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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear hyenas,
Mufasa!!!
Dear short shorts,
If they come in that width, they should not come in that length.
Dear Youtube videos that aren't available in my country,
It's not like I live in Antartica.
Dear Pooh,
We can only make so much honey!
Dear peoplewhotalklikethisallthetime,
Can you not find the spacebar?
Dear boys on Xbox live,
If you're gonna cry about it, you should turn off your mic first.
Dear God,
Do you talk to us through fortune cookies, Dove chocolate wrappers, and soda caps?
Dear History teacher,
I'm sorry that I was laughing while you were teaching about the black plague.
Dear wearers of shorts,
Please remember that the 3 inch inseam on your shorts means 3 inches down your leg, not 3 inches up your butt.
Dear bra,
You give me all the support I will ever need.
Dear dark side,
WE have the best cookies.
Dear girls who watch The Bachelorette,
You do realize that you're watching a show about a girl that would be considered a slut if she didn't have a TV show, right?
Dear people in electric wheelchairs,
If you get arrested for public intoxication do you also get a DUI?
Dear whitening toothpaste,
Yeah, right.
Dear girls in the locker room,
Please, If your going to change and you have a thong don't bend over.
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