Dear fellow employees,
Instead of starting drama, why don't you just do your bloody job? Life would be a lot easier if you did.
Dear person trying to sleep,
You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Monsters
Dear bratty girl that I'm babysitting,
Please understand that I never want to look after you ever again. Blackmailing me by saying that if I don't give you a second dessert you'll tell your mom that I let you stay up late and I'll never work for your family again just won't work.
Dear People who are rude to their servers in restaurants,
Let me assure you. You HAVE ingested your server's saliva and God knows what else.
Dear mom,
Yes, it does take me this long to do my homework.
Dear girl,
Better late than not at all, right?
Dear heart,
Patience, wait until he matures and then you can fall in love with him.
Dear mother who changed her mind about hiring me,
Please figure out that you want someone who speaks your kids language before you offer someone a job. I had turned down other job offers because I accepted yours.
Dear Nemo ,
Why would you touch the butt?
Dear fellow freshmen,
Resistance is futile, accept your status and take advantage
Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Dear microwave makers,
Please tell me why you still put popcorn buttons on the microwaves, even though the popcorn says not to use the button?
Dear bra companies,
Please understand that girl with big boob also deserve cute stuff!
Dear first day of school,
can I have a rain check?
Dear dear vegetarians,
Please how do you do it
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