Dear Lady behind me in the line at the pharmacists,
Please feel free to shut up. Yes, I am refilling my birth control prescription. It actually isn't so I can "slut myself around", but even if it was you have no right to speak to me like that.
Sincerely, a girl who just doesn't want cramps
Dear people who think that introvert=quiet,
Being an introvert doesn't mean that I'm shy, quiet, or even that I dislike being social. I love meeting new people and interacting in social situations. Introverts just need some time after social interactions to "regroup" and gain their energy back. All that means is that after a few hours at a party I need an hour alone to relax.
Sincerely, someone who doesn't want to be generalized
Dear "Real men like curves only dogs go for bones",
Can't we all just love our bodies the way that they are, and not diminish each other? This is just as bad as calling obese girls "fat"
Dear blonde in my class,
Please stop asking stupid questions. YES, the Pacific Ocean is a body of water.
Sincerely, peeved girl who sits behind you
Dear science teacher ,
Please stop fast forwarding through our movie and telling us what's going on , we aren't in 5th grade and we understand " big words " .
Sincerely, the annoyed
Dear my best friend's mother and father,
If you lay another finger on her, I will make you feel what she does.
Sincerely, bet you didn't expect your daughters best girlfriend to be this protective.
Dear Pharmacy Costumers,
Please realize that 15 minutes means 15 minutes. Not 10 minutes.
Sincerely, No, your prescription isn't done yet.
Dear people who think that I am too specific about the type of men I will date,
Please note that you will soon be recieving a kettlebell through your windshield if you tell me this one more time.
Sincerely, Girl who won't end up with an asshole douchebag
Dear people capable of Sign Language,
Can you please tell me how or if you sign peoples' names?
Please stop standing right outside the bathroom door when I'm occupying it. Theres a 1 inch gap between the floor and the door, making it very awkward
Sincerely, your roomate
Dear friend who thinks he know's the secret to fixing me,
Not thinking about it isn't going to stop my anxiety, depression, and eaten disorder. So stop suggesting it.
Sincerely, your friend who is trying to get through her issues
When you ask me to walk your dog because you are still with your coteachers doing your Friday ritual, do bring home a boy you are toying with later. It makes it seem like you care more about sex then your dog.
Sincerely, the apparent dog walker
Dear favorite band,
Thanks for saving my life.
Sincerely, a grateful listener
Dear Big Brother,
Please come back home. I miss you, a lot. We all still worry about you. Please let go of your poisonous friends and your poisonous partner. You were a better person before you let those drugs into your life.
Sincerely, Your sad little sister