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Dear Harry Potter,
We have a colorless, odorless liquid that makes people tell the truth too. Except we don't call it Veritaserum, we call it Vodka.
Dear Guys,
What do you call guys who make jokes about women belonging in the kitchen?
Dear Harry,
Of course you can have my blessing for marrying Ginny, on one condition. First, you MUST tell me what the function of a rubber duck is. I've been dying to find out.
Dear guy at my school,
Just because we had a similar idea doesn't give you the right to say "great minds think alike."
Dear Girls,
We like you for your brains. Not your bodies.
Dear girls who think it's cool to take pictures in their bathroom,
Seeing your toilet is not attractive.
Dear Dad,
I didn't know you were serious when you said you'd show him the guns...
Dear Philosophy Professor,
Thank you for making me laugh during my midterm exam.
Dear officer who asked me "How high are you?",
Your saying it wrong.
Dear teachers,
When we accidentally fall asleep or are daydreaming in class, there is no need to point a nerf gun at us...
Dear girl who says she likes bad boys,
Guess what? I went on Disney Channel.com WITHOUT my parents permission.
Dear science teacher,
Having an anonymous question box during the sex unit is just an invitation for us to compete to see who can make the classroom atmosphere the most uncomfortable.
Dear Virgin Mobile,
Irony.
Dear children of the next generation,
Please accept this early apology for all of your names
Dear guy at the gym,
Smooth.
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