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Dear Epidemiologists,
Please find a cure to HIV. I don't want to be treated like I have the plague anymore.
Dear people who think vegetarians cannot eat eggs,
Chickens do not need a male to lay eggs. Of there is no male present the chicken will still lay eggs, they just won't be fertile. Non-fertile eggs= no babies. This is why some people don't consider eggs a meat.
Dear ex boyfriend ,
Acne cleared up, lost 25 lbs, and learning how to box.
Dear Self,
Please stop arguing with idiots on the internet. You know it only ever pisses you off.
Dear Guy who says that no guy wants to just be friends,
Some of my best friends are girls. I put THEM in the friendzone.
Dear People Who Skip the Ninth Doctor,
Yes, David Tennant is hot. Yes, he is the best Doctor of all time. But Nine is important too!
Dear Protestors,
Please light your own stuff on fire.
Dear mosquitoes,
Get your own blood.
Dear life ,
Why can't you have background music?
Dear Skittles,
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Dear everyone,
Please leash your dogs on walks. Your dog is small but wants to kill my large, leashed dog. If it gets here and bites her, it won't survive.
Dear talkative outgoing girl,
Please stop asking me why I'm so quiet. It makes feel like a freak, and it's definitely not helping.
Dear Facebook,
Explain to me how I can be connected to so many people, and yet feel so alone at the same time.
Dear old lady,
I don't get paid for this at all. Every cent of our ticket fees goes towards paying for our drama department, and we will be lucky to break even charging what we do. So, no, we are not going to give you a senior discount.
Dear Democrats,
Calling black Republicans "Uncle Toms" is racist. Your political affiliation does not give you license to be hateful to the people who disagree with you.
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