Yes I really did do my homework, and my puppy really did eat it, but it was so cute that I didn't really want to disturb her, so I took a picture.
Sincerely, proof I did it
Dear automatic toilet,
Please stop flushing, i'm not done yet!!!
Sincerely, the woman in the stall next to me thinks I have serious problems...
Sincerely, people everywhere
Please refrain from using the phrase 'booyah'. There is only one person that can pull that off.
Sincerely, Ron Stoppable
If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that.
Sincerely, I look like an idiot.
Dear Aunt who bought me a Rubix Cube,
Sincerely, your color blind niece
Well, today I slept with a man I just met, stuffed myself with cake and cookies, exploded two cars, burned down my house....
Sincerely, my Sim family is not happy with me right now.
Dear thirsty person trying to get the last bit of water at the bottom of the cup,,
Hold brothers. Hold. Charge!!
Sincerely, ice currently attacking your face.
Dear friend who told my my zipper was down,
Could you yell a little louder? I don't think China heard you....
Sincerely, Oh goody, now everyone's staring.....
Dear iPhone ,
Please stop changing my bad words into good words
Sincerely, you piece of shut
It's illegal for a man to kiss his wife while she's sleeping?
Sincerely, hope that's not where Sleeping Beauty took place...
Dear I love you like Snape loves Lily,
I love you like Lily loves Snape.
Dear people in their cars that honk.0034 seconds after the light turns green,
I swear to God, if you do it again, I will turn off my car, sit on the hood, and feed birds for an hour.
Sincerely, pissed off driver
I'm not mad that you didn't get me a present; I'm just kinda disappointed that you forgot about my birthday...
Sincerely, your twin.