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Dear Christmas,
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away. Bella died and Jacob cried, Potter all the way.
Dear American public,
Please remember that the "American dream" means that it is POSSIBLE for ANYONE to succeed, not that it is GUARANTEED that EVERYONE will succeed.
Dear 4th graders who "hate school",
You get a worksheet and 20 minutes of reading for homework!
Dear current parental generation,
Cookie monster is not at fault if your kids don't like vegetables. It's not Spongebob's fault your kids are stupid enough to look for him in the ocean. Television violence is not to blame if your kids hit each other. Bert and Ernie sharing a room will not turn your kids gay.
Dear stereotypes,
Today on the subway in NYC a man wearing big hats and big shoes, rap music blasting from his ipod offered an elderly lady his seat. He bumped into a little boy who was standing there when the train jerked and apologized by calling him "sir."
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