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Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Dear Atheist Friend,
Thank you for not arguing with me about religion and supporting me in my beliefs. It's nice to have a friend who will just talk about TV, movies, classic literature, and grammar without talking about religion.
Dear guys of the world,
Do you not realize that a tailored suit is one of THE most attractive things you could wear?
Dear world,
Saying all Muslims are like ISIS is about as logical as saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist idiots. There are kind Muslims and evil Muslims. There are kind Christians and evil Christians. For that matter, there are kind atheists and evil atheists.
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Dear Stray Cat Friend,
I miss you. I don't know how you are or if you're even still alive. I remember the time when I was a little kid in 5th grade and my family couldn't afford a pet, but you always kept me company. Every afternoon when I got home from school or in the middle of the day on weekends, I would sit on the front porch waiting for you, and then you would come and sit in my lap and we sat there for what felt like forever. I loved those days, and I miss them so much. I really hope you are well, and I really hope you still remember me as much as I remember you.
Dear homophobes,
He who has no sin, be the first to throw a stone.
Dear Gandalf,
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Dear friend complaining that I put you in the "friend zone",
Please don't blame me for not being attracted to you in that way.
Dear boys,
Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Dear 'Guns kill people',
Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Dear food retailers,
If you want us to eat healthy, stop making junk food so cheap and healthy food so expensive.
Dear Mother Nature,
Instead of periods, why can't you just send us a text saying "You're not pregnant this month, congrats."
Dear people shit talking on fast food employees,
Please stop.. Everyone has to start somewhere.. At least they're working instead of being an infectious parasite to society..
Dear Kelly,
I don't care if you're in Special Ed. I don't care if I had to do most of your projects in freshman year. I don't care that people glare at me when I talk to you. I don't care that you always have a better manicure than I do. I don't care if you ask me a ton of questions. I don't care that you're hard to understand.
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