Dear Gun Toting Americans,
Please realise that everyone else is sick of you acting shocked every time there's a mass shooting.
Sincerely, countries who don't think citizens need assault rifles
Dear 'Respect my opinions',
Your opinions degrade, humiliate and kill.
Sincerely, I won't respect hatred
Dear girl/boy who said they were embarrassed about not having a boyfriend at 15,
Please, don't even sweat it babe. I'm 17 and haven't had my first kiss yet.
Sincerely, you think you've been waiting alone?!
Dear Angry People,
Please note that you cannot 'steal' someone's boyfriend or girlfriend. Not unless you think people are property.
Sincerely, save most of your anger for the cheaters.
Dear pro-gun Americans,
Please realize that yes, guns "got" us America but they won America by murdering the people that lived here before us (with your precious guns).
Sincerely, Yeah guns being used to commit genocide is great
Dear straight guys everywhere,
Please don't think that I'm into threesomes (with you or anyone else) just because I'm bisexual!
Sincerely, bisexual and proud
Dear People Who Don't Mind Hearing A Bad Joke,
Just think that Jack and Rose fell in love with each other on the Titanic. Let that sink in.
Sincerely, BA DUM, TSS
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like homosexual people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Sincerely, A "heterophobic" gay
I filled out a job application for you and suddenly my inbox is being spammed like crazy. Seriously, how classless of you using job applications to get peoples' e-mails to sell to scam websites.
Sincerely, never going to Macy's again
Please explain why you have Charlie's old wand.
Sincerely, Why the hell did Charlie need a new wand when his old one still worked?
Dear Facebook friends,
Please stop sending me candy crush and farmville invites. NOBODY PLAYS THEM ANYMORE
Sincerely, All of Facebook
I just realised 'mother of pearl' is called that because it comes from oyster shells. Literally the mother's of pearls.
Sincerely, Did everyone else already know?
Dear Harry Potter,
I am the real saviour.
Sincerely, Hermoine Granger
Dear so called 'sluts',
Congratulations on your self belief. Don't let anyone degrade you.
Sincerely, decent people everywhere