Dear Judgmental Idiots,
Just because I'm slim, fashionably dressed, have a slicked-back hairdo, and a sexy accent, does not mean that I'm gay.
Sincerely, I'm French.
Dear boy from my drama club,
You're smart, funny, talented, good-looking, an extremely nice person, and you're single.
Sincerely, Please don't be gay, please don't be gay, please don't be gay...
Dear Apple company,
When I typed in "Voldemort" spellcheck changed it to "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"...
Sincerely, You've just made my week
Dear fellow schoolmates,
I was so proud when all four hundred of us left the gym when the DJ played a Justin Beiber song.
Sincerely, Never been prouder
Dear people in their cars that honk.0034 seconds after the light turns green,
I swear to God, if you do it again, I will turn off my car, sit on the hood, and feed birds for an hour.
Sincerely, pissed off driver
Dear person trying to be politically correct by calling me "African-American",
Actually, I'm from Haiti...
Dear male hikers,
While you are still arguing over who gets to put their tent the flat spot, the only girl in the group has set up her tent, cooked her dinner, and is eating it by the fire she built.
Sincerely, I took the flat spot
Dear men who are baffled by bras,
I can unlatch mine from the back and completely take it off... while keeping my shirt on.
Sincerely, you jelly?
Dear crush/best guy friend,,
When The teacher yelled at me for putting on makeup in class, thanks for grabbing my compact and eyeliner and whining "But I only have one eye done!!!"
Sincerely, your best friend :D
Dear ex boyfriend who gave my number out to people for "free sex",
That's alright, I have your iTunes password ;)
Sincerely, just spent $600 on music :)
Dear Girl flirting with my boyfriend,
Roses are red, violets are blue, he is for me, and not for you, so if by chance you take my place, I'll take my hand and smash your face.
Sincerely, he's mine.
Is a Dwarf still a human? That's what I thought.
Dear little sister,
Fine. Go tell Mom and Dad. See if I care.
Sincerely, Oh, shoot! I didn't mean it! Come back!
Dear everyone that says "SAT Test",
What on Earth do you think the 'T' stands for?!