Dear Christian conservatives fighting my abortion,
The doctors have told me that there is a 100% chance that my son would come into this world with a brain condition that would cause him unrelenting, unavoidable physical pain.
Sincerely, this is killing me, but abortion is the more humane option.
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Sincerely, un observant girls everywhere
Dear people who think all Christians are homophobic and hateful,
The Catholic Catechism specifically says to respect gays and that it is bad to hate them. Know your facts before you go hating.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Catholic who doesn't hate gays
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Sincerely, Not cool
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Sincerely, a sickened brit
Dear 'Annoyed Europeans',
We know that British people, French people and German people don't fit stereotypes. Consequently, not all Americans are idiots like you imply.
Sincerely, Annoyed Americans
Dear best friend's mom,
You don't deserve to have him for a son. He has done nothing but overcome the obstacles you've placed in front of him, while you sit on your ass and criticize every decision he makes. He's twenty, let him live his life on his own. He did it for two years.
Sincerely, your son's pissed off friend.
If I was fine without you before I met you, I will be fine without you now. People come and go.
Sincerely, ignoring me and throwing me disgusted looks isnt going to do anything.
Dear person who put the hogwarts letter in my locker,
I have bought all my books my broomstick and I will be leaving on April 21, all I need is my owl which you will send me and my ticket for platform for 9 3/4
Sincerely, you made my day now bring the owl... I'm waiting
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear Best Guy Friend,
Please realize that I don't care if your girlfriend is watching. When you come home from the army, I am giving you THE biggest hug ever, and not letting go.
Sincerely, you haven't even left yet and I'm worried.
Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Sincerely, I'm 15. The child is my niece.
Dear new hire,
Yeah, I'm a girl. I've also been shopping her for the past seven years, and I've become good friends with the manager. Guess whose going to come out on top when I tell him about you trying to charge me 30 bucks for a 7 dollar game?
Sincerely, better fix your attitude
Please give me my normal self back. This stressed, unstable freakish thing isn't me
Sincerely, you can't keep her hostage forever!