Dear rest of the world,
Just to tell you no one in Australia says "put a shrimp on the barbie" For one we call them prawns!
Dear everyone who says their vote doesn't count,
In Baltimore's County Executive primary, a candidate won by only 20 votes. If 21 people would have voted for the other candidate, he would have lost. Think about that.
Dear everyone,
I have an idea. How about promoting what you love instead of bashing what you hate?
Dear US and MD politicians who want to bring illegal immigrants in,
There's so much gang violence and crime in inner city Baltimore that our kids can't even play outside. We can’t take out the trash without locking the door. You're spending billions on illegals, but what about our neighborhoods? Where can we get asylum? Where can we get refugee status?
Dear makers of "Quest for Camelot",
How does the stone heal King Arthur's arm and separate conjoined dragons, but fail to restore Garrett's sight?
Dear world,
"Feminists" want women to have equal rights to men. Equal. It's "misandrists" who are crazy men-haters and want female supremacy.
Dear Friend,
I fell in love with you. You showed no interest. Now you say you're interested in me. I've pretty much moved on.
Dear Jade (my cat),
Thank you for coming over and licking my face to make sure I was okay when I fell down the stairs.
Dear guy with tattoos,
no I don't want to see your "sick" ink "brah",
Dear Facebook,
I don't understand why you think that I'll be safer if I give you my phone number to put on display.
Dear douche bag sitting in front of me,
Thanks for that asthma attack you gave me
Dear Dad,
I only wear boys' clothes, my voice is getting deeper and my chest flatter. How have you only just noticed my second earring.
Dear person who called me a whore for wearing a tampon,
Should I start calling you a baby? Because pads feel like diapers when I wear them.
Dear Facebook users,
Please remember that hash tags are for TWITTER.
Dear Parents,
Please allow me to hang out with my guy friends because my girlfriends all have lives
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