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Dear Cancer,
Unhand my mother, you bitch.
Dear obese people,
The concepts of "thin privilege" and "fatphobia" are ridiculous. Discrimination based on weight is different from discrimination based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender, etc. Weight is something you can actually control, it's not an inherent part of you. And it's perfectly reasonable to judge people based on their lifestyle choices.
Dear people who get mad if I say black as opposed to African American,
I know I'm not black, but I find this to be more correct. These people are not from Africa anymore, they have been living here for generations and I think that black would be more correct.
Dear world,
Please stop judging me for having a housekeeper. My parents work long hours and can afford it, so why shouldn't they pay someone to clean for them? They're able to relax, and the housekeeper gets a well-paying job.
Dear people saying skinny is ugly,
Please remember, weight issues go both ways.
Dear males in my life,
Please chill out with the homophobia. You believe in the stereotypical homosexual as being the only type of homosexual. What I'm saying to you is that there isn't a specific mold of a gay man; they can be masculine and feminine, bearded or shaven, skinny or burly. So while you were busy staying away from the flamboyant gays and anything homosexual in general, you seemed to have missed a spot
Dear world,
Please realize that just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I'm homophobic. Yes I believe it is wrong, however I also believe that unless you too claim to be Christian, then I have no right to judge you. I won't judge you, so please don't judge me
Dear High School girls,
If you have to cover your ass with your hand when you're walking upstairs, then your skirt is too short.
Dear Everyone,
Just because I'm skinny doesn't mean I'm not sensitive about my weight.
Dear American government,
Please realize that although my parents make decent money, I am paying for college on my own. $1,000 in financial aid a semester isn't enough to help me with a $16,000 tuition.
Dear bratty girl that I'm babysitting,
Please understand that I never want to look after you ever again. Blackmailing me by saying that if I don't give you a second dessert you'll tell your mom that I let you stay up late and I'll never work for your family again just won't work.
Dear Professor,,
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Dear fashion designers,
Please make colored jeans that aren't skinny jeans.
Dear World,
Please stop believing that there is one type of Christian. I hate being stereotyped just as much as you do.
Dear Best Friend,
I'm going to be checking up on you a lot more often now. Please just know that I'm not doing it to be annoying, I'm doing it because I care about you and I'm deeply concerned.
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