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Dear "you look so much like your sister",
That's funny....
Dear popular guy at my school dating the quiet bookworm.,
Please never break up.
Dear bladder,
Please stop bursting 3 seconds before I get to the bathroom.
Dear girls who go to the bathroom together,
We're pretty sure you have epic battles against trolls and badguys in there. That's why you never go in alone.
Dear school uniform,
You may suck, but you save me an hour in the morning looking for an outfit.
Dear teachers,
When you ask us to put our heads down for a minute... don't expect us to wake back up...
Dear teacher who said we can bring in a 3x5 note card with notes on it,
You may have wanted to be a little more specific.
Dear little sister,
NO! You WILL watch the Lion King and you WILL love it!
Dear "money can't buy happiness",
Just bought 10 yards of bubble wrap with one dollar.
Dear flashcards,
You have become my only friends.
Dear math textbook,
Please keep trying to be culturally diverse.
Dear Lily,
Remember that time you touched my hair in fifth year? I haven't washed it since.
Dear great grandma,
No, I do not own any slaves...
Dear teacher,
The reason I was late to class today was because yesterday you said that I should use the restroom in-between classes.
Dear math book makers,
I'm pretty sure if I bought 60 boxes of pencils and 10 boxes of pens and arranged them all into triangles, I would be a social outcast.
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