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Dear egg,
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Dear world,
If mary had jesus, and jesus is the lamb of god does that mean that mary had a little lamb
Dear Dora,
Have you considered getting glasses?
Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
Dear Ghostbusters,
We should team up sometime
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
YOUR EX!
Dear world,
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Dear customer,
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
Dear Dog,
I wish you weighed a less so that our lion king renditions looked a little more dramatic.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear People who tell me I look nothing like my twin,
Well, she's girl.
Dear Frienzoned,
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Dear Postal industry,
You're welcome.
Dear patients,
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
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