The cool kids don't ride kangaroos to school, they ride emus
Sincerely, an Aussie kid
Dear Blind people,
Why do you walk your dogs soo much.
What if oxygen was poisonous but it took 75-100 years to kill us?
Sincerely, Have fun with that
Dear Internet Explorer,
Please stop asking to be my default browser.... your just not the one for me
Sincerely, the entire web using population
Dear girl who says she is the most popular person in the school,
Are you sure? I didn't know who you were until yesterday.
Sincerely, and I've been going here for 3 years
Dear Romance movies,
STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD
Dear English, Irish, and Australian,
Your accents are wonderful.
Sincerely, but mostly the Irish
Please synchronize with my music...
Dear good friend,
Just because your boobs are glorious, doesn't mean any interaction from the opposite sex is directed towards them.
Sincerely, lets not make the your defining feature
Dear Valentine's Day,
Actually, violets are purple.
Sincerely, Roses are red...
Please know I love you and miss you, no matter how far away you are.
Sincerely, lonely but not alone
The girl you called fat? She's comfortable with how she looks and weighs. The girl you tripped? Convinced all of her friends that you're a total jerk. The girl you called ugly? She doesn't care what you think. The girl you made fun of because she had a lot of scars? She made you listen for an hour about how she got all of them. The girl you made fun of because he was crying? She punched you right in the face. Me? Yeah, that was all me.
Sincerely, some one who is comfortable with themselves
Please consider dating the boy who threatened to castrate his friend unless he treats you well BEFORE you consider dating that friend!
Sincerely, Mom who loves you
Three years ago, I had surgery on both legs to attempt to correct plantar fasciitis. Yesterday, I ran a half marathon.
Sincerely, You can do anything.