Dear students who complain about teachers not hole-punching their papers,
One of my teachers has 6 different classes to teach all school week. She wakes up at 2 am, goes to school at 5 am, and stays at school until 6 pm on most days just to grade papers and make lesson plans. And, she still makes time for her students if they ask or if she thinks they need it.
Sincerely, I can take 5 seconds to walk over and hole-punch papers to put in a binder.
Dear vegetarians who try to force their choice on everyone,
Please realize that your diet is your choice, and you don't need to lament when someone eats meat while around you.
Sincerely, vegetarian who realizes that I've made a decision for myself, not the rest of the world.
Dear certain Americans,
Please can we have a civil conversation about gun laws and statistics without you using "Second Amendment" as your only argument? This is a really important topic, please don't shrug it off because of how it might affect you.
Sincerely, we aren't trying to remove firearms, only make ownership safer.
Dear guy that's been really sweet to me since we've met,
Thank you for making me feel like I'm a beautiful woman, instead of a slightly overweight girl who's self-conscious. You make me smile and feel good when I don't want to have anything to do with the world.
Sincerely, no longer having issues with shedding a few pounds.
I put you there for a reason.
Sincerely, The asexual unimpressed with your sexual flirts.
I understand that you want a large drink. What I need to know is WHAT LIQUID DO YOU WANT TO GO INSIDE THAT CUP?!
Sincerely, turn off your mouth and pay attention to what I am asking.
I don't care what your gender is.
Sincerely, I'm calling you sweetheart.
Dear skin-colored band-aids,
Nobody's skin is that color. Not even white people.
Dear Only teacher whose opinion matters to me,
Thank you for telling me that I am very smart, and that I will eventually get what we are doing in math. I don't think you know how much that ment to me.
Sincerely, called stupid by everyone else...
Dear Long Skirts,
Sincerely, haven't shaved in a week
Dear whoever designed headphones,
Despite what you seem to think, the human ear is not shaped like a perfect circle. PLEASE change to fit an actual ear.
Sincerely, my ear hurts from those headphones...
Please tell me why I feel so sore and old when I'm only 19!
Sincerely, how am I going to feel when I'm 50?
Dear employer of 11+ years who's done nothing but underpay me and take me for granted,
Please TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT! And don't worry, I won't let the door hit me in the butt on my way out.
Sincerely, Just got a promotion at my other job to my dream position
Dear girls complaining about cramps,
It's ok. I'm here for you.