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Dear guy in the "friend zone",
Don't balme us girls, you put yourselves there.
Dear children,
When you look under your bed, what exactly are you going to do when you find me?
Dear hotels,
I have always wanted to see what I look like when I pee. Thanks.
Dear people with long thick hair,
Have fun spending the next 20 minutes getting the shampoo out of your hair.
Dear Professor,
Please don't accuse me of plagarizing our textbook. I didn't even read the textbook...
Dear freezing boyfriends,
Yes, we are warm in your sweatshirts.
Dear Girls who say "suck it",
Either you have severely misjudged your anatomy, or I have.
Dear cute boy in statistics class,
What is the probability of you turning around and us having a statistically significant ratio?
Dear cruel world,
I am smart, kind, generous, caring, and funny. My roommate is rude, selfish, loud, and inconsiderate. One of us has a boyfriend, and it's not me.
Dear roommate who pretends to be asleep,
I can see you in the mirror.
Dear girlfriend,
I wasn't trying to type "your face is so prehy594g48vweert."
Dear monkeys,
We like maple syrup too...
Dear iPhone 4S,
I asked you "What is the meaning of life?" You respond "Based on most recent data, I think it's chocolate."
Dear Furbie I found in my closet,
...I got rid of you six years ago... HOW DID YOU GET BACK?!
Dear doctor who asked me if I was pregnant,
Yes. Yes I am.
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