Please don't make me wake up early.
Sincerely, wish break would continue
I told you that I was scared to be in my own home because of your fiance and all you do is yell at me.
Sincerely, Daughter moving out and considering calling the cops for your own safty
Dear friends who took care of me while I was drunk and weepy,
Thank you so much for that...and for still being my friends afterwards.
Sincerely, I would do the same for you
I wasn't about to cry because you were scolding me about how awful my English grade is. I was about to cry because, for the first time every, you told me I have a gift for language.
Sincerely, I've been waiting for that my entire life
Dear people complaining about the new Cartoon Network shows,
You do know that they have at least half of the old shows on Netflix...
Sincerely, watching Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends all day
Dear Nursery Rhymes,
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a daughter.
Dear Republicans and Democrats,
Do you believe gay people have the right to bare arms?
Sincerely, a curious third-partier
"Easy-to-open package" my tushie!
Sincerely, girl on her period who needs the chocolate...NOW
Dear annoyed Europeans,
We aren't all overweight.
Sincerely, annoyed Americans.
Dear guy who smirked at me when I said I mostly listen to Disney,
You wish you were as awsome as me.
Sincerely, loving my choice of music, not society's
Dear guy who discovered milk,
What were you doing to that cow, and why?!
Sincerely, and how awkward was it to explain it to the rest of the people?
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
Dear sister's mother-in-law,
Please stop telling her how to raise her kids. You walked out on yours when they were young because you couldn't stay faithful to their father.
Sincerely, your opinion is invalid.