Please don't call my date a jerk for "making me pay" for our date. I was the one who asked him out to dinner, so I should be the one to pay!
Sincerely, your daughter who doesn't care about gender roles and think that whoever asks for the date should be
Dear past self,
Why did you want to grow up? You could play all day and your biggest worry was how to get out of eating mom's terrible broccoli
Sincerely, high school student who is sick of being asked what he's gonna do with his life
Dear fellow American,
I don't hate the US, I just like Canada better.
Sincerely, trying to get out, but immigration laws suck.
Dear boy making fun of another boy for reading Jane Austen,
Maybe if you stopped playing video games constantly and read some good literature, you'd understand that it's more than a "girl book."
Sincerely, not making yourself anymore likable
Dear J. K. Rowling,
Please write more Harry Potter books. I want to relive my childhood.
Sincerely, literally everyone.
Dear people who appreciate jokes,
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Sincerely, a Christian Bale
Dear Love of my Life,
Please find me soon...I'm loosing faith
Sincerely, the girl who yearns to be loved
Dear guy who just asked for some money to buy a train ticket.,
Please don't be a junky, and actually buy that ticket instead of booze or drugs!!
Sincerely, in a generous mood and afraid of people misusing that.
Dear Cashiers in clothing stores,
Please stop trying to trick me into paying more for the clothes than I have to.
Sincerely, a sophomore taking calculus who certainly isn't stupid.
As it has been over 90 days you can no longer return the product "Justin Bieber". If you have any questions or concerns please contact us a 1-800-yourproblemnow.
Please chill out. It's just a tattoo. And having a small, meaningful tattoo somewhere no one can see it does not make me "cheap" and also does not require you to scream and cry every time you speak to me for two weeks. If you don't like tattoos, don't get one.
Sincerely, your daughter aka the "problem child"
Dear anyone with BBC America,
Please invite me over to your house everytime new Doctor Who episodes air..
Sincerely, a deprived Whovian that will never be caught up without BBC.
Please understand that, sometimes, what people are willing to believe about you says a lot.
Sincerely, With genuine concern,
Dear pet gecko,
Why are you eating your foot? Should I be doing something about this?
Sincerely, your easily amused and concerned owner