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Dear Lady behind me in the line at the pharmacists,
Please feel free to shut up. Yes, I am refilling my birth control prescription. It actually isn't so I can "slut myself around", but even if it was you have no right to speak to me like that.
Dear people who think that introvert=quiet,
Being an introvert doesn't mean that I'm shy, quiet, or even that I dislike being social. I love meeting new people and interacting in social situations. Introverts just need some time after social interactions to "regroup" and gain their energy back. All that means is that after a few hours at a party I need an hour alone to relax.
Dear "Real men like curves only dogs go for bones",
Can't we all just love our bodies the way that they are, and not diminish each other? This is just as bad as calling obese girls "fat"
Dear blonde in my class,
Please stop asking stupid questions. YES, the Pacific Ocean is a body of water.
Dear science teacher ,
Please stop fast forwarding through our movie and telling us what's going on , we aren't in 5th grade and we understand " big words " .
Dear my best friend's mother and father,
If you lay another finger on her, I will make you feel what she does.
Dear Pharmacy Costumers,
Please realize that 15 minutes means 15 minutes. Not 10 minutes.
Dear people who think that I am too specific about the type of men I will date,
Please note that you will soon be recieving a kettlebell through your windshield if you tell me this one more time.
Dear people capable of Sign Language,
Can you please tell me how or if you sign peoples' names?
Dear roomates,
Please stop standing right outside the bathroom door when I'm occupying it. Theres a 1 inch gap between the floor and the door, making it very awkward
Dear friend who thinks he know's the secret to fixing me,
Not thinking about it isn't going to stop my anxiety, depression, and eaten disorder. So stop suggesting it.
Dear roommate,
When you ask me to walk your dog because you are still with your coteachers doing your Friday ritual, do bring home a boy you are toying with later. It makes it seem like you care more about sex then your dog.
Dear favorite band,
Thanks for saving my life.
Dear Big Brother,
Please come back home. I miss you, a lot. We all still worry about you. Please let go of your poisonous friends and your poisonous partner. You were a better person before you let those drugs into your life.
Dear Dad,
Your new girlfriend is half your age, and her children are awful. Of course I don't want to spend what little time I have with you in their presence.
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