Just one question. How do you get that t-shirt over your head?
Sincerely, that's not possible.
Dear people who ask me how I get good grades,
My blood type is A positive...
Sincerely, ...so you could say A's run through my veins.
Dear girl who said she could get ten times the number of guys I could,
Well... i have 0
Sincerely, 10 x 0 = 0
Dear boy who just said to me "are you wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world",
No, I'm wearing softball pants, because my butt is WAY out of your league.
Sincerely, look on your face was priceless.
Dear Mc Donald's ,
Thank you for not serving hot dogs, I don't think I could order a super-sized Mc wiener with a straight face.
Sincerely, a dirty mind
Please never refer to my flip flops as "thongs" again.
Sincerely, you found my what?!
Dear "I wasn't that drunk!",
Please dude, you walked up to a semi-truck and whispered "I know your secret, Optimus Prime."
Sincerely, yes you were
Please stop using the saying "Till the cows come home"
Sincerely, We live on a farm... They are home.
Don't have sex. You will get chlamydia and die.
Sincerely, Coach Carr
Dear Yankee Candle,
Seriously? Candles for men?
Sincerely, and what exactly is a touchdown supposed to smell like?
Dear maple tree,
I'd tap that.
Your mom thought I was big enough.
Dear public school kids,
...and you think your sex ed is awkward
Sincerely, homeschooled with a pregnant mother
Dear friend whom I don't know very well,
Please forgive me for being awkward around you. You didn't do anything wrong...
Sincerely, ...I just had an erotic dream about you last night