Dear future wife,
Please know that when I get depressed I clean. So if you come home to a spotless house then I need a hug, now.
Dear High Maintenance Girlfriends,
Stop expecting your boyfriend to treat you like a queen if you're not going to treat him well in return. Relationships are two-way streets.
Sincerely, Down-to-Earth Girlfriend
Why do we even need the word "reverse" in there
Sincerely, racism is racism
If you physically hit a man or any human being, expect to get hit back.
Sincerely, Common Sense
Dear 'i want a love like romeo and juliet',
Screw that. I want a love like Gomez and Morticia!
Sincerely, 'to live without you, would be the real torture' - Gomez
Dear religious people,
We each have our beliefs. I can't prove that God doesn't exist; you can't prove that He does. All that matters is that our beliefs make us happy. So can we please stop the fighting?
Sincerely, an atheist
"Feminists" want women to have equal rights to men. Equal. It's "misandrists" who are crazy men-haters and want female supremacy.
Sincerely, they're not the same thing. Learn the difference.
If you can scratch your hairy balls in public then we should be allowed to breast feed in public.
Dear "All men may be rapists",
I do not live in fear of men. I live in fear of criminals. No matter what sex or gender they may be.
Dear ignorant friends,
Just because I'm not an actor doesn't mean I'm not in the production
Sincerely, techs everywhere
If you had done the movies right, Percy Jackson could have been almost if not just as successful as the Harry Potter movies.
Sincerely, a daughter of Athena
Dear judgemental people,
They aren't my children, they are my little brother and sister and even if they were my kids, who are you to judge me? Obviously they are clothed and fed and loved.
Sincerely, a big sister who has had enough
Dear Misguided Americans,
Please stop being negative towards your soldiers, I know you may think the war is wrong, but those men are still fighting for you, me, and everyone else in this country. Quit putting them down and start putting down the people who made them go there.
Sincerely, An American who appreciates and respects his soldiers
Dear Unexperienced driver,
JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL
Sincerely, Mr. Moseby