My whole world revolves around you.
Sincerely, a person on earth.
Dear older sister,
As you leave for college I have something important to say: Finders Keepers!
Sincerely, rapidly expanding wardrobe.
Dear people who want a font specifically for sarcastic remarks,
If you need a font to make it sarcastic, clearly you're not very good at it.
Sincerely, you're an idiot.
Please use a different catchphrase.
Sincerely, try "Maybe It's Photoshop!"
Dear male wrestlers,
You really chose the wrong sport...
Sincerely, male cheerleaders.
Sebastian didn't want you to become human because you're a ginger and would easily get burnt by the sun.
Sincerely, it's true...
Dear parents who name their kids "Christian",
I'd like to introduce you to my son Muslim, my daughter Jew and my cousin Athiest.
Sincerely, it is the same thing...
Dear people losing sleep,
Tired? There's a nap for that.
Dear optimists, pessimists and realists,
The glass is actually 51.1256 % filled.
I see dead people.
If all gay people go to hell, it's got to be FABULOUS!
Sincerely, it is going to A-māzing...
Dear lady wearing shorts and a bikini top,
This is Target, not Walmart.
Sincerely, please put some clothes on!
She only shaves for ME!
Sincerely, gym class.
Downstream? That is way too mainstream for us.