Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Sincerely, I regret nothing!
Dear Atheist Friend,
Thank you for not arguing with me about religion and supporting me in my beliefs. It's nice to have a friend who will just talk about TV, movies, classic literature, and grammar without talking about religion.
Sincerely, your Mormon friend
Dear guys of the world,
Do you not realize that a tailored suit is one of THE most attractive things you could wear?
Sincerely, that was the sound of my throwing my panties across the room
Saying all Muslims are like ISIS is about as logical as saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist idiots. There are kind Muslims and evil Muslims. There are kind Christians and evil Christians. For that matter, there are kind atheists and evil atheists.
Sincerely, Let's see individual PEOPLE and not stereotypes!
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Sincerely, read more carefully next time
He who has no sin, be the first to throw a stone.
Dear Stray Cat Friend,
I miss you. I don't know how you are or if you're even still alive. I remember the time when I was a little kid in 5th grade and my family couldn't afford a pet, but you always kept me company. Every afternoon when I got home from school or in the middle of the day on weekends, I would sit on the front porch waiting for you, and then you would come and sit in my lap and we sat there for what felt like forever. I loved those days, and I miss them so much. I really hope you are well, and I really hope you still remember me as much as I remember you.
Sincerely, Your Human Best Friend 5 Years Later
I fell in love with you the second you bought me chili cheese fries for breakfast.
Sincerely, your girlfriend
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Sincerely, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty
Dear friend complaining that I put you in the "friend zone",
Please don't blame me for not being attracted to you in that way.
Sincerely, don't let this come between us
Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Sincerely, pull your pants up.
Dear 'Guns kill people',
Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Sincerely, the trigger didn't pull itself...
Dear food retailers,
If you want us to eat healthy, stop making junk food so cheap and healthy food so expensive.
Sincerely, that fat guy who wants to lose weight on a budget
I really appreciate you sincerely saying "you're pretty" to me. Especially because when you said it, it was the last hour of a 10 hour plane flight on a school trip when I was wearing sweats, no makeup, a comfy sweater and my hair looked like a rats nest.
Sincerely, how did I get so lucky to get you?