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Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Dear Guys,
Please work out your legs, too
Dear women and werewolves,
Please stop fighting over who has the worse 'time of the month'. I think we win.
Dear grinch,
Please see a doctor. If your heart grew three sizes in one day, you may have Aortic Stinosis.
Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
*CRUNCH*
Dear girls who complain about their period on DBPB,
Two can play at this game.
Dear Humans,
Please Sorry about all your socks. I'm just trying to free house elves.
Dear Humans,
Please We have decided that, given the lack of brains, we will be delaying the apocalypse until further notice.
Dear anyone whose interested,
If you say "beer can" with a British accent, you're saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
Dear world,
My aim is to keep the toilets clean, your aim helps
Dear the Soldiers are the real Heroes ,
NO CAPES!
Dear cute girl in my biology class,
I wish I was DNA Helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.
Dear world,
You're welcome
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
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