SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Medicine,
Please make your bottles childproof, not adultproof too!
Dear past me,
No, that is not a cute hairstyle.
Dear mum,
Please stop putting the nutella in the fridge
Dear Chris Brown,
At least when I make hits, nobody gets hurt.
Dear my super awesome dog,
Roses are red, toilets are blue, I love you so much that I pick up your poo.
Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
Dear Hershey Spreads,
Nice try.
Dear women who claim to hate men,
If you hate men so much, why are you still sleeping with them?
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Dear people with loud music outside my window,
Thank you for giving us all the pleasure of that song
Dear internet,
Please stop interrupting me when I'm doing my homework
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Dear Coke Names,
I would buy this for a friend, but I don't think my Netflix would enjoy it.
Dear customer,
I'm so sorry you chose common sense as your dump stat. "Really, really wanting" a game isn't enough, you have to actually pre-order it to guarantee you get one.
Dear School Dress Codes,
We are not sexual in any way. Why do we need to be covered up?
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