Dear people who are curious as to how milk was discovered,
I'm guessing the farmer saw the calves drinking it and decided to try it for himself.
Sincerely, BUT HOW THE HECK WAS IT DECIDED TO EAT EGGS?
Dear guy who sold me his old car,
Please let me know if you want your blood soaked rag back
Sincerely, should I be concerned?
Dear idiot riding my bumper behind me,
don't hit me car, don't hit my car, don't hit my car,
Dear pro choicers ,
Please stop expecting that because I have a vagina that it means I'm pro choice. My mother had an abortion before she had me. I always wanted a big brother but hen I found that out, I hated her.
Sincerely, good catholic girl who doesn't want to take a chance at life away from anyone.
Thank you for understanding your fangirl
Sincerely, Yes, I know Sherlock and Dean aren't from the same show...yet.
Dear Campus Programs,
Please stop pretending anyone wants to go to your stupid events.
Sincerely, Every College Student
Please tell me how it went from BRB to YOLOSOSMENOGIGYSAE
Sincerely, how do people come up with these things??
Please start to comprehend poetry.
Sincerely, a person to whom figurative language makes no sense
The cool kids don't ride kangaroos to school, they ride emus
Sincerely, an Aussie kid
Dear squishy civilian,
When we tell you to leave, and you say "I'm not going to leave without you", you are not helping! We can fight much better when you are off somewhere safe, and not in the way.
Sincerely, Heroes Everywhere
Dear Grocery Store,
Please open more cash registers when it's busy.
Sincerely, Impatiently, Someone who counts other people's items in the Express Lane
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Sincerely, il show you annoying, ill be a case of chronic stick in the ass
Dear Friends who say "Oh you're so lucky you have nerds at your school I can't find any at mine!",
Please know that it's not that there's more nerds/geeks/otakus than you think. All I do is shout the lyrics to any anime theme song (really loudly) and see who high-fives me afterwards.
Sincerely, Discovered 5 jocks who watch Attack on Titan last week
If your glass slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?