WAit, wait, wait, back up. YOU are upset with ME because MY safe, where I keep all of MY personal documents and MY emergency fund, was locked and YOU couldn't get in? What POSSIBLE reason could there be for you to need to be in there, at all?!
Sincerely, Good to know you're a klepto
Dear every teenager ever,
Just because everyone else does it doesn't mean you should.
Sincerely, waiting for the right guy and proud of it
Dear friend who is descended from african royality,
Just because you're black doesn't justify being mean to us, or telling us our problems don't exist, and we have "easy little lives." I have a severe disability (which actually does impact my job chances too), he is physically abused, and she is so poor she's about to be evicted. Intersectionality works as the cross-section between many different ways.
Sincerely, not every white person has pretty little lives.
Dear rude atheists,
Atheism is not a mark of higher intellect.
Sincerely, an accepting agnostic