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Dear world,
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Dear advertised medication,
"May cause diarrhea, itching or swelling of the throat, burning sensations, migraines, allergic reactions which may be fatal, suicidal thoughts, hallucinations, and drowsiness."
Dear hot guy I sit beside in history,
The only reason he sat us beside each other is because he knows I won't talk around you..
Dear Paranormal Activity,
I'm more scared that someone put cameras in your bedroom than all of those ghosts.
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Dear Teddy Bear,
Please talk to me . Listen to me. I have no one.
Dear Parents,
Please Put down the damn phones, and watch your kid play the game. I'm tired of having kids look up after a good play and only seeing your zombie face staring at the screen. It's a horrible feeling for them.
Dear friend,
Please continue being patient with me
Dear short guys,
Please stop trying to take out your insecurities on me at the bar at 2 AM. I don't feel like talking to the cops for 3 hours and then filing for assault
Dear Muslim women I'm watching,
Please don't think I think you're a terrorist. I just really like your hijab
Dear droning professor,
Sure I'll stop passing notes in class, but that doesn't mean I'll start paying attention to you. I understood the material better before you started explaining it.
Dear love of my life,
Please bring chinese food and netflix.
Dear teacher,
There are thirty students in here taking our exams. Why do you feel the need to spend half of the period leaning over my shoulder watching me work?
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