Dear jerk ex-boyfriend,
Please continue to tell me repeatedly that I'm never going to find anyone else like you.
Sincerely, that's kinda what I was hoping for when I dumped you!
Dear person I'm talking to,
Please do not ask me "North or South?" when I say I'm Korean.
Sincerely, I wouldn't be here if I were North Korean.
Just think, ten years ago, we didn't even know each other. Bless this generation for bringing us together!
Dear girls who's prom dresses look like two pieces of cloth held together by a beaded string,
Are you dyslexic??
Sincerely, it's "Prom" not "Porn".
I missed you!
Sincerely, girl who doesn't clean that often.
Dear skinny guy riding a motorcycle who nodded at me,
Just because you are riding a motorcycle does not automatically make you cool or attractive.
Sincerely, your butt crack is showing.
OM NOM NOM.
Sincerely, student loans.
Dear Mr. President,
Roses are red, violets are blue, Osama is dead, can I now bring my shampoo?
Sincerely, I need my hair products when I travel!
It's not men's fault they look at your boobs. More massive objects bend more light.
Just because I'm a redhead doesn't mean this is like The Little Mermaid. There is no talking crab who's going to tell you when it's okay to kiss me.
Sincerely, DO IT ALREADY!
Dear people of the world,
I will always be ahead of you, and in the future.
Sincerely, a girl in New Zealand.
"If you don't have an iphone, you don't have an iphone".
Sincerely, oh really now?
Dear girl who I saw wearing my clothes that I left on the bus,
Yeah, that's creepy.
Sincerely, well, I'll be taking those back now...
Dear Taylor Swift,
Is "back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday, but I realized some bigger dreams of mine" code for "I really liked him, but then I became too famous for him?
Sincerely, seeing through your lyrics.