Please understand, This is my country, wrong or right, if right to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right. That means I don't always agree with what the USA does, but I'll work to set things right, not deny my country and leave it in the hands of those that will continue with everything as is.
Sincerely, Proud to be an American
Please change your mind and ask me out again...
Sincerely, so I can reject you for being so horrible to me.
Dear girls wanting Disney to make a certain type of princess so more people feel beautiful,
I'm white and healthy and I don't relate to any of the current princesses.
Sincerely, Never fell in love with a beast, had an evil step mother or found prince charming
Dear People who think calling myself fat means I must think they're obese.,
Stop it. My dysmorphia affects only me, and my body is the only one I see disproportionally. You look just fine.
Sincerely, an Anorexic girl
Dear the guy who said he'd never heard a girl say they're pretty.,
I think i'm beautiful. I think I'm fantastic. I am not skinny. I am chubby and I love my cupcakes in the morning. I rarely work out, and I feel great. I work on things that are important to me, and I've done a great job. That works a lot better than only worrying about your looks. I'm sorry girls don't believe in themselves as much as they ought.
Sincerely, Beautiful and Confident.
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
Sincerely, smart people
The boy I have to kiss in drama class does NOT need to be the boy for whom I fall into a deep, dank, and uncontrollable love for.
Sincerely, the Girl With Too Many Feelings
Kindly stop interfering in the business of other countries because you made yourself the "world's policeman".
Sincerely, Someone who is tired of people getting killed.
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to tax me more, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept when you screwed up on a test. It's not fair for half the class not to get points they deserve.
Sincerely, Should have had a 95 but I have an 82...
I don't find Waldo. Waldo finds ME.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris
Please stop looking at us with pity. It's just as insulting as curious looks at you.
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Sincerely, I don't live in Illinois or speak Spanish
the most recent school shooting was committed by a popular boy. It shouldn't take multiple people's deaths for you to realize and start talking about how not all of these tragedies are caused by "loners" and not everyone who seems quiet or distant is planning to go on a murder spree.
Sincerely, a student who fits the image of a "loner" but would never dream of opening fire on her classmates