I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Sincerely, this would be easier if I could actually SEE.
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear drama students,
Please save the drama for your llama.
Sincerely, people don't always like drama all the time
Here I come.
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
Sincerely, I'm calling my wedding off if that happens
Dear George Michael,
Please understand we knew you were gay all along, love you this way, and don't want you to change. We only pretended you were het so our boring boyfriends would dance.
Sincerely, 80s Party Girls
Dear Australian who think their Prime Minister is ridiculous,
Have you seen ours?
Sincerely, The British.
Saying "You're the ugliest person I know." really doesn't work with you.
Sincerely, your identical twin sister
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Sincerely, gag everytime I suck on a cherry-flavored cough drop.
Dear Brits and Australians complaining about their prime ministers,
Have you seen OURS?
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Dear "Driving around town with the girl I love",
I see you and I'm like... You know what I'm like.
Dear homework ,
Thanks to you I have cleaned my room done my laundry and walked my dog and did the dishes
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Sincerely, a Christian scientist
Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Sincerely, talk about bullying.