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Dear TLC,
Please remove Honey Boo Boo from your channel
Dear middle school classmates,
Thank you for what appears to be a mutual agreement between us to not try and become friends because we've entered high school.
Dear teacher,
please listen. ok, even though u tell us all thouse "facts" about how marijuana can b dangerous, addicktive, or bad. u never listen to hte rel turth. although u tel us republican progoganda all teh time about how it is bad for our brains and can cause us to not operate hevey machinery do u ever think about how we fel? do u ever consider the emotive impact in many? do u think ab feling? no society no value the feelz but let me tel u latdy ther is more to healt than the body ok lady. listen if u want to believ lies about bodyz i gues that is not my businez but i got newz for u sister feling mater tpo.?
Dear brain,
Please stop thinking of what you could have had. It is gone and will never come back.
Dear Girlfriend,
Please dont side with my parents, i need you on my side because they hate me as it is.
Dear Professor,
Please teach with the mic off. I am sleeping here.
Dear friends of another race than me,
Please stop with the offensive jokes. Just because I don't say anything doesn't make it right.
Dear People Who Capitalize Every Letter,
Please Stop. It Makes You Sound Stupid Instead Of Emphasizing Your Point.
Dear Girl I really like,
Please stop using my feelings to let you feel good about yourself.
Dear transgender cashier,
First off, you present as a woman. You have a feminine face, long hair, a feminine body, etc. Nothing about your appearance as it is now is masculine. That said, if you had simply corrected me by telling me that "actually, I'm a man" or "I identify as male", I would have corrected myself and we could have gone on our separate ways. Instead, you decided to rant about me misgendering you and tried to deny me service. I'm sorry you had a bad day or whatever, but I do not regret getting your manager involved.
Dear World,
Please know i have lost children, do NOT tell me everything will be okay. Do NOT say everything happens for a reason. Do NOT try to relate unless you've lost a human child (NOT a dog NOT a family member) EDUCATE YOURSELVES.
Dear extremely religious family,
Please stop giving me books that teach about the evils of homosexuality, telling me that your love me more than I can imagine but you simply hate my "sin", and please stop telling me "inspirational" stories about people in the LGBT+ community who turned straight. I know you have good intentions in mind but it's not helping.
Dear sister,
Please stop placing all of your responsibility on me. I'm sick and tired of having to do everything that you don't want to do.
Dear Teachers,
Please realize, that if you have that much trouble grading things, you should assign less things to be graded.
Dear Guy that lead me on and claimed he had no idea,
Please forgive me for developing feelings for you. It was kind of hard not to when you said all those nice things to me and made me feel like someone actually thought I was pretty and not just some random girl.