I fell in love with you. You showed no interest. Now you say you're interested in me. I've pretty much moved on.
Sincerely, Get your shit together
Dear Jade (my cat),
Thank you for coming over and licking my face to make sure I was okay when I fell down the stairs.
Sincerely, My parents just laughed at me.
Dear guy with tattoos,
no I don't want to see your "sick" ink "brah",
Sincerely, the other guy with tattoos who wants to drink his coffee
I don't understand why you think that I'll be safer if I give you my phone number to put on display.
Sincerely, I'll take my "medium" level security, thank you very much.
Dear douche bag sitting in front of me,
Thanks for that asthma attack you gave me
Sincerely, that bottle of axe should last you at least a day
I only wear boys' clothes, my voice is getting deeper and my chest flatter. How have you only just noticed my second earring.
Sincerely, your FTM son.
Dear person who called me a whore for wearing a tampon,
Should I start calling you a baby? Because pads feel like diapers when I wear them.
Sincerely, I enjoy putting in a tampon as much as you enjoy wearing your pad
Dear Facebook users,
Please remember that hash tags are for TWITTER.
Sincerely, #really #freaking #annoyed
Please allow me to hang out with my guy friends because my girlfriends all have lives
Sincerely, Home alone for the 3rd time this weekend
Thanks, but I REALLY didn't need to see that.
Sincerely, so it really is true that there's a fetish for everything...
Thank you for getting me the rubber ducky for my birthday.
Sincerely, Your Nineteen Year Old Daughter.
Not sure if it's hunger pains or just cramps...
Sincerely, but I'll eat anyway.
Dear guy who works at Trader Joes,
You totally made my day when you had a box on your head and a light saber in your back pocket. You're awesome
Sincerely, the girl who was smiling like an idiot
Please understand that it's not just McDonalds that should be blamed for the childhood obesity epidemic. There are other fastfood cooperations and they aren't even the biggest problem. Sugar drinks and the habits provided by the parents should be blamed.
Sincerely, Someone who is educated