Dear Nintendo,
Please, instead of creating new stuff like the Wii U, could you improve what you have? Specifically, the sensor bar.
Sincerely, I can't get any closer and the remote is still not registering
Dear awkwardly named nail polishes,
My history says I looked at a page named "dirty slut"
Sincerely, really?
Dear Students,
In order to make your essays longer without alerting the teacher, put two spaces at the beginning of each sentence and enlarge the periods and commas to font 14.
Sincerely, You're Welcome
Dear fellow girls,
Please stop assuming I'm a lesbian just because my life is not centered around finding a boyfriend.
Sincerely, maybe I'm happy being single.
Dear Roommate,
Please clean your pubes off my bar of soap after you use it.
Sincerely, at the very least...
Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,
I'm not asking to have big boobs. Just larger than my original size.
Sincerely, 19 year-old girl with 34A size boobs
Dear "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it",
This saying just got a whole new meaning...
Sincerely, failing History class.
Dear people with anxiety disorders,
Please remember that even if you don't overcome your difficulties completely, sometimes success is just going to the store to buy milk without panicking. You might get out of it or you might not, but either way remember to celebrate little successes along the way.
Sincerely, anonymous
Dear people looking for work,
Please consider us.
Sincerely, the military
Dear individual,
You can try to act cool, until they bring out the bubble wrap!
Sincerely, the child inside of you
Dear people who ask me how I get good grades,
My blood type is A positive...
Sincerely, ...so you could say A's run through my veins.
Dear people who say flying cars are planes,
We mean CHEAP, ACCESSIBLE flying cars.
Sincerely, people who want flying cars.
Dear teachers,
Please stop getting all awkward when I tell you my parents are divorced. Yes, I know it's not my fault. No, I don't need to talk to someone.
Sincerely, a perfectly well-adjusted teen.
Dear people who think Timon and Pumba are the only example of a male couple caring for a child in animation,
So... do we not count or did you forget about us?
Sincerely, Mike and Sully
Dear society,
I'm 15 years old and have no facebook account, no twitter, no snapchat, or insatgram... and I'm perfectly fine. I choose books as my entertainment.
Sincerely, ...and I even have friends!
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