Dear Summer School Students,
Please realize this is my summer too... and I'm choosing to be here with you. So the least you could do is not tell me to fuck off.
Sincerely, I actually want you to learn
Please don't complement me on my looks. It creeps me out.
Sincerely, Passer byer
Dear people slamming Selena Gomez,
Please remember that last month Christina Grimmie, a dear friend of hers, was murdered by a hateful, psychotic person. OF COURSE she's going to defend Taylor from hatred, regardless of whether Taylor's innocent or not.
Sincerely, you would do the same thing if you were in her shoes.
Dear Pokemon Go Creators,
Thanks for creating a game that brought my child hood back to life.
Sincerely, The 20 year old girl who can't stop beaming because she caught a squirtle
Please love me
Sincerely, forever alone and getting lonelier
Dear Christian Undergrads,
I understand we're discussing past Christians, and you're Christian, but that still doesn't make your personal beliefs are a source for how past Christians thought. I'm not asking if you're tolerant of other peoples, I'm asking if they were.
Sincerely, Frustrated TA
Please figure out whether you like him or not. It is cruel to play with his feelings, even unintentionally
Why do you think the world revolves around you? Six hundred years ago the rest of the world didn't even know you existed.
Sincerely, get over yourselves.
Dear EX- boyfriend,
Why did it take me so long to realize how much of an asshole you are??!! Not acknowledging my existence in public doesn't make you cool, it makes you a pathetic coward. Well, both of your best friends have expressed their interest in me, so I'm off to have my fun (in bed). Without you.
Sincerely, maybe I'm petty, but revenge is sweet
Dear Mom With a Colorful History,
Thanks for telling me all the wild things you did at my age. At best, I know the dangers of your mistakes while felling more comfortable confiding in you. At worst, I've learned to never take my existence for granted.
Sincerely, Surprised You Lived to Have Me
Dear People who think most people in jail just made a mistake and are good people,
Yes, they mistakenly robbed a store, mistankely bought something illegal, mistakenly ran from the cops, mistakenly killed a person/pet, mistakenly raped somebody.
Getting 4 hours of sleep a night because I have to stay up doing work is not normal for a 15-year-old. I want to get out and enjoy life sometimes too.
Sincerely, exhausted student
Thanks for calling me pretty!
Sincerely, Smiling wedding guest
Dear depressed people out there,
Please, walking in front of that car won't solve a thing. Try to get through just one more day. And another. And just like that, you get the hang of it again. And I know this sounds stupid, cause this isn't magic and it doesn't work like that. But it kinda does, I hope.
Sincerely, somebody trying to get to the next day.