Please stop creeping on me in the shower.
Sincerely, my roommates don't appreciate high-pitched panic attacks.
A girl in my class told me that the language spoken in Mexico is "Mexican".
Sincerely, Take a good look at our future folks...
Please know, I will be glad to make you a sammich. You just have to put everything away and do the dishes.
Sincerely, a girl who loves to cook, but hates to clean
Why can't adult diapers be socially acceptable for people with small bladders?
Sincerely, tired of walking to the loo 15 times a day
Dear pet gecko,
Why are you eating your foot? Should I be doing something about this?
Sincerely, your easily amused and concerned owner
I haven't smoked in at least 6 years. You aren't even aware that I've gotten married. How in the world did you find out my new address?
Sincerely, And everyone is scared of the NSA.
I just took what I thought was going to be my hardest exam. Why was it so easy?
Sincerely, did I do it completely wrong?
I forgot it was crazy hair day, but thanks.
Sincerely, my hair tie broke, trust me I wasn't trying for the craziest hair.
I know I am no Van Gogh, but did you really have to laugh?
Sincerely, actually its a bear from a different dimension.
Dear people who think it's awkward seeing their teacher buying condoms at a club grocery shopping etc.,
Newsflash: teachers are people too.
Dear people who question why they can't talk during a fire drill because the fire can't hear them,
You do realize that if you talked during an actual fire, you would be in danger of smoke inhalation, right?
Sincerely, that is fatal, in case you were wondering...
Dear math teacher,
Please stop having us write full papers on our feelings. It's really pretty weird.
Sincerely, frustrated student who's in this for MATH, not English
Dear student who blatantly ignored all the paper requirements TWICE,
Please accept my gratitude. Because of you, I can give all the other hardworking students a higher grade
Sincerely, TA who was wondering how she could make it work.
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept the fact that none of us are going to pay attention if you try to teach us stuff the day before break.
Sincerely, You should seriously just put on a movie or something