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Dear Boys,
I have milkshakes!
Dear France,
I love your flag, but I feel like it would look better on its side...
Dear Harry Potter Lego's ,
Why is Voldemort the only one with a nose...
Dear Taylor Swift,
Please don't collaborate with Selena Gomez and write a song about me.
Dear vacuum,
DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
Dear SlenderMan,
I find your lack of face... disturbing
Dear guys,
Sorry I don't put any meat in my mouth.
Dear World,
Always trust people who like big butts.
Dear guy who held his newborn son up Lion King style,
You do know that in the movie it was Rafiki the doctor and not Mufasa the father who held Simba up, right?
Dear reader,
What do you call a cautious redhead?
Dear guy who just woke up,
Surprise!
Dear Person using the Big Bang Theory to study for Biology,
I am a theoretical physicist. Not a biologist.
Dear people who say "It's what's on the inside that counts.",
Yes, yes it is.
Dear buyers,
Welcome! Our sizes are small, extra small, and anorexic. Our prices are high, higher, and OMG you're in debt!
Dear readers,
How do you confuse an archaeologist? You give him a used tampon...
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