Dear big brother,
I know how much crap you take from dad so that I don't have to deal with the yelling and lectures. I know how hard you work to make sure I'm doing what I need to so that I can be successful. Thank you so much for everything you've given up for me. But please do things for yourself sometimes. You gave up spending time with your girlfriend because I had a football tournament out of town. Everyone can see how happy she makes you so don't let her feel like a second thought. She may be understanding, but she can only take so much.
Sincerely, your little brother who cares about you and loves your girlfriend
Dear people who think writing isn't a 'talent',
I have lived a hundred lives and created a hundred more. I have formed dozens of worlds, relationships, and characters. I have felt every emotion plausiable; cried for my characters, laughed for them, and died for some. I have made my emotions into words that can touch others or inspire them. I've done the impossible over and over again all while balancing from the brink of insanity.
Sincerely, Still think writers and poets are 'talentless'?
Dear baby sister,
I waited for you for six months, you know. I even had your name picked out for when you were born. I thought it would be so cool to finally have a younger sibling. I'm sorry it had to end before we met.
Sincerely, the teenager mourning for her mother's miscarriage.
Dear best friend,
I cannot even begin to say how much I miss you, especially knowing that I'm the reason you are gone.
Sincerely, fire survior (thanks to you)
Dear people who want to bring their babies to movie theatres,
Sincerely, literally everyone
A rhino horn will not cure you. An elephant tusk does not indicate your status, it tells the world you're a douche. Shark fins do not add any sort of flavour to shark fin soup and can be replaced with other things.
Sincerely, Please, please stop. The world will be a much darker place if we continue down these roads.
You've started running more lately, stopped eating as much, and make comments about how you're "chubby". I know everyone asks you how you got with me because I'm so "hot" but please don't feel like you have to change your appearance just to be with me. Obviously it doesn't bother me considering the fact that I'm dating you so don't let it bother you. Besides I think you're super cute and you don't need to lose any weight.
Sincerely, your girlfriend who will support you if you want to lose weight as long as you're healthy
Please accept that, while I'm okay with having calm discussions, being Atheist doesn't equal wanting to fight about religion. I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe, and no one hurts the other. Deal?
Dear people telling me they have things worse off for whatever reason,
Just because someone else has a broken leg doesn't mean that my paper cut doesn't hurt.
Sincerely, Stop comparing us. I'm entitled to feel bad about my own stuff.
Dear Gay Community,
Most of us try to show love, compassion, and understanding towards you. Please don't do to us what you are trying to fight against yourselves. Stereotypes can be wrong and hurtful on both sides.
Sincerely, a conservative Christian
Dear atheist sister,
Please don't make fun of/disrespect my religion then continue to ask me to respect your choices of being atheist. Just because you're atheist does not give you the right to diss my beliefs.
Sincerely, I may be Mormon but I'm still your sister too.
Dear guys everywhere,
Please understand that just because I am gay, doesn't mean I immediately want your dick.
Sincerely, I have standards just like everyone else.
No, I don't have a problem with my boyfriend hanging out with girls. The difference between you and him is he introduces us, spends one-on-one time explaining exactly what their relationship is, goes out with her at a reasonable hour, not one in the morning at a bowling alley, and always tells me he's hanging out with her and texts or calls when he gets home. Oh, and in return, he has no problem with me hanging out with guy friends as long as I do the same for him.
Sincerely, if you could have respected me half that much I would never have had an issue.
Dear School Board,
I understand due to budget cuts, you had to take out some programs. What I don't find fair is how you are willing to take out all the music and other fine arts programs without taking out any of the sports.
Sincerely, I say you take one fine arts program, you do the same for athletics.