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Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Dear man looking at me on the bus,
Just because I'm Muslim doesn't mean I have a bomb under my shirt,
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Dear boogers,
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Dear parents,
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Um...
Dear Newton,
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Dear who ever said nothing's impossible ,
You Obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Dear genetics,
Why couldn't I be born with pink hair?
Dear Mozzy the Cat,
Please feel free to sit on my face as a sign that it's time for your breakfast, I don't need to breathe anyway.
Dear Switch,
Baby, you could turn me on all night.
Dear Cherry turnover,
I'm not even hungry, but I know that if I don't eat you now I won't get any. So I'm just going to stuff my face now.
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
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