Dear cute girl in my Chemistry class,
I wish i were Adenine so i could be paired with "U".
Sincerely, the nerd across the room
Most girls hate you, but I love seeing you every month!
Sincerely, a sexually-active girl.
Dear Frozen fans,
Let it go.
Sincerely, not a fan
Please stop being such a cockblock.
Sincerely, Horny, but bloody...
Please excuse my fanatical followers. Unfortunately, I promised that I would love everyone the same...
I want to be one of you but there is no way in hell I'm burning my bra. My boobs are just too big...
Sincerely, a girl who needs her support.
Dear those who tell me that I eat too much,
I can't hear you over my chewing...
Sincerely, curvy and content.
Dear Dora the Explorer fans,
"Explorer" in Spanish is "exploradora". Get it now?
Sincerely, Someone who speaks Spanish, not Spanglish.
Dear people having a bad day,
If Britney Spears could make it through 2007, you can make it through today.
Sincerely, someone who is here to help!
Stop following me wherever I go!
Sincerely, students everywhere
Dear hot guy in my AP math class,
Please be my derivative so you can lie tangent to my curves.
Sincerely, the nerdy girl who sits behind you
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Sincerely, a girl who has hair in new places, new "curves" and a shedding uterus...
Where were you when I needed you?
Sincerely, now an atheist.
Sincerely, a pessimist