Dear TV shows and movies,
Is it just me who didn't have the "typical" high school experience- falling in love, drinking at every party, having tons of romance? Because despite your many differences, all of you include those plot points.
Sincerely, why is every on-camera high school like that?
Dear guy who likes me,
Please, let's do this. What we have here is a miscommunication.
Sincerely, girl who likes you too
Please stop calling me a girl. I thought things would get better when I came out but I'm still "your daughter" to you
Sincerely, your wonderful SON.
Dear boyfriend's gorgeous ex-girlfriend,
Please let me have a chance.
Sincerely, you're the idiot who let him go
Dear people who honk at me,
Please stop, it is really annoying
Sincerely, the runner that almost jumped out of his shoes
Dear morning sickness,
Please quit coming at 10:00 pm I would love some sleep tonight
Sincerely, exhausted mommy to be
Please give me the option to replay what I sent to someone so I can remember what I said or know what they screenshoted
Sincerely, Forgetful and parinoid
Dear Princess Bride movie fans,
Please, PLEASE read the book. It will make you appreciate the movie MORE.
Sincerely, Plus, there's more backstory for Inigo and Fezzik.
Dear Old Spice,
Please stop making your commercials for housewives... I will wear the deoderant I want and no amount of Old Spice will make me a pro athlete or someone you despise less.
Sincerely, Axe doesn't work either.
Dear People saying Timon and Pumba are gay,
Having a best friend doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. Please stop bringing children's movies into the controversey of sexual oreinatation.
Sincerely, not homophobic, just tired of hearing people use my childhood movie to fight their own battles...
Dear "cool" kids going to prom,
I will have fun sitting at home. It beats speaking hundreds of dollars on attire and an overpriced ticket.
Sincerely, watching Disney movies at home in my PJ's
Dear people refusing to wear deodorant,
Society isn't oppressing you. You just smell bad.
Sincerely, it's not "natural musk", it's body odor.
NO!!! COME BACK!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Sincerely, I'm sorry for stepping on you :(
Dear people who have opinions,
How is it that you care enough about things to have opinions? And to argue about them with total strangers, many of whom probably have bad teeth?