Dear girl I love,
Either we're in a relationship or we're not. Please make up your mind and stop toying with my heart.
Sincerely, your girlfriend (?)
Dear black women,
Please know that you are so blessed with the ability to make your curls thrive.
Sincerely, white girl whose hair doesn't curl well but won't stay straight
Dear most internet atheists,
Please stop generalizing religious people as science smothering ignoramuses.
Sincerely, a Catholic who believes in evolution.
Please smile while you still have teeth.
Sincerely, You are all gorgeous