Dear microwave makers,
Please tell me why you still put popcorn buttons on the microwaves, even though the popcorn says not to use the button?
Sincerely, has anybody else thaught this?
Dear fellow freshmen,
Resistance is futile, accept your status and take advantage
Sincerely, they all hate us on principle anyway
Dear fellow movie goers,
I in no way feel bad about ruining the end of the movie.
Sincerely, If you read the book you would have already known
Dear Grocery Store,
Please open more cash registers when it's busy.
Sincerely, Impatiently, Someone who counts other people's items in the Express Lane
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Sincerely, il show you annoying, ill be a case of chronic stick in the ass
Dear dear vegetarians,
Please how do you do it
Dear bratty girl that I'm babysitting,
Please understand that I never want to look after you ever again. Blackmailing me by saying that if I don't give you a second dessert you'll tell your mom that I let you stay up late and I'll never work for your family again just won't work.
Sincerely, being poor is better than being tortured by a seven-year-old.
Dear department stores,
please start carying my bra size
Dear High School girls,
If you have to cover your ass with your hand when you're walking upstairs, then your skirt is too short.
Sincerely, I really didn't want to see that.
Dear squishy civilian,
When we tell you to leave, and you say "I'm not going to leave without you", you are not helping! We can fight much better when you are off somewhere safe, and not in the way.
Sincerely, Heroes Everywhere
Please start to comprehend poetry.
Sincerely, a person to whom figurative language makes no sense
Dear girls badmouthing our former classmate,
So just becaused she's engaged at a young age, you assume she's pregnant? Even if she is, I admire her and her fiance for trying to make the best of an unexpected situation. You really shouldn't judge, especially without knowing for sure.
Sincerely, It could have happened to any of you.
Dear Scrub Techs,
Please stop bullying the medical students
Sincerely, Why are you mad at me for 'breathing wrong'?
Dear girl that loves to spread lies,
Please shut up already, nobody believes you anyway.
Sincerely, even the teachers hate you
Dear girls who say they shouldn't have to cover their shoulders in school because it distracts boys,
Please realize that, like you, we also have a hormone called testosterone which does makes you destracting to us and it was proven if guys are around a girl they find attractive our IQ drops, also schools changed testing grammar and room decor and color to make girls test better.
Sincerely, a guy sick of the double standard