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Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Dear "Driving around town with the girl I love",
I see you and I'm like... You know what I'm like.
Dear homework ,
Thanks to you I have cleaned my room done my laundry and walked my dog and did the dishes
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Dear People who want Cheap Accessable flying cars,
It is hard enough for you to drive on two dimensions. Imagine how how many accidents there would be in three. Plus, think of where the cars would land when they crash.
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Dear Father Who Stiffed Me Last Night,
I watched your kids 3 from 5pm to 3am last night so you could go to that wedding. We discussed my rate per hour. You really though you could bully me into not charging you? And you thought when I wouldn't leave without my pay it would be a good idea to slap me in the hotel lobby?
Dear drivers,
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Dear Apple,
Please make iPhone chargers a few feet longer.
Dear laundry detergent commercials,
It would be nice to know if your product can wash out blood stains.
Dear Internet,
You have nothing on me, cos' tonight, I am going to sleep at 11.30 p.m.
Dear "Alone with cake batter",
Can I join you?
Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
Dear Residents,
Please stop locking yourselves out of your rooms. Your adults bring your key with you!
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
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