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Dear world,
Not every day is a good day. Some days, you're the pigeon. Some days, you're the statue.
Dear World,
When even my autistic little 11 year old sister says to me, "Sissy shouldn't boys like a girl for who they are, not because they wear makeup?" you know there's something wrong with society.
Dear adults,
Just because you're older than me, doesn't mean you can do everything better than me.
Dear date,
I really hope you think red, puffy eyes and a runny nose is attractive.
Dear Shakespeare,
No offense, but sometimes I wish you had died as a child or something.
Dear CEOs,
Do you ever get tired of "bored" meetings?
Dear Republicans,
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Dear Binge Drinking Mother,
Please stop making anti-Semitic comments about my Jewish boyfriend.
Dear people who say you can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times,
Yes, you actually can.
Dear girl playing volleyball with cuts on your arms,
I applaud you. Forget about them and keep doing what you're doing
Dear friend who lost her virginity to a guy she's been dating less than a week,
Really? In the woods?
Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Dear Republican grandparents who watch Fox News,
Please do not ask me if I'm going to join ISIS when I get letters from my pen pal who happen to be muslim.
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