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Dear Internets,
Please stop making me view everything as a slide show
Dear Pot Heads,
Please stop complaining about how poor you are. If you can spend 20 bucks on weed you're not poor, you just have your priorities mixed up.
Dear foreign driver who crashed into me,
At the risk of sounding racist, I don't care how recently you arrived here, I don't care how lost you are, I don't care how little English you speak. Learn the rules of the road before you start driving here.
Dear Donald Trump,
Please stop. Just stop.
Dear judgmental Athiest who thinks that he is better than everybody else,
You feel like religious people force their views down everybody's throats? Tell me again (for the thousandth time) how religion is pathetic and how everyone who believes in a god is stupid.
Dear pest control worker,
You don't even know me as anyone other than a woman who works at a restaurant who hires your pest control company...but when you overheard me talking to my coworker about my house being broken into and how I couldn't afford to replace my busted door, you gave me $100.
Dear little brother,
Please don't be embarrased to ask me money for food because I work my ass off as a waitress. Just because I work hard, does not mean that I want you to starve
Dear high school students,
High school is far from the best years of your life.
Dear "Everybody is beautiful",
Not everybody is beautiful, deal with it. And it doesn't matter, telling little kids everyone is beautiful, just makes them think its important, which it isn't.
Dear roommate's boyfriend,
Thank you for tucking her in and singing "Soft Kitty" when she was sick.
Dear Department of Education,
Stop making financial aid need-base off our parents salaries.
Dear certain people,
Please stop telling teenagers with mental illness that they only feel like that because of puberty, hormones or whatever. Yes, teenagers tend to be moody, but if suicidality or self-harm was just another part of being a teenager, humanity would slowly die out. Most mental illnesses start showing symptoms in the early teenage years.
Dear World,
Why can't we just learn to tolerate each other for who we are, and learn to love our differences?
Dear "big boobs don't count if you're fat",
Big dicks don't count if you are one.
Dear Skinny girls,
Don't listen to the body-shamers. You're beautiful too.
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