If you consider a woman to be less pure after you touch her, maybe you should take a look at your hands.
Dear guys and girls in the friendzone,
Please finally stop complaining. You either don't have the guts to admit you like them, which isn't their fault, or they rejected you, which isn't their fault. They don't know or don't like you. Either shut up and accept the apparent awfulness of being someone's friend, or get lost.
Sincerely, it's no one's job to like you
Please don't ignore your daughter while we're gone. Shes worried us going to college means she's going to be all alone. You can't just say you don't know how to treat a teenage girl and just ignore her. You treat her like a person. She likes football, video games, and chemistry. She never flips out or screams. She's rational and smart, but thinks her father doesn't love her. Go talk to her.
Sincerely, your older twin sons
Please don't tell me something's wrong with me, or worse, deny that my feelings exist. Please don't tell me I'll be alone forever if I don't change or 'stop trying to be unique'. I'm starting to believe you, and it's lonely.
Sincerely, dying inside asexual
I'm going to come out to you soon as transgender. My wife still loves me, God still loves me, and I love me even more since I admitted it finally. Please don't hate me. Show me the same love you always showed your gay friend.
Sincerely, your new daughter
Dear man who catcalled me,
Please never do that again. I just had a panic attack for an hour straight thinking that you would come find me and attack me. It's not flattering to be called after.
Sincerely, don't "hey pretty lady" me.
Please remember that there is also pressure from the other sex, the media, and society in general to look muscular, tall, and to lose our virginity as well. This can affect men in the same way even if it is not as common.
Sincerely, Mr. Low Self Esteem
Dear impatient morons,
Please realise that a fully laden freight train cannot stop or swerve to avoid hitting you. The responsibility to avoid an accident lies on you to obey the signals and keep clear of a train. Don't think you can race the train.
Sincerely, it truly is the dumbest way to die
If you ever feel inadequate because you don't have giant breasts, don't. You're not missing much.
Please stop taking me for granted. I am a woman, not a mop.
Sincerely, your girlfriend
Please don't give up on me. I've seen what happens when the other kids get left in group homes.
Sincerely, your autistic daughter.
Dear friends who tell me I look better with short hair,
Please understand I am letting it grow for the people who can't.
Sincerely, daughter of woman who couldn't walk the dog without a wig
Dear judgemental friends,
Please stop calling my girlfriend a whore. Just because I made out with her on our second day of dating, doesn't mean she's a whore.
Sincerely, the one who kissed her.
Dear insecure and depressed friend,
Please know that when your other friend tells you who to hang out with, gets mad at you for no reason, and doesn't respect you at all, she is not a "good friend." You are an amazing person and deserve better people in you life.
Sincerely, you concerned and angry friend