There' no such thing of absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure about that?
Sincerely, see what I did there?
When I cuddle with your foot while I'm asleep it means I'm hunting
Dear fellow girls,
If you don't want periods to ruin your white pants, don't wear white pants around that time.
Sincerely, just a random girl
Dear rude atheists,
Atheism is not a mark of higher intellect.
Sincerely, an accepting agnostic