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Dear Readers,
Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to go down on you. And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough for you to start enjoying it, then I'm going to come back up and screw you, big time.
Dear Americans,
What the hell is Gatorade??
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Dear guys of the world,
Do you not realize that a tailored suit is one of THE most attractive things you could wear?
Dear Fall Out Boy,
What did I do in the dark that your songs know about?
Dear honey bunches of oats commercial ,
I dont think if I went up to a strangers house with a bowl of cereal they would eat it..
Dear girlfriend,
I fell in love with you the second you bought me chili cheese fries for breakfast.
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Dear friend complaining that I put you in the "friend zone",
Please don't blame me for not being attracted to you in that way.
Dear Hogwarts,
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Dear Gandalf,
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear Indiana Jones theme song,,
Thanks for making studying for biology that much more epic.
Dear guy,
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Dear food retailers,
If you want us to eat healthy, stop making junk food so cheap and healthy food so expensive.
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