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Dear overweight people,
If I don't have a right to comment on your body, you don't have a right to comment on mine. Deal?
Dear World,
Since when have curvy and fat become synonyms?
Dear best friend,
Thanks for going to the gym with me. And thanks for going at my pace.
Dear people,
I was wrong. I was wrong about racism in America. I know that now, and I'm ready to make a change. I just wanted you to know that I've learned so much, and there IS hope.
Dear websites with accidental texts from parents about cheating,
If any of this were true, you would realize that getting a text like that is traumatic and upsetting. The last thing you are thinking about is exploiting it.
Dear people that say those who seem the happiest are usually the saddest,
It's not the happy ones. It's the ones with the fake smiles that don't reach their eyes. It's the ones who smile at other people but look away and let their face become blank again. It's the ones who immerse themselves in whatever their doing so they don't have to deal with what's going on around them.
Dear daughter who hates every food that I cook,
Cook your own food. Here's money for groceries.
Dear best friend,
It's not funny when you text me after school induction day to say that you've found four awesome new friends, that you've replaced me and don't want me anymore. You know I have abandonment issues.
Dear Dudes trying to hit on me,,
If you know who John Eggbert,Ask Ketchum, Nibbles, Bean the Dynamite, Kiku Honda, and Princess Luna are and have an awesome sense of humor then it might happen.
Dear little sister watching fox and the hound ,
Please move over, I love this movie!
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Dear Newton,
For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Dear "What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?",
Um...
Dear Switch,
Baby, you could turn me on all night.
Dear boogers,
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
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