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Dear Boyfriend:,
Please remember that I have body image issues, anxiety, depression, PTSD and still have to overcome these things about myself. So, how can you love me?
Dear fellow friend with depression,
I am more than happy to listen to you and be a shoulder to lean on, but please do not try to belittle my suffering and tell me how much better I have it than you do. I was more than happy to be supportive, but don't make it into a misery competition, because I'll win. We both know what the other deals with, and you know I deal with a lot more undeserved shit, so I don't appropriate you turning my help into a chance to belittle me.
Dear Neighbors,
Please turn off your oven. It's been beeping every twenty seconds for the past several hours. I don't know how you miss it, seeing as I can hear it just fine. It's driving me nuts.
Dear people accusing me of being heartless,
When a terrorist act happens, I try to acknowledge as little coverage of it as I can. Its not because I don't care - I am heartbroken like everybody else. I simply want to stop seeing so many news articles about it because I feel they encourage more people to commit such acts, knowing they will be made imfamous on the news. As the internet allows us to report news in much greater volumes, so too it seems has the number of terrorist acts grown, and the severity is getting worse, as though they are trying to outdo each other. By denying them this, hopefully we can discourage it from happening again.
Dear father,
You were not dear at all, but i'd like to remember you as if you were. That is why i wrote "Dear father,".
Dear Canada,
Please let me come live with you guys, America makes no sense.
Dear first anniversary,
Please understand if you don't get the normal fanfare. One year together and one year apart. It's another sweet day that I won't get to spend with him.
Dear abusive ex-childhood friend,
Please stop appearing in my nightmares every night. We haven't spoken in almost 6years and I'm really tired of seeing your face and the faces of your family whenever I go to bed. Seriously, leave me the fuck alone.
Dear friends asking for my WIFI password,
Please. It's not that I don't want you on there, I just want to put the password in myself...
Dear self,
Please figure out whether you like him or not. It is cruel to play with his feelings, even unintentionally
Dear everyone,
Please discuss: If you could travel anywhere (cost was not a limitation), where would you go? How long would you stay, and what would you see and experience there?
Dear People I Know,
Please stop asking why I don't look sick. It's called an invisible chronic illness for a reason
Dear siblings,
Please teach me how to be as loved as you are. Mom loves you. Dad loves you. People love you. I can't pretend that its their fault for raising me wrong because they raised you two, too.
Dear dreamers,
Please know that romance does exist. Today, my boyfriend told me that I was a better catch than any of his Pokemon.
Dear clerk,
No, we don't have thirteen months in Brazil. I just wrote the date they way we do.