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Dear people asking math teachers "when will I ever need this?!",
When you're buying 68.5 cantaloupes and your friend Joe steals 1/3 of them and you need to know how many he stole, duh.
Dear Students,
Please stop going in bars when you're underage... or at least, go in another bar!!! You're not supposed to see me like this!
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
Dear papercut,
I will find you...
Dear people who say "It's what's on the inside that counts.",
Yes, yes it is.
Dear reader,
What do you call a cautious redhead?
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Dear Owner,
When you said that I suck, did you mean it in a good way or a bad way?
Dear teachers,
Students give you apples for a reason.
Dear Drunk people,
Just because you CAN'T dance, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T dance.
Dear $800 sweater,
Are you made of unicorn hair?
Dear World,
Always trust people who like big butts.
Dear Iceburg,
Please send my regards to global warming. Karma's a b****.
Dear guy who just woke up,
Surprise!
Dear guys,
Sorry I don't put any meat in my mouth.
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