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Dear vegetarians,
I eat the cows which produce the methane gas that effect global warming. You guys eat the plants that could fix global warming. So who is REALLY killing the planet?
Dear "popular kid",
If you're "cooler" than me, doesn't that make me "hotter" than you?
Dear Rebecca and Jacob,
You are a disgrace to the name.
Dear 'when life gives you lemons',
Squeeze them in the wounds of your enemies.
Dear Facebook attention suckers,
Please stop making statuses about how ugly you are so other people will try and prove you wrong.
Dear urbandictionary.com,
Ohhhhhhh.
Dear girls,
Stop asking us for advice. We really can't tell you if he loves you or not.
Dear girls,
You complain that you can't take your shirt off on a hot day like boys can. But please know that you are more than welcome to.
Dear butt,
Don't you have a life?
Dear people who complain about their classmates,
Today my friend asked our high school class: What does Plankton sing in response to Spongebob's F.U.N. song? Every single person- girl and guy- broke out into song. We sang the whole thing (Spongebob's and Plankton's parts) and our teacher just sat there and smiled.
Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
Your name is my name too!
Dear pyros of the world,
Ignite!
Dear Kristen Stewart,
I can't read your poker face.
Dear Facebook,
Congratulations on becoming a verb!
Dear cupcake,
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
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