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Dear people who think only white people are racist,
There's a black history month. If there was a white history month, that would be considered racist. There are Facebook pages titled, "I love being black!" if there was an "I love being white!" one, that would be racist. There are scholarships for college you can receive simply by being black. I don't see any scholarships for being white. It's not okay for a white person to call a black person the N word, but it's perfectly acceptable to call a white person a "cracker."
Dear people who complain about boyfriends being "sexist",
He pays for movies, dinner, presents, gas, holds me when I'm cold, makes the first move, gives into my smile, holds the door for me, and calls me beautiful DAILY.
Dear douche bag who called me a prude,
I'm not playing hard to get, I AM hard to get. See the difference?
Dear Victoria's Secret,
If you are going to charge $52 for a bra, I want the wings to go with it.
Dear mugger,
I've been a karate instructor for the past 63 years.
Dear men,
Please wear suits more often. It is probably the sexiest thing ever.
Dear little cousin who's having a Harry Potter birthday party,
Thank you.
Dear men,
Suits are to women what lingerie is to men.
Dear 8 year olds,
Please get off of Facebook, return your Blackberry, stop watching MTV, stop making out with guys and go back to hop-scotch, Dora and worrying about cooties.
Dear Microsoft Word,
That's a word, I swear!
Dear Asians,
Please stop getting offended when I don't know what nationality you are.
Dear "I don't understand why girls get special bathroom privileges",
Please let me know when you have to worry about bleeding through your pants. When that day comes, I'm sure teachers will let you go to the bathroom too.
Dear boys,
I'm not playing hard to get, I'm actually just oblivious to your advances.
Dear JK. rowling,
Please write and release "Hogwarts - A History."
Dear gym teacher,
Why don't you get out here and run with us!?
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