I'm watching over Fred, like you have been watching over Harry all these years.
Yes, he is a guy. Yes I'm a girl. No we are not dating. No we are not friendzoning each other. We both like someone else
Sincerely, We are just best friends. Why can't we just leave it at that?
Monsters Inc 2? It better be good.
Sincerely, you made me wait 10 years
Dear Tiny sweet baby of mine,
You are, literally, smaller than your daddy's foot, how do you poop so much?
Sincerely, confused mommy
Dear Pastor Fred Phelps,
Was it awkward when your son left the Westboro Baptist Church and became an athiest LGBT rights activist?
Sincerely, Laughing hysterically
Dear person sitting behind me in the library,
What is the point in wearing headphones if I can still hear your music from 10 feet away?
Sincerely, irritated student who's trying to study
Dear guy I like,
Don't act like it's no big deal that you knit me a scarf for Christmas; your best friend told me you spent a month trying to make it perfect. And I noticed you remembered my favorite color :)
Sincerely, a happy girl
Dear girls who try to get out of running the mile by saying you're on your period,
Please stop complaining and saying how much it will hurt. Running helps the cramps go away.
Sincerely, May be a gym teacher but not an idiot.
After what Congress pulled, you guys can never give the "do not procrastinate" speech again.
Dear people who think that they get straight A's because they are geniuses ,
No, it's because at my school, your A is my C
Sincerely, ivy preparatory league school kid
Dear people who think jocks are stupid,
You do realize we have to have a high enough GPA to play sports? Also colleges look for well rounded students aka people with good grades AND play sports
Sincerely, a jock who IS smarter than you
Dear people who answer their phones in the quiet area of the library,
Please don't make me chuck a reference book at your head.
Sincerely, students who care more about studying for their finals than hearing about your weekend plans.
Dear wonderful people who have eating disorders,
Please stop making your body weaker when you need it to be its strongest.
Sincerely, people out there care and want you to be healthy
Dear coordination-challenged individuals,
Next time you trip and fall on your face, just brush yourself off and say to whoever your with, "Good, gravity is working" and carry on.
Sincerely, tried it and made my crush giggle