Please understand that saying all Muslim people are terrorists is like saying all Americans are like the people on Jersey Shore.
Sincerely, Sane People
Dear Secular World and Every Guy I've Been On A Date With,
Please stop being so appalled that I'm 24 and have chosen to remain a virgin until marriage. It's not a disease, and I'm fully aware of what I'm "missing out" on.
Sincerely, Clean Vagina
Dear eating disorder,
I can look in a mirror and feel beautiful without you now.
Sincerely, stronger than ever.
Dear War on Terror,
Please end. I'd like to come home soon.
Sincerely, a soldier who misses his family
Dear flat chested girls,
Please don't give up. We exist.
Sincerely, Guys who like small boobs
Thank you for continuing to hold my hand when the man on the subway started yelling that "all fags will burn in hell." I love you.
Sincerely, your boyfriend.
Dear little sister,
I am so glad I took you to the library to help you learn sign language so you could befriend the deaf kid at school.
Sincerely, just watched you sign "I do" to him.
Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
Sincerely, lets just all live and let live