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THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear GAP clothing,
Do you really think someone is going to buy a shirt that says "69" all over it?
Dear Bellatrix,
I think you killed the wrong Black.
Dear mom,
Yes, of course I'm pregnant. What did you expect?
Dear Jane Doe,
Did you marry John Doe, or are you his sister?
Dear teacher,
When you say "Write in complete sentences", the majority of the class assumes you are saying "write incomplete sentences".
Dear Glee,
Ruining good songs was OUR idea!
Dear Waldo,
Please return my invisibility cloak. This prank on the muggles has gone on long enough.
Dear skinny guy riding a motorcycle who nodded at me,
Just because you are riding a motorcycle does not automatically make you cool or attractive.
Dear optimists and pessimists,
Clearly, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Dear Coors Light,
If the main attraction to your beer is "it's cold", you are not doing so well.
Dear boy who just asked me to sit on his lap,
Boy you ain't no Santa Claus, I don't wanna be yo ho ho ho!
Dear students,
Want to hear a chemistry joke?
Dear customer,
Just because I work here and I am a girl does not mean you can tell me to "make you a sandwich!"
Dear boys,
You send out more mixed signals than Helen Keller directing traffic.
Dear floor,
I missed you!
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