Dear porn site,
No, I will not "like" you on Facebook!
Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Dear girl,
You must be made of copper because I "CU" in my dreams.
Dear anti-vacciners,
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear life,
Bring it on!
Dear Hermione,
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Dear "DearBlankPleaseBlank",
I blame you for my failing grades.
Dear Girl,
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Dear George Michael,
Her?
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
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