Dear Monday,
Thanks for having the word "Mon" in you. That is French for "mine". It makes me think of you as "my day" and it's a promising start to the week.
Dear boyfriend,
Please don't ever stop telling me that you think I'm beautiful. You were the first person to ever tell me that.
Dear people who say Romeo and Juliet was the best love story,
No, Cosmo and Wanda was the best love story.
Dear Boys,
If you want me to look like the girl on the victorias secret pinup, you better look like the boy in the hollister ad.
Dear everyone,
Since white people aren't allowed to have opinions regarding POC and men aren't allowed to have opinions regarding women, people who know nothing about guns shouldn't be allowed to have opinions regarding guns. And, like men shouldn't be allowed to pass laws regarding women's issues, people who know nothing about guns shouldn't be allowed to pass laws regarding guns. It's only fair.
Dear people of the world,
Please know that your choices are what define you and nothing more. If I dislike you or think you are a bad person, it is not because of your gender, sexual orientation, religion, ethnicity, socioeconomic background, or anything else. It is because you are causing harm to the world around you. I don't care who you are, as long as you are a kind person, you are my friend.
Dear PE coach,
When my sister told you she wanted to be a professional wrestler, thank you for asking for tickets to her first show instead of discouraging her.
Dear Apple,
Please make your charging cords longer.
Dear roommate,
i am so happy you are moving out. now i will never have to worry about you going through my stuff stealing my valuables. you did nothing but lie this whole time, you never payed your rent on time and when you did pay you only paid half. you went through everything in this house that wasn't yours, you eavesdropped on every conversation i had even when i told you it was private. you raised the power bill so high by leaving every light on in the house. i do not feel sorry about you not having a place to go to. you did this on your own, instead of spending all your money on beer you should have been paying your rent. dont beg me for forgiveness, you will not get it.
Dear "Christian" boy who sexually violated my nonbelieving friend,,
You can't just say "God's on my side" and then turn around and start touching her. This is why people hate us.
Dear NBC,
Please do not continuously air Erectile Dysfunction commercials while I'm watching a football game with my 10 year old son. I welcome having healthy, age-appropriate conversations about sex with him. They just don't need to include "erections lasting more than four hours". BTW, thanks for promoting recreational pharmaceutical use. Really healthy.
Dear people who don't see the point of high school because "We're never gonna use this stuff!",
The purpose of high school, besides giving you an acceptable amount of knowledge, is to teach you how to absorb, understand, and reciprocate information, as well as allow you to practice the ability to socially interact with other people. It's also a good way to discover what fields of information you may want to look for in a profession(ex: Math, History).
Dear Mom,
When I tell you that a show I'm watching is too scary for my elementary school little sister, I really mean it. So don't force me to "share" and then yell at me later when she gets nightmares.
Dear people who think I'm rich,
Just because I dye my hair a lot and wear "fashionable" clothing doesn't mean I have money. I dye and cut my own hair and it saves me literally hundreds upon hundreds of dollars. Most of my clothes are at least three years old and I usually shop at thrift stores and/or sew/alter a lot of them. I just want to look good so nobody would ever know.
Dear biology,
I don't get pregnant, I bleed out, feel like I'm being stabbed in the uterus, and people mumble "someone's on her period" when I get emotional for 3-5 days unless I take pills. I do get pregnant, I get fat, I hurl on a daily, and people touch my belly while congratulating me for around 9 months unless I have an abortion or miscarriage. Do you just hate me?