Don't worry--gravity works! I was just making sure we didn't all drift off into space.
Sincerely, Girl who just faceplanted in the middle of a busy hallway.
Are you wayward?
Sincerely, carry on.
Dear normally polite well-mannered 5-year-old daughter,
You choose NOW to demonstrate your list of naughty words, scream and cry at the top of your lungs over a perceived slight and make unreasonable demands? Now? While mommy and daddy's friends are over?
Sincerely, Of course it's right now and - Oh look. There are the In-Laws.
Dear equestrian friend,
I don't think the expression "if you fall off, get back on the horse" was meant to be taken so literately and immediately.
Sincerely, we should probably go the hosptial.....
Headphones save lives.
Sincerely, the one who is going to scream if she hears another Bieber song.
Please don't eat your cereal. Also, why do they make dog food and cereal the same consistency?
Dear people complaining about today's music,
At least we don't live in a world where the entire music industry is dominated by a bunch of talking chipmunks
Dear mom of four,
Please do not hold your kids' heads under water in the pool. I didn't realize parents had to be told this.
Sincerely, the concerned lifeguard.
Dear makers of feminine products,
Just because you started make the boxes/products in pretty colors, doesn't mean I'm going to feel more comfortable about them and prance around showing them off to everyone I meet.
Sincerely, Realistic girl who's not going to pay more for "Totally Teen" *Sparkle Sparkle*
Dear spanish/mexican/dominican republic,
Please first of all shut up. you are noisy. stop coming into an other wise quiet, clothing store, making all the noise you can talking to each other incessantly over the racks, your kids are screaming and look..you made a mess out of the rack, have you no respect for anyone or anything, when you all finally left the store was thankfully brought back to some quiet dignity. Please stay in your own shopping area where everyone is like you.
Sincerely, irritated shopper.
Please, no matter how horrible your life may be right now, don't kill yourself. Suicide doesn't end the bad things, it just eliminates the possibility of things ever getting better.
Sincerely, I love you all, even if I've never met you, and you will do great things someday
Dear other woman in the restroom,
Please stop harassing me about not washing my hands. I am allergic to an ingredient that found in most soaps.
Sincerely, the look you're giving me is dirtier than my hands may be.
Dear Black People,
Please stop using Facebook, as they allow white racists to post death pictures of our black children that were murdered by white race soldiers, never closing their accounts or doing anything about it.
Sincerely, A mother that sympathizes with the parents of Trevon Martin, Michael Brown, Jordan Davis and so many
Don't yell at me for dating a "bad boy" when you convinced me when I was little that boys are only jerks because they "liked me".
Sincerely, your confused daughter