Dear teenagers who complain about the friend zone,
You know nothing of the friend zone!
Dear College Professor,
When the average grade in your class is less than 50%, it probably isn't our fault for "not learning the material"
Dear anyone,
Please know that not every man in my culture is sexist.
Dear people who say my beliefs contradict each other,
No, they don't. Feminism stands for equal rights for ALL people. That, to me, includes the unborn.
Dear Step-Mother,
Thank you for being there when I began to realize how toxic being around my biological mother really was. I'm sorry it took me so long to fully accept you into my family.
Dear College,
Please don't raise my tuition. I would love to be educated. Just because I'm a white male doesn't mean I'm made of money.
Dear girl at my school,
Please stop using "Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow white lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a theif. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stanger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out to attend a party" as an excuse for your behavior. Jasmine didn't want to marry someone she didn't love. Snow White was cleaning for them, not sleeping with them. Pinnochio taught us that lies will be found out eventually. Robin Hood was stealing back the money the rich took from the poor via taxes. Tarzan was raised by apes for gods sake. Sleeping Beauty married him because she knew he was her true love because she wouldn't have woken up if he wasn't. Cinderella was basically a slave.
Dear elementary schools,
So let me get this straight... Kids aren't allowed to sing Christmas songs anymore because it's offensive. They're not allowed to bring treats on their birthday anymore because it's unhealthy. They're not allowed to play with a real soccer ball or play tag because it's too dangerous. And if a boy kisses a girl, it's sexual harrasment.
Dear guys,
Just because some girls have perfect skin and are pretty without makeup does not mean everyone does. Stop hating on girls that wear makeup because it helps them feel less insecure.
Dear Youtube,
Stop trying to make Google Plus happen. It's NOT going to happen
Dear Marine Corps,
Please don't have slogans up like 'there are no such thing as female marines, just marines', if you're going to hold females to a different standard. You tell us that we all earn the same title, yet one gender has to go through a significantly harder experience than the other. How are you supposed to expect all the males to respect us as equal marines if we only need to be about half as physically fit as they do to earn the title? To literally not be allowed to be tested on pull-ups because most girls can't do one is actually kind of demeaning. I mean, who cares if there will be less females who can qualify? Isn't our motto 'the few and the proud' in the first place?
Dear non-believing friend,
You have no problem talking about your latest high or how drunk you got last night, yet as soon as I bring up something about what I did in church, you roll your eyes and complain about how much you "hate religion"?
Dear you,
You look fantastic today. Yes, you. I mean it. You should smile more.
Dear clothing companies,
Please stop making you clothes so revealing
Dear happiness,
I don't know what I've done to deserve you, or whether or not you're going to stay, but welcome. From the bottom of my heart, welcome back.