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Dear Body,
Please tell me why you always complain your exhausted and then waste energy on stupid things we don't need?
Dear girl I like,
My finger slipped. I didn't mean to say "I think you're adora8ht895flhjdig759th02"
Dear teachers,
Please realize that when you say "due Friday", we hear "do Friday."
Dear Unicorns,
I thought you could fly.
Dear Heterosexuals,
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like homosexual people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Dear Self Defence Instructor,
No matter how much peril I am in, I am not going to "grab and rip" someone's groin.
Dear crush,
Roses are cool, violets are sub par, I know you don't love me......
Dear Reader,
I just realised 'mother of pearl' is called that because it comes from oyster shells. Literally the mother's of pearls.
Dear person talking shit in Swedish,
What makes you think you're the only Scandinave in America?
Dear People who say Storm Troopers can't hit anything,
Apparently you haven't seen Revenge of the Sith. Or your mom lately.
Dear Customer,
The fact that you made me make you a tea with not only whipped cream but marshmallows as well makes me feel both queasy and sad.
Dear Gun Toting Americans,
Please realise that everyone else is sick of you acting shocked every time there's a mass shooting.
Dear Reader,
I've had so many of these published I'm starting to think they're all written either me or like one guy I hate.
Dear Harry Potter,
I am the real saviour.
Dear underwire bra,
Please don't snap under pressure.
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