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Dear boys,
Please come to my yard even though I can not make milk shakes
Dear guys who tell me they "like less makeup",
Please wear less makeup then.
Dear fork,
That wasn't very knife
Dear Anonymous,
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon.
Dear customer,
So you called in, over the phone, because you want to disuss issues with your account, but you don't want to talk about your account over the phone because it might not be secure?
Dear Meghan Trainor,
I have a list of demands too. Allow me to deliver them in song form.
Dear popular girl,
Please accept my apology for never appreciating you before.
Dear donut holes,
Please stop tricking me into thinking you're healthier than a whole donut because you are smaller... It doesn't count when I eat fifteen of you.
Dear girls everywhere,
I've scheduled the times I will visit. Most of these times are dates, dances, vacations, presentations, and, most importantly, those days when you decide to wear white pants.
Dear Everyone,
Please stop bullying people so that Disney and Nickelodeon can stop all those annoying commercials
Dear Mom and Dad,
Even Dora's parents let her explore the world with talking animals and a singing backpack, and I can't hang out with my friends after 12?
Dear people asking about my track event,
"Oh, so you jump over hurdles?"
Dear children's book illustrators,
Where does it say I'm an egg?
Dear relativists,
There' no such thing of absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure about that?
Dear roommate,
Who the hell stays up till 2 am studying math on a Friday night then wakes up at 7 am on a Saturday?
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