Does this proton make my mass look big?
Dear Starbucks Barista,
I'll have a venti mocha cappuccino upside down double blended extra hot two shots of espresso three pumps of vanilla soy milk heavy cream and a tall water.
Sincerely, just kidding! But you should've seen your face
Today in class the girl next to me was trimming her split ends and the two people in front of me were having a breath holding competition.
Sincerely, I'm in med school... Meet your future doctors.
Dear girl in my civics class,
Did you seriously just ask the teacher why Alaska is so cold if it's next to Hawaii?!
Sincerely, Trying to conceal my laughter and wondering how you made it past the 2nd grade at the same time...
That girl you stared at from across the street, slapped your buddy, pointed, then proceded to whistle at. That was me. I dyed my hair. Thanks for the compliment.
Sincerely, bet you want me back now, don't you?
Dear Early Bird,
Good for you! But I got the cheese.
Sincerely, The 2nd Mouse
Dear older brother,
The more you joke about me having guy friends, the more I'll joke about having sex with all of them.
Sincerely, not so funny now is it.
Dear people who ask me why I'm not disruptive in math like I am in my other classes,
My aunt's the teacher.
Sincerely, anything I do will be reported to my mom
Dear people who say words can't hurt you,
I'm in the hospital right now with a broken foot because my little sister dropped the dictionary on it
Sincerely, think again!
Dear girls that are confused about why men like boobs,
Please understand we don't get it either
Sincerely, men everywhere
Don't cross the road- you'll never hear the end of it.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Sincerely, multiple choice tests
You're always trying to find your x.
Sincerely, I don't think she's coming back
Dear High School Bully,
You were right. You're STILL taking my lunch money.
Sincerely, I thought I asked for no mayo