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Dear Honest Person,
Thank you for finding my wallet in the parking lot and driving to my house to return it. You give the human race hope.
Dear mom and dad,
Please stop shouting at each other and take a look at your daughter. You can see the scars on her arms, right?
Dear awful children,
Please don't ditch your mother or father in this nursing home and then never call, write, or visit. I give them their medications, change their soiled incontinence products and clean their bodies, cook their meals, feed them, clean their "home," and come in on my days off to spend time with them because they are unbearably lonely... but my presence is no substitute for yours.
Dear nerdy girl who someone laughed at in class today,
Starcraft tonight?
Dear everyone who said I wouldn't be able to finish high school with a baby,
You were wrong.
Dear son,
You didn't have to be so afraid to tell us you were gay. We've known since you were 5 and wore heels around the house for weeks.
Dear sister,
Thanks for being there when no one else was. I owe you my life.
Dear "friends",
Yes, I remember when we agreed "bros before hoes." ...but she's not a hoe, she's the love of my life.
Dear world,
The original voices of Minnie and Mickey mouse got married!
Dear Mom,
He's kind, generous, listens to me when I talk, remembers what I say, treats me how a woman should be treated, cares for me whe I'm sick, is my best friend, and loves me. What should it matter that my boyfriend is black?
Dear society,
What have you done to make my girlfriend think she isn't beautiful?
Dear President Obama,
I don't envy you one bit. No matter what you do, people hate you and make your life hell. Everything you do is worse than Hitler according to someone, and someone will always shout that you're the single worst thing to ever happen to this country- including civil war, the Great Depression, incredible financial debt, and the countless shameful displays of utter disrespect for humanity (read: killing Native Americans for being there first, African slavery, Japanese-American detention camps, Muslim degredation, anti-marriage for gays). I just wanted to tell you not to give up. Nobody can change this country in eight years, let alone four, but you're nudging us in the right direction, and for that, you deserve applause.
Dear icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...
Dear over-weight girl in the bikini,
Teach me your ways...
Dear USA,
Why is it that 25 states allow 1st cousins to marry but only 6 states allow gay marriage?
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