Dear narrow-minded folks,
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Sincerely, you're missing out.
Dear everyone staring at the beach,
Please don't judge me for wearing a one piece. I know that I'm a skinny teenager but I don't feel comfortable wearing a bikini.
Sincerely, please respect that and don't judge
Dear middle schoolers,
How on EARTH are some of you pregnant?
Sincerely, sixteen and never even held hands
Dear Future son I may have one day,
Please know if I name you Edward it because of Elric and not Cullen.
Sincerely, Your parent
(insert whatever you don't have the courage to say to their face, because that's all I ever see on this site anymore so it's getting really boring)
Sincerely, your (occasionally loving) boyfriend/girlfriend
Dear people who lump me with Snow White and Sleeping Beauty,
Please realise I did not go to the Ball to find love, it just so happened that I found my love there. I just really really wanted to go to that ball and have a fun night away from the house.
Please stop leaving your pad wrappers all over our shared bathroom floor. I know you have monthly... things... but I'd rather not wade through a half-inch carpet of paper to take a piss. I don't leave the tissues I use all ove the place.
Sincerely, brother who shouldn't need to deal with your trash
Dear the man who should walk me down the aisle,
He didnt need your approval to marry me. He needed mine, and thats just what he got.
Sincerely, I'm strong enough to walk myself down the aisle.
Please convert to Potterism. We have cauldron cakes.
Sincerely, a Potterhead
Dear teens who say "I'll respect my elders if they respect me",
It isn't supposed to work that way. You show respect to your elders until they give you reason not to. They will show you respect when you earn it.
Sincerely, that attitude is why we are considered the rudest generation.
Please eliminate student loans. If students simply can't get enormous amounts of money, then colleges won't be able to charge ridiculous tuition.
Sincerely, struggling with debt
Please understand that belief does not necessarily require evidence. In fact it's the other way around.
Thanks for getting me into reading.
Dear Women everywhere,
Just because I complimented you, doesn't mean I'm gay or that I'm hitting on you.
Sincerely, Polite guys out there