Dear overweight people,
If I don't have a right to comment on your body, you don't have a right to comment on mine. Deal?
Since when have curvy and fat become synonyms?
Sincerely, there's a difference!
Dear best friend,
Thanks for going to the gym with me. And thanks for going at my pace.
Sincerely, overweight and slow.
I was wrong. I was wrong about racism in America. I know that now, and I'm ready to make a change. I just wanted you to know that I've learned so much, and there IS hope.
Sincerely, white girl who finally realized her privilege
Dear websites with accidental texts from parents about cheating,
If any of this were true, you would realize that getting a text like that is traumatic and upsetting. The last thing you are thinking about is exploiting it.
Sincerely, This happened to me and I'm not the same anymore
Dear people that say those who seem the happiest are usually the saddest,
It's not the happy ones. It's the ones with the fake smiles that don't reach their eyes. It's the ones who smile at other people but look away and let their face become blank again. It's the ones who immerse themselves in whatever their doing so they don't have to deal with what's going on around them.
Sincerely, It's happiest ones, it's the ones without any emotion left
Dear daughter who hates every food that I cook,
Cook your own food. Here's money for groceries.
Sincerely, tired of your picky eating.
Dear best friend,
It's not funny when you text me after school induction day to say that you've found four awesome new friends, that you've replaced me and don't want me anymore. You know I have abandonment issues.
Sincerely, at least I know it took FOUR of them to replace ONE of me...
Dear Dudes trying to hit on me,,
If you know who John Eggbert,Ask Ketchum, Nibbles, Bean the Dynamite, Kiku Honda, and Princess Luna are and have an awesome sense of humor then it might happen.
Sincerely, Yeah Im a nerd. No Im not desperate
Dear little sister watching fox and the hound ,
Please move over, I love this movie!
Sincerely, your 17 year old sister
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Sincerely, Third Law of Emotion
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Sincerely, turn into a zombie?
Baby, you could turn me on all night.