Dear boys,
Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Dear two year old little brother,
I'm sorry I never met you. Blame our father.
Dear Mother Nature,
Instead of periods, why can't you just send us a text saying "You're not pregnant this month, congrats."
Dear Kelly,
I don't care if you're in Special Ed. I don't care if I had to do most of your projects in freshman year. I don't care that people glare at me when I talk to you. I don't care that you always have a better manicure than I do. I don't care if you ask me a ton of questions. I don't care that you're hard to understand.
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for not getting weirded out when I asked you to prom. Even though it didn't work out like I hoped it would, it means the world to me that we are still best friends and that I don't have to hide it from you if I'm sad about this.
Dear Wallet,
Please stop vomiting my money, I have nothing left.
Dear Forever Alone Guy,
If you are lonely, get a cat.
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Dear world,
Saying all Muslims are like ISIS is about as logical as saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist idiots. There are kind Muslims and evil Muslims. There are kind Christians and evil Christians. For that matter, there are kind atheists and evil atheists.
Dear WebMD,
Thanks for making me paranoid about a mild cold.
Dear grandma,
I miss who you were before the dementia. I know you don't mean the hateful things you say, but it hurts all the same
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Dear lady,
Please don't tell me I need makeup to be beautiful. You see the scars on my arm. You know I'm fragile and have little self-esteem.
Dear Snow and Bigby,
I ship it.
Dear customers,
It is not my job to be bubbly and happy every second of my 8-hour shift...
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