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Dear teachers,
I'm pretty sure going to the bathroom is a necessity, not a priviledge.
Dear dad,
Please stop telling me that my generation is ruined. Your generation raised us.
Dear teachers,
You know what else is a privilege? Not having excrement on your classroom floor.
Dear raisin cookies,
They only ate you because they thought you were me.
Dear time,
Now would be the perfect time for you to fly.
Dear 2000 word essay,
So, if I turn in 2 pictures, it doesn't count?
Dear Self,
Please make sure the people around you know you play violin next time you say, "My G-string broke in class..."
Dear boyfriend playing video games,
...can we make out or something?
Dear biology class,
Yes, I just made a Wookie sound when our biology teacher mentioned science fiction. What're you going to do about it?
Dear bubble wrap makers,
How do you get all the air into each individual bubble?
Dear guys,
I don't need tight clothes or tons of makeup to get you to like me. I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
Dear little sister,
Bras are suppose to support your boobs, not create them.
Dear person who just asked me if I cut my hair,
No, I died the ends invisible.
Dear Math teacher who insists we wait for the bell,
31 > 1.
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