Dear people against discrimination,
Please stop reverse-discrimintion because being white is something to be proud of as well!
Sincerely, white person who can't get into "diverse" schools
Dear little kid who invented his own language,
Please never stop.
Sincerely, despite the fact no one but your sister knows what you're, it's still awesome.
Dear everyone arguing about bikinis,
To each their own. Some girls might feel comfortable in bikinis, and some might not. There's no point arguing about it here.
So you wish I was more like that pretty girl at my school who has it all?
Sincerely, did you know she recently found out she was pregnant and can't go to college anymore?
Dear Harry Potter,
Yes, you are the boy who lived, but he was the twin who died.
Sincerely, Why did not name your child after my brother?
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, the Titanic
If you want the same rights that's fine, I have no issue with that. But why do you have to take my name, it's kind of sacred.
Dear People who use "Retarded" as an insult,
My brother has multiple mental disabilities. When you toss around slurs like that, it hurts me.
Dear judgmental Athiest who thinks that he is better than everybody else,
You feel like religious people force their views down everybody's throats? Tell me again (for the thousandth time) how religion is pathetic and how everyone who believes in a god is stupid.
Sincerely, Pissed off Christian who just wishes that people can get along, regardless of their beliefs
Dear family members,
Please know that getting into public Facebook drama is incredibly passive-aggressive. I love you and everything, but please. People you don't even KNOW can see all our dirty laundry!
Sincerely, why are you tagging me? I'm more neutral than Switzerland.
Dear judgmental people,
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I have an inability to gain weight.
Sincerely, I like cookies just as much as you do.
Why can't we just learn to tolerate each other for who we are, and learn to love our differences?
Sincerely, Christian girl proudly dating her Athiest girlfriend
Please contact me with your test results. Mine were negative, but I'd love to know what you exposed me to. Oh, and thanks for accusing me of giving you an STD and then dumping me. You're right, "that shit doesn't just happen", but you didn't get it from me!
Sincerely, your STD free "slut"/ex-girlfriend
Dear little brother,
When I wanted to run away because of how mom was treating me, you were there. When I started cutting because I was being bullied so harshly, you were there. When I was dealing with my bad breakup, you were there. When I needed a brother and I friend, you were there.
Sincerely, your appreciative older sister