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Dear JK Rowling,
I am a proud Slytherin, like one quarter of your fans on Pottermore are. Please make us all happy and write a short story containing at least one kind Slytherin.
Dear God,
Thanks for not being dead. I'm alive today because of my faith in You
Dear family,
Please wake up earlier on Christmas. I woke up at 4 am this year and then at 6 and then at 8, and you all didn't even budge til 11. I can't stand just staring at the gifts, and I want to be there when you open yours.
Dear People Who Have Asked,
No, I didn't enlist in the Marines a year after my boyfriend did to 'follow him in' so that I could 'see him more often'. That's like saying he was an engineer and I also wanted to be an engineer so I went to a school all the way across the country from him a year later so that I could 'be with him more'. Except I get to see him less because vacation days while on a tour of duty suck compared to college vacations. Are you stupid?
Dear People asking for a biracial Disney couple,
Try Pocahontas.
Dear other countries,
Please stop thinking that I ride a kangaroo to school.
Dear guy I met on the internet,
Please don't be a creeper. But even if you are, at least it was fun talking to you.
Dear Disney's "Planes",
Psh. We all know it's just "Cars" in the sky. What's next? "Boats"? "Helicopters"?
Dear non-believing friend,
You have no problem talking about your latest high or how drunk you got last night, yet as soon as I bring up something about what I did in church, you roll your eyes and complain about how much you "hate religion"?
Dear fellow college students,
Please realize that not all Northerners are somehow immune from the cold weather and shouldn't be complaining about it.
Dear Loch Ness Monster,
Please I'd like some waffle fries and a coke... For free!
Dear best friend's dad,
Your daughter is crying because you are are playing a power struggle using her and her 8 year old sister against your ex-wife; not because of "teenage girls and their drama". You should not limit or monitor her phone calls to her mom.
Dear boyfriend,
Please realize that though you don't compliment me often or always say sweet things,I love it and appreciate it all that much more when you do.
Dear Aunt,
My parents have tirelessly worked to send me to a good school and go on holidays. They were not born with golden spoons.
Dear people that say "that's racist" all the time,
Racism is believing one race is superior to another.
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