Dear those who find themselves in the "friend-zone",
Being "friend-zoned" is better than having no friends at all...
Sincerely, lonely nerds everywhere
Dear healthy food,
Please stop spoiling so damn quick.
Sincerely, single person trying to be healthy.
Dear Grammar Nazis,
Please understand that proper spelling and grammar are not indicative of one's intelligence or education, and should not be treated as such.
Please stop getting so emotional about me eating meat. You don't eat meat, and I respect that. But must you sit here and tell me about how I'm a murderer for eating meat, something my body can't function without?
Sincerely, I'm just craving a hamburger, is it really worth giving an hour long rant?
Dear world ,
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hemsworth,
Sincerely, girls and gay boys everywhere
Dear those who are unhopeful,
However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there is life, there is hope.
Sincerely, Stephen Hawking
I hate you.
Sincerely, students everywhere
The three-year-olds I babysit are better at compromising than you. Maybe you need a spanking!
Sincerely, the babysitter
Next time shoot us both.
Sincerely, One sided love is no fun
Please stop calling Justin Bieber gay. We don't want him either.
Dear students who complain about getting their grades back,,
You had to do ONE paper, and your teacher has to grade 80 . Have some respect.
Sincerely, a teacher's daughter who never sees her mom, because she's always grading papers
Dear Finding Dory,
Finally there's a sequel to Finding Nemo, which came out in 2003! But the sequel hits theaters in 2015?
Sincerely, I'VE DONE MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Dear porn site,
No, I will not "like" you on Facebook!
Sincerely, someone with common sense
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Sincerely, someone who is tired of white-washed, male dominant media