Please stop slut shaming. You're helping a culture that finds it okay to blame the victim of a crime instead of the perpetrator.
Sincerely, someone who is tired of all the judging.
Thank you for showing us how to make a decision with civility.
Sincerely, other countries
Dear gym teacher,
Please don't try to tell me how my body works. Thanks for the advice, but from experience with gym teachers like you... I know that that isn't true for me.
Sincerely, girl whose period cramps get ten times worse with exercise.
I'm having an affair.
Sincerely, his name is Couch
Dear future boyfriend,
Please hurry up. I'm sick of eating Doritos alone in bed on a Friday night.
Sincerely, already missing you
Why, yes we DO carry uncooked toast!
Sincerely, we keep it with the sliced bread. We call it sliced bread
Dear dance teacher,
Please stop staring at me. I'm thinking of quitting on the first musical I've ever gotten to do because of your creepy grins.
Sincerely, Oh, and I have one hell of a kick if you try anything.
Please stop throwing me lemons
Sincerely, I'm running out of my space to put all this lemonade...
Dear Every Girl Who Likes The Questionable Guy,
Yes, he's gay. But it will help you grow stronger. And he will be your best friend for the rest of your life.
Sincerely, Best Decision I've Ever Made
I'm sorry that reading Hamlet is driving you crazy...but don't complain to me when you see me struggling over my chemistry book.
Sincerely, would gladly trade classes...
I've recently discovered your Doctor Who side of things, and now I'm bawling my eyes out and laughing at the same time.
Sincerely, thanks for nothing.
Dear ex best-friend,
YOU confronted ME and asked for an apology, which was something I gave two years ago but willingly gave again because I truly am sorry for what I did. Don't complain on Twitter about the fact that I 'finally' apologized when YOU asked for it. Please grow up, forgive me, and move on
Sincerely, leave me alone
Dear Short person,
Maybe get a periscope or something?
Sincerely, Tall person in the row in front of you whose back is starting to hurt from all this slouching.
If being gay is a choice, when did you choose to be straight?
Sincerely, the 14 year old girl who is bisexual and proud!