Dear men mocking women for going everywhere in group,
And if we go alone, we risk being blamed for our own rape or even murder. What's your point?
Sincerely, check your privilege!
Dear People of the World,
Please understand that equal does not mean the same. Men and women are equal, not the same. Mentally ill should be treated equally, not the same. Physically disabled should recieve equal treatment, but not the same.
Sincerely, yes, I support womens' rights, no I do not want to be treated like a man.
Dear people who say Cinderella would have been helpless without her Fairy Godmother,
Where would Aladdin be if the Genie didn't exist?
Sincerely, nobody complains about Aladdin being a "helpless male"
Dear person who thinks weed doesn't kill anything,
It kills relationships. It kills goals. It kills the desire for anything but weed.
Sincerely, not worth it.
Dear smokers who feel threatened,
You have the right to do whatever you want to your lungs. You do NOT, however, have the right to do whatever you want to mine. Could you please smoke somewhere else?
Dear voters of the United States,
Be so kind as to remember that our nation does not have an official religion, and separation of church and state is a big deal. Feel free to practice your religion as you see fit, but please leave it out of my national policy.
Sincerely, an informed atheist sick of having to deal with those attempting to shove religion into law
Dear "I'm saving myself for marriage",
Good for you! Now stop looking down on me because I'm not.
Sincerely, it's called a choice.
Please realize that my grandfather turned down playing in the NBA because he would earn more money being a teacher.
Sincerely, how it should be.
Dear non-believing friend,
You have no problem talking about your latest high or how drunk you got last night, yet as soon as I bring up something about what I did in church, you roll your eyes and complain about how much you "hate religion"?
Sincerely, I'm not the intolerant one here
Dear Colleges and Scholarship Committees,
Here is a radical idea, lets make Scholarships based on Scholastic Achievement, not race, gender or financial standing anything else. I spent four years working my ASS off in classes I didn't want to take so I could pay for college.
Sincerely, A middle class White Male who still cant pay for college...
Dear College Football Player in my Class:,
Please tell me more about how your pulled hamstring has you sitting out the rest of the season. Try having BOTH pulled, shin splints, falling arches and a dislocated rib. Oh, and I love how you tell me how my craft is nothing compared to yours. Dancing is the second most stressful activity a person can do to their body. The first is Rugby, not football.
Sincerely, The Male Ballerina who has to choose between his career, health and grade.
Please actually know what evolution is before completely denouncing it. Evolution refers to a change in organisms over time, and has absolutely nothing to do with the creation of the world. It is people like you that pass judgment on scientific concepts that they do not have even the most basic understanding of that give Christianity a bad name. If choose not to believe in evolution, fine. Just know what it is first and find a logical argument against it so that you do not sound like a complete idiot.
Sincerely, a proud Christian and future Evolutionary Biology major
Dear College Professor,
When the average grade in your class is less than 50%, it probably isn't our fault for "not learning the material"
Sincerely, Learn How to Teach
Dear teenagers who complain about the friend zone,
You know nothing of the friend zone!
Sincerely, S. Snape
Dear girl at my school,
Please stop using "Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow white lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a theif. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stanger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out to attend a party" as an excuse for your behavior. Jasmine didn't want to marry someone she didn't love. Snow White was cleaning for them, not sleeping with them. Pinnochio taught us that lies will be found out eventually. Robin Hood was stealing back the money the rich took from the poor via taxes. Tarzan was raised by apes for gods sake. Sleeping Beauty married him because she knew he was her true love because she wouldn't have woken up if he wasn't. Cinderella was basically a slave.
Sincerely, don't take things out of context and don't try to ruin my childhood because you can't get your act t