Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Sincerely, your teacher
Dear pinkie toe,
I am going to bang you so hard tonight.
Sincerely, the coffee table
Remember that night in Vegas 9 months ago? You have a son. His name is square. He has your angles.
Please stop finding me! It's called witness protection and I'm SICK of moving!