Please don't back up into your meat grinders.
Sincerely, you might get a little behind in your work.
Dear Star Wars fans,
What if the Indiana Jones stories are really Han Solo's dreams when he is frozen in Carbonite?
Dear boyfriend ,
Thanks for persuading everybody at the costume part that mine was the best because I was obviously Waldo and couldn't be found
Sincerely, miserably sick at home
Please stop exacting revenge because I didn't give you a baby
Sincerely, girl in som serious pain
Dear Republican Party,
You've got plenty of candidates that can beat Hillary. Jeb Bush is not one of them. Please, nominate somebody who can actually win.
Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Sincerely, my dress is ruined and I am sure I have parsley stuck in my teeth.
It's called a sports bra
Sincerely, my boobs are the same size as yesterday
We like sandwiches too!
Dear Jobs I applied for,
Please think about getting back to me sooner. I found a better job while waiting, and 3 months is a dang long time to wait to hear that I wasn't accepted.
Sincerely, I hope you go out of business
Dear men who use public restrooms,
Please learn to freakin aim
Sincerely, a part time employee sick of cleaning your pee off the floor
Bowties are cool.
Sincerely, The Doctor
Dear certain Americans,
Please can we have a civil conversation about gun laws and statistics without you using "Second Amendment" as your only argument? This is a really important topic, please don't shrug it off because of how it might affect you.
Sincerely, we aren't trying to remove firearms, only make ownership safer.
Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Sincerely, your Christian coworker who is willing to live and let live.
Dear pro life,
Please focus on reforming our adoption and fostercare system or on assistance programs to young and poor mothers before suggesting those as viable alternatives.
Sincerely, pro choices