Dear World,
If the tampon hasn't been used, it's not gross! Jeez, calm down
Dear Students,
Please stop using the word "extremely." It's not going to help you get what you want.
Dear Pot Dealers,
Thank You for supporting home cooked meals. Also, I broke my last pot.
Dear Sister,
I get that I've never had a boyfriend. But PLEASE stop trying to make it seem like every single one of my friends are my girlfriends.
Dear people saying that they should stop putting Jewish songs in the Christmas concert,
Just because there aren't a lot of them, doesn't mean they aren't people.
Dear roommate,
I secretly hope you move out. Not because I hate you, because I love you enough to know that moving in with your sister is better for you than staying here.
Dear boyfriend,
Thank you for making me feel beautiful.
Dear school dress codes,
Whether girls show their shoulders or not makes no difference to us.
Dear Parents,
Please don't be mad at me because I'm not gay, Yelling at me won't help me either, and just because your gay doesn't mean I have to be either
Dear Men,
Please realise that the vast majority of women don't dress to impress you. We were leggings/yoga pants because they're comfortable. We wear makeup because it can be fun to experiment with. We get dressed up because we have fun dressing up.
Dear Parents,
Yes I know music educators don't make a lot of money. Yes, I realize I am intelligent enough to be a nursing student. No, I no longer want to hear what you have to say about my choice of major.
Dear School,
Yes, thank you for giving me three days of detention
Dear Jelly,
Will you marry me? I bought you a piece of bread.
Dear tech director,
Please understand that this is the first time I've ever run the sound board, and have never even been trained
Dear university,
Thank you SO much for deciding not to send out financial aid refund checks until a month after school starts.
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