You can't say bubbles angrily no matter how hard you try.
Sincerely, ...you just tried, didn't you?
Dear people who say you don't learn anything from tv,
3 words... Big Bang Theory
Dear 9 year old male cousin,
Tampons aren't really bottle rockets, I lied to you when you asked.
Sincerely, good luck finding out though!
Yes he's black. No he's not my slave...
Sincerely, He's my boyfriend..
Dear 5 year old brother,
Yes, the sun is made up of lots of gasses. ...No, it's not a gigantic fart.
Sincerely, you're so cute.
Thanks for narrowing it down
Sincerely, I either have a paper cut or cancer...
Dear Katy Perry,
Glitter all over the room? I think I know who that stranger in your bed is....
Sincerely, Edward Cullen
Dear Girls who want chivalry,
You should consider an engineering college. Guys will fight over opening doors for you.
Sincerely, Future Engineer
Dear girl coughing obnoxiously in class,
Please note that we all helped to sneak the cough drop across the room so that you could shove it in your mouth.
Sincerely, why did you give a confused look and throw it in your bag!?
Dear everyone in the world,
When you fall, I will always be there for you
Sincerely, the floor
Dear people who stereotype kidnappers always having a white van ,
Sometimes we have black vans....
Sincerely, don't like using white cars, they show dirt
Dear young girls walking in a row at the mall looking down at their phones,
Sincerely, yes, I could have warned you sooner but I enjoyed watching you walk into that bench.
Dear tv commercials,
I find it highly entertaining when you show a condom commercial then right after you show a diaper commercial.
Sincerely, easily amused.
Actually, the cool kids ride Emus.