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Dear pervy guys staring at me as I eat my Popsicle,
*CRUNCH*
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Dear Jacob,
Please stop calling yourself a werewolf. You're an animagus. Now, please turn to page 394.
Dear world,
My aim is to keep the toilets clean, your aim helps
Dear world,
You're welcome
Dear guy friends,
Please don't be scared to go to the gay bar with us.
Dear Mayans,
Thank you for teaching me that if you don't finish something, it really isn't the end of the world
Dear reader,
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Dear Dora,
Just one question. How do you get that t-shirt over your head?
Dear Tiny sweet baby of mine,
You are, literally, smaller than your daddy's foot, how do you poop so much?
Dear people who ask me how I get good grades,
My blood type is A positive...
Dear cute girl,
On a scale of one to America, how free are you?
Dear sister,
Your complaints about the monster under your bed offend me.
Dear scarred teenage girl,
All of my clothes were in the laundry...
Dear Voldemort,
Proactiv has a new cream for removing dark marks.
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