Please find a cure to HIV. I don't want to be treated like I have the plague anymore.
Sincerely, an unlucky kid who misses giving his mom a hug.
Dear people who think vegetarians cannot eat eggs,
Chickens do not need a male to lay eggs. Of there is no male present the chicken will still lay eggs, they just won't be fertile. Non-fertile eggs= no babies. This is why some people don't consider eggs a meat.
Sincerely, a girl who grew up raising chickens.
Dear ex boyfriend ,
Acne cleared up, lost 25 lbs, and learning how to box.
Sincerely, your "fat and ugly" ex girlfriend you just whistled at
Please stop arguing with idiots on the internet. You know it only ever pisses you off.
Sincerely, Your Sanity
Dear Guy who says that no guy wants to just be friends,
Some of my best friends are girls. I put THEM in the friendzone.
Sincerely, a guy who prefers a girl's company sometimes
Dear People Who Skip the Ninth Doctor,
Yes, David Tennant is hot. Yes, he is the best Doctor of all time. But Nine is important too!
Sincerely, Girl Who Appreciates All the Doctors
Please light your own stuff on fire.
Sincerely, I have to walk to work now
Get your own blood.
Sincerely, covered in mosquito bites
Dear life ,
Why can't you have background music?
Sincerely, then I might understand what's going on all the time
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Sincerely, lemon lime lovers everywhere
Please leash your dogs on walks. Your dog is small but wants to kill my large, leashed dog. If it gets here and bites her, it won't survive.
Sincerely, just because it's small doesn't make it safe
Dear talkative outgoing girl,
Please stop asking me why I'm so quiet. It makes feel like a freak, and it's definitely not helping.
Sincerely, the shy girl who wishes she didn't second-guess every thought
Explain to me how I can be connected to so many people, and yet feel so alone at the same time.
Dear old lady,
I don't get paid for this at all. Every cent of our ticket fees goes towards paying for our drama department, and we will be lucky to break even charging what we do. So, no, we are not going to give you a senior discount.
Sincerely, either pay the four bucks or go away