Please verify that life really does get better after high school, because right now I can't take it anymore.
Please understand that just because my boyfriend is Indian it doesn't mean he's going to try to take me away to India and make me a Hindu, he was born and raised in America. Besides, maybe I would like to go India. It is not for you to decide and I would appreciate it if you kept your racist opinions to yourself. I love him. That's all that matters.
Sincerely, your granddaughter who still loves you but doesn't care about race.
Dear Father Who Stiffed Me Last Night,
I watched your kids 3 from 5pm to 3am last night so you could go to that wedding. We discussed my rate per hour. You really though you could bully me into not charging you? And you thought when I wouldn't leave without my pay it would be a good idea to slap me in the hotel lobby?
Sincerely, Watching The Concierge Beat You Up Was Payment Enough For Me
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Please start working.
Sincerely, Need some fucking help here
Dear self-proclaimed geeks and nerds,
I was popular in high school. I pulled good grades. I did not bully people. However, because people liked me and I was never single for long, many of the "nerds" made a point to talk badly about my friends and call us horrible names. Then, when we would complain, they would call us the bullies. Most of the time, unless you are someone's friend, they don't care what you do, what you like, and what social status you think you have. The world is not always out to get out. Maybe, if you acted the way you want to be treated, people might be nicer to you.
Sincerely, "Popular" Girl
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Sincerely, I'm not going to be a mathematician.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Sincerely, gag everytime I suck on a cherry-flavored cough drop.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
We know that you only brush your teeth right before you come here. It doesnt work
Sincerely, dentists and orthodontists
Dear teens who like to be nostalgic about their childhood,
My childhood wasn't fun, or wonderful. It was fine, but there wasn't anything special about it.
Sincerely, a teenager tired of this fad.
Dear "Driving around town with the girl I love",
I see you and I'm like... You know what I'm like.