Also By Us Slow Robot I Waste So Much Time I Waste So Much Money
Dear wind,
Thank you making me feel like Marilyn Monroe.
Dear world,
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. What are you going to do when I die?!
Dear animal crackers,
I still bite your heads off first...
Dear teachers,
So the bell determines whether we are on time or tardy, but we can't be dismissed by the bell?
Dear alarm clock,
It might be you they hit on, but it's me they're sleeping with.
Dear "are you guys twins?",
No, she was adopted.
Dear Prince Charming,
I'm sending you a map to my house. I assume you got lost?
Dear policeman who pulled me over,
Not every teenager drinks. Some of us still enjoy the simple pleasures in life.
Dear guys walking behind me,
Yes, I have headphones on but I'm not deaf.
Dear world,
Yes, I dance around in my kitchen while baking... I can't be the only one.
Dear girl with writing on her t-shirt,
Excuse me while I read your boobs...
Dear Dad,
You always told me it's what's on the inside that counts, but you hate my black boyfriend?
Dear girls wearing "Warning! I am in love with a fictional vampire!" shirts,
Really?! I love the Count too!
Dear people who fight on facebook,
Please never stop. I have two more bags of popcorn to go.
Dear guy who tried to mug me,
Clearly you did not see the large, grizzly-like man I walked in with...
THIS IS PAGE 1
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © DEARBLANKPLEASEBLANK.COM - CONTACT US - TERMS AND PRIVACY - ABOUT US