Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Sincerely, waiting to take your order because I'm dying to know more about this Paul character.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Sincerely, you had me fooled
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Sincerely, under your pillow?
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Sincerely, dentists and orthodontists
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Sincerely, sleeping bag making company…
Dear friend-zoned friend who just asked if we are now more than friends,
Sincerely, 'cause we're now BEST of friends.
Please tell me what Chuck E. Cheese's middle name is
Sincerely, one curious kid since 5 years old
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Sincerely, she would have been eaten as soon as she hit puberty
Saying "yo mama is so stupid she only had stupid children" does not work with you
Sincerely, you're little sister