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THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Katy Perry,
California rolls, we're unforgettable... cucumber, wasabi on top!
Dear politicians,
Like diapers, you should be changed often.
Dear splits,
Just...a...little...bit...further....
Dear world,
Come to the nerdy side...
Dear 7th grader who hit on me during 5th period lunch,
I told you I was a teacher. Now do you believe me?
Dear puberty,
THANK YOU!
Dear Big Time Rush,
Nice video for "Worldwide." Where'd you get the airport and white outfits idea?
Dear tampon commercials,
Please don't show a girl crowd surfing wearing white pants while she's on her period. I will always win!
Dear girl who should be de-clawed,
I didn't know finger nails could do that!
Dear TV,
Please don't have a Harry Potter marathon on the weekend before finals!
Dear guys,
I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Dear people who say "nothing is impossible",
Ever tried to slam a revolving door?
Dear Math,
Please stop whining. At least you have an x. Stop rubbing your relationship history in my face.
Dear fans,
If Kayne managed to steal the mic, is Taylor really swift?
Dear TV,
Please stop playing tampon, Pamprin, Nuva Ring, and other vaginal related commercials while I'm watching a movie on tv with my dad, he starts getting really squirmy.
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