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Dear LMFAO,
You are the whitest black guys I have ever seen.
Dear bladder,
Now? Are you kidding me?
Dear cop behind me,
Please turn, please turn, please turn!!!
Dear world,
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Dear Adele,
I can help you with the "fire burning in your heart."
Dear 2am,
We have got to stop having this affair; 6:30am is starting to get suspicious.
Dear Jessie ,
If it's not about the money, money, money, then why isn't your song free?
Dear world,
I think we should change the phrase to "bubble wrap is the best medicine."
Dear fellow teenagers,
You know it's bad when you start cleaning your room to avoid doing your homework.
Dear boys who wear skinny jeans with belts halfway down their butts,
What's the point? The belt has no use.
Dear boyfriend,
The only reason I'm making you this sandwich is becuase I broke your Xbox last night when you didnt come home.
Dear Summer,
I want you back. Sure, winter break was cute, but he was kind of cold to me. Spring break was totally hot and awesome, but it didn't last long. I seriously want you now hot stuff.
Dear Luke,
Who's your daddy?
Dear hot chocolate ,
I think you're pretty hot.
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