Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear life,
Bring it on!
Dear Hermione,
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Dear "DearBlankPleaseBlank",
I blame you for my failing grades.
Dear Girl,
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Dear George Michael,
Her?
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Dear boyfriend,
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Dear cheerleaders,
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
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