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Dear Internet users,
Buffering, yeah that was me.
Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
YOUR EX!
Dear Dora,
Have you considered getting glasses?
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Dear world,
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear world,
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear customer,
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear Dog,
I wish you weighed a less so that our lion king renditions looked a little more dramatic.
Dear patients,
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Dear Frienzoned,
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
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