Dear world,
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Dear Doctor,
Please stop giving me a judgemental look for being on the pill. I'm on it for strictly superficial reasons, alas. (Besides isn't it a part of your job description to NOT judge?)
Dear man with a flower in his hair who passed me on the sidewalk 8 years ago,
Please never change. I admit, I wrongly judged you when I saw you coming, and even laughed. But when you passed me, you said, "Have a nice day." You were completely genuine- to me, a stranger! I was so moved. You brought tears to my eyes and my outlook has changed since then. I don't think I'll ever forget you, and I wish I could see you again so I could thank you.
Dear Secret Santa that gave me and my little sisters ipod touches leapfrog tablets and so much more,
Please know how extremely grateful I am for people like you.
Dear leg hair,
Please stop immediatly gowing a second after we shave you.
Dear Best Friend From When We Were Little,
Please understand that I am hurt when you totally ignore me all the time for the "popular" people
Dear fellow college students,
Please realize that not all Northerners are somehow immune from the cold weather and shouldn't be complaining about it.
Dear Mom,
Couldn't you at least say you were happy for us before yelling at me?
Please actually know what evolution is before completely denouncing it. Evolution refers to a change in organisms over time, and has absolutely nothing to do with the creation of the world. It is people like you that pass judgment on scientific concepts that they do not have even the most basic understanding of that give Christianity a bad name. If choose not to believe in evolution, fine. Just know what it is first and find a logical argument against it so that you do not sound like a complete idiot.
Dear boyfriend's family,
Please stop telling me that you like me because I make him happy, then tell him everything I did wrong the second I leave. I'm not perfect, I'm going to make mistakes, but I'm really trying and I wish you could appreciate that. I know you're going to make him choose soon, and it'll break my heart when he chooses his family, as he should. I hope he finds that perfect girl, I really do, but I'm afraid no one will live up to your standards, and you'll make him miserable the rest of his life. Please just stop.
Dear children with disabilities,
Please know you are beautiful. Yes, it's true. When your disability is visible the world judges you. Many people treat you differently. But know that where you go, no mocking voice of the world can follow. Your soul becomes platinum and you gain vision that many will never gain, blind to the superficial elements that others see. You learn empathy to help and love others without bound. You laugh at the petty arrows foes shoot at you. You become independent, and learn to love yourself as you are. You soul becomes strong, and you find true people rather than the petty want-to-bes, these real people become your friends. You understand why the weak feel the need to mock you. Want to date? You can! Understand you are powerful, and never question that. Goodness will find you never loose hope.
Dear School,
With the amount of work you give us I don't get much time to sleep! We aren't Sims that finish all our homework in an hour.
Dear school,
You had us take a survey in which we had say our ethnicity. Apparently, I wasn't Indian, because you meant Native American, or Asian, because you meant oriental.
Dear Hermione did it first,
Hermione is known in the books for wonderfully bushy and out of control hair
Dear world,
My neighbor is an Italian shaman whose favorite hobby is to cook Norwegian food and sing opera while walking on coal.