I eat the cows which produce the methane gas that effect global warming. You guys eat the plants that could fix global warming. So who is REALLY killing the planet?
Sincerely, meat lovers.
Dear "popular kid",
If you're "cooler" than me, doesn't that make me "hotter" than you?
Sincerely, just saying.
Dear Rebecca and Jacob,
You are a disgrace to the name.
Sincerely, Sirius Black.
Dear 'when life gives you lemons',
Squeeze them in the wounds of your enemies.
Sincerely, survival of the fittest.
Dear Facebook attention suckers,
Please stop making statuses about how ugly you are so other people will try and prove you wrong.
Sincerely, next time, I'm "liking" it.
Sincerely, sheltered private schooled kid.
Stop asking us for advice. We really can't tell you if he loves you or not.
Sincerely, flowers reproduce asexually.
You complain that you can't take your shirt off on a hot day like boys can. But please know that you are more than welcome to.
Don't you have a life?
Dear people who complain about their classmates,
Today my friend asked our high school class: What does Plankton sing in response to Spongebob's F.U.N. song? Every single person- girl and guy- broke out into song. We sang the whole thing (Spongebob's and Plankton's parts) and our teacher just sat there and smiled.
Sincerely, so glad I go to this school.
Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
Your name is my name too!
Sincerely, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Dear pyros of the world,
Sincerely, a bad pun.
Dear Kristen Stewart,
I can't read your poker face.
Sincerely, Lady Gaga.
Congratulations on becoming a verb!