Dear annoyed Europeans,
We aren't all overweight.
Sincerely, annoyed Americans.
Dear people at my school who think they're "ghetto" and our town is "ghetto" also,
Please realize that if you really lived in a ghetto you couldn't afford the iPhone that your parents bought you.
Sincerely, girl who wants you to stop acting ignorant.
Dear "it's just a joke",
Then make it funny. Telling someone that no one loves them and that they should kill themself is not cool.
Sincerely, especially since she's already tried...
I know I'm not growing up as fast as you want me to. I know I'm shirking a lot of responsibilities and I know I can be an overprivileged brat at times. The transition to real life is terrifying and complicated, and I'd really like to be able to take it one step at a time. I have my future planned out, and the university I've been accepted to is the path directly to it. Please just trust me when I say that I'm going to be alright.
Sincerely, Your cautious and determined teenage son
Dear friends who took care of me while I was drunk and weepy,
Thank you so much for that...and for still being my friends afterwards.
Sincerely, I would do the same for you
Dear people who are against war,
Please stop trying to tell me my friend dying in my arms was completely worthless
Sincerely, I did it for you
Dear friend who said my family was abnormal because my parents are separated,
This is life. Some people don't have parents. Some people's parents are separated. Some people's parents are divorced. Some people's parents were never together. Some people have never even met their mom/dad. Some people's parents are in prison. Stop being so judgemental just because people are different to you. That was really bitchy.
Sincerely, I'm pissed
Please know that your support when I came out to you as bi has been one of the things giving me strength and I love you for that.
Sincerely, your girlfriend.
Dear people complaining about the new Cartoon Network shows,
You do know that they have at least half of the old shows on Netflix...
Sincerely, watching Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends all day
I told you that I was scared to be in my own home because of your fiance and all you do is yell at me.
Sincerely, Daughter moving out and considering calling the cops for your own safty
Please don't make me wake up early.
Sincerely, wish break would continue
I love you, but I'm going faaaarrrrrrr away for college.
Sincerely, Love, mommy's little boy
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Sincerely, un observant girls everywhere
Dear guy who smirked at me when I said I mostly listen to Disney,
You wish you were as awsome as me.
Sincerely, loving my choice of music, not society's