Please realize that whether you're white or black, gay or straight, male or female, catholic, Jewish, Protestant, Muslim or anything else- it doesn't bother me
Sincerely, I hate all humans equally
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Sincerely, A girl who just wants her privacy.
You're living. You occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means?
Sincerely, ...you matter.
Dear people who say men like curves,
Not all bony girls are anorexic. Some of us are just naturally tiny.
Sincerely, born thin
Dear my fellow African Americans,
Just because we were abused in our past history doesn't mean we should abuse each other today.
Sincerely, When will we come together and learn
Dear English language,
Why do the words "horrible" and "horrific" have the same meaning whereas "terrible" and "terrific" have opposite meanings?
Sincerely, Curious English language speaker
Dear holiday lovers,
Please don't let the holiday season be the only time when you're nice to people. It feels awkward and disingenuous when people smile in your face during Christmas but frown at you the rest of the year.
Sincerely, kindness should be constant, not seasonal
Please remember that if you were an asshole before you enlisted and nothing has changed, you are just an asshole in a different outfit.
Sincerely, People are just people.
Dear "friendzone" mindset,
So, what? Our friendship isn't good enough for you?
Sincerely, Sorry, not sorry.
Dear US Government,
You say you want a "separation of church and state." If that is the case, then why is "under God" in our Pledge?
Dear people who think 'nerd' is an insult,
Why thank you. I'm proud to be a nerd.
Sincerely, now, if you'll excuse me, I have an actual future to attend to
Dear EXTREMELY oversensitive female,
Please understand: the facts that Jesus (presumably) had a penis, and you (presumably) do not, have NOTHING to do with your salvation. God is not misogynist; if He was, He would not have created humans, male AND FEMALE, in His image. Nor would the New Testament say that in Christ there is no longer Jew nor Gentile, nor slave nor free, nor MALE OR FEMALE, for YOU ARE ALL ONE. This church is not misogynist either; if it was, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have a FEMALE priest. The occasional use of "mankind" in a song to refer to ALL of humanity is not a personal slight against you; it is a commonly accepted generic term used at the composer's discretion. We cannot rewrite every piece of music because you don't like a pronoun here or there. Just PLEASE take a chill pill already.
Sincerely, EXTREMELY stressed out (female!) music leader
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Sincerely, Isis, the Egyptian goddess of the moon, love, magic, fertility and healing.