Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Sincerely, I love you, sis :)
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Sincerely, turn into a zombie?
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
Dear Men Chasing me,
Please,contin- oh wait. There are none of you.
Sincerely, this just got really awkward for me.
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot...
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Sincerely, Kindergarten teacher.
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Sincerely, Third Law of Emotion
Dear "Be serious!",
Sincerely, last time I tried that a clown came at me with a razor.
Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Sincerely, Oh, so you aren't an English major? Oops
Baby, you could turn me on all night.
Dear Facebook users,
Please remember that hash tags are for TWITTER.
Sincerely, #really #freaking #annoyed
Please don't bang on the door to be let in at midnight when I'm all alone in the house
Sincerely, over-reactive imagination