Dear "You're Beautiful size 2 or 22.",
Well this sucks.
Sincerely, Size 23
I love when you curl up next to me and fall asleep like this! You are so warm and cute and sweet and... what's that smell?
Sincerely, Thanks for farting on the car ride!
Dear If the shoe fits perfectly then how come it falls off?,
You have obviously never tried to run in heels.
Dear Michigan weather,
Please MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
Sincerely, tired of summer and winter all in one week.
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-full!
Sincerely, Howard Wallowitz
I am from another planet. If you see this send $1 to 489 liberty hwy, Putnam CT.
Sincerely, Best Regards, Zibloim.
We have white people too.
Dear boys who think girls have it easy biologically,
Okay, here, let me stab you repeatedly in the hip region with a screwdriver...for a week.
Sincerely, on my Period
It's not like you have to go get tampons every month. Just stock up on them once, and she won't need an emergency run.
Sincerely, face your fear
Dear girl mad at the Abercrombie and Fitch,
If we didn't have people looking at selected audiences for their products, nothing would be unique and everything would be bland and tasteless.
Sincerely, But I do understand why you're offended.
Dear girl who turned around right as I looked at her butt,
Maybe if I just keep staring she'll think I'm spacing out or something..
Sincerely, crap, this isn't working...
Dear People Who Eat Fast Food,
Please treat the workers at restaurants like people. We're not your slaves. A smile would be nice.
Sincerely, A Taco Bell Employee
Thanks for making me the happiest girl in the world
Sincerely, the girl who got a rainbow unicorn pillow pet for her birthday
Thank you for waiting for me to say "come in" after you knock. I hear a lot of parents don't do that.
Sincerely, your daughter