Dear Shop class,
SCREW YOU!
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
Dear Republicans,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Dear Genie,
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Dear Sherlock,
Please don't be dead.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Dear plumbers,
Never be hot.
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Dear Animal Planet,
Please stop recording us having sex on camera. We don't want to become famous like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. We value our privacy!
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear Republicans,
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Dear CEOs,
Do you ever get tired of "bored" meetings?
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