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Dear pants making companies,
Please stop making fake pockets.
Dear Microsoft Word,
If there was only one spelling suggestion, why didn't you just change it for me?
Dear little brother who opens my mail,
Jokes on you! It's tampon samples!
Dear homophobic boss,
If being gay is such a disease, can I call in sick for the rest of my life?
Dear 6'2" boyfriend,
You realize I can hear your heartbeat when we hug, right? That means I can hear how fast its beating after we kiss, too.
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