Dear Vinegar,
I'm the reason anybody actually likes you.
Dear visting USS George Washington Sailor,
Please don't leave, you just got here.
Dear Bing,
At least We Have Doodles
Dear World,
Why does everyone bully me but leave comma, semi-colon, question mark, and exclamation point alone?
Dear ex boyfriend ,
Acne cleared up, lost 25 lbs, and learning how to box.
Dear Rihanna,
Please leave the diamonds to me
Dear Lord,
Thank you for thinking about me. I'm alive and doing fine.
Dear person saying "I can't even do that sober" to a cop,
You just admitted you weren't sober...
Dear verbal communication skills,
Why don't you ever work properly when I need you to?!
Dear Lupus,
Please stop destroying my mother. She's beautiful, but doesn't believe it. A ugly sickness like you isn't helping.
Dear world,
When did "suck" and "blow" stop being opposites?
Dear People who are mean to fat people.,
Please dont tell fat people that they jiggle when they run. They know that, thats why they're running!
Dear Parents,
Just because I freak out when you walk in my room doesn't mean I'm hiding something.
Dear World,
You know carrots giving you night vision is a lie made by Americans in the Second World War so the Germans didn't know they had radars, right?
Dear manager,
WEll, it only took you three weeks, but you finally settled on a proper clean-up schedule. And, suprise, suprise, it is the exact schedule we were using before you came here. Glad to see you can be trained.
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