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Dear Facebook,
Please make an app when you enter the dates you have exams and make Facebook shut off until they are over.
Dear nerd in my P.E. class,
Please continue to break stereotypes and beat the jocks at football.
Dear teachers,
So, you give us about a day to write a 3 page paper, but you give yourselves about a month to grade it?
Dear brain,
Please accept my apology for the last few... but I know I got it right with this guy.
Dear people who make candy and soda flavored lip balm,
Nutella flavored lip balm, please.
Dear sleep,
You will always be my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.
Dear stupid people in my physics class,
Please keep getting really low grades on tests, forcing the teacher to curve the grades
Dear girl wearing a dress today,
I thought we all agreed that outfits on finals day were synonymous with outfits on sick days.
Dear Chapstick,
Does anyone ever finish you?
Dear celebrities,
Whose picture do you take to the hairdresser when you want a new haircut?
Dear World,
If twin females marry twin males and each couple has a baby, will the babies look alike?
Dear Harvard,
YOU HAVE A QUIDDITCH TEAM?!
Dear wallet,
Please stop losing all the weight.
Dear Irish exchange student,
If you say "discombobulated" one more time, I swear I will kiss you.
Dear Math Teachers,
Give me an example of a life situation where I can't use my calculator...
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