Dear Shop class,
Sincerely, The girl with a failing grade.
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Sincerely, Your very confused alarm clock.
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Sincerely, Two wishes down and many more to go!
Please don't be dead.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Never be hot.
Sincerely, the girl responsible for the toilet clog and recovering from Taco Tuesday
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Sincerely, Isis, the Egyptian goddess of the moon, love, magic, fertility and healing.
Dear Animal Planet,
Please stop recording us having sex on camera. We don't want to become famous like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. We value our privacy!
Sincerely, The animal kingdom
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president