I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Dear advertised medication,
"May cause diarrhea, itching or swelling of the throat, burning sensations, migraines, allergic reactions which may be fatal, suicidal thoughts, hallucinations, and drowsiness."
Sincerely, I think I'll keep my cold thanks...
Dear hot guy I sit beside in history,
The only reason he sat us beside each other is because he knows I won't talk around you..
Sincerely, you're way too attractive for me
Dear Paranormal Activity,
I'm more scared that someone put cameras in your bedroom than all of those ghosts.
Sincerely, can't get to sleep now...
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Sincerely, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength. AKA 1984
Dear Teddy Bear,
Please talk to me . Listen to me. I have no one.
Sincerely, lonely kid
Please Put down the damn phones, and watch your kid play the game. I'm tired of having kids look up after a good play and only seeing your zombie face staring at the screen. It's a horrible feeling for them.
Please continue being patient with me
Sincerely, angsty teen
Dear short guys,
Please stop trying to take out your insecurities on me at the bar at 2 AM. I don't feel like talking to the cops for 3 hours and then filing for assault
Sincerely, the 6'6" guy who also happens to be a lawyer
Dear Muslim women I'm watching,
Please don't think I think you're a terrorist. I just really like your hijab
Sincerely, the Jewish girl who's best friend was born in Iraq
Dear droning professor,
Sure I'll stop passing notes in class, but that doesn't mean I'll start paying attention to you. I understood the material better before you started explaining it.
Sincerely, bored to tears.
Dear love of my life,
Please bring chinese food and netflix.
Sincerely, I need doctor who and you!