Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Sincerely, a dog-lover
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
Bring it on!
Sincerely, a cheerleader
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Sincerely, a mortified girl on her first date
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Sincerely, a girl who has hair in new places, new "curves" and a shedding uterus...
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Sincerely, Ryan Gosling
Dear George Michael,
Sincerely, The rest of the Bluth Family.
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Sincerely, a college graduate who cannot find a job.
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Sincerely, female athletes everywhere
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Sincerely, the nerds
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?