Yes, the mailman has come to kill us all. Thanks for the warning.
Sincerely, your owner who nearly had a heart attack.
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Please realize that my career on Dancing With the Stars lasted longer then your marriage.
Sincerely, Rob Kardashian
Dear super hot male teacher trying to teach about reproduction,
Is this as awkward for you as it is for us?
Sincerely, all girl class
Dear chemistry teacher,
Whats Ba+Na2 synthesize into?
Sincerely, BANANA. Now thats an equation.