Unhand my mother, you bitch.
Sincerely, not about to lose her yet.
Dear fashion designers,
Please make colored jeans that aren't skinny jeans.
Sincerely, size 14 with a sense of style.
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Sincerely, it's not you, it's me.
Please realize that Chinese isn't the only Asian nationality out there....
Sincerely, Korean, Japanese, Thai, Taiwanese, Filipino, Vietnamese, Malaysian......
Dear Male roommate who spends an hour in the shower,
Please remember there are three of us that need to get ready as well.
Sincerely, you spend longer on your hair than I spend showering.
Not all Christians hate you and think you work with the devil. My husband is atheist.
Sincerely, tired of seeing "Dear Christians,"
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Sincerely, your son, brother, or best friend- I'm gay.
Dear People who say they need a valentine for valentine's day,
Some people don't have a mother for Mother's day or a father for father's day
Sincerely, remember that next time you complain about being forever alone
Please know I am truely greatful for everything you have done for me. It's my turn to spread my wings and fly. Time to take everything you have ever taught me and make better. I know you have put up with my huge ambitions, my additude, and all of my weird quirks. Thank You for everything. I'll miss you.
Sincerely, your daughter about to embark on her first journey alone
Dear idiot riding my bumper behind me,
don't hit me car, don't hit my car, don't hit my car,
Dear people who say disney movies have hidden inappropriate messages,
It's probably just a coincidence
Sincerely, why would they do that?
Dear people who say they couldn't live without meat,
If you tried, you could too
Sincerely, annoyed vegetarians
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not sensitive about my weight.
Sincerely, Uncomfortably skinny girl
Please rethink what you you just said.
Sincerely, "No dating until you're married"