Dear people who want pigs to fly one day,
Please be careful what you wish for.
Sincerely, look how bad it is when we get pooped on by birds
Dear popular people,
If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you?
Sincerely, common sense
Dear Mysterious scar that I've always had,
Did I defeat a dark lord when I was a baby?
Sincerely, learning spells just in case.
Ohhhh I'm telling Mom!!!
Sincerely, Extra-Virgin Olive Oil