Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Sincerely, you're angry and I get the best of both worlds. Have fun with that.
Please stop telling me that one box of your Mac and cheese has three servings in it.
Sincerely, I seriously eat one box by myself. . .
Stay. Don't freaking leave me, I'm not ready for school.
Sincerely, Every Student
Dear Insomniac of a Neighbor,
Why in God's name do you think it's a good idea to mow your lawn at 1 am?
Sincerely, Tired and Grumpy Resident.
Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Sincerely, sick of being mistaken for a pot head