Dear university,
I'm sincerely grateful to be able to have an education, but I really hate you sometimes.
Dear world,
It is best not to dwell on dreams.
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Dear boys who find it awkward to buy condoms tampons etc.,
Please don't. We don't think about it, and if we do, we think it's great that you take some responsibility. Keep it up!
Dear Idiots,
Please stop complaining when your parents tell you about starving kids in the world. Its not meant to help them, its meant to show you how lucky you are.
Dear security guard,
It was both annoying and adorable when you kept coming back to check on me working late in the college studio.
Dear Stacy,
Your mom has got it goin' on.
Dear ex boyfriend,
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you
Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
Dear Teens,
I voluntarily do not have a Facebook.
Dear TA,
While I appreciate the fact that you helped revise my essay, I can't read your handwriting.
Dear popular girls,
At least my boyfriend isn't a douche.
Dear bullies,
you won
Dear new boyfriend,
Please calm down. I know you are excited about us, but we said we wouldn't rush into anything and that's exactly what we did. I'm still not sure if I'm ready for an "us."
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