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Dear world,
Please stop with the German jokes.
Dear math,
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Dear pigs,
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Dear friend,
Please keep trying to catch the fog. Really.
Dear Family.,
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Dear everyone,
Please don't make me come down there.
Dear Newly Rescued Dog,
You are not a goat. Stop chewing on everything.
Dear Smurfs,
What color do you turn when you're angry?
Dear Slow Drivers on the Highway During Rush Hour,
I have a special place reserved for you.
Dear boys,
Please stop asking why girls go to the bathroom together Hermione went and got attacked by a troll
Dear Mcdonalds,
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
Dear Elves,
Don't lie to us, we've all seen Rise of the Guardians. The Yetis do all the work.
Dear Taylor Swift,
Can you just stop talking about your relationship for at least five minutes.
Dear past me,
No, that is not a cute hairstyle.
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