Dear People who say Storm Troopers can't hit anything,
Apparently you haven't seen Revenge of the Sith. Or your mom lately.
Sincerely, Storm Troopers everywhere
Dear Mother Nature,
A little less pollen would be nice next time...
Sincerely, excuse me while I sneeze, blow my nose, cough, wheeze, and want to hide under a rock.
Dear Ex Love of My Life,
Please stop trying to spend time with me and your new significant other, the anxiety and pain it causes me literally makes it hard to breathe.
Sincerely, Still in Love with You
Not knowing then, the day we met, would be my biggest regret. When I picked you up the very first time you turned my throat to fire. It made me feel good but it wasn't what I truly desired. The next time I called for you, needle on hand, I used a belt, pulled it tight around my arm. Then found the spot that you would eventually call your home. I stuck that rig deep into my vein and drew back some blood, pushed it down, felt that rush and fell in instant love. For the next 10 years you never left my side. Through DEA and my court tirade you were always along for the ride. You controlled my life, my evey move but it was fine, cause I was always high. I stole, I lied, I almost died just to make you mine. I was deathly scared to go on with life if you wern't around. After losing it all and living in a haze, I picked you up one last time and mixed you in a cap, I drew you up into my rig gazing at all your golden glory. I shot you up, dropped on the floor, needle still inside. I woke up an hour later. Something nee
Sincerely, One of the few who was able to break away from you.