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Dear sneezes,
Why do you happen at the worst times?
Dear "bring a quiet reading book to class",,
Umm, aren't all books quiet?
Dear Rose,
If you had gotten on that life boat, I could have survived on the door. OH and we still have to talk about that "I promise I won't let you go" situation...
Dear easy open tab,
Is that sarcasm?
Dear foreign host family,
Really, I promise, the problem is not that I can't hear you, it's that I can't understand you.
Dear Golfers,
A baseball player can hit a 90 mph ball in a screaming stadium, but you can't hit a ball that isn't even moving unless it's totally quiet?
Dear guy who had to speed around me,
Hi, was it worth it?
Dear "my printer broke",
You didn't even read the assignment?
Dear crush,
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Dear computer,
Life is too short to safely remove USB.
Dear Noah,
Never mind. We caught the Hogwarts Express instead.
Dear annoying kid in my American History class,
I have a dream...
Dear gay guys,
We straight guys are sometimes mean to you, but it is only because you can drink those fruity beverages at a bar without judgment.
Dear guy staring at me,
Yes, I'm playing Pokemon. Yes, I'm also pretty.
Dear over-protective parents,
You really should have thought it through when you said "No boys in the room!"
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