Dear waxing strips ads,
Waxing smoothy smoothy legs that have zero hair on them is not realistic. Wax a gorilla, then I'll be impressed.
Sincerely, hairy legs everywhere
Dear person annoyed with the shuffle on your iPod,
You could always just make a playlist with all your favourite songs and shuffle through those.
Sincerely, don't blame your iPod
Please stop requiring that I check in with you every time I go out, and tell you who I'm with, where I'm at, and when I'm going to be home. You're being ridiculously overbearing.
Sincerely, I'm 27
Dear guys who complain about lack of "Nerd Girls",
I am a complete nerd girl. Video games, board games, you name it. I worked at a gaming store, judging Magic the Gathering tournaments, for a year. 99% of you complained behind my back about me "friendzoning" you. No, all it took was one guy handing me his number. It's not that we don't exist, it is that you guys need to grow a pair.
Sincerely, we are engaged now and you ARE STILL COMPLAINING
Dear "In Ancient Rome homosexuality was encouraged because a man would fight better if he was trying to impress his lover ",
You mean ancient Greece. The Romans frowned upon it.
Sincerely, at least get your facts straight...
Dear stressed out teenagers,
Just wait until University! My friend came back to visit and says that hers has a room full of puppies that students can go to at any time in the day for stress relief.
Sincerely, I think I know where I'm going...
Sincerely, college application process
Dear Trans coworker,
I don't care what your prefered pronouns are, I'm going to call you dude, bro or gurl because thats how I refer to everyone.
Sincerely, I'm bad at names.
Dear Girls searching for Prince Charming,
Please remember the movie Shrek, if you do then you remember Prince Charming was a spoiled mommas boy who was a cry baby and was a total dick
Sincerely, why not find a hard working man who can take care of you?
Dear people complaining about scholarships,
They make scholarships for literally everything, because they want everyone to go to college and succeed, without any excuses. it's not about race
Sincerely, just won scholarships for best milk mustache and being a sophomore