Dear people who want flying cars,
That'd be cool, but you could probably only fly them in special areas, and you'd probably need special training, and specific fuel, and they'd probably be super expensive . . .
Sincerely, oh wait, PLANES.
Dear girls playing never have I ever,
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU DONE?!
Sincerely, totally scarred for life.
Dear French teacher,
"It's a video of France in the modern world, France today." Yeah right.
Sincerely, you're holding a VHS tape.
Dear student who gets my Chemistry text book next year,
Sincerely, "This book is the property of The Half Blood Prince".
Dear Stephen King,
You're a jerk.
Sincerely, scared to go to sleep.
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
Sincerely, no, not a stalker. Just the mailman.
Sincerely, I actually heard you. I'm just giving you a chance to change what you said.
Dear neighbor looking out the window at the wrong moment,
Well. This just got awkward.
Sincerely, dancing alone in the kitchen.
Thanks for being there for me when Pocket wasn't.
Sincerely, Cell Phone.
Dear person trying to push a pull door,
Sincerely, just tried to pull a push door.
Dear movie theater usher,
What do you mean my bag smells like fast food?
Sincerely, I have no idea what you're talking about...
Dear board games,
Sorry, I can't.
Sincerely, just saw Jumanji.
If you won't cancel Jersey Shore, then I will.
Sincerely, Hurricane Irene.
Dear smart water,
Please is there a minimum intelligence level required to drink this?
Sincerely, I can't open the lid.