Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Sincerely, A very devoted and heart-broken fan
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
Dear American society,
I hope you realize that in a couple hundred years from now, people are going to read about the homosexuality controversy in their history books and roll their eyes at our stupidity.
Sincerely, A progressive teen
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Sincerely, A girl who just wants her privacy.
You should have put one of your Horcruxes into my ex-boyfriend's ego.
Sincerely, It is freakin' indestructible!
Dear science nerds,
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs. What does the bartender say?
Sincerely, for you, no charge!
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
Sincerely, The scientists in year 2035
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...
Please stop pressuring me to find a husband.
Sincerely, I am happy alone.
Thanks for being a curtain on rainy days, a scarf on cold days, a hideaway on sad days and an accessory on nice days!
Sincerely, The head you cover
Dear companies seeking employees,
Please take off the 3-5 years of experience for a job.
Sincerely, I just got my diploma. How can I get experience anywhere, if I always need "experience" before I get
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Sincerely, Kim Jong Un
The only way for a country to succeed, like it did 150 years ago, is to work together. We have a Democratic president now, we might have a Republican president next.
Sincerely, Political parties should not divide a country.