Dear yoga pants,
Please keep up the good work.
Dear period,
I guess I like you better than I thought!
Dear penguins,
Sorry about the whole "not being able to fly" situation.
Dear Americans,
Please stop asking us to come to America. You just want us to say 'apricots' and 'blimey,' or talk like the characters from Harry Potter.
Dear Tic Tacs,
Do you have to be in the loudest container ever?
Dear surgeons,
I know that you play music in the operating room, but PLEASE don't play "Another One Bites the Dust" when you operate on me.
Dear parents and principals,
Why did I get expelled for drinking? You said I needed to prepare for college.
Dear jeans,
YOU FIT YESTERDAY!
Dear people who cough while holding lit cigarettes,
Something is wrong with this picture...
Dear period,
At least girls don't hate me...
Dear Smurfs,
What color do you turn if you are choking?
Dear Medicaid users,
You can't afford health insurance but you can show up to the emergency room in brand new Nikes and Sean John clothing?
Dear children,
Please stop seeing how long you can hold your breath at the bottom of the pool.
Dear history teacher,
Please stop talking about your pregnancy. I've decided that I really do want to learn about the Civil War.
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