I have a life too, you know.
Sincerely, rape victim who won't carry a baby for nine months
I think a man wearing a helmet protecting his country should be paid more than a man wearing a helmet protecting a football.
Sincerely, one's more important than the other.
Dear Guy trying to date my daughter,
I don't hate you because of your tatoos (I have my own) Its not because you were a high school drop out (I was to) and its not because your parents abuse drugs (I did at one point too)
Sincerely, its because you put her down all the time and act like a little prick, she deserves better than that
Dear favorite fictional characters,
Please stop being more kind, intelligent, and interesting than the people I know in real life. I need to form real relationships, and it's hard when you're all so much better.
Sincerely, a bookworm
Please be accepting of ALL people. Not just gays, atheist, wiccans, and minority groups. I'm really tired of being painted as a judgmental freak just because I'm Caucasian and I believe in God.
Sincerely, I really don't care what you are... Can't we just have fun?
Please stop worrying about me leaving you. Yes, I know that you are going to deploy to Afghanistan in a few months, and that a lot of your friends who had already deployed told you about guys getting "Dear John" letters. We survived high school, boot camp, Advanced Individual Training, orders that sent you all over the country, and two additional years of you being stationed really far away. We can survive this too.
Sincerely, your fiance who will be waiting when you get back
Dear patronising friend,
Please stop saying you 'don't want to spoil my innocence' every time I don't get a sexual reference.
Sincerely, I'm a virgin, not a 5 year old.
Dear Metalhead Boyfriend,
Please know that I really do appreciate it when you get me onion rings from Sonic at 4 am. I wish I could wake you up with my voice, but I don't have one, so is extreme cuddling okay?
Sincerely, your mute and pregnant girlfriend.<3
Dear people who tell people to stop complaining because your problems are worse,
Saying someone can't be sad because other people have it worse, is like saying someone can't be happy because other people have it better.
Sincerely, let them be sad if they frickin' want to!
Dear Friends who judge me for not being a vegan like them,
I am allergic to peanuts, walnuts, almonds, gluten, strawberries, sulfites and cilantro. If I didn't eat animal products, I'd starve to death.
Sincerely, your hyperallergic, meat-eating, tired of being judged friend
Please stop assuming that just because we're two guys, we're automatically gay. What happened to just being friends?
Sincerely, Timone and Pumba, Mike and Sully...
Dear kids who snitch on other kids,
Please accept my thanks. When you pass the word on a kid who's planning a massacre, you are a hero.
Sincerely, a guy whose daughter is still alive
Dear very conservative Aunt and Uncle,
I heard you told my mom not to let her daughter marry a black man. Have you ever heard "be careful what you wish for?"
Sincerely, interested in women
Dear adorable little puppy,
Please stay cute forever and continue to try and protect me from the vacuum cleaner
Sincerely, I love you too
Dear fellow students giving me the evil eye,
I'm sick of holding back just to avoid outshining you and, as a result, being bullied by you. So I'm good in this subject... so what?! You should thank me for ending these awkward silences after the teacher poses the question.
Sincerely, RAISING HAND LIKE A BOSS!