Thank you for giving me this awesome job! You started me out on a decent wage, offer benefits, work around my second job, and I get to spend all day playing with animals? This feels like heaven to me! The added puppy kisses from the puppy training class doesn't hurt either!
Sincerely, Loving her job!
I love the fact that we're getting support for gays, lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals, and what have you. But let's not forget about our transgender folk over here.
Sincerely, we need representation too!
Saying that "only God can judge me" doesn't make what you're doing any more okay.
Sincerely, it's just an excuse.
I realise I might get a lot of hate for this... but please read with an open mind. The only reason I knew what discrimination and racism was is because they taught it to us in detail at school. Nobody is born thinking, "Oh, they're XXXXX so I hate them already!" Maybe if we stopped teaching it at such a young age, it would become nothing more than old stories to the future generations. If we stop arguing/complaining, maybe it wouldn't be such a huge problem...
Sincerely, a girl who thinks everyone should stop arguing about everything
Dear people with a Confederate flag on their car,
Um...you guys lost the Civil War. And this is upstate New York. So maybe you should take that down...
Sincerely, it looks kind of ridiculous.
Dear people who lecture about fairness and unfairness,
Is it fair for someone to walk out their front door in the morning and not know if she'll make it back alive at the end of the day? Is it fair for her to have to attend the funerals of a dozen people her own age before she's ten? Is it fair for the police to not protect her and her neighbors because they're either paid off by or afraid of the gangs? Is it fair that she gets spit on, ridiculed, and physically assaulted every day because she's the only white person in her neighborhood and one of the only white people in her school? I know what unfairness is, probably better than most, so take your lecture and shove it.
Please realize that sometimes guys won't ask you out because they're nervous too.
Sincerely, it's perfectly okay for you to ask them on a date.
You do know that woman are mammals, right? Were supposed to grow hair down there.
Sincerely, just got a rash from over-waxing
Dear Obama haters who think he's both a Marxist and a Muslim,
Marxism teaches that religion is the opiate of the people. Islam is a religion. Marxism and Islam conflict.
Sincerely, someone with a basic grasp of logic.
How am I going to pick a college major, if every time I decide on one, you tell me how horrible that job is going to be?
Sincerely, tired of living with Professor Trelawney
My mom WILL beat you so you might as well give up while you're ahead.
Sincerely, an optimistic daughter
You have been so strong over the last 14 years. You have worked 3 jobs for longer then I can remember, lived an entire country away from your family, and did a damn good job raising three kids, even after the man you loved left you.
Sincerely, just turned 19, and realized how much character, love, and strength it must of taken to do it all.
Please stop hating on religion, period.
Sincerely, There are bigots in every religion, not just one or two.
Dear skinny girls,,
Just because I weigh 110 pounds and you weigh 85 doesn't mean I'm fat.
Sincerely, a 13 year old girl of average weight.
Dear "It's all in your head!",
Actually, you're completely right. Depression is a chemical imbalance of my brain, which is in my skull, so it IS inside my head. That just doesn't make it any less real.