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Dear boys,
Please come to my yard even though I can not make milk shakes
Dear guys who tell me they "like less makeup",
Please wear less makeup then.
Dear fork,
That wasn't very knife
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Dear voice,
Getting lost on the day that I have a speech to present and am performing with my choir was not very considerate!
Dear customer,
So you called in, over the phone, because you want to disuss issues with your account, but you don't want to talk about your account over the phone because it might not be secure?
Dear Meghan Trainor,
I have a list of demands too. Allow me to deliver them in song form.
Dear donut holes,
Please stop tricking me into thinking you're healthier than a whole donut because you are smaller... It doesn't count when I eat fifteen of you.
Dear popular girl,
Please accept my apology for never appreciating you before.
Dear people asking about my track event,
"Oh, so you jump over hurdles?"
Dear girls everywhere,
I've scheduled the times I will visit. Most of these times are dates, dances, vacations, presentations, and, most importantly, those days when you decide to wear white pants.
Dear children's book illustrators,
Where does it say I'm an egg?
Dear Everyone,
Please stop bullying people so that Disney and Nickelodeon can stop all those annoying commercials
Dear Mom and Dad,
Even Dora's parents let her explore the world with talking animals and a singing backpack, and I can't hang out with my friends after 12?
Dear Anatasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey,
It is not BDSM. It is abuse. Run.
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