Dear shower,
Please stop changing the water temperature half way through! I'm cold!
Dear mom,
Please realize that surreptitiously throwing away the condom I had in my medicine drawer while helping me pack to move to a new apartment is not an effective way of encouraging abstinence.
Dear lonely friend whom everyone writes off as a jerk,
Please hang in there and keep trying to get people to see the real you.
Dear people who have friends or family in the military,
I respect you and admire you for being so strong. Please tell whoever you know in the military thank you.
Dear people concerned about my bandaged wrist,
Cutting was three years ago, that's just my new survivor tattoo.
Dear teacher,
There are thirty students in here taking our exams. Why do you feel the need to spend half of the period leaning over my shoulder watching me work?
Dear love of my life,
Please bring chinese food and netflix.
Dear droning professor,
Sure I'll stop passing notes in class, but that doesn't mean I'll start paying attention to you. I understood the material better before you started explaining it.
Dear short guys,
Please stop trying to take out your insecurities on me at the bar at 2 AM. I don't feel like talking to the cops for 3 hours and then filing for assault
Dear friend,
Please continue being patient with me
Dear hot guy I sit beside in history,
The only reason he sat us beside each other is because he knows I won't talk around you..
Dear Parents,
Please Put down the damn phones, and watch your kid play the game. I'm tired of having kids look up after a good play and only seeing your zombie face staring at the screen. It's a horrible feeling for them.
Dear world,
I dream of the day my motives don't get questioned
Dear Teddy Bear,
Please talk to me . Listen to me. I have no one.
Dear Muslim women I'm watching,
Please don't think I think you're a terrorist. I just really like your hijab
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