Dear Non-virgins,
Please stop looking at us with pity. It's just as insulting as curious looks at you.
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Dear media,
the most recent school shooting was committed by a popular boy. It shouldn't take multiple people's deaths for you to realize and start talking about how not all of these tragedies are caused by "loners" and not everyone who seems quiet or distant is planning to go on a murder spree.
Dear know-it-alls,
I know Subway can have as much sugar, fat and sodium as places like McDonalds. Thing is, I don't eat there for health/dieting reasons.
Dear Department of Motor Vehicles,
Please be less annoying.
Dear people,
Please stop attacking me with your faces. It hurts.
Dear teachers,
Stop complaining about how long it takes you to grade stuff.
Dear boy I like,
Please make a move so we can move forward in our relationship instead of playing scaredy-cat. You know how I feel and I know you like me. I've tried.
Dear potential uni courses,
I really want to be a therapist. Why oh why must you put my two most hated subjects as prerequisites to get into the exact course I need to get into in order to be a therapist?
Dear blood,
Please, I really like keeping you inside me. However, when I find you on my hands or shirt at an otherwise inappropriate times does worry me a bit. Could you at least show me where you came from? It would be the least you could do.
Dear What Not To Wear,
I understand what you're trying to do, and what your theory is, but seeing people dress the way the do should radiate who they really are. If those people want help, they can ask for it. If their friends feel they need help, they should communicate to the one "bad-dresser", not put it on TV for everyone to see!
Dear neighbor,
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Dear people who tell me I'm short,
No shit.
Dear boys,
Ogling at me is not flattering, it's creepy and I'm not interested anyways.
Dear Jackson Avery,
Please keep your shirt off, forever.
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