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Dear Fourth Grade Bully,
Karma's a bitch huh?
Dear boys who complain about girls friend-zoning you or cheating on you,
Look in YOUR friendzone, please
Dear best friend,
Thank you for finally breaking up with him. You deserve so much better!
Dear School Bully,
Did I tell you that I started taking Karate?
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Dear boy,
If you dare call my friend fat again I will castrate you with a machete.
Dear guests,
Please stop taking clothes off the rack and leaving them in random places all over the store. Thanks.
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Please understand that she may not be the girl for you. I acted on my affections for a girl and all it got me was a "friend" who abused me because she knew I was so deeply in love with her that I wouldn't care.
Dear Mom,
You can't just "stop it with the depression thing."
Dear Short Boy,
Please don't be weirded out that I like you... you're nice, smart, and cute! Take a chance on me?
Dear Spring,
*sniff* I am loving that you finally made an appearance. *cough* The beautiful weather. *sneeze* The gorgeous blossoms everywhere. *hack* And the tidal wave of pollen that has washed over the area. *wheeze* You are beautiful. *choke*
Dear girls laughing at me in gymnastics today,
Please realize that even though I can't do a front handspring, that's no reason to laugh at my attempts. Did my friends and I laugh when you were scared of water in the swimming unit?
Dear people who say "You're the same people, you're twins,
Please realize that we are two individuals with different interests, likes, and personalities
Dear butterflies in my stomach,
Please find somewhere else to flutter; I need to sleep tonight.
Dear wanarexics,
Please stop being so ignorant. An eating disorder is just that, a disorder. Not a lifestyle choice, and definitely is not glamourous. Stop everything you are doing.
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