SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear creators of Maleficent,
Please replace the pink fairy. I can never look at Umbridge's face without boiling over with hatred. I will not tell lies!
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Have you ever even eaten a grape or cherry before?
Dear religious people,
Are you only a good person because you are scared of going to Hell?
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Dear Fox News,
Please consider marketing your channel as a comedy network since you're such a joke.
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Dear Boys,
The friendzone goes both ways. We want out too!
Dear those new to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock,
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Dear Disney lovers,
Mulan was not a princess. Nor was Belle.
Dear cat,
Do you want in or out? Please make up your mind...
Dear dog owners,
Having your dog wear a leash is not a suggestion, it's the law no matter how "well trained" your dog is!
Dear boyfriend,
You stole my heart and I plan on stealing your last name.
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Dear under-appreciated girl,
Hey girl, I appreciate you.
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