Dear supply teachers,
Please realise we are telling the truth when we say our names. They are unfortunately real.
Sincerely, Mia Katt, Jack Goff and Mike Rotch.
Dear Fanny Packs,
I'm sorry that society judges you on your appearance instead of the good that you do.
Sincerely, But they're so convenient!
Dear cat owning friends,
Please don't take it personally when I want to spend a few minutes with your kitty. I miss mine.
Sincerely, Student, so didn't even get to say goodbye.
Dear "weird people",
It's fine to be proud of your weirdness and enjoy things that are a little out there, but listening to Disney music and preferring to read over playing sports doesn't make you superior
Sincerely, live and let live
Dear females of the Duggar family,
Please realize that there is so much more to being a woman than lying on your back and having babies.
Sincerely, a woman who feels so sorry for you
Please stop assuming that I had a baby to stay with you (despite of the fact that I moved away). You are doing him a disservice by holding on to that. He's a perfect little boy, whom you should be proud of. You won't be the only person who regrets that you're taking him for granted.
Sincerely, refused to get another abortion, and happy to be a mom.
People don't have to "come out" as being straight. So why should I be expected to announce my sexual preferences to everyone?
Sincerely, A girl who doesn't want it to be a big deal
No you're not. If you are mildly or even exteremely uncomfortable, that doesn't make it a trigger. Don't call it that, you don't need attention. #uncomfortable idea trigger
Sincerely, real victim
You may identify as male, but you are still biologically female, so no, I'm not being bigoted when I can't sign you up for a prostate exam. The system will literally not allow me to.
Sincerely, the "bitch" receptionist
Please understand that if we are talking about equal rights for everyone, religious rights are included. Just because we aren't supporting something doesn't mean that we despise the people that do.
Sincerely, but we can't please everyone, can we?
Dear girl who almost crashed into my car that all of my family was in and then flipped my dad off at the stoplight because he honked,
Please realize that my dad almost died two weeks ago when another young driver totaled his car by running a red light.
Sincerely, I'd like to keep him a bit longer, please
Dear child who used welfare for its correct purpose,
We are not upset about helping you. It is the druggies who will do nothing but take the free stuff because it is easier than working
Sincerely, so proud that you got out.
Dear Clark Gable,
Do you have a son? Age twenty something, maybe?
Sincerely, the guys round here just aren't measuring up
Please leave me alone. I just want to be happy here.
Sincerely, an Overthinker