Please stop covering yourselves in icing. You're beautiful just the way you are.
Please stop texting my girlfriend from my phone...
Sincerely, she thinks I'm schizophrenic.
Dear male part in Baby It's Cold Outside,
THE LADY SAID NO!
Sincerely, Draco Malfoy
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. we've been expecting you.