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Dear therapist,
I see dead people.
Dear homophobes,
If all gay people go to hell, it's got to be FABULOUS!
Dear lady wearing shorts and a bikini top,
This is Target, not Walmart.
Dear boys,
She only shaves for ME!
Dear river,
Downstream? That is way too mainstream for us.
Dear blonde on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader,
Thank goodness you're pretty!
Dear underage partiers,
Do you really think that when you post a picture of you at a party holding a beer can and blur out just the beer can that that suddenly makes a difference? Do you think we are all going "oh theres a little blurred out spot on the picture that just happens to be placed over everyones hand in every picture, well that couldn't possibly be a beer can. Nah, it was probably soda and they just didn't want people to know what kind."
Dear AP calculus,
It was easier understanding Inception...
Dear overly enthusiastic friend,
Please excuse me for swearing like a truck driver when you slapped me on the back to say hello.
Dear Facebook's "people you may know",
No mutual friends, lives in a different country, and not to mention they look like a pedophile...
Dear Dancing with the Stars,
Your name is really misleading...
Dear vending machines,
Sorry... I must have forgotten my clothes-iron at home. My bad!
Dear parents,
Thank you for never checking the internet history.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Oh you've designed your own perfume, and nail polish line?
Dear Apple,
I just got emailed, "Here's my new baby! ...sent from my iPhone."
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