Please realize that just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I'm homophobic. Yes I believe it is wrong, however I also believe that unless you too claim to be Christian, then I have no right to judge you. I won't judge you, so please don't judge me
Dear atheist complaining to me about how religious people shove their beliefs in your face,
If we have to keep our religion out of your face, you have to keep your hate for religion out of our face.
Sincerely, religious person who keeps my beliefs to myself, unlike you.
Please stop thinking that every Christian is a Jesus freak who hates all other religions.
Sincerely, reasonable person who learned acceptance from church.
Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Sincerely, you go girl, rock that mini dress, just thought you should know it isn't a necessity
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Sincerely, your son, brother, or best friend- I'm gay.
Dear Crush who knows about my feelings but doesn't feel the same,
Thank you for continuing to treat me like a friend, and with the same amount of respect as before, even if you don't feel the same way. You have shown me that there are still teenage guys who spend their time respecting girls, not using girls.
Sincerely, a shy and quiet 17 year old girl who now knows there is still a great guy out there some where.
Dear idiot that jumped my back fence to take my new puppy,
I bet you didn't realize that I had a protection trained Rottweiler in my yard too.
Sincerely, I think you may need a new pair of pants.
Dear High School girls,
If you have to cover your ass with your hand when you're walking upstairs, then your skirt is too short.
Sincerely, I really didn't want to see that.
Dear Americans still waiting for their Hogwarts acceptance letters,
Please note that to get from Hogwarts to America, the owls have to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly, they all get lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Sincerely, geography's a jerk.
Please explain how the gourmet yogurt flown in from Maine and packed in plastic is more environmentally friendly and ethical than the chickens I raised, killed, and cleaned up after myself.
Sincerely, Tired of your Pomposity
You didn't say anything at prom when I was in my big fancy dress, makeup, and high heels. But when we got back and I changed into sweat pants and hoodie, you called me beautiful...
Sincerely, I love you
Dear random hot guy at a dance,
Thanks for accepting when I asked you to dance, squeezing my hand, being adorably klutzy, holding me close, spinning me, hugging me when the song ended, and making an average girl feel special.
Sincerely, I think I love you..
Dear people who wonder,
Please know that in Mexico, Dora speaks predominately Spanish and switches to English
Sincerely, though this was useful :)
Can someone explain to me the hype about bacon? I mean, it's good I guess, but I'm going on three years without it and I'm fine. Is there something I'm missing?
Sincerely, confused vegetarian