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Dear mom who walked in on me,
No I'm not touching myself, I'm making sure there are no surprise lumps.
Dear coworker,
I told you to not creep up on me while I'm cutting bread. Sorry not sorry about almost stabbing you.
Dear ridiculously high fever,
Please go away. I am way too old to get fevers this high.
Dear hot guy I sit beside in history,
The only reason he sat us beside each other is because he knows I won't talk around you..
Dear pokemon fans,
Don't worry I didn't Pikachu while you Togepi
Dear "can't you see we're talking?!",
Yes, I can. I can also see that you are standing in front of the store I want to enter, and that you just glared at me when I asked you to please move. So, yes, I am just going to push past you.
Dear girls,
Just because he doesn't have a pretty face, doesn't mean he doesn't have an amazing personality.
Dear cashier,
Yes, I am just buying my two girls ice cream, and no, my son doesn't get any. He has been throwing a tantrum this entire day, while both of my daughters have been well behaved, so they get rewarded with ice cream, and he doesn't. Please do not try and undercut my authority by giving him a cone anyway.
Dear Mormon boyfriend,
I really hope two years and 4,712 miles doesn't do any damage on us.
Dear Boyfriend,
Please Stop playing video games for a day and help me raise our kid. I love you, but I'm getting fed up.
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Dear anyone,
No one knows but it's been almost a year since I last self harmed.
Dear military older brother,
Please come home soon so that we can continue having light-saber fights and building pillow forts together.
Dear kids at school,
Please stop acting like little kids. We're high schoolers, and there's no need to go around humping each other and pretending to slap the teacher's butt when she bends over to get something. Really? You guys suck.
Dear Paranormal Activity,
I'm more scared that someone put cameras in your bedroom than all of those ghosts.
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