Please stop with the German jokes.
Sincerely, they're the wurst.
Please don't ask me where your X is. She's not coming back.
Sincerely, and don't ask Y either.
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Please keep trying to catch the fog. Really.
Sincerely, it's funny when you mist.
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Sincerely, The Next Female Jedi.
Please don't make me come down there.
Dear Newly Rescued Dog,
You are not a goat. Stop chewing on everything.
Sincerely, You're really not a goat
What color do you turn when you're angry?
Dear Slow Drivers on the Highway During Rush Hour,
I have a special place reserved for you.
Please stop asking why girls go to the bathroom together Hermione went and got attacked by a troll
Sincerely, playin it safe
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Sincerely, It would be so funny to watch how people react!
Dear "Check your privilege",
Wait a second... Yup, it's still there. Now what?
Don't lie to us, we've all seen Rise of the Guardians. The Yetis do all the work.
Sincerely, people that know the truth.
Dear Taylor Swift,
Can you just stop talking about your relationship for at least five minutes.
Sincerely, the world who knows that you are never ever like ever getting back together.