Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Sincerely, a college graduate who cannot find a job.
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Sincerely, the nerds
Dear dog owners,
Having your dog wear a leash is not a suggestion, it's the law no matter how "well trained" your dog is!
Sincerely, a dog attack survivor.
Dear anti-vacciners,
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Sincerely, responsible people
Dear those new to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock,
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper
Dear people having a bad day,
If Britney Spears could make it through 2007, you can make it through today.
Sincerely, someone who is here to help!
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
Sincerely, a girl whose boyfriend now holds the door open for her.
Dear friend on Facebook,
I only keep you on my list because you have now become my daily drama show.
Sincerely, thanks for keeping me entertained
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Sincerely, a girl who has hair in new places, new "curves" and a shedding uterus...
Dear people who get upset at me for driving "too slow",
I'm driving the speed limit and saving you from getting a ticket!
Sincerely, You're welcome!
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!
Dear KFC commercial executives,
Please stop featuring only African American people in your commercials. We do eat other things besides fried chicken...
Sincerely, The African American community
Dear boyfriend,
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Dear Winter,
We have enough snow now!
Sincerely, an East Coaster ready for spring
Dear babies,
Please stop being so cute! My wife keeps wanting more of you, but I don't think I can handle any more diaper changes...
Sincerely, sleep-deprived and stressed out husband
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