Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
Dear feminists,
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please give me back my heart.
Dear X Box,
Please give me my boyfriend back.
Dear neighbors,
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Dear Shop class,
SCREW YOU!
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
Dear Republicans,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Dear Genie,
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Dear Sherlock,
Please don't be dead.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Dear plumbers,
Never be hot.
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
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