Roses are red, violets are blue, keep your boobs in your shirt, we'll stop staring at you.
Dear music Industry ,
I can sing love songs, dress myself in meat, and use autotune to make myself sound better.
Sincerely, where do I sign?
We had an undeserved sense of self importance before it was cool.
Sincerely, emo kids.
Dear. people. who. type. like. this. ,
It. doesn't. make. your. point. any. stronger.
Sincerely, it. just. looks. like. your. computer. has. asthma.
Why are all the princesses only 16 in the movies and marry after only a few days of knowing the prince?
Sincerely, this is why we have 16 And Pregnant.
Dear girls who's prom dresses look like two pieces of cloth held together by a beaded string,
Are you dyslexic??
Sincerely, it's "Prom" not "Porn".
Why do you keep giving me to people?
Dear people who come up with decent comebacks,
Please leave some for the rest of us.
Just because I got Bs on my report card does not mean you can nickname me "stereotype breaker!"
Sincerely, your "B-sian" friend.
Dear radio alarm clock,
Thanks for waking me up with Eminem. I needed it.
Sincerely, no longer afraid for my final.
I missed you!
Sincerely, girl who doesn't clean that often.
OM NOM NOM.
Sincerely, Organic Chemistry.
Dear dog staring at nothing down the hall,
Please stop it. It's freaking me out and we're home alone at night.
Sincerely, just watched Paranormal Activity.
Dear leg hair,