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Dear guys,
Actually, it IS possible for us to be mad at you without PMSing.
Dear overly large cricket that caused me to run out of my dorm room screaming,
Thank you!
Dear Internet,
Please invent a website where you can type something in and Morgan Freeman's voice will read it out loud.
Dear parents in denial,
Let's get one thing straight. I'm not.
Dear people who tease me for reading for fun,
I was able to slack off and not read the story when it was given to us as assignment yesterday because I read two years ago for fun.
Dear younger self,
Don't worry, it gets better. You become a successful artist with a beautiful boyfriend. Never stop drawing and ignore the guy that calls you a faggot.
Dear middle school teacher who told me I would amount to nothing,
The view from my dorm room at Harvard is great.
Dear smokers,
If you blow smoke in my face, don't act surprised if I spray Febreeze in yours...
Dear headache,
I know what your trying to tell me...
Dear movie makers,
You do realize that the reason the book was turned into a movie because people loved the BOOK, right?
Dear scholarship committee,
No, really, look around. I am a minority.
Dear today's women,
FIRST comes love, THEN comes marriage, THEN comes a baby in the baby carriage.
Dear girl with a broken heart,
I have duct tape...
Dear Petsmart,
Are you Pets Mart or Pet Smart?
Dear girlfriend I just killed the spider for,
I hope you realize now how much i love you.
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