Please stop making me view everything as a slide show
Sincerely, A dude who would rather view everything on one page
Dear Pot Heads,
Please stop complaining about how poor you are. If you can spend 20 bucks on weed you're not poor, you just have your priorities mixed up.
Sincerely, No sympathy
Dear foreign driver who crashed into me,
At the risk of sounding racist, I don't care how recently you arrived here, I don't care how lost you are, I don't care how little English you speak. Learn the rules of the road before you start driving here.
Sincerely, the rest of us shouldn't be put in danger because of your bad driving.
Dear Donald Trump,
Please stop. Just stop.
Dear judgmental Athiest who thinks that he is better than everybody else,
You feel like religious people force their views down everybody's throats? Tell me again (for the thousandth time) how religion is pathetic and how everyone who believes in a god is stupid.
Sincerely, Pissed off Christian who just wishes that people can get along, regardless of their beliefs
Dear pest control worker,
You don't even know me as anyone other than a woman who works at a restaurant who hires your pest control company...but when you overheard me talking to my coworker about my house being broken into and how I couldn't afford to replace my busted door, you gave me $100.
Sincerely, a woman who will be eternally grateful for your kindness and generosity
Dear little brother,
Please don't be embarrased to ask me money for food because I work my ass off as a waitress. Just because I work hard, does not mean that I want you to starve
Sincerely, big sister sneaking money to your wallet
Dear high school students,
High school is far from the best years of your life.
Sincerely, life gets better after graduation
Dear "Everybody is beautiful",
Not everybody is beautiful, deal with it. And it doesn't matter, telling little kids everyone is beautiful, just makes them think its important, which it isn't.
Sincerely, Just saying
Dear roommate's boyfriend,
Thank you for tucking her in and singing "Soft Kitty" when she was sick.
Sincerely, I approve
Dear Department of Education,
Stop making financial aid need-base off our parents salaries.
Sincerely, Sincerely, the broke, struggling college student who's paying for their own education making barely
Dear certain people,
Please stop telling teenagers with mental illness that they only feel like that because of puberty, hormones or whatever. Yes, teenagers tend to be moody, but if suicidality or self-harm was just another part of being a teenager, humanity would slowly die out. Most mental illnesses start showing symptoms in the early teenage years.
Why can't we just learn to tolerate each other for who we are, and learn to love our differences?
Sincerely, Christian girl proudly dating her Athiest girlfriend
Dear "big boobs don't count if you're fat",
Big dicks don't count if you are one.