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Dear men,
Please my dad always makes his own sandwich. He never even asks.
Dear male working at Victoria secret,
Don't look at me when I give you a pair of boy shorts at the check out counter!
Dear Cats,
Please remember that under most circumstances you shouldn't really poop on the floor by the litter box.
Dear blinker,
Please synchronize with my music...
Dear Everyone,
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not sensitive about my weight.
Dear people who say they couldn't live without meat,
If you tried, you could too
Dear people who say disney movies have hidden inappropriate messages,
It's probably just a coincidence
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Dear people complaining about their jobs,
Please try to be thankful that you at least have a job. Millions of people would love to have your "problem."
Dear World,
Please stop believing that there is one type of Christian. I hate being stereotyped just as much as you do.
Dear john,
I'm alive please forgive me
Dear Shoppers,
Please know that the employees of the stores you go to on Black Friday are only there because you are. We want to spend time with our families on Thanksgiving without worring about leaving early to have to work at midnight or earlier.
Dear father,
I am so allergic to chlorophyll that even brushing up against plants gives me really bad hives.
Dear People who say "why doesn't Voldemort use magic to give himself a nose?",
He used magic to make his nose smaller, why would he put it back?
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
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