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Dear Men,
If you consider a woman to be less pure after you touch her, maybe you should take a look at your hands.
Dear people of the internet,
A PSA: If you get drunk and have sex with another drunk person, that's not rape, that's just bad decision making because they couldn't consent either. If you are ever in the regrettable position of wishing you hadn't done that, please don't try to report it as a rape because that's how we create a culture where actual rape victims get dismissed as lying. I'm sorry you're embarrassed, but handle it like a grownup.
Dear boys who say makeup is false advertising,
I was unaware that my face was for sale.
Dear people,
Please realize it's okay for men and anyone who is attracted to women to say they prefer women to look a certain way. What's NOT okay is for them to demand that all girls look that way. I prefer guys with blue eyes but I don't demand all guys have blue eyes.
Dear Everyone,
Please stop being hypocritical. Hating on the white skinned people is racist too.
Dear fellow Christians,
Christ said to love your neighbors. He acted as a servant towards others, the manifestation of God's love. Don't think yourself higher than others, please.
Dear people who want diversity in stories,
Diversity is all well and good, but please make sure it's believable and there's a good reason for it. A black character in a story set in 17th century Norway or 18th century Scotland is highly unlikely.
Dear Donald Trump,
Please Stop, if you become president, the rest of the world will murder all of our faces.
Dear parents,
I won't have an abortion no matter how much you try to force me into it. My baby didn't ask to be conceived through rape, and it's not fair to punish it for its father's crime. I know you don't think I can raise a child, but you know that I've read every parenting book I can get my hands on, so you should accept that I know *something* of what's ahead.
Dear people who tell me what to do with my uterus,
Shut it.
Dear everyone who doesn't believe they're beautiful,
Please remember that the butterfly can't see its own wings
Dear atheists,
Please stop trying to push your belief on me if you don't want me to do the same
Dear fossil,
Please get used to the fact that when you continue to use the phrase "little girl" to refer to ADULT female professionals, I will continue to calmly and bluntly correct you. If this makes you mad enough to hasten out of my home mid-sentence, so be it.
Dear all lives matter,
No one's saying they don't. But non-black people aren't getting shot in the street by cops for their race. If a person says to feed the starving kids in Africa do you go up to them and tell them all kids need to be fed???
Dear people who want the drinking age to remain 21,
From my experience, the drinking age doesn't stop 18 year-olds from drinking. It only stops them from getting medical attention when they desperately need it.
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