SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Ash,
You shouldn't use that here
Dear Vegetarians,
Don't say your a vegetarian because you don't like killing. Plants are alive too.
Dear Chickens of the world,
Please forgive me for eating your babies. I'm sorry! Would you rather have me eat you instead ... ?
Dear world,
Please stop judging me for having a housekeeper. My parents work long hours and can afford it, so why shouldn't they pay someone to clean for them? They're able to relax, and the housekeeper gets a well-paying job.
Dear Passengers in my car,
Please stop thinking that I'm an awful friend when I tell you that I have to have quiet when I drive. I don't feel like telling you all, I don't want to be the 'freaky friend' but my audio/visual synesthesia could make me a very distracted driver, and until I'm more confident, just hush up. Also, any time someone else is willing/able to drive me around, I appreciate it.
Dear American education system,
Why do we have to read Of Mice and Men? What was I supposed to learn from it? How to strangle puppies? Women? How to euthanize the mentally ill? Frankly, more than anything, I was deeply disturbed. As a person battling with depression, an avid animal lover, and supporter of someone with suicidal tendencies, this is not healthy. There is no benefit. And all I can think of is anyone struggling reading this book, and finally giving up. Because, in the end, what good is friendship and dreams? I do not appreciate being forced to read this.
Dear High School girls,
If you have to cover your ass with your hand when you're walking upstairs, then your skirt is too short.
Dear American government,
Please realize that although my parents make decent money, I am paying for college on my own. $1,000 in financial aid a semester isn't enough to help me with a $16,000 tuition.
Dear person judging me for loving Bob Dylan,
His music is poetry, speaks to my soul and is my inspiration. I'm sorry that you think he's crap.
Dear friend,
Please understand that the reason I don't tell you my problems is that I don't want to burden your happy with my sad.
Dear people questioning vegetarians motives,
Please know that many vegetarians have a multitude of reasons for their choice but to explain it all usually takes too long. Saying that it's because they don't like killing is oversimplifying the reasons..
Dear chemistry tutor,
Please understand that you are my favourite person in the known universe.
Dear high schoolers at dances,
Wait you mean you don't do a Samba to this song?
Dear people who get mad if I say black as opposed to African American,
I know I'm not black, but I find this to be more correct. These people are not from Africa anymore, they have been living here for generations and I think that black would be more correct.
Dear friends,
Please excuse my outward grumpiness. It was an act and I'm happy you played matchmaker.
THIS IS PAGE 1
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © DEARBLANKPLEASEBLANK.COM - CONTACT US - TERMS AND PRIVACY - ABOUT US