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Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
Dear Parents,
Please understand that I do listen to what you say and take it very much to heart. When I tell you words hurt, I really mean it and if you doubt that, I'll throw a dictionary at you.
Dear Vegetarians,
Please explain how the gourmet yogurt flown in from Maine and packed in plastic is more environmentally friendly and ethical than the chickens I raised, killed, and cleaned up after myself.
Dear everyone,
Yeah, I own a European car. In fact, I own two.
Dear Telemarketers,
Is it true you get paid for how long you are on the phone for?
Dear customer,
I'm so sorry you chose common sense as your dump stat. "Really, really wanting" a game isn't enough, you have to actually pre-order it to guarantee you get one.
Dear School,
Sorry, I love you and all, but I'm still not happy about september coming soon.
Dear School Dress Codes,
We are not sexual in any way. Why do we need to be covered up?
Dear internet,
Please stop interrupting me when I'm doing my homework
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Dear boyfriend,
You make me smile even when I don't want to. You are amazing and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
Dear college,
I hate you.
Dear people on Facebook,
I'm sorry for wishing you a happy birthday and your birthday isn't for another few months, but if I get a notification saying it's your birthday, I'm gonna wish you a happy birthday.
Dear teacher,
Please stop walking slowly behind me during tests.
Dear super tan friends,
Yes, I know I'm pale. No I'm not a ghost and I can't help my skin tone. Please stop making fun of me.
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