Care to join us?
Dear pet cat,
Thank you for taking a bite out of my unwrapped McDouble and giving me a literal icanhazcheezburger moment!
Sincerely, maybe your cute kitteh face will finally make it to the main page!
Dear Catherine of Aragon,
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no heir.
Sincerely, King Henry VIII.
Thank you for preparing me for the time when I'll have to figure out the lengths of the mid-segments of an isosceles triangle.
Sincerely, oh wait...
The other day, I had this CRAZY dream...
Just think, ten years ago, we didn't even know each other. Bless this generation for bringing us together!
Dear people who check behind the shower curtain,
At least when I do it, I have a baseball bat in hand.
Sincerely, thinking ahead.
Dear freshly polished coffee table,
Spinning around on my stomach has never been so fun!
Sorry you got put in the middle of this.
Sincerely, men and women.
Dear girl who I saw wearing my clothes that I left on the bus,
Yeah, that's creepy.
Sincerely, well, I'll be taking those back now...
Yep...You caught me...I'm actually a Wiccan.
Sincerely, it's just black nail polish.
There can only be one.
I missed you!
Sincerely, girl who doesn't clean that often.
Can you please be as easy as half the girls in my class?
Sincerely, failing student.