Dear Pre-Calc teacher,
Yes, I really did ask to go to the bathroom. Do you want me to scream why?!
Dear old lady,
I don't get paid for this at all. Every cent of our ticket fees goes towards paying for our drama department, and we will be lucky to break even charging what we do. So, no, we are not going to give you a senior discount.
Dear Guy who says that no guy wants to just be friends,
Some of my best friends are girls. I put THEM in the friendzone.
Dear stores like Victoria's Secret (and even Walmart),
Please sell lingerie for men. Some girls like tight boxers or tight muscle shirts and some guys want to turn on their ladies.
Dear Facebook,
Explain to me how I can be connected to so many people, and yet feel so alone at the same time.
Dear college kid,
Just because you can't dance doesn't mean you shouldn't.
Dear talkative outgoing girl,
Please stop asking me why I'm so quiet. It makes feel like a freak, and it's definitely not helping.
Dear movie usher,
You check my jacket, but not my friend's backpack?
Dear hot swimmer at friend's pool party,
HnnnngggGGGHNNNGG
Dear younger students stressed about exams,
Please enjoy these years, exams really don't matter! Now excuse me while I go and stress about A Levels
Dear small-chested jealous friend,
Wanna trade?
Dear Disney-loving Friends,
Please understand that because I didn't grow up on those movies, I don't have any emotional connection to them like you do. Stop getting mad at me for 'rewatching' them with you and not liking them. I'm too old to watch them for the first time and like them.
Dear Passerbys giving me dirty looks,
Yes, I am holding a baby that looks like me. Yes, I am with my boyfriend. No, she is not ours...
Dear cat that has too much energy,
Please stop attacking me every time I walk past the bed you're hiding under.
Dear everybody,
I don't care what your gender is.
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