So come on and let me know...SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?
Sincerely, Great Britain
Dear health product companies,
Please consider using more distinctive package designs. The anti-itch cream tube looks a lot like the toothpaste tube, and I'd already taken off my glasses to wash my face.
Sincerely, Blecchhh! Ptooey!
Since my two of my closest friends are dating now, can you get all the other couples I'm sure will get together at some point, you know, get together sooner? I'd like to place some bets.
Sincerely, at least then I'll be a rich third wheel
Dear person who run into things while on her phone,
I don't care if your friend calls you from Germany or Uganda, just stay still on the side so I can walk past you instead of zigzagging all over the place.
Sincerely, the person behind you slowly going crazy.
Dear friend's parents,
Please stop using me as a comparison for your own daughters. You make me feel ashamed of my hard work and success. You children are so talented and smart, but feel like they will never meet your standards, and then resent me for meeting them. I can't draw or sing or socialize like my friends. I'm not as dedicated as them - I was just luck to get a good brain.
Sincerely, don't shame your kids because other people do well
Dear One Size Fits All,
You definitely don't fit me.
Sincerely, plus size woman bored of disappointment.
Dear High School PE Teacher,
I forgive you but it will never make it acceptable for what you let slide under the rug. You HAD to break me out of a gym locker because girls in my class put me there. But you never had to say, "There's nothing we can do about it because there was no video evidence." Me being pad locked in a tiny locker should have been enough evidence. Not to mention the amount of blood and bruising that was left on my naked body after being raped by the girls who put me in there.
Sincerely, PTSD & Bulimia Nervosa Survivor
Yes, you did leave the carpark within the allotted time. However, your piss-poor parking blocked another space, as as per the car park rules (yes there is such a thing), that is an offence.
Sincerely, your parking warden.
Just because I wear a lot of dark colours does not mean I'm a goth, pointing it out just makes me self-conscious. Please stop
Sincerely, your already self-conscious daughter
Dear English Teacher,
Thank you for understanding my weird poetry when noone else did.
Sincerely, alone and afraid.
Please share your thoughts about Mormon Missionaries. Good or bad? Annoyance or motivation? etc...
Sincerely, a former mormon missionary
Please help me. I have a busted ankle and can't walk yet you still want me to make supper. I have to "remind" you to make something for me too when you make something. And I really appreciate having to get my own ice packs and water and figure out how to carry them with crutches.
Sincerely, did you ever love me?
Dear soon to be boyfriend,
Please be patient with me. My ex ignored me for video games and I'm scared you going to ignore me for another muse too.
Sincerely, a simple text would be enough to reassure me.
Please know that your reassuring me that you love me in spite of everything picked up my broken day. Thank you.
Sincerely, your appreciative girlfriend