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Dear curious people,
My identical twin sister and I attempted to go into each others class posing as the other because I hated that class but she loved it, and vice versa. We were anxious and feared getting caught, but tried it anyways. Upon arrival, I went to her seat and tried to not seem nervous. But today we had a sub, so I wasn't so scared anymore. When the sub took attendance, she called my sisters name, and I responded. The sub looked at me and said I wasn't her.
Dear ramdom girl in my math class,
"Umm, he's my twin brother..."
Dear World,
Damn right I'm good in bed
Dear Americans,
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear x,
Found you, bitch.
Dear menstrual cycle monthly,
I would like to unsubscribe from you.
Dear "aren't you a little old to be a Girl Scout?",
Yes. yes I am.
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Dear burglars,
You should've seen your face!
Dear 2014,
Please don't get your hopes up too high. They'll never keep their promises.
Dear cupid,
Seriously what did I do to piss you off
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Dear winter,
Please stop being such an attention who*e and let me have my time to shine
Dear people,
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit
Dear unwanted leg hair,
Please stop trying to grow on us. There are lots of men out there who would love to have better beards, why don't you go grow on them!
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