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Dear schools,
Why is it that the classrooms are so cold? My iPod can't register the nonexistent heat of my fingers... Oh wait...
Dear guys,
Yeah, I get it. You don't want the cake makeuped, half plastic, plucked, waxed, tanned and dyed chicks that are faking themselves up for attention. You want some chick that naturally looks like that.
Dear english teacher who just told me that Harry Potter isn't "written well",
How about YOU write a book "well" and we'll see how popular it is.
Dear parents,
So Santa has the same wrapping paper as us, the same handwriting as you, and an elf named China that makes most of the toys?
Dear girl who keeps taking mirror pics,
It loses its effect when your Super Jumbo Tampons box is in clear view.
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