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Dear women,
Horses don't have periods. Cows, mice, rabbits, dogs, cats, mooses (meese?), reindeer, antelope don't have periods, and they can all reproduce just fine, Why, oh why, are we the unlucky ones?
Dear Psycholgy Class,
Please realize that everyone has different music taste. Get over it.
Dear classmates,
Please stop acting like the world is ending when I start talking.
Dear school,
You wonder why teen anxiety and stress levels are so high...
Dear older brother,
Please continue to never get angry at me for calling you and talking about stupid things even though you are busy at college.
Dear contacts,
Thanks for making me literally force my eyes open and place stinging pieces of plastic in my eyes every single morning.
Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
Dear Wizarding World,
If you kill the greatest wizard of all time, you become the greatest wizard of all time. Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time. Snape killed Dumbledore. Nagini killed Snape. Neville killed Nagini.
Dear Person driving their car really fast next to the curb in a torrential downpour,
DAMN YOU.
Dear one curious kid since five years old,
The "E" in "Chuck. E. Cheese" stands for Entertainment ^-^
Dear Objectified Women,
Objectify means to "to present as an object." An object is defined as "a thing, person, or matter to which thought or action is directed." You might want to use a different word.
Dear boy,
When you said that you thought we could kill Prince Joffrey together, I think I fell in love with you.
Dear Girlfriend,
Lets be fools and rush in
Dear Angry Starbucks Customer,
I'm sorry I had to ask you to repeat your drink order of a Quad shot Venti Iced Caramel Macciato upside down. You were speaking fast and it was my first day.
Dear church leaders who say cutting is a sin,
I wasn't aware that having depression was Biblically wrong
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