I seriously hate your mother.
Sincerely, your ex-girlfriend to be if she keeps up "the good work".
Dear U.S. School System,
Please make it a high school graduation requirement to pass the citizenship test.
Sincerely, it's scary how little many people know about our own country
Dear house/pet sitter,
Please explain the neighbor's complaints of loud swearing all night, loud music, and shouting. Apparently she didn't come talk to you because when she came during the day you were on the roof with your face painted and shouting, and you freaked her out. According to her boyfriend at night you ride my son's bike howling at the moon. On the bright side, the house is in one piece and the animals are happy.
Sincerely, I let you watch my children all the time?
Dear kids who say you can't party and be smart,
It's not the end of the world if you have a drink every now and then. You can have the best of both worlds.
Sincerely, Pre-med and in college
Dear Fellow College Student,
Yes, I did put your clothes (including your boxers) on top of the dryer. I waited for 30 minutes after your load was done, and you never showed up. This is a dorm, not your mother's house. You can't just take up the dryer until you feel like coming back for your clothes
Sincerely, If you don't want strangers touching your clothes, get to the laundry room in a timely manner.
Dear stores near me,
Please start stocking blue birthday girl balloons and superhero bikes for girls. My soon to be seven year old twin sisters hate pink and love Hulk and Spiderman. I'll get them boy bikes, but it'd be cool if they could have the huge blue helium balloons you have for boys.
Sincerely, an older brother
Dear friend I walked in the bush with,
You were wearing shorts and a tank top. I was wearing a long sleeved shirt and jeans. Neither of us had insect repellent, and you complained you were itchy.
Sincerely, but how the heck do you end up with 3 mosquito bites while I've got over 40?!
Please don't constantly criticize my taste "so I don't get bullied" because the only person who's bullying me is you.
Sincerely, your perfectly confident, eccentric daughter
Feminism is not about girls being better than boys, or girls not letting guys holding doors. If a woman gets angry at you for holding a door open for her, then that is not feminism. That is being rude. Feminism is about everyone being equal and happy.
Sincerely, a REAL feminist
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Sincerely, grateful girl who is insecure
Please stop keeping unhealthy food in the house. Yes, I understand that willpower is important. But it is really hard to have it when there is tempting food right under your nose, all the time.
Sincerely, your daughter who's dealing with a weight problem.
Dear other kids in my grade,
Please understand that I honestly don't care how many times you say it I do not need a boyfriend
Sincerely, a very annoyed 12 year old
Dear new mothers,
Please get your infant child away from me.
Sincerely, not all women want to hold your baby and I hate kids.
Please add some filter to catch these "My uncle earns $95065 a month click scam link" posts? Surely the fact that they are in bold, using the same message, with obviously suspect links, weird borders etc means something can automatically pick up on the spam.
Sincerely, there must be some way to stop them