No, you don't wish you were as skinny as me. Please never say that again.
Sincerely, your friend recovering from anorexia who loves you too much to ever wish it upon you.
Dear people asking me how many fingers they're holding up,
Please stop. Just because I have my glasses off and everything is really blurry, doesn't mean I can't see how many damn fingers you're holding up.
Sincerely, sick of being asked
Please stop picking on me to answer a question when I haven't got my hand up; I had it down for a reason.
Sincerely, fed up of feeling stupid when I get the answer wrong
Dear 4 year old cousin,
Thank you for running up to me and giving me the biggest hug when you saw me.
Sincerely, it's nice to know that someone loves to see me that much