Dear face wash ads,
Please know that people don't actually splash their face like that!
Sincerely, my bathroom floor is now soaking wet!
Dear people who put unnecessary commas in the middle of their sentences,,
Please realise that is not, where they go.
Sincerely, 3rd grade grammar.
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Sincerely, I may just be 15 but come on, I'm not THAT stupid.
Dear Ignorant and racist Indian father,
Love shows no boundaries, we love each other and are going to be with each other no matter what.
Sincerely, why does it even matter that he's white?!
Dear Teenage Family,
Please Know that my judgmental looks didnt come from the fact that you look like you're 12 and have a kid, or the fact that your boyfriend glared at me when he walked right through the door and I held it open for you ecause you were carrying said baby. They came from when you got in the car, closed up all the windows, AND THEN BOTH OF YOU LIT CIGIRETTES!
Sincerely, I really hope that kid can breathe.
Dear Extremely Messy Roommate,
Please don't leave your boots in front of the door because they pose a hazard at night.
Sincerely, I almost died today
We should just let gay people get married; marriage is a joke anyway. People marry for tax benefits or because they think they're in “love,” and 50% of marriages end in divorce anyway. Gay people can't possibly ruin the institution of marriage any more than the celebrities whose "marriages" lasted less than 24 hours.
Dear Comrade Obama,
This is a capitalist society, not a communist dictatorship.
Sincerely, The Ghost of Reagan
Please be nicer to and about your teachers. They go into a nearly thankless and very difficult job with not nearly as much pay as they deserve just to help you get a decent education.
Sincerely, a student who appreciates my teachers
If someone is expressing their opinion nicely, and it just so happens to be against your Fandom, please CALM DOWN.
Sincerely, Keep Open Minds!
Why couldn't I be born with pink hair?
Sincerely, an anime fan
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please listen to me. It doesn't make you a lesser person if you get a divorce. I will always love you.
Sincerely, a worried daughter sick of seeing her parents struggle for years
Dear Doctor Who,
If the weeping angels are made of stone, that means they can crack, crumble, and erode.
Sincerely, forget sonic screwdrivers, a jackhammer will save you all the trouble!
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Sincerely, a teenage girl