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Dear Guys,
What do you call guys who make jokes about women belonging in the kitchen?
Dear Harry Potter,
We have a colorless, odorless liquid that makes people tell the truth too. Except we don't call it Veritaserum, we call it Vodka.
Dear officer who asked me "How high are you?",
Your saying it wrong.
Dear girl who says she likes bad boys,
Guess what? I went on Disney Channel.com WITHOUT my parents permission.
Dear girls who think it's cool to take pictures in their bathroom,
Seeing your toilet is not attractive.
Dear Philosophy Professor,
Thank you for making me laugh during my midterm exam.
Dear teachers,
When we accidentally fall asleep or are daydreaming in class, there is no need to point a nerf gun at us...
Dear science teacher,
Having an anonymous question box during the sex unit is just an invitation for us to compete to see who can make the classroom atmosphere the most uncomfortable.
Dear gangsta,
If your pants were up, you might have gotten away.
Dear Americans who say spongebob is Asian because he is yellow, can't drive and does karate,
Well Patrick is pink, fat, lazy and lives under a rock. He must be American.
Dear Virgin Mobile,
Irony.
Dear White people,
You all look the same too...
Dear guy at the gym,
Smooth.
Dear everyone who was in the Liberty Tree Mall at the time of my cartilage piercing,
I'm sorry.
Dear Boyfriend thinking he's going to do "No Shave November",
Of course I support you! As a matter of fact, I think I 'll do it with you!
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