Dear pest control worker,
You don't even know me as anyone other than a woman who works at a restaurant who hires your pest control company...but when you overheard me talking to my coworker about my house being broken into and how I couldn't afford to replace my busted door, you gave me $100.
Sincerely, a woman who will be eternally grateful for your kindness and generosity
You're kidding, right?
Sincerely, I mean... really?
Please Accept the fact that you know nothing.
Dear Upper management,
Please understand that when you say "everyone needs to leave in 30 minutes" that there is no physical way that the dish staff can do this. We usually don't even get the last dishes until the last possible second from the servers
Sincerely, a very frazzled dishwasher
Dear Math Textbooks,
Stop trying so hard to be multicultural. Every problem does not have to be about "Mohammed, Jose, and JaQuonn". We promise we wont be offended if you use Bob Joe and Steve instead.
Sincerely, minorities everywhere