Dear Friend,
I fell in love with you. You showed no interest. Now you say you're interested in me. I've pretty much moved on.
Dear Jade (my cat),
Thank you for coming over and licking my face to make sure I was okay when I fell down the stairs.
Dear guy with tattoos,
no I don't want to see your "sick" ink "brah",
Dear Facebook,
I don't understand why you think that I'll be safer if I give you my phone number to put on display.
Dear douche bag sitting in front of me,
Thanks for that asthma attack you gave me
Dear Dad,
I only wear boys' clothes, my voice is getting deeper and my chest flatter. How have you only just noticed my second earring.
Dear person who called me a whore for wearing a tampon,
Should I start calling you a baby? Because pads feel like diapers when I wear them.
Dear Facebook users,
Please remember that hash tags are for TWITTER.
Dear Parents,
Please allow me to hang out with my guy friends because my girlfriends all have lives
Dear internet,
Thanks, but I REALLY didn't need to see that.
Dear Mom,
Thank you for getting me the rubber ducky for my birthday.
Dear period,
Not sure if it's hunger pains or just cramps...
Dear guy who works at Trader Joes,
You totally made my day when you had a box on your head and a light saber in your back pocket. You're awesome
Dear World,
Please understand that it's not just McDonalds that should be blamed for the childhood obesity epidemic. There are other fastfood cooperations and they aren't even the biggest problem. Sugar drinks and the habits provided by the parents should be blamed.
Dear kid who just said,"Thanks for 9/11".,
You're and idiot. Thanks for bringing down the IQ of the world.
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