Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Sincerely, your Christian coworker who is willing to live and let live.
Bowties are cool.
Sincerely, The Doctor
Please don't back up into your meat grinders.
Sincerely, you might get a little behind in your work.
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Sincerely, feeling more comfortable in my own skin
Please stop complaining about grading all our work.
Sincerely, you assigned it.
Please stop exacting revenge because I didn't give you a baby
Sincerely, girl in som serious pain
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Sincerely, lemon lime lovers everywhere
Dear Republican Party,
You've got plenty of candidates that can beat Hillary. Jeb Bush is not one of them. Please, nominate somebody who can actually win.
Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen
Dear woman at my gym,
There was no real need to bitch at me the way you did. I didn't realize that looking at you was deemed offensive.
Sincerely, I just thought you were pretty...
Dear Jobs I applied for,
Please think about getting back to me sooner. I found a better job while waiting, and 3 months is a dang long time to wait to hear that I wasn't accepted.
Sincerely, I hope you go out of business
Calling black Republicans "Uncle Toms" is racist. Your political affiliation does not give you license to be hateful to the people who disagree with you.
Sincerely, Sensible Americans
Dear men who use public restrooms,
Please learn to freakin aim
Sincerely, a part time employee sick of cleaning your pee off the floor
Dear Star Wars fans,
What if the Indiana Jones stories are really Han Solo's dreams when he is frozen in Carbonite?
Please leash your dogs on walks. Your dog is small but wants to kill my large, leashed dog. If it gets here and bites her, it won't survive.
Sincerely, just because it's small doesn't make it safe