And THAT is how you die for love.
I am more than a butt. Or thighs, or abs, or breasts. I am more than a mind, a religion, a sexual preference or skin color, a mouth, muscles, stretch marks, talents or a voice. I am all of these things and so much more, and if you objectify one part of who I am, you're missing out on the best as a whole.
Sincerely, someone who's tired of the singular approach
Dear biological father of my daughter,
Please stop trying to be involved in her life. You have no idea how badly you have hurt her. And did you know she wants to go to Brown University? Did you know that she wants to be a psychologist for kids of divorced parents and kids of drug abusers so no kid would have to go through what she went through and feel trapped like she did? Or that her boyfriend cares about her in a way that that you never did? Or that she even had a boyfriend? I bet you didn't know any of this. You lost your chance when you ended up in jail and she has healed herself. Please don't hurt her anymore than you already have.
Sincerely, her REAL dad who is just trying to protect his amazing daughter
Our sleepovers aren't sexy. They're fattening.
Sincerely, girls everywhere
Dear people complaining about "nerds" reminding the teacher about homework,
Please stop your whining. I did my work, and I want credit for it. It's not my fault you didn't do it.
Please stop looking for the knight in shining armor. The one you really need is the one in the battered, scratched armor, because he's the one who actually fights the battles
Dear other girls complaining,
Am I the only one who actually enjoys watching my boyfriend play video games?
Sincerely, Skyrim is awesome, and it's quality time we get to spend together.
Please consider this. If the highest grade on the test was a 38% it wasn't our lack of studying. It was your lack of teacher
Sincerely, student who just lost her 4.0 because of you
Please realize, cheating is not an accident. Falling down the stairs is an accident.
Sincerely, You don't trip and fall into a vagina...
Dear Secret Admirer,
Please stop being a secret.
Sincerely, if you like someone, let them know.
Dear JK Rowling,,
Why did you have to announce that Lily was pregnant with her second child when she was killed? More over, why did you have to announce that she talked James into making peace with Severus, and that she wanted to make him the baby's godfather?!!
Sincerely, A (yet again) heartbroken Harry Potter fan
Dear chivalry vs. feminism,
Please, it's not that important. Everyone opens doors here.
Sincerely, southern USA
You say, "Oh, I like your hair better when it was straightened yesterday. It looks like a rat's nest when it's curly." I am not your Barbie doll.
Sincerely, I like my natural curly hair.
Do you have Doctors?
Please let me become an organ donor. There are so many people out there that can really use my organs if anything were to happen to me. Organ donation is one of the most selfless things you can do in your life. It's my decision, I wish you could just support it.
Sincerely, your disappointed daughter