Please stop with the German jokes.
Sincerely, they're the wurst.
Sincerely, initials of BS
Please keep trying to catch the fog. Really.
Sincerely, it's funny when you mist.
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Sincerely, The Next Female Jedi.
Please slow down! Do you want to get us killed!?
Sincerely, The Sloths
Dear Newly Rescued Dog,
You are not a goat. Stop chewing on everything.
Sincerely, You're really not a goat
What color do you turn when you're angry?
Please stop asking why girls go to the bathroom together Hermione went and got attacked by a troll
Sincerely, playin it safe
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Sincerely, you smell like a damn dumpster and I hate you
How is it we make the freaking toys,but you get all the credit?
Sincerely, The Elves
Dear Taylor Swift,
Can you just stop talking about your relationship for at least five minutes.
Sincerely, the world who knows that you are never ever like ever getting back together.
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
Dear Slow Drivers on the Highway During Rush Hour,
I have a special place reserved for you.
What happened? You used to be cool...
Sincerely, Person who hates heat