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Dear people who leave church by the side door immediately following the sermon,
Judas left early, too.
Dear alarm clock going off on the other side off the roon,
Why do you have to be so loud and yet so far away?
Dear girl hitting on "that cute guy",
I'm really considering coming over there.
Dear makeup ads,
Just because your model can pull off purple eyeshadow and green eyeliner doesn't mean I can.
Dear oblivious anatomy professor,
Please don't expect us to maintain a studious atmosphere when you refer to the buccinator as "the sucking and blowing muscle.".
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