Please stop complaining about grading all our work.
Sincerely, you assigned it.
If you're going to spend the morning trying to have "quiet" sex, please shut the door all the way.
Sincerely, your not deaf roommate.
Dear Certain colleges,
Please don't make it so hard to find the decline slip. Hiding it will not change my decision, only piss me off
Sincerely, Going Somewhere Else
If you want YouTube to be a social media site, allow and encourage discussion. Don't make it so easy for people to block entire comments sections because 'they don't want people to disagree with them'. Just like a public Facebook post allows everyone to post their own opinion, unless personally blocked for harrassment. Instead, allow people to challenge the "no comments" selection. They posted on a public forum, so lets keep it public and allow people to respond.
Sincerely, heard of free speech?
To the two students at my school who went on strike,
No one else is allowed to wear hats either. It's for security reasons
Sincerely, get over it
Dear girl I love,
Either we're in a relationship or we're not. Please make up your mind and stop toying with my heart.
Sincerely, your girlfriend (?)
Even if we are married, NO means NO. "Stop it - that hurts" means exactly that. This is NOT how you vowed to treat me.
Sincerely, What went wrong?
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Sincerely, lemon lime lovers everywhere
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Sincerely, feeling more comfortable in my own skin
Intelligence is sexy, so invest time in becoming so.
Sincerely, Girl who is tired of dating idiots
Please smile while you still have teeth.
Sincerely, You are all gorgeous
Dear Boys who claim that girls only go for the hot guys,
Please remember that we feel the same way about how you pick your girlfriends. Also, please remember that we want to be teens, not 16 year old mothers. With that in mind, note that we don't want a hot guy, we want someone who understands us.
Sincerely, Girls everywhere
Dear Disnsy love story enthusiasts,
If you think Ariel was a great love story you need to watch something with a real tear jerking love story...like jack and the cuckoo clock heart. Surprisingly a animation.
Sincerely, A REAL love story enthusiast
Dear most internet atheists,
Please stop generalizing religious people as science smothering ignoramuses.
Sincerely, a Catholic who believes in evolution.