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Dear 3 year old in the back row yelling responses to the priest's rhetorical questions,
Please continue. It's so entertaining.
Dear boyfriends,,
Only we are supposed to hook up behind your girlfriend's back.
Dear Teenage Daughters,
Why does your sweatshirt say "love pink" when it's not pink?
Dear Age Is Just A Number,
Oh really?
Dear poets,
I put the "Poe" in Poem.
Dear Grades,
Get well soon.
Dear boy from my drama club,
You're smart, funny, talented, good-looking, an extremely nice person, and you're single.
Dear Edward Cullen,
You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.
Dear Environmental Protection Agency,
Please add me to your list of endangered species.
Dear Apple company,
When I typed in "Voldemort" spellcheck changed it to "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"...
Dear braces,
It's almost our 3 year anniversary and you've changed me so much... for the better. But you've caused me a lot of pain and you're very clingy. I'm getting tired of you. I think it's time we part.
Dear person trying to be politically correct by calling me "African-American",
Actually, I'm from Haiti...
Dear male hikers,
While you are still arguing over who gets to put their tent the flat spot, the only girl in the group has set up her tent, cooked her dinner, and is eating it by the fire she built.
Dear Mom,
Of ALL the names in the world...you had to chose THIS one?
Dear regular people,
Ok, you caught us. We've already invented a flying car. However, we are waiting to release it until you can handle driving on the ground.
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