Dear Fellow Females,
How the heck do I go about learning how to dress properly? I go into a store and get overwhelmed by too many choices.Why don't women have an easy standard for nice clothes like men do?
Sincerely, 21 and incapable
Never ask a girl if she is PMSing
Sincerely, its never a good idea. Ever.
Dear guy who stands up for me when other guys call me 'fag',
Please don't turn around and start labeling everything you see 'gay'
Sincerely, kinda defeats the point
Please try not to be offended when I giggle about the name..
Sincerely, "The Battle of the Bulge.
You're right, your needs are much more important than my own. But, the great thing is that all of the other customer's collective needs are far, far more important than yours could ever be. So, it doesn't matter how much of a tantrum you throw, I'm still kicking you out for disturbing the other patrons.
Sincerely, deal with it
Please understand how much I appreciate our "workout" competition.
Sincerely, your girlfriend with more confidence than ever. :)
Please tell me how my best friend who was passing safely and legally deserves a $50 ticket and threats of license suspension, but my ex who nearly killed us going twice the posted speed limit towards oncoming traffic got off with just an $80 ticket?
Sincerely, pissed off young adult
Sincerely, Just finished 10 ft long Doctor Who scarf
No means no, right? Then why is it when women refuse to identify as feminists you think it's okay to bully and harass them to make them change their minds? Why doesn't no mean no?
Why is your screaming toddler at an R rated movie? Maybe use the common sense you were granted once in a while...
Please stop going "so you don't feel love" and telling me that I "just haven't found the right person" when I tell you I'm aromantic. I just don't want to date, okay?
Sincerely, Google says I'm "aromatic"
Dear anit-vaxxer parents,
Yes, I did have the flu jab. Yes I did catch the flu. No, that does not prove that vaccines are ineffective. Notice how I got sick on Friday and my symptoms were pretty much gone by Monday?
Sincerely, you've been sick now for what, the past week?
Please stop calling us Grammar Nazis. We haven't killed millions of people; we just correct spoken and written language.
Sincerely, misspellings give me the heebie-jeebies
You didn't put me up against a wall, and you didn't hit me. But if a girl says no, then that's not an invitation to manipulate and emotionally blackmail her. I wish I saw that sooner.
Sincerely, mental abuse is still abuse.