Dear "A seed is not a tree.",
Give it a chance, and it may give others shade and rest.
Sincerely, Please, think about it.
Dear Cat that is missing,
Please come home. Owning this mini laser is pointless without you :(
Sincerely, waste of money!
Chicken and waffles chips tastes like the barbecue ones
Dear relatives who have no concept of time,
Usually when people call and say that they're coming over, they don't mean 5 hours later.
Sincerely, the world doesn't revolve around you
Dear women of the world,
Some women will feel comfortable in a bikini, some won't, and some don't care for whatever reasons. That's just it.
Sincerely, stop trying to say that all women do/don't feel comfortable in a bikini
Dear person in the stall next to me,
Please hurry up and leave...
Sincerely, I really need to poop.
Dear stores at the mall,
And people are supposed to fit into these jeans how?
Dear "your parent should take care of you not the other way around",
I'm glad you got to live in a perfect family. Not everyone is that lucky. If I didn't take care of my mom, no one would. Don't tell me what my life is supposed to be like when you have no idea what I go through every day.
Sincerely, the daughter of a woman with traumatic brain injury
Stop trying to make "Poke" happen. It's not going to happen.
Sincerely, Regina George
Dear Future Husband,
I hope you don't have any plans for the names of our children...
Sincerely, the future mother to Ender Scott
Dear Doctor Who fans,
If there millions of parallel worlds, are there millions of parallel Doctors?
Sincerely, hoping for more Doctors!
Please don't ever forget that you are beautiful. No matter what others try to tell you.
Sincerely, Don't ever forget it.
When the pope dies, is it a promotion?
Please realize that nothing in this world is inherently bad. It's like the Force, it just depends on what you do with it.