Dear fellow employees,
Instead of starting drama, why don't you just do your bloody job? Life would be a lot easier if you did.
Sincerely, the one caught in the middle of it all
Dear person trying to sleep,
You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters
Sincerely, your brain who's trying to kill you.
Dear bratty girl that I'm babysitting,
Please understand that I never want to look after you ever again. Blackmailing me by saying that if I don't give you a second dessert you'll tell your mom that I let you stay up late and I'll never work for your family again just won't work.
Sincerely, being poor is better than being tortured by a seven-year-old.
Dear People who are rude to their servers in restaurants,
Let me assure you. You HAVE ingested your server's saliva and God knows what else.
Sincerely, Every server you've met
Yes, it does take me this long to do my homework.
Sincerely, it doesn't come out of thin air!
Better late than not at all, right?
Sincerely, your period
Patience, wait until he matures and then you can fall in love with him.
Sincerely, girl in love with a guy who has the potential to be a great man
Dear mother who changed her mind about hiring me,
Please figure out that you want someone who speaks your kids language before you offer someone a job. I had turned down other job offers because I accepted yours.
Sincerely, still unemployed
Dear Nemo ,
Why would you touch the butt?
Sincerely, all your viewers
Dear fellow freshmen,
Resistance is futile, accept your status and take advantage
Sincerely, they all hate us on principle anyway
Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Sincerely, you go girl, rock that mini dress, just thought you should know it isn't a necessity
Dear microwave makers,
Please tell me why you still put popcorn buttons on the microwaves, even though the popcorn says not to use the button?
Sincerely, has anybody else thaught this?
Dear bra companies,
Please understand that girl with big boob also deserve cute stuff!
Sincerely, annoyed girl looking for a cute bra and panty set
Dear first day of school,
can I have a rain check?
Sincerely, not ready!