Dear people who want you to report bullying to the authorities,
They'll get 5 days suspension at best, and then make fun of you for thinking that works. My best friend's dad works for the school board, and people constantly tell her to kill herself. Her dad knows and they don't do anything about it.
Dear King Arthur,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Dear Dolores Umbridge,
Congrats. You live up to your name
Dear everyone who uses "anorexic" as another term for skinny,
Please stop misusing this term and educate yourself
Dear Mosquito,
Please stop biting me on the bottom of my foot!
Dear Abercrombie and Holister,
Please dress your models.. It is clothes your advertising after all
Dear Drama teacher,
Thank you so much for telling me that 'maybe Shakespeare just isn't your thing' shaming me into quitting the production. I decided that I want to be involved in this really badly so I become stage manager (hard work for a teenage girl at school to end up being the whole tech team and co-director). When I ended up working harder and doing more than you, even though I have school work I thought my name would at least be in the programme or something. No one knew how much time and effort I put into this; sacrificing my school work.
Dear people who hate on religious views beliefs and people in general,
Please don't call us religious people racists or bigots or ignorant just because our views and beliefs are different than yours.
Dear English teachers,
Please stop saying that every story has a theme that the author was trying to get at. Seriously, NOBODY writes a book just to prove a theme.
Dear U.S. Government,
Please allow animal hospitals to have animal ambulances.
Dear Marine boyfriend who is getting shipped out,
Please know that I will always love you...even if you don't make it back
Dear singles,
Roses are red, violets aren't blue, I heard you're forever alone...so LOL screw you!
Dear Daleks,
Please consider pursuing a career in pest control.
Dear snail,
When I named you Baggins I never thought you'd actually live up to the name
Dear Dad,
Quit acting like every girl I date is a gold digger trying to get at my money. You think I wouldn't recognize that?
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