Dear JK Rowling,
I am a proud Slytherin, like one quarter of your fans on Pottermore are. Please make us all happy and write a short story containing at least one kind Slytherin.
Sincerely, "I am never going over to the Dark Side!"
Thanks for not being dead. I'm alive today because of my faith in You
Please wake up earlier on Christmas. I woke up at 4 am this year and then at 6 and then at 8, and you all didn't even budge til 11. I can't stand just staring at the gifts, and I want to be there when you open yours.
Sincerely, the early riser
Dear People Who Have Asked,
No, I didn't enlist in the Marines a year after my boyfriend did to 'follow him in' so that I could 'see him more often'. That's like saying he was an engineer and I also wanted to be an engineer so I went to a school all the way across the country from him a year later so that I could 'be with him more'. Except I get to see him less because vacation days while on a tour of duty suck compared to college vacations. Are you stupid?
Sincerely, Girl with her own aspirations and better things to do than follow a guy around
Dear People asking for a biracial Disney couple,
Dear other countries,
Please stop thinking that I ride a kangaroo to school.
Sincerely, 13 year old Australian girl who still gets excited when she sees a kangaroo
Dear guy I met on the internet,
Please don't be a creeper. But even if you are, at least it was fun talking to you.
Sincerely, girl being honest online for once.
Dear Disney's "Planes",
Psh. We all know it's just "Cars" in the sky. What's next? "Boats"? "Helicopters"?
Sincerely, Someone who would like to see new, original children's movies.
Dear non-believing friend,
You have no problem talking about your latest high or how drunk you got last night, yet as soon as I bring up something about what I did in church, you roll your eyes and complain about how much you "hate religion"?
Sincerely, I'm not the intolerant one here
Dear fellow college students,
Please realize that not all Northerners are somehow immune from the cold weather and shouldn't be complaining about it.
Sincerely, we too have working bodies that can feel what the freakingtemperature is.
Dear Loch Ness Monster,
Please I'd like some waffle fries and a coke... For free!
Sincerely, Numa Numa guy
Dear best friend's dad,
Your daughter is crying because you are are playing a power struggle using her and her 8 year old sister against your ex-wife; not because of "teenage girls and their drama". You should not limit or monitor her phone calls to her mom.
Sincerely, that is abuse.
Please realize that though you don't compliment me often or always say sweet things,I love it and appreciate it all that much more when you do.
Sincerely, your girlfriend who appreciates the "little things"
My parents have tirelessly worked to send me to a good school and go on holidays. They were not born with golden spoons.
Sincerely, stop taking money out of your son's bank account and get a job.