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Dear kid tripping over his pants,
Did a famous rapper die and you have to wear your pants at half-mast?
Dear relatives,
Please stop telling me, "you're next" at weddings.
Dear girl wearing a white dress to prom,
I am taking you to prom and not to the alter, right?
Dear Harry,
It's a good thing we're not related, because your name would be Harry Longbottom.
Dear World,
They say good men are hard to find.
Dear women who like "a man in uniform",
Does my black and white, striped uniform turn you on?
Dear neighbor,
I'm not getting laid right now! You have such a dirty mind...
Dear Snooki,
Get back to work!
Dear America,
We used to be unicorns before we started eating fast food. Consider yourself warned...
Dear college scholarships,
Gingers are minorities.
Dear freezer,
You make me so hard.
Dear chemistry teacher,
We weren't cheating! We were covalently bonding our answers...
Dear calculus,
Please limit yourself.
Dear world,
If at first you do not succeed, then you are not me.
Dear peoplewhotalklikethisallthetime,
Can you not find the spacebar?
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