Dear Furbie we just found,
You have been out in the rain for three days and have no batteries. How the hell did you just say "hello" to us?
Sincerely, running away screaming.
Listen, Im not gay....My boyfriend is.
Sincerely, your son.
Dear twin sister,
I'll take your french final if you take my math final?
Sincerely, college here we come!
Dear guy at the gym,
Sincerely, my smile LITERALLY tripped you up.
How do mermaids reproduce?
Sincerely, lets think logically about this....
I like how I can do anything in them and no one will ever know.
Sincerely, I just made out with a chair and robbed a pet store.
Dear girl singing in the shower,
While I appreciate your confidence, it's a communal bathroom. It's awkward.
Sincerely, I'm pooping 20 feet away from you.
Today in class the girl next to me was trimming her split ends and the two people in front of me were having a breath holding competition.
Sincerely, I'm in med school... Meet your future doctors.
Dear British friend,
Please, continue to give me that adorably freaked-out face when you say 'I'll drive!' and end up on the passenger's side.
Sincerely, truly adorable, but this is gonna suck for your permit test...
Dear website insisting that my PC has caught a virus,
Sincerely, using a Mac.
Dear whoever invented tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your device to people?
Sincerely, And then you stick it up there, like so...
Dear Chinese best friend,
I love how you got a tattoo that says "made in China"
Sincerely, you're hilarious
Dear person who came up with hugs,
Was the very first hug really creepy?
Sincerely, It must have been like "What are you doing? Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me."
Dear Feminine Product Sizing,
Does anyone actually measure their flow in ml?
Sincerely, girls everywhere