Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
Sincerely, my parents won't let me do the right thing and it's eating me up inside
Dear food retailers,
If you want us to eat healthy, stop making junk food so cheap and healthy food so expensive.
Sincerely, that fat guy who wants to lose weight on a budget
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Sincerely, read more carefully next time
I really appreciate you sincerely saying "you're pretty" to me. Especially because when you said it, it was the last hour of a 10 hour plane flight on a school trip when I was wearing sweats, no makeup, a comfy sweater and my hair looked like a rats nest.
Sincerely, how did I get so lucky to get you?
Please, if you can't stop using drugs for your own health, could you quit to keep our family together?
Sincerely, Disowned for loving you enough to want you to be healthy.
What the hell is Gatorade??
Sincerely, a confused Irish girl
I fell in love with you the second you bought me chili cheese fries for breakfast.
Sincerely, your girlfriend
Dear butterflies in my stomach,
Please find somewhere else to flutter; I need to sleep tonight.
Sincerely, Soon to Defend her Thesis
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Sincerely, yes those are my pads and thanks for sharing them with the world
Dear honey bunches of oats commercial ,
I dont think if I went up to a strangers house with a bowl of cereal they would eat it..
Sincerely, but hey! It is delicious
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Sincerely, one of the gays.
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Sincerely, white girls everywhere.
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear Maple Tree,
I'll tap that.
Dear attractive older boy,
When you pulled out the chair for me, looked into my eyes, and were polite and gentlemanly the whole night, I started to like you. And then you told one of my friends that you thought I was really pretty and then I knew I was in love. You took the time to talk to me and notice me. Thank you.
Sincerely, the shy, underclassman girl who thinks that anyone would be lucky to have you!