Dear person,
I don't know if you held my hand platonically or romantically - but please do it again.
Dear 90s kids,
Please realise that no one cares. Every generation thinks theirs is the best.
Dear Boyfriend,
I love you.
Dear "when pigs fly",
Bitch, please.
Dear Reader,
Don't not do a thing that isn't not smart
Dear Will.I.Am,
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
Dear computer,
The document written by my professor and downloaded from Blackboard does not contain a virus. Please stop trying to tell me that it's unsafe.
Dear long-time friend,
Please stop telling me that I need to move on. I just lost my son 4 months ago. Just because I still cry occasionally doesn't mean that I'm not healing.
Dear Mother,
Next time, please actually point or give directions when you say the item we are searching for is 'over there' .
Dear People who judged me in the grocery store,
It was a fake baby. it was for school. So dont judge me. But when my brother did the project you all said he was a good father for taking care of the baby.
Dear teachers,
Please quit giving us packets that are due the next day you forgot to give us the day before
Dear hormones,
Please stop.
Dear human's,
One day you will sit, stay and beg.
Dear obnoxious girl,
When I said that I have/used to have Asperger's, the appropriate response was not, "oh, THAT'S why you're so annoying!"
Dear fake friends,
Please don't make a fake Facebook just to terrorize one of your "friends." You never know what she could do.
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