Dear people who say being pale is not cool,
I'd rather be pasty white than oompa loompa orange.
Sincerely, uncool pale kid.
Dear Adele,
Thank you for proving that it's possible to be both famous and talented.
Sincerely, I was starting to wonder.
Dear 2012,
Now that vampires sparkle, I think the next logical step is glow in the dark zombies.
Sincerely, just saying.
Dear alarm clock,
I love to turn you off on a friday night.
Sincerely, little moments of happiness.
Dear Grandma,
No one can convince me to be a lawyer. I'm going to be a scientist.
Sincerely, I want to discover aliens, not help idiots sign divorce papers.
Dear Mulan,
Thank you for teaching us that not all women have to be saved by a prince.
Sincerely, doesn't need a guy to be independent.
Dear boys who think about girl sleepovers,
Please realize that we don't have pillow fights and make out with each other.
Sincerely, all we do is shove our faces with junk food and talk about how guys are jerks.
Dear travel agency,
How much for a trip to Narnia?
Sincerely, what do you mean it doesn't exist?!
Dear Kindergarten,
Do you offer roll-over minutes on naps?
Sincerely, sleep-deprived.
Dear Pillsbury,
Just because you write "do not eat raw cookie dough" on the box doesn't mean I won't.
Sincerely, had a bad day.
Dear autocorrect,
You're to blame for all my awkward texting mistakes, but I'll never turn you off.
Sincerely, I can't spell without you.
Dear Disney,
Please keep bringing the classics back to the theaters.
Sincerely, I love reliving my childhood.
Dear amazing looking boy who is single,
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
Sincerely, confused.
Dear 13 year old who just had a pregnancy scare,
Really?!
Sincerely, 18 year old virgin head cheerleader.
Dear people who laugh when I say I work in fast food,
Not all of us flip burgers
Sincerely, CEO and loving my mansion.
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