Dear "no excuse for pregnancy",
WHY ARENT YOU TELLING THIS TO THE BOYS TOO HUH? DID YOU EVER TAKE SEX ED? It takes mommy AND daddy parts to impregnate someone, and not all forms of birth control work all the time, even when used correctly. So go eff yourself
Sincerely, infuriated member of society
Dear Islamic girls on campus,
Your hijabs are very pretty.
Sincerely, fascinated fellow student
Dear gun advocates,
I'm not here to say ban all guns. In fact, I'm not trying to say anything about the right to gun ownership. But giving a 9 year old a uzi? Shouldn't there be a line somewhere?
Sincerely, it was an accident waiting to happen...
Dear Doctor Who fans,
Please stop getting mad over Peter Capaldi being the new doctor. Sure, he isn't as young as Matt Smith or as humorous as David Tennant, but he is the Doctor, and if you gave him a chance, you'll surely find something that you like about him.
Sincerely, a Whovian
Please explain how the gourmet yogurt flown in from Maine and packed in plastic is more environmentally friendly and ethical than the chickens I raised, killed, and cleaned up after myself.
Sincerely, Tired of your Pomposity
Dear engineer dad,
It's really hard to hear everyone's comments about me not taking math my senior year. I've heard so many remarks about not getting into college and working at McDonalds. So I just wanted to say thank you much for telling me today that I can be successful in whatever I choose to do and that it's okay not to take AP Calculus if I don't want to.
Sincerely, so thankful you said that I'm crying
Based on how much my friends whine to me about their boyfriends, I can't tell if we're doing this whole relationship thing right or wrong. But either way, I love you.
Sincerely, you never give me any reason to complain about you.
You're awesome and beautiful.
Sincerely, Just thought I'd put that out there.
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Sincerely, let's be real here, nobody sane is gonna wear that...
Cult(N): a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.
Sincerely, Technically, all religions are cults.
Dear super tan friends,
Yes, I know I'm pale. No I'm not a ghost and I can't help my skin tone. Please stop making fun of me.
Sincerely, not a vampire either...
Dear girls who caption their selfies with "I'm ugly",
It's a lot less desperate to just go up to a random person and say "tell me I'm pretty." If you actually thought you were ugly you wouldn't have posted that photo.
Sincerely, stop fishing for compliments
Dear School Dress Codes,
We are not sexual in any way. Why do we need to be covered up?
Sincerely, Shoulders and Legs
If you haven't done enough research on a topic to fully comprehend it, please don't argue about it. You sound like an ignorant fool.