Dear girl in my class,
Are you kidding me? We're discussing examples of sterotypes and pointing out how untrue they are.
Sincerely, "that's not a stereotype, that's just true."
Dear person who invented the high five,
What did the other person do when you spontaneously decided to slap hands?
Sincerely, "Woah...what was that." "I don't know, it just... Felt right"
Dear French Exchange Student,
Thank you for becoming more than just an Exchange Student. Thank you for becoming a sister.
Sincerely, I am never going to forget you
Dear Curvy Girls,
Please realize that we are real people that deserve respect, too. We were born thin just like you were born curvy.
Sincerely, the thin girls you call "fake"
I know everyday is a struggle. I know you hate your body. I know you hide your scars and the fact that you're broken. But trust me, recovery is possible.
Sincerely, don't give up
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to cut healthcare, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves too.
Sincerely, I may vote Nader.
Dear Gamer Gate,
If it's truly about ethics in game journalism, then distance yourself from the harassment towards women. Renounce the name Gamer Gate and denounce the "vocal minority" and any involvement in death threats or bullying. Start a new movement with a new name based solely on your cause and be ruthless about weeding out the hateful people. That's the only way you'll make progress.
Sincerely, a female gamer who wants the hatred to stop
Dear Patriotic People,
Please think about why you're proud of something you probably contributed practically nothing to.
Sincerely, Other Countries Matter
Women and girls can wear whatever they want. It's their right. And as long as it is consensual, safe and no emotional damage is done, they can have as much sexual activity as they want. It doesn't affect you.
Sincerely, ever seen a guy get called a slut, regardless of dress or sexual activity?
Please stop acting like the world is ending when I start talking.
Sincerely, Quiet Girl
You might have blue, but do you have purple? Thats what we thought...
Dear "Why Didn't They Ride the Eagles to Mount Doom?",
The Eagles only help Gandalf because Gandalf saved their leader, Gwaihir, from a poisoned orc arrow. So, in addition to question of how a big, giant eagle would go about carrying an itty-bitty magical ring, whose effects on an animal are entirely unknown, don't you think it'd be a bit of a dick move for Gandalf to ask Gwaihir to fly over a bunch of orc archers who probably have poisoned arrows? Would it be easier? Maybe. Would it be possible? Debatable. Would it be ethical? ...That's also questionable.
Sincerely, The Hobbit
Last time I checked, you curl up when it's below a certain temperature. It's below 20 degrees.
Sincerely, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CRAWLING UP MY KITCHEN WALL!?!!
Dear Psycholgy Class,
Please realize that everyone has different music taste. Get over it.
Sincerely, The girl who is in love with 90s rock