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Dear pregnant friend,
What's the difference between you and a lightbulb?
Dear oblivious anatomy professor,
Please don't expect us to maintain a studious atmosphere when you refer to the buccinator as "the sucking and blowing muscle.".
Dear tailgater behind me,
Let's test this: if I can't see your head lights, can you see my tail lights?
Dear makeup ads,
Just because your model can pull off purple eyeshadow and green eyeliner doesn't mean I can.
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