Dear people asking math teachers "when will I ever need this?!",
When you're buying 68.5 cantaloupes and your friend Joe steals 1/3 of them and you need to know how many he stole, duh.
Sincerely, now that is a life skill!
Please stop going in bars when you're underage... or at least, go in another bar!!! You're not supposed to see me like this!
Sincerely, a 25 year-old teacher who goes in bars and is tired of running into students!
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
Sincerely, Sleeping Beauty
I will find you...
Sincerely, Hand Sanitizer
Dear people who say "It's what's on the inside that counts.",
Yes, yes it is.
What do you call a cautious redhead?
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Sincerely, you said what all of us were thinking
When you said that I suck, did you mean it in a good way or a bad way?
Sincerely, your vacuum
Students give you apples for a reason.
Sincerely, Snow White
Dear Drunk people,
Just because you CAN'T dance, doesn't mean you SHOULDN'T dance.
Dear $800 sweater,
Are you made of unicorn hair?
Always trust people who like big butts.
Sincerely, They cannot lie.
Please send my regards to global warming. Karma's a b****.
Dear guy who just woke up,
Sincerely, the farts under your blanket