Dear owner,
Please stop dressing me up in little outfits.
Dear people who say they hate their parents,
My parents were verbally abusive and neglectful. I can still say I love and forgive them.
Dear World,
I never got why some people try to see things either in white or black when it's so often gray.
Dear high school health instructor,
The banned skittles commercial was banned for a reason.
Dear people,
Please know there air is there so the chips dont break and crumble
Dear World,
Gay means happy, queer means weird, and fag means cigarette.
Dear Europeans,
Newsflash: Not all Americans speak with a heavy southern accent.
Dear Everyone,
That 70's Show was aired in 1998. If we made an equivalent show now, it would be called That 90's Show.
Dear teacher saying hi to me in the hall,
I know you are a cool teacher but you are still a teacher.
Dear English Teacher,
Yeah, I'm skinny, I don't eat school lunch, but it doesn't mean I'm anorexic. I don't eat lunch because it tastes horrible and I eat at home anyways. My friends consider me VORACIOUS
Dear Fourth Grade Bully,
Karma's a bitch huh?
Dear "No DNA in blood cells" Person,
Please pay better attention in your biology courses. White blood cells carry plenty of DNA for CSI crime analysis. Red blood cells are not the only blood component.
Dear boy,
If you dare call my friend fat again I will castrate you with a machete.
Dear boys who complain about girls friend-zoning you or cheating on you,
Look in YOUR friendzone, please
Dear Indiana Jones theme song,,
Thanks for making studying for biology that much more epic.
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