Please make your bottles childproof, not adultproof too!
Sincerely, I seriously can't open the bottle
Dear past me,
No, that is not a cute hairstyle.
Sincerely, cringing at my old yearbook photos
Please stop putting the nutella in the fridge
Sincerely, your daughter trying to eat a block of nutella
Dear Chris Brown,
At least when I make hits, nobody gets hurt.
Sincerely, Frank Ocean
Dear my super awesome dog,
Roses are red, toilets are blue, I love you so much that I pick up your poo.
Sincerely, that is a pretty strong love my gorgeous australian shepherd
Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
Dear Hershey Spreads,
Dear women who claim to hate men,
If you hate men so much, why are you still sleeping with them?
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Sincerely, the girl who doesn't feel bad about saying no
Dear people with loud music outside my window,
Thank you for giving us all the pleasure of that song
Sincerely, I hate that song, and my dislike of you is rising with every drumbeat
Please stop interrupting me when I'm doing my homework
Sincerely, this is due tomorrow
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Sincerely, let's be real here, nobody sane is gonna wear that...
Dear Coke Names,
I would buy this for a friend, but I don't think my Netflix would enjoy it.
Sincerely, a loner
I'm so sorry you chose common sense as your dump stat. "Really, really wanting" a game isn't enough, you have to actually pre-order it to guarantee you get one.
Sincerely, the sold out, "moron" game clerk