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Dear Religious People,
I apologize to you for the athiests who treat you like shit. We aren't all like that. I am an athiest, and I vow to NEVER try to stop you from believing in God or think you're of lesser intelligence. I may have different beliefs (or lack thereof) than you, but I respect you as much as any other human being.
Dear people hating on feminists,
Please understand those who are hating on men are not true feminists. The feminist movement is not about women being better than men or men being horrible people, its about the genders being equal. That's it. It means that women should be able to stay at home or work, and have the same rights. Feminism means a woman can wear a suit and no make up if she wants, or a dress and a face full of make up. It also means a man can do the same exact things. If a man wants to stay at home, he can without getting made fun of. I would even go so far as to see a man should be able to wear a dress and make up without being judged.
Dear males,
Please remember that girls have the right to say no. We also have the right to say yes. There is no need to complain about being friend-zoned or call a girl a slut.
Dear society,
Learn what racism actually is. My younger sister was raped by a man who happened to be black. She gave a description of her rapist to the police in the hope he'll be caught before he attacks another woman, and suddenly people accused her of being racist. Racism is "discrimination against someone based on their race".
Dear "Violence is always wrong",
My neck still hurts from the last time I tried to kill myself. And when I came back from the hospital, the first thing I heard was: "So you didn't manage to kill yourself this time either? No wonder your mommy's ashamed of you!"
Dear people who think chivalry means holding doors,
The other night, my car broke down on an empty gas station. A man stopped and offered to help, but being a mechanic myself, I told him I'd got it. Then, he noticed a suspicious-looking gang moving in our direction, and so he told me he'd stay until I was done. That, my dear friends, is true chivalry.
Dear Cancer:,
Dear gamer girls/guys/other,
You can call yourself a gamer if you enjoy playing video games. It doesn't matter if you play Halo, the Sims, Mortal Kombat, Lego Harry Potter, Clash of Clans, Undertale, Five Nights at Freddy's, flash games, or Nintendogs. Don't let other people say you're not a true gamer just because you don't play their favorite game.
Dear other military significant others who submit regularly to this site,
Seriously it's not a pissing contest. Telling some girl to be thankful her boyfriend's not deployed isn't going to lessen your pain. It's not impossible to deal with a deployment either. It sucks, but it's part of this life and we all just have to deal with it. Instead of trying to tear someone down just because they're at a different stage in their life with their husband's career, or trying to negate someone's pain just because you feel yours is worse, we should be lifting each other up and supporting each other.
Dear 'friend zoned guy friend',
How is it my fault that as soon as you met me you 'potential girlfriend' zoned me? I just wanted to be mates...
Dear Some Christians,
No no no....the Bible doesn't say to hate gays; it says to love your neighbor as yourself. It's fine to disagree, but never hate.
Dear best friend who recently came out of the closet,
No, I don't care about your sexual orientation. No, I'm not going judge you. Yes, I am a devoted Christian. Yes, I still love you.
Dear feminists,
Please stop getting mad at me covering up my skin. I am not a slut shamer, a victim-blamer, or a rape apologist. I just don't like showing that that much skin. You can show as much skin as you want. Just accept that I don't want to.
Dear Random guy with a gun,
Thanks for saving my life from that guy with a knife who tried to stab me in the ally way
Dear high school football team,
Thanks for encouraging me even though you could all run circles around me. Thanks for cheering me on as I finished the mile last and rejoined the line. Thanks for helping me through my transformation from couch potato to lineman. I couldn't ask for a better team, and I promise not to let you down.