Dear Potty-Training Nephew,
If you have to go to the bathroom, please notify an adult... especially if you are going to be sitting on laps.
Sincerely, The Uncle Whose Pants You Also Peed...
Dear Guy I Used To Date,
I acted like psycho and deserve all the nasty things you are saying about me.
Sincerely, Don't even defend myself about it anymore
You do know that woman are mammals, right? Were supposed to grow hair down there.
Sincerely, just got a rash from over-waxing
Please come and confirm that I'm not pregnant
Sincerely, not sarcastic
Please stop being so fantastic and unrealistic. People keep leaving me for you.
I thought we agreed on December
Dear Sink Fairy,
Please be real. Wave your magic wand over those who put the dishes in the sink in the first place. Then you wouldn't have to visit so often.
Sincerely, Your Sidekick
Pleas understand that just because I believe in equality doesn't make me a communist.
Sincerely, Your Republican Son That You Raised Me To Be
Thanks for everything.
Sincerely, sticking around for a little longer
Dear ignorant people,
Please realize that anorexia and bulimia sufferers aren't attention whores. They are people with a real mental disorder.
Sincerely, an anorexic
Please realize that I'm a busy senior. I don't care that my ex is now dating a sophomore. Just let me focus on my college applications. Please. >.<
Sincerely, Sick and tired of the incessant drama
We said no boy drama this year! We've had enough the other three years of high school! What are you doing?!?
Dear new person at church,
If you want to hold my son, you will approach where he can see you and hold your hands out and let him CHOOSE whether he wants to go to you. You will not come up behind him and snatch him from my arms without him even knowing you're there. I know you think he is cute (and I agree!) but to him you are a stranger, and I myself have only met you a few times. Back off.
Sincerely, A mama bear
Dear male friend,
Thanks for being totally chill about lying on my stomach while we watched TV together. I would do it with any of my female friends, and it's nice to know that just because you're a different gender, you aren't automatically involved with my romantic/sex life.
Sincerely, a girl who's glad that friends can be friends