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Dear Wizards of Waverly Place,
You can write a report on a book you never read? That's not magic...
Dear Nightmare Before Christmas,
So are you a Halloween or Christmas movie?
Dear far away boyfriend,
You should really clean up before we video chat...
Dear Kindle,
Guess what doesn't die during class when you need it the most?
Dear little sister,
FU...SHI....CUN...BIT... OUCH!!!!
Dear Youtube,
Thank you for distracting me from my math homework, english essay, spanish project and band music.
Dear only child,
If you can't understand how someone could love a person dearly and want to rip their head off at the same time, obviously you've never had siblings.
Dear physics/AP calculus teacher,
Please double check your work, you added my test up wrong.
Dear little brother,
Yes, we know you like girls... but that does not make you a lesbian.
Dear Australian exchange student,
Thank you for telling all of those girls that your pet dingo ate your platypus.
Dear girl,
It's not a coincidence we finish packing up our bags and end up walking out of class together...
Dear Pencil,
I put you down like 2 seconds ago...
Dear girl who said I look slutty without a bra,
I just had surgery on my lung and have all the stitches in my side.
Dear genealogy-obsessed aunt,
You're telling me we're descendants of Scottish royalty?
Dear girls,
When we offer you our coats, just take them.
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