Horses don't have periods. Cows, mice, rabbits, dogs, cats, mooses (meese?), reindeer, antelope don't have periods, and they can all reproduce just fine, Why, oh why, are we the unlucky ones?
Sincerely, lady in pain
Dear Psycholgy Class,
Please realize that everyone has different music taste. Get over it.
Sincerely, The girl who is in love with 90s rock
Please stop acting like the world is ending when I start talking.
Sincerely, Quiet Girl
You wonder why teen anxiety and stress levels are so high...
Sincerely, stop telling us that our B+ isn't a good enough effort
Dear older brother,
Please continue to never get angry at me for calling you and talking about stupid things even though you are busy at college.
Sincerely, your little sister
Thanks for making me literally force my eyes open and place stinging pieces of plastic in my eyes every single morning.
Sincerely, it really wakes me up.
Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
Sincerely, I will pass out from the amount of blood loss.
Dear Wizarding World,
If you kill the greatest wizard of all time, you become the greatest wizard of all time. Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time. Snape killed Dumbledore. Nagini killed Snape. Neville killed Nagini.
Sincerely, Conclusion: Neville is the greatest wizard of all time
Dear Person driving their car really fast next to the curb in a torrential downpour,
Sincerely, Soaked pedestrian
Dear one curious kid since five years old,
The "E" in "Chuck. E. Cheese" stands for Entertainment ^-^
Sincerely, teen girl who works there
Dear Objectified Women,
Objectify means to "to present as an object." An object is defined as "a thing, person, or matter to which thought or action is directed." You might want to use a different word.
Sincerely, The Dictionary
When you said that you thought we could kill Prince Joffrey together, I think I fell in love with you.
Lets be fools and rush in
Dear Angry Starbucks Customer,
I'm sorry I had to ask you to repeat your drink order of a Quad shot Venti Iced Caramel Macciato upside down. You were speaking fast and it was my first day.
Sincerely, New Starbucks Barista