Dear best friend,
Our college conversations about boys are exactly the same as middle school conversations about boys, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Sincerely, He sat next to me in class! And he's wearing my favorite color, it's a sign....
Dear schooling system,
Please can we have 2 schools? 1 for people who think underage sex and drug use is ok/good and 1 for people who actually care about out future.
Sincerely, bored of dealing with idiots
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Sincerely, you said what all of us were thinking
Dear "virgins are like unicorns!!!!",
Please just stop. You hated it when people who have sex were considered better than people who don't. You hated it when "sluts" were more liked than you. So why are you flipping it around on them? Why is sleeping with people wrong? Why is NOT sleeping with people wrong? Please remember: Being a virgin/not being a virgin does not make you better/worse than someone who is your opposite.
Sincerely, a fellow virgin
Dear Jacob,
Please stop calling yourself a werewolf. You're an animagus. Now, please turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Professor Snape
Dear Crush's Older Brother,
Thanks for embarrassing me in band class when you asked him "why haven't you dumped your girlfriend yet? She's way better!" and pointed to me.
Sincerely, He told me he would think about it
Dear Mike Jeffries CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch,
I am disgusted by your hurtful comments that say your store will only sell to a certain type of person, aka the "popular, skinny" type, which is the only type of beauty in your head. I may physically be the type of person you want shopping at your stores, but please know that I will never shop there again, and my friends are doing the same.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear nerds,
At my school the theater kids, Doctor Who/LOTR/Harry Potter/Star Wars/Star Trek fans, avid readers, and comic book debaters have become so popular that even the 'cool' kids are confused.
Sincerely, start a revolution
Dear people who are against gay parents,
Last time I checked, Timone and Pumba did an excellent job raising me.
Sincerely, Simba
Dear breast tumor,
Please don't be cancerous
Sincerely, I'm only 20
Dear school nurse,
I have to pay for tampons...but the condoms here are free?
Sincerely, get your priorities straight
Dear everyone ,
Please know that while cancer is life changing it's not the only illness that should get recognized
Sincerely, an epileptic that just wants epilepsy to be known
Dear Best Friend,
The fact that you're transgender doesn't change anything. I still love you as much as I did before, and though I may not agree with you and I may not understand, I would never hate you for that. You're still my best friend, and thanks for telling me the truth.
Sincerely, your Christian best friend who loves you anyway
Dear "normal kid",
Special needs kids NEED the help. You wouldn't understand unless you are one of them.
Sincerely, offended special needs kid
Dear gangsters,
Welcome to our initiation! First step, pull your pants up.
Sincerely, Al Capone
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