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Dear Edward and Peter,
Please stop fighting. You are both terrible dates. We've decided to become lesbians.
Dear Atheists,
If god isn't real then how did zip zop zoopity bop razzle dazzle jello pudding?
Dear Teacher,
I can look down at my crotch and smile anytime I want!
Dear Sister,
Please don't barge into my room unannounced when I am finally figuring out how pleasant "alone" time can be
Dear "Bad Test Takers",
Please stop saying you're bad test takers. You're just stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know?
Dear Department of Motor Vehicles,
Please be less annoying.
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please change your mind and ask me out again...
Dear M&M's,
You might have blue, but do you have purple? Thats what we thought...
Dear women of the world,
It's my period, and it hurts. Pity please. Seriously, who annoyed Mother Nature so much she'd screw her own gender over so badly?
Dear Guy in my building,
Please don't glare at me when I open the building "only" two minutes early. Next time, don't be wearing shorts in a snow storm maybe?
Dear people who try to win in an argument online,,
Remember to use "your" and "you're" correctly.
Dear teachers,
Stop complaining about how long it takes you to grade stuff.
Dear Emotions,
The boy I have to kiss in drama class does NOT need to be the boy for whom I fall into a deep, dank, and uncontrollable love for.
Dear woman driving the car next to me,
Please stop painting your nails while driving. You almost hit me.
Dear Jackson Avery,
Please keep your shirt off, forever.
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