Please stop haunting my thoughts, showing up in my dreams, and tarnishing my relationships. You've taken away enough of my life. I'm not giving in so you might as well give up with this psychological warfare.
Sincerely, Sober 22 Months
Dear those who say "respect your elders",
Please stop with that until you tell them to respect us as well. It works both ways.
Sincerely, the younger generation
I know damn fine that I won't ever want have children. So quit telling me how the pill or the three-month injection could affect my fertility and give me the contraception method I've decided to use. It's my body, so it's my decision. I do not have the duty to bear one child after the other just because I'm female.
Sincerely, annoyed woman
the most recent school shooting was committed by a popular boy. It shouldn't take multiple people's deaths for you to realize and start talking about how not all of these tragedies are caused by "loners" and not everyone who seems quiet or distant is planning to go on a murder spree.
Sincerely, a student who fits the image of a "loner" but would never dream of opening fire on her classmates
Dear Fellow High Schoolers,
Please stop saying my relationship of 3 years isn't real because we haven't had sex.
Sincerely, he obviously likes me for more than my body
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to tax me more, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Sincerely, a concerned individual
Dear Fellow Uterus Owners,
Let's clarify once and for all: cramps, headaches, migraines, nausea, etc are very real physical symptoms. Nobody is denying this. "PMS Craziness" is, therefore, not just 'women are crazy amirite', it is a perfectly natural and logical reaction to having to deal with petty bullshit while in physical pain. The fact that this is being pointed out is in fact a good thing, as it stops people from thinking that we are actually mentally impaired simply because of our fertility cycle. That is a myth, and an offensive one. Shutting it down is a good thing.
Sincerely, can we stop arguing now?
Dear random guy at school,
Thanks for telling me I looked pretty today....
Sincerely, my ex-boyfriend never said that
Dear person reading this,
Turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Severus Snape
Please stop looking at us with pity. It's just as insulting as curious looks at you.
Women and girls can wear whatever they want. It's their right. And as long as it is consensual, safe and no emotional damage is done, they can have as much sexual activity as they want. It doesn't affect you.
Sincerely, ever seen a guy get called a slut, regardless of dress or sexual activity?
Dear one curious kid since five years old,
The "E" in "Chuck. E. Cheese" stands for Entertainment ^-^
Sincerely, teen girl who works there
Dear girls wanting Disney to make a certain type of princess so more people feel beautiful,
I'm white and healthy and I don't relate to any of the current princesses.
Sincerely, Never fell in love with a beast, had an evil step mother or found prince charming