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Dear boys who let their girlfriends pay for dinner,
Yes, we are judging you.
Dear Universtiy of St. Andrews,
Please know that I'm only applying to you because you're a school in Scotland that used to be a castle.
Dear boys,
Made you look!
Dear girl who thinks common sense is rare,
It's called COMMON sense
Dear Parents,
You'll never ask me to do the laundry again.
Dear girl I like,
I'm really attracted to you and according to Newton's laws of gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
Dear diet and exercise,
Please give me a flat stomach, not a flat chest.
Dear boy who asked for my number over a six months ago and is just calling today,
Yeah right!
Dear Facebook,
Please create a "Delete all the pictures of you and your ex at once" button.
Dear people that wear their hearts on their sleeves,
That's a silly place to keep a heart.
Dear God,
Thanks for creating dreams. They make sleeping so much more fun.
Dear Users,
If you don't like your friend's status updates or pictures, just don't comment. Face it, the "dislike" button is never happening. Get over it.
Dear people saying Hunger Games is better than Harry Potter,
Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear over the sound of my interactive online game, record-setting amount of money that any book/movie franchise has ever made, and my freaking AMUSEMENT PARK.
Dear curious people,
No, the best part of being a twin is not sharing clothes. It's having someone to awkwardly look at while people are singing happy birthday.
Dear "my lips are frozen",
You just gave me an excuse to kiss you
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