Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Sincerely, pull your pants up.
Dear two year old little brother,
I'm sorry I never met you. Blame our father.
Sincerely, your 18 year old big sister who loves you anyway
Dear Mother Nature,
Instead of periods, why can't you just send us a text saying "You're not pregnant this month, congrats."
Sincerely, women everywhere
I don't care if you're in Special Ed. I don't care if I had to do most of your projects in freshman year. I don't care that people glare at me when I talk to you. I don't care that you always have a better manicure than I do. I don't care if you ask me a ton of questions. I don't care that you're hard to understand.
Sincerely, you light up my day, every day
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for not getting weirded out when I asked you to prom. Even though it didn't work out like I hoped it would, it means the world to me that we are still best friends and that I don't have to hide it from you if I'm sad about this.
Sincerely, I promise I'm only in tears because I'm happy
Please stop vomiting my money, I have nothing left.
Sincerely, Poor citizen.
Dear Forever Alone Guy,
If you are lonely, get a cat.
Sincerely, Crazy Cat Lady
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Sincerely, the girl who's foot just connected with your balls
Saying all Muslims are like ISIS is about as logical as saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist idiots. There are kind Muslims and evil Muslims. There are kind Christians and evil Christians. For that matter, there are kind atheists and evil atheists.
Sincerely, Let's see individual PEOPLE and not stereotypes!
Thanks for making me paranoid about a mild cold.
Sincerely, sick, and now scared, girl
I miss who you were before the dementia. I know you don't mean the hateful things you say, but it hurts all the same
Sincerely, your granddaughter who wonders how this could happen so quickly
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Sincerely, the gay guy sitting next to you.
Please don't tell me I need makeup to be beautiful. You see the scars on my arm. You know I'm fragile and have little self-esteem.
Sincerely, leave me alone. Trying to be positive
Dear Snow and Bigby,
I ship it.