Dear "big boobs don't count if you're fat",
Neither does a big dick if half of it's your personality.
Sincerely, Girls everywhere
Please bring your secret boyfriend over for dinner
Sincerely, Love, Your dad first and pastor second
Dear fellow Christians,
Please remember that Jesus' main teaching was love. He ate with sinners. God loves everyone no matter what.
Dear Jewish girl in my class,
We understand you don't celebrate Christmas (I don't either), but when our teacher made the mistake of saying "Have a great Christmas break!" and you told her to say "Have a nice holiday break" instead, I found that kind of rude. She didn't say it to offend you, me, or any other student in the class. Sometimes people make a mistake, you could've let it pass.
Sincerely, Your Muslim classmate
I'm personally very against smoking. For ME. I don't care what you do. What DOES bother me is when smokers want special treatment. When people seriously ask if they will get extra work breaks because they're smokers, that's not fighting descrimination, that's expecting a reward. You're right: it's YOUR choice, and you should live with ALL of the consequences, even the ones that affect you in the present.
Sincerely, A Breather.
Things that decrease abortion rates: More accessible condoms, birth control and Plan Bs, and a better sex education. Things that do not decrease abortions: Calling people murderers and throwing tomatoes at them..
Dear people who want a fat princess,
Why? To boost childhood obesity? Or an adults self esteem?
Sincerely, Children don't care about size.
Dear Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C.,
Thank you for giving my family the closure we have been waiting for, for nearly half a century. You gave family members who were murdered by nazis a voice. You gave my grandfather a voice as well. Thanks to you I finally know where I came from. My mom now knows what her family looked like. You never know how amazing such a simple thing can be until you see what's it's like without that.
Sincerely, proud granddaughter of a holocaust survivor
Dear person reading this,
You have a beautiful smile!
Sincerely, Have a wonderful day:)
I don't care what your race, religion, sexual orientation, or gender is; if you are a decent person and respect me, I'll respect you. However, if you try to shove your beliefs down my throat or tell me that mine are wrong, we have a problem.
I don't think the other A students' parents ever understood that I only outperformed their kids because it didn't matter to you if I didn't. You treated me the same if I brought home a 100 or a 60 on tests, so the motivation to do well was all my own.
Sincerely, realizing how great you are the older I get
Dear People crying "slut-shaming",
When I tell someone they're not dressed appropriately for wherever we are, it's not about their sex life. It's about them not respecting the setting enough to dress appropriately. They can have as much sex as they want, regardless of their gender or the gender of their partner(s), as long as they don't do it in front of me. But they really shouldn't wear revealing or sloppy clothing while teaching Sunday School, etc., and I am not sorry for calling them on it.
Sincerely, Stop making it all about sex.
Please realise that feminism is not about being man-hating or having hairy legs. It's about equal rights, choices, and opportunities between all genders.
Sincerely, A feminist
Dear Spring Allergies,
DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
Sincerely, a springtime sufferer