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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear husband,
You're tall. I'm short. I will periodically ask you to grab something from the top shelf.
Dear Christian school,
You're saying tank tops aren't allowed because they're a distraction to boys?
Dear Dad,
Please don't cover my eyes when watching a scene in a movie where there are girls dancing in bras and underwear.
Dear 'customer' who stole my phone while I was working to help you,
Please know that I had to run your credit, and know your name, address, and I also have you on camera stealing it.
Dear "child proof" packaging,
I hate you.
Dear Shakespeare,
All our lives we are led up to believe that you are this great and cultured poet. Then we read the first scene of Romeo and Juliet and you are telling sex jokes.
Dear moms in Todlers in Tiaras,
I think your on the wrong show...
Dear "this assignment can't be done the night before",
You're right. It can be done at lunch the day it's due.
Dear history teacher who told a kid in my class to stop making fun of mormons because "You wouldn't like it if someone made fun of your religion,
He is mormon.
Dear Mr. Weasely,
The exact function of a rubber duck is a bath time companion or toy.
Dear Lady Gaga,
I figured it out. You're a witch, and you dress so crazily because you don't know how to blend in with the Muggles.
Dear winter,
Thank you for making my breath visible.
Dear 7 year old brother,
Please continue to hop away like a bunny when I told you to 'hop off' because I was in a bad mood. You made my day.
Dear Crowded Staircase,
Thank you for shoving me up against the super hot Male Swim Captain. I really enjoyed the way his biceps flexed when he caught me. Same time tomorrow.
Dear people who don't like Harry Potter because there's magic in it,
Have you ever seen Cinderella?
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