Dear English schools for international students,
Please pay your teachers for lesson preparation.
Sincerely, your part-time employee, part-time slave
Please know that if you do someone's pay almost in half, you should definitely inform them.
Sincerely, suddenly can't make rent
Dear My Best Friend,
Please understand that I am not sadden because you are dating my ex-girlfriend, it's quite the opposite. I am extremely happy for you both. I am sad, because you both decided to lie to me about it, even when I asked you directly.
Sincerely, I hope I can get over this,
Dear young girls,
Please don't think that anyone's telling you you can't go into science. Just because there's more boys doesn't mean you can't do just as well, if not better. Go and bridge that gap! Break down those walls! You go, girl! Kick some butt!
Sincerely, A girl studying biology and LOVING IT! :)
Dear society (generally middle aged people),
Just because I am young, it doesn't mean I'm a bad driver. In fact, I drive over 10 hours a day for a living, pulling weights you've never towed before, in all sorts of conditions, without benefits of things like hill start assist or reversing cameras. Do not tell me I'm not experienced as you, just because you were driving when I was born. Do not tell me I am a bigger danger on the road, just because you're vehicle is newer.
Sincerely, most of the arrogance I've seen comes from impatient 50 year olds with a mid life crisis.
Dear supposed friends,
Please try and realise that life does not revolve around you.
Sincerely, Your friend who is trying to help you before you go into the real world
Dear college kids,
Please be wary of crosswalks, I really don't want to hit you and pay my tuition as well as yours.
Sincerely, high school senior
Only hearing about your presidential candidates through memes is... interesting
Sincerely, good luck USA
I shot first you little sh*t
Please notice the amount of butterflies you put in my stomach when you talk to me
Sincerely, the girl who almost fainted when you touched my hand
Please stop trying to change my mind when my mind is not yet made up. I don't know if I want to get married. I don't know if I want to have kids. I'm on the fence. Please wait until I've decided something before trying to change my decision. Give me some time to figure things out.
Sincerely, the woman whose biological clock may be broken
Yep, I'm totally avoiding you. I helped you out on the homework twice, and now you seem to think I only exist to explain each and every problem for you.
Sincerely, I have my own stuff to do
How is it possible that the band's loose enough to yank the bra up over my boobs but I'm still getting stabbed in the sternum!?
Sincerely, going back to my unsupportive, but not painful, cheap bras.
Dear religious people,
Even if you force everybody to follow your religious laws, it doesn't make them religious or save them! If people want to follow religious rules, they will follow them willingly. And your salvation does not depend on what others choose to do.
Sincerely, focus on your own life and nobody else's