Dear fellow students giving me the evil eye,
I'm sick of holding back just to avoid outshining you and, as a result, being bullied by you. So I'm good in this subject... so what?! You should thank me for ending these awkward silences after the teacher poses the question.
Sincerely, RAISING HAND LIKE A BOSS!
Dear feminists who have a problem with me being a stay at home mom,
The breadwinner in my family is my wife.
Sincerely, I just like housework and watching my own kids
Dear 'you're OCD',
Please realise that OCD stands for obsessive compulsive disorder. In the same way that people cannot 'be' diabetes, I cannot be OCD.
Sincerely, I have OCD.
Please stop requiring that I check in with you every time I go out, and tell you who I'm with, where I'm at, and when I'm going to be home. You're being ridiculously overbearing.
Sincerely, I'm 27
Please stop making skiing, driving, and throwing a baseball more complicated then they need to be.
Sincerely, struggling student
Dear boy whining about immigrants,
No, I'm pretty sure the immigrants won't require us to speak "Mexican" or "African" because they won't learn English. Please stop embarrassing the rest of humanity.
Sincerely, a reasonable American
Why would you cut spending by cutting one hot meal a day from our troops in war? It's not like they risk their lives everyday for this country or anything.
Sincerely, angry marine wife
Dear person annoyed with the shuffle on your iPod,
You could always just make a playlist with all your favourite songs and shuffle through those.
Sincerely, don't blame your iPod
Dear people who can't stand today's music,
Try going back a couple decades.
Sincerely, a girl who had the same problem before discovering Led Zeppelin
Dear overly judgemental friends,
Yeah, that "creepy", "annoying" gay guy? He's one of my closest buddies.
Sincerely, he's a heck of a lot more accepting than you people are.
Dear dorm fire alarms,
Please stop going off at 2 and 5 AM
Sincerely, got no sleep the day before a track meet
Please realize how many of my dreams you've crushed with your astronaut specifications.
Sincerely, feeling discriminated against for wearing glasses
Dear College Professors,
We understand that we need to be on top of the course work. Still, think you could tell us about the 10 page research paper before it's due?
Sincerely, your students, in the midst of nervous breakdowns
Please stop giving my brother credit for 'all the studying he does at school' while 'I'm doing nothing all day'. He is actually out partying and drinking with his friends.
Sincerely, your overworked daughter