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Dear milk,
You make me wet
Dear middle finger,
Thank you for always sticking up for me
Dear racists,
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Dear people of the internet,
Did you know a whale's fart bubble is large enough to enclose a horse?
Dear Facebook,
Oh, it's my sister's birthday today? I had no idea!
Dear apologetic people,
Usually "my bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing... Except at funerals.
Dear world,
Please stop finding me! It's called witness protection and I'm SICK of moving!
Dear rectangle,
Remember that night in Vegas 9 months ago? You have a son. His name is square. He has your angles.
Dear pinkie toe,
I am going to bang you so hard tonight.
Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Dear Dracula,
Remember that crazy night a few hundred years ago? Well now you have a son, and his name is Edward Cullen
Dear "Wanna come bungy jumping?",
Dude, I came into this world because of broken rubber I'm not going out that way too.
Dear internet,
Women laughing alone with salad is a lie
Dear Captcha,
I see how you work now. With images impossible for humans to read, there is no way a robot would be able to read it either. But I want to use this webpage!
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
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