Can I have my body back now? I don't even care about the hair, I just want my stamina to get through a day of work.
Sincerely, I'm only 23. I shouldn't have to deal with this.
Dear couple making out by the soda machine,
Please get a room. There are kids around and I came here to eat my lunch, not lose it.
Sincerely, single and happy for it
I forgot it was crazy hair day, but thanks.
Sincerely, my hair tie broke, trust me I wasn't trying for the craziest hair.
I know I am no Van Gogh, but did you really have to laugh?
Sincerely, actually its a bear from a different dimension.
We don't know when you like us either.
Sincerely, stop complaining
Dear boy who plays guitar in the band room,
There is nothing better than acoustic guitar in the morning.
Sincerely, your music make my day.
Dear student who blatantly ignored all the paper requirements TWICE,
Please accept my gratitude. Because of you, I can give all the other hardworking students a higher grade
Sincerely, TA who was wondering how she could make it work.
Dear male friend who likes our mutual female friend,
Please, just get together. The tension is irritating all of us to death. Just please man up, she likes you too!
Sincerely, all your friends who are tired of watching you two
When I come home from school I help my sister with her homework, do my own homework, go to work, and make my own dinner. The fact that you are drunk during this entire process doesn't help.
Sincerely, your more than slightly agitated 17 year old son
You're usually nice to me, but when you talk about how that one girl is such a "loser" and "has no friends", it makes me wonder what you say about me behind my back.
Sincerely, and that girl happens to be a good friend of mine.
Please don't ignore me everytime the girl you like shows up
Sincerely, the girl who was your friend first
I'm a Witch. Not like in Hansel and Gretel. Not like in Charmed. I practice energy, and conduct circles, and believe in the magic of Mother Nature. I'm not evil, and I don't worship Satan. We don't have a Satan. I worship energy, nature, and the universe--does that sound evil to you? It's the 21st century. Please get it right. I'm tired of being looked down upon when I say I'm Wiccan.
Sincerely, yes, this really is an issue
Please I read alot here about your gratitude to your soldiers for fighting over seas, but not once here or any other place have I ever heard an american thanking an foreigner for fighting in the same war. The latest, war against terror is notable you war. Your declaration. But the UK lost people. Canada lost people. Scandinavia lost people. They fought for your "freedom" also.
Sincerely, Where is the gratitude to them?
Please don't feel sorry for me because I don't have a boyfriend. I'd rather be alone than have one that talks to me the way yours talks to you.
Sincerely, your single and happy roommate