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Dear Internet,
I think I figured out why there seem to be so many introverts in here.
Dear Brain,
Please leave me alone. I just want to be happy here.
Dear Society,
Please understand that if we are talking about equal rights for everyone, religious rights are included. Just because we aren't supporting something doesn't mean that we despise the people that do.
Dear People who only preach about "equality" for a certain group,
If the LGBT community can have Gay,Lesbian,Bi, or Trans parades, then I want to be able to have a Straight parade or no sexual orientation gets to have one. If the Black community gets a whole month dedicated to their history then there should also be a White, Hispanic, and also Asian History Months or no race gets one. If women want to be treated as equals to men then they also need to take on the responsibilities and consequences it comes with and not get favored in places like courts.
Dear people who ask me when I'm going to real college,
Please tell me, since when is community college fake?
Dear Employer,
Please understand, I'm not taking days off sick even thought that's what I tell you. I'm taking days off to go for job interviews so I can get the hell out of your terribly run, horrendously understaffed and all round shitty company.
Dear People who are staring,
Please stop staring at my best friend and I. It is perfectly normal to blast Disney tunes from the convertable with the top down.
Dear classmates that bitch about our English teacher...,
Please She is only doing her job, you are failing not because of her but because of you not doing your work and doing the homework! Her class isn't hard!
Dear mom and dad,
Please stop asking me to invite over my friends
Dear Teachers and Students,
Please speak louder? To me I'm yelling.
Dear new hire,
Yeah, I'm a girl. I've also been shopping her for the past seven years, and I've become good friends with the manager. Guess whose going to come out on top when I tell him about you trying to charge me 30 bucks for a 7 dollar game?
Dear media.,
Please stop making my 12 year old sister believe that she's too fat to go outside. It kills me to see her cry when clothes don't fit. She's never going to be skinny, but she needs to know that that's okay. Please help her.
Dear Ariel,
Why didn't you just write out a message to Eric?
Dear Boy Across the Room in my AP US History Class,
You don't talk in class, I don't talk in class. You park next to the most annoying girl in class, I park on the other side of her. We should do thes activities in a more formal enviroment. How do you feel about the prom?
Dear boys,
My girlfriend and I spent the night at her house making a pillow fort, doing each other's hair and talking about Schwarzenegger's abs.
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