I know you have ocd, but your compulsive need to automatically throw away any paper you see laying around is really annoying to live with.
Sincerely, throwing away entire notebooks just because they were on the coffee table is not "cleaning up"
Please keep the love of my life safe on his first deployment.
Sincerely, A Lonely Navy Wife.
Dear People complaining about group work,
Please stop. There's a decent chance you'll end up with a job in which you have to work with others. Coworkers can be just as bad to work with as other students.
Sincerely, You're getting prepared for the real world.
Dear Cute European Girls,
Thank you for finding American accents attractive. I actually feel somewhat attractive now. I know it sounds vain, but that's really done something for my self-esteem...
Sincerely, American in England, finally feeling desirable...
Dear the man who should walk me down the aisle,
He didnt need your approval to marry me. He needed mine, and thats just what he got.
Sincerely, I'm strong enough to walk myself down the aisle.
I love you and appreciate everything you've done for me. But please, you need to let me grow up. I'm getting older and soon you won't be there to always tell me what the "right" choice is.
Sincerely, your growing daughter
Dear Dogs in those ASPCA commercials,
I wish I could hug each and everyone of you.
Sincerely, Animal lover
If you win, I'm legitimately leaving the country.
Sincerely, Me and probably quite a few of other level headed people
Dear people who label themselves,
You are restricting yourself far too much--you can be well rounded. You don't have to be the "nerd" or the "jock" or the "prep" or "fangirl." You can have other things in your life!
Please know that all skaters are not bad people. We do not all do drugs.
Sincerely, a skater
Dear retail stores,
It's Thanksgiving, not Black Friday Eve. Let us spend time with our families.
Sincerely, retail workers
Please understand that while I am on the internet much of the time... It doesn't mean I have no life and no friends. It's not my fault that the few friends I have in this town can't ever hang out. Please stop comparing me and my lack of sociality to my extremely popular brother. If he's happy hanging out with a bunch of people that don't really like him... The more power to him. But it's time you realized that I'm not that person and I'd much rather be lazy at home, talking to people I like who live thousands of miles away, than to be with the jerks who live nextdoor.
Sincerely, Happy Online
Dear Fellow Americans,
Please, quit using Independence Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc. as an excuse to get drunk.
Sincerely, Have some respect for our country, or get out!
Dear alcoholic ex husband,
Please stop begging for me to come back. Stop lying about changing and actually make that change!
Sincerely, ex wife who misses you, her house and pets like crazy.