Also By Us Slow Robot I Waste So Much Time I Waste So Much Money
SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear "wearing a padded bra is false advertisement",
Contrary to popular belief, i am not actually for sale.
Dear girlfriend who just freaked out at me for hanging out with another girl,
Meet my sister.
Dear world,
Please understand we don't all look like we came out of a Doritos bag.
Dear P.E. Teacher,
Please bring back the giant parachute.
Dear people who complained about the white Coke cans looking too much like Diet Coke cans,
Please accept our sincerest apologies. Its so much more important that Coca-Cola should cater to your needs instead of donating millions of dollars to help save the polar bears. You're right.
Dear 6'2" boyfriend,
You realize I can hear your heartbeat when we hug, right? That means I can hear how fast its beating after we kiss, too.
Dear pants making companies,
Please stop making fake pockets.
Dear tooth fairy ,
I know I'm a little old, but if I pulled out my tooth and put it under my pillow, would you please come? I really need the money...
Dear girls,
I don't want in your pants... I have my own.
Dear Marching Band,
We, the percussion section, are the only section that doesn't blow...
Dear dreams,
Stop ending right when I get to the good part!
Dear Easter,
Who thought of this holiday and said "...you know what this needs? A bunny that hides colorful eggs."
Dear troubled people,
May your problems, last only as long as Kim Kardashian's marriage...
Dear cookie dough,
How come you're always better than the actual cookie?
Dear person who just tweeted "if u cud recomend a book 4 me wat wud it b?",
It would be a dictionary.
THIS IS PAGE 1
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © DEARBLANKPLEASEBLANK.COM - CONTACT US - TERMS AND PRIVACY - ABOUT US