Dear Extremists of all types,
Please go somewhere else to wage your wars
Sincerely, Tired of the bombs
Dear facebook friend,
Yes I did just read your post about "testing if your friends read your posts". No I will not reply to confirm it. I don't interact with every post I see, nor will I be manipulated into doing so.
Sincerely, stop fishing for attention
I want to tell you about this amazing boy I have been dating for almost a year now, but it's long distance and you don't believe in those. I want you to support me just once.
Sincerely, a daughter who wants to share her love life but is afraid.
Please learn the difference between there, they're and their; belief and believe; to and too; lose and loose; your and you're; sight and site...
Sincerely, It annoys the living daylights out of all of us who give a damn
Dear person who said "You're only in first year you don't know anything" when I said I had a lot of work,
Please tell that to my three assignments, two essays, two tests, and three books that I have over the next two weeks.
Sincerely, I'm not trying to diminish your experience, don't diminish mine.
Dear Political activist canvasing my neighborhood,
Please understand that while I care about the issues facing our community and would like to make my voice heard, walking into my home unanounced even though the door was unlocked is inapropriate. Proceeding to take offence after I ask you politely to leave is even more unacceptable, especially considering... that I have raging Diarrhea right now.
Sincerely, Get out.
Dear pregnant best friend,
Please know that I absolutely do not hate you. I am however, jealous of you. And as happy as I am for you, I'm sad for me. I hope you could find a way to understand.
Sincerely, infertile and frustrated
Thank you for letting me read the Harry Potter books. Now I know how Sirius felt when he was home with his parents.
Sincerely, your oldest child who moved out
Please forgive me for being a shitty husband. Depression is a bitch and you deserve better, but on the upside you seem to have figured that out too. I'm sorry I wasted 10 years of your life.
Sincerely, I'll show myself out. Goodnight.
Dear Trump protesters,
Protesting is fine. Taking away someone else's platform to speak just because you disagree with him is not fine. Shutting down events and shouting down people with ideas you don't like is not the way to have a reasoned and robust political discourse. I don't like Trump any more than you do, but you are not doing your side any favors with your behavior.
Sincerely, a conservative against Trump
Please I got divorced. I am fine. I AM HAPPY.
Sincerely, I'm done with the questions and sad looks
Please do reaserch on candidates before judging. Just because Tumblr says Donald Trump is stupid doesn't mean he's a bad option.
Sincerely, don't vote "You're a douche" just because you think I'm wrong
Dear math teacher.,
Please stop grading my work. It's for my benefit, and even though you give partial credit for wrong answers, you're counting off on problems I got right because I didn't do my work perfectly.
Sincerely, not happy with a C when the answers are right.
Stop trying to set me up with your ex-boyfriends, it's insulting. It doesn't matter what you think of my choices. I don't care if you think I'll be single my whole life if I don't lose my virginity before marriage. You sleep with every boy you date and about a month later you've broken up. Marriages usually last longer than a month, so my first time will be with a man I'll be with for longer than you've been with any of your boyfriends.
Sincerely, That seems the most sensible option,