Dear mom who walked in on me,
No I'm not touching myself, I'm making sure there are no surprise lumps.
Sincerely, grandma had breast cancer and I want to try and catch anything before its too late
I told you to not creep up on me while I'm cutting bread. Sorry not sorry about almost stabbing you.
Sincerely, paranoid woman with fast reflexes
Dear ridiculously high fever,
Please go away. I am way too old to get fevers this high.
Sincerely, I can't afford to miss this much work!
Dear hot guy I sit beside in history,
The only reason he sat us beside each other is because he knows I won't talk around you..
Sincerely, you're way too attractive for me
Dear pokemon fans,
Don't worry I didn't Pikachu while you Togepi
Sincerely, Sorry, couldn't resist
Dear "can't you see we're talking?!",
Yes, I can. I can also see that you are standing in front of the store I want to enter, and that you just glared at me when I asked you to please move. So, yes, I am just going to push past you.
Sincerely, that "rude moron"
Just because he doesn't have a pretty face, doesn't mean he doesn't have an amazing personality.
Sincerely, I love him for everything else. His looks are a bonus
Yes, I am just buying my two girls ice cream, and no, my son doesn't get any. He has been throwing a tantrum this entire day, while both of my daughters have been well behaved, so they get rewarded with ice cream, and he doesn't. Please do not try and undercut my authority by giving him a cone anyway.
Sincerely, A mother who uses proper parenting techniques
Dear Mormon boyfriend,
I really hope two years and 4,712 miles doesn't do any damage on us.
Sincerely, your Catholic girlfriend
Please Stop playing video games for a day and help me raise our kid. I love you, but I'm getting fed up.
Sincerely, Your girlfriend who is tired of feeling like a single parent
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Sincerely, he literally just kissed my cheek.
No one knows but it's been almost a year since I last self harmed.
Sincerely, just needed to say it to someone.
Dear military older brother,
Please come home soon so that we can continue having light-saber fights and building pillow forts together.
Sincerely, your younger sister who loves you and thinks about you every day.
Dear kids at school,
Please stop acting like little kids. We're high schoolers, and there's no need to go around humping each other and pretending to slap the teacher's butt when she bends over to get something. Really? You guys suck.
Sincerely, a girl who actually goes to school to learn.