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Dear Family,
Please don't talk about me and my problems in the car as if I am not there when I am.
Dear worst teachers I ever had,
Please stop treating every other student better than me just because I don't kiss your butt, just because I can't report you for your continuous injustice.
Dear Kid Next To Me In Math Class,
Please Don't make me watch over you to see if you did a problem right. I have my own work to do and I'm not the teacher.
Dear Mom,
Please don't buy me any new clothes. I am not five anymore, and do not want a purple shirt with a rainbow butterfly on the front.
Dear Time,
Please make more hours in the day so I can sleep AND get my work done.
Dear religion,
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dear maths teacher,
Please realise that we aren't college students who can understand and write every thing down in 0.02 seconds. Wish you knew that...
Dear videogame companies,
Please stop rushing to develop new games.
Dear person accusing me behind my back,
Please note that carefully restraining my son during a temper tantrum is NOT abuse. If I'm not much mistaken, it is rather more frowned upon to allow a child to hurt himself or others! You are only here a few hours per month. You have not seen him bash his head into the wall when angry, or try to bite himself or me, or kick me in the 8-months-pregnant belly. Don't shoot your mouth off without facts.
Dear 'Friendzoned' people,
Please... Just stop. I've had to explain to seven girls now why I'm not mad that they rejected me. Stop blaming people when they aren't attracted to your ugly face.
Dear Sister,
I know you aren't straight. But I still love you. Do what makes you happy.
Dear Harry Potter,
Turn to page 394.
Dear guy sitting next to me,
I told you how I felt, and some sort of reaction would be nice
Dear soon to be exes,
Please, If you want to break up, just end it or go to counseling together. Don't linger on with the thought of breaking up w/ your significant other and leave them later as it will cause more pain for them in the long run.
Dear Women,
Please remember that there is also pressure from the other sex, the media, and society in general to look muscular, tall, and to lose our virginity as well. This can affect men in the same way even if it is not as common.