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Dear Canada,
How come you're always on top?
Dear Washington D.C.,
Calm down, it was just an earthquake. These things happen.
Dear pyros of the world,
Ignite!
Dear sleeping girlfriend,
I was in the middle of breaking up with you when you dozed off.
Dear person who stole our trashcan,
Well you know how the saying goes, "one man's trash is another man's treasure..."
Dear person in movie who is being chased by a rolling boulder.,
Don't run in front of it! Just run to the side! It won't kill you if you're not in from of it!
Dear Santa,
Please bring me coal for Christmas.
Dear boys,
You give out more mixed signals than Helen Keller directing traffic!
Dear person who can't stop sneezing,
BLESS YOU ALREADY!
Dear students,
If it wasn't already obvious, we seat you next to the person you'd look best with.
Dear room-mate watching Japanese anime,
Please explain why the characters' words don't match the movements of their mouths, and why there are abnormally shaped, floating, talking animals everywhere.
Dear world,
Want to hear a joke about a vegetable?
Dear teacher who says "don't get arrested" every Friday when the bell rings,
Oops...
Dear Mulan,
If I watch the movie backwards, it tells the story of a decorated war hero who goes back home to get a sex change.
Dear guy in the car next to me,
Thanks for blowing me a kiss even though it was a little creepy.
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