Dear coloring books,
How am I supposed to color a page with Zebras in it?
Sincerely, it already has black stripes...
When life gives you lemons...make a dress.
Sincerely, Lady Gaga
*Bursts into tears*.
Sincerely, You'll avoid calling my house from now on
Dear 7 year-old sister,
Don't worry, not being able to find your blue crayon is NOT a midlife crisis.
Sincerely, Laughing my head off to hear you say that.