I love that you're willing and capable of cooking for me...but please reconsider the thought process, "I'm going to put everything my wife finds impalatable into one dish so she HAS to eat it!"
Sincerely, Your adoring, but pregnant and hungry wife.
Dear people complaining about the undo button,
There is a redo button.
Sincerely, common sense
I can't believe I looked forward to you in college. You suck.
Sincerely, Things you don't learn in school.
Dear 90s kids,
Please stop sitting directly on top of my laptop. I know it's warm, but I have work I need to do.
Sincerely, your loving owner
Dear girls who complain about guys flirting,
Most of us can't tell when we are flirting.
Sincerely, an oblivious boy
Dear Friend Who Talks About How Skinny She Is.,
You aren't that skinny. Sorry.
Sincerely, Your Friend Who Is Tired of Your Bragging
How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Sincerely, Just throwing it out there.
Dear People reading this,
I'm avoiding three study guides, a packet about verbs, nouns, parts of speech, exedra, and a paper on Roman History.
Sincerely, What about you?
Why is the "United" States so racially divided?
Sincerely, keen observer
Did you know that Jesus was a Jew?
Sincerely, Just saying
Please remember that I am 25. You are about 50 years early.
Sincerely, Hospitalised for 3 days and still can't breathe.
Dear Pharmacy Costumers,
Please realize that 15 minutes means 15 minutes. Not 10 minutes.
Sincerely, No, your prescription isn't done yet.
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Sincerely, Came to watch you game, not flash me
Dear social media socialites,
Do you really need to update us on every living moment of your life? Yes, we know you go to the bathroom. Yes, we know you eat. Yes, we know you bathe and take showers (I hope). Yes, we know you have sex. Yes, we know you have to raise your kids.
Sincerely, we know you live a life, you don't have to prove it