Dear math teacher,
Please stop having us write full papers on our feelings. It's really pretty weird.
Sincerely, frustrated student who's in this for MATH, not English
Dear friend who used to check under my bracelets every day,
I miss you
Sincerely, not upsetting you was my secret motivation not to hurt myself
Dear male friend who likes our mutual female friend,
Please, just get together. The tension is irritating all of us to death. Just please man up, she likes you too!
Sincerely, all your friends who are tired of watching you two
Please tell me what has changed. You liked me when I was just weird, you stuck by me when I was self- diagnosed. I really need you right now, believe me, it's harder for me than it is for you.
Sincerely, a girl recently diagnosed with Aspergers who sits alone at lunch now
I haven't smoked in at least 6 years. You aren't even aware that I've gotten married. How in the world did you find out my new address?
Sincerely, And everyone is scared of the NSA.
Dear new friends,
Please be patient with me. I'm still learning how to interact with people, so if I do or say something that's inappropriate, or seem really shy and withdrawn sometimes, be kind about it. With your help, I'll improve a little every day.
Sincerely, your new friend trying to overcome severe social phobia.
Dear Australian who likes cold weather,
Please I would love to swap with you! Just set a date and I'll switch with you then.
Sincerely, an American.
Dear 17 year old who just asked me if the USA Declaration of Independence was "the thing about fireworks",
Well, you've really outdone yourself in stupidity.
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept the fact that none of us are going to pay attention if you try to teach us stuff the day before break.
Sincerely, You should seriously just put on a movie or something
Dear teenager living next door,
Please keep singing when you take your dog out at night. My windows are usually open, and it brightens my day so much evey time I hear you singing. Please never stop, your voice is so beautiful and you need to share it with the world, even if it isn't perfect, even if it's only with one neighbor every night who you've never even realized has listened. Hearing your voice makes me so happy.
Sincerely, the neighbor across the cul de sac
Dear people who question why they can't talk during a fire drill because the fire can't hear them,
You do realize that if you talked during an actual fire, you would be in danger of smoke inhalation, right?
Sincerely, that is fatal, in case you were wondering...
Dear School Architects,
Please don't design the two buildings on campus to be exact replicas of each other, but then have the men's and women's bathrooms switch sides in the hallway.
Sincerely, I swear I did not walk in there on purpose
Dear people who think it's awkward seeing their teacher buying condoms at a club grocery shopping etc.,
Newsflash: teachers are people too.
I forgot it was crazy hair day, but thanks.
Sincerely, my hair tie broke, trust me I wasn't trying for the craziest hair.