Please clean your pubes off my bar of soap after you use it.
Sincerely, at the very least...
Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,
I'm not asking to have big boobs. Just larger than my original size.
Sincerely, 19 year-old girl with 34A size boobs
Dear "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it",
This saying just got a whole new meaning...
Sincerely, failing History class.
Dear people with anxiety disorders,
Please remember that even if you don't overcome your difficulties completely, sometimes success is just going to the store to buy milk without panicking. You might get out of it or you might not, but either way remember to celebrate little successes along the way.
Dear people looking for work,
Please consider us.
Sincerely, the military
You can try to act cool, until they bring out the bubble wrap!
Sincerely, the child inside of you
Dear people who ask me how I get good grades,
My blood type is A positive...
Sincerely, ...so you could say A's run through my veins.
Dear people who say flying cars are planes,
We mean CHEAP, ACCESSIBLE flying cars.
Sincerely, people who want flying cars.
Please stop getting all awkward when I tell you my parents are divorced. Yes, I know it's not my fault. No, I don't need to talk to someone.
Sincerely, a perfectly well-adjusted teen.
Dear people who think Timon and Pumba are the only example of a male couple caring for a child in animation,
So... do we not count or did you forget about us?
Sincerely, Mike and Sully
I'm 15 years old and have no facebook account, no twitter, no snapchat, or insatgram... and I'm perfectly fine. I choose books as my entertainment.
Sincerely, ...and I even have friends!
Please know that even though many of us cannot be there to help physically, you are in our thoughts. <3
Dear people who want to know why Andy only had one parent,
When Toy Story was made, human characters cost too much to make!
Sincerely, question answered
Dear cave women,
How did you deal with your periods?
Sincerely, just curious