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Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
YOUR EX!
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear world,
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear patients,
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Dear Frienzoned,
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Magic
Dear glasses,
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Dear Cinderella,
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Dear reality,
Unless you learn some tricks from the books I read, I refuse to spend more time with you.
Dear mom,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
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