Please go away. You're better than acne, but that doesn't mean you can pop up out of nowhere!
Sincerely, it's summer.
Dear People who say "why doesn't Voldemort use magic to give himself a nose?",
He used magic to make his nose smaller, why would he put it back?
Sincerely, actually read Harry Potter
Please find my letter in a bottle, and become my best friend
Sincerely, bored, on holiday, with a bottle, and no more vodka. Or friends.
I don't need you to throw at my face that my crush is in a serious relationship
Sincerely, broken heart
Why does saying "proud to be black"is ok, but saying "proud to be white" is racism?
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Sincerely, a "sorry" isn't enough for 3 years of hurt
Sure, I have time to clean my room
Sincerely, I was up till three a.m. with just my homework
Please remember that under most circumstances you shouldn't really poop on the floor by the litter box.
Sincerely, The guy that cleans it up
Dear Matt Smith,
Thank you for being an amazing doctor you will be missed.
Sincerely, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
Dear Steven Moffat,
If I kill you, you'll just find a way to come back to life, won't you?
Sincerely, Damn, now what am I supposed to do?
I am so allergic to chlorophyll that even brushing up against plants gives me really bad hives.
Sincerely, no, I can't mow the lawn for you.
Dear unpopular kids,
Please just because I'm popular doesn't mean I don't feelings
Sincerely, crying in the bathroom because of all the names I hear people call me when I walk by.
Dear Campus Programs,
Please stop pretending anyone wants to go to your stupid events.
Sincerely, Every College Student
If your glass slipper fit perfectly, why did it fall off?