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Dear French teacher,
"It's a video of France in the modern world, France today." Yeah right.
Dear girls playing never have I ever,
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU DONE?!
Dear everyone,
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
Dear student who gets my Chemistry text book next year,
You're welcome.
Dear lady on the elliptical in front of me,
STOP FARTING!
Dear "which is worse: ignorance or apathy",
I don't know and I don't care.
Dear movie theater usher,
What do you mean my bag smells like fast food?
Dear MTV,
If you won't cancel Jersey Shore, then I will.
Dear alarm clocks,
We are far more effective than you at getting people out of bed.
Dear smart water,
Please is there a minimum intelligence level required to drink this?
Dear health class,
Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die.
Dear automatic toilet,
You scared the crap out of me!
Dear person trying to push a pull door,
AHAHAHAHAHA........oops.
Dear board games,
Sorry, I can't.
Dear Hollister,
It's so dark in here, I can't even read the price tag!
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