Dear dads friends,
Please realize you give me the best stories to tell my friends.
Dear Cupcakes,
The fact that you cover your self in icing really says something about your self esteem.
Dear Teachers and Students,
Please speak louder? To me I'm yelling.
Dear bowser,
Please I give up you can have peach it's been 30 years I'm tired
Dear world,
No. For the last time, I'm not irish. I know I have red hair and green eyes, and yes I'm sure I'm not irish.
Dear classmates,
Why do you automatically assume I am sick when I sit on the floor in the middle of class?
Dear Employer,
Please understand, I'm not taking days off sick even thought that's what I tell you. I'm taking days off to go for job interviews so I can get the hell out of your terribly run, horrendously understaffed and all round shitty company.
Dear Imagination,
Please come back. I know things were rough when I was in school, but they'll be different now. We can order pizza and hang out for hours, just after I get my work done, or when I get another job where I can bring you along.
Dear students,
You have 7 or 8 teachers. I have minimum 20 students in your class alone, and you aren't the only class I teach.
Dear College Board,
Please stop.
Dear Aliens,
Please beam me up, I'm ready to leave this mad mess behind.
Dear university science departments,
Why do you schedule all the midterms/finals in the same week?!
Dear professor,
If it's not an online course, please do not put 100% of the material online.
Dear coworker,
You being a vegan is admirable. You snidely berating our customers for eating meat is not. You are the idiot who chose to get a job at Burger King.
Dear bank employee,
Wait, what? My ID expired yesterday, so you can't cash this check? What, did I suddenly not become me when the ID expired? It is still very obviously my picture, and the only reason you need to see it is to confirm that I am who I say I am.
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