Dear music teacher,
You say flute, I say snarfblad.
Sincerely, a true and committed, Little Mermaid fan.
You are the only thing I don't want to do.
Sincerely, hormonal teenage boy.
Dear old women shopping at Forever 21,
Forever 41 is next door...
Sincerely, shop your OWN age.
Dear person who just said that "we make a cute couple",
He's my brother.
Sincerely, you disgust me...
Dear beer belly ,
Bet you wish you had a six pack, huh?
Sincerely, well you did, but you drank it all.
Dear Charlie Brown,
Wua wua wua wua wua wua wua wua wua wua wua wuwaaaaaaaaaaaa, wuwuwu wua wuwua.
Sincerely, your teacher.
Why are all the princesses only 16 in the movies and marry after only a few days of knowing the prince?
Sincerely, this is why we have 16 And Pregnant.
What do you call your nice dinner plates?
I want you inside of me, so we can shake it all up.
Dear minivan with the TV in the back,
Please stop switching lanes. I was watching that.
Sincerely, distracted driver!
Dear radio alarm clock,
Thanks for waking me up with Eminem. I needed it.
Sincerely, no longer afraid for my final.
Dear girl who tortured me in high school,
You're lucky I'm not mean!
Sincerely, your new boss.
Dear music Industry ,
I can sing love songs, dress myself in meat, and use autotune to make myself sound better.
Sincerely, where do I sign?
Dear. people. who. type. like. this. ,
It. doesn't. make. your. point. any. stronger.
Sincerely, it. just. looks. like. your. computer. has. asthma.