Dear pro-gay marriage people,
Please realize, you're the ones being assholes. 99% of those of us opposing you love gay people, we just don't think there's a right to marry, and past experience tells us this is going to be used to persecute Christians and anyone else who disagrees with homosexuality. Don't believe the government would ever force a church to marry gay people? You probably also thought Obamacare wouldn't force the Catholic Church to provide or perform abortions.
Sincerely, someone who sees where things are going.
Dear teachers telling me "You'll just be their boss one day,",
Sincerely, I don't plan on being a manager at the ghetto McDonalds.
Please don't pressure girls into sending you pictures.
Sincerely, a girl that did and is now grounded and embarrassed
Dear mother in denial,
Please stop pretending like nothings wrong with me. I was hospitalized because I tried to kill myself.
Sincerely, your daughter who's social anxiety is getting out of hand
Dear schools who put "buckle up" signs up,
I would if I could, but I can't
Sincerely, girl on the bus
Dear Microsoft Word,
Please know, I'm fairly certain I spelled my name right, and the red lines are just frustrating me and filling me with SPF doubt.
Sincerely, I know my name is not a word
Dear couple I babysit for,
Please note I gave your son's gold fish a funeral, while you were away
Sincerely, pet sitter, who didn't know the fishes name.
Dear ignorant people,
Please realize that anorexia and bulimia sufferers aren't attention whores. They are people with a real mental disorder.
Sincerely, an anorexic
Dear younger sister,
Thank you for being there for me when no one was. Thank you for picking up the pieces and making me feel beautiful again. Thank you for all the hugs which kept me from falling apart.
Sincerely, elder sister who's proud of her sibling
You're beautiful. Fuck what society says.
Sincerely, tired of all the drama
Go to he'll.
Sincerely, frustrated iPhone users.
Please just leave her alone!
Sincerely, 17 year old who really wants her mom at her wedding one day...
Thanks for everything.
Sincerely, sticking around for a little longer
It's you are welcome, therefore you're welcome.
Sincerely, but thanks for the nice memory tool.