Please be generous.
Function you. I want you X'd out of my life 4 good. Y? Because you have foiled my overall GPA. I want you factored out of my classes and distributed into a science class. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat some pi.
Sincerely, Bored DBPBer
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Sincerely, British and confused
Dear English teachers,
Today I graded papers for my own teacher as I already read the book. The test they had was open book and about 5 out of 7 failed.
Sincerely, how do you do it?
Bacon isn't actually as good as you make it out to be.
Sincerely, yeah, I just went there
Why didn't you just write out a message to Eric?
Sincerely, confused Disney-loving teen
Dear slow walkers in the hall,
Natural selection, natural selection...
Sincerely, frustrated girl stuck behind you 10 minutes late to class
I can put on mascara with my mouth closed.
Sincerely, Am I a freak of nature??
You know what the best way to pass a drug test is? Don't do drugs.
Dear Fellow Females,
How the heck do I go about learning how to dress properly? I go into a store and get overwhelmed by too many choices.Why don't women have an easy standard for nice clothes like men do?
Sincerely, 21 and incapable
Never ask a girl if she is PMSing
Sincerely, its never a good idea. Ever.
Dear guy who stands up for me when other guys call me 'fag',
Please don't turn around and start labeling everything you see 'gay'
Sincerely, kinda defeats the point
Please try not to be offended when I giggle about the name..
Sincerely, "The Battle of the Bulge.
You're right, your needs are much more important than my own. But, the great thing is that all of the other customer's collective needs are far, far more important than yours could ever be. So, it doesn't matter how much of a tantrum you throw, I'm still kicking you out for disturbing the other patrons.
Sincerely, deal with it