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Dear teacher who says "I don't know CAN you?" after a I ask if I can go to the bathroom,
When I was using can, I was using it's secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought that since you were a teacher, you would know that.
Dear boyfriend,
What?
Dear people who want a font specifically for sarcastic remarks,
If you need a font to make it sarcastic, clearly you're not very good at it.
Dear parents who told me "college is the fountain of knowledge",
Yeah, well, students go there to drink.
Dear people who think snuggies are stupid,
I was a disbeliever too...
Dear Maybelline,
Please use a different catchphrase.
Dear older sister,
As you leave for college I have something important to say: Finders Keepers!
Dear person trying to push a pull door,
AHAHAHAHAHA........oops.
Dear teens about to do homework,
You should go on Facebook, someone liked your status. Oh, and update your Twitter too, you haven't done that since like yesterday! Don't forget to check your email though. Oh, and your AIM. Did I mention that YouTube has a hilarious new video?
Dear person who checks behind the shower curtain,
It's funny because I'm actually in your bedroom closet.
Dear Jehovah's Witness,
Yes, my car (which was in my driveway) door was unlocked. However, that is NOT an open invitation to open my car and leave one of your pamphlets on family life on my console.
Dear people who want flying cars,
That'd be cool, but you could probably only fly them in special areas, and you'd probably need special training, and specific fuel, and they'd probably be super expensive . . .
Dear hand sanitizer,
OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE OW!!!!
Dear student who gets my Chemistry text book next year,
You're welcome.
Dear Bra,
Thanks for being there for me when Pocket wasn't.
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