Please stop making my skirt ride up. I really don't want the whole campus to see my underwear.
Sincerely, but the guy behind me really enjoyed the view, thanks....
Dear kraft mac n cheese box,
Sincerely, girl who just shredded you because she couldn't open it
Dear Girl at the gym,
Please stop screaming every 5 minutes. It is really hard to concentrate on my workout when you scream so loud and often.
Sincerely, I just want to work out in peace with my music, not your screaming
Please, if you like us, tell us. DEAR GOD, JUST TELL US! PLEASE!
Dear people saying no ones going to look at a girls shoulders and say "damn girl nice shoulder",
That rule in school is so you don't wear shoulderless shirts. Because some guys will see that,and pull your shirt down to get a good look.
Sincerely, someone who has seen it happen before.
Dear cheddar goldfish,
Please stop being so addicting.
Sincerely, my after school snack nearly turned into dinner
Dear rude customer,
It is my job to make your meal as enjoyable as possible. It is not, however, my job to tolerate homophobic insults.
Sincerely, the gay waiter
I have poured my heart and soul into working hard at school. I had to make new friends, deal with feeling alone, and balancing school work with sports. I think 4 B's (lowest is 86) and 2 A's is pretty decent
Sincerely, your daughter who is happy with her grades, you should be too
I am tired of being constricted by what other people think is possible.
Sincerely, a frustrated human
Dear 5 hour plane flight I'm on tonight,
Please, please, please don't put a screaming child behind me.
Sincerely, girl taking a red-eye home
All I want for Christmas is a scholarship to my dream school.
Sincerely, someone who's been good this year (and all 4 years of high school)
Dear "I'm now my bully's boss",
Why did you hire the person that bullied you in the first place? I wouldn't want the people that tormented me throughout my life to be working in the same place I was...
Sincerely, Scarred for life due to bullying
Please stop shoving all this crap about weight down my throat. It's killing me.
Sincerely, the "perfect" girl with an eating disorder
Dear New Guy Friend,
Please forgive me for acting weird. I'm just trying to get over my crush on you because I'd rather be your friend than make you feel awkward.
Sincerely, Your New Gay Guy Friend