You need to slow the frick down.
Sincerely, every graduating senior.
Dear girls complaining about all the nice guys being gay or married,
What does that say about single, straight guys like me?
Sincerely, yes, I'm a recovering jerk.
Please explain the point of only being able to re-grow once...
Sincerely, what happens if i want to sell them for extra money ;)
Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Sincerely, talk about bullying.
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Sincerely, sleeping bag making company…
Dear best friend,
No, it's not ok to go see a movie with my boyfriend when I'm gone. Thanks for asking though
Sincerely, did you think I was gonna say yes?
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Sincerely, the girl you're after, who doesn't deserve you anyway.
Please make iPhone chargers a few feet longer.
Sincerely, iPhone owners everywhere.
Dear people who have opinions on everything,
Please use facts to back up aforementioned opinions. You sound like ignorant, emotional fools when you don't.
Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Sincerely, but either way, it's really none of your business
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Sincerely, this would be easier if I could actually SEE.
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear Australian who think their Prime Minister is ridiculous,
Have you seen ours?
Sincerely, The British.
Please move Minecraft's engine from the resource sucking Java to the much better DirectX. And while you're at it, could you please optimize the game for multi core CPUs? There is no excuse for the game to use only four cores on a six core CPU and then shove 80% of the load onto only one of those four, while the remaining three get the rest.
Sincerely, longtime Minecraft player