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THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear ex,
Please don't think any less of me. But do think of me less.
Dear world,
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Dear guy on the bus,
Thanks for stopping me from falling when the bus suddenly stopped. I thought that only happened in cheesy movies and shojo anime.
Dear Mom,
So, because you can't complain about my straight-A grades, my use (or lack thereof) of drugs/alcohol, or my future plans of going to college on a scholarship, you decide to complain about how much time I'm spending at church..?
Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Dear World,
In the next 100 years, the word 'politician' will become one of the most offensive insults ever.
Dear leg hair,
Please stop immediatly gowing a second after we shave you.
Dear popular girls,
At least my boyfriend isn't a douche.
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
Dear School,
With the amount of work you give us I don't get much time to sleep! We aren't Sims that finish all our homework in an hour.
Dear guy in my college class who's glaring at me,
I know my wrapper for my granola bar is loud, I feel bad, really I do
Dear teacher,
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Dear school,
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Dear body,
How did I manage to get tendinitis in my hip by walking across my college campus at age 21?
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
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