Dear fellow schoolmates,
I was so proud when all four hundred of us left the gym when the DJ played a Justin Beiber song.
Sincerely, Never been prouder
Dear roommate who left for a week to Iowa,
Thank you for leaving me completely unsupervised and in ownership of a big screen TV, surround sound speakers, and all eight Harry Potter movies.
Sincerely, DOBBY NEVER MEANT TO KILL! DOBBY ONLY MEANT TO MAIM, OR SERIOUSLY INJURE!
Dear Head and Shoulders Shampoo,
Please make a soap called knees and toes.
Sincerely, And while you're at it, make a face wash called eyes, ears, mouth and nose
I'm not mad that you didn't get me a present; I'm just kinda disappointed that you forgot about my birthday...
Sincerely, your twin.