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Dear gay community,
Please warn us that you are gay BEFORE we fall in love with you. Being smart, funny, nice, attractive, and a Thespian means that we are bound to love you.
Dear 13 year old cousin,
When I was your age I was blowing bubbles, not boys...
Dear ladies who blame their insecurities on Disney,
Vogue? Fine. Cosmo? Fine. Hollywood? Fine. Cartoon animation of fairytales? Not sure I follow your logic...
Dear kids making fun of my old cell phone,
Why don't we drop my phone and your iPhone from 4 inches off the ground and see whose phone is better then?
Dear life,
Why lemons?
Dear world,
3700 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Dear guys with hairy chests,
Go ahead and take v-necks out of your wardrobe.
Dear cell phone inventors,
Please add a sarcastic button.
Dear Child complaining about long road trips,
Shut up! You have a DVD player and a portable game systems to keep you entertained!
Dear guy who asked "so what did you have for dinner last night? Rice?",
Just because I'm Asian doesn't mean I eat rice every day...
Dear people who call me gay for being in a play,
Your girlfriends panties and bra match...
Dear guy I randomly flirted with on the street,
Since when are you in my geography class?!
Dear men,
Girls (Gurls) - n. A highly sensitive animal that when scared will attempt to yell and scream to defend itself. It always seems to travel in a pack, and has mood swings approximately every 17 seconds.
Dear teacher,
Yes I WOULD like to go up there and teach the subject.
Dear "you look so much like your sister",
That's funny....
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