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Dear Bruno Mars,
Wouldn't YOUR eyes have to be open to know that hers were?
Dear kid,
No matter what you hear, we had nothing to do with your mother getting pregnant.
Dear mom,
Whine and scream all I want...?
Dear little kids,
Please stop looking for Nemo... He's gone.
Dear water,
WHY YOU NO SPLASH ON MY FACE LIKE IN THE COMMERCIALS?
Dear society,
Can I get a KitKat for every lie you tell me?
Dear companies that thought fancy packaging would make more people buy the product,
Mission accomplished!
Dear Charles Dickens,
It was the best of moods. It was the worst of moods.
Dear cats,
Curiosity never killed me. Let me show you how it's done...
Dear girls,
Stop asking us for advice. We really can't tell you if he loves you or not.
Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
Your name is my name too!
Dear butt,
Don't you have a life?
Dear person in movie who is being chased by a rolling boulder.,
Don't run in front of it! Just run to the side! It won't kill you if you're not in from of it!
Dear " spiders are scared of you",
If they ARE scared of me, then why did the GIANT one near the garage door sit and stare into my soul?!
Dear corn flake,
I dropped you on the floor and stepped on you.
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