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Dear America,
Please understand that saying all Muslim people are terrorists is like saying all Americans are like the people on Jersey Shore.
Dear Secular World and Every Guy I've Been On A Date With,
Please stop being so appalled that I'm 24 and have chosen to remain a virgin until marriage. It's not a disease, and I'm fully aware of what I'm "missing out" on.
Dear eating disorder,
I can look in a mirror and feel beautiful without you now.
Dear War on Terror,
Please end. I'd like to come home soon.
Dear flat chested girls,
Please don't give up. We exist.
Dear boyfriend,
Thank you for continuing to hold my hand when the man on the subway started yelling that "all fags will burn in hell." I love you.
Dear little sister,
I am so glad I took you to the library to help you learn sign language so you could befriend the deaf kid at school.
Dear racist,
Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
Dear world,
Contrary to popular belief, I don't hate homosexuals.
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