I have a life too, you know.
Sincerely, rape victim who won't carry a baby for nine months
Dear caring friends,
Please understand that, although I appreciate your advice, "just be happy" is not going to work. Would you tell a diabetic to "just produce insulin".
Sincerely, Depression is a chemical imbalance, not a character flaw
I think a man wearing a helmet protecting his country should be paid more than a man wearing a helmet protecting a football.
Sincerely, one's more important than the other.
Dear Guy trying to date my daughter,
I don't hate you because of your tatoos (I have my own) Its not because you were a high school drop out (I was to) and its not because your parents abuse drugs (I did at one point too)
Sincerely, its because you put her down all the time and act like a little prick, she deserves better than that
If you believe that women should care for the household and children while men are working hard, it's okay, because everybody can have their own beliefs. But do me a favor and stop telling me I'll grow up to be a failure in life when I openly tell you I do not intend to have children or get married. And I'd also be pleased if you stopped threatening me with detention if I speak up during your rants, because again, everybody can have their own beliefs, and yours aren't mine.
Sincerely, a believer in equal rights
Dear favorite fictional characters,
Please stop being more kind, intelligent, and interesting than the people I know in real life. I need to form real relationships, and it's hard when you're all so much better.
Sincerely, a bookworm
Please realise that books, movies, tv shows and fictional characters can have a tremendous effect on someone who needs an escape, or someone to look up to and relate to. Not everybody has people to talk to. They may not be real, but they can help.
Sincerely, a frustrated person
Please be accepting of ALL people. Not just gays, atheist, wiccans, and minority groups. I'm really tired of being painted as a judgmental freak just because I'm Caucasian and I believe in God.
Sincerely, I really don't care what you are... Can't we just have fun?
Please stop worrying about me leaving you. Yes, I know that you are going to deploy to Afghanistan in a few months, and that a lot of your friends who had already deployed told you about guys getting "Dear John" letters. We survived high school, boot camp, Advanced Individual Training, orders that sent you all over the country, and two additional years of you being stationed really far away. We can survive this too.
Sincerely, your fiance who will be waiting when you get back
Dear patronising friend,
Please stop saying you 'don't want to spoil my innocence' every time I don't get a sexual reference.
Sincerely, I'm a virgin, not a 5 year old.
Dear Metalhead Boyfriend,
Please know that I really do appreciate it when you get me onion rings from Sonic at 4 am. I wish I could wake you up with my voice, but I don't have one, so is extreme cuddling okay?
Sincerely, your mute and pregnant girlfriend.<3
I know there are attractive, smart guys on campus. I see them during finals week in hidden corners of the library looking adorable, brows furrowed, studying hard. So why aren't there any in any of my classes?
Sincerely, an engineering girl who wants good hygiene and brains in a man.
Dear Friends who judge me for not being a vegan like them,
I am allergic to peanuts, walnuts, almonds, gluten, strawberries, sulfites and cilantro. If I didn't eat animal products, I'd starve to death.
Sincerely, your hyperallergic, meat-eating, tired of being judged friend
Please stop assuming that just because we're two guys, we're automatically gay. What happened to just being friends?
Sincerely, Timone and Pumba, Mike and Sully...