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Dear people who shop at any store everywhere,
Please stop leaving the stuff you don't want in the queuing line or on random shelves. If you don't want the item, change your mind or realized you grabbed the wrong one and you're too lazy to put it back, then please give it to the cashier when you check out. Especially if it is a perishable item.
Dear people against discrimination,
Please stop reverse-discrimintion because being white is something to be proud of as well!
Dear dad of most popular guy in school,
thank you for telling me i looked beautiful at prom
Dear cancer,
you may have taken her life but she still lives in my memory
Dear women's bathing suit manufacturers,
Please start sewing the top "padding" thing in to place or at the very least make it easier to adjust.
Dear man in line at subway,
Yes, all three of them are my daughters. Why would you tell me that you feel sorry for me? I don't need a son to be happy or proud.
Dear people of this world,
I'm attracted to men. You're attracted to men, too? Great, we have something in common! You are not attracted to men? Great, more men for me!
Dear Homosexuals,
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like straight people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Dear female customer,
No, I don't think you are weak. I offer to help every customer get their supplies to their car, it is one of my jobs as a greeter. But if you want to be a bitch about it, then I just sit here and smile as you drop your bags of gravel on your feet.
Dear Scientologists,
You're kidding, right?
Dear forever 21,
Please add additional fabric to your budget.
Dear people of this world,
Was your first kiss actually as romantic as it's portrayed in books and movies? Because mine was just incredibly awkward, weird and left me wondering if this really is what the majority of the world is fussing over...
Dear boss,
Thank you for being so understanding after cramps made me throw up at work and you finished mopping for me. It means more to me than I can say.
Dear society,
Please understand that it's not "cool" to be a perfectionist and then say "sorry I'm soooo OCD". It's a real problem (a disorder!) and there's much more to it than perfectionism. Look it up sometime. Trust me, you don't want to have it.
Dear People who use "Retarded" as an insult,
My brother has multiple mental disabilities. When you toss around slurs like that, it hurts me.
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