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Dear person who asked me if I had a Facebook,
No, I chose to have a life instead.
Dear Cinderella,
If the shoe fit so perfect, why did it fall off in the first place?
Dear boys,
The only size we really care about is the size of your heart.
Dear Youtube commenters,
Just because you have the right to free speech doesn't mean you have the intellect to use it.
Dear person who asked me if I just cut my hair,
No, I didn't cut it, I dyed the tips invisible.
Dear straight girl,
I'm not going to hit on you simply because you have girly parts. Chill out.
Dear lazy people,
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Dear TLC,
My Big Fat Gay Wedding.
Dear boys,
Girls think about sex just as much as you do.
Dear "An apple a day keeps the doctor away",
Bull crap!
Dear creepy man at Walmart,
You are not allowed to question my concerned look when I see you buying condoms, a ski mask, rubber gloves, and children's toys...
Dear Bella,
Heard you got pregnant and almost died. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Dear girls,
You don't have to wear low cut shirts for us to notice you.
Dear society,
I wish more people cared about the earth as much as they care about who created it.
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