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Dear "Baby It's Cold Outside",
Please let her go home.
Dear health-freak parents,
If you ever try to sneak protein powder into my pancakes again, I'm pouring acid on your vegetable garden.
Dear Selena Gomez,
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend.
Dear people wearing the pants extremely low,
You do realize that sagging trend was started in prison, and it symbolized that they were willing to have gay sex with the other inmates, right?
Dear tailgater behind me,
Let's test this: if I can't see your head lights, can you see my tail lights?
Dear guys,
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
Dear super sharp pencil,
Thank you for making me feel like I'm writing with a quill and am therefore a wizard.
Dear splits,
Just...a...little...bit...further....
Dear fans,
If Kayne managed to steal the mic, is Taylor really swift?
Dear people I'm getting introduced to,
So are we gonna hug or shake hands?
Dear stomach,
You're absolutely positive you don't want another sandwich?
Dear cop who pulled me over,
When you asked if I was lost and I said "yes" I wasn't kidding.
Dear parents everywhere,
You'd better tell your kids about puberty and sex before I explain it to them in HD.
Dear Charlie Brown,
You realize that Lucy keeps pulling the football away because she likes you, right?
Dear Harry Potter World in Orlando,
I bet Harry Potter didn't have to pay $10.50 for butterbeer.
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