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Dear classmate who loves Shakespeare,
Please stop insulting anyone who doesn't like Shakespeare. Yes, most of us can understand it and no, we still don't like it. You being a fan is okay. You saying we are idiots and don't understand enough to like it is not on. Even if someone didn't understand, calling them an idiot is definitely not the way to get them to appreciate Shakespeare. In fact, it could do the exact opposite. Oh, someone in today's age struggles with the language Shakespeare used? Big fucking whoop. Of course someone might struggle (and that's not even thinking about people with learning disabilities, asshole) in understanding a language from a DIFFERENT TIME PERIOD! Shut up about how you are a special snowflake because only you understand Shakespeare (you are not) and shoving the belief that everyone must absolutely love reading Shakespeare. The girl you just got up for helping 'Shakespeare haters'? Maybe you should follow her lead. She loves Shakespeare just as much as you do. She's just not an ass about it.
Dear Gamers,
Please realize that every MMO has bugs, some of which can not be fixed because it would cause worse bugs. Yes, the devs have heard your complaints on the forums. They won't answer you when you cuss them out or type in ALL CAPS. They won't answer you for fear of their words being twisted and throwing back at them, along with cussing and ALL CAPS shouting. Just enjoy the game, and laugh at the bugs, or stop playing!
Dear customers,
Please stop leaving ice cream containers on the racks by the tills. Ice cream melts. It gets all over the chocolate bars and ruins hundreds of dollars worth of product. If you don't want it, give it to the cashier at the till so they can do a perishable return since you're going through the till anyway.
Dear my amazing boyfriend,
I love you. I love how sweet, kind, caring, funny, understanding and amazing you are. I love how you love me unconditionally; despite how many problems I have. Please don't ever change.
Dear thirteen year old brother,
Your Xbox is not more important than family time. Your online friends can wait 20 minutes.
Dear deaf people,
When people who can hear think, they think in their voices. How do you think?
Dear people who want a $15/hr minimum wage,
If it's for our military men and women, yes. For everyone else, there's this thing called a budget
Dear girl im sitting next to,
Please realise that you are beautiful and smart
Dear parents,
Please do not try and push your special-needs kids into my honors class. They may be very gifted in certain areas, but they are unable to keep up with the pace of my class, and would do much better in classes where they can get more personalized instruction.
Dear suspicious character down our cul-de-sac,
Bullshit you are using "unsecured Wi-Fi". There is none down our street, and you will get garbage reception anyway. Besides, even if you could, how did you find it? Do you just drive around quiet streets, pulling over and taking a look? You could go to McDonalds or something or use theirs, or stop being a cheapskate and buy your own.
Dear Apple,
Please explain to me why we are turning mobile phones into tablets and tablets into laptops
Dear stranger walking with your friends slowly on the sidewalk,
THANK YOU for kindly noticing that you and your group of friends are talking up the whole sidewalk and for gently pulling your friend closer to you to make room for me to pass so I'm not stuck behind you
Dear PDAing,
If your PDA is handholding and a couple of quick kisses, okay. That's fine. If your PDA is about a grope and a cloth away from becoming a full on sex show, then yes, I am going to say something. If I wanted to watch people having sex in public, I would go to a venue designed for that. Not to my local shopping area or my local food court or anywhere where kids are legally present.
Dear God,
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Dear boyfriend,
Thank you for teaching me to love my body--imperfections and all.