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Dear Friends who say "Oh you're so lucky you have nerds at your school I can't find any at mine!",
Please know that it's not that there's more nerds/geeks/otakus than you think. All I do is shout the lyrics to any anime theme song (really loudly) and see who high-fives me afterwards.
Dear Campus Programs,
Please stop pretending anyone wants to go to your stupid events.
Dear Cinderella,
If your glass slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
Dear male working at Victoria secret,
Don't look at me when I give you a pair of boy shorts at the check out counter!
Dear Steven Moffat,
If I kill you, you'll just find a way to come back to life, won't you?
Dear pro-choice,
Please understand that I'm not here to offend your choices. I'm just wondering how you view the double-murder concept of killing a pregnant women? If that's illegal, than why is abortion legal?
Dear Love,
Please tell me how you work? I'm begging you!
Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Dear father,
I am so allergic to chlorophyll that even brushing up against plants gives me really bad hives.
Dear Cats,
Please remember that under most circumstances you shouldn't really poop on the floor by the litter box.
Dear Mom,
Sure, I have time to clean my room
Dear society,
Why does saying "proud to be black"is ok, but saying "proud to be white" is racism?
Dear Matt Smith,
Thank you for being an amazing doctor you will be missed.
Dear mom,
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Dear facebook,
I don't need you to throw at my face that my crush is in a serious relationship
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