Please my dad always makes his own sandwich. He never even asks.
Sincerely, He's a real man
Dear male working at Victoria secret,
Don't look at me when I give you a pair of boy shorts at the check out counter!
Sincerely, it's called period underwear...
Please remember that under most circumstances you shouldn't really poop on the floor by the litter box.
Sincerely, The guy that cleans it up
Please synchronize with my music...
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not sensitive about my weight.
Sincerely, Uncomfortably skinny girl
Dear people who say they couldn't live without meat,
If you tried, you could too
Sincerely, annoyed vegetarians
Dear people who say disney movies have hidden inappropriate messages,
It's probably just a coincidence
Sincerely, why would they do that?
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Sincerely, it's not you, it's me.
Dear people complaining about their jobs,
Please try to be thankful that you at least have a job. Millions of people would love to have your "problem."
Sincerely, a recent grad who applied for 50 jobs and still doesn't have one
Please stop believing that there is one type of Christian. I hate being stereotyped just as much as you do.
Sincerely, Christian who believes in evolution, pro-choice, universal healthcare, gay rights, and most importan
I'm alive please forgive me
Please know that the employees of the stores you go to on Black Friday are only there because you are. We want to spend time with our families on Thanksgiving without worring about leaving early to have to work at midnight or earlier.
Sincerely, a Mall of America employee
I am so allergic to chlorophyll that even brushing up against plants gives me really bad hives.
Sincerely, no, I can't mow the lawn for you.
Dear People who say "why doesn't Voldemort use magic to give himself a nose?",
He used magic to make his nose smaller, why would he put it back?
Sincerely, actually read Harry Potter
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Sincerely, your son, brother, or best friend- I'm gay.