Why are you so tempting to read when it's late at night?
Sincerely, too scared to sleep.
Please know that I saw you all twerking and you're not getting anythingfor christmas.
Sincerely, Santa Clause
I'm not like you, and that doesn't bother me. I'm not sorry about being an introvert.
Sincerely, it is just who I am.
Dear interracial couples,
Don't mind the idiots, love is blind and skin color is only skin deep.
Sincerely, It's time to forget the past and move on
Please stop looking over my shoulder when im taking a test
Sincerely, a already stressed out student
I know I am no Van Gogh, but did you really have to laugh?
Sincerely, actually its a bear from a different dimension.
Dear math teacher,
Please stop having us write full papers on our feelings. It's really pretty weird.
Sincerely, frustrated student who's in this for MATH, not English
Dear friend who used to check under my bracelets every day,
I miss you
Sincerely, not upsetting you was my secret motivation not to hurt myself
Dear male friend who likes our mutual female friend,
Please, just get together. The tension is irritating all of us to death. Just please man up, she likes you too!
Sincerely, all your friends who are tired of watching you two
Please tell me what has changed. You liked me when I was just weird, you stuck by me when I was self- diagnosed. I really need you right now, believe me, it's harder for me than it is for you.
Sincerely, a girl recently diagnosed with Aspergers who sits alone at lunch now
I haven't smoked in at least 6 years. You aren't even aware that I've gotten married. How in the world did you find out my new address?
Sincerely, And everyone is scared of the NSA.
Dear new friends,
Please be patient with me. I'm still learning how to interact with people, so if I do or say something that's inappropriate, or seem really shy and withdrawn sometimes, be kind about it. With your help, I'll improve a little every day.
Sincerely, your new friend trying to overcome severe social phobia.
Dear Australian who likes cold weather,
Please I would love to swap with you! Just set a date and I'll switch with you then.
Sincerely, an American.
Dear 17 year old who just asked me if the USA Declaration of Independence was "the thing about fireworks",
Well, you've really outdone yourself in stupidity.