DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK GERMANS SHOUT ALL THE TIME,
WE DO NOT!
Sincerely, A GERMAN
Please lock the door the next time we shower together. The shower doors are glass and now your roommate has seen my ass.
Sincerely, your mortified girlfriend
Dear Game of Thrones,
So you're set in a richly detailed world, with multiple complex plot threads and many characters that you often kill off without warning? That's cute.
Sincerely, Malazan Book of the Fallen series (by Steven Erikson)
Dear male teacher,
If I just came from the bathroom, whispered some thing to my best friend as she hands me her purse, and ask you if I can go back to the restroom, please let me go back!
Sincerely, My crush was in there...
Dear 7th Graders,
How do you manage to block the entire hall with 3 people?
Sincerely, Annoyed 6th grader who has four minutes to WALK the distance in which I can RUN in 5 minutes
Dear Kung Fu,
Please download into my brain like in the matrix.
Sincerely, don't want to go to class
I wish you had known you were loved by so many before that fateful act.
Sincerely, everyone, RIP
Dear Pre Calculus Book,
Please don't have five parts to one question.
Sincerely, What's The Point?
Dear "It's all in your head!",
Actually, you're completely right. Depression is a chemical imbalance of my brain, which is in my skull, so it IS inside my head. That just doesn't make it any less real.
Dear Noisy Tampon Wrapers,
Could you try and be a little louder?
Sincerely, I don't think the girl in the last stall quite heard what I was doing...
Dear fellow students,
Do you remember that wonderful time when homework was there to intensify our knowledge of what we learned in school, and not just for teachers to take away our time?
Sincerely, a student
Dear Physics Teacher,
Please don't yell at me in front of the whole class when I ask you a question. You may have helped a kid across the room with the same problem, but that doesn't constitute as teaching it to the whole class.
Sincerely, now afraid to ask questions.
You have been so strong over the last 14 years. You have worked 3 jobs for longer then I can remember, lived an entire country away from your family, and did a damn good job raising three kids, even after the man you loved left you.
Sincerely, just turned 19, and realized how much character, love, and strength it must of taken to do it all.
When you ask me to repeat something because you couldn't hear it the first time, expect me to talk loudly.
Sincerely, I'm not using an "attitude"