Dear no filter Instagrammers,
Please stop tagging with #nofilter on your photos. We can all tell by how awful they are.
Dear Nuns,
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Dear society,
Please stop calling Justin Bieber gay. We don't want him either.
Dear Sophia Vergara,
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.
Dear Boys,
Please know that you will win me over by quoting Harry Potter or of course by making the perfect love potion, Amortentia.
Dear poo,
Please come out already!
Dear Eragon,
The only way the past can hurt you is if you dwell on it.
Dear Crushes,
We hope you read these anonymous messages and ask us out.
Dear people of the world,
Every year you unknowingly pass the anniversary of your future death.
Dear teachers,
Winners do use drugs. Lance Armstrong, Michael Phelps, and Charlie Sheen... You're going to have to think of some other way to keep us from using drugs.
Dear Taylor Swift,
With that kind of dating history, have you ever thought that the problem might lie within you?
Dear Creationalists,
Dinosaurs.
Dear people of the world,
Love everyone.
Dear religious people,
If you knew your child would grow up gay, would you allow for abortion then?
Dear those who are unhopeful,
However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there is life, there is hope.
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