Not every day is a good day. Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statue.
Sincerely, Jimmy John's poster.
When even my autistic little 11 year old sister says to me, "Sissy shouldn't boys like a girl for who they are, not because they wear makeup?" you know there's something wrong with society.
Sincerely, Yes sweetie. Hopefully you'll live in a world like that someday.
Just because you're older than me, doesn't mean you can do everything better than me.
Sincerely, the girl who just saved her friend's life after you (unsuccessfully) attempted CPR.
I really hope you think red, puffy eyes and a runny nose is attractive.
Sincerely, I cry every time I watch this movie
No offense, but sometimes I wish you had died as a child or something.
Sincerely, frustrated English student trying to understand you.
Do you ever get tired of "bored" meetings?
Sincerely, I would...
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Sincerely, Your very confused alarm clock.
Dear Binge Drinking Mother,
Please stop making anti-Semitic comments about my Jewish boyfriend.
Sincerely, Drunken Words are Sober Thoughts
Dear people who say you can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times,
Yes, you actually can.
Sincerely, the Mythbusters proved it
Dear girl playing volleyball with cuts on your arms,
I applaud you. Forget about them and keep doing what you're doing
Sincerely, girl who is 2 months clean, and still going
Dear friend who lost her virginity to a guy she's been dating less than a week,
Really? In the woods?
Sincerely, Now I know why I'm waiting for marriage...
Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Sincerely, A very devoted and heart-broken fan