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Dear Mum,
Please leave me be with my oversized shirts and skinny jeans and lack of makeup or motivation. And while you're at it, stop picking on me so much for not being a 'normal' girl.
Dear boys,
Tall, dark, and handsome is a very real thing. It's hard to resist.
Dear health product companies,
Please consider using more distinctive package designs. The anti-itch cream tube looks a lot like the toothpaste tube, and I'd already taken off my glasses to wash my face.
Dear classmates,
Please understand that I get nervous before I go on stage. Even if you think I am good at drama I get absolutely terrified too.
Dear beloved friend,
Please ask me about how my day is too instead of just talking at me about yours. I know things have been hard but please consider those you confide in as well.
Dear School Teachers,
You expect me to do four hours of homework every night then act surprised when I break down.
Dear boyfriend,
Please understand that I really do want to tell you that I am Bi but I am just afraid that you will hate me and leave me. Can you also understand that when you make fun of my religion and my sexuality without knowing it, it really hurts.
Dear people who don't like feminism,
Like it or not, finding out I'm a feminist is not an opportunity for you to call me a "feminazi". My great grandparents were murdered during the Holocaust after their home was burned down. I am a proud, 3rd generation Jewish American feminist and comparing me to the group that murdered my family and millions of others is completely unacceptable. You say feminists are crazy and turn around and compare us to fucking Nazis... check yourself
Dear Girlfriend,
Please know that your reassuring me that you love me in spite of everything picked up my broken day. Thank you.
Dear English Teacher,
Thank you for understanding my weird poetry when noone else did.
Dear Housemate,
Please stop demanding that we do literally all of the shopping. I pay attention; you haven't put money in for groceries for almost a month.
Dear One Size Fits All,
You definitely don't fit me.
Dear soon to be boyfriend,
Please be patient with me. My ex ignored me for video games and I'm scared you going to ignore me for another muse too.
Dear everyone,
Please remember that sometimes, there is no absolute truth. Many moral, economic, or other issues have many many ways to solve the problem. Sometimes however, there is absolute truth. Such as whether or not God exixts, or natural laws.
Dear fiance,
Please help me. I have a busted ankle and can't walk yet you still want me to make supper. I have to "remind" you to make something for me too when you make something. And I really appreciate having to get my own ice packs and water and figure out how to carry them with crutches.