Dear makers of Lucky Charms,
Please flip the ratio of marshmallows to cereal.
Sincerely, everyone.
Dear face Tattoos,
At what point in your life did you decide that was a good idea
Sincerely, don't you want a job?
Dear people who are easily offended,
What you find offensive, I find funny
Sincerely, Happier than you
Dear computer,
I'm sorry I'm opening so many programs at once, but I really need to get all of this done by the start of class!
Sincerely, a procrastinator
Dear "Define it in your own words",
What if the words that I use are the ones you just said?
Sincerely, someone with an actual vocabulary
Dear people who complain about Weightwatchers being next to fast food joints,
Think of it as an exercise in self-control.
Sincerely, you're gonna need that too.
Dear Cicadas,
Please shut up, I understand that it has been 17 years but could you do that latera/
Sincerely, it's 5am and I still haven't slept
Dear 3 Month Old Daughter,
Please continue sleeping through the night until you're 18
Sincerely, One Extremely Well Rested Mommy!
Dear Mom,
You keep telling me to go hang out with friends, and when I'm finally invited to something, you say I can't go unless another parent drives me, because you aren't willing?
Sincerely, Tell me how that makes sense.
Dear 105 degree summer weather,
Can you not?
Sincerely, wishing it was always 67 degrees
Dear girls who go to the bathroom just to fix their makeup and hair ,
Please stop staying in there for half an hour. It doesn't take that long, trust me.
Sincerely, feeling awkward when I'm the only one that actually has to use the bathroom
Dear "the corporations are taking over our lives",
A person can eat, sleep, work, outfit their house, apply for a credit card, get a haircut, and open a bank account without having to go to any other store than Walmart.
Sincerely, scared yet?
Dear creators of Pokemon,
When my 6 year old cousin asks me why the girl on the Pokemon card is only wearing underwear.... you might want to rethink what you're teaching this generation.
Sincerely, it was the best game ever, don't ruin it!
Dear teacher,
No, I am not cheating on my midterm from the guy in front of me. I'm just trying to be nice!
Sincerely, he sneezed, so I said "bless you" ... calm yourself.
Dear people who like to get offended by everything,
Saying the word "asian" is not racist
Sincerely, get over it already.
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