Dear Dunkin Donuts,
Chocolate lovers month? I see what you did there.
Sincerely, Black History Month
Come to the geek side. We have pi.
Dear English guys,
Girls may love your accent, but when I say "Potato", every uterus within a 50 mile radius explodes.
Sincerely, Irish guy
Dear cookie-scented hand sanitizer,
Please stop smelling so amazing. I don't think I can spare any more brain cells.
Sincerely, practically high off the fumes
Dear friend asking me if im racist,
Nope! I hate all people equally.
Dear mom who just screwed up my medical form,
So I have asthma bronchitis cancer and I'm pregnant?
Sincerely, 15 year old boy who is confused how he got pregnant
Dear man trying to sell my mom something,
My brothers are screaming and throwing things at each other. My sister is singing Disney songs as pound and off key as possible. My dad is in boxers and I'm running around screaming Harry Potter spells.
Sincerely, the look on your face is awesome, but you should run before she let's you inside......
You should really think about doing background checks on new teachers
Sincerely, the new ones never seem to work out
Nice going, putting the "Junior Clothing", "Intimate Apparel" and the "Baby Essentials" sections all in a row....
Sincerely, I see what you did there....
I'd tap that
Sincerely, making some maple syrup
I'm not single.
Sincerely, I'm dating a ninja
My new robe is supposed to be holy, not holey.
Sincerely, even nuns have puns.
Dear everyone that says "SAT Test",
What on Earth do you think the 'T' stands for?!
Thank you ever so much for having all 28 of us use sharpies to make a chart that lasted the whole class period.
Sincerely, we walked out so high we saw unicorns