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Dear mom,
Please stop thinking my friends care if my room's clean.
Dear toilet paper companies,
Is it really necessary to super-glue the first few sheets to the rest of the roll?
Dear older brother,
I get it. You're better looking, more athletic and more social than I am. You can stop rubbing it in my face now.
Dear art teacher,
I did draw a picture... of a cow eating grass. What there's no grass? Of course, the cow ate all. Oh, you're wondering where the cow is? The cow left because there's no more grass.
Dear school handbook,
Please tell me why "Hugging is dangerous and is not permitted in the hallways" makes any sense.
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