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Dear Mario,,
Seriously?! He kidnaps me numerous times, and you INVITE HIM GO-KARTING?!
Dear customer,
Please continue to glare at me through the window just because we are closed.
Dear Kate Midleton and Prince William,
If you have a son, does that make him a Half Blood Prince?
Dear man on the train,
Please look before you sit
Dear friend asking me if im racist,
Nope! I hate all people equally.
Dear Voldemort,
Your Horcruxes should have been cats, they have nine lives.
Dear Science Major Roomate,
No, the Nucleus dissolves into Chromosomes during Prophase. I sometimes read your textbook when I get bored.
Dear English teacher,
Thanks for noting how much time I put into this essay, and thanks for the A.
Mom mom mom mom mama mama mama mama Lois Lois Lois Lois,
Hi
Dear monsters inc.,
mike and sully live together, adopted a human, and came out of the closet
Dear people looking at me weird,
What? you haven't seen a 14 year old girl with a cape and a viking helmet ride freely on a trike before?
Dear church,
My new robe is supposed to be holy, not holey.
Dear totally perfect guy I only met once,
I have spent hours on facebook typing in every possible spelling of your first, last, and even middle name, found your school on google maps, traced bus routes to that school, and still, nothing. Congratulations, you are totally unstalkable.
Dear 5 year old brother,
Yes, the sun is made up of lots of gasses. ...No, it's not a gigantic fart.
Dear Jersey Shore,
If I wanted to watch talking carrots I would've watched Veggie Tales.
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