Dear people who ask me how I get good grades,
My blood type is A positive...
Sincerely, ...so you could say A's run through my veins.
Dear people who say flying cars are planes,
We mean CHEAP, ACCESSIBLE flying cars.
Sincerely, people who want flying cars.
Dear teachers,
Please stop getting all awkward when I tell you my parents are divorced. Yes, I know it's not my fault. No, I don't need to talk to someone.
Sincerely, a perfectly well-adjusted teen.
Dear people who think Timon and Pumba are the only example of a male couple caring for a child in animation,
So... do we not count or did you forget about us?
Sincerely, Mike and Sully
Dear society,
I'm 15 years old and have no facebook account, no twitter, no snapchat, or insatgram... and I'm perfectly fine. I choose books as my entertainment.
Sincerely, ...and I even have friends!
Dear Oklahoma,
Please know that even though many of us cannot be there to help physically, you are in our thoughts. <3
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear people who want to know why Andy only had one parent,
When Toy Story was made, human characters cost too much to make!
Sincerely, question answered
Dear cave women,
How did you deal with your periods?
Sincerely, just curious
Dear Past Self,
Remember when we were little and getting clothes for Christmas was kind of a downer? Funny how priorities change when we're older and broke.
Sincerely, Yay! Socks!
Dear boys,
It's ironic how when you break up with your girlfriends, there are always two boys to comfort her.
Sincerely, Ben and Jerry
Dear husband,
I understand that they are my cats, but this is your baby I'm carrying, and if you want to help reduce the risk of it dying, you can suck it up and help out
Sincerely, just clean the cat litter already
Dear people who are against social programs,
Have you ever lived in a camper without running water? Had only fifteen dollars to feed three people for a week? Gone to school terrified your friends would be able to tell you had to wash your jeans by hand? Watched your mother suffer through a painful disease because she can't afford the treatments she needs? Heard her cry at night because she got rejected at another job interview? Don't judge people who need help just because you never have.
Sincerely, hardworking girl who's been there
Dear family,
When you say "Stop being OCD."that's like saying to a cancer patient "Stop having cancer."
Sincerely, your OCD suffering daughter
Dear psych major,
Some of us actually do suffer from monthly PMS. Hormones aren't made up. Mood swings and cravings may seem pointless to someone who doesn't really suffer, but it's insulting to say it's all in our heads.
Sincerely, biology major who knows basic neurology.
Dear Mom,
Has it ever occurred to you that the owners of pit bulls miiight have something to do with some of the breed's behavioral stereotypes?
Sincerely, your animal loving daughter who thinks all animals should be given a fair chance.
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