Christmas in September? Damn, we're ahead of schedule!
Dear Sink Fairy,
Please be real. Wave your magic wand over those who put the dishes in the sink in the first place. Then you wouldn't have to visit so often.
Sincerely, Your Sidekick
Dear people who call me a hipster,
Please stop calling me one, I wear beanies because I am a little bitch when it comes to the cold.
Sincerely, I can't afford hipster clothes.
Dear Mario Bros.,
I'm back from my 20 year vacation and feel really bad about the whole peach thing. Please accept my dearest ....... WHO THE HELL IS BOWSER, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CASTLE?
Sincerely, King Koopa
One day you will sit, stay and beg.
Sincerely, your dog.
I always win
I understand that the bags are weak, but you don't have to act as if they're made of tissue paper! I mean, triple bagging? That wasn't even heavy enough to justify double bagging!
Sincerely, your exasperated cashier
Next time, please actually point or give directions when you say the item we are searching for is 'over there' .
Sincerely, your very confused children
Please kick in BEFORE I make stupid decisions, not after.
Sincerely, dying of embarrassment
Please stop being so fantastic and unrealistic. People keep leaving me for you.
I thought we agreed on December
Thank you so much for making ME a sandwich and you didnt even ask me to make you one after.
Sincerely, want to get married?
Something's gone wrong if you're more addicted to Facebook then I am.
Sincerely, your 15-year-old son
Dear Obama haters who think he's both a Marxist and a Muslim,
Marxism teaches that religion is the opiate of the people. Islam is a religion. Marxism and Islam conflict.
Sincerely, someone with a basic grasp of logic.