Dear King Arthur,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Sincerely, Taunting French Guard
Dear Dolores Umbridge,
Congrats. You live up to your name
Sincerely, I just learnt what "umbrage" means
Dear people who want you to report bullying to the authorities,
They'll get 5 days suspension at best, and then make fun of you for thinking that works. My best friend's dad works for the school board, and people constantly tell her to kill herself. Her dad knows and they don't do anything about it.
Sincerely, girl who knows they only help good kids
Dear Abercrombie and Holister,
Please dress your models.. It is clothes your advertising after all
Sincerely, innocent shopper
Please stop biting me on the bottom of my foot!
Sincerely, It's ITCHY!!!
Please shutup when someone says something extremely stupid in class and you want to hurl verbal insults at them from across the room.
Sincerely, college student who is seriously concerned about what the future holds for these idiots
Dear Drama teacher,
Thank you so much for telling me that 'maybe Shakespeare just isn't your thing' shaming me into quitting the production. I decided that I want to be involved in this really badly so I become stage manager (hard work for a teenage girl at school to end up being the whole tech team and co-director). When I ended up working harder and doing more than you, even though I have school work I thought my name would at least be in the programme or something. No one knew how much time and effort I put into this; sacrificing my school work.
Sincerely, I just wanted a little bit of recognition
Dear Computer Programmers,
How do you do it?
Sincerely, Failing AP Java
Dear Lady Gaga,
Please make a song with the Goo Goo Dolls
Sincerely, Goo Goo Gaga
Dear people who hate on religious views beliefs and people in general,
Please don't call us religious people racists or bigots or ignorant just because our views and beliefs are different than yours.
Sincerely, almost all religious people will respect your views on controversial topics, you should respect ours
Dear Science Teacher,
Thank you for helping me realize that i have an interest in science and for being the greatest teacher ever.
Sincerely, 10th graded and starting to figure out the future
Dear Long Distance Love,
Please keep waiting for me. I know this mission trip is three more months of apart, and as it currently stands, the wedding isn't till April. It isn't going to be easy, I know. I would wait forever for you.
Sincerely, your Forever and Ever and Bigger and Bigger
One day, I will be your Empress......KIDDING! That's way too much work and I'm lazy...Or am I just lying to give you a false sense of security? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA >:)
Sincerely, Empress(or not) Jaliya
Why do you pay a maid once a week but wake me up early everyday she comes and make me clean my room?
Sincerely, confused daughter who likes to sleep