Dear God of Death,
Not today.
Dear Boys,
The friendzone goes both ways. We want out too!
Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Dear YOLO,
Not always...
Dear fellow teachers,
Try tying the shoelaces together of your students that fall asleep on you.
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Dear world,
You better cry over spilled milk!
Dear George R. R. Martin,
You're killing me!
Dear "God hates gays",
It clearly states in the bible that God hates nobody. He hates homosexuality as a concept, but not the person who is homosexual.
Dear popular high school classmates,
I look forward to hiring you in the future!
Dear "Deflategaters",
Maybe the NFL should deflate your ego and your air-heads!
Dear Nintendo,
Great job making your first game about Princess Peach not sexist. She just used the power of uncontrollable emotions to float (happy), burn (angry), cry (sad), and heal (calm) her way to the vibe sceptor.
Dear college roommate,
Please remember that when life gives you lemons I'll bring the salt and tequila!
Dear Red Riding Hood,
Thank you for believing in me. I do pride myself on being a convincing cross-dresser.
Dear life,
You're not really that bad, i just need something to complain about.
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