Dear Roommate,
Please clean your pubes off my bar of soap after you use it.
Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,
I'm not asking to have big boobs. Just larger than my original size.
Dear "those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it",
This saying just got a whole new meaning...
Dear people with anxiety disorders,
Please remember that even if you don't overcome your difficulties completely, sometimes success is just going to the store to buy milk without panicking. You might get out of it or you might not, but either way remember to celebrate little successes along the way.
Dear people looking for work,
Please consider us.
Dear individual,
You can try to act cool, until they bring out the bubble wrap!
Dear people who ask me how I get good grades,
My blood type is A positive...
Dear people who say flying cars are planes,
We mean CHEAP, ACCESSIBLE flying cars.
Dear teachers,
Please stop getting all awkward when I tell you my parents are divorced. Yes, I know it's not my fault. No, I don't need to talk to someone.
Dear people who think Timon and Pumba are the only example of a male couple caring for a child in animation,
So... do we not count or did you forget about us?
Dear society,
I'm 15 years old and have no facebook account, no twitter, no snapchat, or insatgram... and I'm perfectly fine. I choose books as my entertainment.
Dear Oklahoma,
Please know that even though many of us cannot be there to help physically, you are in our thoughts. <3
Dear people who want to know why Andy only had one parent,
When Toy Story was made, human characters cost too much to make!
Dear cave women,
How did you deal with your periods?
Dear Past Self,
Remember when we were little and getting clothes for Christmas was kind of a downer? Funny how priorities change when we're older and broke.
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