Please stop dressing me up in little outfits.
Sincerely, your cat
Dear people who say they hate their parents,
My parents were verbally abusive and neglectful. I can still say I love and forgive them.
Sincerely, be grateful for what you have and don't forget to forgive.
I never got why some people try to see things either in white or black when it's so often gray.
Dear high school health instructor,
The banned skittles commercial was banned for a reason.
Sincerely, your traumatized students
Please know there air is there so the chips dont break and crumble
Sincerely, potato chip companies
Gay means happy, queer means weird, and fag means cigarette.
Sincerely, so homosexuals are happy weird cigarettes!
Newsflash: Not all Americans speak with a heavy southern accent.
Sincerely, Annoyed Americans.
That 70's Show was aired in 1998. If we made an equivalent show now, it would be called That 90's Show.
Sincerely, 1990 was 23 YEARS AGO...how crazy is that?
Dear teacher saying hi to me in the hall,
I know you are a cool teacher but you are still a teacher.
Sincerely, this is awkward.
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Sincerely, yup that WAS a vocabulary word
Dear Fourth Grade Bully,
Karma's a bitch huh?
Sincerely, I may be a nerd but you're Pregnant at 17.
Dear "No DNA in blood cells" Person,
Please pay better attention in your biology courses. White blood cells carry plenty of DNA for CSI crime analysis. Red blood cells are not the only blood component.
Sincerely, A Hematologist
If you dare call my friend fat again I will castrate you with a machete.
Sincerely, you better sleep with one eye open
Dear boys who complain about girls friend-zoning you or cheating on you,
Look in YOUR friendzone, please
Sincerely, tired of being just a female friend