You make me wet
Dear middle finger,
Thank you for always sticking up for me
Don't be racist. Hate everyone.
Sincerely, Grumpy cat
Dear people of the internet,
Did you know a whale's fart bubble is large enough to enclose a horse?
Sincerely, I thought you might want to know
Oh, it's my sister's birthday today? I had no idea!
Sincerely, a twin
Dear apologetic people,
Usually "my bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing... Except at funerals.
Sincerely, choose wisely.
Please stop finding me! It's called witness protection and I'm SICK of moving!
Remember that night in Vegas 9 months ago? You have a son. His name is square. He has your angles.
Dear pinkie toe,
I am going to bang you so hard tonight.
Sincerely, the coffee table
Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Sincerely, your teacher
Remember that crazy night a few hundred years ago? Well now you have a son, and his name is Edward Cullen
Dear "Wanna come bungy jumping?",
Dude, I came into this world because of broken rubber I'm not going out that way too.
Women laughing alone with salad is a lie
Sincerely, a woman crying alone with doritos
I see how you work now. With images impossible for humans to read, there is no way a robot would be able to read it either. But I want to use this webpage!
Sincerely, you're damn right I entered the verification code wrong first time!