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Dear three impossibilities of the world,
Can't count your hair, can't wash your eyes with soap, and can't stick out your tongue and breathe out of your mouth...
Dear Powell Middle School,
So do your cheerleaders cheer for PMS?
Dear McDonalds,
Are you seriously asking if I have any job experience?
Dear teacher,
Please understand that I don't call you "Professor" to show respect. I do it because it makes me feel like Harry Potter.
Dear guys at the beach,
Just because you're wearing shiny sunglasses doesn't mean I can't tell where your face is pointed.
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