Dear "no excuse for pregnancy",
WHY ARENT YOU TELLING THIS TO THE BOYS TOO HUH? DID YOU EVER TAKE SEX ED? It takes mommy AND daddy parts to impregnate someone, and not all forms of birth control work all the time, even when used correctly. So go eff yourself
Sincerely, infuriated member of society
Dear Christians who think homosexuality is wrong,
I don't know why I'm gay. It might be genetics, or unconscious psychology, or the will of God, but it certainly wasn't my decision. You say your God values kindness and forgiveness; if that's true, why would he punish my love, in which I had no choice, and reward you for being judgemental and hateful? Yes, you're allowed to not like homosexuality. But I'm allowed to think you're mistaken.
Sincerely, a tired lesbian who never asked for this
Dear Islamic girls on campus,
Your hijabs are very pretty.
Sincerely, fascinated fellow student
Dear gun advocates,
I'm not here to say ban all guns. In fact, I'm not trying to say anything about the right to gun ownership. But giving a 9 year old a uzi? Shouldn't there be a line somewhere?
Sincerely, it was an accident waiting to happen...
Dear experienced RN,
Please stop telling me I'll become as jaded as you, that I'll stop caring, and that there's no way I'll be able to stay nice and sweet. Don't talk down to me because I choose to see the good in people, that I choose to give them the benefit of the doubt, and that I choose to work my ass off to make them feel better. You can condescend all you want, I'm holding onto my naivete as long as I can. Because when I get to be like you, it'll be time to quit.
Sincerely, nursing student
Dear Doctor Who fans,
Please stop getting mad over Peter Capaldi being the new doctor. Sure, he isn't as young as Matt Smith or as humorous as David Tennant, but he is the Doctor, and if you gave him a chance, you'll surely find something that you like about him.
Sincerely, a Whovian
Please explain how the gourmet yogurt flown in from Maine and packed in plastic is more environmentally friendly and ethical than the chickens I raised, killed, and cleaned up after myself.
Sincerely, Tired of your Pomposity
Dear engineer dad,
It's really hard to hear everyone's comments about me not taking math my senior year. I've heard so many remarks about not getting into college and working at McDonalds. So I just wanted to say thank you much for telling me today that I can be successful in whatever I choose to do and that it's okay not to take AP Calculus if I don't want to.
Sincerely, so thankful you said that I'm crying
Please stop texting while driving and threaten to ground me when I tell you to stop. You are the single mother of 6 children who need you.
Sincerely, daughter with common sense.
Dear teenage boy with special needs who called me beautiful,
I've never seen you before, but I respect you more than most guys in this school.
Sincerely, thank you
Believe it or not, it is possible to believe in evolution/science and still be Christian
Sincerely, my mom is a part time doctor, a scientist, and a dedicated Episcopalian
Don't lose hope; you can only see the stars when it gets dark
Sincerely, don't give up yet
Based on how much my friends whine to me about their boyfriends, I can't tell if we're doing this whole relationship thing right or wrong. But either way, I love you.
Sincerely, you never give me any reason to complain about you.
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Sincerely, let's be real here, nobody sane is gonna wear that...