My heart goes out to you all.
Sincerely, a neighboring American
Dear 14 year old me,
I'm turning 18 in five months. I know you thought you'd starve yourself to death or O.D before you made it to 16, but we're still here.
Sincerely, 17 year old conquering suicidal thoughts
Dear everyone ,
The world is a great place, but media shows it as cruel and horrible, not caring and restoring
Sincerely, my faith in humanity never needed to be restored
Please stop with all the Tinkerbell stuff. The original character was not a good role model. In fact, she was vain and kind of a bitch.
Sincerely, There are so many better female characters in your movies.
Dear friend-zoned friend who just asked if we are now more than friends,
Sincerely, 'cause we're now BEST of friends.
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Sincerely, under your pillow?
Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
Sincerely, I'm a firm believer in second chances. But not third ones.
Dear best friend,
On the school residential you woke me up at 5 every morning by vomiting noisily in the bathroom next door. You're eating for two and have changed all your tastes. You've missed your periods for a few months and your boobs and stomach are growing. Plus,, you just told me you'd had sex with two local boys and your brother.
Sincerely, stop kidding yourself and buy the pregnancy test
Dear slut shamers,
If wearing short skirts and low cut tops makes me a slut, and modest, non-revealing clothes make me a good girl - Will wearing a wedding dress make me married?
Dear Brits and Australians complaining about their prime ministers,
Have you seen OURS?
Saying "yo mama is so stupid she only had stupid children" does not work with you
Sincerely, you're little sister
Dear "Are you a boy or a girl?",
Wanna check for yourself?
Sincerely, what's between my legs is my business
Dear drama students,
Please save the drama for your llama.
Sincerely, people don't always like drama all the time
Dear people who start arguments in YouTube comments,
Are you like this in real life?
Sincerely, explains why you wasted five hours arguing with someone on the Internet