Dear woman next door who screams every night,
Please stop screaming, or atleast inform me if you're being abused or just having wild sex.
Sincerely, concerned and disturbed neighbor.
Dear girl who walked into a room full of hot boys in the cupcake P.J.s grandma got you,,
You were more gorgeous like that than you would have been in make up
Sincerely, just sayin'
When it's supposed to snow the next day, it is not acceptable to say 'Since we're having a snow day, here's a project to do over it!'.
Sincerely, do you want me to have no life?
Please stop being so fantastic and unrealistic. People keep leaving me for you.
Something's gone wrong if you're more addicted to Facebook then I am.
Sincerely, your 15-year-old son
Dear teacher who doesn't actually teach us anything,,
Just because you're ready to give the test doesn't mean we're ready to take it.
Sincerely, need more time to learn the stuff that you were supposed to teach us.
Dear everyone on this website,
Thank you for hating Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, and Toddlers and Tiaras.
Sincerely, restores my faith in humanity
My mom WILL beat you so you might as well give up while you're ahead.
Sincerely, an optimistic daughter
I'm so depressed. Why don't people like me anymore?
Dear people who think you know me,
Sincerely, that's okay, I don't either
Thank you for giving me this awesome job! You started me out on a decent wage, offer benefits, work around my second job, and I get to spend all day playing with animals? This feels like heaven to me! The added puppy kisses from the puppy training class doesn't hurt either!
Sincerely, Loving her job!
Dear Pet Parents,
Do you ever wonder what your pet has named you?
Sincerely, worried about what they are named
Thank you so much for making ME a sandwich and you didnt even ask me to make you one after.
Sincerely, want to get married?
Please stop moving me to different countries. I finally like it here.
Sincerely, don't make me leave all my friends and my first serious boyfriend behind