Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Sincerely, a gal from the Middle Ages.
Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear man looking at me on the bus,
Just because I'm Muslim doesn't mean I have a bomb under my shirt,
Sincerely, I obviously have my AK-47 under there.
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Sincerely, Kindergarten teacher.
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Sincerely, turn into a zombie?
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Sincerely, Third Law of Emotion
Dear who ever said nothing's impossible ,
You Obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Sincerely, I think... I broke... My face...
Why couldn't I be born with pink hair?
Sincerely, an anime fan
Dear Mozzy the Cat,
Please feel free to sit on my face as a sign that it's time for your breakfast, I don't need to breathe anyway.
Sincerely, nothing like the smell of your arse first thing in the morning.
Baby, you could turn me on all night.
Dear Cherry turnover,
I'm not even hungry, but I know that if I don't eat you now I won't get any. So I'm just going to stuff my face now.
Sincerely, Experienced member of a large family