Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Sincerely, un observant girls everywhere
Dear people who think all Christians are homophobic and hateful,
The Catholic Catechism specifically says to respect gays and that it is bad to hate them. Know your facts before you go hating.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Catholic who doesn't hate gays
Dear people at my school who think they're "ghetto" and our town is "ghetto" also,
Please realize that if you really lived in a ghetto you couldn't afford the iPhone that your parents bought you.
Sincerely, girl who wants you to stop acting ignorant.
Dear people who are against war,
Please stop trying to tell me my friend dying in my arms was completely worthless
Sincerely, I did it for you
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Sincerely, Not cool
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Sincerely, a sickened brit
I love you, but I'm going faaaarrrrrrr away for college.
Sincerely, Love, mommy's little boy
Dear Christian conservatives fighting my abortion,
The doctors have told me that there is a 100% chance that my son would come into this world with a brain condition that would cause him unrelenting, unavoidable physical pain.
Sincerely, this is killing me, but abortion is the more humane option.
Dear people who say "suck my dick" when they're mad,
Why would you want someone you hate to suck your dick?
Sincerely, it never made sense to me
Dear best friend's mom,
You don't deserve to have him for a son. He has done nothing but overcome the obstacles you've placed in front of him, while you sit on your ass and criticize every decision he makes. He's twenty, let him live his life on his own. He did it for two years.
Sincerely, your son's pissed off friend.
Dear 'Annoyed Europeans',
We know that British people, French people and German people don't fit stereotypes. Consequently, not all Americans are idiots like you imply.
Sincerely, Annoyed Americans
If I was fine without you before I met you, I will be fine without you now. People come and go.
Sincerely, ignoring me and throwing me disgusted looks isnt going to do anything.
Dear "it's just a joke",
Then make it funny. Telling someone that no one loves them and that they should kill themself is not cool.
Sincerely, especially since she's already tried...
Dear boy talking about Jimi Hendrix,
Please know that the fact that you like the same music as me makes you 100 times more attractive
Sincerely, the girl who loves classic rock
Dear person who put the hogwarts letter in my locker,
I have bought all my books my broomstick and I will be leaving on April 21, all I need is my owl which you will send me and my ticket for platform for 9 3/4
Sincerely, you made my day now bring the owl... I'm waiting