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Dear guy trying to make miscarriage jokes to me,
Please realize you're really ignorant and need to shut up.
Dear Iceburg,
Please send my regards to global warming. Karma's a b****.
Dear Students,
Please stop going in bars when you're underage... or at least, go in another bar!!! You're not supposed to see me like this!
Dear teachers,
Students give you apples for a reason.
Dear people asking math teachers "when will I ever need this?!",
When you're buying 68.5 cantaloupes and your friend Joe steals 1/3 of them and you need to know how many he stole, duh.
Dear boy who just said to me "are you wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world",
No, I'm wearing softball pants, because my butt is WAY out of your league.
Dear teenage boys discussing how hot I am in french,
Please realize that although I don't look it, I'm fluent in four languages. Bet you were surprised when I answered "Thanks but I have a boyfriend"
Dear Owner,
When you said that I suck, did you mean it in a good way or a bad way?
Dear boys,
Do you REALLY want us all to look like Barbie?
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
Dear power outage,
Thank you for ending when I said lumos
Dear Men,
Please know that it's been proven that most women kill with poison.
Dear papercut,
I will find you...
Dear Mom,
I actually DO play the Mario Kart game you bought me. I love it! I just don't play it around you, because I get so into it that I scream horrible things at Princess Peach and I don't think you wanna hear that
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