If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarhea, does that mean 1 out of 5 enjoy it?
Dear male part in Baby It's Cold Outside,
THE LADY SAID NO!
Sincerely, Draco Malfoy
Please stop covering yourselves in icing. You're beautiful just the way you are.
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. we've been expecting you.