Please don't tell me to have an abortion again.. This is my 2nd pregnancy, and I'm 24 years old...
Sincerely, worried that you won't approve (again) Grandaughter
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Sincerely, un observant girls everywhere
If I was fine without you before I met you, I will be fine without you now. People come and go.
Sincerely, ignoring me and throwing me disgusted looks isnt going to do anything.
Dear person who put the hogwarts letter in my locker,
I have bought all my books my broomstick and I will be leaving on April 21, all I need is my owl which you will send me and my ticket for platform for 9 3/4
Sincerely, you made my day now bring the owl... I'm waiting
Dear people who are against war,
Please stop trying to tell me my friend dying in my arms was completely worthless
Sincerely, I did it for you
I love you, but I'm going faaaarrrrrrr away for college.
Sincerely, Love, mommy's little boy
Dear "it's just a joke",
Then make it funny. Telling someone that no one loves them and that they should kill themself is not cool.
Sincerely, especially since she's already tried...
Dear people who say "suck my dick" when they're mad,
Why would you want someone you hate to suck your dick?
Sincerely, it never made sense to me
Dear people at my school who think they're "ghetto" and our town is "ghetto" also,
Please realize that if you really lived in a ghetto you couldn't afford the iPhone that your parents bought you.
Sincerely, girl who wants you to stop acting ignorant.
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Sincerely, I'm tired of hearing you every night.
Dear boy talking about Jimi Hendrix,
Please know that the fact that you like the same music as me makes you 100 times more attractive
Sincerely, the girl who loves classic rock
Please stop coming in my room and stepping on my stomach
Please don't make me wake up early.
Sincerely, wish break would continue
I told you that I was scared to be in my own home because of your fiance and all you do is yell at me.
Sincerely, Daughter moving out and considering calling the cops for your own safty