please explain to me one thing, why?
Sincerely, the plot is confusing and i haven't figured it out yet
I just wanted you to know that I am aware that I am short.
Sincerely, Sick of being reminded.
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Sincerely, the ticked off girlfriend with a field hockey stick
Could you find another way to tell me eating pop tarts and donuts and drinking slurpees and sodas is a bad idea?
Sincerely, it's 12:15 AM I can't sleep and I'm resisting the urge to violently puke my guts out
Dear youth pastor,
I've stopped trying to understand the crazy, random things we do at youth group. The Harlem Shake was fun, seeing you in a dress and wig was better.
Sincerely, I wouldn't leave you guys for anything.
Dear George Michael,
Please understand we knew you were gay all along, love you this way, and don't want you to change. We only pretended you were het so our boring boyfriends would dance.
Sincerely, 80s Party Girls
Dear Dorm Douchebags,
How many times do I have to say, "I'm a lesbian" before you stop harassing me?
Sincerely, I wouldn't be interested even if I was straight
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Sincerely, I'm not going to be a mathematician.
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Sincerely, gag everytime I suck on a cherry-flavored cough drop.
Dear "Driving around town with the girl I love",
I see you and I'm like... You know what I'm like.
How did you not notice me making hearteyes at you for MONTHS?? You were supposed to be the smartest kid in out year...
Sincerely, Super in love with you but too shy to do anything about it
Dear people who say we'll all die from ebola,
Of course we will. Just like we all died from swine flu, avian flu, SARS and mad cow disease?
Dear my dad's girlfriend who's staying with us,
Please stop blaming every wrong thing you do on your mental problems.
Sincerely, your boyfriend's teenager daughter who knows you smoke weed
If I can walk into the first day of a course, take the book, never attend a day save the midterm and the final, and still ace both tests leaving me with an A+, there's something wrong.
Sincerely, Why am I paying thousands of dollars for a talking textbook that only functions in 45 minute interva