Dear Person who sees inequality everywhere,
While your reasonings are understandable, sometimes the question isn't "why don't we have a straight pride parade or a white history month?" Sometimes it's "why do we not need one?"
Sincerely, someone that realizes that sometimes, things aren't as simple as black and white
Dear soldiers sailors and marines,
Please understand that just because I dont support defense spending and war it doesnt mean I dont support you for your nobility and sacrifice
Sincerely, liberal navy girlfriend
Please forgive me for being a Feminist Killjoy. I was under the impression that a class focusing on sexism, racism, and homophobia would draw people who care about those things.
Sincerely, why would you even sign up for this class?
Dear Coffe Shop Customers,
It's Espresso not Expresso. There is no X in the word.
Dear little kid at the grocery store,
Continue to adventure on in the world where the floor is lava!
Sincerely, an amused 19-year old guy who remembers those good old days.
Please know that I have a "type." Everyone is allowed a "type." You don't have to date me if I'm not your "type." Just don't be rude about it.
Sincerely, Thank you very much!
Dear Prince Charming,
My stepsisters were a brunette and redhead. You let them try on the slippers. I'm blond. Good try, but you did know my hair color and that rules out a couple thousand people.
Headphones save lives.
Sincerely, the one who is going to scream if she hears another Bieber song.
Are you wayward?
Sincerely, carry on.
Dear smoke alarm,
You really think now is the best time to tell me you need your battery changed?
Sincerely, 1:30 in the morning
There comes a point where more experience doesn't mean you do it better. I've been doing my own laundry for 15 years. Just because you've been doing it for 40 doesn't mean you know better than me.
Sincerely, stop telling me how to run my household
Dear fast food restaurant customer with a complaint,
I understand you have a complaint about your food, but please let the staff member finish preparing a customer's order before barging in demanding their attention. Its a little rude to not wait in line, but to interrupt service to request the manager, who was serving somebody else, is really rude.
Sincerely, all that to complain about a hair in your food that looked suspiciously like your own.
Please know that your upside down crosses are not "trendy" or "cool" or even satanic. They're the cross of some Christian Saint or whatever and you all look like idiots.
Sincerely, someone who's sick of seeing you pretentious losers wear ugly crosses.
Dear normally polite well-mannered 5-year-old daughter,
You choose NOW to demonstrate your list of naughty words, scream and cry at the top of your lungs over a perceived slight and make unreasonable demands? Now? While mommy and daddy's friends are over?
Sincerely, Of course it's right now and - Oh look. There are the In-Laws.