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Dear Chicken and the Egg,
Does it really matter who came first? Because I win anyway.
Dear human,
I will not apologize for being an asshole to you.
Dear Voldemort,
You should have put one of your Horcruxes into my ex-boyfriend's ego.
Dear science nerds,
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs. What does the bartender say?
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Dear those who believe you only live once,
Oh really? Well then we'll see about that...
Dear toilet paper,
Please stop complaining that you have the worst job. I don't want to argue with you about this anymore.
Dear toys,
Was it awkward when Andy was getting dressed?
Dear P.E Teacher,
I am DEFINITELY allergic to sports...
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...
Dear construction,
Please let me thank you personally for adding ten minutes to my walk to class this morning
Dear House,
Alright, she's scared. You can start with the noises now.
Dear world,
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
Dear Tuesday,
Could you please take my place? People don't like me being first.
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