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Dear urbandictionary.com,
Ohhhhhhh.
Dear Facebook,
Congratulations on becoming a verb!
Dear Halloween,
Oh, the whore-or!
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. We've been expecting you.
Dear internet,
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Dear NASA,
Looking for intelligent life?
Dear teachers,
It's 'cuz I'm black, isn't it?
Dear little sister who rides horses,
I'm more of a "save a horse, ride a cowboy" kind of girl.
Dear telemarketers,
Please respond when I answer the phone and say "Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?"
Dear cupcake,
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
Dear general population,
When I said, "How stupid can you be?" - it wasn't meant as a challenge.
Dear people who complain about their classmates,
Today my friend asked our high school class: What does Plankton sing in response to Spongebob's F.U.N. song? Every single person- girl and guy- broke out into song. We sang the whole thing (Spongebob's and Plankton's parts) and our teacher just sat there and smiled.
Dear pyros of the world,
Ignite!
Dear teenagers,
We wore our pants like that first!
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