Dear Crush,
Please Stop revealing more things I like about you, especially our identical taste in obscure bands
Dear Cupid,
Next time shoot us both.
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Dear food that's bad for you,
Please stop tasting so good
Dear Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
Your commercials make me want to buy your cereal less.
Dear kids taking a test in a quiet room,
Allow me to play for you the song of my people.
Dear dad,
Just because a person counts in a different language doesn't mean they're inferior
Dear "I have the body of a god. Buddha!',
Buddha was not a god. Buddha was a teacher. Buddhists do not worship him, they follow his teachings.
Dear spam mail,
I appreciate the consideration, but please stop sending me offers to "enlarge my manhood".
Dear tv remote,
Can we please play a new game, hide and seek is getting old
Dear cop,
Can you just have me recite the law of Sines or the quadratic formula or something?
Dear guys who want to "get to know me" now that I wear makeup and ride a streetbike,
Please turn around and don't stop walking
Dear best friend,
Please know that even though I'm having difficulty accepting your cancer I will support you through this no matter what.
Dear school,
Quit scheduling so many fire drills. Actually set the school on fire and then set it off.
Dear teacher who made me repeat that paragraph 3 times,,
Please know, I have a severe speech implement, I went to speech therapy for 7 years to fix it, and the stress your class is giving me in school has made it come back.
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