Realize that someone who is pro-choice does not necessarily think that an abortion is not killing a fetus. I'm a science geek and know how early life functions start with an embryo. I'm still pro-choice, not because I think the killing of a fetus is the best, but because sometimes a woman needs a choice. Sometimes it's in the best interest for the baby and parents. Abortion should not be the first choice, but it should be a choice.
Dear Supreme Court,
Sincerely, non-heterosexual couples
Dear scholarships only for minorities,
Imagine the uproar if there was a scholarship only for white people.
Sincerely, look up the word "equality" please!
The toddlers are pinballing around the house. I'm trying to get clean sheets on the bed so you don't sleep in stale milk puke (as for me, I'm sure my 7-months-pregnant self will be on the ground again in the kids' room to get up with them four times again tonight so YOU can get rest). No one has had breakfast yet, including the animals. Having a large family was YOUR dream. So how about you GET OFF OF FREAKIN' FACEBOOK AND ACTUALLY PARENT??!
Dear U.S. public school system,
Please start preparing your students for life in the adult world. Currently, in spite of at least 12 years of education, students come out the other side knowing nothing about finances, taxes, how to get a job, anything that their lives are supposed to now revolve around
Sincerely, writing an 8 page literary analysis on Hamlet is neat but not helpful
Dear people who say there should be a fat Disney Princess,
How about a normal size one first?
Sincerely, normal people
Dear Asperger's kid at school,
I know it must have been hard for you to hand out flowers to everyone you passed on campus today. But you dont know how much smiling at me and telling me how pretty I was meant to me. You might have saved my life.
Sincerely, no longer suicidal.
Dear government peoples,
Please don't cut funding to the public libraries. They are an island of tranquility and learning in an insane world.
Sincerely, things are crazy right now
Dear Black People (Rightfully) Offended By Racism in the U.S,
Please stop assuming white people are all bigots.
Sincerely, White People Who Aren't Bigots
You don't get to call jobs requiring experience "entry level." Entry level means you enter the field with the job. If you have to have worked elsewhere, it's just a job!
Sincerely, frustrated job searcher
Dear stores like Victoria's Secret (and even Walmart),
Please sell lingerie for men. Some girls like tight boxers or tight muscle shirts and some guys want to turn on their ladies.
Sincerely, girls can't always be the sexy ones
Dear school sex ed,
Please instruct same-sex intercourse STD prevention. This penis condom isn't gonna help me much.
Sincerely, wary lesbian
Dear US government,
I delivered one biological child without any drugs or interventions, and I adopted two children internationally. The latter process was by far more painful. Can I get an epidural for all your PAPERWORK?
Sincerely, Brain-fried mama
So three internships and a part-time job in my industry during college isn't enough experience for this entry level job? What else could I possibly have done?
Sincerely, Soon to be Graduate trying to get hired
Dear drunk driver that popped up on the curb in front of my house,
I hope you crash. I hope your car bursts into flames and you have to drag your broken body out of the wreckage. I hope you have to live in a wheelchair, remembering your stupidity every time you see your burned face in the mirror.
Sincerely, you came within an inch of hitting my children, you moronic jackass