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Dear everyone,
At one point in your childhood, your parents put you down and never picked you up again.
Dear blood,
Please, I really like keeping you inside me. However, when I find you on my hands or shirt at an otherwise inappropriate times does worry me a bit. Could you at least show me where you came from? It would be the least you could do.
Dear girl in my class,
Are you kidding me? We're discussing examples of sterotypes and pointing out how untrue they are.
Dear " I didn't have iPod/Phone/as a kid",
It's pretty easy to not have something that DIDN'T EXIST when you were a kid.
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Dear Best Guy Friend In The Whole World,
Maybe becoming a "thing" wasn't your most brilliant idea, but it was pretty damn close.
Dear Hollister,
I wear a size 13 in your store. Everywhere else, I'm a size 4.
Dear know-it-alls,
I know Subway can have as much sugar, fat and sodium as places like McDonalds. Thing is, I don't eat there for health/dieting reasons.
Dear girls wanting Disney to make a certain type of princess so more people feel beautiful,
I'm white and healthy and I don't relate to any of the current princesses.
Dear spiders,
Last time I checked, you curl up when it's below a certain temperature. It's below 20 degrees.
Dear people who argue online,
Please realise that calling someone an ignorant imbecile, numbskull moron or retard makes you look like an angry child
Dear random guy at school,
Thanks for telling me I looked pretty today....
Dear new friend,
I know I've only known you for less than a year, but you mean the world to me. It just breaks my heart when I see the scars on your wrist.
Dear those who say "respect your elders",
Please stop with that until you tell them to respect us as well. It works both ways.
Dear Fellow Uterus Owners,
Let's clarify once and for all: cramps, headaches, migraines, nausea, etc are very real physical symptoms. Nobody is denying this. "PMS Craziness" is, therefore, not just 'women are crazy amirite', it is a perfectly natural and logical reaction to having to deal with petty bullshit while in physical pain. The fact that this is being pointed out is in fact a good thing, as it stops people from thinking that we are actually mentally impaired simply because of our fertility cycle. That is a myth, and an offensive one. Shutting it down is a good thing.
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