Seriously?! He kidnaps me numerous times, and you INVITE HIM GO-KARTING?!
Please continue to glare at me through the window just because we are closed.
Sincerely, I find your anger hilarious
Dear Kate Midleton and Prince William,
If you have a son, does that make him a Half Blood Prince?
Sincerely, The World
Dear man on the train,
Please look before you sit
Sincerely, you weren't welcome on my lap
Dear friend asking me if im racist,
Nope! I hate all people equally.
Your Horcruxes should have been cats, they have nine lives.
Sincerely, thats 54 extra tries at world domination
Dear Science Major Roomate,
No, the Nucleus dissolves into Chromosomes during Prophase. I sometimes read your textbook when I get bored.
Sincerely, Music Major
Dear English teacher,
Thanks for noting how much time I put into this essay, and thanks for the A.
Sincerely, I wrote it during lunch.
Mom mom mom mom mama mama mama mama Lois Lois Lois Lois,
Dear monsters inc.,
mike and sully live together, adopted a human, and came out of the closet
Sincerely, draw your own conclusions...
Dear people looking at me weird,
What? you haven't seen a 14 year old girl with a cape and a viking helmet ride freely on a trike before?
Sincerely, it's Wal-Mart, what did you expect?
My new robe is supposed to be holy, not holey.
Sincerely, even nuns have puns.
Dear totally perfect guy I only met once,
I have spent hours on facebook typing in every possible spelling of your first, last, and even middle name, found your school on google maps, traced bus routes to that school, and still, nothing. Congratulations, you are totally unstalkable.
Sincerely, It's like hot-guy-Where's-Waldo
Dear 5 year old brother,
Yes, the sun is made up of lots of gasses. ...No, it's not a gigantic fart.
Sincerely, you're so cute.