If the tampon hasn't been used, it's not gross! Jeez, calm down
Sincerely, Some Random Person
Please stop using the word "extremely." It's not going to help you get what you want.
Sincerely, your extremely disappointed university administrator
Dear Pot Dealers,
Thank You for supporting home cooked meals. Also, I broke my last pot.
Sincerely, Wait? You're selling drugs?
I get that I've never had a boyfriend. But PLEASE stop trying to make it seem like every single one of my friends are my girlfriends.
Sincerely, I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
Dear people saying that they should stop putting Jewish songs in the Christmas concert,
Just because there aren't a lot of them, doesn't mean they aren't people.
Sincerely, a liberal person.
I secretly hope you move out. Not because I hate you, because I love you enough to know that moving in with your sister is better for you than staying here.
Sincerely, I hope you understand
Thank you for making me feel beautiful.
Sincerely, a woman who has always hated her curves.
Dear school dress codes,
Whether girls show their shoulders or not makes no difference to us.
Please don't be mad at me because I'm not gay, Yelling at me won't help me either, and just because your gay doesn't mean I have to be either
Sincerely, An adopted boy who is tired of being yelled at
Please realise that the vast majority of women don't dress to impress you. We were leggings/yoga pants because they're comfortable. We wear makeup because it can be fun to experiment with. We get dressed up because we have fun dressing up.
Sincerely, get over yourselves.
Yes I know music educators don't make a lot of money. Yes, I realize I am intelligent enough to be a nursing student. No, I no longer want to hear what you have to say about my choice of major.
Sincerely, Your daughter who is going into Music Education because it's what she loves.
Yes, thank you for giving me three days of detention
Sincerely, All I did was correct a teacher's mistake
Will you marry me? I bought you a piece of bread.
Sincerely, Peanut Butter
Dear tech director,
Please understand that this is the first time I've ever run the sound board, and have never even been trained
Sincerely, doing the best I can to fill in