Dear Whatever virus I have,
It's been five days! Move on.
Sincerely, Girl who just wants to leave the house
Dear guy friend from an online game,
You are the only person I know who has ever asked me what's wrong when I said I was fine, but really wasn't. I said it was nothing, but it meant a lot to me, and it made my day. You deserve an award.
Sincerely, you made a difference to a quite, unsure, deeply sad girl
Dear people who think I'm serious,
It's called sarcasm....
Sincerely, girl who you're now pissed at over a joke
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
Sincerely, A girl who is sick of her friends nagging on her...
Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Please give guys a chance too. They deserve to be treated with as much respect as most of them give you.
Sincerely, a girl, who think guys are not as bad as we think
Dear Finding Dory,
Finally there's a sequel to Finding Nemo, which came out in 2003! But the sequel hits theaters in 2015?
Sincerely, I'VE DONE MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Please stop getting so emotional about me eating meat. You don't eat meat, and I respect that. But must you sit here and tell me about how I'm a murderer for eating meat, something my body can't function without?
Sincerely, I'm just craving a hamburger, is it really worth giving an hour long rant?
Dear parents who say my insomnia is my own fault that I can fix myself,
Maybe if you actually listened when I tried talking to you, you'd know why I can't sleep. You could probably fix it too. But forcing me into bed at 10pm is just making it worse.
Sincerely, starting to fail classes from lack of sleep
Dear healthy food,
Please stop spoiling so damn quick.
Sincerely, single person trying to be healthy.
Dear rude person,
You left me a voicemail from a blocked number to tell ME that I'm passive-aggressive?
Sincerely, Do you want to be the pot or the kettle? They're both black.
Dear people who always criticize girls who say that they like "nerds,",
Please understand that some of us like actual nerds, not just guys with hipster glasses.
Sincerely, the girl crushing on the awkward, sweet guy in her honors physics class with a 4.0 GPA
Dear world ,
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon
Sticks and stones may break her bones but names could make her starve herself to death
Sincerely, knock it off
Dear students who complain about getting their grades back,,
You had to do ONE paper, and your teacher has to grade 80 . Have some respect.
Sincerely, a teacher's daughter who never sees her mom, because she's always grading papers