Depression isn't contagious.
Sincerely, you can still talk to me.
Please stop giving young girls role models who happen to be skin and bones. I know many people are overweight, but I think there should be more genuinely curvy role models out there for young girls such as Jennifer Lawrence who stays healthy but doesn't stress over being a size zero.
Sincerely, a stick or obesity.... Is there no balance?
Dear atheist complaining to me about how religious people shove their beliefs in your face,
If we have to keep our religion out of your face, you have to keep your hate for religion out of our face.
Sincerely, religious person who keeps my beliefs to myself, unlike you.
Dear parents that won't let me eat on the couch,
Exactly how often do you spill on your chair at the dinner table?
Sincerely, I'm eating at a coffee table
I hate you.
Sincerely, still procrastinating
Dear ignorant pig male in my physics class,
No, men are not all around superior to women. I can hold my breath, swimming upside down without plugging my nose, for 2 lengths of a pool COMPLETELY under water. And i can point my toes. Can you?
Sincerely, didn't think so. Don't tell a synchronized swimmer you are better at EVERYTHING.
Dear Christians who think homosexuality is wrong,
I don't know why I'm gay. It might be genetics, or unconscious psychology, or the will of God, but it certainly wasn't my decision. You say your God values kindness and forgiveness; if that's true, why would he punish my love, in which I had no choice, and reward you for being judgemental and hateful? Yes, you're allowed to not like homosexuality. But I'm allowed to think you're mistaken.
Sincerely, a tired lesbian who never asked for this
Dear People feeling upset,
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Sincerely, Eleanor Roosevelt
How can you afford an iPad, iPhone, and the new apple laptop and still not afford cable?!
Sincerely, I have to hear about your life everyday. I'm going to judge.
With very few excpetions, i.e. rape, there is no excuse for an unwanted pregnancy.
Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Sincerely, so don't tell me I'm too young. I already know.
Please don't make our meetings at 10pm if you expect me to show up smiling with a positive attitude.
Sincerely, it's past my bedtime
Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Sincerely, "almond orange thingy - $1.25"
Dear super tan friends,
Yes, I know I'm pale. No I'm not a ghost and I can't help my skin tone. Please stop making fun of me.
Sincerely, not a vampire either...