I have milkshakes!
Sincerely, Why is my yard still empty?
I love your flag, but I feel like it would look better on its side...
Dear Harry Potter Lego's ,
Why is Voldemort the only one with a nose...
Sincerely, oh the irony
Dear Taylor Swift,
Please don't collaborate with Selena Gomez and write a song about me.
Sincerely, Justin Bieber
DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
I find your lack of face... disturbing
Sincerely, Darth Vader
Sorry I don't put any meat in my mouth.
Sincerely, a vegetarian
Always trust people who like big butts.
Sincerely, They cannot lie.
Dear guy who held his newborn son up Lion King style,
You do know that in the movie it was Rafiki the doctor and not Mufasa the father who held Simba up, right?
Sincerely, the doctor who delivered your baby (now gimme gimme gimme!)
What do you call a cautious redhead?
Dear guy who just woke up,
Sincerely, the farts under your blanket
Dear Person using the Big Bang Theory to study for Biology,
I am a theoretical physicist. Not a biologist.
Sincerely, Dr Sheldon Cooper
Dear people who say "It's what's on the inside that counts.",
Yes, yes it is.
Welcome! Our sizes are small, extra small, and anorexic. Our prices are high, higher, and OMG you're in debt!
Sincerely, Abercrombie and Fitch