Please take off your mask (and shirt).
Sincerely, girls everywhere
Please change the name of your chargers to Apple juice.
Sincerely, tech nerds
Are you the backup plan for when the USA fails?
Sincerely, and severely, uninformed
You should be edible; you already have chips and cookies.
Sincerely, someone who would be even more obsessed...
Dear God of Death,
The friendzone goes both ways. We want out too!
Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Sincerely, a parent who is stuck changing diapers.
Dear fellow teachers,
Try tying the shoelaces together of your students that fall asleep on you.
Sincerely, you'll finally get to teach them a lesson...
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Sincerely, a focused teen
You better cry over spilled milk!
Sincerely, milk cows with sore udders
Dear George R. R. Martin,
You're killing me!
Sincerely, and everyone in your books, of course...
Dear "God hates gays",
It clearly states in the bible that God hates nobody. He hates homosexuality as a concept, but not the person who is homosexual.
Sincerely, Please do your research
Dear popular high school classmates,
I look forward to hiring you in the future!
Sincerely, the nerds you picked on...