SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear 'quenching' body wash,
You have no power here!
Dear Doctor Who,
If the weeping angels are made of stone, that means they can crack, crumble, and erode.
Dear Extremely Messy Roommate,
Please don't leave your boots in front of the door because they pose a hazard at night.
Dear girls who "just love this new perfume!",
We should be able to smell it... Not taste it
Dear people who think high school has too much drama,,
Do you even remember elementary school?
Dear bladder,
Please allow my nail varnish to dry next time I decide to treat myself.
Dear people who want you to report bullying to the authorities,
They'll get 5 days suspension at best, and then make fun of you for thinking that works. My best friend's dad works for the school board, and people constantly tell her to kill herself. Her dad knows and they don't do anything about it.
Dear World,
One day, I will be your Empress......KIDDING! That's way too much work and I'm lazy...Or am I just lying to give you a false sense of security? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA >:)
Dear Verification Codes,
Please stop mashing all the letter/numbers together into meaningless jumble and add random lines throughout. I was supposed to verify not decode
Dear teachers,
Please give us more than 13 seconds to pack our stuff up
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Dear people who put unnecessary commas in the middle of their sentences,,
Please realise that is not, where they go.
Dear, Waiter @ Apple Bee's,
Thank you for singing material girl when it came on the radio you officially made my night
Dear dormmate,
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but no one needs to watch movies that loudly at three thirty in the morning.
Dear guy in the corvette who almost hit me while i was running,
Please enjoy the water bottle i threw at you
THIS IS PAGE 3
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © DEARBLANKPLEASEBLANK.COM - CONTACT US - TERMS AND PRIVACY - ABOUT US