Dear people everywhere,
Please remember science is real and the truth whether you believe it or not
Sincerely, just accept it
Dear Believer in God,
Please realise that your extremely condescending post (Pascal's Wager) breaks down when you remember that your religion is not the only one in the world. If the Muslims are correct then when you die they will be joyous and fulfilled and you will not, and the same with the Jews, and the Hindu's, and the Sikh's, and the Greeks, and the Romans and the followers of any religion that has ever existed. The terrible logic of your argument has been roundly refuting many times over the last few hundred years.
Sincerely, an irritated atheist.
Dear job seekers,
Please put an appropriate email address on your resumes. Your email address should be as simple as having your name in it. Use separate email accounts for personal use and professional use. Nothing is more unattractive to an employer than seeing an email address such as [email protected] or [email protected]
Sincerely, Keep it professional and classy
Dear companies seeking employees,
Please take off the 3-5 years of experience for a job.
Sincerely, I just got my diploma. How can I get experience anywhere, if I always need "experience" before I get
I'm a 15-year-old girl. I've never been kissed, never had a boyfriend, I'm a virgin, I don't cake my face in makeup, drink or do drugs, I'm studious and don't tease girls that are unpopular or a size larger than me.
Sincerely, stop assuming we're all just like the characters on teen dramas.
Please imagine what it would be like if everyone thought you were attracted to goats and wouldn't believe you if you said otherwise. That's honest-to-God how it feels when you say I'm "too pretty" to be a lesbian.
Sincerely, your gay-as-Justin-Beaver-riding-a-pink-unicorn-over-a-feild-of-flowers daughter.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat
When I don't check you for a couple of hours I'd really appreciate it if you could have a text or two waiting.
Sincerely, feeling unloved.
Dear Republican grandparents who watch Fox News,
Please do not ask me if I'm going to join ISIS when I get letters from my pen pal who happen to be muslim.
Sincerely, Not all muslims are terrorists
Dear Christian Mom,
Thank you for giving me two dvd's of Ellen and a Rainbow hat for christmas. I thought you'd never accept me.
Sincerely, Your Lesbian Daughter
Dear person who said I shouldn't be at the gym,
Just because I'm thin doesn't mean I have no reason to be there.
Sincerely, Female athlete gaining muscle
Dear boyfriend who just asked me to prom using a cheesy poem I wrote a year ago,,
I can't believe you kept that.
Sincerely, the girlfriend who loves you a little more everyday
Dear Native Americans,
Contrary to what other Black Americans may want to believe, you are the lesser recognized minority in this country. Still, our plight is very relevant. However, you are the most forgotten.
Sincerely, Black American
Actually, I'm not "hating on you" because you are fat. I tried to get you to stop flailing around with the weights because you almost hit your kid (who really shouldn't be wandering around in here) in the face, and because with the way you are swinging those, you are almost certainly going to tear a muscle. However, if you are going to respond by chucking your water bottle at me, then go ahead. Enjoy your inevitable hospital visit.
Sincerely, a gymrat that knows what she's doing