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Dear Tiana the first "minority" Disney Princess,
So, we don't count as minorities anymore?
Dear school,
I see you removed all the games from the computer but left Paint...
Dear older folks,
If you want us young adults to respect you, you need to respect us as well.
Dear mommy,
Thank you for not being mad at me when I woke you up at 4am.
Dear virgin 15 year old girl,
Please don't give in to pressure. You're not alone.
Dear house,
How come you only make strange, unrecognizable noises when I'm home alone?
Dear religion,
There never will be an "us."
Dear boys who say they like girls without makeup,
I think you mean you like naturally beautiful girls without makeup.
Dear best friend's new boyfriend,
Just FYI, I keep duct tape, a shovel, rope and gloves in my car, and I watch plenty of NCIS to know how to make it look like an accident.
Dear teacher,
Please realize that when you tell us to put our heads down, it is not a punishment.
Dear parents,
Texting + Facebook= Textbook... so yes, I am studying.
Dear food labels,
Serving size is 1/4 of cookie? Who the hell eats only 1/4 of a cookie?
Dear guys,
Believe me, call us beautiful and we'll treat you like a king.
Dear Dad,
You know something's wrong when I'm the one telling you to stop constantly texting and to enjoy the moment.
Dear people,
If we go off, you hate us. If we don't go off, you hate us. We can't win.
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