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Dear male teacher,
I like how you saw me reach into my backpack, shuffle around in there for a minute, slip something in my sleeve, raise my hand, and immediately said, "You can go."
Dear old men with long white beards,
11 months out of the year you look like a total creeper, but in December you suddenly become awesome.
Dear World,
If twin females marry twin males and each couple has a baby, will the babies look alike?
Dear natzi feminist teacher,
How did she get an A, and I only got a C...?
Dear girls,
If your boyfriend wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs... send him to KFC.
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