Dear Miley Cyrus,
You need a butt to twerk...
Sincerely, a curvy woman
Please require vaccines for park entry!
Sincerely, someone who loves the park but doesn't want to die!
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Sincerely, someone who met their love at church
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world