How come you can't hear me yell a question but the moment I murmer a cuss word you can hear it from two rooms away?
Sincerely, Also it was "Hitch"
Dear Jersey Shore Cameramen,
Do you ever want to stop filming and just punch them in the face?
Sincerely, I would.
Not cool bro.
Dear all the girls at Hogwarts,
Don't mind me, I'm just gonna go grow up to be super hot and a bad-a. But that's cool, you can make fun of me.
Sincerely, Neville Longbottom