Please don't think any less of me. But do think of me less.
Sincerely, getting uncomfortable
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Sincerely, come on, I can't be the only one...
Dear guy on the bus,
Thanks for stopping me from falling when the bus suddenly stopped. I thought that only happened in cheesy movies and shojo anime.
Sincerely, a clutzy girl
So, because you can't complain about my straight-A grades, my use (or lack thereof) of drugs/alcohol, or my future plans of going to college on a scholarship, you decide to complain about how much time I'm spending at church..?
Sincerely, a good kid who just can't win
Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Sincerely, the insecure teenage girl somewhere between amused and severely offended
In the next 100 years, the word 'politician' will become one of the most offensive insults ever.
Sincerely, A Random Person
Dear leg hair,
Please stop immediatly gowing a second after we shave you.
Sincerely, all girls.
Dear popular girls,
At least my boyfriend isn't a douche.
Sincerely, that nerd at the other side of the lunchroom
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
Sincerely, the only student who actually sold work
With the amount of work you give us I don't get much time to sleep! We aren't Sims that finish all our homework in an hour.
Sincerely, I need to "set needs to static"
Dear guy in my college class who's glaring at me,
I know my wrapper for my granola bar is loud, I feel bad, really I do
Sincerely, but its 7 am I haven't eaten, deal with it!
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Sincerely, a student.
How did I manage to get tendinitis in my hip by walking across my college campus at age 21?
Sincerely, aren't I a little young for this?
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Sincerely, a genuine forever alone that always ends up working alone in class and sitting alone at lunch