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Dear idiot honking his horn,
Please take a look at the sign posted over the intersection, and also posted in bold to our right. Can you read it for me? "No right turn on red." Yep, now, take your head out of your ass and look at what color the light is. Yep, red. Finally, if you can't put two and two together, please look at the solid line of traffic driving past us, due to the fact that it is rush hour. Put all of those together, and it adds up to "No, I will not turn right, no matter how hard you pound on your horn!"
Dear Teenage Boys,
Just because we are annoyed or mad sometimes, doesn't mean were PMSing
Dear American society,
I hope you realize that in a couple hundred years from now, people are going to read about the homosexuality controversy in their history books and roll their eyes at our stupidity.
Dear girl in my 8th grade class with a brain tumor,
Please know that I cried when I heard that you may not make it in school today. I have always admired you for your compassion, kindness, sweetness, and your braveness. I admired the way you held your bald head high and you didn't care what people thought. You are in all of our thoughts. Just know that you will be missed by greatly.
Dear kids,
Please stop saying you can't wait to grow up. The real world is tough.
Dear society,
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Dear Westboro Baptist Church,
godhatesfags.com. Seriously?
Dear the rest of the world,
We realize that not all French people wear berets, not all Italian people are Mario, and not all Europeans wear tweed suits. Likewise, not all Americans are fat, lazy people. Quit picking on us.
Dear Christian Mom,
Thank you for giving me two dvd's of Ellen and a Rainbow hat for christmas. I thought you'd never accept me.
Dear guy friends,
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm attracted to you
Dear all the girls who whine about their boyfriends texting back too slowly,
...you wait a few minutes. I wait months
Dear girl playing volleyball with cuts on your arms,
I applaud you. Forget about them and keep doing what you're doing
Dear person who said I shouldn't be at the gym,
Just because I'm thin doesn't mean I have no reason to be there.
Dear World,
When even my autistic little 11 year old sister says to me, "Sissy shouldn't boys like a girl for who they are, not because they wear makeup?" you know there's something wrong with society.
Dear people who say something isn't hard,
What may not be hard for you may be hard for someone else.
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