Dear people ragging on middle school relationships,,
In the eight grade, my boyfriend asked me out. We're still together now, in the eleventh grade.
Dear Pharmacy Costumers,
Please realize that 15 minutes means 15 minutes. Not 10 minutes.
Dear people who don't pay attention,
Et cetera is abbreviated as etc, not ect...because Et comes before Cetera, therefore et comes before c...
Dear my best friend's mother and father,
If you lay another finger on her, I will make you feel what she does.
Dear Greenpeace,
Just because we ignore you, doesn't give you the right to ruin a sacred landmark
Dear roomate,
So, your girlfriend hasn't left OUR house in 2 months, she eats/sleeps/showers and does her laundry here and now also receives her mail here; yet you insist you haven't moved her in?
Dear pneumonia,
Please remember that I am 25. You are about 50 years early.
Dear 90s kids,
Nobody cares
Dear people that walk too damn slow,
Please remember natural selection will catch up to you one day
Dear throat,
Please stop hurting. I said I could handle you hurting more than my nose running, but I can't anymore!
Dear Jewish mom and Catholic Dad,
This is awesome!
Dear Radio Stations,
Please either leave a one-second pause after songs, or else make your ads/DJs/announcement at a lower volume than the song I was just blasting at full volume.
Dear People,
How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Dear joke I heard two years ago,
I finally got it
Dear world,
Please be kind enough to recall that everyone allowed to have their own opinion
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