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Dear world,
Please realize that whether you're white or black, gay or straight, male or female, catholic, Jewish, Protestant, Muslim or anything else- it doesn't bother me
Dear society,
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Dear You,
You're living. You occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means?
Dear people who say men like curves,
Not all bony girls are anorexic. Some of us are just naturally tiny.
Dear my fellow African Americans,
Just because we were abused in our past history doesn't mean we should abuse each other today.
Dear English language,
Why do the words "horrible" and "horrific" have the same meaning whereas "terrible" and "terrific" have opposite meanings?
Dear holiday lovers,
Please don't let the holiday season be the only time when you're nice to people. It feels awkward and disingenuous when people smile in your face during Christmas but frown at you the rest of the year.
Dear Soldiers,
Please remember that if you were an asshole before you enlisted and nothing has changed, you are just an asshole in a different outfit.
Dear "friendzone" mindset,
So, what? Our friendship isn't good enough for you?
Dear US Government,
You say you want a "separation of church and state." If that is the case, then why is "under God" in our Pledge?
Dear people who think 'nerd' is an insult,
Why thank you. I'm proud to be a nerd.
Dear EXTREMELY oversensitive female,
Please understand: the facts that Jesus (presumably) had a penis, and you (presumably) do not, have NOTHING to do with your salvation. God is not misogynist; if He was, He would not have created humans, male AND FEMALE, in His image. Nor would the New Testament say that in Christ there is no longer Jew nor Gentile, nor slave nor free, nor MALE OR FEMALE, for YOU ARE ALL ONE. This church is not misogynist either; if it was, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have a FEMALE priest. The occasional use of "mankind" in a song to refer to ALL of humanity is not a personal slight against you; it is a commonly accepted generic term used at the composer's discretion. We cannot rewrite every piece of music because you don't like a pronoun here or there. Just PLEASE take a chill pill already.
Dear Republicans,
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Dear society,
Please realize that just because I am a straight, caucasian male from a middle class family does NOT mean that I am a racist, sexist, elitist and homophobic person.
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