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Dear Mom,
I actually DO play the Mario Kart game you bought me. I love it! I just don't play it around you, because I get so into it that I scream horrible things at Princess Peach and I don't think you wanna hear that
Dear Jacob,
Please stop calling yourself a werewolf. You're an animagus. Now, please turn to page 394.
Dear reader,
ಠ_ಠ
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
*CRUNCH*
Dear world,
My aim is to keep the toilets clean, your aim helps
Dear guy friends,
Please don't be scared to go to the gay bar with us.
Dear Mayans,
Thank you for teaching me that if you don't finish something, it really isn't the end of the world
Dear world,
You're welcome
Dear guy in algebra that yelled "HOW DO YOU ADD LETTERS",
I'm pretty sure I love you
Dear Tiny sweet baby of mine,
You are, literally, smaller than your daddy's foot, how do you poop so much?
Dear girl who said she could get ten times the number of guys I could,
Well... i have 0
Dear power outage,
Thank you for ending when I said lumos
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
Dear cute girl,
On a scale of one to America, how free are you?
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