Dear people who say "there is nothing that tastes better than skinny feels",
I can think of a lot. Pizza, bacon, chocolate...
Sincerely, Jennifer Lawrence
Dear popular girls,
I would say some day you'll be working for me, but I'm not planning on buying Hooters...
Sincerely, nerdy girls
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Sincerely, snowing in October
Dear Sarah Palin,
Please stop. You are making all women and Republicans look stupid.
Sincerely, an ashamed female Republican