Dear kids who always know the gossip,
Well...I saw my teacher and my principal kissing...
Dear "Wanna come bungy jumping?",
Dude, I came into this world because of broken rubber I'm not going out that way too.
Dear teacher buying condoms,
Well this is awkward...
Sincerely, your cashier and student
Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
Sincerely, your teacher
I see how you work now. With images impossible for humans to read, there is no way a robot would be able to read it either. But I want to use this webpage!
Sincerely, you're damn right I entered the verification code wrong first time!
Women laughing alone with salad is a lie
Sincerely, a woman crying alone with doritos