Please stop telling me that I don't want to go to the pool because I have low self esteem in a bathing suit.
Sincerely, I don't like swimming. It's that simple.
Dear people in charge of making pants,
When I go out to the shopping center with a group of friends and three girls ask me to carry their phones I think there is a problem.
Dear stuck up girl in my class,
Thanks for telling me I didn't deserve to get a better grade than you. Then trying to correct the teacher and getting proven wrong in front of the entire lecture class.
Sincerely, I studied my ass off for that test.
Yes, I am skinny. No, I do not have an eating disorder.
Sincerely, please stop being so judgmental.
Dear Little Old Lady whose groceries I rang up today,
I really hope I'm as cool as you when I get old.
Sincerely, I hope you enjoy your silly string, dinosaur chicken nuggets, and Capri Sun. I also hope your grand
Please realize that laughing is our defense action, so if something isn't funny, and you laugh, that doesn't make you a meanie.
Dear brothers girlfriend,
Please never again ask my mom to "twerk"
Sincerely, scared for life
I don't need *modern* feminism because I don't want to be associated with an ideology that dismisses a woman's voice because she disagrees with and/or questions it or dismisses a man's voice simply because he's a man. If feminism is actually about equality, the current movement needs to start acting like it.
You're all I need.
Sincerely, The World
Dear Harry Potter fans ,
Bag is bigger on the inside. travels and saves the world?
Sincerely, Hermione is a time lord.
Please stop giving me such a hard time. My parents are divorcing, my dog's going to the pound, everyone calls me fat and ugly, and I have straight F's.
Sincerely, and you wonder why I don't sleep at night
I showed up in your office today, telling you I need better coping skills for living with my husband's condition. You told me that clearly I am doing fine, it's HIM you need to be seeing, and ushered me out of your office 30 minutes early. I can't MAKE him make appointments and keep them. I can only change ME.
Sincerely, So sorry I'm not screwed up enough for you to help
Dear "A seed is not a tree.",
Give it a chance, and it may give others shade and rest.
Sincerely, Please, think about it.
Dear Cat that is missing,
Please come home. Owning this mini laser is pointless without you :(
Sincerely, waste of money!