Dear new boyfriend,
Please calm down. I know you are excited about us, but we said we wouldn't rush into anything and that's exactly what we did. I'm still not sure if I'm ready for an "us."
Sincerely, nervous girlfriend.
How did I manage to get tendinitis in my hip by walking across my college campus at age 21?
Sincerely, aren't I a little young for this?
Dear boy who said he would go to prom with me,
I wish you would have said no.
Sincerely, the girl you backed out on.
Dear Public Speaking Professor,
Please understand that telling me I will never be a good public speaker moments before I give a speech was not a good idea.
Sincerely, Nearly had a panic attack during the speech
I had the biggest crush on you
Sincerely, Thank You for asking me out
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Sincerely, a student.
Please stop judging me for not freaking out about boys.
Sincerely, I can like them without squealing, jumping up and down, and talking about them constantly.
Thank you for the sanity.
Sincerely, sleep has failed me.
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Please Please try to understand that you left me, and this "player" I'm seeing has shown me more respect and devotion you ever did.
Sincerely, I like him more and more
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Sincerely, a guy who said something stupid and got his eyebrows plucked by force
If in every party you go you are expecting to hook up with a girl and you would do it everytime if you had the chance, why do you call girls bad words when they do the same?
Sincerely, girls everywhere
You can never truly understand someone else's pain.
Sincerely, we all have different thresholds
Dear guy in my college class who's glaring at me,
I know my wrapper for my granola bar is loud, I feel bad, really I do
Sincerely, but its 7 am I haven't eaten, deal with it!
Dear video gamer creators,
When you are making the game, please make the hard difficulties mean the AI enemy is really hard. Please don't make my allies useless, or tamper with general gameplay, like the controls.
Sincerely, hard means hard to win, not hard to play