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Dear America,
Yes, demoracy is great, except when the majority of people are idiots.
Dear girls on my track team,
Please stop complaining about how small your boobs are.
Dear Hogwarts,
Please provide student exchange programs.
Dear guy who "slowed down" at the stop sign,
If I beat you with a stick, would you want me to stop or just "slow down"?
Dear World,
They say good men are hard to find.
Dear peoplewhotalklikethisallthetime,
Can you not find the spacebar?
Dear college scholarships,
Gingers are minorities.
Dear America,
You make it too easy.
Dear bra,
You give me all the support I will ever need.
Dear boyfriend,
Please realize that you may wear the pants in the relationship, but i control the zipper.
Dear world,
Wearing tight, white shorts is every girl's way of telling you that she is not on her period.
Dear relatives,
Please stop telling me, "you're next" at weddings.
Dear quicksand,
Why are you so slow?
Dear olive oil,
If you're made of olives, then what am I made of?
Dear innocence,
Sorry I have to leave you behind now.
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