Dear child who used welfare for its correct purpose,
We are not upset about helping you. It is the druggies who will do nothing but take the free stuff because it is easier than working
Sincerely, so proud that you got out.
Dear Clark Gable,
Do you have a son? Age twenty something, maybe?
Sincerely, the guys round here just aren't measuring up
Please leave me alone. I just want to be happy here.
Sincerely, an Overthinker
Dear best friend!,
Please forgive me about your black eye! I told you don't sneak up on me!
Sincerely, Didn't know that my guy friend taught me how to box, did ya?
I think I figured out why there seem to be so many introverts in here.
Sincerely, All the Extroverts are out Talking to People
Dear people who complain about their alarm clocks ,
Stop complaining you were the one who set it
Sincerely, everyone's tired of your complaining
Sincerely, day of a pool party.
Dear School Board,
You close the district for five inches of snow, but you won't now, even though we have over a foot and are expected to get more?
Sincerely, Not to mention the icy roads...
It's bad enough when we have to ask you to bathe and comb your hair so we can breathe around you. When the judge has to ask you to dress appropriately, we've got a serious problem. Especially since your are our lawyer and your unwashed zombie look makes us lose our cause.
Sincerely, your biggest nauseated client..
Dear guys who ask me why I'm still single,
You tell me!
Sincerely, Single Lady
Please stop watching hoarders.
Sincerely, no we don't have to get rid of everything in the house!
Dear anti-military people,
Please support our soldiers. They are fighting for YOUR freedom! Thank them for rising their lives for our country!
Sincerely, Proud military supporter
Dear strange child,
Please don't eat the crayons just because the label says they're nontoxic...
Sincerely, concerned adults
Please give me a chance.
Sincerely, stressed student.
Dear smallest guy at football tryouts,
I'm so proud of you. No matter what I know you can do this. Dont listen to what everyone else says, I have so much faith in you. It'll take some work but I know you've got it in you.
Sincerely, girl who knows you can do this