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Dear guy walking down the street,
What do you and Macy's have in common?
Dear buzz light year ,
Please teach me how to fall in style
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Dear Cat,
Please don't kneed on my bladder when i have to pee.
Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Dear Americans,
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear Dad,
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Dear face,
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Dear 'Annoyed Europeans',
We know that British people, French people and German people don't fit stereotypes. Consequently, not all Americans are idiots like you imply.
Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Dear Mother Nature,
Snow, rain, ice, slush, lightning, and thunder storm? Bitchy much?
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Dear mom,
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Dear whoever just pulled the fire alarm,
Are you aware that it's 2 degrees out?
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