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Dear Fellow Classmates,
Please realize that I'm not gay because I'm in marching band, I'm gay because I prefer men over women.
Dear morning,
Please understand that I just got out of a relationship with sleep. I need some time before I'm ready for this.
Dear brain,
Please don't wake me up early from my dreams...
Dear Schrödinger,
Your hypothesis about the cat in the box being both alive and dead, until you check on it, makes about as much sense as this DBPB being in Spanish whenever you're not looking.
Dear Doctor,
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Dear Australians,
Yay it's snowing in Queensland!
Dear Comrade Obama,
This is a capitalist society, not a communist dictatorship.
Dear snail,
When I named you Baggins I never thought you'd actually live up to the name
Dear Dolores Umbridge,
Congrats. You live up to your name
Dear Mouth,
Please shutup when someone says something extremely stupid in class and you want to hurl verbal insults at them from across the room.
Dear friends,
When I ask "How are you?" or "How've you been?" and you respond with good, then ask the same of me, don't be shocked when I say evil.
Dear water,
I feel as though we haven't bonded lately. Are you scared of me?
Dear pessimist, optimist, realist,
While you were busy arguing over the glass, I drank it.
Dear Villains in almost every show ever,
Why do you only attack where the area the heroes are in?
Dear Exta Body Fat,
Please choose one of these two options; make your way into my boobs, or GTFO.
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