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Dear english teacher,
Why, yes, I CAN go to the bathroom.
Dear religion,
There never will be an "us."
Dear school,
I see you removed all the games from the computer but left Paint...
Dear guys,
Believe me, call us beautiful and we'll treat you like a king.
Dear best friend's new boyfriend,
Just FYI, I keep duct tape, a shovel, rope and gloves in my car, and I watch plenty of NCIS to know how to make it look like an accident.
Dear older folks,
If you want us young adults to respect you, you need to respect us as well.
Dear women everywhere,
Good men are hard to find.
Dear house,
How come you only make strange, unrecognizable noises when I'm home alone?
Dear food labels,
Serving size is 1/4 of cookie? Who the hell eats only 1/4 of a cookie?
Dear boys who say they like girls without makeup,
I think you mean you like naturally beautiful girls without makeup.
Dear parents,
Texting + Facebook= Textbook... so yes, I am studying.
Dear people,
If we go off, you hate us. If we don't go off, you hate us. We can't win.
Dear boy who broke my heart,
I am the youngest of four siblings; I'm also the only girl...
Dear exchange student in my biology class,
It's "organism" not "orgasm."
Dear girl at school in PJ pants,
So you didn't have time to slip on decent pants but somehow managed to straighten your hair and put on makeup?
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