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Dear patients,
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Dear Frienzoned,
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Dear Postal industry,
You're welcome.
Dear Cinderella,
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Dear World,
I may have had too much to drink
Dear fart,
Please stop smelling
Dear reality,
Unless you learn some tricks from the books I read, I refuse to spend more time with you.
Dear 2014,
Is this the year that pop artists suddenly went through an ass-craze?
Dear mom,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear people who like science jokes,
There are 4 kittens on a roof. Which one falls off first?
Dear boyfriend,
Please realize that you don't even understand the meaning of "hard".
Dear artists of all kind,
the earth without art is just 'eh'
Dear parents,
I may be a University graduate who is currently working on a Masters degree in science but you have no idea how giddy I was when I realized you had hidden Easter eggs around the house
Dear Asians who complain when people don't know what county you're from ,
Well I bet you can't guess what European country I'm from
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
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