Dear boyfriend,
Please lock the door the next time we shower together. The shower doors are glass and now your roommate has seen my ass.
Dear Mom,
You have been so strong over the last 14 years. You have worked 3 jobs for longer then I can remember, lived an entire country away from your family, and did a damn good job raising three kids, even after the man you loved left you.
Dear Physics Teacher,
Please don't yell at me in front of the whole class when I ask you a question. You may have helped a kid across the room with the same problem, but that doesn't constitute as teaching it to the whole class.
DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK GERMANS SHOUT ALL THE TIME,
WE DO NOT!
Dear Game of Thrones,
So you're set in a richly detailed world, with multiple complex plot threads and many characters that you often kill off without warning? That's cute.
Dear Kung Fu,
Please download into my brain like in the matrix.
Dear person,
I don't know if you held my hand platonically or romantically - but please do it again.
Dear 90s kids,
Please realise that no one cares. Every generation thinks theirs is the best.
Dear Boyfriend,
I love you.
Dear "when pigs fly",
Bitch, please.
Dear Reader,
Don't not do a thing that isn't not smart
Dear Will.I.Am,
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
Dear computer,
The document written by my professor and downloaded from Blackboard does not contain a virus. Please stop trying to tell me that it's unsafe.
Dear long-time friend,
Please stop telling me that I need to move on. I just lost my son 4 months ago. Just because I still cry occasionally doesn't mean that I'm not healing.
Dear Mother,
Next time, please actually point or give directions when you say the item we are searching for is 'over there' .
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