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Dear kids making fun of my old cell phone,
Why don't we drop my phone and your iPhone from 4 inches off the ground and see whose phone is better then?
Dear 13 year old cousin,
When I was your age I was blowing bubbles, not boys...
Dear gay community,
Please warn us that you are gay BEFORE we fall in love with you. Being smart, funny, nice, attractive, and a Thespian means that we are bound to love you.
Dear ladies who blame their insecurities on Disney,
Vogue? Fine. Cosmo? Fine. Hollywood? Fine. Cartoon animation of fairytales? Not sure I follow your logic...
Dear guy staring at me as I am taking a tampon out of my purse,
Oh do you need one?
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