Please understand that I'm not here to offend your choices. I'm just wondering how you view the double-murder concept of killing a pregnant women? If that's illegal, than why is abortion legal?
Dear Friends who say "Oh you're so lucky you have nerds at your school I can't find any at mine!",
Please know that it's not that there's more nerds/geeks/otakus than you think. All I do is shout the lyrics to any anime theme song (really loudly) and see who high-fives me afterwards.
Sincerely, Discovered 5 jocks who watch Attack on Titan last week
Dear male working at Victoria secret,
Don't look at me when I give you a pair of boy shorts at the check out counter!
Sincerely, it's called period underwear...
Dear moronic freshman on my robotics team,
You are the reason that girls stereotype robotics guys at jerks. I really hope you realize that I'm better with power tools than you are.
Sincerely, irritated girl
Dear people who keep telling me it won't work out,
You don't know how much he's helped me through my life. You don't know how we talk for hours about the same thing. You don't know how we are when we're alone. You don't know anything.
Sincerely, Get the facts before you crush a budding relationship.
Thank you for understanding your fangirl
Sincerely, Yes, I know Sherlock and Dean aren't from the same show...yet.
Dear Chinese People,
Please don't speak your communist ching chong language in public. We're in America, we're capitalist, and we speak English. I expect you to do the same. Thank You.
Sincerely, A REAL American
Please my dad always makes his own sandwich. He never even asks.
Sincerely, He's a real man
Please start to comprehend poetry.
Sincerely, a person to whom figurative language makes no sense
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Sincerely, frustrated girl with muscuar dystrophy.
Please know that the employees of the stores you go to on Black Friday are only there because you are. We want to spend time with our families on Thanksgiving without worring about leaving early to have to work at midnight or earlier.
Sincerely, a Mall of America employee
Sucks, don't it?
Sincerely, Clippy the Paper Clip
Dear douche bags who wear sweats to school and give me weird looks,
Wearing a bow tie to school isn't "gay" like you think. I just care about how I look.
Sincerely, straight preppy guy with a girlfriend.
Dear Italian teacher,
Sincerely, can understand minimal Italian now