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Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Dear Nearly Headless Nick,
No, you are still not welcome into our club!
Dear Helen Keller,
If we came together, we could have the senses of one entire person!
Dear secretly gay people of the world,
Nobody should have to live in a closet. Come out!
Dear period,
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Dear Pinocchio,
Never trust women.
Dear CEOs,
Do you ever get tired of "bored" meetings?
Dear X Box,
Please give me my boyfriend back.
Dear math,
Please solve your own problems!
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Dear college loans,
I.O.U.
Dear girls,
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Avada Kedavra!
Dear hCG,
You make me sick!
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