Of course you can have my blessing for marrying Ginny, on one condition. First, you MUST tell me what the function of a rubber duck is. I've been dying to find out.
Dear girl who says she likes bad boys,
Guess what? I went on Disney Channel.com WITHOUT my parents permission.
Sincerely, I'll pick you up at seven.
Dear people who ask if I don't eat meat because I love animals,
No, it's because I hate plants
Sincerely, vegetarians everywhere
Sincerely, oh, wait, this isn't my diary.
Dear Harry Potter,
We have a colorless, odorless liquid that makes people tell the truth too. Except we don't call it Veritaserum, we call it Vodka.
Sincerely, people of the Muggle world
Dear girl who says she has double D's,
You must be talking about your grades, right?
Sincerely, the smart girl who knows you stuff your bra
Dear random 6th grader in the hall,
Thank you for yelling I FOUND YOU!!! When I was wearing a red and white striped shirt, jeans, and glasses
Sincerely, you made my day
Dear girls at school dances,,
Those dresses are WHOREifyingly short.
Sincerely, bad puns.
Dear sister who just turned 13,
Welcome to the dark side. we've been expecting you.
Dear girls who want a Romeo and Juilet like relationship,
You asked for it!
Why is "Dick" a nickname for "Richard?"
Sincerely, did someone just not like Richard?
I've been struggling to get my license since 1999. Which makes me at least 29, and still working in a fast food place. And you're still letting your kids watch me?
America ranks third in a list of countries that like America....
Sincerely, that is the saddest thing I have ever heard.
If you think about it, God was the original hipster. He existed before existence even existed
Sincerely, but everything else was made in china