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Dear Mr. Diggory,
No, vampires do not sparkle.
Dear Headphones,
I know you love each other. Please don't try to be naughty when I am gone.
Dear teenage girl,
You like Disney movies? And Harry Potter? AND you're a virgin? What a special and unique snowflake you are!
Dear whoever made the desk/chair combo for colleges,
Please fix the center of gravity on those things.
Dear Kate and Willam,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal then will that make your son be the half blood prince?
Dear girls at school dances,,
Those dresses are WHOREifyingly short.
Dear Girls who have Orange spray tans,
Oompa loompa doopity dooooooooo.....
Dear Future,
Please let me marry a guy named Jesse so I can be Jesse's girl. Have a dughter named Stacey so I can be, Stacey's mom. And have a son named Luke so I can say "Luke I am your mother!".
Dear Boyfriend and Girlfriend,
I don't swim in your bed, so please don't have sex in my pool.
Dear whoever invented tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your device to people?
Dear Doctor,
Alright, so my iron levels are too high so I need to eat less red meat, and my vitamin B12 levels are too low so I need to eat more red meat.
Dear Guy at my recital taking flash photography,
You know I have to be able to read my music right?
Dear world,
How do mermaids reproduce?
Dear doctor looking in my ear,
I broke my ankle...
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