Dear America,
It's really okay, I totally understand how my marriage to the man I've loved and have been faithful to for 15 years would lessen the quality of wholesome, heterosexual marriages like Britney Spears' vegas wedding.
Sincerely, Love and Glitter, A Gay Man
Dear those who lost their lives on 9-11,
We will never forget you.
Sincerely, the world.
Dear Boyfriend in Georgia,
I love you.
Sincerely, Your girlfriend in California :)
Dear daddy,
Today I am getting married. You would have really loved Josh... He serves our country like you did. I know you would have liked a guy in the Navy but he is a great Marine. He loves me, treats me right and is everything you were. It's days like these that I really wished you could have made it home from Iraq. I love you and miss you...
Sincerely, forever, your little girl.
Dear Abercrombie,
Please stop making sizes for people who only exist on runways. Your X-Small wouldn't even fit my dog.
Sincerely, Teen who is comfortable in her body
Dear boy who just called me gay,
Standing up for gay rights does not make me gay, the same way supporting African American rights does not make me African American, and supporting animal rights doesn't make me an animal. But that does make you an idiot and a douche bag.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Fred,
Remember when we put our names in the goblet of fire? I wish that hadn't been the only time we saw each other old.
Sincerely, missing you, George.
Dear Irish, British and Aussie guys,
Please, please, please come to America on foreign exchange programs. We love you and your sexy accents.
Sincerely, American girls
Dear mom,
Please realize that skin color doesn't matter in a relationship.
Sincerely, I love him.
Dear Sesame Street,
Please go back to the way you were, when oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.
Sincerely, Sick of political correctness
Dear men and women of the armed forces,
Please realize that while not all of us support war, we still support you.
Sincerely, thank you.
Dear Ladies,
We aren't that hard to find. We're in the friend zone, right where you left us.
Sincerely, Nice Guys
Dear Molly,
I will be watching over your Fred just as you have been watching over my Harry.
Sincerely, Lily.
Dear people who just need a smile,
:)
Sincerely, we all need some love sometimes.
Dear Honest Person,
Thank you for finding my wallet in the parking lot and driving to my house to return it. You give the human race hope.
Sincerely, Thankful
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