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Dear Football Player,
Thank you for rescuing that baby bunny in front of all of you teammates
Dear other military significant others who submit regularly to this site,
Seriously it's not a pissing contest. Telling some girl to be thankful her boyfriend's not deployed isn't going to lessen your pain. It's not impossible to deal with a deployment either. It sucks, but it's part of this life and we all just have to deal with it. Instead of trying to tear someone down just because they're at a different stage in their life with their husband's career, or trying to negate someone's pain just because you feel yours is worse, we should be lifting each other up and supporting each other.
Dear mods/Disqus,
Please add some filter to catch these "My uncle earns $95065 a month click scam link" posts? Surely the fact that they are in bold, using the same message, with obviously suspect links, weird borders etc means something can automatically pick up on the spam.
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Dear everyone,
Feminism is not about girls being better than boys, or girls not letting guys holding doors. If a woman gets angry at you for holding a door open for her, then that is not feminism. That is being rude. Feminism is about everyone being equal and happy.
Dear mother,
Please don't constantly criticize my taste "so I don't get bullied" because the only person who's bullying me is you.
Dear Fellow College Student,
Yes, I did put your clothes (including your boxers) on top of the dryer. I waited for 30 minutes after your load was done, and you never showed up. This is a dorm, not your mother's house. You can't just take up the dryer until you feel like coming back for your clothes
Dear kids who say you can't party and be smart,
It's not the end of the world if you have a drink every now and then. You can have the best of both worlds.
Dear People,
Please stop thinking I must be a lesbian just because I'm a tomboy
Dear Justice System,
Please realize that no matter how disgusting a crime is it is the responsible of the country to make sure that the offender has a fair trial.
Dear people asking me how many fingers they're holding up,
Please stop. Just because I have my glasses off and everything is really blurry, doesn't mean I can't see how many damn fingers you're holding up.
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
Please let me comfort you right now. The child in your stomach is mine too.
Dear Some Christians,
No no no....the Bible doesn't say to hate gays; it says to love your neighbor as yourself. It's fine to disagree, but never hate.
Dear people complaining about the new Pokemon,
Please realize that the intended audience are kids as young as 6, or maybe a bit younger. Your opinion doesn't matter as much as you think it does.
Dear school,
Please don't have giant pep assemblies outside in sunny hundred degree, scorching weather. All of us are terribly hot; I feel sick to my stomach. I can't imagine what the cheerleaders and marching band must be feeling. My friend with sickle cell anemia is in actual pain. Sorry, but this isn't working. Next time, don't ignore the heat advisory.
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