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Dear Calculus,
If I can't have an imaginary friend, you can't have imaginary numbers.
Dear bed,
I really can't stay.
Dear smokers,
If you blow smoke in my face, don't act surprised if I spray Febreeze in yours...
Dear headache,
I know what your trying to tell me...
Dear person who overheard my conversation,
I am not racist. I was talking about jelly beans.
Dear airplane passengers ,
You won't see London and you won't see France until we see your underpants
Dear obnoxious French teacher,
Putting the clock in the back of the room just means your students will have severe neck pains.
Dear tampon and pad comercials,
Okay, so, mine's not blue.
Dear Hollywood,
There are tons of books I hate. Make movies about them?
Dear Mary Poppins,
How do you get a bird to land on your finger and sing? I've been trying for years.
Dear spider on the bathroom wall,
Is this awkward for you? ...because it's awkward for me.
Dear pet dog of mine,
No, I answer the door, not you. You want to know why? Because I have opposable thumbs.
Dear "are you pregnant?",
NO! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
Dear health teacher,
How does it feel to know that the kids in your class know more about having sex, Illegal drugs and alcohol than you do?
Dear cellphones,
Thanks for ruining the fun of pushing people into pools.
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