Please realize that getting married isn't the be-all and end-all of every person's life. Sure, someday in the future it may happen, but focusing solely on finding a husband seems to lead to way too much stress for my taste.
Sincerely, single and loving it
Dear older brother,
Please stop treating my bipolar friend like trash. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that's because you called her a cunt for standing up for me when you were threatening me.
Sincerely, she's not that bad. In fact, she's better than you.
Dear Feminist roommates,
Please stop lumping all males into one group of "douche bags". I know plenty of great guys who you continually insult in front of me because you think all men are out to have sex and suppress women and are just all around jerks and have no morals or respect.
Sincerely, Your roommate who is willing to defend men
Dear friend who thinks he know's the secret to fixing me,
Not thinking about it isn't going to stop my anxiety, depression, and eaten disorder. So stop suggesting it.
Sincerely, your friend who is trying to get through her issues
Dear people complaining about the undo button,
There is a redo button.
Sincerely, common sense
I love that you're willing and capable of cooking for me...but please reconsider the thought process, "I'm going to put everything my wife finds impalatable into one dish so she HAS to eat it!"
Sincerely, Your adoring, but pregnant and hungry wife.
Dear new 20 year olds,
Congratulations!!! You just surpassed teen pregnancy!
Sincerely, renewed hope
Please stop standing right outside the bathroom door when I'm occupying it. Theres a 1 inch gap between the floor and the door, making it very awkward
Sincerely, your roomate
Dear people capable of Sign Language,
Can you please tell me how or if you sign peoples' names?
Dear People reading this,
I'm avoiding three study guides, a packet about verbs, nouns, parts of speech, exedra, and a paper on Roman History.
Sincerely, What about you?
Please stop sitting directly on top of my laptop. I know it's warm, but I have work I need to do.
Sincerely, your loving owner
Please follow through with your promise.
Sincerely, not seeing any boys in my yard.
Dear people who think that I am too specific about the type of men I will date,
Please note that you will soon be recieving a kettlebell through your windshield if you tell me this one more time.
Sincerely, Girl who won't end up with an asshole douchebag
I have all of the respect in the world for you. There's only one problem...
Sincerely, I miss my big brother.
Dear people ragging on middle school relationships,,
In the eight grade, my boyfriend asked me out. We're still together now, in the eleventh grade.
Sincerely, not all of us are stupid kids who don't know what love is.