Dear curious people,
My identical twin sister and I attempted to go into each others class posing as the other because I hated that class but she loved it, and vice versa. We were anxious and feared getting caught, but tried it anyways. Upon arrival, I went to her seat and tried to not seem nervous. But today we had a sub, so I wasn't so scared anymore. When the sub took attendance, she called my sisters name, and I responded. The sub looked at me and said I wasn't her.
Sincerely, the sub that day was our mom.
Damn right I'm good in bed
Sincerely, I can sleep for days
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear girl who sits in front of me,
Why is your hair so big? D:
Sincerely, can't see
Dishonor on your whole family, Dishonor on you, Dishonor on your cow!
Sincerely, Mushu and teenagers everywhere
You should've seen your face!
Sincerely, tiny girl with a big gun
Dear ramdom girl in my math class,
"Umm, he's my twin brother..."
Sincerely, "You two make such a cute couple!"
Dear menstrual cycle monthly,
I would like to unsubscribe from you.
Dear "aren't you a little old to be a Girl Scout?",
Yes. yes I am.
Sincerely, Now would you like a box of thin mints or not?
Please don't get your hopes up too high. They'll never keep their promises.
If I'm going to have Harry Potter/Sam Winchester-esque sudden crippling headaches can I at least become wizard or possibly a hunter.
Sincerely, kinda sick of the icepick to the head feeling without any befits.
Seriously what did I do to piss you off
Sincerely, still can't get a girlfriend
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Sincerely, the girl who's terrified to go alone
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit