Need an ark?
Sincerely, I Noah guy
Dear "Pretty" girls at my school,
You do realize that back in the 1800's, the only women who wore make-up were prostitutes?
Sincerely, it explains SO much.
Please stop playing Peek-A-Boo. You're really not fooling anyo... WHAT!! WHERE DID YOU GO!!!
Sincerely, Surprised 1 year old
I'm am not calling you a slut, but there are a lot of new people all over your equipment lately.
Sincerely, tired of sweaty seconds.