Please don't back up into your meat grinders.
Sincerely, you might get a little behind in your work.
Please stop exacting revenge because I didn't give you a baby
Sincerely, girl in som serious pain
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Sincerely, feeling more comfortable in my own skin
Please stop complaining about grading all our work.
Sincerely, you assigned it.