Dear girl with the crop top and jeans with multiple holes,
I'm sorry that my first thought was trashy. You could be one of the nicest people around. But I'm not sorry for thinking your clothes were inappropriate when we have wind chills of -15 degrees Fahrenheit.
Sincerely, someone who tried and failed not to be a judgmental prick.
Please know that just because I'm 13 doesn't mean I can't make my own religious choices. You might want what's best for me, but that doesn't mean you should force me to keep attending all your Hindu services. I've made it clear that I don't believe in God (in any shape or form). If I can accept you being religious then why can't you accept my non-belief?
Sincerely, your atheist daughter
Dear people that write "bestfriend",
Hello. My name is Señor Spacebar. You killed proper syntax.
Sincerely, Prepare to die!
Dear biological father,
Remember when you told my mother I wouldn't graduate high school without a father figure? I graduated at the top of my class without you.
Sincerely, You didn't even call.
Dear roommate having sex in our room while I'm trying to sleep,
have you no shame?
Sincerely, disrespected roommate
Dear assistant stage manager,
Please don't talk behind her back about a freshman messing up the lights during a show when in your first year you almost severely injured someone by cueing someone else at the wrong time.
Sincerely, pissed-off best friend of said girl
Dear teen mom at my school,
Your baby is adorable and I am so proud of you for sticking with this no matter the ridicule, hardships, and difficulties you knew you would face. I think you'll be a great mom, and your boyfriend will be a great dad. So what if it just happened a little earlier in life?
Sincerely, someone who cares
Dear Geometry Student,
Please try this problem again. I'm pretty sure none of my sides measure -39 units.
Sincerely, The Parallelogram
Dear Ice Age,
Thank you for putting hidden references to things in the movie.
Sincerely, Stonehenge, Star Trek, Old Faithful...
Please know that you not doing anything is almost worse than dad beating me.
Sincerely, your daughter
Thank you for looking absolutely perfect this morning!
Sincerely, Didn't hear the alarm clock
Dear fellow teammates,
If you insist on having "team sleepovers" yet insist on not inviting me, TAKE ME OUT OF THE GROUP MESSAGE!
Sincerely, sick of you talking about them while I'm sitting home alone
I'm sincerely grateful to be able to have an education, but I really hate you sometimes.
Sincerely, applying for a competitive major
It is best not to dwell on dreams.
Sincerely, just live them.
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Sincerely, a genuine forever alone that always ends up working alone in class and sitting alone at lunch