Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Sincerely, Kailey Kallie K.
Stay. Don't freaking leave me, I'm not ready for school.
Sincerely, Every Student
Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Sincerely, sick of being mistaken for a pot head
Please stop telling me that one box of your Mac and cheese has three servings in it.
Sincerely, I seriously eat one box by myself. . .
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Sincerely, you're angry and I get the best of both worlds. Have fun with that.
Dear Insomniac of a Neighbor,
Why in God's name do you think it's a good idea to mow your lawn at 1 am?
Sincerely, Tired and Grumpy Resident.
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Sincerely, I love you, sis :)
Please aim at the toilet... Not the wall.
Sincerely, girl who hates the unisex bathroom at her work.
Dear geeky guy who texts me,
Please don't stop texting me, it makes me smile 20x more plus you're cute
Sincerely, the hopeless romantic
Please move the : and the ; buttons farther apart.
Sincerely, I just made that text VERY awkward.
You might be fun to play with, and good for babies. But when you are start hurting for no reason, I don't like you.
Sincerely, girls everywhere.
Please realise that being anorexic was not an actual choice. It started as me cutting down on snacks to eat healthier, but then I started looking in the mirror and I started hating what I saw...the stomach, the thighs, the fatty arms...and I just stopped eating..I'm so sorry
Sincerely, an all too true reality
Dear people who invented energy drinks,
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Sincerely, students everywhere.
Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Sincerely, Oh, so you aren't an English major? Oops