I really hope you think red, puffy eyes and a runny nose is attractive.
Sincerely, I cry every time I watch this movie
Dear those who believe you only live once,
Oh really? Well then we'll see about that...
Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
Sincerely, I'm not Christian, but I know this isn't right.
Dear Canadian boys at school,
Yes, I know I have an accent, but you do realize yours is pretty cute too right?
Sincerely, An Australian exchange student who is hanging off every word you say.
Dear Juicy Couture,
$50.00 for a necklace? Uh, heck no. I can get that same necklace at Five Below for $3.00!!
Sincerely, Not worth it
Was it awkward when Andy was getting dressed?
Sincerely, Just curious
Dear girl in my 8th grade class with a brain tumor,
Please know that I cried when I heard that you may not make it in school today. I have always admired you for your compassion, kindness, sweetness, and your braveness. I admired the way you held your bald head high and you didn't care what people thought. You are in all of our thoughts. Just know that you will be missed by greatly.
Sincerely, Your fellow classmate, Emily
When even my autistic little 11 year old sister says to me, "Sissy shouldn't boys like a girl for who they are, not because they wear makeup?" you know there's something wrong with society.
Sincerely, Yes sweetie. Hopefully you'll live in a world like that someday.
No offense, but sometimes I wish you had died as a child or something.
Sincerely, frustrated English student trying to understand you.
Dear Best Friend,
You're a boy, I'm a girl, we play Halo, have sleepovers, play fight and lately you've been hanging around more like a boyfriend than a guy who's just my friend.
Sincerely, Please Just Kiss Me Already
Dear Christian Mom,
Thank you for giving me two dvd's of Ellen and a Rainbow hat for christmas. I thought you'd never accept me.
Sincerely, Your Lesbian Daughter
Alright, she's scared. You can start with the noises now.
Sincerely, Scary Movie
Dear guy friends,
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm attracted to you
Sincerely, We used to be friends
Dear ignorant parents,
My psychologist said I have depression.
Sincerely, no, I'm not just being a moody teenager.