We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Sincerely, dentists and orthodontists
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Sincerely, Trust me, I don't want to be your friend either
Dear Postal industry,
Sincerely, the college admissions process
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Sincerely, no one wants rabies in their clothing
I may have had too much to drink
Sincerely, Nyan Cat
Please stop smelling
Unless you learn some tricks from the books I read, I refuse to spend more time with you.
Sincerely, or we could compromise at sound effects and background music.
Is this the year that pop artists suddenly went through an ass-craze?
Sincerely, it was here before, but now it's here even more
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear people who like science jokes,
There are 4 kittens on a roof. Which one falls off first?
Sincerely, The one with the smallest mew!
Please realize that you don't even understand the meaning of "hard".
Sincerely, I'm the one that's pregnant not you
Dear artists of all kind,
the earth without art is just 'eh'
Sincerely, keep it up
I may be a University graduate who is currently working on a Masters degree in science but you have no idea how giddy I was when I realized you had hidden Easter eggs around the house
Sincerely, still like to have fun!
Dear Asians who complain when people don't know what county you're from ,
Well I bet you can't guess what European country I'm from
Sincerely, we're not all British
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Sincerely, the ticked off girlfriend with a field hockey stick