Dear websites with accidental texts from parents about cheating,
If any of this were true, you would realize that getting a text like that is traumatic and upsetting. The last thing you are thinking about is exploiting it.
Sincerely, This happened to me and I'm not the same anymore
I love naturally red hair. You get bonus points if you have freckles.
Sincerely, Yes, there are people who love gingers.
Dear adorable dog,
I rarely mind your antics when it comes to going outside, but today of all days please hurry it up and go!
Sincerely, Its below zero and I cant feel my fingers anymore
Dear waiters and watresses,
Please don't ask me if I am a vampire when I ask what has garlic in it and laugh in my face when I say no.
Sincerely, a girl whose throat will close up if she eats garlic
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Sincerely, Always wondering father
Dear Doctor Who,
If the weeping angels are made of stone, that means they can crack, crumble, and erode.
Sincerely, forget sonic screwdrivers, a jackhammer will save you all the trouble!
Please be nicer to and about your teachers. They go into a nearly thankless and very difficult job with not nearly as much pay as they deserve just to help you get a decent education.
Sincerely, a student who appreciates my teachers
Dear Mozzy the Cat,
Please feel free to sit on my face as a sign that it's time for your breakfast, I don't need to breathe anyway.
Sincerely, nothing like the smell of your arse first thing in the morning.
Dear best friend,
It's not funny when you text me after school induction day to say that you've found four awesome new friends, that you've replaced me and don't want me anymore. You know I have abandonment issues.
Sincerely, at least I know it took FOUR of them to replace ONE of me...
Dear Dudes trying to hit on me,,
If you know who John Eggbert,Ask Ketchum, Nibbles, Bean the Dynamite, Kiku Honda, and Princess Luna are and have an awesome sense of humor then it might happen.
Sincerely, Yeah Im a nerd. No Im not desperate
Please tell me why an "A" is now an expected grade when it used to be F for failure, D for bad, C for average, B for Good, and A for damn near perfect?
Sincerely, Solid B/B+ student not accepted to college
We should just let gay people get married; marriage is a joke anyway. People marry for tax benefits or because they think they're in “love,” and 50% of marriages end in divorce anyway. Gay people can't possibly ruin the institution of marriage any more than the celebrities whose "marriages" lasted less than 24 hours.
I'm not ready. I don't think I'll ever be.
Sincerely, girl who wants to pull a Peter Pan
Dear geeky guy who texts me,
Please don't stop texting me, it makes me smile 20x more plus you're cute
Sincerely, the hopeless romantic
Dear Fellow Teenagers,
We don't need to text every second of every day, and 99% if a text is an emoji or a word like okay, yeah, or yup it is acceptable for it the be the end of the conversation. It isn't that I don't like you or don't want to talk to you, I just don't want to text you every second of my life long past when we've run out of anything to say.
Sincerely, Tired of being connected to my phone