Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
Sincerely, You all are ring-a-ding ding dongs.
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Sincerely, a male who sees the inequality in your demands.
Please give me back my heart.
Sincerely, Ex-girlfriend with a hole in her chest.
Dear X Box,
Please give me my boyfriend back.
Sincerely, A gamer's girlfriend
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Sincerely, trying to breath.
Dear Shop class,
Sincerely, The girl with a failing grade.
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Sincerely, Your very confused alarm clock.
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Sincerely, Two wishes down and many more to go!
Please don't be dead.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Never be hot.
Sincerely, the girl responsible for the toilet clog and recovering from Taco Tuesday