Dear difficult people in my life,
Although it's been hard, you've shown me exactly who I don't want to be when I grow up.
Sincerely, thank you
Dear employers everywhere,
Please, for the love of God, stop making fill out eight pages of webpage filled with the exact things that are on my resume. I'm a grownup.
Sincerely, Burned out and a little offended
Please stop making me view everything as a slide show
Sincerely, A dude who would rather view everything on one page
Thank you for being my friend when I was alone.
Sincerely, forever grateful
Please keep fighting cancer as hard as you can. You can't give up now.
Sincerely, your granddaughter's wedding is only 2 weeks away.
It's called a sports bra
Sincerely, my boobs are the same size as yesterday
Please know a proper use of the term is along the lines of, "I wear my seatbelt every time I get in the car. YOLO."
Sincerely, Yes, you live once, make it count.
Dear people that believe jocks are stupid ,
Did you know we have to have a certain GPA to play a sport? Also, if we play in college we have to have good grades to STAY in that college
Sincerely, what happened to don't judge a book by its cover?
Dear Princess Bride movie fans,
Please, PLEASE read the book. It will make you appreciate the movie MORE.
Sincerely, Plus, there's more backstory for Inigo and Fezzik.
Dear Real World,
Please make this job search easier. I've worked 3 internships, studied abroad, and graduated with a BBA in less than 4 years...
Sincerely, Looking for a light at the end of the tunnel
Dear boy in my English class,
Please know that I really enjoyed talking about Doctor Who for the whole class, and I think you are adorable.
Sincerely, can we hang out outside of school?
Dear girls who don't get dressed up,
Sometimes it's good to feel pretty with your hair and make up done
Sincerely, it's okay to feel like a girl
Dear Anti-gun Americans,
Please realize that the only reason your country exists is because everyday people had guns and were willing to use them.
Sincerely, It's a basic right, deal with it.
Dear people who hate on Bieber nonstop,
I think we are all in agreement. Now move on.
Dear best guy friend,
I know neither of us like each other, but thank you for saying that "you're so awesome and I don't understand why you don't have.a boyfriend" when I got insecure.
Sincerely, glad we can keep it platonic