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Dear ex boyfriend who gave my number out to people for "free sex",
That's alright, I have your iTunes password ;)
Dear mean girls,
It's not that I hate you....I just hope you start your next period in a shark tank.
Dear 5 year old brother,
Yes, the sun is made up of lots of gasses. ...No, it's not a gigantic fart.
Dear Chicken and the Egg,
Does it really matter who came first? Because I win anyway.
Dear Kay Jewelers,
Every kiss does NOT begin with K.
Dear Jersey Shore,
If I wanted to watch talking carrots I would've watched Veggie Tales.
Dear my poor innocent puppy,
Sorry about my dad lifting you up in the air and singing the circle of life
Dear Math Teacher,
Please stop playing the Titanic theme song during our tests
Dear horses,
Please stop helping.
Dear Pocket,
You've managed to unlock my iPhone and beat my high score on temple run.
Dear erotic novels,
what part is considered the climax of the story?
Dear toilet paper,
Please stop complaining that you have the worst job. I don't want to argue with you about this anymore.
Dear 9 year old male cousin,
Tampons aren't really bottle rockets, I lied to you when you asked.
Dear high schoolers,
You know how you hate those annoying twelve-yr-olds trying to be cool? That's how we feel about you.
Dear Science Major Roomate,
No, the Nucleus dissolves into Chromosomes during Prophase. I sometimes read your textbook when I get bored.
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