Dear girls complaining about all the nice guys being gay or married,
What does that say about single, straight guys like me?
Dear teeth,
Please explain the point of only being able to re-grow once...
Dear public,
Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Dear person who is confused on how to fit the sleeping bag into the bag,
Magic
Dear best friend,
No, it's not ok to go see a movie with my boyfriend when I'm gone. Thanks for asking though
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Dear Apple,
Please make iPhone chargers a few feet longer.
Dear people who have opinions on everything,
Please use facts to back up aforementioned opinions. You sound like ignorant, emotional fools when you don't.
Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Dear glasses,
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear Australian who think their Prime Minister is ridiculous,
Have you seen ours?
Dear Microsoft,
Please move Minecraft's engine from the resource sucking Java to the much better DirectX. And while you're at it, could you please optimize the game for multi core CPUs? There is no excuse for the game to use only four cores on a six core CPU and then shove 80% of the load onto only one of those four, while the remaining three get the rest.
Dear customers talking on their phones when they pull into the drive-thru,
We can hear you.
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
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