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Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Dear public,
Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Dear Life,
You need to slow the frick down.
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Dear friend,
Please forgive me for telling the guidance counselors on you. I was only trying to help you. I'm scared for you. It hurts me more than you can know when I see the scars from the cuts on your arms.
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Dear grandma,
Please understand that just because my boyfriend is Indian it doesn't mean he's going to try to take me away to India and make me a Hindu, he was born and raised in America. Besides, maybe I would like to go India. It is not for you to decide and I would appreciate it if you kept your racist opinions to yourself. I love him. That's all that matters.
Dear World,
Please Don't judge Australians based on our current idiot prime minister.
Dear parents,
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Dear person who decided woman should shave their legs,,
Please tell me why this was necessary.
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Dear slut shamers,
If wearing short skirts and low cut tops makes me a slut, and modest, non-revealing clothes make me a good girl - Will wearing a wedding dress make me married?
Dear Guy in my building,
Please don't glare at me when I open the building "only" two minutes early. Next time, don't be wearing shorts in a snow storm maybe?
Dear world,
Please tell me what Chuck E. Cheese's middle name is
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