Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Sincerely, yes those are my pads and thanks for sharing them with the world
Dear honey bunches of oats commercial ,
I dont think if I went up to a strangers house with a bowl of cereal they would eat it..
Sincerely, but hey! It is delicious
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Sincerely, one of the gays.
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Sincerely, white girls everywhere.
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear Maple Tree,
I'll tap that.
Dear attractive older boy,
When you pulled out the chair for me, looked into my eyes, and were polite and gentlemanly the whole night, I started to like you. And then you told one of my friends that you thought I was really pretty and then I knew I was in love. You took the time to talk to me and notice me. Thank you.
Sincerely, the shy, underclassman girl who thinks that anyone would be lucky to have you!
Not all girls do their make-up to impress you.
Sincerely, it's not always about you
Dear girl who is now glaring at me.,
I just pointed out that you needed to fix your skirt because it was tucked into your leggings. I didn't say it loudly, and nobody else was around. I seriously don't get why you're mad.
Sincerely, just trying to make sure you don't embarrass yourself when you do your oral report
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Please understand that she may not be the girl for you. I acted on my affections for a girl and all it got me was a "friend" who abused me because she knew I was so deeply in love with her that I wouldn't care.
Sincerely, they may not be worth your time
Dear The Learning Channel,
Learning (noun)-the act or process of acquiring knowledge or skill.
Sincerely, what part of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is educational!?
Please keep me awake while I do my homework
Sincerely, an overworked student
Dear "the early bird gets the worm",
Well the worm got up and died.
Sincerely, it's not a risk i'm willing to take
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Sincerely, a man failed by you