Dear Buffy,
The Cullens live in Forks, Washington. You know what to do.
Dear Parents,
Just because I'm more open-minded than you, doesn't mean I am going to hell.
Dear murderer behind the shower curtain,
Still winning that hide n' seek game? Me too!!!
Dear Mom,
Please let me be a teenager. I'm just at my boyfriend's house playing video games. You don't have to pick me up at 8 when his parents are going to bring everyone home at 10. It makes me look like you don't trust me.
Dear Crush,
Please Stop revealing more things I like about you, especially our identical taste in obscure bands
Dear Cupid,
Next time shoot us both.
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Dear food that's bad for you,
Please stop tasting so good
Dear Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
Your commercials make me want to buy your cereal less.
Dear kids taking a test in a quiet room,
Allow me to play for you the song of my people.
Dear dad,
Just because a person counts in a different language doesn't mean they're inferior
Dear "I have the body of a god. Buddha!',
Buddha was not a god. Buddha was a teacher. Buddhists do not worship him, they follow his teachings.
Dear spam mail,
I appreciate the consideration, but please stop sending me offers to "enlarge my manhood".
Dear tv remote,
Can we please play a new game, hide and seek is getting old
Dear cop,
Can you just have me recite the law of Sines or the quadratic formula or something?
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