Please don't kill me yet, i'm too young to die.
Sincerely, stressed out freshman.
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Sincerely, The Boy Who Lived
Dear Bill Belichick,
Nobody believes you. Stop cheating!
Sincerely, NFL fans everywhere!
Please take back your weather.
Sincerely, Lower 48
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Sincerely, you and your boyfriend make the bed squeak all night long!
I love you!
Sincerely, Marshawn Lynch