Please stop texting while driving and threaten to ground me when I tell you to stop. You are the single mother of 6 children who need you.
Sincerely, daughter with common sense.
Dear everyone over the age of 17,
Please stop dating middle schoolers. If her age is on the clock, she is too young for you!
Sincerely, its called statutory rape.
Dear douche bags who wear sweats to school and give me weird looks,
Wearing a bow tie to school isn't "gay" like you think. I just care about how I look.
Sincerely, straight preppy guy with a girlfriend.
Believe it or not, it is possible to believe in evolution/science and still be Christian
Sincerely, my mom is a part time doctor, a scientist, and a dedicated Episcopalian
Please stop giving young girls role models who happen to be skin and bones. I know many people are overweight, but I think there should be more genuinely curvy role models out there for young girls such as Jennifer Lawrence who stays healthy but doesn't stress over being a size zero.
Sincerely, a stick or obesity.... Is there no balance?
Please stop believing that there is one type of Christian. I hate being stereotyped just as much as you do.
Sincerely, Christian who believes in evolution, pro-choice, universal healthcare, gay rights, and most importan
Dear Friends who say "Oh you're so lucky you have nerds at your school I can't find any at mine!",
Please know that it's not that there's more nerds/geeks/otakus than you think. All I do is shout the lyrics to any anime theme song (really loudly) and see who high-fives me afterwards.
Sincerely, Discovered 5 jocks who watch Attack on Titan last week
Dear People who write about Christians,
Public Service Announcement: Please realize that not all of us deny evolution, completely hate other religions, continuously hound other people to convert, and genearlly act like douchebags.
Sincerely, I've gotten a lot of laughs about what you think we believe.
Dear teenage boy with special needs who called me beautiful,
I've never seen you before, but I respect you more than most guys in this school.
Sincerely, thank you
Dear American government,
Please realize that although my parents make decent money, I am paying for college on my own. $1,000 in financial aid a semester isn't enough to help me with a $16,000 tuition.
Sincerely, a broke college student trying to make something of herself.
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not sensitive about my weight.
Sincerely, Uncomfortably skinny girl
Narnia when I was 8, Hogwarts when I was 11, and Camp Half-Blood when I was 12... They've all failed me. Ill be waiting when I turn 50.
Sincerely, You better have my adventure ready!
Dear Men who complain about women keeping their phones in their bras,
Where would you like us to put them??
Sincerely, our pants don't have pockets.
I love you but please stop freaking out every time I do something wrong. It really doesn't help me learn how to drive.
Sincerely, I just got my permit and I'm doing my best