Dear employers everywhere,
Please, for the love of God, stop making fill out eight pages of webpage filled with the exact things that are on my resume. I'm a grownup.
Sincerely, Burned out and a little offended
Dear Real World,
Please make this job search easier. I've worked 3 internships, studied abroad, and graduated with a BBA in less than 4 years...
Sincerely, Looking for a light at the end of the tunnel
Dear girls who don't get dressed up,
Sometimes it's good to feel pretty with your hair and make up done
Sincerely, it's okay to feel like a girl
Please keep fighting cancer as hard as you can. You can't give up now.
Sincerely, your granddaughter's wedding is only 2 weeks away.
Dear boy in my English class,
Please know that I really enjoyed talking about Doctor Who for the whole class, and I think you are adorable.
Sincerely, can we hang out outside of school?
Dear Math Teachers..,
I still haven't used most of the stuff you taught us in school
Sincerely, I'm 50
Dear people who hate on Bieber nonstop,
I think we are all in agreement. Now move on.
Dear best guy friend,
I know neither of us like each other, but thank you for saying that "you're so awesome and I don't understand why you don't have.a boyfriend" when I got insecure.
Sincerely, glad we can keep it platonic
Ordering a ton of food 2 minutes before our kitchen closes every night is a dick move.
Sincerely, girl that would actually like to get home at a decent time.
Dear Girl who changed my life,
Please remember, you mean the world to me, even if you don't return that feeling towards me.
Sincerely, A thankful boy sadly in the freindzone.
Dear Anti-gun Americans,
Please realize that the only reason your country exists is because everyday people had guns and were willing to use them.
Sincerely, It's a basic right, deal with it.
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gunna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.
Sincerely, this site still makes my day better
Please stop saying all these modern movies are better because they made more money in the box office. The reason is that movie theatre tickets keep costing more and more!
Sincerely, Stop saying Superman was so great!
Dear black women,
Please know that you are so blessed with the ability to make your curls thrive.
Sincerely, white girl whose hair doesn't curl well but won't stay straight
Dear teacher and fellow students,
No, I didn't study for the test. Yes, I am one of the 5 students in the whole school who just got a 100% on that test that I didn't study for.
Sincerely, a skilled procrastinator who has luck with her intelligence