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Dear glasses wearer,
Please note that if you leave your glasses lying around, I will inevitably try them on.
Dear Americans,
Remember how you said a black guy would be president when pigs flew? You're welcome.
Dear teacher who said "no offense" when you called me a Negro,
I'm only half black.
Dear teens about to do homework,
You should go on Facebook, someone liked your status. Oh, and update your Twitter too, you haven't done that since like yesterday! Don't forget to check your email though. Oh, and your AIM. Did I mention that YouTube has a hilarious new video?
Dear shoe,
Please make that squeaking sound again.
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