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Dear Christian conservatives fighting my abortion,
The doctors have told me that there is a 100% chance that my son would come into this world with a brain condition that would cause him unrelenting, unavoidable physical pain.
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Dear people who think all Christians are homophobic and hateful,
The Catholic Catechism specifically says to respect gays and that it is bad to hate them. Know your facts before you go hating.
Dear face,
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Dear 'Annoyed Europeans',
We know that British people, French people and German people don't fit stereotypes. Consequently, not all Americans are idiots like you imply.
Dear best friend's mom,
You don't deserve to have him for a son. He has done nothing but overcome the obstacles you've placed in front of him, while you sit on your ass and criticize every decision he makes. He's twenty, let him live his life on his own. He did it for two years.
Dear Ex-Bestfriend,
If I was fine without you before I met you, I will be fine without you now. People come and go.
Dear person who put the hogwarts letter in my locker,
I have bought all my books my broomstick and I will be leaving on April 21, all I need is my owl which you will send me and my ticket for platform for 9 3/4
Dear Americans,
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear Best Guy Friend,
Please realize that I don't care if your girlfriend is watching. When you come home from the army, I am giving you THE biggest hug ever, and not letting go.
Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Dear new hire,
Yeah, I'm a girl. I've also been shopping her for the past seven years, and I've become good friends with the manager. Guess whose going to come out on top when I tell him about you trying to charge me 30 bucks for a 7 dollar game?
Dear finals,
Please give me my normal self back. This stressed, unstable freakish thing isn't me
Dear people,
No I do not spell it CDO
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