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Dear rapists,
No means no. She's not asking for it by dressing sexy. It's not her fault.
Dear girlfriend,
It's legal here now. We don't have to wait any longer. Will you?
Dear People,
How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Dear Humans,
Please Stop. Take better care of me, I deserve it. The is only one of me. If I die, I'm taking you all with me.
Dear Nail Polish Companies,
Please consider making shorter, wider bottles of nail polish.
Dear Jewish mom and Catholic Dad,
This is awesome!
Dear world,
Please realize that getting married isn't the be-all and end-all of every person's life. Sure, someday in the future it may happen, but focusing solely on finding a husband seems to lead to way too much stress for my taste.
Dear Feminist roommates,
Please stop lumping all males into one group of "douche bags". I know plenty of great guys who you continually insult in front of me because you think all men are out to have sex and suppress women and are just all around jerks and have no morals or respect.
Dear popular girl who bullied me in high school,
Thank you for liking my post on Facebook about me being down a dress size even though I'm still overweight. It meant more to me than you'll ever know.
Dear roomate,
So, your girlfriend hasn't left OUR house in 2 months, she eats/sleeps/showers and does her laundry here and now also receives her mail here; yet you insist you haven't moved her in?
Dear people of the Internet,
Please understand that song parodies are just that - parodies. Even if they make fun of the song's artist, the intention is not to be hurtful, just funny.
Dear nervous woman at the gym,
Please don't be nervous. Nobody is judging you - in fact, if anything, they are proud of your initiative and commitment to losing weight and getting fit. We all had a first time in the gym, we didn't enter fit and toned. Keep up the hard work.
Dear Mom and Dad,
Please stop telling me that you love me no matter what and then get mad at me when I make a simple mistake. I'm pretty sure making a B on ONE test won't knock my chances of getting into a good college.
Dear people who think that I am too specific about the type of men I will date,
Please note that you will soon be recieving a kettlebell through your windshield if you tell me this one more time.
Dear insurance companies,
We pay for coverage, and we're supposed to get that. We don't pay $200 a month for a premium and end up owing $20,000 for a bill.
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