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Dear teacher,
Yes I really did do my homework, and my puppy really did eat it, but it was so cute that I didn't really want to disturb her, so I took a picture.
Dear automatic toilet,
Please stop flushing, i'm not done yet!!!
Dear teenagers,
Typing.like.this.does.not.make.you.prove.your.point. It.just.makes.it.look.like.your.computer.has.asthma.
Dear hipsters,
Please refrain from using the phrase 'booyah'. There is only one person that can pull that off.
Dear Sneeze,
If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that.
Dear Aunt who bought me a Rubix Cube,
uh...thanks?
Dear Mom,
Well, today I slept with a man I just met, stuffed myself with cake and cookies, exploded two cars, burned down my house....
Dear thirsty person trying to get the last bit of water at the bottom of the cup,,
Hold brothers. Hold. Charge!!
Dear friend who told my my zipper was down,
Could you yell a little louder? I don't think China heard you....
Dear iPhone ,
Please stop changing my bad words into good words
Dear Colorado,
It's illegal for a man to kiss his wife while she's sleeping?
Dear I love you like Snape loves Lily,
I love you like Lily loves Snape.
Dear people in their cars that honk.0034 seconds after the light turns green,
I swear to God, if you do it again, I will turn off my car, sit on the hood, and feed birds for an hour.
Dear sister,
I'm not mad that you didn't get me a present; I'm just kinda disappointed that you forgot about my birthday...
Dear identical twin ,
You should have seen your face...
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