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Dear Facebook ,
Please add ridin' solo as a relationship status.
Dear fellow teenagers,
You know it's bad when you start cleaning your room to avoid doing your homework.
Dear sheep I saw huddled together in a pasture off the side of the road,
So, what's the game plan?
Dear Candace,
Why dont you just take a picture of Phineas and Ferb?
Dear self,
Please remember to stop singing when you turn off the shower.
Dear cat,
Please, I'm sorry I raise you in the air everytime I hear "The Circle of Life."
Dear guy I have a crush on,
You're the reason I get up in the morning <3.
Dear legs,
Did we just accidentally participate in no shave November?
Dear hot chocolate ,
I think you're pretty hot.
Dear person who asked, "are you two sisters?",
Yes, my Asian best friend is definitely a part of this white family...
Dear boys who wear skinny jeans with belts halfway down their butts,
What's the point? The belt has no use.
Dear world,
I think we should change the phrase to "bubble wrap is the best medicine."
Dear Summer,
I want you back. Sure, winter break was cute, but he was kind of cold to me. Spring break was totally hot and awesome, but it didn't last long. I seriously want you now hot stuff.
Dear Bruno Mars,
I liked your hands better when they were catching grenades.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
Well this is awkward you actually weren't invited to the party...
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