Just because I hold the door open for you doesn't mean I'm being condescending.
Sincerely, A Southern Gentleman Who Was Raised Right.
Dear clothing manufacturers,
Please, please make jeans that are slightly larger and/or stretchier around the thigh and quads. Some of us (a lot actually) like wearing jeans but can't actually fit in them because muscles.
Sincerely, the waist is a size 5, the thighs need a 9. You can make a lot of money here.
Dear clothing stores,
Please stop making girls' shorts so tiny they could be used as underwear. We don't like it and it looks cheap.
Sincerely, normal girls everywhere.
Dear Guy friends,
I know my butt is fairly large for someone my size and age, but that does not mean that you are allowed to touch it, slap it, poke it, or squeeze it. Unless you are my boyfriend, I will maim the next one who does.
Sincerely, if you like your hands, you'll learn to keep them to yourself.
Please give more compliments. Compliments from strangers are the sincerest and ones you'll never forget.
Sincerely, other strangers
Dear shy awkward teenage kid who just asked me to dance.,
Sincerely, that took guts, I respect that.
Dear obese man who tried to take my seat on the bus,
I got up to give the seat to a pregnant woman. I am fairly certain she needs it more than you do. She is supporting another life, and to me that is more important then your body issues
Sincerely, I have no regrets escorting her onto the seat while watching you get mad at me
We're both broke college students. It's ok to let me pay for a date every once and a while!
Sincerely, your girlfriend
Please consider how awesome the world would be if weight was as important to us as eye color. Sure, some people might be into one color more than others, and some might be more common. But nobody ever gossips about someone by saying, "eww, she has blue eyes".
Sincerely, Someone who wants this whole weight-debate to just become a non-issue
Dear Metalhead Boyfriend,
Please know that I really do appreciate it when you get me onion rings from Sonic at 4 am. I wish I could wake you up with my voice, but I don't have one, so is extreme cuddling okay?
Sincerely, your mute and pregnant girlfriend.<3
Dear "Only true 90's kids will remember these",
You do realize that a lot of the things in the 90's and early 2000's were the same, right?
Sincerely, born in 1998 and can relate to most of those pics
Tomorrow, start a conversation with someone who seems lonely.
Sincerely, sometimes all it takes is a friend.
Dear patronising friend,
Please stop saying you 'don't want to spoil my innocence' every time I don't get a sexual reference.
Sincerely, I'm a virgin, not a 5 year old.
WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?!?!
Sincerely, musical lover who can't sing to save her life.