The Cullens live in Forks, Washington. You know what to do.
Sincerely, the world
Just because I'm more open-minded than you, doesn't mean I am going to hell.
Sincerely, Your Daughter
Dear murderer behind the shower curtain,
Still winning that hide n' seek game? Me too!!!
Sincerely, monster under the bed.
Please let me be a teenager. I'm just at my boyfriend's house playing video games. You don't have to pick me up at 8 when his parents are going to bring everyone home at 10. It makes me look like you don't trust me.
Sincerely, your straight-A, almost 16 year old daughter in need of a life
Please Stop revealing more things I like about you, especially our identical taste in obscure bands
Sincerely, You have a girlfriend and I am pretty jealous
Next time shoot us both.
Sincerely, One sided love is no fun
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Sincerely, ...and out of a shopping cart
Dear food that's bad for you,
Please stop tasting so good
Sincerely, the junk food junky
Dear Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
Your commercials make me want to buy your cereal less.
Sincerely, I don't want cannibalistic cereal
Dear kids taking a test in a quiet room,
Allow me to play for you the song of my people.
Just because a person counts in a different language doesn't mean they're inferior
Sincerely, your son who isn't racist
Dear "I have the body of a god. Buddha!',
Buddha was not a god. Buddha was a teacher. Buddhists do not worship him, they follow his teachings.
Sincerely, please stop, its ridiculous.
Dear spam mail,
I appreciate the consideration, but please stop sending me offers to "enlarge my manhood".
Sincerely, a girl
Dear tv remote,
Can we please play a new game, hide and seek is getting old
Sincerely, I just found you...