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Dear Santa,
I'll save you some time in making your list. I plan on being very bad this year.
Deer spell check,
Eye don't trust ewe!
Dear underage partiers,
Do you really think that when you post a picture of you at a party holding a beer can and blur out just the beer can that that suddenly makes a difference? Do you think we are all going "oh theres a little blurred out spot on the picture that just happens to be placed over everyones hand in every picture, well that couldn't possibly be a beer can. Nah, it was probably soda and they just didn't want people to know what kind."
Dear parents who name their kids "Christian",
I'd like to introduce you to my son Muslim, my daughter Jew and my cousin Athiest.
Dear Edward Cullen,
You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.
Dear world,
"Ninjas of the Caribbean" doesn't have the same ring to it, so there.
Dear Nanny McPhee,
You're just an ugly version of me.
Dear GPS,
I love when you take me down scary back country roads as a "shortcut," it just makes the trip so much more exciting!
Dear school,
I'm secretly hoping you're actually on fire every time we have a fire drill.
Dear Dancing with the Stars,
Your name is really misleading...
Dear teenagers,
Please stop saying "OMG!" all the time. I hate prank calls.
Dear wild cherry Pepsi,
Is there a domestic cherry Pepsi?
Dear Ted,
Just get to the point!
Dear everyone ,
I'm naked under my clothes!
Dear girlfriend,
How do you even get your bra ON?
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