Dear super hot male teacher trying to teach about reproduction,
Is this as awkward for you as it is for us?
Sincerely, all girl class
Yes, I see you checking yourself out in the shop windows.
Sincerely, amused driver.
Dear I love you like Snape loves Lily,
I love you like Lily loves Snape.
Dear people in their cars that honk.0034 seconds after the light turns green,
I swear to God, if you do it again, I will turn off my car, sit on the hood, and feed birds for an hour.
Sincerely, pissed off driver