Dear guy sitting next to me,
I can see you cheating off my answers on the test
Sincerely, jokes on you, I didn't study either
Dear people that check behind the shower curtain for murderers,
what are you going to do when you find one?
Sincerely, I check with a baseball bat
Please rethink what you you just said.
Sincerely, "No dating until you're married"
Dear graham crackers,
Let's have a hot, sticky threesome with marshmallows.
Sincerely, Chocolate bars
We have your socks and shoes.
Sincerely, the nargles
Dear textbook word problems,
Please stop trying to make everything sound all diverse and all-inclusive. It's not working.
Sincerely, "LaToya, Heidi, Suzuki, Josefina and Joe went out for lunch..."
Please stop asking me when I'm going t get a boyfriend.
Sincerely, what happened to no dating until 30
Dear people staring at me,
Please stop. I have to wear this "school girl" outfit. I didn't choose to wear a plaid skirt and Oxford shirt. I go to a Christian Academy
Sincerely, no.. your dreams did not come true.
Don't worry babe, I still support you.
Dear Americans still waiting for their Hogwarts acceptance letters,
Please note that to get from Hogwarts to America, the owls have to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly, they all get lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Sincerely, geography's a jerk.
I'm sorry I shocked you on the nose! I was only trying to boop you!
Sincerely, Come back!!!
Dear Tampon thats just fell out of my bag,
So I couldn't find you earlier when I needed you. But you decide to make an appearance now?!? WHY?!
Sincerely, My crush is standing RIGHT THERE!
Dear idiot that jumped my back fence to take my new puppy,
I bet you didn't realize that I had a protection trained Rottweiler in my yard too.
Sincerely, I think you may need a new pair of pants.
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Sincerely, I am submitting this on February 3, 2013