Dear Friends who say "Oh you're so lucky you have nerds at your school I can't find any at mine!",
Please know that it's not that there's more nerds/geeks/otakus than you think. All I do is shout the lyrics to any anime theme song (really loudly) and see who high-fives me afterwards.
Sincerely, Discovered 5 jocks who watch Attack on Titan last week
Dear Campus Programs,
Please stop pretending anyone wants to go to your stupid events.
Sincerely, Every College Student
If your glass slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
Dear male working at Victoria secret,
Don't look at me when I give you a pair of boy shorts at the check out counter!
Sincerely, it's called period underwear...
Dear Steven Moffat,
If I kill you, you'll just find a way to come back to life, won't you?
Sincerely, Damn, now what am I supposed to do?
Please understand that I'm not here to offend your choices. I'm just wondering how you view the double-murder concept of killing a pregnant women? If that's illegal, than why is abortion legal?
Please tell me how you work? I'm begging you!
Sincerely, hopelessly devoted girl
Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Sincerely, crying in the bathroom because of all the names I hear people call me when I walk by.
I am so allergic to chlorophyll that even brushing up against plants gives me really bad hives.
Sincerely, no, I can't mow the lawn for you.
Please remember that under most circumstances you shouldn't really poop on the floor by the litter box.
Sincerely, The guy that cleans it up
Sure, I have time to clean my room
Sincerely, I was up till three a.m. with just my homework
Why does saying "proud to be black"is ok, but saying "proud to be white" is racism?
Dear Matt Smith,
Thank you for being an amazing doctor you will be missed.
Sincerely, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Sincerely, a "sorry" isn't enough for 3 years of hurt