Dear person talking shit in Swedish,
What makes you think you're the only Scandinave in America?
Sincerely, amused Norwegian
Please realize that when you say "due Friday", we hear "do Friday."
I thought you could fly.
Dear band and choir teachers at my school,
Thank you for being so amazing. You share your love of music with everyone you can. Your classroom is like a safe haven for all the music students. And we love how we can talk to you like you're friends, not teachers.
Sincerely, Grateful tenor.