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Dear world,
My two best friends are Jews. I believe in women's rights. I don't wear a turban. I screamed "USA, USA" when I found out Osama Bin Laden was killed, and I hate the Al-Qaeda with a burning passion.
Dear construction workers,
Don't get mad when my gay guy friend whistles at you.
Dear boyfriend who just made fun of the overweight girl,
Oh look! You're single.
Dear woman who just called me African-American,
I'm from England, but nice try...
Dear guys,
It's not always PMS.
Dear 3 year-old kid,
No, standing in the middle of the room and covering your eyes doesn't make you invisible.
Dear society,
Don't say those vows unless you plan on turning eighty together.
Dear purse snatcher,
I'll give you a 10 second head start.
Dear parents,
Just because that mini skirt and those knee high boots come in her size, does not mean you have to buy them for her!
Dear Mom,
Please stop telling me to lose weight and then refuse to cook healthily.
Dear cancer,
If you're going to take the hair on my head, please don't forget about my legs.
Dear musicians,
Please stop putting sirens in your songs.
Dear Americans,
If you really believe that people are created equal, no matter what color they are, then why is having a black president such a big deal?
Dear people against mixed-race relationships,
Sometimes it takes a black piece of paper to bring out the best in a white crayon.
Dear little sister,
When the little boy in your play group asked for the "skin color crayon" and you held to him a black, brown, pink, yellow and white crayon, I had never been prouder.
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