Dear Somewhat Prejudiced Mother,
When we were living in the deep south, you let me go visit the gay couple across the street to see if their dog could come out to play. When you found out that one of my friends is transgender, you just asked me in private what pronouns to use, and have said nothing about it to him or anyone else. When I brought home friends who practice religions you were raised to hate, you made them feel welcome, and you said nothing when I brought home a boy with a different skin color, even though you thought I was planning to ask him out. Thank you for teaching me about tolerance.
Sincerely, I know it bothers you sometimes, but they don't, and I'm grateful
Thanks for saying I look better without makeup. Now, if I have permission, I'm going to continue to wear a lot of makeup because I like it. Thanks.
Sincerely, not everything girls do is about boys
Dear guy who just attempted to rape me ,
Just because I'm a 5 foot nothing, teenage girl doesn't mean I can't take care of myself .
Sincerely, 15 year old gymnast who just beat you up
Unhand my mother, you bitch.
Sincerely, not about to lose her yet.
Please stop auto-starting videos as I am scrolling past.
Sincerely, If I want to watch them I will click.
Dear Worldwide customers of Retail outlets including Fast Food.,
Please note, that the people behind the register or counter have absolutely nothing to do with prices of merchandise.
Sincerely, Every Retail and Fast Food Worker in the World.
Dear overzealous political correctness pushers,
There is honestly nothing I can say that won’t offend you, so I'm done trying. It's your choice to be offended and the world doesn't exist to cater to your needs. By claiming we shouldn't talk about anything deemed "offensive," you're censoring some really important conversations that need to be had.
Dear obese people,
The concepts of "thin privilege" and "fatphobia" are ridiculous. Discrimination based on weight is different from discrimination based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender, etc. Weight is something you can actually control, it's not an inherent part of you. And it's perfectly reasonable to judge people based on their lifestyle choices.
Sincerely, an overweight person who isn't a victim
Please stop thinking that every Christian is a Jesus freak who hates all other religions.
Sincerely, reasonable person who learned acceptance from church.
Dear idiot that jumped my back fence to take my new puppy,
I bet you didn't realize that I had a protection trained Rottweiler in my yard too.
Sincerely, I think you may need a new pair of pants.
Dear Crush who knows about my feelings but doesn't feel the same,
Thank you for continuing to treat me like a friend, and with the same amount of respect as before, even if you don't feel the same way. You have shown me that there are still teenage guys who spend their time respecting girls, not using girls.
Sincerely, a shy and quiet 17 year old girl who now knows there is still a great guy out there some where.
Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Sincerely, you go girl, rock that mini dress, just thought you should know it isn't a necessity
Can someone explain to me the hype about bacon? I mean, it's good I guess, but I'm going on three years without it and I'm fine. Is there something I'm missing?
Sincerely, confused vegetarian
Dear people who wonder,
Please know that in Mexico, Dora speaks predominately Spanish and switches to English
Sincerely, though this was useful :)
Dear Americans still waiting for their Hogwarts acceptance letters,
Please note that to get from Hogwarts to America, the owls have to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly, they all get lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Sincerely, geography's a jerk.