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Dear people who are curious as to how milk was discovered,
I'm guessing the farmer saw the calves drinking it and decided to try it for himself.
Dear guy who sold me his old car,
Please let me know if you want your blood soaked rag back
Dear idiot riding my bumper behind me,
don't hit me car, don't hit my car, don't hit my car,
Dear pro choicers ,
Please stop expecting that because I have a vagina that it means I'm pro choice. My mother had an abortion before she had me. I always wanted a big brother but hen I found that out, I hated her.
Dear Boyfriend,
Thank you for understanding your fangirl
Dear Campus Programs,
Please stop pretending anyone wants to go to your stupid events.
Dear acronyms,
Please tell me how it went from BRB to YOLOSOSMENOGIGYSAE
Dear brain,
Please start to comprehend poetry.
Dear foreigners,
The cool kids don't ride kangaroos to school, they ride emus
Dear squishy civilian,
When we tell you to leave, and you say "I'm not going to leave without you", you are not helping! We can fight much better when you are off somewhere safe, and not in the way.
Dear Grocery Store,
Please open more cash registers when it's busy.
Dear society,
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Dear Friends who say "Oh you're so lucky you have nerds at your school I can't find any at mine!",
Please know that it's not that there's more nerds/geeks/otakus than you think. All I do is shout the lyrics to any anime theme song (really loudly) and see who high-fives me afterwards.
Dear Cinderella,
If your glass slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
Dear girl who says she is the most popular person in the school,
Are you sure? I didn't know who you were until yesterday.
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