Dear high school,
Please teach me how to vote, pay taxes, rent an apartment, and get a job.
Sincerely, an unprepared student
My herbology professor told me you went to Hogwarts together. I bet he was the coolest kid back then cause he sure is the coolest professor we have now.
If being gay is a choice, when did you choose to be straight?
Sincerely, the 14 year old girl who is bisexual and proud!
Dear rude old Lady,
Yes I will ignore you and use the handicapped parking at the supermarket
Sincerely, Girl who just lost boths legs and can only walk short distances on prosthetics right now
Dear first real boyfriend,
Yes, I'm 18. Yes, you're 22. But we've been dating a week. And you were my first kiss. And you know that. So stop asking about sex. It's not happening anytime soon.
Sincerely, 'no pressure'? Right....
Please use some clothes, you can get a cold
Sincerely, Someone Tired Of Naked People Singing
Dear best friend,
You're a guy, I'm a girl. You're two years older than me. And yeah, you're attractive. But you've literally known me since I was born and you're like a brother to me. And guess what? I'm okay with that.
Sincerely, a girl who will never have feelings for her male best friend.
Dear ex best-friend,
YOU confronted ME and asked for an apology, which was something I gave two years ago but willingly gave again because I truly am sorry for what I did. Don't complain on Twitter about the fact that I 'finally' apologized when YOU asked for it. Please grow up, forgive me, and move on
Sincerely, leave me alone
Dear Mr. Ollivander,
I don't suppose you're taking apprentices, are you?
Sincerely, The Nerdy Boy who Makes Wands in his Spare Time
Leave me alone! I want to just be myself!
Sincerely, Strong Acids and Bases
you are a rough looking 28 year old dude... and you watch disney movies with me, rocking out on every song and say you love the movies because of the witty humor
Sincerely, please marry me!
Sorry we're a little late. There was some traffic. Where to first? Russia?
Dear best friend's ex boyfriend whom she hates,
She may not like you very much and say douche bag everytime you by, but you are the greatest friend anyone could have.
Sincerely, pulled me out of my depression and saved one of our friend's lives.
Dear Ex Friend,
Please stop telling me it's over then coming back into my life.
Sincerely, Girl who has more than enough drama to deal with already