Sincerely, sheltered private schooled kid.
Congratulations on becoming a verb!
Oh, the whore-or!
Sincerely, get it?
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. We've been expecting you.
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Sincerely, just had a heart attack.
Looking for intelligent life?
Sincerely, don't check my house!
It's 'cuz I'm black, isn't it?
Sincerely, a neglected blackboard.
Dear little sister who rides horses,
I'm more of a "save a horse, ride a cowboy" kind of girl.
Sincerely, your male instructor is very hot!
Please respond when I answer the phone and say "Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?"
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
Sincerely, self aware muffin.
Dear general population,
When I said, "How stupid can you be?" - it wasn't meant as a challenge.
Dear people who complain about their classmates,
Today my friend asked our high school class: What does Plankton sing in response to Spongebob's F.U.N. song? Every single person- girl and guy- broke out into song. We sang the whole thing (Spongebob's and Plankton's parts) and our teacher just sat there and smiled.
Sincerely, so glad I go to this school.
Dear pyros of the world,
Sincerely, a bad pun.