Dear Meghan Trainor,
I have a list of demands too. Allow me to deliver them in song form.
Sincerely, your Future Husband
So you called in, over the phone, because you want to disuss issues with your account, but you don't want to talk about your account over the phone because it might not be secure?
Sincerely, not sure where to go from here
Dear children's book illustrators,
Where does it say I'm an egg?
Sincerely, Humpty Dumpty
Dear people asking about my track event,
"Oh, so you jump over hurdles?"
Sincerely, no... we hurdle over hurdles