Thank you so much for making ME a sandwich and you didnt even ask me to make you one after.
Sincerely, want to get married?
Please stop moving me to different countries. I finally like it here.
Sincerely, don't make me leave all my friends and my first serious boyfriend behind
Please tell me why you're so useless!
Sincerely, Tangled Tangles
Please go back about four months. I miss my summer adventures.
Sincerely, best summer ever
Please don't put your children on the phone, especially when they're under 4 years old.
Sincerely, I don't know what to say to a screaming four year old and I'm very uncomfortable.
Sorry for clogging the toilet..
Sincerely, I had to keep wiping
Dear Instagram People,
#it #is #really #annoying #to #read #like #this
Sincerely, I use Instagram also
Dear random guy at the bar,
Please use your words before you try to wrap your arms around me.
Sincerely, a conversation could have worked wonders
Christmas in September? Damn, we're ahead of schedule!
Dear people defining racism,
Does it really matter? Maybe we should focus on stopping discrimination, individual and institutional.
Dear people who judge other based on their religion,
Please stop. Why can't you believe what you believe and leave others alone?
Please come and confirm that I'm not pregnant
Sincerely, not sarcastic
I had something to tell you, but I just can't remember.
Sincerely, your supposed owner
Please kick in BEFORE I make stupid decisions, not after.
Sincerely, dying of embarrassment