousins.
Sincerely, talk about family feuds
Dear boy who just told me that if I was in a detective movie that I would be killed first because "they always kill the pretty girls",
I'm not sure whether I should be flattered or terrified.
You were right.
Sincerely, Ex-Varsity Footballer, Current Wal-Mart Cashier.
Dear vending machines,
Sorry my bills aren't straight enough for you.
Sincerely, stop being such a homophobe.
Seriously?! He kidnaps me numerous times, and you INVITE HIM GO-KARTING?!
Dear tv commercials,
I find it highly entertaining when you show a condom commercial then right after you show a diaper commercial.
Sincerely, easily amused.
Dear everyone in the world,
When you fall, I will always be there for you
Sincerely, the floor
Dear my poor innocent puppy,
Sorry about my dad lifting you up in the air and singing the circle of life
Sincerely, also annoyed daughter
Dear Taylor Swift,
You're songs were so much happier when I couldn't relate to them.
Sincerely, just sobbed the chorus of You Belong with Me through a mouthful of ice cream
Dear Girl flirting with my boyfriend,
Roses are red, violets are blue, he is for me, and not for you, so if by chance you take my place, I'll take my hand and smash your face.
Sincerely, he's mine.
Thank you ever so much for having all 28 of us use sharpies to make a chart that lasted the whole class period.
Sincerely, we walked out so high we saw unicorns
Dear everyone that says "SAT Test",
What on Earth do you think the 'T' stands for?!
Dear high schoolers,
You know how you hate those annoying twelve-yr-olds trying to be cool? That's how we feel about you.
Sincerely, College Kids
Dear people who say "I've watched enough episodes of CSI to kill you and get away with it",
And I've watched enough episodes of Law and Order to make sure you don't,