I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Sincerely, you had me fooled
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Please try to aim at the toilet bowl and not the seat
Sincerely, employee who is tired cleaning up after you
Dear anti-gay people,
Remember when the black community had to fight for their right & the people who were against it look really stupid now? Well in 50 years, that's how youre gonna look in the textbooks.
Sincerely, have fun having little kids be disgusted by you
Dear person who decided woman should shave their legs,,
Please tell me why this was necessary.
Sincerely, lazy female
Dear homework ,
Thanks to you I have cleaned my room done my laundry and walked my dog and did the dishes
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Sincerely, annoyed kid who doesn't deserve all the blame
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Please stop it. I am terrified.
Sincerely, Frightened Teen
Please Don't judge Australians based on our current idiot prime minister.
Sincerely, We think he is ridiculous too..
Is this the year that pop artists suddenly went through an ass-craze?
Sincerely, it was here before, but now it's here even more
Please understand how head over heels i am in love with you still
Sincerely, the one guy who likes you and looks your way