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Dear olive oil,
If you're made of olives, then what am I made of?
Dear peanut butter,
I think we should have some time apart.I just feel like I am getting in between you and bread.
Dear planking fanatics,
I plank in bed every night...
Dear America,
Yes, demoracy is great, except when the majority of people are idiots.
Dear guy who "slowed down" at the stop sign,
If I beat you with a stick, would you want me to stop or just "slow down"?
Dear America,
You make it too easy.
Dear woman in her fifties with arm flab.,
Put that tank-top down!
Dear innocence,
Sorry I have to leave you behind now.
Dear quicksand,
Why are you so slow?
Dear Hogwarts,
Please provide student exchange programs.
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