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Dear high school,
Please teach me how to vote, pay taxes, rent an apartment, and get a job.
Dear Dad,
My herbology professor told me you went to Hogwarts together. I bet he was the coolest kid back then cause he sure is the coolest professor we have now.
Dear homophobes,
If being gay is a choice, when did you choose to be straight?
Dear rude old Lady,
Yes I will ignore you and use the handicapped parking at the supermarket
Dear first real boyfriend,
Yes, I'm 18. Yes, you're 22. But we've been dating a week. And you were my first kiss. And you know that. So stop asking about sex. It's not happening anytime soon.
Dear Singers,
Please use some clothes, you can get a cold
Dear best friend,
You're a guy, I'm a girl. You're two years older than me. And yeah, you're attractive. But you've literally known me since I was born and you're like a brother to me. And guess what? I'm okay with that.
Dear ex best-friend,
YOU confronted ME and asked for an apology, which was something I gave two years ago but willingly gave again because I truly am sorry for what I did. Don't complain on Twitter about the fact that I 'finally' apologized when YOU asked for it. Please grow up, forgive me, and move on
Dear Mr. Ollivander,
I don't suppose you're taking apprentices, are you?
Dear Chemists,
Leave me alone! I want to just be myself!
Dear boyfriend,
you are a rough looking 28 year old dude... and you watch disney movies with me, rocking out on every song and say you love the movies because of the witty humor
Dear Mayans,
Sorry we're a little late. There was some traffic. Where to first? Russia?
Dear best friend's ex boyfriend whom she hates,
She may not like you very much and say douche bag everytime you by, but you are the greatest friend anyone could have.
Dear Ex Friend,
Please stop telling me it's over then coming back into my life.
Dear Hogwarts Professors,
Do you accept kids with Autism?
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