Please stop looking at us with pity. It's just as insulting as curious looks at you.
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Sincerely, I don't live in Illinois or speak Spanish
the most recent school shooting was committed by a popular boy. It shouldn't take multiple people's deaths for you to realize and start talking about how not all of these tragedies are caused by "loners" and not everyone who seems quiet or distant is planning to go on a murder spree.
Sincerely, a student who fits the image of a "loner" but would never dream of opening fire on her classmates
I know Subway can have as much sugar, fat and sodium as places like McDonalds. Thing is, I don't eat there for health/dieting reasons.
Sincerely, Subway is cheaper AND tastier
Dear Department of Motor Vehicles,
Please be less annoying.
Please stop attacking me with your faces. It hurts.
Sincerely, the floor
Stop complaining about how long it takes you to grade stuff.
Sincerely, you assigned it!
Dear boy I like,
Please make a move so we can move forward in our relationship instead of playing scaredy-cat. You know how I feel and I know you like me. I've tried.
Sincerely, the girl who likes you
Dear potential uni courses,
I really want to be a therapist. Why oh why must you put my two most hated subjects as prerequisites to get into the exact course I need to get into in order to be a therapist?
Sincerely, I just want to talk people through their problems. Must I do maths methods and science?!
Please, I really like keeping you inside me. However, when I find you on my hands or shirt at an otherwise inappropriate times does worry me a bit. Could you at least show me where you came from? It would be the least you could do.
Sincerely, A leaky person
Dear What Not To Wear,
I understand what you're trying to do, and what your theory is, but seeing people dress the way the do should radiate who they really are. If those people want help, they can ask for it. If their friends feel they need help, they should communicate to the one "bad-dresser", not put it on TV for everyone to see!
Sincerely, I understand what you tried to do, but seeing someone in fairy-wings might just brighten everyone's
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Sincerely, I really had to go.
Dear people who tell me I'm short,
Sincerely, I'm a legal midget
Ogling at me is not flattering, it's creepy and I'm not interested anyways.
Sincerely, an asexual girl focused on other things