Dear judges on Toddlers and Tiaras,
So...you make a living...off of judging five year olds...on how good they look in mascara and bikinis?
Dear world,
Oxygen and Magnesium? OMg!
Dear boyfriend,
Thanks for proving the stereotype wrong and making ME a sandwich in front of all of your fraternity brothers. Before we were even dating!
Dear artsy girls on Facebook ,
Yes, I always find myself in an artsy place while wearing my best clothes and looking longingly off into the distance when a photographer pops up and takes my picture, which I then use as my profile picture.
Dear people complaining about racism,
I don't care if you're black, white, Asian or a giant purple dinosaur. So long as you respect me, I'll respect you!
Dear guy embarrassed that his son wanted the Disney Princess coloring book instead of the Transformers one,
Really?
Dear Spanish Teacher,
Please have us do a group project that requires us to work outside of school
Dear Taylor Swift,
If you knew he was trouble when you walked in, why even bother?
Dear teachers,
You want us to take a test? Fine. Just give us back the one we took last week.
Dear four year old niece,
Please don't ever stop wanting to be the Abominable snowman from Rudolph's best friend. Yes, I agree that he isn't a bad monster and all he needs is love.
Dear dad,
Of course I won't watch tv all day downstairs
Dear world,
Please stop with the stares at a bald headed woman. You don't know what she went through.
Dear best friend,
Please understand that although we don't talk as much as we once did, it doesn't mean that we're not as close. Even though I've got more responsibilities now, and I don't have as much free time as high school, you'll always be a sister to me.
Dear person who had their cellphone go off in class to the Kim Possible theme,
YES.
Dear teacher,
No, I am not cheating on my midterm from the guy in front of me. I'm just trying to be nice!
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