Dear people ragging on middle school relationships,,
In the eight grade, my boyfriend asked me out. We're still together now, in the eleventh grade.
Sincerely, not all of us are stupid kids who don't know what love is.
Dear Pharmacy Costumers,
Please realize that 15 minutes means 15 minutes. Not 10 minutes.
Sincerely, No, your prescription isn't done yet.
Dear people who don't pay attention,
Et cetera is abbreviated as etc, not ect...because Et comes before Cetera, therefore et comes before c...
Sincerely, It's not that difficult.
Dear my best friend's mother and father,
If you lay another finger on her, I will make you feel what she does.
Sincerely, bet you didn't expect your daughters best girlfriend to be this protective.
Just because we ignore you, doesn't give you the right to ruin a sacred landmark
Sincerely, the people who protect the Nazca lines
So, your girlfriend hasn't left OUR house in 2 months, she eats/sleeps/showers and does her laundry here and now also receives her mail here; yet you insist you haven't moved her in?
Sincerely, Yeah, I'm not an idiot
Please remember that I am 25. You are about 50 years early.
Sincerely, Hospitalised for 3 days and still can't breathe.
Dear 90s kids,
Dear people that walk too damn slow,
Please remember natural selection will catch up to you one day
Sincerely, pick up the pace
Please stop hurting. I said I could handle you hurting more than my nose running, but I can't anymore!
Sincerely, Tired of Being Sick
Dear Jewish mom and Catholic Dad,
This is awesome!
Sincerely, Kid who gets to celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas
Dear Radio Stations,
Please either leave a one-second pause after songs, or else make your ads/DJs/announcement at a lower volume than the song I was just blasting at full volume.
Sincerely, Just went deaf from your call letters
How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Sincerely, Just throwing it out there.
Dear joke I heard two years ago,
I finally got it
Sincerely, just broke out laughing in the middle of a conversation