Dear Porn Ads,
I should not have clicked that. I definitely should not have clicked that.
Dear Americans,
Why is the "United" States so racially divided?
Dear racist White people,
It's pretty stupid to say that an African American person is "too light to be Black". You obviously don't realize that Black people vary in complexion.
Dear Indian people,
It's kinda funny to hear you say that you're not attracted to Asians. Do you know where you come from?!?! lol
Dear men with ED,
I would love to have a hard time with you.
Dear social media,
Thank you for creating somebodies out of nobodies.
Dear silly women,
Why do you fight over men who are obviously playing both of you?
Dear Human,
You made a mistake in buying me. I will now take control of your life until the day I die. For if you do anything out of line of what I want from you, I can sink my ever-so-sharp teeth into your neck at full force in the dead of night when you're dreaming about how you wish you could have had a dog instead.
Dear Future College Students,
Never take two different lab classes at once (Anatomy and Microbiology for example). You will never know sleep again....
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please stop hating me and telling your son to break up with me because I have pink and blue in my fringe
Dear everyone at school who make fun of me because I read for fun,
Please shut up. I like to read. Big deal? Guess what, I also have all A's and was accepted to boarding school. What's that I see? C's?
Dear habitual hashtaggers,
You don't need to hashtag every word you say, just write a normal complete sentence.
Dear social media socialites,
Do you really need to update us on every living moment of your life? Yes, we know you go to the bathroom. Yes, we know you eat. Yes, we know you bathe and take showers (I hope). Yes, we know you have sex. Yes, we know you have to raise your kids.
Dear occasions,
Isn't it funny how people claim to be broke all year until their birthdays and November?
Dear rapists,
No means no. She's not asking for it by dressing sexy. It's not her fault.
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