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Dear driver with a "Love Animals Don't Eat Them" bumper sticker,
I do love animals. Especially pigs.
Dear Newton,
I kind of wish the tree fell on your head instead of the apple... no offense.
Dear Long-Distance Boyfriend,
I love you a bunch and I miss you, but I can't help thinking there might be a couple of benefits to the whole "long-distance" thing...
Dear Walgreens,
Thanks for putting the condoms across the aisle from the baby supplies. you made my day.
Dear robber,
Please note that the door you just kicked in was locked for your protection, not mine.
Dear Americans,
America ranks third in a list of countries that like America....
Dear America,
You know obesity is a problem when the scariest thing is called slender man
Dear college roommate ,
When you told me "I brought 10 pairs of underwear so I'd only have to do laundry every 2 weeks" I got a little worried.
Dear person who said sports make guys 600% hotter,
Please realize boys in Marching band are really good with their fingers and mouths
Dear "YOLO",
Well... This is awkward.
Dear Seeing Is Believing,
I must not believe in anything then.
Dear world,
No no no, guys...I said I hate FIGS!
Dear Ginny Weasley,
It's a journal, not a diary.
Dear paranoid lady down the street,
No, my freckles are not there to keep track of all my visits with Satan.
Dear Once Upon a Time fans,
If loving Prince Charming makes you a Charmer, what does loving Captain Hook make you?
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