Please stop personally attacking our teacher because you make bad grades. She's an amazing educator, and I've watched you fall asleep in the back row more times than I care to count.
Sincerely, your classmate
Let me get this straight - I have to ride the overcrowded, extremely noisy bus to every day instead of getting a ride from my friend across the street because you don't trust teenage drivers. But the moment you're too tired or lazy to drive me to a Bible study or a volunteer project, you ask if I can just call a friend to give me a ride?
Sincerely, sick of your double standards.
Dear people who want a plus-sized disney princess,
The idea behind this is great. But let's be real - It's not going to happen. So how about we encourage young girls to not have their self-esteem controlled by their looks, and more by talents, good grades in school, amazing hobbies or whatever they are good at? To me, that sounds far more productive than raging about stereotypical beauty in disney movies.
Please stop saying you shouldn't work harder than us, You get PAID!!
Sincerely, Every student ever lived
Dear bully of my sister,
Please stop harassing her just because she can't always speak clearly and has to stop in the middle of sentences a lot. It is also totally not cool that you pointed out her learning disorder to the entire class. Stop it before I stop it for you.
Sincerely, an extremely pissed-off, rearing-to-go, protective older sister.
Dear beautiful heterochromatic French girl I met,
Please stop wearing contacts because of him. Your fiance doesn't appreciate your individuality, and you admit he never gives you any attention. You should stand up for yourself and be with someone who loves you.
Sincerely, you are incredibly special the way you are, and I love you for it.
Please don't tell me to break up with my boyfriend because we might not get married. I'm not looking for a husband
Sincerely, I'm 18
Dear boys thinking girls wear yoga pants because of them,
You've never tried on a pair of yoga pants, have you?
Sincerely, girls likes comfort too!
When did "suck" and "blow" start meaning the same thing?
Sincerely, your vacuum cleaner
Dear Star Wars fans,
A suggestion: Next time you got to an airport, cover your luggage so that it shows a picture of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Then when TSA asks to take your luggage, you know what to say.
Sincerely, "These are not the droids you're looking for"
Dear wanting to ban the r word makes you an idiot,
Please realize that medical retardation is NO LONGER politically correct
Sincerely, get YOUR facts straight
Dear Best Friend,
I'm in love with you. I've never met a person who gets me and cherishes me as much as you do.
Sincerely, friendzoned theater buddy
Dear role playing games,
Thank you for letting me be the hero.
Sincerely, the nervous, quiet one who wants to save the world.
Leaving food on the counter is NOT a universal sign that it is up for grabs.
Sincerely, Your roommates who don't want to steal