Please don't text me on my birthday anymore. Stop telling me I was the best thing that every happened to you. It has been over three years since you cheated and put your hands on me.
Sincerely, Your ex who found a gentleman
what happened to all men (and women) created equal? equal rights should be a thing for everyone, not just to those who fit the "norm" of todays world.
Sincerely, homosexuals are people too, lets start treating them as such
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear everyone at my school,
Please stop judging me for what I look like and things I've done in the past. I want to be different but you're all pushing me down so much that I can't.
Sincerely, the girl who just wants to be friends.
Please don't be afraid to ask me out.
Sincerely, "I'm too much of a wuss."
Dear Loch Ness Monster,
Please I'd like some waffle fries and a coke... For free!
Sincerely, Numa Numa guy
Dear People who get upset when asked for ID when using checks,
We ask for your ID because IT'S THE LAW. You're not that special.
Sincerely, A Cashier.
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Sincerely, come on, I can't be the only one...
Please stop giving me a judgemental look for being on the pill. I'm on it for strictly superficial reasons, alas. (Besides isn't it a part of your job description to NOT judge?)
Sincerely, I may not be having sex right now, but my skin is AMAZING!
Dear man with a flower in his hair who passed me on the sidewalk 8 years ago,
Please never change. I admit, I wrongly judged you when I saw you coming, and even laughed. But when you passed me, you said, "Have a nice day." You were completely genuine- to me, a stranger! I was so moved. You brought tears to my eyes and my outlook has changed since then. I don't think I'll ever forget you, and I wish I could see you again so I could thank you.
Sincerely, sometimes even the smallest things can mean the most
Dear Secret Santa that gave me and my little sisters ipod touches leapfrog tablets and so much more,
Please know how extremely grateful I am for people like you.
Sincerely, girl who's parents just divorced and couldn't afford christmas this year.
Dear leg hair,
Please stop immediatly gowing a second after we shave you.
Sincerely, all girls.
Dear Best Friend From When We Were Little,
Please understand that I am hurt when you totally ignore me all the time for the "popular" people
Sincerely, I have feelings too!
Dear fellow college students,
Please realize that not all Northerners are somehow immune from the cold weather and shouldn't be complaining about it.
Sincerely, we too have working bodies that can feel what the freakingtemperature is.