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Dear friend-zoned friend who just asked if we are now more than friends,
Yes.
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Dear Internet,
You have nothing on me, cos' tonight, I am going to sleep at 11.30 p.m.
Dear world at large,
Why does everyone hate Nickelback?! I'm so confused! Is this a running joke I missed or something??
Dear everyone ,
The world is a great place, but media shows it as cruel and horrible, not caring and restoring
Dear 14 year old me,
I'm turning 18 in five months. I know you thought you'd starve yourself to death or O.D before you made it to 16, but we're still here.
Dear laundry detergent commercials,
It would be nice to know if your product can wash out blood stains.
Dear teacher who always holds us over,
Please know that we do not care that we have twenty seconds of class left
Dear Disney,
Please stop with all the Tinkerbell stuff. The original character was not a good role model. In fact, she was vain and kind of a bitch.
Dear boy who stood up for me when I was getting bullied in 5th grade,
Bro, what happened?
Dear 2010's,
By now, I thought we'd have flying cars, personal robots, and a cure for cancer. What a disappointment you have been.
Dear Guy in my building,
Please don't glare at me when I open the building "only" two minutes early. Next time, don't be wearing shorts in a snow storm maybe?
Dear Canadians,
My heart goes out to you all.
Dear companies,
If you are so keen on saving the environment, please stop sending me things I never asked for and don't even read.
Dear parents,
Please realize that just because you weren't here when I did my chores, and therefore didn't see me do them, it doesn't mean I didn't do them, and just because I missed a few spots on the floor while sweeping doesn't mean I didn't sweep.
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