Dear Australian who likes cold weather,
Please I would love to swap with you! Just set a date and I'll switch with you then.
Sincerely, an American.
Dear 17 year old who just asked me if the USA Declaration of Independence was "the thing about fireworks",
Well, you've really outdone yourself in stupidity.
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept the fact that none of us are going to pay attention if you try to teach us stuff the day before break.
Sincerely, You should seriously just put on a movie or something
Dear teenager living next door,
Please keep singing when you take your dog out at night. My windows are usually open, and it brightens my day so much evey time I hear you singing. Please never stop, your voice is so beautiful and you need to share it with the world, even if it isn't perfect, even if it's only with one neighbor every night who you've never even realized has listened. Hearing your voice makes me so happy.
Sincerely, the neighbor across the cul de sac
Dear people who question why they can't talk during a fire drill because the fire can't hear them,
You do realize that if you talked during an actual fire, you would be in danger of smoke inhalation, right?
Sincerely, that is fatal, in case you were wondering...
Dear School Architects,
Please don't design the two buildings on campus to be exact replicas of each other, but then have the men's and women's bathrooms switch sides in the hallway.
Sincerely, I swear I did not walk in there on purpose
Dear people who think it's awkward seeing their teacher buying condoms at a club grocery shopping etc.,
Newsflash: teachers are people too.
I forgot it was crazy hair day, but thanks.
Sincerely, my hair tie broke, trust me I wasn't trying for the craziest hair.
I now know why you're called that...
Sincerely, I think I have broken my bum...
Dear Christian Straight Female Friend,
Thank you for running off those creeps, cleaning up my cuts and scrapes, letting me sleep in your bed, and making me breakfast in the morning after I was jumped by those guys. It means the world to me.
Sincerely, Your MtF transgender friend
Dear World History Teacher,
Please stop thinking I'm an idiot and can't write or spell just because I take my notes in shorthand and use abbreviations. You talk fast and I need to shorten things to keep up.
Sincerely, I'm getting sick of your surprise when you read my papers. You need to stop jumping to conclusions.
Dear freshman boys making fun of the special education boy,
Please realize he is just like you, he has feelings too.
Sincerely, annoyed sophomore girl
Dear judgmental "friend",
Please stop making rude comments about where I live. It is my parent's money, not mine, and I am the same person.
Sincerely, not wanting to invite anyone over, ever.
Dear driver behind me,
No, I'm not about to run over animals crossing the road just so you can get to you destination 2 minutes faster. You're just going to have to wait. Your horn isn't going to change anything.
Sincerely, its called patience.