Dear guy at work,
Please speak more often..
Sincerely, your accent is beautiful
Thank you for getting me the rubber ducky for my birthday.
Sincerely, Your Nineteen Year Old Daughter.
Dear guy with tattoos,
no I don't want to see your "sick" ink "brah",
Sincerely, the other guy with tattoos who wants to drink his coffee
I fell in love with you. You showed no interest. Now you say you're interested in me. I've pretty much moved on.
Sincerely, Get your shit together
Dear websites with accidental texts from parents about cheating,
If any of this were true, you would realize that getting a text like that is traumatic and upsetting. The last thing you are thinking about is exploiting it.
Sincerely, This happened to me and I'm not the same anymore
Dear overreacting "friend",
Please stop freaking out every time any of joke around with you, in case you haven't noticed that is how we are all treating each other. You told us you wanted to be just like us...
Sincerely, annoyed "friend"
Dear guy friend,
I could handle the friends-with-benefits situation. However, now that you've started cuddling with me and kissing me, I'm confused big time...
If a thief were to argue that the stolen item was just out in the open and they couldn't stop themselves from taking it, that would be considered a confession. Why is it a defense for rape cases?
Dear people who insist the hobbits could have used the eagles,
Mordor's atmosphere is poisonous until Sauron is vanquished. The eagles only came as a favor, they're not pets. The Nazgul on their fel beasts would have attacked, or the orcs would have shot the eagles and or the hobbits down. The point of the quest was stealth and eagles are anything but.
Sincerely, an observant LotR fan.
Dear best friend,
It's not funny when you text me after school induction day to say that you've found four awesome new friends, that you've replaced me and don't want me anymore. You know I have abandonment issues.
Sincerely, at least I know it took FOUR of them to replace ONE of me...
Dear avid Disney fans,
The princesses didn't teach me bad habits. Lets face it you didn't understand anything they were doing.
Sincerely, I mostly paid attention to the songs
Please tell me why watching trashy TV (like the Real Housewives) makes me feel better about my life? I complain...too much. I REALLY hope I don't sound like these women though.
If you are afraid to say something on the Internet because you fear your government, you may need a new government.
Dear kid who just said,"Thanks for 9/11".,
You're and idiot. Thanks for bringing down the IQ of the world.
Sincerely, I'm Indian. Not all brown people are the same.