Please make more hours in the day so I can sleep AND get my work done.
Sincerely, too much homework
It has been 9 days, go away.
Sincerely, the poor teenager you are slowly murdering
Dear people who think that all Catholic priests are evil.,
Please stop. There are TONS of amazing, inspiring, and very religious priests out there. Stop judging and get over it.
Sincerely, a faithful Catholic
You're putting too much responsibility on your part time workers. We're all university students, we can't afford to pick up extra hours and do work for you outside of our scheduled shifts. Hell, some of your staff are working 30 hours a week on top of their classes, and they ended up failing their finals as a result.
Sincerely, an employee standing up for her fellow students/coworkers
Thank you for stopping just in time for finals!
Sincerely, a student who's stressed out as is
Nobody clicks on your links. We're not stupid.
Sincerely, just fuck off!
Dear PhD advisors,
Please acknowledge the fact that I am human and require sleep and food to function properly.
I finally found a way to describe what cramps feel like. You know those really horrid gas cramps you get that make you double over in pain? Imagine that for a whole day to two days.
Sincerely, A Female
Please accept my heartfelt thanks for understanding what a nervous patient I am and not making me feel like an idiot when I burst into tears
Sincerely, patient who nearly bit your hand but is now no longer in excruciating pain
Stop telling me to have sex. I don't have or want a boyfriend and I don't want to have sex. Telling me no boy will date me if I'm a virgin was uncalled for. So was calling me a freak when I pointed out the only biological purpose of sex is to have children, and I don't want children at the moment.
Sincerely, wishing I could afford to move out.
Please stop openly hating on couples who are dating and make fun of them, and then later complain that you'res single and want somebody to love you.
Sincerely, a hypocrite.
Dear Self-concious awkward Teenager,
Please understand that you are wonderful. Acne will go away, fake-friends will be found (and gotten rid of) and that person you like isn't an untouchable god. Love yourself, and love others more. Compliment people and help them, even the Aholes- sometimes they need it most. Someone loves you, open your eyes and believe them. Just 20 seconds of insane courage.
Sincerely, another awkward Teenager
Dear little kids,
No you can't play with my phone, you are outside go play a game or some thing.
Sincerely, seriously no go ask your parents
Dear Leo and his Oscar Jokes,
We'll miss you
Sincerely, the World
Dear person who said "You're only in first year you don't know anything" when I said I had a lot of work,
Please tell that to my three assignments, two essays, two tests, and three books that I have over the next two weeks.
Sincerely, I'm not trying to diminish your experience, don't diminish mine.