Dear my job isn't as important as nurses or doctors,
I'm a hospital administrator, I run the hospital....
Sincerely, Determining whether or not you keep your job
Dear Harry Potter,
I am the real saviour.
Sincerely, Hermoine Granger
Why don't your students learn Latin?
Sincerely, More use than Divination
Dear underwire bra,
Please don't snap under pressure.