Dear "big boobs don't count if you're fat",
Big dicks don't count if you are one.
Dear optimist pessimist and realist,
While you guys were arguing about the piece of cake, I ate it.
Dear friends new boyfriend,
Please be respectful to her. I know how you can be with people, and I swear to God, if you hurt her, I will never forgive you.
Sincerely, I remember how your last relationship ended...
Dear Justin Bieber,
Sincerely, Sick of you
Dear okay-looking guy in my college class,
Please stop answering biology questions so confidently in a room filled with mostly idiots.
Sincerely, you're getting more attractive by the second, and I'm about to go Sheldon Cooper on your ass.
Please never learn to talk.
Sincerely, That would be super embarrassing.
Dear Harper Lee,
Oh, you wrote TWO books now? Call me when you've written over 50.
Sincerely, Stephen King
You don't need to open the bathroom door to talk to me.
Sincerely, what part of "I'm not descent" do you not understand?
Dear professors telling me to always speak up to my superiors because "the squeaky wheel gets the oil",
Or it gets thrown out and replaced by a non-squeaky wheel.
Sincerely, your jaded student
Dear westerners who cannot bear the seemingly prolonged winter,
Want to exchange?
Sincerely, suffering in the Indian heat
Dear people who take the elevator,
Please take the stairs if you are going up/down one floor, and are physically able.
Sincerely, don't be lazy
Just that you don't see me studying does not mean that I'm not studying at all
You know why there are no more "nice guys"? Because when we were nice to you, you treated us like shit and went after the asshole. So guess what, we became assholes so that you would pay attention to us.
Sincerely, Formerly nice guy now ostracized because he no longer cares what you think.
Dear fellow atheists,,
Please stop being assholes. Seriously. You bitch and moan about being "oppressed" if religious people make even slight references to their faith, yet you think it's okay for you to blatantly disrespect and insult others' beliefs?
Sincerely, an atheist who is tired of hypocrisy and intolerance