Sincerely, sheltered private schooled kid.
Oh, the whore-or!
Sincerely, get it?
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Sincerely, just had a heart attack.
Dear little sister who rides horses,
I'm more of a "save a horse, ride a cowboy" kind of girl.
Sincerely, your male instructor is very hot!
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. We've been expecting you.
We wore our pants like that first!
Sincerely, a very angry plumber.
It's 'cuz I'm black, isn't it?
Sincerely, a neglected blackboard.
Please respond when I answer the phone and say "Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?"
Dear general population,
When I said, "How stupid can you be?" - it wasn't meant as a challenge.
Looking for intelligent life?
Sincerely, don't check my house!
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
Sincerely, self aware muffin.
Please, please, please, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT let this thing fall down on me.
Sincerely, wearing a strapless dress.
Dear jerk who prank called me at 2am,
I hope you don't mind that I put your number all over the internet.
Sincerely, doesn't do "forgiveness" well.
Dear people who complain about their classmates,
Today my friend asked our high school class: What does Plankton sing in response to Spongebob's F.U.N. song? Every single person- girl and guy- broke out into song. We sang the whole thing (Spongebob's and Plankton's parts) and our teacher just sat there and smiled.
Sincerely, so glad I go to this school.