Dear Soldier,
I don't know you and this is crazy, but you serve our country and that's amazing.
Sincerely, A Free American and Proud
Dear ignorant people,
Saying all Muslims are terrorists is like saying all Christians are Westboro Baptists.
Sincerely, neither is true
Dear everybody,
I don't care what your gender is
Sincerely, I'm calling you dude
Dear my German Shepherd,
I'm sorry I wasn't here for when your seizures got worse. I thought since it didn't come up in conversations from home, that you were getting better. My heart broke when you didn't come tackle me in welcome when I came back home from college as you always did, and broke even further when Mom started crying when I called for you. She couldn't bare to tell me over the phone about you. I'm sorry I wasn't here to say "Goodbye" and "I love you".
Sincerely, your distraught owner who is spending this summer without her furry best friend
Dear pro-life friend,
Do not call me a heartless murderer. I cannot watch another child suffer and die hopelessly like my first daughter. Allowing that would be inhumane and beyond cruel.
Sincerely, mother of a Tay-Sachs child
Dear Belle, Ariel, Tiana, Aurora, Mulan, Cinderella, Snow White, Jasmine and Rapunzel,
Thanks for being a book nerd. Thanks for showing me what life under the sea is like. Thanks for pursuing your career, not the guy. Thanks for showing me a simple kiss can mean more than sex. Thanks for teaching me how to bring honor to my family. Thanks for teaching me to be patient in love. Thanks for showing how far kindness can take me. Thanks for teaching me to marry who I want. Thanks for reminding me if I want a dream to come true, I have to chase it.
Sincerely, you were my childhood, and I'm not letting go
Dear people saying I could do better than "a guy like that",
He loved me 100 pounds ago
Sincerely, we will love each other through thick and thin
Dear Men,
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
Sincerely, Women prefer Men
Dear People telling Prince William and Kate that their son will be the Half Blood Prince,
Please notice, that since William is the son of Prince Charles and Lady Diana, a royal and a non-royal, HE is already the Half Blood Prince.
Sincerely, it would only be a Quarter Blood Prince
Dear "inspirational" people,
Fat is not always beautiful. Healthy is beautiful.
Sincerely, I'll respect your body when you respect it
Dear Overbearing, judgmental, moronic teenage boy who thinks he knows everything,
Not all Muslims are violent like Saddam Hussein or Osama Bin Laden. Just like not all Christians aren't judgmental, self-righteous buttholes like you.
Sincerely, sick of seeing your moronic posts on Facebook about how all Muslims should be shot on sight.
Dear society,
We took a poll. None of us - I repeat, NONE of us - feel comfortable in a bikini. Skinny, curvy, or otherwise.
Sincerely, girls
Dear friends mom,
Please stop saying that Obama is just like Hitler. I get that you are republican, but that doesn't give you the right to compare our president to a man who killed millions of innocent people.
Sincerely, he isn't out to destroy our nation, either.
Dear Male Politicians,
I know you mean well, but if you don't have a uterus, you should not be legislating on women's reproductive health
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear best friend,
I don't care if you're a lesbian, yes I'll still sleep over at your house if you ask me to, and I don't care what the rest of the school thinks about you.
Sincerely, STILL your best friend.
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