Dear religious people,
Even if you force everybody to follow your religious laws, it doesn't make them religious or save them! If people want to follow religious rules, they will follow them willingly. And your salvation does not depend on what others choose to do.
Sincerely, focus on your own life and nobody else's
Dear young girls,
Please don't think that anyone's telling you you can't go into science. Just because there's more boys doesn't mean you can't do just as well, if not better. Go and bridge that gap! Break down those walls! You go, girl! Kick some butt!
Sincerely, A girl studying biology and LOVING IT! :)
Please remember that just because you think we work menial jobs, we are still humans. We work these jobs and if we didn't, you would be pissed that you aren't getting "the help you deserve". If you are kind to us, we will be more apt to be kind to you and go out of our way to make sure you have what you need.
Sincerely, The "worthless" worker who loves her job most days.
Dear new seasonal guy who thinks only women have to vacuum,
Please enjoy the next three months of your seasonal job being on the night shift. Where at the end of every shift someone has to vacuum, that someone now being you.
Sincerely, The feminist that also works night shifts.
Thank you for taking a chance on me, I know I have bad days a lot, I'm so glad I saw your post about your art, and that we ended up Skyping. I had my suicide planned for not even a month later, you saved me.
Sincerely, your partner that loves you more than anything.
Only hearing about your presidential candidates through memes is... interesting
Sincerely, good luck USA
Dear other humans,
If you criticize the way that I do something, then please be prepared to answer the question, "How would you like me to do it differently?" If you can't answer, you haven't really gotten anywhere.
Sincerely, Frustrated human
Please make more hours in the day so I can sleep AND get my work done.
Sincerely, too much homework
Dear PhD advisors,
Please acknowledge the fact that I am human and require sleep and food to function properly.
Dear society (generally middle aged people),
Just because I am young, it doesn't mean I'm a bad driver. In fact, I drive over 10 hours a day for a living, pulling weights you've never towed before, in all sorts of conditions, without benefits of things like hill start assist or reversing cameras. Do not tell me I'm not experienced as you, just because you were driving when I was born. Do not tell me I am a bigger danger on the road, just because you're vehicle is newer.
Sincerely, most of the arrogance I've seen comes from impatient 50 year olds with a mid life crisis.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dear videogame companies,
Please stop rushing to develop new games.
Sincerely, gamers who have to pay high prices for recent crap games.
It's not that I have no sympathy for people with cancer; I just can't see how you coming to work in your pyjamas is going to help them.
Sincerely, your baffled coworker
Yep, I'm totally avoiding you. I helped you out on the homework twice, and now you seem to think I only exist to explain each and every problem for you.
Sincerely, I have my own stuff to do