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Dear Girlfriend embarrassed of your glasses,
Please know that you don't have to sacrifice your vision to look good. Honestly i think you're cutest when your hair is up and you wear your glasses.
Dear Friends,
Please stop openly hating on couples who are dating and make fun of them, and then later complain that you'res single and want somebody to love you.
Dear shy girl,
You're tiny, friendly and really cute. You always smile and hold back. Who would have thought that was your secret?
Dear spambots,
Nobody clicks on your links. We're not stupid.
Dear Anti-Vaxxers,
If you quit your job, they'll never be able to fire you
Dear stress-eating,
Please stop. Eating only makes me more stessed.
Dear dear blank please blank,
Please let your site crash so I can finally get back to doing my homework.
Dear people at the beach,
I understand that the beach is for everybody and not everybody shares our passion for photography. But if you do see photographers on a clear, calm night, there might be a chance they are trying to capture the milky way, meteors, an aurora, a planet etc. So please don't leave your headlights on at full beam, or point your torches at us. It ruins photos.
Dear Movie Loving Friend,
Please stop talking during the movie we're watching. I don't care about the trivia when I'm trying to follow what's going on.
Dear other drivers,
If you want to get into my lane, please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD use your turn signal. Especially if I'm moving fast and you're not.
Dear students,
Please realize that the purpose of your CLASS is to learn. The purpose of your experiment should be something more specific.
Dear old bitch who crashed into me,
You can try use the "young person, probably on their phone"excuse to your insurance company, but this "young tech-obsessed teen" has a dash cam that caught you on your phone, and caught you crashing into me.
Dear "coexistent" and "tolerant" people,
How come those two principles stand true until I say I'm a Christian, then all of a sudden I'm attacked for my beliefs? They may be different from yours but that isn't supposed to matter right?
Dear Donald Trump,
Please STOP
Dear writer's group,
Please continue to laugh. when you laughed when I read my story it was the best compliment I could have ever hoped to have received. you have encouraged me to keep writing.