SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Dear Jelly,
Will you marry me? I bought you a piece of bread.
Dear Star Wars fans,
A suggestion: Next time you got to an airport, cover your luggage so that it shows a picture of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Then when TSA asks to take your luggage, you know what to say.
Dear guy in my college class who's glaring at me,
I know my wrapper for my granola bar is loud, I feel bad, really I do
Dear teacher,
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Dear TA,
While I appreciate the fact that you helped revise my essay, I can't read your handwriting.
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
Dear hair,
Thank you for looking absolutely perfect this morning!
Dear girl with the crop top and jeans with multiple holes,
I'm sorry that my first thought was trashy. You could be one of the nicest people around. But I'm not sorry for thinking your clothes were inappropriate when we have wind chills of -15 degrees Fahrenheit.
Dear school dress codes,
Whether girls show their shoulders or not makes no difference to us.
Dear chemistry teacher,
If the dress code says we have to keep our boobs covered, you should have to, also.
Dear school,
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Dear body,
How did I manage to get tendinitis in my hip by walking across my college campus at age 21?
Dear popular girls,
At least my boyfriend isn't a douche.
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
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