Dear girls at my high school,
It amazes me that you all have the confidence to wear shorts to school. I see girls of all shapes and sizes wearing really cute shorts, whether they're tight or short or mesh or denim. Go you, showing your legs and being proud of yourselves. I'm jealous
Sincerely, the overweight girl sweltering in jeans no matter the temperature.
I'm trying my hardest to call you by your new name, and use the right pronouns. Give me some time please.
Sincerely, your friend that found out that you are transgendered just last week.
Dear class mates,
I don't care that you have had sex. so please making fun of me for wanting to wait until marriage.
Sincerely, whats so wrong with wanting to wait.
Dear chronic ilness,
Please indulge my dream of waking up one morning without wanting to cry from pain.
Sincerely, Tired of this shit
If you're gonna happen, happen.
Sincerely, don't put a stupid look on my face and leave
Dear people who say "I went to Africa" or "She's from Africa", or anything similar.,
Please realise for heavens sakes that there are 54 countries in the continent. When you say Africa, you're referring to a truckload of countries. Would it KILL you to just be specific. No one says "Yeah I visited North America" or "I'm North American". Contrary to what you might think, not all countries in Africa are the same.
Sincerely, tired of being generalized, I'm not just and African, I'm Kenyan.
Dear people who argue online,
Please realise that calling someone an ignorant imbecile, numbskull moron or retard makes you look like an angry child
Sincerely, someone who stops paying attention to anything you say after you start with the insults
Dear United States of America,
Please Let me compare, my counrty caused a lot of chaos in the world with its ideas. I brainwashed the masses with media propaganda that people who are against us are communist in disguise. I spilled a lot of blood on wars and with my policies. I forced myself to other peoples matters saying it was in the name of democracy. It seems we are not that much different.
Sincerely, NAZI Germany
Thanks for making me literally force my eyes open and place stinging pieces of plastic in my eyes every single morning.
Sincerely, it really wakes me up.
Dear Blood Drives,
Please don't ask for blood while I am on my period.
Sincerely, I will pass out from the amount of blood loss.
Dear migraine headache,
Why?! Why today of all days?
Sincerely, it's literally my only day off this month and I had so much I wanted to do!
Dear parents who won't except my apology,
Just because I've done the same thing before doesn't mean that I don't care or I'm lazy.
Sincerely, I am trying and I'm sorry
Dear psych professor,
Please help! I think we all have OCD, GAD, bipolar and cyclothrmia!!
Sincerely, maybe the definition's too broad?
Dear thesis advisor,
Please don't take more students if you don't have time for the one you already have.
Sincerely, still waiting for an appointment, four months and counting...