I'd tap that
Sincerely, making some maple syrup
I'm not single.
Sincerely, I'm dating a ninja
My new robe is supposed to be holy, not holey.
Sincerely, even nuns have puns.
Dear everyone that says "SAT Test",
What on Earth do you think the 'T' stands for?!
Thank you ever so much for having all 28 of us use sharpies to make a chart that lasted the whole class period.
Sincerely, we walked out so high we saw unicorns
Dear 'I wasn't that drunk!',
Dude, when the intercom came on in the supermarket you fell on your knees yelling, 'God has spoken.'
Sincerely, You were, indeed, that drunk.
Sincerely, Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Dear crush/best guy friend,,
When The teacher yelled at me for putting on makeup in class, thanks for grabbing my compact and eyeliner and whining "But I only have one eye done!!!"
Sincerely, your best friend :D
When I told you that I'm a deep sleeper, I meant it as an explanation for sometimes not hearing my alarm clock right away. I did not mean it as permission for you to have sex with your boyfriend three feet away from me during finals week.
Sincerely, even the deaf couldn't sleep through that!
Dear health teacher,
You paired the only two people up in the class who have never dated anyone, and told them to talk about past relationships?
Dear people looking at me weird,
What? you haven't seen a 14 year old girl with a cape and a viking helmet ride freely on a trike before?
Sincerely, it's Wal-Mart, what did you expect?
Please dont assume that I'm undressing you with my eyes.
Sincerely, just picturing what you'd look like with Dobby ears
Dear monsters inc.,
mike and sully live together, adopted a human, and came out of the closet
Sincerely, draw your own conclusions...
Dear male hikers,
While you are still arguing over who gets to put their tent the flat spot, the only girl in the group has set up her tent, cooked her dinner, and is eating it by the fire she built.
Sincerely, I took the flat spot