Dear 'quenching' body wash,
You have no power here!
Sincerely, extremely cold, dry weather
Dear Doctor Who,
If the weeping angels are made of stone, that means they can crack, crumble, and erode.
Sincerely, forget sonic screwdrivers, a jackhammer will save you all the trouble!
Dear Extremely Messy Roommate,
Please don't leave your boots in front of the door because they pose a hazard at night.
Sincerely, I almost died today
Dear girls who "just love this new perfume!",
We should be able to smell it... Not taste it
Sincerely, everyone else
Dear people who think high school has too much drama,,
Do you even remember elementary school?
Sincerely, he stole my crayon! She won't let me play tag with her! We're not friends anymore, wanna be my best
Please allow my nail varnish to dry next time I decide to treat myself.
Sincerely, Almost wee'd myself.
Dear people who want you to report bullying to the authorities,
They'll get 5 days suspension at best, and then make fun of you for thinking that works. My best friend's dad works for the school board, and people constantly tell her to kill herself. Her dad knows and they don't do anything about it.
Sincerely, girl who knows they only help good kids
One day, I will be your Empress......KIDDING! That's way too much work and I'm lazy...Or am I just lying to give you a false sense of security? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA >:)
Sincerely, Empress(or not) Jaliya
Dear Verification Codes,
Please stop mashing all the letter/numbers together into meaningless jumble and add random lines throughout. I was supposed to verify not decode
Sincerely, 20/20 vision and still can't read them
Please give us more than 13 seconds to pack our stuff up
Sincerely, there's still 5 minutes left my ass
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Sincerely, Always wondering father
Dear people who put unnecessary commas in the middle of their sentences,,
Please realise that is not, where they go.
Sincerely, 3rd grade grammar.
Dear, Waiter @ Apple Bee's,
Thank you for singing material girl when it came on the radio you officially made my night
Sincerely, amused costumer
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but no one needs to watch movies that loudly at three thirty in the morning.
Sincerely, Now that I'm awake, can I come watch Hitch with you?