Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
Sincerely, I'm a firm believer in second chances. But not third ones.
Dear best friend,
On the school residential you woke me up at 5 every morning by vomiting noisily in the bathroom next door. You're eating for two and have changed all your tastes. You've missed your periods for a few months and your boobs and stomach are growing. Plus,, you just told me you'd had sex with two local boys and your brother.
Sincerely, stop kidding yourself and buy the pregnancy test
Dear slut shamers,
If wearing short skirts and low cut tops makes me a slut, and modest, non-revealing clothes make me a good girl - Will wearing a wedding dress make me married?
Dear Brits and Australians complaining about their prime ministers,
Have you seen OURS?
Saying "yo mama is so stupid she only had stupid children" does not work with you
Sincerely, you're little sister
Dear "Are you a boy or a girl?",
Wanna check for yourself?
Sincerely, what's between my legs is my business
Dear drama students,
Please save the drama for your llama.
Sincerely, people don't always like drama all the time
Dear people who start arguments in YouTube comments,
Are you like this in real life?
Sincerely, explains why you wasted five hours arguing with someone on the Internet
Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I hate gays. Some of us are the biggest fighters for their rights.
Sincerely, An Open-Minded Christian
You need to slow the frick down.
Sincerely, every graduating senior.
Dear girls complaining about all the nice guys being gay or married,
What does that say about single, straight guys like me?
Sincerely, yes, I'm a recovering jerk.
Please explain the point of only being able to re-grow once...
Sincerely, what happens if i want to sell them for extra money ;)
Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Sincerely, talk about bullying.
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Sincerely, sleeping bag making company…