Dear Trix Rabbit,
We can team up and destroy those nosy kids once and for all. And then we'll have our cereal all to ourselves.
Sincerely, Lucky the Leprechaun
Dear band teachers,
Please don't look at us weird when we laugh after you say, "Use more tongue and blow harder".
Sincerely, students cracking up
Dear Mr. Weasely,
The exact function of a rubber duck is a bath time companion or toy.
Dear Lady at the park,
When you asked me if the baby was my sister, and I said no the look on your face was priceless!
Sincerely, 11 year old baby-sitting her cousin
Dear Spongebob creators,
A squirrel in a space suit, a snail that meows, and a crab with a whale as a daughter
Sincerely, you guys were high
Dear illegal Mexican immigrants,
Thank you for distracting the Americans from the other border...
Sincerely, illegal Canadian immigrant
You're tall. I'm short. I will periodically ask you to grab something from the top shelf.
Sincerely, you're the one who suggested I stop climbing on the counters
Dear Teenage boys,
I see you when you are sleeping, and those are very naughty dreams...
Sincerely, Santa Claus
What did sodium say when chloride attacked it?
Dear blondes that get mad at dumb blonde jokes,
People joke that Latinos steal cars, Australians ride kangaroos, Indians work at 7-11, Muslims are terrorists, Chinese people can't drive, Black people are gangsters, and White guys can't dance. Get over it.
Sincerely, Ginger with no soul
Dear Football team,
Yes, yes I am blaring the Tangled soudtrack from my car right next to where your practice is taking place. No I will not stop.
Sincerely, if it's so stupid, then why is numer 29 singing along?
Dear online website that asked if I was human,
What do you think I am?
Sincerely, a tiger with thumbs
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Sincerely, Just saying
Dear girls of Jersey,
I put the STD in STUD all I need is U!
Sincerely, Mike, the Situation