Dear Marvel,
Before you, I had a hell of a time spelling shield. So thanks.
Dear Cute boys,
Please come to my line
Oi! Teachers!,
LEAVE US KIDS ALONE!
Dear new kid/bully,
I bet you didn't expect that.
Dear Americans,
You don't respect the military? I don't mind. But at least show respect for the fallen. Be appreciative you still have your father or brother around to talk to.
Dear friend,
did you seriously uber to school?
Dear Beer,
Please keep making everything okay
Dear person who said that America has the highest obesity rate in the world,
Please stop saying stuff like that and not judge us by our country! You don't hear me making jokes about your country!
Dear pokemon fans,
Don't worry I didn't Pikachu while you Togepi
Dear people behind me on the sidewalk,
Please realize that I'm not walking slowly just to annoy you. This is as fast as I feel safe walking. If it bothers you just walk around me.
Dear world,
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Dear 90's kids,
Just because your childhood didn't have what is around today doesn't mean we can't enjoy the technology. Why do they invent it if we can't play on it? So I'll go out when I want to and I'll stay on when I want to.
Dear shower,
Please stop changing the water temperature half way through! I'm cold!
Dear mom,
Please realize that surreptitiously throwing away the condom I had in my medicine drawer while helping me pack to move to a new apartment is not an effective way of encouraging abstinence.
Dear lonely friend whom everyone writes off as a jerk,
Please hang in there and keep trying to get people to see the real you.
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