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Dear kid next to me in trig,
Deodorant really isn't scary, I promise.
Dear pets,
Please do not step there!
Dear Disney,
A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep?
Dear Ron Weasley,
You have no idea what bloody hell really is.
Dear woman who said "Wow! You use big words for being such a little girl!" to my six year old self.,
Are you suggesting that my vocabulary is too advanced for my young age and decreased stature?
Dear girls in the locker room,
Please, If your going to change and you have a thong don't bend over.
Dear world,
Please never say "grapes" in pig-Latin.
Dear wearers of shorts,
Please remember that the 3 inch inseam on your shorts means 3 inches down your leg, not 3 inches up your butt.
Dear Youtube videos that aren't available in my country,
It's not like I live in Antartica.
Dear everyone,
Why don't you stop fighting over sandwiches and have some soup instead?
Dear girls who write their picture caption "sorry for the dirty mirror" on half of your pictures,
Maybe you should stop taking pictures of yourself and clean your mirror!
Dear Obama,
Its not our fault you have similar names!
Dear teenage girl,
please stop telling me to grow a pair when you are the one in a push-up bra.
Dear Twilight,
I'm sorry I can't hear you over my amusement park.
Dear people who tap on the bus window to get peoples attention,
No, that person 200 metres outside the bus can't hear you. Yes, you do look like an idiot.
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