Please yes I PROMISE that this is my natural hair. I know I'm lucky to have those natural "beachy waves".
Sincerely, it's down to my butt, do you really think I have time to curl it every morning?!?!?
I know there are attractive, smart guys on campus. I see them during finals week in hidden corners of the library looking adorable, brows furrowed, studying hard. So why aren't there any in any of my classes?
Sincerely, an engineering girl who wants good hygiene and brains in a man.
I'm really happy that you all have dates to the dance, but can we please talk about something else for a change?
Sincerely, the only one who didn't get asked
Dear girls who say they love accents,
No you don't.
Sincerely, you just like hot guys with accents, not the accent itself
The reason girls go to the bathroom in packs is either to talk about you or escape out the window together.
Sincerely, just in case you wanted to know
Dear corrupt employers,
My dad couldn't work when he got cancer so he lost his job. His job provided him with insurance. No job, no insurance. Now he can't get insurance from the SAME insurance provider as before because of a "pre-existing condition".
Sincerely, this whole system is messed up. I just want my dad to get better
Dear High School Teachers,
How do you expect us to study for finals if you keep piling up our workload two weeks before the exams.
Sincerely, Maybe I was just destined to work at McDonalds...
Please stop looking down upon one body type to promote another. You can support one thing without putting down another. "Complimenting" my larger size by calling the girl next to me a "fugly, anorexic bag of bones" will result in you losing a tooth.
Sincerely, that's my best friend
I don't mind the ads. I really don't. But do you have to play the same ones over and over and over and over and over?
Sincerely, I now hate that ad so much I will never get the product even if I did want it.
Dear group of huge boys standing in front of my locker,
Um . . . excuse . . . I . . . I really need . . . I have to . . . um, I guess I don't really think I need that book anyway.
Sincerely, intimidated short girl
Dear fellow engineering majors,
I know females are rare, but please stop staring at me.
Sincerely, there are plenty of girls in the library go stare at them
We're all just stories in the end.
Sincerely, make it a good one.
Dear bisexual girl who 'doesn't understand how I can only be attracted to one gender',
Please realize that I've accepted your sexuality, so please accept mine.
Sincerely, it goes both ways...
I met my parents before I was born.
Sincerely, Marty McFly