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Dear Juliet,
Oh, so this stranger you don't know, the one you made out with at a party earlier, randomly shows up IN YOUR GARDEN in the middle of the night, UNDER YOUR WINDOW? And then you agreed to MARRY HIM?
Dear best guy friend who keeps sending me awesome music,
Please don't ever stop!
Dear Anxiety,
I'm a capable person that can achieve their goals. I don't need you to get in the way and make me doubt myself. Everything will be fine, and even if it's not there's always next time.
Dear Facebook,
Please stop auto-starting videos as I am scrolling past.
Dear Dad,
Can't you just once say "yeah that sucks"
Dear Worldwide customers of Retail outlets including Fast Food.,
Please note, that the people behind the register or counter have absolutely nothing to do with prices of merchandise.
Dear girl that loves to spread lies,
Please shut up already, nobody believes you anyway.
Dear Everyone,
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not sensitive about my weight.
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Dear fellow movie goers,
I in no way feel bad about ruining the end of the movie.
Dear ignorant freshman,
Please realize that there is violence in other countries other than the ones in the Middle East. Have you ever heard of the Colombian drug cartels?
Dear girls at school,
I know I made a mistake, but your verbal abuse makes you no better than me. I apologized to everyone, what more do you want?
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please, go ahead and tell everyone I'm psycho but leave out the part where you were a complete asshole with no respect for anyone.
Dear first day of school,
can I have a rain check?
Dear mom,
Yes, it does take me this long to do my homework.
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