Dear Google Search,
I typed in, "Why can't I..." and you filled in, "...own a Canadian.".
Sincerely, just made my day.
Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.
Sincerely, 6-year-old daughter.
Dear Sex Ed Teacher,
You just made Sex Ed my favorite course.
Sincerely, just stuck your whole arm in a condom to show that no guy can lie that the condom 'doesn't fit.'
Dear illegal Mexican immigrants,
Thank you for distracting the Americans from the other border...
Sincerely, illegal Canadian immigrant
Thank you for making my breath visible.
Sincerely, I LOOK LIKE A DRAGON!
Dear Lady at the park,
When you asked me if the baby was my sister, and I said no the look on your face was priceless!
Sincerely, 11 year old baby-sitting her cousin
Dear Optimist Pessimist and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
Sincerely, the Opportunist
Dear Spongebob creators,
A squirrel in a space suit, a snail that meows, and a crab with a whale as a daughter
Sincerely, you guys were high
Dear Mr. Weasely,
The exact function of a rubber duck is a bath time companion or toy.
You're tall. I'm short. I will periodically ask you to grab something from the top shelf.
Sincerely, you're the one who suggested I stop climbing on the counters
Dear Trix Rabbit,
We can team up and destroy those nosy kids once and for all. And then we'll have our cereal all to ourselves.
Sincerely, Lucky the Leprechaun
Dear creative writing class,
I'm glad you found all that symbolism in my poem. I was pretty sure I was just writing about a mountain lake.
Sincerely, didn't realize I was that deep.
Dear people who live on the second floor,
I know I'm easy, but that doesn't mean you have to constantly use me.
Dear 7 year old brother,
Please continue to hop away like a bunny when I told you to 'hop off' because I was in a bad mood. You made my day.
Sincerely, Amused older sister.