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Dear guys,
Actually, it IS possible for us to be mad at you without PMSing.
Dear parents in denial,
Let's get one thing straight. I'm not.
Dear girlfriend I just killed the spider for,
I hope you realize now how much i love you.
Dear younger self,
Don't worry, it gets better. You become a successful artist with a beautiful boyfriend. Never stop drawing and ignore the guy that calls you a faggot.
Dear headache,
I know what your trying to tell me...
Dear movie makers,
You do realize that the reason the book was turned into a movie because people loved the BOOK, right?
Dear Petsmart,
Are you Pets Mart or Pet Smart?
Dear today's women,
FIRST comes love, THEN comes marriage, THEN comes a baby in the baby carriage.
Dear girl with a broken heart,
I have duct tape...
Dear people who think cashiers judge what you are buying,
Honestly, more than half the time, I don't even look at what the customer is buying as I'm scanning it.
Dear parent giving me a dirty look because their six year old saw me making out with my boyfriend in the movie theater,
Well, maybe you shouldn't have brought them to an R-rated movie in the first place...
Dear high school girls,
When I see lingerie at Victoria's Secret that looks exactly like your homecoming dress, there's a problem.
Dear girl who says she wants a guy like me,
I'M A GUY LIKE ME.
Dear boys in the "friend zone",
At least it's better than being in the "douche zone."
Dear Twilight,
My University is starting a Harry Potter Literature class.
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