Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Sincerely, you said what all of us were thinking
Do you REALLY want us all to look like Barbie?
Sincerely, last I checked, she doesn't have a vagina...
When you said that I suck, did you mean it in a good way or a bad way?
Sincerely, your vacuum
Dear teenage boys discussing how hot I am in french,
Please realize that although I don't look it, I'm fluent in four languages. Bet you were surprised when I answered "Thanks but I have a boyfriend"