Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Sincerely, your drug-free virgin daughter
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Sincerely, I don't have time for this crap. Homework doesn't do itself.
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Sincerely, a sickened brit
Please don't kneed on my bladder when i have to pee.
Sincerely, Crazy Cat Lady
Dear best friend's mom,
You don't deserve to have him for a son. He has done nothing but overcome the obstacles you've placed in front of him, while you sit on your ass and criticize every decision he makes. He's twenty, let him live his life on his own. He did it for two years.
Sincerely, your son's pissed off friend.
Dear people who think all Christians are homophobic and hateful,
The Catholic Catechism specifically says to respect gays and that it is bad to hate them. Know your facts before you go hating.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Catholic who doesn't hate gays
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Sincerely, Not cool
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Please don't tell me to have an abortion again.. This is my 2nd pregnancy, and I'm 24 years old...
Sincerely, worried that you won't approve (again) Grandaughter
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Sincerely, un observant girls everywhere
If I was fine without you before I met you, I will be fine without you now. People come and go.
Sincerely, ignoring me and throwing me disgusted looks isnt going to do anything.
Dear person who put the hogwarts letter in my locker,
I have bought all my books my broomstick and I will be leaving on April 21, all I need is my owl which you will send me and my ticket for platform for 9 3/4
Sincerely, you made my day now bring the owl... I'm waiting
Dear people who are against war,
Please stop trying to tell me my friend dying in my arms was completely worthless
Sincerely, I did it for you
I love you, but I'm going faaaarrrrrrr away for college.
Sincerely, Love, mommy's little boy