Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
YOUR EX!
Dear Antidepressants,
Please start working.
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Dear World,
Please verify that life really does get better after high school, because right now I can't take it anymore.
Dear patients,
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Dear George Michael,
Please understand we knew you were gay all along, love you this way, and don't want you to change. We only pretended you were het so our boring boyfriends would dance.
Dear people who are panicking because they hae "flu-like symptoms",
You do not have ebola.
Dear youth pastor,
I've stopped trying to understand the crazy, random things we do at youth group. The Harlem Shake was fun, seeing you in a dress and wig was better.
Dear spoilt rich kids,
Please stop complaining about the laptops that are provided to you through our school. You have one. That's more than most people in the world have.
Dear Friends,
Please stop saying "just roll with the punches"
Dear Residents,
Please stop locking yourselves out of your rooms. Your adults bring your key with you!
Dear People who want Cheap Accessable flying cars,
It is hard enough for you to drive on two dimensions. Imagine how how many accidents there would be in three. Plus, think of where the cars would land when they crash.
Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
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