Dear girls who complain about their period on DBPB,
Two can play at this game.
Sincerely, guys who can tell you all about our awkwardly-timed boners.
What is love? Baby don't herd me.
Sincerely, don't herd me. No more.
Dear great value,
Please make your cooking spray and your furniture polish more distinguishable
Sincerely, I almost killed my family making pancakes
This is my brother. I don't believe you've met before.
Sincerely, he smells like a warthog's butt.
Dear unsuspecting victim,
I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
Sincerely, The Flu