Dear "Tomboys aren't girls in short shorts and tank tops all the time",
I happen to be a tomboy who loves wearing short shorts and is extremely fond of her tank tops. Doesn't make me any less of one.
Sincerely, so what?
Dear Friends who judge me for not being a vegan like them,
I am allergic to peanuts, walnuts, almonds, gluten, strawberries, sulfites and cilantro. If I didn't eat animal products, I'd starve to death.
Sincerely, your hyperallergic, meat-eating, tired of being judged friend
Dear teacher with irrationally high standards,
When you are quickly and without repeating giving us hints for the final and the half of the class farthest away from you asks you to be louder, that means we can't hear you, not we are being annoying and should be punished by you talking faster.
Dear very conservative Aunt and Uncle,
I heard you told my mom not to let her daughter marry a black man. Have you ever heard "be careful what you wish for?"
Sincerely, interested in women