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Dear friends,
Depression isn't contagious.
Dear America,
Please stop giving young girls role models who happen to be skin and bones. I know many people are overweight, but I think there should be more genuinely curvy role models out there for young girls such as Jennifer Lawrence who stays healthy but doesn't stress over being a size zero.
Dear atheist complaining to me about how religious people shove their beliefs in your face,
If we have to keep our religion out of your face, you have to keep your hate for religion out of our face.
Dear parents that won't let me eat on the couch,
Exactly how often do you spill on your chair at the dinner table?
Dear college,
I hate you.
Dear ignorant pig male in my physics class,
No, men are not all around superior to women. I can hold my breath, swimming upside down without plugging my nose, for 2 lengths of a pool COMPLETELY under water. And i can point my toes. Can you?
Dear Christians who think homosexuality is wrong,
I don't know why I'm gay. It might be genetics, or unconscious psychology, or the will of God, but it certainly wasn't my decision. You say your God values kindness and forgiveness; if that's true, why would he punish my love, in which I had no choice, and reward you for being judgemental and hateful? Yes, you're allowed to not like homosexuality. But I'm allowed to think you're mistaken.
Dear People feeling upset,
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Dear Teacher,
How can you afford an iPad, iPhone, and the new apple laptop and still not afford cable?!
Dear girls,
With very few excpetions, i.e. rape, there is no excuse for an unwanted pregnancy.
Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Dear boss,
Please don't make our meetings at 10pm if you expect me to show up smiling with a positive attitude.
Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Dear super tan friends,
Yes, I know I'm pale. No I'm not a ghost and I can't help my skin tone. Please stop making fun of me.
Ma'am,
It doesn't matter how I pack the cans into your bag, they are not going to magically get lighter.
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