Dear 14 year old me,
I'm turning 18 in five months. I know you thought you'd starve yourself to death or O.D before you made it to 16, but we're still here.
Sincerely, 17 year old conquering suicidal thoughts
Dear world at large,
Why does everyone hate Nickelback?! I'm so confused! Is this a running joke I missed or something??
Sincerely, girl who actually likes their songs
Dear person who decided woman should shave their legs,,
Please tell me why this was necessary.
Sincerely, lazy female
My heart goes out to you all.
Sincerely, a neighboring American
Dear anti-gay people,
Remember when the black community had to fight for their right & the people who were against it look really stupid now? Well in 50 years, that's how youre gonna look in the textbooks.
Sincerely, have fun having little kids be disgusted by you
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Sincerely, a Christian scientist
Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I hate gays. Some of us are the biggest fighters for their rights.
Sincerely, An Open-Minded Christian
Dear slut shamers,
If wearing short skirts and low cut tops makes me a slut, and modest, non-revealing clothes make me a good girl - Will wearing a wedding dress make me married?
Dear Father Who Stiffed Me Last Night,
I watched your kids 3 from 5pm to 3am last night so you could go to that wedding. We discussed my rate per hour. You really though you could bully me into not charging you? And you thought when I wouldn't leave without my pay it would be a good idea to slap me in the hotel lobby?
Sincerely, Watching The Concierge Beat You Up Was Payment Enough For Me
Dear self-proclaimed geeks and nerds,
I was popular in high school. I pulled good grades. I did not bully people. However, because people liked me and I was never single for long, many of the "nerds" made a point to talk badly about my friends and call us horrible names. Then, when we would complain, they would call us the bullies. Most of the time, unless you are someone's friend, they don't care what you do, what you like, and what social status you think you have. The world is not always out to get out. Maybe, if you acted the way you want to be treated, people might be nicer to you.
Sincerely, "Popular" Girl
Dear teenage population,
Just because I choose to have sex with my boyfriend does not mean I'm a slut or that I'm stupid. It means that I'm in love with him, and my personal life is none of your business.
Sincerely, it's called birth control and condoms. If you're gonna do it, at least be safe about it.
Please stop with all the Tinkerbell stuff. The original character was not a good role model. In fact, she was vain and kind of a bitch.
Sincerely, There are so many better female characters in your movies.
Dear people who are panicking because they hae "flu-like symptoms",
You do not have ebola.
Sincerely, you have the flu
Please understand that just because my boyfriend is Indian it doesn't mean he's going to try to take me away to India and make me a Hindu, he was born and raised in America. Besides, maybe I would like to go India. It is not for you to decide and I would appreciate it if you kept your racist opinions to yourself. I love him. That's all that matters.
Sincerely, your granddaughter who still loves you but doesn't care about race.
Dear People who's opinions I didn't ask for,
If you think 'paying to go running in a gym is stupid because you could do that outside' then kindly butt out. Last time I ran outside a man tackled me into the bushes and shoved his hand down my shorts.
Sincerely, but either way, it's really none of your business