Please don't constantly criticize my taste "so I don't get bullied" because the only person who's bullying me is you.
Sincerely, your perfectly confident, eccentric daughter
Feminism is not about girls being better than boys, or girls not letting guys holding doors. If a woman gets angry at you for holding a door open for her, then that is not feminism. That is being rude. Feminism is about everyone being equal and happy.
Sincerely, a REAL feminist
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Sincerely, grateful girl who is insecure
Please stop keeping unhealthy food in the house. Yes, I understand that willpower is important. But it is really hard to have it when there is tempting food right under your nose, all the time.
Sincerely, your daughter who's dealing with a weight problem.
Dear other kids in my grade,
Please understand that I honestly don't care how many times you say it I do not need a boyfriend
Sincerely, a very annoyed 12 year old
Dear new mothers,
Please get your infant child away from me.
Sincerely, not all women want to hold your baby and I hate kids.
Please add some filter to catch these "My uncle earns $95065 a month click scam link" posts? Surely the fact that they are in bold, using the same message, with obviously suspect links, weird borders etc means something can automatically pick up on the spam.
Sincerely, there must be some way to stop them
Dear Some Christians,
No no no....the Bible doesn't say to hate gays; it says to love your neighbor as yourself. It's fine to disagree, but never hate.
Sincerely, a Christian who thinks you're being ridiculous.
Please let me comfort you right now. The child in your stomach is mine too.
Sincerely, I thought I was going to get to move on with my life until last night
Dear older guy friend,
Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I didn't get your sex joke.
Sincerely, I didn't laugh because it's not funny.
Dear Science Plus Teacher,
Thank you for the magic sand and bubbles we got to play with in class
Sincerely, Maybe be a Yr 10 but still a kid at heart
Please stay strong and remember you aren't in this alone. We know how it feels to be targeted by hate groups and such, we've built their railroads and dams for them and then they says we "should go back to where we came from" before attacking us and hurling insults. Then once we started getting use to the US, they come back and start calling us Communists because the people across the pond who happen to look like us are Communists. Stay strong and hopeful, I promise you that not everyone in America is a racist, misinformed bigot :)
Dear woman plopping some bombs in the stall next to me,
Sincerely, girl loudly crinkling her plastic shopping bag.
Dear other military significant others who submit regularly to this site,
Seriously it's not a pissing contest. Telling some girl to be thankful her boyfriend's not deployed isn't going to lessen your pain. It's not impossible to deal with a deployment either. It sucks, but it's part of this life and we all just have to deal with it. Instead of trying to tear someone down just because they're at a different stage in their life with their husband's career, or trying to negate someone's pain just because you feel yours is worse, we should be lifting each other up and supporting each other.
Sincerely, wife of a soldier.