Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to go down on you. And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough for you to start enjoying it, then I'm going to come back up and screw you, big time.
Sincerely, Fuel Prices
What the hell is Gatorade??
Sincerely, a confused Irish girl
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Sincerely, one of the gays.
Dear guys of the world,
Do you not realize that a tailored suit is one of THE most attractive things you could wear?
Sincerely, that was the sound of my throwing my panties across the room
Dear Fall Out Boy,
What did I do in the dark that your songs know about?
Dear honey bunches of oats commercial ,
I dont think if I went up to a strangers house with a bowl of cereal they would eat it..
Sincerely, but hey! It is delicious
I fell in love with you the second you bought me chili cheese fries for breakfast.
Sincerely, your girlfriend
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Sincerely, read more carefully next time
Dear friend complaining that I put you in the "friend zone",
Please don't blame me for not being attracted to you in that way.
Sincerely, don't let this come between us
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Sincerely, 13 and still upset that my magical powers have not been acknowledged
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Sincerely, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear Indiana Jones theme song,,
Thanks for making studying for biology that much more epic.
Sincerely, A, here I come!
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Sincerely, yes those are my pads and thanks for sharing them with the world