You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Sincerely, That Time of the Month
If mary had jesus, and jesus is the lamb of god does that mean that mary had a little lamb
Sincerely, my mind was just blown
Have you considered getting glasses?
Sincerely, the thing you're looking for is right in front of you.
Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
We should team up sometime
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Sincerely, a Hufflepuff
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
Sincerely, Nearly-traumatized employee
I wish you weighed a less so that our lion king renditions looked a little more dramatic.
Sincerely, this wasn't supposed to be a comedy.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Dear People who tell me I look nothing like my twin,
Well, she's girl.
Sincerely, I'm a boy....
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Sincerely, Trust me, I don't want to be your friend either
Dear Postal industry,
Sincerely, the college admissions process