Dear secretly gay people of the world,
Nobody should have to live in a closet. Come out!
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear Cards Against Humanity,
Thanks for making racism funny again!
Sincerely, Everyone who plays
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Why do you name all your drugs like sci-fi villains?
Sincerely, Xarelto, Prozac, Xanax...
I'm going to kill you!