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Dear TV shows and movies,
Is it just me who didn't have the "typical" high school experience- falling in love, drinking at every party, having tons of romance? Because despite your many differences, all of you include those plot points.
Dear guy who likes me,
Please, let's do this. What we have here is a miscommunication.
Dear mom,
Please stop calling me a girl. I thought things would get better when I came out but I'm still "your daughter" to you
Dear boyfriend's gorgeous ex-girlfriend,
Please let me have a chance.
Dear people who honk at me,
Please stop, it is really annoying
Dear morning sickness,
Please quit coming at 10:00 pm I would love some sleep tonight
Dear Snapchat,
Please give me the option to replay what I sent to someone so I can remember what I said or know what they screenshoted
Dear Princess Bride movie fans,
Please, PLEASE read the book. It will make you appreciate the movie MORE.
Dear Old Spice,
Please stop making your commercials for housewives... I will wear the deoderant I want and no amount of Old Spice will make me a pro athlete or someone you despise less.
Dear People saying Timon and Pumba are gay,
Having a best friend doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. Please stop bringing children's movies into the controversey of sexual oreinatation.
Dear "cool" kids going to prom,
I will have fun sitting at home. It beats speaking hundreds of dollars on attire and an overpriced ticket.
Dear people refusing to wear deodorant,
Society isn't oppressing you. You just smell bad.
Dear kitty,
NO!!! COME BACK!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Dear people who have opinions,
How is it that you care enough about things to have opinions? And to argue about them with total strangers, many of whom probably have bad teeth?
Dear client,
Please stop calling every day for a case update. Nothing has changed since yesterday!
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