Dear creators of Maleficent,
Please replace the pink fairy. I can never look at Umbridge's face without boiling over with hatred. I will not tell lies!
Sincerely, Still scarred from Harry Potter.
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Have you ever even eaten a grape or cherry before?
Sincerely, a sick person that is completely disappointed in your flavors.
Dear religious people,
Are you only a good person because you are scared of going to Hell?
Sincerely, a kind, generous and happy unreligious person.
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Sincerely, the nerds
Dear welfare recipient,
Please realize that this is for people in need. Not for people too lazy to go to work.
Sincerely, someone who works hard and pays their own way
Dear Fox News,
Please consider marketing your channel as a comedy network since you're such a joke.
Sincerely, BBC, NBC, ABC and CNN
Dear high school,
Why am I the outcast in school for wanting to learn and study instead of snogging in the hallway.
Sincerely, a focused teen
The friendzone goes both ways. We want out too!
Dear those new to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock,
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper
Dear Disney lovers,
Mulan was not a princess. Nor was Belle.
Sincerely, Being the main female character does not make them royalty.
Do you want in or out? Please make up your mind...
Sincerely, your human slave
Dear dog owners,
Having your dog wear a leash is not a suggestion, it's the law no matter how "well trained" your dog is!
Sincerely, a dog attack survivor.
You stole my heart and I plan on stealing your last name.
Sincerely, your hopeful girlfriend
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Sincerely, a girl who has hair in new places, new "curves" and a shedding uterus...