Dear Americans,
We totally agree with you on the subject of illegal immigration. Allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Dear girl who is slowly ruining my bestfriends life,
Please stop texting her and making her feel terrible. It's not appreciated, at all.
Dear Former Employer,
Please understand that lecturing us about punctuality and then showing up late because you were tanning means we will never take you seriously again.
Dear friend who constantly posts things about their chronic medical condition on Facebook,
I understand and support you, but you're coming off as pretentions, and it's getting kind of annoying. You don't have to keep reminding everyone that it's hard, we know, we accept you, and we care about you.
Dear "you guys should go out!",
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Dear Crush,
Please don't kiss me and then say we should just be friends
Dear World,
Wanna know what the Fox says? It sounds like a crying baby.
Dear: KitKat,
I'm pretty sure my break is due
Dear English Lit. Professor,
Please explain to me how calling the character "black" is politically incorrect. What else should I call him? He's a man who's skin is dark, but he is also British and it has been many generations since his family left Africa.
Dear People complaining about Muslim women wearing a burqa or hijab,
You do realise that in 99% of cases, woman chooses to wear them because they want to honor their God, not because they are forced to by heir husbands.
Dear anyone,
When did a C become a bad grade???
Dear "I'm so OCD!",
Every human has obsessive-compulsive tendencies. That's why it's called obsessive-compulsive DISORDER. It interrupts lives on a regular basis and wears down on the brain. Your need to straighten a picture does not compare.
Dear 13 year olds making youtube videos,
Please stop.
Dear relativists,
There' no such thing of absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure about that?
Dear rude atheists,
Atheism is not a mark of higher intellect.
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