Dear guy walking down the street,
What do you and Macy's have in common?
Sincerely, your pants are half off.
Dear buzz light year ,
Please teach me how to fall in style
Sincerely, just painfully fell down the stairs
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Sincerely, the Canadians that ride moose to school, and have pet polar bears waiting in their igloos.
Please don't kneed on my bladder when i have to pee.
Sincerely, Crazy Cat Lady
Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Sincerely, shhhh, shhhh, SHHHHH
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Sincerely, your adult kid.
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Sincerely, Not cool
Dear 'Annoyed Europeans',
We know that British people, French people and German people don't fit stereotypes. Consequently, not all Americans are idiots like you imply.
Sincerely, Annoyed Americans
Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Sincerely, I'm 15. The child is my niece.
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Sincerely, un observant girls everywhere
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Sincerely, a sickened brit
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Sincerely, your drug-free virgin daughter