Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Sincerely, your teacher
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
I wear stripes so that I am not spotted.
I Binged your girlfriend.
Sincerely, and she said "Yahoo!"
Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you're overreacting.
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Sincerely, your cashier and student
Dear pinkie toe,
I am going to bang you so hard tonight.
Sincerely, the coffee table
Remember that night in Vegas 9 months ago? You have a son. His name is square. He has your angles.
Remember that crazy night a few hundred years ago? Well now you have a son, and his name is Edward Cullen
Dear apologetic people,
Usually "my bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing... Except at funerals.
Sincerely, choose wisely.
Please stop finding me! It's called witness protection and I'm SICK of moving!
Oh, it's my sister's birthday today? I had no idea!
Sincerely, a twin
Women laughing alone with salad is a lie
Sincerely, a woman crying alone with doritos
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Sincerely, Grumpy cat
Dear people slamming Selena Gomez,
Please remember that last month Christina Grimmie, a dear friend of hers, was murdered by a hateful, psychotic person. OF COURSE she's going to defend Taylor from hatred, regardless of whether Taylor's innocent or not.
Sincerely, you would do the same thing if you were in her shoes.