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Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Dear coworker,
I believe you, but if you're going to cheat on your diet with a piece of chocolate, do not do so in the bathroom.
Dear autocorrect,
I never type the word orgasm in an email. Ever.
Dear best friend,
Don't worry about your Prince Charming, I've taken care of that.
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
Dear Prince Charming,
I changed my mind, I'm going back to sleep.
Dear men obsessed with blowjobs,
What's so intriguing about putting a very sensitive part of your anatomy into a cavity with teeth?
Dear Disney,
Please change your font
Dear Who,
Please stop these shenanigans. Just come inside already.
Dear Mom,
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
Dear boyfriend I now live with,
You can't talk to me through the bathroom door.
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Thank you for teaching me that anacondas like bread.
Dear idiot,
Really? You literally just said "I don't know any people with X chromosomes who play XBox"? You do realize that every single person on the planet has at least one X chromosome, right? It's actually essential to life/
Dear hair,
Behave, or you will be put up for wig adoption.
Dear science teacher,
Please realize that it makes it super awkward when you teach us about the human reproductive system.
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