Dear Cancer,
Unhand my mother, you bitch.
Dear fashion designers,
Please make colored jeans that aren't skinny jeans.
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Dear everyone,,
Please realize that Chinese isn't the only Asian nationality out there....
Dear Male roommate who spends an hour in the shower,
Please remember there are three of us that need to get ready as well.
Dear atheists,
Not all Christians hate you and think you work with the devil. My husband is atheist.
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Dear People who say they need a valentine for valentine's day,
Some people don't have a mother for Mother's day or a father for father's day
Dear Mom,
Please know I am truely greatful for everything you have done for me. It's my turn to spread my wings and fly. Time to take everything you have ever taught me and make better. I know you have put up with my huge ambitions, my additude, and all of my weird quirks. Thank You for everything. I'll miss you.
Dear idiot riding my bumper behind me,
don't hit me car, don't hit my car, don't hit my car,
Dear people who say disney movies have hidden inappropriate messages,
It's probably just a coincidence
Dear people who say they couldn't live without meat,
If you tried, you could too
Dear Everyone,
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not sensitive about my weight.
Dear Parents,
Please rethink what you you just said.
Dear department stores,
please start carying my bra size
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