I've decided to marry you. I decided this summer but I'm going to wait to ask until we're both near the end of college before I ask.
Sincerely, I love you
Dear barn cat/feline Hitler,
I appreciate your killer instincts, but my doorstep is not the best place for your critter genocide mass-grave. Try the other SEVERAL ACRES AROUND US
Sincerely, slightly shocked/impressed/terrified by how much you kill and wondering if I'm next
if you are going to organise a group event and leave me out of it, please don't post photos up off how much fun you had without me
Sincerely, the left out friend.
Dear Cute European Girls,
Thank you for finding American accents attractive. I actually feel somewhat attractive now. I know it sounds vain, but that's really done something for my self-esteem...
Sincerely, American in England, finally feeling desirable...
Dear People complaining about group work,
Please stop. There's a decent chance you'll end up with a job in which you have to work with others. Coworkers can be just as bad to work with as other students.
Sincerely, You're getting prepared for the real world.
Please STOP F*&^%$ UP MY LIFE. IVE SPENT ALL MY TIME ON HERE AND IVE LOST MY JOB AT BUILD A BEAR AND NOW I CAN'T PAY MY RENT.
Sincerely, almost homeless because of you.
Please keep the love of my life safe on his first deployment.
Sincerely, A Lonely Navy Wife.
Dear princess knight,
Please do exist, I really don't want to be a knight in shining armor.
Sincerely, guy who would love to meet or talk to a princess knight.
Dear people who spread Islamophobia,
Please read a book. Or talk to an actual Muslim sometime.
Sincerely, people like you are how the Holocaust started
Dear Fellow Americans,
Please, quit using Independence Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc. as an excuse to get drunk.
Sincerely, Have some respect for our country, or get out!
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female
Please stop with the self harm jokes. You never know what people around you could be struggling with.
Sincerely, your friend in the long sleeves
Please understand that while I am on the internet much of the time... It doesn't mean I have no life and no friends. It's not my fault that the few friends I have in this town can't ever hang out. Please stop comparing me and my lack of sociality to my extremely popular brother. If he's happy hanging out with a bunch of people that don't really like him... The more power to him. But it's time you realized that I'm not that person and I'd much rather be lazy at home, talking to people I like who live thousands of miles away, than to be with the jerks who live nextdoor.
Sincerely, Happy Online
Dear people who get offended at everything,
Will you stop it already? Just laugh about it and get over it!
Sincerely, whatever happened to being a good sport?
Dear music store customers,
If you want to try out a guitar, feel free to ask and our staff will be happy to help you out. But please, no Stairway to Heaven, Nothing Else Matters, Smoke on the Water, Iron Man, Sweet Child O Mine, Crazy Train, Back in Black or any other ridiculously overplayed riffs and licks.
Sincerely, the owner who has come to hate these riffs now