Dear parents,
Did you not realize what my initials would be?
Dear Summer,
Stay. Don't freaking leave me, I'm not ready for school.
Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Dear Kraft,
Please stop telling me that one box of your Mac and cheese has three servings in it.
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Dear Insomniac of a Neighbor,
Why in God's name do you think it's a good idea to mow your lawn at 1 am?
Dear 9 year old sister,
Next time we're at the community center, please try not to say "Mommy, what's a cone-dom?" so loudly.
Dear men,
Please aim at the toilet... Not the wall.
Dear geeky guy who texts me,
Please don't stop texting me, it makes me smile 20x more plus you're cute
Dear keyboard,
Please move the : and the ; buttons farther apart.
Dear Boobs,
You might be fun to play with, and good for babies. But when you are start hurting for no reason, I don't like you.
Dear friends,
Please realise that being anorexic was not an actual choice. It started as me cutting down on snacks to eat healthier, but then I started looking in the mirror and I started hating what I saw...the stomach, the thighs, the fatty arms...and I just stopped eating..I'm so sorry
Dear people who invented energy drinks,
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Dear Starbucks employee,
Please tell me why abbreviation is such a long word
Dear Vegans,
I can make you a non-vegan rather quickly!
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