Dear School Board,
I understand due to budget cuts, you had to take out some programs. What I don't find fair is how you are willing to take out all the music and other fine arts programs without taking out any of the sports.
Sincerely, I say you take one fine arts program, you do the same for athletics.
Dear girls who want a knight in shining armour,
can I just have his sword?
Sincerely, a girl who can look after herself.
Dear Certain Military Wives On Base,
Stop parading around your husband's rank as if it were your own and trying to wield authority with it, especially over other military members. It's annoying, a bit insulting, and you're quite frankly embarrassing yourself.
Sincerely, A woman who actually earned her rank
Please don't threaten to lower my grade average if I don't speak more in class. Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I don't work hard and deserve an A.
Sincerely, shy student who is too afraid to raise her hand.
why do you not like nickelback?
Sincerely, they have some pretty good songs
Dear people of the world,
Please realize there is a difference between unplanned pregnancy and unwanted pregnancy.
Sincerely, happy, but surprised mother.
Can I have my body back now? I don't even care about the hair, I just want my stamina to get through a day of work.
Sincerely, I'm only 23. I shouldn't have to deal with this.
Even though all you hear about are "Christians" from bigoted churches such as Westboro Babtist, I promise we exist.
Sincerely, A nonjudgmental Christian
I have mood poisoning.
Sincerely, must have been something I hate
Dear People who say "who farted?",
Please stop saying that. It's not like the person who farted could help it. All you're doing is making them feel bad.
Sincerely, grow up.
Dear guys who ask why I'm still single,
Sincerely, if I knew I probably wouldn't be single
Please stop telling me that teenagers think they know everything when I have never claimed to or acted as if I thought I did.
Sincerely, I find it's adults that usually think they know everything
Dear Dream College,
Just because I don't qualify for financial aid, doesn't mean I can afford to pay $55,000 a year.
Sincerely, Stuck in the Middle
Dear everyone who made Catching Fire possible,
Please accept my sincere thanks. You took a book out of a series I love, and breathed life into it. It's proof that you can stick to a book without ruining it, and that's quite a testament to you all.
Sincerely, a very happy Hunger Games series fan
Dear People in general,
I was raised to be polite. It's not flirting, it's making conversation. It's not being a germaphobe, it's covering my mouth because I doubt you want to see my uvula when I yawn. It's not babying, it's being sympathetic.
Sincerely, a polite teenager