Before you, I had a hell of a time spelling shield. So thanks.
Sincerely, Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics division.
Dear Cute boys,
Please come to my line
Sincerely, teenage checkout girl
LEAVE US KIDS ALONE!
Sincerely, Heavily-burdened students who also happen to like Pink Floyd
Dear new kid/bully,
I bet you didn't expect that.
You don't respect the military? I don't mind. But at least show respect for the fallen. Be appreciative you still have your father or brother around to talk to.
Sincerely, a daughter who doesn't.
did you seriously uber to school?
Sincerely, I think you can figure out a ride...
Please keep making everything okay
Sincerely, Your Biggest Fan
Dear person who said that America has the highest obesity rate in the world,
Please stop saying stuff like that and not judge us by our country! You don't hear me making jokes about your country!
Sincerely, Every and All Americans
Dear pokemon fans,
Don't worry I didn't Pikachu while you Togepi
Sincerely, Sorry, couldn't resist
Dear people behind me on the sidewalk,
Please realize that I'm not walking slowly just to annoy you. This is as fast as I feel safe walking. If it bothers you just walk around me.
Sincerely, the girl who just finished a week on crutches
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Sincerely, i just wanted to show them my never land...
Dear 90's kids,
Just because your childhood didn't have what is around today doesn't mean we can't enjoy the technology. Why do they invent it if we can't play on it? So I'll go out when I want to and I'll stay on when I want to.
Sincerely, leave the 21st century kids alone!
Please stop changing the water temperature half way through! I'm cold!
Sincerely, cowering in the corner, not moving
Please realize that surreptitiously throwing away the condom I had in my medicine drawer while helping me pack to move to a new apartment is not an effective way of encouraging abstinence.
Sincerely, your (adult) daughter