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Dear tounge,
No you were right, taste buds are so over-rated.
Dear cat that thinks the stove is a good place to sit,
Please be warned. If you keep sitting there I will have to assume you want to be cooked.
Dear Rebecca and Jacob,
You are a disgrace to the name.
Dear Facebook,
Congratulations on becoming a verb!
Dear rock,
You go after scissors, I'll cover you.
Dear Rihanna ,
Chains and whips excite us too.
Dear bartender,
Could I get an Bin Laden?
Dear lesbian couple in my class,
So how does this work... you both make sandwiches for each other?
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. We've been expecting you.
Dear internet,
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Dear Canada,
How come you're always on top?
Dear corn flake,
I dropped you on the floor and stepped on you.
Dear atomic bomb protection video from the Cold War,
Just duck under your desk and cover your head! That's all there is to it!
Dear Kristen Stewart,
I can't read your poker face.
Dear teenagers,
We wore our pants like that first!
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