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Dear Pot Dealers,
Thank You for supporting home cooked meals. Also, I broke my last pot.
Dear people that write "bestfriend",
Hello. My name is Señor Spacebar. You killed proper syntax.
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Dear Geometry Student,
Please try this problem again. I'm pretty sure none of my sides measure -39 units.
Dear Stacy,
Your mom has got it goin' on.
Dear world,
When did "suck" and "blow" start meaning the same thing?
Dear winter,
Please stop being such an attention who*e and let me have my time to shine
Dear Star Wars fans,
A suggestion: Next time you got to an airport, cover your luggage so that it shows a picture of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Then when TSA asks to take your luggage, you know what to say.
Dear Internet,
Please give me my life back.
Dear girl who thinks she knows all about Harry Potter,
His name is Ron not Don.
Dear roommate having sex in our room while I'm trying to sleep,
have you no shame?
Dear World,
In the next 100 years, the word 'politician' will become one of the most offensive insults ever.
Dear boy,
If I had to choose between eating pizza and cuddling with you, I would choose cuddling with you.
Dear Peanut Butter,
I was going to say yes to your proposal, but I've been hearing some rumors about you and Jam...
Dear chemistry teacher,
If the dress code says we have to keep our boobs covered, you should have to, also.
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