Dear [insert: current president here],
You suck! You're the worst president ever! The [insert: other party] would do such a better job! It's totally your fault that [insert: foreign power, gas prices, natural disaster, or lack of parking places] is ruining everything!
Please realize that if you change your wifi network name to "Hack this if you can" it'll change.
Sincerely, If you'd check now, you'd see its new name, "Challenge Accepted"
Dear guy who just called me a lesbian,
Yes I am.
Sincerely, your mom would know...
Dear "popular kid",
If you're "cooler" than me, doesn't that make me "hotter" than you?
Sincerely, just saying.
Dear high school boys,
Just because you can grow a mustache doesn't mean you should.
Sincerely, you look like a pedophile
Dear random person who just asked if I was emo,
I wear mostly black and don't talk much...
Sincerely, I'm a ninja.
Please stop pretending Edward vs. Jacob is about choosing between two guys. One is a vampire and the other is a werewolf. It's more like necrophilia vs. bestiality.
Sincerely, could she choose neither?
Sincerely, sheltered private schooled kid.
Dear multiple choice test,
...Why are the first eleven answers B?
Sincerely, FREAKING OUT.
Don't have sex; you will get pregnant, and die.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
How can you sweat like us when we don't sweat?
Dear Bella Swan,
Depression hurts. Cymbalta can help.
Sincerely, you should be medicated.
Dear "You're killing your hair with hair dye and straighteners....",
Actually, hair is dead skin cells. Can't kill what's already dead.
Sincerely, BOOM ROASTED.
Please know that that "purse" you just stole was actually a diaper bag.
Sincerely, I hope you enjoy that diaper rash ointment.