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Dear curious people,
Yeah, I do shampoo it... condition too.
Dear mother starting to date again,
When did the parenting roles get reversed?
Dear boy who asked me why I wear a bra because I have nothing to put in it,
Well, you wear pants don't you?
Dear Will. I. Am,
When you die, will your name be Will. He. Was?
Dear underage girls taking pictures with beer cans,
Surprise!
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles,
Do your job!
Dear vegetarians,
My food craps on your food.
Dear dad that started cooking bacon while I'm still in bed at 10:00 on Saturday morning,
Well played...
Dear Prince Charming,
Why did you kiss Snow White if you thought she was dead?
Dear Lady Gaga,
My dresses are still way cooler than yours.
Dear Mom,
If my friends jumped off a bridge it would be because I jumped first.
Dear people who freak out about looks,
We all know it's whats on the inside that counts.
Dear parents,
When I said I was going to write a novel, I wasn't joking...
Dear college,
I really am giving up my first born child to attend you.
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