Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Dear proton,
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
Dear American society,
I hope you realize that in a couple hundred years from now, people are going to read about the homosexuality controversy in their history books and roll their eyes at our stupidity.
Dear world,
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
Dear society,
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Dear Voldemort,
You should have put one of your Horcruxes into my ex-boyfriend's ego.
Dear science nerds,
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs. What does the bartender say?
Dear You,
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...
Dear mom,
Please stop pressuring me to find a husband.
Dear hair,
Thanks for being a curtain on rainy days, a scarf on cold days, a hideaway on sad days and an accessory on nice days!
Dear companies seeking employees,
Please take off the 3-5 years of experience for a job.
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Dear America...,
The only way for a country to succeed, like it did 150 years ago, is to work together. We have a Democratic president now, we might have a Republican president next.
Dear human,
I will not apologize for being an asshole to you.
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