Dear america ,
In 25 states it legal for you marry your cousin but in only 9 gay marriage is legal
Sincerely, theres a problem here..
I have a signed medical form stating that I am not to work in positions that require me to stand or lift, and a notice from your boss to keep me on cashier because I am quick and I can use the stool to stay off my feet. If you try to bully me into working the stockroom, I will go over your head, and I will keep going until you or I am fired.
Sincerely, step off!
Dear People of the World,
I'm tired of everyone thinking that racism only goes one way or is from one race when it goes to all races and comes from all races. However, I know that people will remain ignorant and just think that being racist is a white thing.
Sincerely, teenager tired of ignorance.
Dear Fellow Uterus Owners,
Let's clarify once and for all: cramps, headaches, migraines, nausea, etc are very real physical symptoms. Nobody is denying this. "PMS Craziness" is, therefore, not just 'women are crazy amirite', it is a perfectly natural and logical reaction to having to deal with petty bullshit while in physical pain. The fact that this is being pointed out is in fact a good thing, as it stops people from thinking that we are actually mentally impaired simply because of our fertility cycle. That is a myth, and an offensive one. Shutting it down is a good thing.
Sincerely, can we stop arguing now?
Dear guys of the world,
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I'm not lonely. I still want a romantic relationship.
Sincerely, ...but I lost you at no sex, didn't I?
Please stop looking at us with pity. It's just as insulting as curious looks at you.
Please continue to bring my mom flowers, it makes her so happy.
Sincerely, daughter of a single mother
Dear people blaming McDonalds,
You don't. Have. To. Eat. There.
Sincerely, blame poor self control
Dear ignorant people,
Please realize that anorexia and bulimia sufferers aren't attention whores. They are people with a real mental disorder.
Sincerely, an anorexic
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Sincerely, a concerned individual
Dear atheist friend,
Please stop trying to convince me there is no God. You make me feel exactly like if I would try to convince you that there is. Both are entirely pointless.
Sincerely, a believer
Dear guy who just said his girlfriend looks like s**t without make up,
I am going to hurt you
Sincerely, you are going to die alone
Dear Curvy Girls,
Please realize that we are real people that deserve respect, too. We were born thin just like you were born curvy.
Sincerely, the thin girls you call "fake"
Dear person reading this,
Turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Severus Snape
Dear the guy who said he'd never heard a girl say they're pretty.,
I think i'm beautiful. I think I'm fantastic. I am not skinny. I am chubby and I love my cupcakes in the morning. I rarely work out, and I feel great. I work on things that are important to me, and I've done a great job. That works a lot better than only worrying about your looks. I'm sorry girls don't believe in themselves as much as they ought.
Sincerely, Beautiful and Confident.