Dear person who stole our trashcan,
Well you know how the saying goes, "one man's trash is another man's treasure..."
Sincerely, not really sure how, but...
Dear person who can't stop sneezing,
BLESS YOU ALREADY!
Sincerely, I'M TIRED OF TELLING YOU!
Please bring me coal for Christmas.
Sincerely, the United States of America.
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. We've been expecting you.
Dear sleeping girlfriend,
I was in the middle of breaking up with you when you dozed off.
Sincerely, it was because I felt unappreciated...
You give out more mixed signals than Helen Keller directing traffic!
Sincerely, annoyed and confused girls.
Did you know that if you're about to sneeze and say raspberry, it stops you?
Sincerely, you're welcome.
Dear pyros of the world,
Sincerely, a bad pun.
Oh, the whore-or!
Sincerely, get it?
Looking for intelligent life?
Sincerely, don't check my house!
Dear people who complain about their classmates,
Today my friend asked our high school class: What does Plankton sing in response to Spongebob's F.U.N. song? Every single person- girl and guy- broke out into song. We sang the whole thing (Spongebob's and Plankton's parts) and our teacher just sat there and smiled.
Sincerely, so glad I go to this school.
Dear inventor of tampons ,
Please tell me you're not a guy.
Sincerely, now I'm creeped out!
Don't you have a life?
Dear "popular kid",
If you're "cooler" than me, doesn't that make me "hotter" than you?
Sincerely, just saying.