Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
Please understand that I do listen to what you say and take it very much to heart. When I tell you words hurt, I really mean it and if you doubt that, I'll throw a dictionary at you.
Sincerely, changed your mind yet?
Please explain how the gourmet yogurt flown in from Maine and packed in plastic is more environmentally friendly and ethical than the chickens I raised, killed, and cleaned up after myself.
Sincerely, Tired of your Pomposity
Yeah, I own a European car. In fact, I own two.
Sincerely, But I live in Europe.
Is it true you get paid for how long you are on the phone for?
Sincerely, I won't buy your product but I'll listen to you talk!
I'm so sorry you chose common sense as your dump stat. "Really, really wanting" a game isn't enough, you have to actually pre-order it to guarantee you get one.
Sincerely, the sold out, "moron" game clerk
Sorry, I love you and all, but I'm still not happy about september coming soon.
Sincerely, I'm sorry, but you're just not Hogwarts...
Dear School Dress Codes,
We are not sexual in any way. Why do we need to be covered up?
Sincerely, Shoulders and Legs
Please stop interrupting me when I'm doing my homework
Sincerely, this is due tomorrow
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Sincerely, let's be real here, nobody sane is gonna wear that...
You make me smile even when I don't want to. You are amazing and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
Sincerely, your girl with the dazed look and dopey smile.
I hate you.
Sincerely, still procrastinating
Dear people on Facebook,
I'm sorry for wishing you a happy birthday and your birthday isn't for another few months, but if I get a notification saying it's your birthday, I'm gonna wish you a happy birthday.
Sincerely, if you changed it to your real birthday, this wouldn't happen
Please stop walking slowly behind me during tests.
Sincerely, a nervous student