Dear Word Processor,
Thank you for your suggestion by automatically altering what I wrote, but you are always wrong, please stop
Sincerely, Just trying to format a paragraph
Please keep fighting cancer as hard as you can. You can't give up now.
Sincerely, your granddaughter's wedding is only 2 weeks away.
Dear Everyone in High School,
The "popular" girls aren't always the mean ones.
Sincerely, Someone who learned that the so called "nerd" isn't always the nice one
Dear hearing people,
Please stop thinking I'm stupid because I use ASL, its a language, not miming or gesturing
Sincerely, Deaf Girl with 2 undergraduate Degrees and a Masters working on her PhD
Please stop saying all these modern movies are better because they made more money in the box office. The reason is that movie theatre tickets keep costing more and more!
Sincerely, Stop saying Superman was so great!
Dear employers everywhere,
Please, for the love of God, stop making fill out eight pages of webpage filled with the exact things that are on my resume. I'm a grownup.
Sincerely, Burned out and a little offended
Dear public schools,
Please try to include more women in history lessons. Some all girl private schools know more about women in history than I ever will.
Sincerely, too poor for private school and wants to know about women who made an impact
Dear Chemistry teacher,
We are taught our entire school careers that if math is easy, it is probably wrong. Please don't get upset and yell at us for being timid about chem problems. It's math with a ton of variables.
Sincerely, I don't like being yelled at
Please stop acting like your better than me and that you "know what I'm going through". Last time I checked, you didn't have depression, insomnia, or ADHD. Side note- Maybe I wouldn't hate you so much if you used my pronouns and my goddamn name.
Sincerely, An incredibly pissed off trans* kid
Dear professors telling me to always speak up to my superiors because "the squeaky wheel gets the oil",
Or it gets thrown out and replaced by a non-squeaky wheel.
Sincerely, your jaded student
Please realize there is a difference between sex and gender. Sex is the biological binary male or female, determined by genetics, genitalia, etc. Gender is what somebody chooses to identify as. There is a difference.
Sincerely, depending on the case, one might be more relevant than the other (more likely both)
Just keep swimming.
Dear "Someone who is tired of a whitewashed male dominant media",
The Doctor is always a scrawny white guy for probably the same reason that James Bond is always a charming, handsome white guy. It could just be that the producers have decided that that's what fits the Doctor's character best, so they're sticking with it. There are a lot of stories with a male protagonist, and Doctor Who is one of them.
Sincerely, Doesn't really see why that would be a problem
Dear Alveda King,
Your uncle must be rolling in his grave. Your position directly contradicts the principles of equality he stood for.
Sincerely, good job.