Dear Blind people,
Why do you walk your dogs soo much.
Dear High School girls,
If you have to cover your ass with your hand when you're walking upstairs, then your skirt is too short.
Sincerely, I really didn't want to see that.
Dear fellow movie goers,
I in no way feel bad about ruining the end of the movie.
Sincerely, If you read the book you would have already known
Dear Internet Explorer,
Please stop asking to be my default browser.... your just not the one for me
Sincerely, the entire web using population
Dear department stores,
please start carying my bra size
Dear Male roommate who spends an hour in the shower,
Please remember there are three of us that need to get ready as well.
Sincerely, you spend longer on your hair than I spend showering.
Don't say your a vegetarian because you don't like killing. Plants are alive too.
Sincerely, I'll respect you when you find a different reason to not eat meat.
Dear chemistry tutor,
Please understand that you are my favourite person in the known universe.
Sincerely, a pathetically grateful person
I love you but please stop freaking out every time I do something wrong. It really doesn't help me learn how to drive.
Sincerely, I just got my permit and I'm doing my best
Dear Italian teacher,
Sincerely, can understand minimal Italian now
Dear English, Irish, and Australian,
Your accents are wonderful.
Sincerely, but mostly the Irish
Dear obese people,
The concepts of "thin privilege" and "fatphobia" are ridiculous. Discrimination based on weight is different from discrimination based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender, etc. Weight is something you can actually control, it's not an inherent part of you. And it's perfectly reasonable to judge people based on their lifestyle choices.
Sincerely, an overweight person who isn't a victim
Dear English Teachers,
Here's a novel idea: allow your students to vote for books/plays/films they want to study. Include synopses and trigger warnings.
Sincerely, a student
Dear people who own iproducts,
Never under appreciate a working home button
Sincerely, I can't leave any app without turning off my iPod.