I don't know if you held my hand platonically or romantically - but please do it again.
Sincerely, other person
Dear 90s kids,
Please realise that no one cares. Every generation thinks theirs is the best.
Sincerely, you're just the same as every generation before and after you!
I love you.
Sincerely, Too scared to say it to your face
Dear "when pigs fly",
Sincerely, "when Half Life 3 comes out"
Don't not do a thing that isn't not smart
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
The document written by my professor and downloaded from Blackboard does not contain a virus. Please stop trying to tell me that it's unsafe.
Sincerely, annoyed student
Dear long-time friend,
Please stop telling me that I need to move on. I just lost my son 4 months ago. Just because I still cry occasionally doesn't mean that I'm not healing.
Sincerely, a grieving mom,
Next time, please actually point or give directions when you say the item we are searching for is 'over there' .
Sincerely, your very confused children
Dear People who judged me in the grocery store,
It was a fake baby. it was for school. So dont judge me. But when my brother did the project you all said he was a good father for taking care of the baby.
Sincerely, Dont judge a book by its cover.
Please quit giving us packets that are due the next day you forgot to give us the day before
Sincerely, students that are taking other classes and has a load of homework
Sincerely, I just raged at that water bottle.
One day you will sit, stay and beg.
Sincerely, your dog.
Dear obnoxious girl,
When I said that I have/used to have Asperger's, the appropriate response was not, "oh, THAT'S why you're so annoying!"
Sincerely, And I'm supposed to be the one who doesn't know how to act.