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Dear people,
Please stop slut shaming. You're helping a culture that finds it okay to blame the victim of a crime instead of the perpetrator.
Dear Scotland,
Thank you for showing us how to make a decision with civility.
Dear gym teacher,
Please don't try to tell me how my body works. Thanks for the advice, but from experience with gym teachers like you... I know that that isn't true for me.
Dear bed,
I'm having an affair.
Dear future boyfriend,
Please hurry up. I'm sick of eating Doritos alone in bed on a Friday night.
Dear customer,
Why, yes we DO carry uncooked toast!
Dear dance teacher,
Please stop staring at me. I'm thinking of quitting on the first musical I've ever gotten to do because of your creepy grins.
Dear life,
Please stop throwing me lemons
Dear Every Girl Who Likes The Questionable Guy,
Yes, he's gay. But it will help you grow stronger. And he will be your best friend for the rest of your life.
Dear roommate,,
I'm sorry that reading Hamlet is driving you crazy...but don't complain to me when you see me struggling over my chemistry book.
Dear Tumblr,
I've recently discovered your Doctor Who side of things, and now I'm bawling my eyes out and laughing at the same time.
Dear ex best-friend,
YOU confronted ME and asked for an apology, which was something I gave two years ago but willingly gave again because I truly am sorry for what I did. Don't complain on Twitter about the fact that I 'finally' apologized when YOU asked for it. Please grow up, forgive me, and move on
Dear Short person,
Maybe get a periscope or something?
Dear homophobes,
If being gay is a choice, when did you choose to be straight?
Dear Chemists,
Leave me alone! I want to just be myself!
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