I know how you feel. Everyone is searching for me too.
Please return my invisibility cloak. This prank on the muggles has gone on long enough.
For the tenth time, yes I'm sure I'm not pregnant.
Dear toilet seat in the woman's bathroom,
Why is your lid up?
Sincerely, very confused.
You send out more mixed signals than Helen Keller directing traffic.
Sincerely, confused girls.
Ruining good songs was OUR idea!
Sincerely, Kidz Bop.
I think you killed the wrong Black.
Sincerely, it's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!
Dear seedy looking moustache on my upper lip,
Please grow to a respectable size.
Sincerely, a 20 year old who looks like a rapist.
Dear guy who likes me,
Please know that the only reason I didn't reply to you asking me out was because I was too busy jumping around my room yelling, "Yesssss!!!"
Sincerely, otherwise, I would have responded before my battery died.
Dear clueless mom who just told me my scarf looks gay,
Thanks! I found it when I was in the closet!
Sincerely, proud homosexual son.
Dear music teacher,
You say flute, I say snarfblad.
Sincerely, a true and committed, Little Mermaid fan.
You are the only thing I don't want to do.
Sincerely, hormonal teenage boy.
Dear old women shopping at Forever 21,
Forever 41 is next door...
Sincerely, shop your OWN age.
Dear person who just said that "we make a cute couple",
He's my brother.
Sincerely, you disgust me...