Dear stranger who helped us when our car got stuck in the snow,
Thank you so much. If you hadn't helped us, we would have never gone to my grandparent's, so my mom wouldn't not have been there to call 911 when my grandfather had a heart attack. Thank you so much, you saved his life.
Sincerely, because of you, my grandfather is still alive.
Yesterday would have been my friend Nick's twentieth birthday, if the bullies hadn't been so mean. He wouldn't have been so sad that he wanted to leave this life. So do me a favor, okay? Just do something nice today.
Sincerely, Spread A Little Cheer for Me, World. Please.
Dear people who say Cinderella would have been helpless without her Fairy Godmother,
Where would Aladdin be if the Genie didn't exist?
Sincerely, nobody complains about Aladdin being a "helpless male"
Dear person who thinks weed doesn't kill anything,
It kills relationships. It kills goals. It kills the desire for anything but weed.
Sincerely, not worth it.
Dear People of the World,
Please understand that equal does not mean the same. Men and women are equal, not the same. Mentally ill should be treated equally, not the same. Physically disabled should recieve equal treatment, but not the same.
Sincerely, yes, I support womens' rights, no I do not want to be treated like a man.
Dear "I'm saving myself for marriage",
Good for you! Now stop looking down on me because I'm not.
Sincerely, it's called a choice.
Dear voters of the United States,
Be so kind as to remember that our nation does not have an official religion, and separation of church and state is a big deal. Feel free to practice your religion as you see fit, but please leave it out of my national policy.
Sincerely, an informed atheist sick of having to deal with those attempting to shove religion into law
We aren't the only confusing gender.
Sincerely, do you like me or are you just really nice?
Dear classmate who just told a rape joke,
There's 25 people in this room. Statistically, you've just reminded 5 people of the possibly worst thing that has ever happened to them, for the sake of your own amusement. Congrats on being the asshole of the day!
Sincerely, want a diploma?
Dear overly religious people,
Personally I would never want to worship a god who tells me to hate anybody. My god just wants love. No matter the form it comes in.
Sincerely, Christian who understands the true message of The Bible.
Please realize that my grandfather turned down playing in the NBA because he would earn more money being a teacher.
Sincerely, how it should be.
Dear Colleges and Scholarship Committees,
Here is a radical idea, lets make Scholarships based on Scholastic Achievement, not race, gender or financial standing anything else. I spent four years working my ASS off in classes I didn't want to take so I could pay for college.
Sincerely, A middle class White Male who still cant pay for college...
Dear women at church.,
Please understand that I am not trying to be rude when I say this. When a kid is forced to go to church when they would rather be doing something else, they're going to look at it like a chore. When I first started going to church, I saw three adult women scolding a teenage girl for missing a few services. I pulled her aside afterward and begged her not to let them discourage her from coming back. It was obvious she was embaraced and insulted. She was about to cry, and because of my understanding she is now an active member of the church, and loves going.
Sincerely, when you force it, they dont get the message
Dear College Football Player in my Class:,
Please tell me more about how your pulled hamstring has you sitting out the rest of the season. Try having BOTH pulled, shin splints, falling arches and a dislocated rib. Oh, and I love how you tell me how my craft is nothing compared to yours. Dancing is the second most stressful activity a person can do to their body. The first is Rugby, not football.
Sincerely, The Male Ballerina who has to choose between his career, health and grade.
Dear smokers who feel threatened,
You have the right to do whatever you want to your lungs. You do NOT, however, have the right to do whatever you want to mine. Could you please smoke somewhere else?