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Dear Medicine,
Please make your bottles childproof, not adultproof too!
Dear pigs,
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Dear everyone,
Yeah, I own a European car. In fact, I own two.
Dear man on the bus,
Please don't snap at us if we ask if you're alright. You're coughing and weezing, and it sounds like you're having a heart attack.
Dear Public Schools,
Please allow me to opt out of my children being taught curricula that undermine religious beliefs I am teaching them at home.
Dear math,
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Dear Life,
Please let me know what i am suppose to be doing with you
Dear sweet guy friend,
You've been there when my heart was broken and I've been there when yours was. Now I build up your self esteem when you don't think you're attractive even though all girls fawn over you and you're extremely successful. Please be nice enough to send me more than a drunk text every mow and again.
Dear Next Girl,
Please I just want a girl who's honest enough to leave her phone face up while we hang out.
Dear person,
You're awesome and beautiful.
Dear girl in my english discussion group,
Please let me do my job that I was assigned. I appreciate you trying to help me make connections between the book we are reading and other things, but I only need a few connections, not a hundred connections on the SAME subject. You chose to have your job just like I chose mine, its not my fault your job is just to draw stinken pictures while the rest of us actually have to write things down.
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
Dear Apple,
Instead of upgrading your phones, how about you upgrade your chargers?
Dear world,
So our entertainment is flinging birds at pigs, slicing fruit, snipping ropes and finding a crocodile's water?
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