Thank you for providing a temporary solution to my insomnia.
Sincerely, now if only you didn't cause it....
Please explain how you always seem to end up curled up next to me in bed without my noticing how you got here
Sincerely, your very confused owner
Dear divorced parents,
Please stop putting your kids in the middle. It really hurts.
Sincerely, tired of hearing how my daddy is Satan and how my mommy is a bitch....
You are not a thong. You need to accept that fact.
Sincerely, my butt hurts.
Dear kids who always know the gossip,
Well...I saw my teacher and my principal kissing...
Dear "If you can read this thank a teacher.",
I learned to read at 3. I don't think I had teachers at that age...
Sincerely, but I will thank my parents for you.
Please realise that books, movies, tv shows and fictional characters can have a tremendous effect on someone who needs an escape, or someone to look up to and relate to. Not everybody has people to talk to. They may not be real, but they can help.
Sincerely, a frustrated person
Dear guy next to me at the gym,
Are you seriously just blasting your music on speaker on your iPhone?
Sincerely, they're called HEADPHONES
I'll take those lemons now!
Sincerely, broke college student
If you believe that women should care for the household and children while men are working hard, it's okay, because everybody can have their own beliefs. But do me a favor and stop telling me I'll grow up to be a failure in life when I openly tell you I do not intend to have children or get married. And I'd also be pleased if you stopped threatening me with detention if I speak up during your rants, because again, everybody can have their own beliefs, and yours aren't mine.
Sincerely, a believer in equal rights
Dear caring friends,
Please understand that, although I appreciate your advice, "just be happy" is not going to work. Would you tell a diabetic to "just produce insulin".
Sincerely, Depression is a chemical imbalance, not a character flaw
Please yes I PROMISE that this is my natural hair. I know I'm lucky to have those natural "beachy waves".
Sincerely, it's down to my butt, do you really think I have time to curl it every morning?!?!?
I know there are attractive, smart guys on campus. I see them during finals week in hidden corners of the library looking adorable, brows furrowed, studying hard. So why aren't there any in any of my classes?
Sincerely, an engineering girl who wants good hygiene and brains in a man.
I'm really happy that you all have dates to the dance, but can we please talk about something else for a change?
Sincerely, the only one who didn't get asked