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Dear girl who says she likes bad boys,
Guess what? I went on Disney Channel.com WITHOUT my parents permission.
Dear gangsta,
If your pants were up, you might have gotten away.
Dear teachers,
When we accidentally fall asleep or are daydreaming in class, there is no need to point a nerf gun at us...
Dear world,
How do mermaids reproduce?
Dear girls at school dances,,
Those dresses are WHOREifyingly short.
Dear White people,
You all look the same too...
Dear air freshener,
"Do not spray directly onto throat "
Dear dad,
Going up to my boyfriend with a fake CIA badge and a water gun is not exactly how I wanted y'all to meet
Dear Boyfriend thinking he's going to do "No Shave November",
Of course I support you! As a matter of fact, I think I 'll do it with you!
Dear everyone who was in the Liberty Tree Mall at the time of my cartilage piercing,
I'm sorry.
Dear Guys,
What do you call guys who make jokes about women belonging in the kitchen?
Dear Doctor,
Alright, so my iron levels are too high so I need to eat less red meat, and my vitamin B12 levels are too low so I need to eat more red meat.
Dear guy at the gym,
Smooth.
Dear Headphones,
I know you love each other. Please don't try to be naughty when I am gone.
Dear officer who asked me "How high are you?",
Your saying it wrong.
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