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Dear Grandma,
When the GPS is giving you directions, don't try to make small talk with it.
Dear children,
Never take candy from strangers... unless it's Halloween.
Dear friends on my computer,
Please stop trying to guess the password to my Facebook account.
Dear Airport security ,
Was is necessary to swab the inside of my cast in case of microscopic bombs?
Dear girl I just said "You look nice today" to,
No, you look nice EVERY day, but you look extra-nice today...no, you look extra-nice EVERY day, but you look special today...no, you look special EVERY day, but...
Dear Nintendo 64,
Thank you for still working after all these years.
Dear elevator scenes in movies,
How long of an elevator are you riding?
Dear AP Calculus,
It was easier to understand Inception...
Dear movie makers,
Some movies just wouldn't be the same without British accents.
Dear ignorant,
When I tell you that I am from New Mexico please do not ask me why I speak English.
Dear McDonalds,
No one wants to eat lunch at 10:30 in the morning.
Dear dad,
It is not necessary to greet my boyfriend at the door in your karate uniform, your regular clothes will be fine.
Dear light switch,
Why must you be so close to the garbage disposal switch?
Dear mom,
Yes, a four hour nap is feasible...
Dear girls who cake their face in makeup,
Please stop, you're supposed to taste the rainbow, not wear it.
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