Dear Fellow Classmates,
Please realize that I'm not gay because I'm in marching band, I'm gay because I prefer men over women.
Sincerely, I still have more sex than you.
Dear, Waiter @ Apple Bee's,
Thank you for singing material girl when it came on the radio you officially made my night
Sincerely, amused costumer
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but no one needs to watch movies that loudly at three thirty in the morning.
Sincerely, Now that I'm awake, can I come watch Hitch with you?
Dear guy in the corvette who almost hit me while i was running,
Please enjoy the water bottle i threw at you
Sincerely, learn what a stop sign means
Dear freshman French teacher,
Thanks for teaching me English grammar in order to learn French. I didn't get a chance to learn it before
Sincerely, multilingual public school kid
When I named you Baggins I never thought you'd actually live up to the name
Sincerely, you died after I watched the Lord of the Rings movies for the first time
Dear "Long distance relationships don't work",
Please don't say that in front of military girlfriends/boyfriends, fiances, and spouses.
Sincerely, They deserve support not ridicule.
Please consider pursuing a career in pest control.
Please quit staring and gaping at me when I eat something healthy. I'm very fond of fruits and veggies, and have been since I was a kid.
Sincerely, Just because I'm overweight doesn't mean I don't practice healthy eating.
Dear people who say that girls have to 'earn respect by not being sluts',
Please just stop. Girls, just like everyone else, deserve respect no matter how they want to dress. Who they sleep with is their choice, not yours. No deserves to feel like a lower life form because they get laid more often then YOU think is right or good or 'normal.'
Sincerely, tired of slut-shaming and victim-blaming
Dear man on the street,
Please reconsider the claim that you're "making my day" by spewing sexist slurs as I pass. I am worth so much more than my body. I am beauty, I am ancestry, I am faults and flaws and hunger. I am both woman and person, and I am not here for your pleasure.
Dear Rude people,
Please realize that you are being a bully when you make fun of someone for not knowing something (History, Geography Etc). How can someone know those things without being taught it at some point? You are the reason some people are afraid to ask questions
Sincerely, embarrassed to ask questions
The "E" in Chuck E Cheese stands for entertainment.
Sincerely, Thank you google
Dear talent show contestants below the age of 7,
You try to convince the world you're cute and all, singing/dancing your little hearts out, but all I see is a another life down the drain of money, fame and greed. Plus, you're far too young to handle the stress of fame, and it's a gruesome shame your parents don't realize that.
Sincerely, annoyed by seeing life's destroyed that young, and annoyed by anyone who calls it cute.