Dear boys who criticize girls for 'friendzoning',
Girls are not required to date you. We do not owe you anything. Just because you treated us like human beings does not give you the right to guilt us into going on a date with you. Just because you do not approve of who some of us date does not give you the right to say girls only date jerks. We don't owe you anything because everyone deserves to be treated with respect and kindness, and treating someone the way they deserve to be treated does not make you special or unique. It makes you better than some, yes, but you are not the only person out there who deserves her.
Sincerely, I'm sorry my friendship was a crappy consolation prize.
Dear eight year old little brother,
I am incredibly proud of you for saving your friends life by dragging her above the water and out of the lazy river while the life guards that were getting paid to be guarding lives were too busy eating, talking, and texting to pay attention to the fifteen young kids in the lazy river when a parent just so happened to not be right there.
Sincerely, your forever proud big sister
Dear hair,
Thank you for flipping perfectly when I looked up to talk to my crush.
Sincerely, awkward quiet girl who left the class clown speechless
Dear anyone who feels fat just because they're not a size 0,
The smallest size available in most NZ stores is a six, which is a US size 4.
Sincerely, You're beautiful, size 2, or 22.
Dear first sentence of an essay,
I spend more time on you than every other sentence of the essay combined.
Sincerely, English student who is just trying not to procrastinate.
Dear "just because you have that camera doesn't make you a photographer",
I agree for the most part, but I've taken multiple photography classes and I think you should see my pictures before you assume I'm not a good photographer.
Sincerely, this is my art.
Dear friend's mom,
Please stop judging me because I get my eyebrows waxed, wear makeup, and have a boyfriend. I know that I don't need any of that to make me a better person, I just like them.
Sincerely, the slightly insulted friend
Dear people,
Please don't only blame the fashion industry for skinny models. Some designers tried to do shows with normal sized women and the shows failed miserably.
Sincerely, if you want them to change, you have to change, too.
Dear Parents,
Did you know that, on average, high school students today have the same amount of anxiety seen in psychiatric patients in the 1950's?
Sincerely, and you wonder why I'm always stressed...
Dear Teacher,
Please stop giving me that horrified look. If you didn't want to know that I am on my period and was about to bleed all over my chair, then you shouldn't have asked why I felt the need to use the bathroom right in the middle of your lecture.
Sincerely, why yes, I do have PMS.
Dear guy I previously thought wasn't a sexist,
When I said I was going to med school, thanks for assuming I am going to be an RN
Sincerely, correct me if I am wrong but this is the 21st century and women can be real doctors too...
Dear Scoop Neck Shirts,
Thank you for acting as a net for food I drop
Sincerely, I <3 Cleavage Corn
Dear Yankee Candle,
Seriously? Candles for men?
Sincerely, and what exactly is a touchdown supposed to smell like?
Dear concerned people,
Please don't donate to the Red Cross. They save the money for a few months and only donate it if they feel it is still needed.
Sincerely, Please donate to local OK charities
Dear Brain,
Why did you betray me?!
Sincerely, why did you tell me it'd be a good idea to see what baby formula tastes like?
