Stop trying to make "Poke" happen. It's not going to happen.
Sincerely, Regina George
Dear Future Husband,
I hope you don't have any plans for the names of our children...
Sincerely, the future mother to Ender Scott
Dear Doctor Who fans,
If there millions of parallel worlds, are there millions of parallel Doctors?
Sincerely, hoping for more Doctors!
Please don't ever forget that you are beautiful. No matter what others try to tell you.
Sincerely, Don't ever forget it.
When the pope dies, is it a promotion?
Please realize that nothing in this world is inherently bad. It's like the Force, it just depends on what you do with it.
Please stop giving us assignments and tests on the same week.
Dear LDS Parents,
Please let me back into your home. It's cold in my car.
Sincerely, your newly-outed trans daughter
Dear Chanel 74,
Please continue doing what you are doing
Sincerely, teen who is gladly reliving her childhood
Dear students who use their phones during class,
Please dont insult my intelligence
Sincerely, nobody just looks at their crotch and smiles
So you can run away for five days and you expect us not to bug you but I try to spend one hour with my boyfriend and you send me 20 texts?
Sincerely, tell me how that is fair
Please stop trying to stamp on the only bit of self worth i have left because im tired of having to fight through each day.
Sincerely, an unhappy boy
She's 18 and about to graduate and go to college. I'm 16 and homeschooled and not really getting anywhere in life. Why did you have to go and make me fall for her?
Sincerely, don't stand a chance.
Dear grown man wearing a Caesar costume and dancing to the backstreet boys,
Best. Latin teacher. EVER.
Sincerely, Teenage girl who's faith in humanity was just restored
Dear best friend,
I overheard you getting advice from your dad about how you should ask me to be your boyfriend. I'll say yes no matter what you do but please don't sing me a song in public. You're so hot but musical talent isn't something you possess. Leave that to me.
Sincerely, Your excited (but nervous) soon-to-be boyfriend.