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Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear world,
I wear stripes so that I am not spotted.
Dear Google,
I Binged your girlfriend.
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you're overreacting.
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Dear pinkie toe,
I am going to bang you so hard tonight.
Dear rectangle,
Remember that night in Vegas 9 months ago? You have a son. His name is square. He has your angles.
Dear Dracula,
Remember that crazy night a few hundred years ago? Well now you have a son, and his name is Edward Cullen
Dear apologetic people,
Usually "my bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing... Except at funerals.
Dear world,
Please stop finding me! It's called witness protection and I'm SICK of moving!
Dear Facebook,
Oh, it's my sister's birthday today? I had no idea!
Dear internet,
Women laughing alone with salad is a lie
Dear racists,
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Dear people slamming Selena Gomez,
Please remember that last month Christina Grimmie, a dear friend of hers, was murdered by a hateful, psychotic person. OF COURSE she's going to defend Taylor from hatred, regardless of whether Taylor's innocent or not.
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