Dear new boyfriend,
Please calm down. I know you are excited about us, but we said we wouldn't rush into anything and that's exactly what we did. I'm still not sure if I'm ready for an "us."
Dear body,
How did I manage to get tendinitis in my hip by walking across my college campus at age 21?
Dear boy who said he would go to prom with me,
I wish you would have said no.
Dear Public Speaking Professor,
Please understand that telling me I will never be a good public speaker moments before I give a speech was not a good idea.
Dear Boyfriend,
I had the biggest crush on you
Dear school,
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Dear Friends,
Please stop judging me for not freaking out about boys.
Dear music,
Thank you for the sanity.
Dear teacher,
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Dear ex,
Please Please try to understand that you left me, and this "player" I'm seeing has shown me more respect and devotion you ever did.
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Dear guys,
If in every party you go you are expecting to hook up with a girl and you would do it everytime if you had the chance, why do you call girls bad words when they do the same?
Dear people,
You can never truly understand someone else's pain.
Dear guy in my college class who's glaring at me,
I know my wrapper for my granola bar is loud, I feel bad, really I do
Dear video gamer creators,
When you are making the game, please make the hard difficulties mean the AI enemy is really hard. Please don't make my allies useless, or tamper with general gameplay, like the controls.
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