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Dear drunk driver that popped up on the curb in front of my house,
I hope you crash. I hope your car bursts into flames and you have to drag your broken body out of the wreckage. I hope you have to live in a wheelchair, remembering your stupidity every time you see your burned face in the mirror.
Dear students who complain about teachers not hole-punching their papers,
One of my teachers has 6 different classes to teach all school week. She wakes up at 2 am, goes to school at 5 am, and stays at school until 6 pm on most days just to grade papers and make lesson plans. And, she still makes time for her students if they ask or if she thinks they need it.
Dear coworker,
Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Dear 'Friendzoned',
I put you there for a reason.
Dear skin-colored band-aids,
Nobody's skin is that color. Not even white people.
Dear Skittles,
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Dear friend who keeps telling me to donate to her causes,
According to you, I'm in the top 15% of richest people globally. However, that does not mean I can afford to go giving it away. Different countries have different currencies, different economies and different prices. What I get may make me wealthy by comparison to the average farmer in Ghana, but here I'm barely above the poverty line. Perhaps you should turn your attention to your own back yard before you go saving the world.
Dear everybody,
I don't care what your gender is.
Dear Long Skirts,
Thanks
Dear ex boyfriend ,
Acne cleared up, lost 25 lbs, and learning how to box.
Dear high school that made yearly research papers mandatory,
The students will thank you when they get assigned their first fifteen page paper.
Dear girls complaining about cramps,
It's ok. I'm here for you.
Dear people who think vegetarians cannot eat eggs,
Chickens do not need a male to lay eggs. Of there is no male present the chicken will still lay eggs, they just won't be fertile. Non-fertile eggs= no babies. This is why some people don't consider eggs a meat.
Dear employer of 11+ years who's done nothing but underpay me and take me for granted,
Please TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT! And don't worry, I won't let the door hit me in the butt on my way out.
Dear body,
Please tell me why I feel so sore and old when I'm only 19!
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