You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Sincerely, Your very confused alarm clock.
Dear Nearly Headless Nick,
No, you are still not welcome into our club!
Sincerely, Tyrion, Vincent Van Gogh, Darth Vader and the rest of the Missing Parts Club.
Dear Helen Keller,
If we came together, we could have the senses of one entire person!
Dear secretly gay people of the world,
Nobody should have to live in a closet. Come out!
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Sincerely, a girl who had sex for the first time.
Never trust women.
Sincerely, John Bobbitt
Do you ever get tired of "bored" meetings?
Sincerely, I would...
Dear X Box,
Please give me my boyfriend back.
Sincerely, A gamer's girlfriend
Please solve your own problems!
Sincerely, algebra student.
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Sincerely, you and your boyfriend make the bed squeak all night long!
Dear college loans,
Sincerely, every college student ever.
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Sincerely, a boy loner.
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Sincerely, The Boy Who Lived