I thought you could fly.
Dear person talking shit in Swedish,
What makes you think you're the only Scandinave in America?
Sincerely, amused Norwegian
Dear Teacher who threaten female student of becoming housewives,
I find it hilarious.
Sincerely, your best student who wants to be a wife.
Roses are cool, violets are sub par, I know you don't love me......
Sincerely, so I'll stalk you from afar...
Why don't your students learn Latin?
Sincerely, More use than Divination
Dear underwire bra,
Please don't snap under pressure.
Dear my job isn't as important as nurses or doctors,
I'm a hospital administrator, I run the hospital....
Sincerely, Determining whether or not you keep your job
Dear Harry Potter,
I am the real saviour.
Sincerely, Hermoine Granger
Dear 'Respect my opinions',
Your opinions degrade, humiliate and kill.
Sincerely, I won't respect hatred
Dear straight guys everywhere,
Please don't think that I'm into threesomes (with you or anyone else) just because I'm bisexual!
Sincerely, bisexual and proud
Dear girl I like,
My finger slipped. I didn't mean to say "I think you're adora8ht895flhjdig759th02"
Sincerely, sneezed so hard, my head hit the keyboard
Please explain why you have Charlie's old wand.
Sincerely, Why the hell did Charlie need a new wand when his old one still worked?
Dear Facebook friends,
Please stop sending me candy crush and farmville invites. NOBODY PLAYS THEM ANYMORE
Sincerely, All of Facebook
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like homosexual people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Sincerely, A "heterophobic" gay