Dear people shit talking on fast food employees,
Please stop.. Everyone has to start somewhere.. At least they're working instead of being an infectious parasite to society..
Sincerely, really it's done..
I don't care if you're in Special Ed. I don't care if I had to do most of your projects in freshman year. I don't care that people glare at me when I talk to you. I don't care that you always have a better manicure than I do. I don't care if you ask me a ton of questions. I don't care that you're hard to understand.
Sincerely, you light up my day, every day
Dear best friend,
Please never worry about losing me as a friend because you told me you were gay.
Sincerely, here to stay, even if you like guys.
Dear boys who say girls complain too much about periods,
Call me when you get cramps. Then we can talk.
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Sincerely, a person who actually read the books and saw the connections.
I don't care if you're black, white, gay, straight, purple, or dinosaur. You love me, and I'll love you back
Sincerely, it's all the same to me
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear elevator ,
Sincerely, very antisocial
Dear best friend,
Thank you for finally breaking up with him. You deserve so much better!
Sincerely, he was horrible to you.
Dear Fourth Grade Bully,
Karma's a bitch huh?
Sincerely, I may be a nerd but you're Pregnant at 17.
Dear boys who complain about girls friend-zoning you or cheating on you,
Look in YOUR friendzone, please
Sincerely, tired of being just a female friend
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Sincerely, the girl who's foot just connected with your balls
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Sincerely, the gay guy sitting next to you.
Please stop taking clothes off the rack and leaving them in random places all over the store. Thanks.
Sincerely, retail clothing clerks.