Dear people who say "I'm not a feminist because I believe in gender equality. I am an egalitarian.",
That's what feminism is! It's not about man hating or gender superiority. It's about bring equal rights to all people, regardless of gender. Also, men can also be feminists, there were in fact men at the Seneca Falls meeting.
Dear autocorrect,
I never type the word orgasm in an email. Ever.
Dear introverted guys,
How am I supposed to find you?!
Dear bitter women,
Please understand that all men aren't the same. When I first started dating my boyfriend, I offered him a 3sum (two girls) for his 28th birthday and he declined saying he only had eyes for me.
Dear self thats staring back at me in the mirror,
You aren't the same girl you used to be.. You're too large to be her.. Lets go get healthy again.
Dear men obsessed with blowjobs,
What's so intriguing about putting a very sensitive part of your anatomy into a cavity with teeth?
Dear girls,
I always think it's funny when you say to never text your ex no matter how long it's been
Dear boy who called me a coward for not catching a ball coming right at me,
Can you not see the splint on my right hand index finger?
Dear math teacher who's asking what f(x) is,
A tv channel!
Dear angry neighbor,
If your dog runs out of your driveway and in front of my bike with no warning, you do not get to yell at me because I almost ran over it. Your negligence is not my problem; feel lucky that I managed to brake before it was too late.
Dear Prince Charming,
I changed my mind, I'm going back to sleep.
Dear frat house across from the practice field,
Please do not blast a metronome with a different tempo from what we're playing to screw us up. It was funny the first 5 minutes, not the whole hour and a half long rehearsal.
Dear "did your Russian grandparents see the meteor?",
Can your American aunt see the Statue of Liberty from her Sacramento apartment?
Dear adults,
Please stop assuming just because I stay at my boyfriends I'm going to get pregnant
Dear Parents,
Please love me
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