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Dear girls on my track team,
Please stop complaining about how small your boobs are.
Dear world,
Wearing tight, white shorts is every girl's way of telling you that she is not on her period.
Dear relatives,
Please stop telling me, "you're next" at weddings.
Dear ABC,
Please make me the next Bachelor! I want to date a bunch of drunk, tan, dolled-up girls while still being considered a gentleman.
Dear world,
If at first you do not succeed, then you are not me.
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