Maybe the NFL should deflate your ego and your air-heads!
Sincerely, Free Belichick and Brady!
Great job making your first game about Princess Peach not sexist. She just used the power of uncontrollable emotions to float (happy), burn (angry), cry (sad), and heal (calm) her way to the vibe sceptor.
Dear college roommate,
Please remember that when life gives you lemons I'll bring the salt and tequila!
Sincerely, Partying will always help you forget your woes!
Dear Red Riding Hood,
Thank you for believing in me. I do pride myself on being a convincing cross-dresser.
Sincerely, The Big Bad Wolf
You're not really that bad, i just need something to complain about.
Sincerely, teenagers everywhere.
Where were you when I needed you?
Sincerely, now an atheist.
Dear religious people,
Are you only a good person because you are scared of going to Hell?
Sincerely, a kind, generous and happy unreligious person.
Dear Dora the Explorer fans,
"Explorer" in Spanish is "exploradora". Get it now?
Sincerely, Someone who speaks Spanish, not Spanglish.
Dear weather network,
You are all liars!
Sincerely, On vacation and not prepared!
You can't take our clothes or our style!
The book 1984 was made to criticize totalitarian regimes, not an instruction manual.
Sincerely, freaked out by surveillence drones.
Please stop being such a cockblock.
Sincerely, Horny, but bloody...
Please refrain from breaking out right before Prom.
Sincerely, Panicking and caking on the makeup.
Dear people who want a fat Disney princess,
Would she also have heart problems, bad blood pressure and Diabetes?
Sincerely, Someone who could never look up to her.