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Dear people who don't like feminism,
Like it or not, finding out I'm a feminist is not an opportunity for you to call me a "feminazi". My great grandparents were murdered during the Holocaust after their home was burned down. I am a proud, 3rd generation Jewish American feminist and comparing me to the group that murdered my family and millions of others is completely unacceptable. You say feminists are crazy and turn around and compare us to fucking Nazis... check yourself
Dear people who think LGBT people are always tolerant,
Sadly, they aren't. When I was a teenager I questioned my sexuality and thought I was a lesbian before realising I wasn't. Since then, I've met some LGBT people who think I'm a lesbian but pretending to be straight, and they won't listen when I try to tell them I'm not, and some of the most misogynistic people I've ever met are gay men. But most of the straight people I've met think that every LGBT person ever is perfect and tolerant of everyone, and saying otherwise is "homophobic".
Dear humans,
That's enough now - knock it off. I said LOVE each other.
Dear people accusing me of being heartless,
When a terrorist act happens, I try to acknowledge as little coverage of it as I can. Its not because I don't care - I am heartbroken like everybody else. I simply want to stop seeing so many news articles about it because I feel they encourage more people to commit such acts, knowing they will be made imfamous on the news. As the internet allows us to report news in much greater volumes, so too it seems has the number of terrorist acts grown, and the severity is getting worse, as though they are trying to outdo each other. By denying them this, hopefully we can discourage it from happening again.
Dear Usa,
Please Undestad that it baffles me that you take pride in stories of people paying it forward, or helping the "underdog" to the point where you literally make movies about it. Yet refuse to do so on a wider scale by using tax dollars for health benefits etc...
Dear World,
Please know dreams do come true. After four grueling years of undergrad, working and commuting and studying and sacrifices, I'm now starting medical school in a month, and just got offered a full-ride scholarship from the US Army. I'm well on my way to achieving my goal of being an Army primary care physician, and couldn't be more excited!
Dear Impatient Customer,
Please stop getting upset when I ask you multiple questions at the register, including if you want to add on anything or for your phone and email to receive coupons. Corporate says we have to ask. I have no say in the matter.
Dear Sister,
Please realize that your boyfriend is not going to change. You've given him multiple chances, but he continues to treat you like shit. You have a five-year-old son who is starting to think it's okay to treat girls the way your boyfriend treats you.
Dear dreamers,
Please know that romance does exist. Today, my boyfriend told me that I was a better catch than any of his Pokemon.
Dear Pokemon Go,
Please buy better servers.
Dear people who don't understand what feminism means,
Please understand that we don't hate men!! We just want equal rights (ie. equal pay, etc). We are also not all the same, so please don't generalize and make stereotypes about us. We just want what is right.
Dear people of the internet,
I really need a hug. I'd turn to my family, but they/we're not the physical or emotional sort of people, and it is just downright pathetic to have to ask... not to mentioned it will be rather half-hearted from their side. But life isn't very good right now and I need a hug bad. And a cookie.
Dear wife,
Please stop being mad at me whenever I don't support you when you say something stupid. I love you, and always will, but your opinions are your own and I don't have to sound stupid just to be supportive.
Dear American citizens old enough to vote,
Whether you're Democrat or Republican can we agree that Trump and Clinton are both nucking futs? I'd rather see the president from "Independnce Day" on the ballot.
Dear NRA and other gun supporters,
Please stop using Venezuela as an example of what happens when you regulate firearms. The country has corrupt police run by corrupt politicians, crippling poverty from a broken economy with massive inflation, and is a haven for criminal organisations like drug cartels. It is in no way comparable to the US. Regulation also does not mean an outright ban.