Oh, so this stranger you don't know, the one you made out with at a party earlier, randomly shows up IN YOUR GARDEN in the middle of the night, UNDER YOUR WINDOW? And then you agreed to MARRY HIM?
Sincerely, I would have called the cops, but that seems legit too...
Dear best guy friend who keeps sending me awesome music,
Please don't ever stop!
Sincerely, I think I want to marry you
I'm a capable person that can achieve their goals. I don't need you to get in the way and make me doubt myself. Everything will be fine, and even if it's not there's always next time.
Sincerely, Trust me, I got this.
Please stop auto-starting videos as I am scrolling past.
Sincerely, If I want to watch them I will click.
Can't you just once say "yeah that sucks"
Sincerely, "everything happens for a reason"
Dear Worldwide customers of Retail outlets including Fast Food.,
Please note, that the people behind the register or counter have absolutely nothing to do with prices of merchandise.
Sincerely, Every Retail and Fast Food Worker in the World.
Dear girl that loves to spread lies,
Please shut up already, nobody believes you anyway.
Sincerely, even the teachers hate you
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not sensitive about my weight.
Sincerely, Uncomfortably skinny girl
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Sincerely, it's not you, it's me.
Dear fellow movie goers,
I in no way feel bad about ruining the end of the movie.
Sincerely, If you read the book you would have already known
Dear ignorant freshman,
Please realize that there is violence in other countries other than the ones in the Middle East. Have you ever heard of the Colombian drug cartels?
Sincerely, get a clue
Dear girls at school,
I know I made a mistake, but your verbal abuse makes you no better than me. I apologized to everyone, what more do you want?
Sincerely, I've had two panic attacks in the last week
Please, go ahead and tell everyone I'm psycho but leave out the part where you were a complete asshole with no respect for anyone.
Sincerely, the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Dear first day of school,
can I have a rain check?
Sincerely, not ready!