Dear automatic air fresheners,
Please stop sounding like someone sneezing. And PLEASE do not choose to do it during my midnight snack.
Sincerely, I almost crapped my pants.
Please stop giving me the "I'm worried you won't like this" face when you tell me you're making Shellroni for dinner
Sincerely, it's my favorite meal!
They like me better.
Dear people complaining about needing retail experience,
Most of you are people who say you're "above" fast food which actually counts as retail experience.
Sincerely, proud past McDonald's employee with a decent career in retail.