Dear girl with the highest grades in my class,
Please, like, explain to me , like, how, like, you can, like, get in to, like, the best private school, like, while, like, always talking like this
Sincerely, you make my head hurt with both your smartness and how ditzy you sound by unnecessary over using the
Dear older kids in the hallway.,
Please acknowledge the fact that we are existent as well and that there is a reason the hallway is so wide.
Sincerely, tired of having a mini heart attack every time the bell rings and I'm in the hallway.
Please Stop playing video games for a day and help me raise our kid. I love you, but I'm getting fed up.
Sincerely, Your girlfriend who is tired of feeling like a single parent
Just because he doesn't have a pretty face, doesn't mean he doesn't have an amazing personality.
Sincerely, I love him for everything else. His looks are a bonus
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Sincerely, he literally just kissed my cheek.
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Sincerely, Adolf Hitler
I love you
So my brother isn't hungry for dinner and you yell at me, saying it's my fault. I haven't even seen him all day!
Sincerely, I just can't win
Dear loving parents,
Thank you for not getting me the $15 birthday present I asked for and then buying yourself a $60,000 car two days later.
Sincerely, your newly 16 year old daughter
I have the highest grade in your class. I'm obviously paying attention
Sincerely, I just studied for this class all night, I need some sleep
Dear Fashion designers,
Please make real pockets on girls pants. Im tired of being told to just carry a purse.
Sincerely, girl who likes wallets and pocket watches.
No one knows but it's been almost a year since I last self harmed.
Sincerely, just needed to say it to someone.
Dear Mormon boyfriend,
I really hope two years and 4,712 miles doesn't do any damage on us.
Sincerely, your Catholic girlfriend
I wear makeup and nice clothes to school to make myself feel good
Sincerely, don't flatter yourself