Dear porn site,
No, I will not "like" you on Facebook!
Sincerely, someone with common sense
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Sincerely, someone who is tired of white-washed, male dominant media
You must be made of copper because I "CU" in my dreams.
Sincerely, a chemistry geek
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Sincerely, responsible people
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Sincerely, someone who lives in a "free" country
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Sincerely, a dog-lover
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
Bring it on!
Sincerely, a cheerleader
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Sincerely, a mortified girl on her first date
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Sincerely, a girl who has hair in new places, new "curves" and a shedding uterus...
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Sincerely, Ryan Gosling
Dear George Michael,
Sincerely, The rest of the Bluth Family.
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Sincerely, a college graduate who cannot find a job.