Dear "gay people will ruin the sanctity of marriage",
If you need to compare your marriage to those of others for it to have meaning, then you are the one with a weak marriage.
Sincerely, the sanctity of your marriage relies on you and your partner, not on other people.
Dear person who decided woman should shave their legs,,
Please tell me why this was necessary.
Sincerely, lazy female
Dear anti-gay people,
Remember when the black community had to fight for their right & the people who were against it look really stupid now? Well in 50 years, that's how youre gonna look in the textbooks.
Sincerely, have fun having little kids be disgusted by you
Dear artists of all kind,
the earth without art is just 'eh'
Sincerely, keep it up
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Sincerely, a Christian scientist
Dear Father Who Stiffed Me Last Night,
I watched your kids 3 from 5pm to 3am last night so you could go to that wedding. We discussed my rate per hour. You really though you could bully me into not charging you? And you thought when I wouldn't leave without my pay it would be a good idea to slap me in the hotel lobby?
Sincerely, Watching The Concierge Beat You Up Was Payment Enough For Me
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Sincerely, Trust me, I don't want to be your friend either
Dear self-proclaimed geeks and nerds,
I was popular in high school. I pulled good grades. I did not bully people. However, because people liked me and I was never single for long, many of the "nerds" made a point to talk badly about my friends and call us horrible names. Then, when we would complain, they would call us the bullies. Most of the time, unless you are someone's friend, they don't care what you do, what you like, and what social status you think you have. The world is not always out to get out. Maybe, if you acted the way you want to be treated, people might be nicer to you.
Sincerely, "Popular" Girl
Dear teenage population,
Just because I choose to have sex with my boyfriend does not mean I'm a slut or that I'm stupid. It means that I'm in love with him, and my personal life is none of your business.
Sincerely, it's called birth control and condoms. If you're gonna do it, at least be safe about it.
Dear people who are panicking because they hae "flu-like symptoms",
You do not have ebola.
Sincerely, you have the flu
Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I hate gays. Some of us are the biggest fighters for their rights.
Sincerely, An Open-Minded Christian
Please understand that just because my boyfriend is Indian it doesn't mean he's going to try to take me away to India and make me a Hindu, he was born and raised in America. Besides, maybe I would like to go India. It is not for you to decide and I would appreciate it if you kept your racist opinions to yourself. I love him. That's all that matters.
Sincerely, your granddaughter who still loves you but doesn't care about race.
Dear Cocaine Addiction,
Please let me go. We have been good friends now for 6 years. No one knows about our relationship except you and I. We have had our good times and bad times...but I have given you my time, money, and my youth. It's time for me to part with you...or die trying.
Sincerely, Face In The Crowd
Just because I am skinny, does not mean I am also anorexic. Save your sympathy for someone who actually is.
Sincerely, I have high metabolism