Please stop calling us Grammar Nazis. We haven't killed millions of people; we just correct spoken and written language.
Sincerely, misspellings give me the heebie-jeebies
Never ask a girl if she is PMSing
Sincerely, its never a good idea. Ever.
Dear People who only preach about "equality" for a certain group,
If the LGBT community can have Gay,Lesbian,Bi, or Trans parades, then I want to be able to have a Straight parade or no sexual orientation gets to have one. If the Black community gets a whole month dedicated to their history then there should also be a White, Hispanic, and also Asian History Months or no race gets one. If women want to be treated as equals to men then they also need to take on the responsibilities and consequences it comes with and not get favored in places like courts.
Sincerely, The person who sees inequality everywhere
Dear transgendered female patient:,
Please stop swearing at me and threatening to report me to the Board of Medicine. You don't have a vagina or uterus, so I can't actually do a pelvic exam. And I'm an OB-Gyn: I don't do prostate exams. I also can't prescribe you birth control - because it wouldn't work
Sincerely, Just trying to provide good health care here
Dear anit-vaxxer parents,
Yes, I did have the flu jab. Yes I did catch the flu. No, that does not prove that vaccines are ineffective. Notice how I got sick on Friday and my symptoms were pretty much gone by Monday?
Sincerely, you've been sick now for what, the past week?
Dear Fellow Females,
How the heck do I go about learning how to dress properly? I go into a store and get overwhelmed by too many choices.Why don't women have an easy standard for nice clothes like men do?
Sincerely, 21 and incapable
You know what the best way to pass a drug test is? Don't do drugs.
Dear student who failed the test and is now mad at me,
Please realize that everything you needed to know is in your textbook. Which I told you. After I devoted two extra hours to the subject and gave extensive notes. Plus told you to email me if you had any trouble learning for the test.
Sincerely, HOW exactly is it my fault you failed?
Please stop pausing my videos and asking if I'm still there....
Sincerely, I will tell you when I have had ENOUGH!
Dear anti-military people,
Please support our soldiers. They are fighting for YOUR freedom! Thank them for rising their lives for our country!
Sincerely, Proud military supporter
I know this is hard for you to understand, but the directions we gave you were perfectly clear on how to set everything up. The fact that you ignored them because you "knew they weren't right" is your own damn fault, and we are not going to compensate you for being an utter moron.
Sincerely, I love the fact my boss actually lets me say this
Why didn't you just write out a message to Eric?
Sincerely, confused Disney-loving teen
Please understand, I'm not taking days off sick even thought that's what I tell you. I'm taking days off to go for job interviews so I can get the hell out of your terribly run, horrendously understaffed and all round shitty company.
Sincerely, I resign.
Dear people who ask me when I'm going to real college,
Please tell me, since when is community college fake?
Sincerely, annoyed senior
Dear parents against vaccines,
Homeschool your kids if you don't want them catching a cold from us. I also don't want the flu from them since they didn't get a vaccine.
Sincerely, annoyed person who doesn't like to be around people, but sick people in particular