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Dear World,
If a thief were to argue that the stolen item was just out in the open and they couldn't stop themselves from taking it, that would be considered a confession. Why is it a defense for rape cases?
Dear Humans of New York photographer,
Thank you for showing me how each person has a unique story, and if you only take a moment to talk to a complete stranger, beautiful and unexpected things can happen.
Dear world,
"Feminists" want women to have equal rights to men. Equal. It's "misandrists" who are crazy men-haters and want female supremacy.
Dear males,
If you can scratch your hairy balls in public then we should be allowed to breast feed in public.
Dear wannabe gangsters,
Real gangsters wore nice suits and carried violin cases
Dear women,
I get it. If there was blood coming out of my penis every month, I'd be pretty pissed, too.
Dear Boys,
If you want me to look like the girl on the victorias secret pinup, you better look like the boy in the hollister ad.
Dear Ciaran,
We had a good run. Your time in a coma was hard for everyone. When you were pronounced braindead we all cried. but when they realized you were an organ donor they prepped you for a surgery, which ended up saving 6 lives.
Dear chivalrous gentlemen,
If you hold the first door for me, can you permit me to hold the second one for you?
Dear everyone,
I have an idea. How about promoting what you love instead of bashing what you hate?
Dear Funny Movies,
Please explain why you have changed the definition of "funny" to "projectile vomit" and "poop in public"?
Dear people who care far too much about people's backgrounds,
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Dear people who insist the hobbits could have used the eagles,
Mordor's atmosphere is poisonous until Sauron is vanquished. The eagles only came as a favor, they're not pets. The Nazgul on their fel beasts would have attacked, or the orcs would have shot the eagles and or the hobbits down. The point of the quest was stealth and eagles are anything but.
Dear US and MD politicians who want to bring illegal immigrants in,
There's so much gang violence and crime in inner city Baltimore that our kids can't even play outside. We can’t take out the trash without locking the door. You're spending billions on illegals, but what about our neighborhoods? Where can we get asylum? Where can we get refugee status?
Dear tall people,
Yes, I know I'm short, yes, I know you find it funny, but STOP USING MY HEAD AS AN ARMREST!
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