Dear People who judged me in the grocery store,
It was a fake baby. it was for school. So dont judge me. But when my brother did the project you all said he was a good father for taking care of the baby.
Sincerely, Dont judge a book by its cover.
The document written by my professor and downloaded from Blackboard does not contain a virus. Please stop trying to tell me that it's unsafe.
Sincerely, annoyed student
Dear long-time friend,
Please stop telling me that I need to move on. I just lost my son 4 months ago. Just because I still cry occasionally doesn't mean that I'm not healing.
Sincerely, a grieving mom,
Next time, please actually point or give directions when you say the item we are searching for is 'over there' .
Sincerely, your very confused children
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
Dear 90s kids,
Please realise that no one cares. Every generation thinks theirs is the best.
Sincerely, you're just the same as every generation before and after you!
I don't know if you held my hand platonically or romantically - but please do it again.
Sincerely, other person
DEAR PEOPLE WHO THINK GERMANS SHOUT ALL THE TIME,
WE DO NOT!
Sincerely, A GERMAN
You have been so strong over the last 14 years. You have worked 3 jobs for longer then I can remember, lived an entire country away from your family, and did a damn good job raising three kids, even after the man you loved left you.
Sincerely, just turned 19, and realized how much character, love, and strength it must of taken to do it all.
I love you.
Sincerely, Too scared to say it to your face
Dear Physics Teacher,
Please don't yell at me in front of the whole class when I ask you a question. You may have helped a kid across the room with the same problem, but that doesn't constitute as teaching it to the whole class.
Sincerely, now afraid to ask questions.
Dear "when pigs fly",
Sincerely, "when Half Life 3 comes out"
Don't not do a thing that isn't not smart
Dear Kung Fu,
Please download into my brain like in the matrix.
Sincerely, don't want to go to class
Dear Game of Thrones,
So you're set in a richly detailed world, with multiple complex plot threads and many characters that you often kill off without warning? That's cute.
Sincerely, Malazan Book of the Fallen series (by Steven Erikson)