Dear role model,
Please never stop being brilliant, inspirational, and adorable. I've never known anyone as perfect as you before and you show me what and who I should strive to be.
Sincerely, an amazed girl
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please stop "shielding" me so much. It was greatly appreciated when I was younger, but I think I'm old enough to watch PG-13 movies now.
Sincerely, sixteen and old enough
Dear driver behind me,
No, I'm not about to run over animals crossing the road just so you can get to you destination 2 minutes faster. You're just going to have to wait. Your horn isn't going to change anything.
Sincerely, its called patience.
Dear World History Teacher,
Please stop thinking I'm an idiot and can't write or spell just because I take my notes in shorthand and use abbreviations. You talk fast and I need to shorten things to keep up.
Sincerely, I'm getting sick of your surprise when you read my papers. You need to stop jumping to conclusions.
Dear Australian who likes cold weather,
Please I would love to swap with you! Just set a date and I'll switch with you then.
Sincerely, an American.
Dear friend who used to check under my bracelets every day,
I miss you
Sincerely, not upsetting you was my secret motivation not to hurt myself
Please stop looking over my shoulder when im taking a test
Sincerely, a already stressed out student
What did I ever do to you?
Sincerely, a girl who just wants to go to school without feeling like crap
I know we're siblings and that siblings are supposed to fight, but insults from you are the ones that hurt the most
Sincerely, your younger sister who knows she isn't as pretty or smart or popular as you.
Dear Chemistry Professor,
Please don't lecture me about how awful pesticides are when you hear my parents own a pest control company and that I am a licensed exterminator. I understand that you don't like pesticides but my parents work hard to pay the bills and I need the extra money to pay for this college education you are suppose to be providing me.
Sincerely, I very annoyed, exterminator/college student who is paying for school all by herself
I am tired of being constricted by what other people think is possible.
Sincerely, a frustrated human
Dear rude customer,
It is my job to make your meal as enjoyable as possible. It is not, however, my job to tolerate homophobic insults.
Sincerely, the gay waiter
Dear past self,
Why did you want to grow up? You could play all day and your biggest worry was how to get out of eating mom's terrible broccoli
Sincerely, high school student who is sick of being asked what he's gonna do with his life
Dear pet gecko,
Why are you eating your foot? Should I be doing something about this?
Sincerely, your easily amused and concerned owner
Dear folks with crushes,
Stop waiting for the object of your affection to "take a hint." Contrary to popular belief on this site, cute people are not psychic, and do not know that your gazing wistfully off into the distance or responding to texts promptly equals romantic attraction. So here's a nifty idea: tell them! With your words! Taking action happens to be very sexy.
Sincerely, dating's tricky enough without the telepathic undertones