Dear Bane,
Please take off your mask (and shirt).
Dear Apple,
Please change the name of your chargers to Apple juice.
Dear USB,
Are you the backup plan for when the USA fails?
Dear computers,
You should be edible; you already have chips and cookies.
Dear God of Death,
Not today.
Dear Boys,
The friendzone goes both ways. We want out too!
Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Dear YOLO,
Not always...
Dear fellow teachers,
Try tying the shoelaces together of your students that fall asleep on you.
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Dear world,
You better cry over spilled milk!
Dear George R. R. Martin,
You're killing me!
Dear "God hates gays",
It clearly states in the bible that God hates nobody. He hates homosexuality as a concept, but not the person who is homosexual.
Dear popular high school classmates,
I look forward to hiring you in the future!
Dear "Deflategaters",
Maybe the NFL should deflate your ego and your air-heads!
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