Please stop saying all these modern movies are better because they made more money in the box office. The reason is that movie theatre tickets keep costing more and more!
Sincerely, Stop saying Superman was so great!
Dear Biology teacher,
Please let it be acceptable to have a Hunger Games reference in my paper about deforestation
Sincerely, just added "That is mahogany" to say we rely on tropical forests for furniture
Please relax. I know the fireworks and thunder are scary but... I promise the world isn't ending... especially when it's 3 AM and it's been silent for 3 hours...
Sincerely, I just want to get some sleep
Dear Fellow African Americans,
Please stop saying hateful things because I choose to date a white guy. I'm not shaming my race, nor am I a letdown to my ancestors. They died to give me the right to choose a better life for myself, I'm happy. I work hard, and I found someone that LOVES me even when I'm not lovable. Who cares if he's white, green, purple or red?
Sincerely, A "sistah" who doesn't give one single f*&K that you don't approve
Please stop pretending you have to sneeze
Sincerely, this face is not attractive
Please understand when you're the editor and cartoonist for the college's newspaper, a respected saxophonist in the concert and jazz band, a tv filmer, an actress for the skit team for the college's Baptist group, all while holding a 3.7 GPA with my pre-Vet degree, that sometimes my hardest efforts won't always show on paper, and that I'm not lazy.
Sincerely, Your daughter who's gotten the cold shoulder because I got a D in Organic Chemistry II
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gunna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.
Sincerely, this site still makes my day better
If your gonna brag about your mad video game skills, make sure your girlfriend doesn't live in a house full of guys
Sincerely, your loving girlfriend who just kick your ass in Halo, C.O.D. , and Borderlands 2
Dear Husbands and Dads of the world,
Please remember to tell your wives and kids how much you love them every day. Just imagine if something were to happen and you didn't have that option anymore.
Sincerely, Husband and Dad who sometimes forgets.
Dear upper classmen,
Please stop telling freshmen how lucky they are because their school stress level is close to nothing.
Sincerely, it was stressful for you four years ago. it's stressful for us too
What's your last name?!
Sincerely, Every Big Bang Theory fan
Dear American drivers,
Please drive in the right lane when driving in Canada. I get you want to obey our speed limits, but blocking up traffic is annoying
Sincerely, the Canadian driver wanting to go 20 over
Dear person criticizing 10 year olds in Victoria's Secret, ,
When I was 10, I was wearing B cups.
Sincerely, just sayin'
Dear TV shows and movies,
Is it just me who didn't have the "typical" high school experience- falling in love, drinking at every party, having tons of romance? Because despite your many differences, all of you include those plot points.
Sincerely, why is every on-camera high school like that?