Dear Publishing Companies,
I know that you prefer older writers because they have more "life experience", but please don't assume that because I'm young, I'm stupid and have nothing worth saying.
Sincerely, Teenage author whose dreams are being slowly crushed
Dear college professors,
Please do not hold students to high standards regarding grammar/format/spelling/etc. if you don't hold yourselves up to the same standarsds.
Sincerely, wasting my time by editing your mistakes.
Why is it either don't eat and be skinny or eat and be fat?
Sincerely, Whatever happened to eat what you want and exercise?
Dear People around me,
Why do you always think I'm high when I'm not wearing my hearing aids? We've had multiple conversations about how I have to use cues from my other senses to compensate for my lack of hearing.
Sincerely, DEAFinitely not a stoner
Dear "In Ancient Rome homosexuality was encouraged because a man would fight better if he was trying to impress his lover ",
You mean ancient Greece. The Romans frowned upon it.
Sincerely, at least get your facts straight...
Please don't put your glasses somewhere different before going to take a shower. It makes me feel like Velma.
Sincerely, My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
Dear Metalhead Boyfriend,
Please know that I really do appreciate it when you get me onion rings from Sonic at 4 am. I wish I could wake you up with my voice, but I don't have one, so is extreme cuddling okay?
Sincerely, your mute and pregnant girlfriend.<3
I hate when you say that you have no money to give me, but then have a new pair of shoes the next day
Sincerely, your daughter
Dear middle school,
Please realize that a 5 minute passing period realy isn't enough time to go to the bathroom and that teachers rarely let us leave class. By taking away our bathroom privleges at lunch, you've ensured that we won't be able to go at all.
Sincerely, I really have to go pee!
I think a man wearing a helmet protecting his country should be paid more than a man wearing a helmet protecting a football.
Sincerely, one's more important than the other.
Dear Mascara and Eyeliner,
I have used at least four makeup remover pads and you are still plastered to my face. If I was crying you would have been off hours ago.
Sincerely, frustrated teenage girl
Dear kids who snitch on other kids,
Please accept my thanks. When you pass the word on a kid who's planning a massacre, you are a hero.
Sincerely, a guy whose daughter is still alive
Dear woman who fired me because I put her child in a time out,
He bit me and you had not told me any method for correcting him. What else was I suppose to do?
Sincerely, your now unemployed nanny
I have a life too, you know.
Sincerely, rape victim who won't carry a baby for nine months
Dear favorite fictional characters,
Please stop being more kind, intelligent, and interesting than the people I know in real life. I need to form real relationships, and it's hard when you're all so much better.
Sincerely, a bookworm