Dear face wash ads,
Please know that people don't actually splash their face like that!
Dear people who put unnecessary commas in the middle of their sentences,,
Please realise that is not, where they go.
Dear Doctor,
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Dear Ignorant and racist Indian father,
Love shows no boundaries, we love each other and are going to be with each other no matter what.
Dear Teenage Family,
Please Know that my judgmental looks didnt come from the fact that you look like you're 12 and have a kid, or the fact that your boyfriend glared at me when he walked right through the door and I held it open for you ecause you were carrying said baby. They came from when you got in the car, closed up all the windows, AND THEN BOTH OF YOU LIT CIGIRETTES!
Dear Extremely Messy Roommate,
Please don't leave your boots in front of the door because they pose a hazard at night.
Dear everyone,
We should just let gay people get married; marriage is a joke anyway. People marry for tax benefits or because they think they're in “love,” and 50% of marriages end in divorce anyway. Gay people can't possibly ruin the institution of marriage any more than the celebrities whose "marriages" lasted less than 24 hours.
Dear Comrade Obama,
This is a capitalist society, not a communist dictatorship.
Dear students,
Please be nicer to and about your teachers. They go into a nearly thankless and very difficult job with not nearly as much pay as they deserve just to help you get a decent education.
Dear Fandoms,
If someone is expressing their opinion nicely, and it just so happens to be against your Fandom, please CALM DOWN.
Dear genetics,
Why couldn't I be born with pink hair?
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please listen to me. It doesn't make you a lesser person if you get a divorce. I will always love you.
Dear Doctor Who,
If the weeping angels are made of stone, that means they can crack, crumble, and erode.
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Dear 'quenching' body wash,
You have no power here!
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