Dear third level education in Ireland,
Thanks for making the admissions based solely on results, not skin colour or ethnicity just to be 'diverse'.
Sincerely, fed up about the complaining on the internet, I couldn't deal with it in real life.
Didn't I just shave, no more than 10 minutes ago? How did I miss so much hair?
Dear Professor Lupin,
If you saw Harry, Hermione, and Ron on the Mauraders' Map going down to Hagrids, why didn't you see that there were two Hermiones and Harrys at the same time?
Sincerely, things you wonder when rereading Prisoner of Azkaban
Dear Girls Who Complain About Dress Codes,
Please stop. It's not a distraction issue. It's learning to dress appropriately in a learning environment. There are plenty of ways to look attractive and stay cool and still cover up
Sincerely, Just graduated college and realized people need to learn how to dress at an early age
Dear fellow interviewers,
There's a reason why people quit their previous job; because they don't like it and they want to. So stop asking why when you clearly know the answer.
Sincerely, what are you expecting to hear?
Dear supposed best friend,
No, being bisexual does not mean the same thing as being promiscuous and that I'll be "all over everyone". We have been best friends for 12 years. You should know me better than that.
Sincerely, your very hurt friend.
Dear people who claim my Community College education is a joke,
Please, remember what a joke it is as my debt free little self uses the Associates of Applied Science in Nursing degree I earned there to take care of your sick self in the hospital.
Sincerely, Price is not equal to quality.
Please stop picking on me about the books I read. You didn't have to get the whole class, much less most of the grade, in on it too.
Sincerely, the girl with the 'backwards' books, they're called manga and are not the only things I read
Dear boy across the hall,
Please stop confusing me. Either end things with her, or end things with me. This on/off thing is too much.
Sincerely, "just a friend"
Dear Automatic soap dispensers,
I'm washing my hands anyway.
Sincerely, You're not any healthier, just more expensive
Thank you for doing what the rest of the world won't. Hopefully they will follow your example.
Sincerely, a casual marijuana consumer who hates being treated as a criminal
Dear people who apologize for paying with a bunch of singles or counting out exact change,
thank you! you are lifesavers!
Sincerely, people running booths at conventions who were running out of change
Have you ever tried silently narrating your life in Morgan Freeman's voice?
Sincerely, It's pretty freakin' awesome.
Please let me become an organ donor. There are so many people out there that can really use my organs if anything were to happen to me. Organ donation is one of the most selfless things you can do in your life. It's my decision, I wish you could just support it.
Sincerely, your disappointed daughter