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Dear people who complained about the white Coke cans looking too much like Diet Coke cans,
Please accept our sincerest apologies. Its so much more important that Coca-Cola should cater to your needs instead of donating millions of dollars to help save the polar bears. You're right.
Dear girls,
Actually, we put the "XY" in the people you find sexy.
Dear people I know who see me at the movies and ask me what I'm doing,
Giving birth.
Dear pants making companies,
Please stop making fake pockets.
Dear 6'2" boyfriend,
You realize I can hear your heartbeat when we hug, right? That means I can hear how fast its beating after we kiss, too.
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