Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Sincerely, Isis, the Egyptian goddess of the moon, love, magic, fertility and healing.
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Sincerely, a Democrat proud of our president
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat
Dear those that are seen as less than perfect,
"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."
Sincerely, Tyrion Lannister, the imp.
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Sincerely, a male who sees the inequality in your demands.
Dear students at my school,
No, I don't have cancer. I'm not a lesbian. I'm not a neo-nazi. I'm not going through a personal crisis. It's not a religious thing or an anti-establishment thing. It's just a haircut. I'm the same girl as before.
Sincerely, the girl with a shaved head
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Sincerely, a girl who had sex for the first time.
Dear secretly gay people of the world,
Nobody should have to live in a closet. Come out!
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student
Please don't be dead.
Please understand that when I open my windows I am hoping for fresh air, not your second-hand smoke.
Sincerely, trying to breath.
Dear spanish teacher,
I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN' AYYYY OOOO NO COMPRENDO!
Sincerely, student failing Spanish.
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining