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Dear Marching Band,
We, the percussion section, are the only section that doesn't blow...
Dear cookie dough,
How come you're always better than the actual cookie?
Dear school announcements,
"Oh and one last announcement, Freshmen, you do not need to be asked to go to homecoming. It is a school wide dance. You also do not need to pay an extra 15 dollars for the tickets."
Dear Disney's Beauty and the Beast,
So it really doesn't matter whats on the outside?
Dear P.E. Teacher,
Please bring back the giant parachute.
Dear world,
Please understand we don't all look like we came out of a Doritos bag.
Dear Halloween stores,
No, not all teenage girls would like to dress as sluts this year.
Dear people who jokingly say they have Tourette's when they do something random,
I may randomly punch you.
Dear friend who broke up with her 48 hour boyfriend,
What happened? "It's a long story..."
Dear girl in my gym class,
You're suppose to put on shorts before you leave the locker room.
Dear guy wearing a batman shirt carrying around his toddlers ,
Carry on with the awesomeness.
Dear P.E. Teacher,
Yes it can kill me.
Dear "You won't be able to get this book report done the night before",
I did it at 1 am, skimmed the book, and got a 92%.
Dear radio stations,
It would take 6.5 days to listen to all the music in my iTunes library, yet you manage to play the same song twice in 10 minutes.
Dear "Oh you just HAD to be there...",
Well, an invitation would've been a good start...
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