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Dear world,
Robert Pattinson admitted that he would rather play Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen.
Dear young male cashier at the drug store,
Thanks for not giving me any weird looks when I purchased Midol, ice cream and tampons.
Dear driver's license test,
I was just thinking about how much easier life would be if we were all wizards and could apparate and ride broomsticks.
Dear Mom saying "But I used changed your diapers",
Yes, and I used to suck on your boobs. Times have changed.
Dear Crest White Strips,
Please explain why in your commercials, the people already have white teeth?
Dear nice funny sweet cute and single guy I just talked to,
Please don't be gay. Please don't be gay. Please don't be gay.
Dear guy singing Adele in the staff room,
Thank you for not stopping when I decided to walk in and harmonize.
Dear History teacher,,
Thank you for putting me next to my best friend AND my boyfriend when you made the seating chart.
Dear guys who say girls shouldn't complain about periods,
An egg has ruptured from our ovaries and our uterus is falling out of us.
Dear Universtiy of St. Andrews,
Please know that I'm only applying to you because you're a school in Scotland that used to be a castle.
Dear four-year-old little brother,
So let me get this straight. You've never seen Dragon Tails, Anastasia, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas or Mulan...?
Dear Tarzan,
Why don't you have a beard?
Dear world,
No matter if you love Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, the Last Airbender, or Pokemon, let all fandoms coexist.
Dear french teacher,
I can't even write a decent essay in English.
Dear friend who started arguing with her mom as soon as we walked in the door,
Um, okay. I'll just look sit on the couch and look at your guys' family pictures. Er... I'll pretend to be really interested in the floor tile... Uh... Yeah, I'll just sneak out the back door and go home...
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