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Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
Dear glasses,
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Dear Australian who think their Prime Minister is ridiculous,
Have you seen ours?
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Dear teenage population,
Just because I choose to have sex with my boyfriend does not mean I'm a slut or that I'm stupid. It means that I'm in love with him, and my personal life is none of your business.
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Dear best friend,
No, it's not ok to go see a movie with my boyfriend when I'm gone. Thanks for asking though
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Magic
Dear Annoying People talking about relationships and being single,
Please stop
Dear people who have opinions on everything,
Please use facts to back up aforementioned opinions. You sound like ignorant, emotional fools when you don't.
Dear Apple,
Please make iPhone chargers a few feet longer.
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