Please don't call my date a jerk for "making me pay" for our date. I was the one who asked him out to dinner, so I should be the one to pay!
Sincerely, your daughter who doesn't care about gender roles and think that whoever asks for the date should be
Dear past self,
Why did you want to grow up? You could play all day and your biggest worry was how to get out of eating mom's terrible broccoli
Sincerely, high school student who is sick of being asked what he's gonna do with his life
Dear J. K. Rowling,
Please write more Harry Potter books. I want to relive my childhood.
Sincerely, literally everyone.
Please chill out. It's just a tattoo. And having a small, meaningful tattoo somewhere no one can see it does not make me "cheap" and also does not require you to scream and cry every time you speak to me for two weeks. If you don't like tattoos, don't get one.
Sincerely, your daughter aka the "problem child"
Dear boy making fun of another boy for reading Jane Austen,
Maybe if you stopped playing video games constantly and read some good literature, you'd understand that it's more than a "girl book."
Sincerely, not making yourself anymore likable
Dear Love of my Life,
Please find me soon...I'm loosing faith
Sincerely, the girl who yearns to be loved
As it has been over 90 days you can no longer return the product "Justin Bieber". If you have any questions or concerns please contact us a 1-800-yourproblemnow.
Dear anyone with BBC America,
Please invite me over to your house everytime new Doctor Who episodes air..
Sincerely, a deprived Whovian that will never be caught up without BBC.
Dear Cashiers in clothing stores,
Please stop trying to trick me into paying more for the clothes than I have to.
Sincerely, a sophomore taking calculus who certainly isn't stupid.
Dear pet gecko,
Why are you eating your foot? Should I be doing something about this?
Sincerely, your easily amused and concerned owner
Dear Romeo and Juliet fans,
You do realize they literally spoke less than 100 lines to each other before they decided to get married and died, right?
Sincerely, my english teacher actually counted
Dear pop music,
In your effort to write as many songs as possible, you are really running out of ideas.
Sincerely, seriously? you're singing about gorrillas having sex, lumberjacks, and cannonballs?
Please help me understand how we can be together forever when there are so many things stacked against us!
Sincerely, 'Till death do us part"
Please stop trying to make small talk while you cut my hair. I would rather hear nails on a chalkboard
Sincerely, last time you talked you cut one side shorter then the other