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Dear popular guy at my school dating the quiet bookworm.,
Please never break up.
Dear kids making fun of my old cell phone,
Why don't we drop my phone and your iPhone from 4 inches off the ground and see whose phone is better then?
Dear 13 year old cousin,
When I was your age I was blowing bubbles, not boys...
Dear "you look so much like your sister",
That's funny....
Dear Sesame Street,
Please stop being homopobic and let Bert and Ernie back on the show. They are obviously just room-mates.
Dear Child complaining about long road trips,
Shut up! You have a DVD player and a portable game systems to keep you entertained!
Dear little girl that I babysit,
I was born on my birthday too, that's so weird!
Dear parents,
If my water bottle is colder in the morning then it was when I got it from the faucet the night before, I think it's time to turn the heat on in the house.
Dear gay community,
Please warn us that you are gay BEFORE we fall in love with you. Being smart, funny, nice, attractive, and a Thespian means that we are bound to love you.
Dear Mum,
You know all those times I wanted to go over to my boyfriend's house? It really was just to play with his puppy and COD.
Dear New Browser Tab,
I swear I had a reason for opening you...
Dear ladies who blame their insecurities on Disney,
Vogue? Fine. Cosmo? Fine. Hollywood? Fine. Cartoon animation of fairytales? Not sure I follow your logic...
Dear cell phone inventors,
Please add a sarcastic button.
Dear guy staring at me as I am taking a tampon out of my purse,
Oh do you need one?
Dear family photos,
Why must you be preserved forever?
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