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Dear life,
please explain to me one thing, why?
Dear world,
I just wanted you to know that I am aware that I am short.
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Dear stomach,
Could you find another way to tell me eating pop tarts and donuts and drinking slurpees and sodas is a bad idea?
Dear youth pastor,
I've stopped trying to understand the crazy, random things we do at youth group. The Harlem Shake was fun, seeing you in a dress and wig was better.
Dear George Michael,
Please understand we knew you were gay all along, love you this way, and don't want you to change. We only pretended you were het so our boring boyfriends would dance.
Dear Dorm Douchebags,
How many times do I have to say, "I'm a lesbian" before you stop harassing me?
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Dear "Driving around town with the girl I love",
I see you and I'm like... You know what I'm like.
Dear Alex,
How did you not notice me making hearteyes at you for MONTHS?? You were supposed to be the smartest kid in out year...
Dear people who say we'll all die from ebola,
Of course we will. Just like we all died from swine flu, avian flu, SARS and mad cow disease?
Dear my dad's girlfriend who's staying with us,
Please stop blaming every wrong thing you do on your mental problems.
Dear college,
If I can walk into the first day of a course, take the book, never attend a day save the midterm and the final, and still ace both tests leaving me with an A+, there's something wrong.
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