I want to be one of you but there is no way in hell I'm burning my bra. My boobs are just too big...
Sincerely, a girl who needs her support.
Dear sleeping dog,
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!!!!!
Sincerely, what goes around comes around.
Dear people having a bad day,
If Britney Spears could make it through 2007, you can make it through today.
Sincerely, someone who is here to help!
Dear people who pray before meals,
Please stop praying to God to make your double-decker cheeseburger, large coke, and fries nourish your body. That's not how it works...
Sincerely, Eat healthy!
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Thank you for making me possible.
Dear love train,
I believe you forgot to pick me up.
Sincerely, the boy with a disappointing love life.
Please stop complaining about your periods. Would you rather be pregnant?
Sincerely, a girl who is pregnant and suffering...
We have enough snow now!
Sincerely, an East Coaster ready for spring
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Sincerely, female athletes everywhere
Dear those who are grossed out by incest,
If you love someone, you should be with them. I don't see what is wrong with that.
Sincerely, someone who understands that love is love.
Dear KFC commercial executives,
Please stop featuring only African American people in your commercials. We do eat other things besides fried chicken...
Sincerely, The African American community
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
Sincerely, a girl whose boyfriend now holds the door open for her.
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Sincerely, the nerds
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Sincerely, a college graduate who cannot find a job.