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Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Um...
Dear parents,
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Dear Men Chasing me,
Please,contin- oh wait. There are none of you.
Dear Snuggies,
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot...
Dear boogers,
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Dear Newton,
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Dear "Be serious!",
No thanks.
Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Dear Switch,
Baby, you could turn me on all night.
Dear Facebook users,
Please remember that hash tags are for TWITTER.
Dear cat,
Please don't bang on the door to be let in at midnight when I'm all alone in the house
Dear tall people,
Yes, I know I'm short, yes, I know you find it funny, but STOP USING MY HEAD AS AN ARMREST!
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