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Dear sun,
My whole world revolves around you.
Dear older sister,
As you leave for college I have something important to say: Finders Keepers!
Dear people who want a font specifically for sarcastic remarks,
If you need a font to make it sarcastic, clearly you're not very good at it.
Dear Maybelline,
Please use a different catchphrase.
Dear male wrestlers,
You really chose the wrong sport...
Dear Ariel,
Sebastian didn't want you to become human because you're a ginger and would easily get burnt by the sun.
Dear parents who name their kids "Christian",
I'd like to introduce you to my son Muslim, my daughter Jew and my cousin Athiest.
Dear people losing sleep,
Tired? There's a nap for that.
Dear optimists, pessimists and realists,
The glass is actually 51.1256 % filled.
Dear therapist,
I see dead people.
Dear homophobes,
If all gay people go to hell, it's got to be FABULOUS!
Dear lady wearing shorts and a bikini top,
This is Target, not Walmart.
Dear boys,
She only shaves for ME!
Dear river,
Downstream? That is way too mainstream for us.
Dear blonde on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader,
Thank goodness you're pretty!
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