Dear dad ,
Thanks for not freaking out when you caught me kissing my boyfriend.
Sincerely, Love your gay son
Please don't go aroung dissing teenage girls with pregnancy scares. It isn't right from them to be having sex at their age, but it's not all their faults. What about the boys? Are they sluts too?
Sincerely, it takes two to get pregnant.
So my black friend with no other siblings that have to go to college and parents with higher income than mine gets more financial aid than I do? Don't you think that's a little counter-intuitive? If we want to get rid of racism, shouldn't we treat everyone equally? I would like our benefits to fit what each student ACTUALLY needs regardless of skin color.
Sincerely, white girl with two older brothers who are in college an minimum wage parents
Jesus loved "sinners" and ate with them even if they weren't following the Bible.
Sincerely, just because you're not gay doesn't mean you have a right to reject them from society.
Please don't compare gay people to pedophiles. Homosexuality has been proven to be present in a person's DNA, while most pedophiles had actions done to them during childhood that caused them to be that way. Also, you are not harming anyone by being gay, while pedophiles hurt many people. They are not the same, and homosexuality should not be something to get angry about.
Sincerely, Your upset and secretly gay daughter
Dear male friend,
Just because you like me does not mean I have to like you back. I am sorry you are hurt, but calling me a slut and a tease is going too far. You have been telling everyone I led you on. I wasn’t aware I couldn’t be friends with someone of the opposite sex. Thanks for enlightening me to your true nature.
Having a hard life does not give you an excuse to be a dick to other people.
Sincerely, duh. Get over yourself.
Women and girls can wear whatever they want. It's their right. And as long as it is consensual, safe and no emotional damage is done, they can have as much sexual activity as they want. It doesn't affect you.
Sincerely, ever seen a guy get called a slut, regardless of dress or sexual activity?
Dear brand new baby "nephew",
Please never stop being adorable, awesome and the best thing in my life. I know I'm just your auntie because your mommy and I are best friends, but I promise to always love you like you are my blood. I am looking forward to showing you the wonders of a galaxy far far away, a boy in the cupboard under the stairs, and a mad man in a blue box.
Sincerely, Future Nerd Enabler
Stop telling me that I should "cover up" so that boys will stop staring. According to that logic, I should stop crossing roads because some people drive too fast.
Dear Wizarding World,
If you kill the greatest wizard of all time, you become the greatest wizard of all time. Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time. Snape killed Dumbledore. Nagini killed Snape. Neville killed Nagini.
Sincerely, Conclusion: Neville is the greatest wizard of all time
Please remind me daily that you have a plan and purpose for me.
Sincerely, your heartbroken child,
Please realise that the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important that it changes a woman
Thank you for reminding me once every month that I'm not pregnant, even though I've never had sex. It means a lot.
Sincerely, a sarcastic girl