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Dear joke I heard two years ago,
I finally got it
Dear milkshakes,
Please follow through with your promise.
Dear Porn Ads,
I should not have clicked that. I definitely should not have clicked that.
Dear men with ED,
I would love to have a hard time with you.
Dear body,
Please quit being such a jerk.
Dear new 20 year olds,
Congratulations!!! You just surpassed teen pregnancy!
Dear Bella Swan,
I've met bread more interesting than you.
Dear habitual hashtaggers,
You don't need to hashtag every word you say, just write a normal complete sentence.
Dear people that walk too damn slow,
Please remember natural selection will catch up to you one day
Dear "Are you in a relationship?",
Do my relationships with fictional characters, celebrities, and/or food count?
Dear Girl across the library,
Please If I can hear your music from several tables away, I feel sorry for your ears.
Dear Indian people,
It's kinda funny to hear you say that you're not attracted to Asians. Do you know where you come from?!?! lol
Dear Human,
You made a mistake in buying me. I will now take control of your life until the day I die. For if you do anything out of line of what I want from you, I can sink my ever-so-sharp teeth into your neck at full force in the dead of night when you're dreaming about how you wish you could have had a dog instead.
Dear Jewish mom and Catholic Dad,
This is awesome!
Dear Husband,
I love that you're willing and capable of cooking for me...but please reconsider the thought process, "I'm going to put everything my wife finds impalatable into one dish so she HAS to eat it!"
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