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Dear people,
Please stop attacking me with your faces. It hurts.
Dear Sister,
Saying "You're the ugliest person I know." really doesn't work with you.
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Dear people who tell me I'm short,
No shit.
Dear Peter-Freaking-Pan,
We have the same middle name. Let's be friends!
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear girls,
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Dear world,
I don't find Waldo. Waldo finds ME.
Dear world,
Please tell me what Chuck E. Cheese's middle name is
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Dear Michael Jackson,
I don't think Annie's okay.
Dear person reading this,
Turn to page 394.
Dear neighbor,
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
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