Dear guy,
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Dear honey bunches of oats commercial ,
I dont think if I went up to a strangers house with a bowl of cereal they would eat it..
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Dear ex,
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Dear Maple Tree,
I'll tap that.
Dear attractive older boy,
When you pulled out the chair for me, looked into my eyes, and were polite and gentlemanly the whole night, I started to like you. And then you told one of my friends that you thought I was really pretty and then I knew I was in love. You took the time to talk to me and notice me. Thank you.
Dear boys,
Not all girls do their make-up to impress you.
Dear girl who is now glaring at me.,
I just pointed out that you needed to fix your skirt because it was tucked into your leggings. I didn't say it loudly, and nobody else was around. I seriously don't get why you're mad.
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Please understand that she may not be the girl for you. I acted on my affections for a girl and all it got me was a "friend" who abused me because she knew I was so deeply in love with her that I wouldn't care.
Dear The Learning Channel,
Learning (noun)-the act or process of acquiring knowledge or skill.
Dear brain,
Please keep me awake while I do my homework
Dear "the early bird gets the worm",
Well the worm got up and died.
Dear society,
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Dear world,
Whether you believe in Adam or the Atom, we are all equally capable of living peacefully.
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