Dear 'Friendzoned' people,
Please... Just stop. I've had to explain to seven girls now why I'm not mad that they rejected me. Stop blaming people when they aren't attracted to your ugly face.
Sincerely, Someone who doesn't get mad when people don't want to date him.
I know you aren't straight. But I still love you. Do what makes you happy.
Sincerely, Don't worry. I won't tell Mom.
Dear person accusing me behind my back,
Please note that carefully restraining my son during a temper tantrum is NOT abuse. If I'm not much mistaken, it is rather more frowned upon to allow a child to hurt himself or others! You are only here a few hours per month. You have not seen him bash his head into the wall when angry, or try to bite himself or me, or kick me in the 8-months-pregnant belly. Don't shoot your mouth off without facts.
Sincerely, Frustrated parent
Dear videogame companies,
Please stop rushing to develop new games.
Sincerely, gamers who have to pay high prices for recent crap games.