you may have taken her life but she still lives in my memory
Sincerely, in the memory of my 5 year old sis
Dear dad of most popular guy in school,
thank you for telling me i looked beautiful at prom
Sincerely, sad and lonely girl who wanted to cry that whole night, until you said that
Dear Americans who constantly trash the United States and say they hate the country,
Please either work towards making the country a better place for everyone or get out.
Sincerely, a fellow American
Dear man in line at subway,
Yes, all three of them are my daughters. Why would you tell me that you feel sorry for me? I don't need a son to be happy or proud.
Sincerely, I wouldn't want anything different
Dear Kindle haters,
Please don't tell me how much better books are than eReaders: I know. I recieved my Kindle as a gift, and it is simply cheaper and more convient to read and buy books. If I had endless amounts of money and the ability to go to the bookstore and buy books I would. It dosn't mean I am not a true literature lover or that I don't ever read "true" books, nor does it mean you are better than me because you do.
Sincerely, stop with the criticizing, thanks
Dear women's bathing suit manufacturers,
Please start sewing the top "padding" thing in to place or at the very least make it easier to adjust.
Sincerely, "No, my boobs aren't lumpy. It's padding."
Dear people of this world,
I'm attracted to men. You're attracted to men, too? Great, we have something in common! You are not attracted to men? Great, more men for me!
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like straight people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Sincerely, Honest Human Being
Dear people of this world,
Was your first kiss actually as romantic as it's portrayed in books and movies? Because mine was just incredibly awkward, weird and left me wondering if this really is what the majority of the world is fussing over...
Dear People who use "Retarded" as an insult,
My brother has multiple mental disabilities. When you toss around slurs like that, it hurts me.
Please stop asking when I am having kids.
Dear female customer,
No, I don't think you are weak. I offer to help every customer get their supplies to their car, it is one of my jobs as a greeter. But if you want to be a bitch about it, then I just sit here and smile as you drop your bags of gravel on your feet.
Sincerely, that "pimply sexist asshole"
Dear forever 21,
Please add additional fabric to your budget.
Sincerely, girl who doesn't want to show her stomach.
Please understand that it's not "cool" to be a perfectionist and then say "sorry I'm soooo OCD". It's a real problem (a disorder!) and there's much more to it than perfectionism. Look it up sometime. Trust me, you don't want to have it.
Sincerely, someone struggling with OCD
Dear little brother,
When I wanted to run away because of how mom was treating me, you were there. When I started cutting because I was being bullied so harshly, you were there. When I was dealing with my bad breakup, you were there. When I needed a brother and I friend, you were there.
Sincerely, your appreciative older sister