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Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
YOUR EX!
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear world,
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Dear patients,
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Magic
Dear friend-zoned friend who just asked if we are now more than friends,
Yes.
Dear world,
Please tell me what Chuck E. Cheese's middle name is
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Dear brother,
Saying "yo mama is so stupid she only had stupid children" does not work with you
Dear 2014,
Is this the year that pop artists suddenly went through an ass-craze?
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