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Dear anti-vacciners,
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Dear fellow teens,
Know that in twenty years from now it won't matter what clothes you wore, what sports you played or how many people had a crush on you. What matters will be your kindness, intelligence and hard-work.
Dear those new to Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock,
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
Dear pro-lifers,
My life. My body. My decision.
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
Dear mandatory swim class at school,
Please don't make me take this class! I am too nervous to wear a swimsuit all semester especially on the days that I have my period!
Dear friend on Facebook,
I only keep you on my list because you have now become my daily drama show.
Dear KFC commercial executives,
Please stop featuring only African American people in your commercials. We do eat other things besides fried chicken...
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Dear boyfriend,
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Dear porn site,
No, I will not "like" you on Facebook!
Dear "Doctor Who",
Can you please explain to me how the Doctor -- who can take on ANY HUMAN FORM -- always turns out to be a skinny, white guy?
Dear Winter,
We have enough snow now!
Dear Girl,
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
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