Dear Annoying People talking about relationships and being single,
Sincerely, I come on here to laugh not to hear about your relationship
Dear teenage population,
Just because I choose to have sex with my boyfriend does not mean I'm a slut or that I'm stupid. It means that I'm in love with him, and my personal life is none of your business.
Sincerely, it's called birth control and condoms. If you're gonna do it, at least be safe about it.
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Sincerely, a Christian scientist
Dear video game store employee,
Please stop looking at me like I'm a wuss. I'm getting this game because my two year old niece loves my pet rats
Sincerely, I'd rather her watch me play Ratatouille than any shooter game
Please stop hating my girlfriend because she's a white Christian girl, not an Indian Muslim like us. I love her regardless of her race and religion. You should, too.
Sincerely, She likes you, you should like her.
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Sincerely, you had me fooled
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
Please try to aim at the toilet bowl and not the seat
Sincerely, employee who is tired cleaning up after you
Dear anti-gay people,
Remember when the black community had to fight for their right & the people who were against it look really stupid now? Well in 50 years, that's how youre gonna look in the textbooks.
Sincerely, have fun having little kids be disgusted by you
Dear person who decided woman should shave their legs,,
Please tell me why this was necessary.
Sincerely, lazy female
Dear homework ,
Thanks to you I have cleaned my room done my laundry and walked my dog and did the dishes
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Sincerely, annoyed kid who doesn't deserve all the blame
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?