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Dear boyfriend,
The only reason I'm making you this sandwich is becuase I broke your Xbox last night when you didnt come home.
Dear Summer,
I want you back. Sure, winter break was cute, but he was kind of cold to me. Spring break was totally hot and awesome, but it didn't last long. I seriously want you now hot stuff.
Dear Luke,
Who's your daddy?
Dear hot chocolate ,
I think you're pretty hot.
Dear dictionaries,
Please stop putting such big words in your definitions.
Dear Facebook ,
Please add ridin' solo as a relationship status.
Dear irritating teenage boys,
Our department didn't stretch to buying you calculators just so that you could write "boobs." Grow up.
Dear homework,
I'm saving myself for marriage...
Dear legs,
Did we just accidentally participate in no shave November?
Dear pessimists and optimists,
Look at the glass... Now it's wine!
Dear Candace,
Why dont you just take a picture of Phineas and Ferb?
Dear guy I have a crush on,
You're the reason I get up in the morning <3.
Dear guy who just asked how I like my eggs in the morning,
Unfertilized.
Dear cat,
Please, I'm sorry I raise you in the air everytime I hear "The Circle of Life."
Dear iPad,
The guys might not get it, but when you first were created we all laughed.
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