Please Stop revealing more things I like about you, especially our identical taste in obscure bands
Sincerely, You have a girlfriend and I am pretty jealous
Next time shoot us both.
Sincerely, One sided love is no fun
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Sincerely, ...and out of a shopping cart
Dear food that's bad for you,
Please stop tasting so good
Sincerely, the junk food junky
Dear Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
Your commercials make me want to buy your cereal less.
Sincerely, I don't want cannibalistic cereal
Dear kids taking a test in a quiet room,
Allow me to play for you the song of my people.
Just because a person counts in a different language doesn't mean they're inferior
Sincerely, your son who isn't racist
Dear "I have the body of a god. Buddha!',
Buddha was not a god. Buddha was a teacher. Buddhists do not worship him, they follow his teachings.
Sincerely, please stop, its ridiculous.
Dear spam mail,
I appreciate the consideration, but please stop sending me offers to "enlarge my manhood".
Sincerely, a girl
Dear tv remote,
Can we please play a new game, hide and seek is getting old
Sincerely, I just found you...
Can you just have me recite the law of Sines or the quadratic formula or something?
Sincerely, I have no balance and the ABCs are not going to be right in reverse
Dear guys who want to "get to know me" now that I wear makeup and ride a streetbike,
Please turn around and don't stop walking
Sincerely, the tomboy you never gave a second glance before
Dear best friend,
Please know that even though I'm having difficulty accepting your cancer I will support you through this no matter what.
Sincerely, you're going to make it
Quit scheduling so many fire drills. Actually set the school on fire and then set it off.
Sincerely, the average student
Dear teacher who made me repeat that paragraph 3 times,,
Please know, I have a severe speech implement, I went to speech therapy for 7 years to fix it, and the stress your class is giving me in school has made it come back.
Sincerely, I got as close as I can. Please move on before I break down.