Dear dormmate,
I appreciate your enthusiasm, but no one needs to watch movies that loudly at three thirty in the morning.
Dear "Long distance relationships don't work",
Please don't say that in front of military girlfriends/boyfriends, fiances, and spouses.
Dear man on the street,
Please reconsider the claim that you're "making my day" by spewing sexist slurs as I pass. I am worth so much more than my body. I am beauty, I am ancestry, I am faults and flaws and hunger. I am both woman and person, and I am not here for your pleasure.
Dear Fellow Classmates,
Please realize that I'm not gay because I'm in marching band, I'm gay because I prefer men over women.
Dear, Waiter @ Apple Bee's,
Thank you for singing material girl when it came on the radio you officially made my night
Dear Folks who wear make-up,
All in favor of changing the name from make-up to war-paint, say aye.
Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Dear everyone,
Unless your S/O has cheated on you, or you have definite reason to suspect he or she is, you NEVER have any right to check their phone, email, or social media.
Dear "woman against feminism",
Please don't call yourselves anti-feminist if you vote, drive or have received an education.
Dear girls who "just love this new perfume!",
We should be able to smell it... Not taste it
Dear Mozzy the Cat,
Please feel free to sit on my face as a sign that it's time for your breakfast, I don't need to breathe anyway.
Dear face wash ads,
Please know that people don't actually splash their face like that!
Dear people who put unnecessary commas in the middle of their sentences,,
Please realise that is not, where they go.
Dear Doctor,
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Dear Ignorant and racist Indian father,
Love shows no boundaries, we love each other and are going to be with each other no matter what.
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