Dear rude atheists,
Atheism is not a mark of higher intellect.
Sincerely, an accepting agnostic
Dear fellow girls,
If you don't want periods to ruin your white pants, don't wear white pants around that time.
Sincerely, just a random girl
When I cuddle with your foot while I'm asleep it means I'm hunting
Dear friend who is descended from african royality,
Just because you're black doesn't justify being mean to us, or telling us our problems don't exist, and we have "easy little lives." I have a severe disability (which actually does impact my job chances too), he is physically abused, and she is so poor she's about to be evicted. Intersectionality works as the cross-section between many different ways.
Sincerely, not every white person has pretty little lives.
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon.
Sincerely, amused bystander.
Please , feel free to call the police to report me "attacking" your dog. I have a picture, on my phone, of your mutt biting my ankle and of the bite marks that got through my pants. I'd love to see that little rat get put down.
Sincerely, if you let your dog roam free and attack, expect it to get punted.
Dear amazing boyfriend,
Thank you for bringing me a chocolate frog. It means so much to me but I can't decide if I want to eat it or save it to hopefully show our kids some day
Sincerely, your PMS girlfriend who's head-over-heels but just wants chocolate
Who the hell stays up till 2 am studying math on a Friday night then wakes up at 7 am on a Saturday?
Sincerely, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME SLEEP
Dear "why doesn't Disney have interracial couples?" ,
Pocahontas and John Smith?
Sincerely, they count wether you believe it or not
Dear popular girl,
Please accept my apology for never appreciating you before.
Sincerely, when our teacher asked where the worst of the worst prisoners go, you replied askaban.
Please stop joking about my boyfriend's and my sex life it's funny for 5 seconds but that's it.
Sincerely, your friend who lied about her virginity status to avoid the jokes
Dear overweight woman at the gym,
I'm sorry if you noticed my incredulous glances. I'm just impressed that you can work the machine at that resistance level.
Sincerely, feeling like a weakling next to you
Please stop having a go about the state of my bedroom. Your office is a mess of paper. The chair in your room is covered in your clothes. If you shoved the two rooms together they'd look like mine.
Sincerely, realistic daughter.
Please stop asking me what I want to go into and give me a disgusted look when I tell you I have no idea
Sincerely, teenager just trying to enjoy high school