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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear mama and daddy,
What's that? You were thinking that tonight you wanted to practice making me a little sibling? Sounds like the perfect time to sleep between you. PERPENDICULARLY.
Dear world,
Can't touch this.
Dear Bass,
I'm so depressed. Why don't people like me anymore?
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Not likely.
Dear sex ed teachers,
Yeah... As it turns out, abstinence is only 99.98% effective.
Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.
Dear Guy Eating Doritos In Class,
Please stop. I like Doritos as much as the next guy but the moaning noise is a bit unnecessary.
Dear automatic toilet,
Please stop flushing
Dear lady at walmart,
Please don't assume I know about condoms just because I am college age.
Dear English Teacher,
The curtains and sky are blue because blue is my favorite color.
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
Please explain to me how and why you adopted Harry Potter while I was at work... And how Dombledor approved of it.
Dear Mom,
How am I going to pick a college major, if every time I decide on one, you tell me how horrible that job is going to be?
Dear Memories,
I had something to tell you, but I just can't remember.
Dear pirates who kidnapped me for ransom,
Please know I enjoyed my time with you, am glad you took my advice of more than doubling my ransom (what you demanded hardly matched my worth), respect you for holding up your bargain upon being paid the aforementioned ransom, and hope there are no hard feelings with me honoring my promise to return to execute each and every one of you
Dear sweaters,
Why must you all be "dry flat only"?! There are no more flat surfaces in my apartment!
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