Sincerely, you should be studying right now
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
Please work out your legs, too
Sincerely, You Look Like Johnny Bravo
Dear women and werewolves,
Please stop fighting over who has the worse 'time of the month'. I think we win.
Sincerely, female werewolves.
Please see a doctor. If your heart grew three sizes in one day, you may have Aortic Stinosis.
Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
Sincerely, oh I even broke the Popsicle stick.
Dear girls who complain about their period on DBPB,
Two can play at this game.
Sincerely, guys who can tell you all about our awkwardly-timed boners.
Please Sorry about all your socks. I'm just trying to free house elves.
Sincerely, the dryer
Please We have decided that, given the lack of brains, we will be delaying the apocalypse until further notice.
Dear anyone whose interested,
If you say "beer can" with a British accent, you're saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
Sincerely, am I the only person who thinks that is freaking amazing?
My aim is to keep the toilets clean, your aim helps
Dear the Soldiers are the real Heroes ,
Sincerely, Edna Mode
Dear cute girl in my biology class,
I wish I was DNA Helicase, because then I could unzip your genes.
Sincerely, your nerdy lab partner
Sincerely, Ryan Gosling's parents