Dear child who used welfare for its correct purpose,
We are not upset about helping you. It is the druggies who will do nothing but take the free stuff because it is easier than working
Dear Clark Gable,
Do you have a son? Age twenty something, maybe?
Dear Brain,
Please leave me alone. I just want to be happy here.
Dear best friend!,
Please forgive me about your black eye! I told you don't sneak up on me!
Dear Internet,
I think I figured out why there seem to be so many introverts in here.
Dear people who complain about their alarm clocks ,
Stop complaining you were the one who set it
Dear period,
Really?
Dear School Board,
You close the district for five inches of snow, but you won't now, even though we have over a foot and are expected to get more?
Dear lawyer,
It's bad enough when we have to ask you to bathe and comb your hair so we can breathe around you. When the judge has to ask you to dress appropriately, we've got a serious problem. Especially since your are our lawyer and your unwashed zombie look makes us lose our cause.
Dear guys who ask me why I'm still single,
You tell me!
Dear Mom,
Please stop watching hoarders.
Dear anti-military people,
Please support our soldiers. They are fighting for YOUR freedom! Thank them for rising their lives for our country!
Dear strange child,
Please don't eat the crayons just because the label says they're nontoxic...
Dear University,
Please give me a chance.
Dear smallest guy at football tryouts,
I'm so proud of you. No matter what I know you can do this. Dont listen to what everyone else says, I have so much faith in you. It'll take some work but I know you've got it in you.
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