Dear Wonderfully Loving Sister,
Please stop talking about how much you despise my best guy friend.
Dear "email only" posters on Craigslist,
How about you actually email someone back if you actually want to do business..
Dear favorite band,
Thanks for saving my life.
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Dear Bella Swan,
I've met bread more interesting than you.
Dear people who pick up pizza,
Please don't openthe boxes and check the pizza. Do you think I am going to rip you off? It' really rude
Dear body,
Please quit being such a jerk.
Dear maybe we need a refresher on the word "equality",
Maybe we need a refresher on how hard it was for white males to gain their rights and power.
Dear roommate,
When you ask me to walk your dog because you are still with your coteachers doing your Friday ritual, do bring home a boy you are toying with later. It makes it seem like you care more about sex then your dog.
Dear world,
Please realize that getting married isn't the be-all and end-all of every person's life. Sure, someday in the future it may happen, but focusing solely on finding a husband seems to lead to way too much stress for my taste.
Dear older brother,
Please stop treating my bipolar friend like trash. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that's because you called her a cunt for standing up for me when you were threatening me.
Dear Feminist roommates,
Please stop lumping all males into one group of "douche bags". I know plenty of great guys who you continually insult in front of me because you think all men are out to have sex and suppress women and are just all around jerks and have no morals or respect.
Dear friend who thinks he know's the secret to fixing me,
Not thinking about it isn't going to stop my anxiety, depression, and eaten disorder. So stop suggesting it.
Dear people complaining about the undo button,
There is a redo button.
Dear Husband,
I love that you're willing and capable of cooking for me...but please reconsider the thought process, "I'm going to put everything my wife finds impalatable into one dish so she HAS to eat it!"
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