Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear world,
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Dear customers,
Please try to aim at the toilet bowl and not the seat
Dear anti-gay people,
Remember when the black community had to fight for their right & the people who were against it look really stupid now? Well in 50 years, that's how youre gonna look in the textbooks.
Dear person who decided woman should shave their legs,,
Please tell me why this was necessary.
Dear homework ,
Thanks to you I have cleaned my room done my laundry and walked my dog and did the dishes
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear parents,
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear drivers,
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Dear warlords,
Please stop it. I am terrified.
Dear World,
Please Don't judge Australians based on our current idiot prime minister.
Dear 2014,
Is this the year that pop artists suddenly went through an ass-craze?
Dear Isabel,
Please understand how head over heels i am in love with you still
Dear "Driving around town with the girl I love",
I see you and I'm like... You know what I'm like.
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