Dear pro life,
Please focus on reforming our adoption and fostercare system or on assistance programs to young and poor mothers before suggesting those as viable alternatives.
Sincerely, pro choices
Dear boyfriend ,
Thanks for persuading everybody at the costume part that mine was the best because I was obviously Waldo and couldn't be found
Sincerely, miserably sick at home
Dear Fellow African Americans,
Please stop saying hateful things because I choose to date a white guy. I'm not shaming my race, nor am I a letdown to my ancestors. They died to give me the right to choose a better life for myself, I'm happy. I work hard, and I found someone that LOVES me even when I'm not lovable. Who cares if he's white, green, purple or red?
Sincerely, A "sistah" who doesn't give one single f*&K that you don't approve
Dear most internet atheists,
Please stop generalizing religious people as science smothering ignoramuses.
Sincerely, a Catholic who believes in evolution.
Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Sincerely, your Christian coworker who is willing to live and let live.
Hi! Yes, my name is Jose, and I understand that you don't speak Spanish. I'm currently actually speaking English to you in a mid-western accent, given that that is where I was born and raised. Maybe if you cleaned out the stupid from your ears, you would be able to understand that.
Sincerely, smiling at the moron
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Sincerely, lemon lime lovers everywhere
Supporting non-heterosexual peple doesn't mean I'm a lesbian. I don't need to hack off my leg to support people with missing limbs...
Sincerely, your straight-as-a-stick daughter
Dear People saying Timon and Pumba are gay,
Having a best friend doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. Please stop bringing children's movies into the controversey of sexual oreinatation.
Sincerely, not homophobic, just tired of hearing people use my childhood movie to fight their own battles...
Please stop including a 60-second commercial in front of a 20-second video.
Intelligence is sexy, so invest time in becoming so.
Sincerely, Girl who is tired of dating idiots
Bowties are cool.
Sincerely, The Doctor
Please stop wishing for boys to do anything for you. Don't expect them to realise your dreams. They shouldn't be the one doing everything for you, but you should just care for each other and have a good time. A boyfriend isn't suitable for you if you just consider them to be your slave who does everything for you. That's quite egocentric.
Sincerely, a boy on behalf of all boys
Please stop exacting revenge because I didn't give you a baby
Sincerely, girl in som serious pain