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Dear Person who suggested soldiers wear capes,
NO CAPES!
Dear joke I heard two years ago,
I finally got it
Dear teachers,
Y do u think u r smarter than me.
Dear milkshakes,
Please follow through with your promise.
Dear elderly people,,
You are so sweet strolling arm in arm, you have probably loved each other since you were 16, and been married for 50 years.
Dear new 20 year olds,
Congratulations!!! You just surpassed teen pregnancy!
Dear Stomach,
Please stop becoming a bottomless pit every time I want to lose weight, you're not helping.
Dear random parent,
Please ensure your child is kept on a leash, or at least make sure they don't make an attempt to drink my red bull. I will not be held responsible for a hyperactive toddler.
Dear Dad,
Please, Next time you are giving a tour of the house, I'd appreciate it if you would demonstrate how awesome your room is in a fashion that doesnt include banging on the wall and shouting how "no one can here a thing!"...
Dear body,
Please quit being such a jerk.
Dear peope who let others use their laptops,
Please!!!! DELETE YOUR HISTORY...I DONT NEED TO KNOW YOU WATCH PORN
Dear Voldermort,
Being killed by a Hobbit may look bad, but at least I wasn't killed by baby.
Dear scientists,
When you don't call pluto a planet because it is to small, it is like not calling a midget a person because of the same reason.
Dear Girl across the library,
Please If I can hear your music from several tables away, I feel sorry for your ears.
Dear people that walk too damn slow,
Please remember natural selection will catch up to you one day
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