Dear "you look so much like your sister",
That's funny....
Sincerely, adopted.
Dear popular guy at my school dating the quiet bookworm.,
Please never break up.
Sincerely, you're setting a wonderful example.
Dear bladder,
Please stop bursting 3 seconds before I get to the bathroom.
Sincerely, so close... yet so far.
Dear girls who go to the bathroom together,
We're pretty sure you have epic battles against trolls and badguys in there. That's why you never go in alone.
Sincerely, boys.
Dear school uniform,
You may suck, but you save me an hour in the morning looking for an outfit.
Sincerely, optimist.
Dear teachers,
When you ask us to put our heads down for a minute... don't expect us to wake back up...
Sincerely, sleepy students.
Dear teacher who said we can bring in a 3x5 note card with notes on it,
You may have wanted to be a little more specific.
Sincerely, coming in with a 3 foot x 5 foot note card.
Dear little sister,
NO! You WILL watch the Lion King and you WILL love it!
Sincerely, I am babysitting, I make the rules!
Dear "money can't buy happiness",
Just bought 10 yards of bubble wrap with one dollar.
Sincerely, your argument invalid.
Dear flashcards,
You have become my only friends.
Sincerely, studying for the SATs.
Dear math textbook,
Please keep trying to be culturally diverse.
Sincerely, a girl who loves reading about how Shaniqua, Juan, Mulan, and Johnny split their pizza.
Dear Lily,
Remember that time you touched my hair in fifth year? I haven't washed it since.
Sincerely, Severus Snape.
Dear great grandma,
No, I do not own any slaves...
Sincerely, we're in the 21st century!
Dear teacher,
The reason I was late to class today was because yesterday you said that I should use the restroom in-between classes.
Sincerely, ...problem?
Dear math book makers,
I'm pretty sure if I bought 60 boxes of pencils and 10 boxes of pens and arranged them all into triangles, I would be a social outcast.
Sincerely, anonymous.
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