Y'know, I used to be okay with you. I didn't even mind when you and the alphabet started hooking up. But now a three-way triangle with Latin? Seriously?
Sincerely, no, you do not need a sine!
Hashtags are my thing. They just don't look good on you.
Yes, I duck down other aisles and hide when I see you out shopping on a Saturday too! Meeting you is not what I want to do on my day off either!
Dear people wanting their "Romeo and Juliet" love story,
Please realize it lasted for three days and everyone died in the end.
Sincerely, do you still want it to happen to you?
The reason girls go to the bathroom in packs is either to talk about you or escape out the window together.
Sincerely, just in case you wanted to know
Oh, so you don't like being called Hawaiians? Cry me a freaking river
Dear ignorant girl who asked why all Mexicans in the U.S. can't just speak American,
Maybe because it's not a language.
Dear Electric Shaver,
Please stop losing your powers at the most inconvenient times.
Sincerely, half shaven on Monday morning.
Dear Tampon commercial,
Do you really expect me to wear white jeans during my period?
Sincerely, no way
Dear Former HighSchool Bully,
Thank you for shoving us into the same Locker.
Sincerely, Your Boss Who's getting married
If my door is closed, my light is out and I'm bundled in my covers and snoring, I think the answer should be obvious
Sincerely, "What are you doing?!" Really?
Dear high schooler,
Do you miss me yet
Sincerely, nap time
I've heard of people killing in the name of religion. Osama bin Laden, the Crusades. I've never heard someone start a war in the name of atheism, or science, or evolution. It's like saying 'DIE IN THE NAME OF GRAVITY'.
Sincerely, it doesn't really work...
Dear PIN Number,
You do realize you're being redundant, right?
Sincerely, Personal Identification Number...Number