Dear people who want you to report bullying to the authorities,
They'll get 5 days suspension at best, and then make fun of you for thinking that works. My best friend's dad works for the school board, and people constantly tell her to kill herself. Her dad knows and they don't do anything about it.
Sincerely, girl who knows they only help good kids
Dear King Arthur,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Sincerely, Taunting French Guard
Dear Dolores Umbridge,
Congrats. You live up to your name
Sincerely, I just learnt what "umbrage" means
Dear everyone who uses "anorexic" as another term for skinny,
Please stop misusing this term and educate yourself
Sincerely, a recovered anorexic
Please stop biting me on the bottom of my foot!
Sincerely, It's ITCHY!!!
Dear Abercrombie and Holister,
Please dress your models.. It is clothes your advertising after all
Sincerely, innocent shopper
Dear Drama teacher,
Thank you so much for telling me that 'maybe Shakespeare just isn't your thing' shaming me into quitting the production. I decided that I want to be involved in this really badly so I become stage manager (hard work for a teenage girl at school to end up being the whole tech team and co-director). When I ended up working harder and doing more than you, even though I have school work I thought my name would at least be in the programme or something. No one knew how much time and effort I put into this; sacrificing my school work.
Sincerely, I just wanted a little bit of recognition
Dear people who hate on religious views beliefs and people in general,
Please don't call us religious people racists or bigots or ignorant just because our views and beliefs are different than yours.
Sincerely, almost all religious people will respect your views on controversial topics, you should respect ours
Dear English teachers,
Please stop saying that every story has a theme that the author was trying to get at. Seriously, NOBODY writes a book just to prove a theme.
Sincerely, one of your students who's a fellow writer
Dear U.S. Government,
Please allow animal hospitals to have animal ambulances.
Sincerely, a pet-sitter without a car who probably lost her client today.
Dear Marine boyfriend who is getting shipped out,
Please know that I will always love you...even if you don't make it back
Sincerely, the girl you broke up with to spare her the hardships
Roses are red, violets aren't blue, I heard you're forever alone...so LOL screw you!
Sincerely, Valentine's Day
Please consider pursuing a career in pest control.
When I named you Baggins I never thought you'd actually live up to the name
Sincerely, you died after I watched the Lord of the Rings movies for the first time