You made a mistake in buying me. I will now take control of your life until the day I die. For if you do anything out of line of what I want from you, I can sink my ever-so-sharp teeth into your neck at full force in the dead of night when you're dreaming about how you wish you could have had a dog instead.
Sincerely, Your Ever-so-Loving Cat
Please remember that life sucks, get over it!!
Sincerely, A pessamist
Please remember that I am 25. You are about 50 years early.
Sincerely, Hospitalised for 3 days and still can't breathe.
Dear People reading this,
I'm avoiding three study guides, a packet about verbs, nouns, parts of speech, exedra, and a paper on Roman History.
Sincerely, What about you?
Dear Future College Students,
Never take two different lab classes at once (Anatomy and Microbiology for example). You will never know sleep again....
Sincerely, An Incredibly Frazzled Student
Dear Swimsuit Season,
It's hard to accomplish anything when staying awake is a feat.
Sincerely, minerals depleted
Dear people of dearblankpleaseblank,
I agree that being a virgin doesn't make someone better than everyone else, but you make it sound it's okay for teenagers to have sex.
Dear popular girl who bullied me in high school,
Thank you for liking my post on Facebook about me being down a dress size even though I'm still overweight. It meant more to me than you'll ever know.
Sincerely, faith restored and feeling confident
Dear Nail Polish Companies,
Please consider making shorter, wider bottles of nail polish.
Sincerely, tired of having to throw out half empty bottles because the wand is too short to reach the bottom
So, your girlfriend hasn't left OUR house in 2 months, she eats/sleeps/showers and does her laundry here and now also receives her mail here; yet you insist you haven't moved her in?
Sincerely, Yeah, I'm not an idiot
Dear older brother,
Please stop treating my bipolar friend like trash. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that's because you called her a cunt for standing up for me when you were threatening me.
Sincerely, she's not that bad. In fact, she's better than you.
Dear maybe we need a refresher on the word "equality",
Maybe we need a refresher on how hard it was for white males to gain their rights and power.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Blacks, Women, Asians, and Hispanics all worked their asses off to get almost as many rig
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Sincerely, Came to watch you game, not flash me
Dear social media socialites,
Do you really need to update us on every living moment of your life? Yes, we know you go to the bathroom. Yes, we know you eat. Yes, we know you bathe and take showers (I hope). Yes, we know you have sex. Yes, we know you have to raise your kids.
Sincerely, we know you live a life, you don't have to prove it
Dear Religions of the World,
We may have our differences, but I think we can agree on one thing: Scientology is a brainwashing, money-schaming, phony cult
Sincerely, The "creator" of Scientology wrote about it in a science FICTION book., and whats more he was dared