Dear girls everywhere,
Bruno Mars may take one grenade for you, but we take hundreds every day and expect nothing in return.
Sincerely, guys in the army.
Dear 16 and Pregnant,
I'm 15 and I have cancer. Where's my TV show?
Sincerely, I struggle too.
Dear boyfriend 2 years older than me.,
When I turned 18, your didn't ask to have sex with me. When I turned 19, you didn't ask me to run away with you because I was finished highschool. When I turned 21, you didn't ask me to go out drinking and clubbing with you. And when I turned 26 and asked you why you never asked these things, you simply knelt down, pulled out a velvet box and smiled, saying, "There are more important questions to ask you at the moment..."
Sincerely, I do!
No matter where I go in life, who I get married to, how much time I spend with guys, how much I love my boyfriend, you'll always be my number one man.
Sincerely, your little girl.
Real heroes don't wear capes or underwear over their pants. They wear combat boots and dog tags.
Sincerely, we love our soldiers.
Not everyone who supports gay marriage is gay. Can't a girl support human rights without being called a lesbian?
Dear uptight homophobic people,
Charlie Sheen can make a "porn family," Kelsey Grammar can end a 15 year marriage over the phone, Larry King can be on divorce number nine, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage, and Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE. Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage? Really?
Sincerely, Get over yourselves.
We are still thinking of you. <3
Sincerely, the World.
Dear cute old couple,
Thank you for being so adorable and for showing us that love isn't overrated.
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's.
Sincerely, be glad we're all different.
Thanks for reminding me I'm beautiful in sweatpants :).
Dear beautiful girl who only ever dated idiot jocks,
Thanks for giving a nerd a chance.
Sincerely, your loving husband.
Please pull your pants up. This style should have died when it started in 1993. Get a job too.
Sincerely, a taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5 illegitimate children.
Dear female population,
Your body isn't disgusting, society is.
Sincerely, size twelve is not fat.