Dear curious people,
My identical twin sister and I attempted to go into each others class posing as the other because I hated that class but she loved it, and vice versa. We were anxious and feared getting caught, but tried it anyways. Upon arrival, I went to her seat and tried to not seem nervous. But today we had a sub, so I wasn't so scared anymore. When the sub took attendance, she called my sisters name, and I responded. The sub looked at me and said I wasn't her.
Sincerely, the sub that day was our mom.
Dear ramdom girl in my math class,
"Umm, he's my twin brother..."
Sincerely, "You two make such a cute couple!"
Damn right I'm good in bed
Sincerely, I can sleep for days
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Found you, bitch.
Sincerely, good at math
Dear menstrual cycle monthly,
I would like to unsubscribe from you.
Dear "aren't you a little old to be a Girl Scout?",
Yes. yes I am.
Sincerely, Now would you like a box of thin mints or not?
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Sincerely, a guy who said something stupid and got his eyebrows plucked by force
You should've seen your face!
Sincerely, tiny girl with a big gun
Please don't get your hopes up too high. They'll never keep their promises.
Seriously what did I do to piss you off
Sincerely, still can't get a girlfriend
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Sincerely, the girl who's terrified to go alone
Please stop being such an attention who*e and let me have my time to shine
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit