Please give me the job. I'd be good at it and you have no idea how disheartening it would be rejected, yet again.
Sincerely, the intelligent, kind, giving person you spent 50 minutes talking to.
Dear Kai kitty,
Please explain to me how you managed to shake my computer so hard you caused one of the latches on the second RAM stick to come undone? Here I was freaking out trying to figure out why my computer was acting like it didn't have enough memory to do as I wanted, and then I see that you managed to shake it loose just enough to cause a problem. You are totally banned from ever sitting on my tower again. I don't care how much you like it up there.
Sincerely, your owner.
Please don't go. You're leaving too soon, and we barely even know each other.
Sincerely, A Girl Who Had to Grow Up Far too Fast
Dear Internet users,
When you use any social media accounts, don't give your real information (birthdays, phone numbers, addresses, etc) because believe it or not these companies do sell/share your info.
Sincerely, Conscious, educated technology user
Dear Friend Who Talks About How Skinny She Is.,
You aren't that skinny. Sorry.
Sincerely, Your Friend Who Is Tired of Your Bragging
Please know that while you were out to sea on deployment our one month old daughter and I have been watching Disney movies everyday.
Sincerely, When you get home you are obligated to watch them with us all over again
Dear Certain Feminists,
As a girl myself, I can see why some men don't want women holding the same amount of power as them, considering some of the spokesmen for our gender are nothing but argumentative, irrational female supremisists.
Sincerely, Maybe if you fought for equality instead of a complete female domination we'd be getting somewhere
I know you know I like you. Please don't bring it up.
Sincerely, that would be awkward...
Please think before you speak/type. What you assume is obvious isn't always, and can sometimes be offensive or hurt people.
Dear girls who want a boyfriend wearing certain things,
Please stop judging a book by it's cover.
Sincerely, I don't care what my boyfriend is wearing, as long as he's nice
Dear pothead chick,
Please stop wearing "laid back" clothes from republican monopolies. we know you spent $200 on your outfit and $50 on your hair products, and we know you try to look like you're not trying. We know those shoes are not from a thrift store. We know that was not your great-uncle's sweater from the 40's. You don't fool anyone.
Black people aren't really black and White people aren't really white so let's cut out all the racial labeling, shall we!
Sincerely, Sensible individual
Dear "don't talk about discrimination to school kids",
Please realize that open discussions of difficult issues doesn't promote hate, how people are raised does. I worked at a summer camp where a 2nd grade white girl told the 2nd grade black boy sitting next to her she hated him. When he asked why she said because he's black and her dad told her to. .
Sincerely, Sincerely,recognize the problems so we can overcome
Serious question, Do you celebrate Christmas? What do you do?
What made you come up with the crazy double standard that promiscuous guys are cool and promiscuous ladies are sluts? How can you look down on the very people you get sex from???
Sincerely, Sexually free woman who could care less about judgments