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Dear coworker,
Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Dear visting USS George Washington Sailor,
Please don't leave, you just got here.
Dear person saying "I can't even do that sober" to a cop,
You just admitted you weren't sober...
Dear woman at my gym,
There was no real need to bitch at me the way you did. I didn't realize that looking at you was deemed offensive.
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Dear World,
Bowties are cool.
Dear visiting in-laws,
Please remember that there are latches on our toilet lids for three reasons: your very active, inquisitive grandchildren. When you leave the lids up, those latches are rendered completely ineffective.
Dear Teachers,
Please stop complaining about grading all our work.
Dear Lord,
Thank you for thinking about me. I'm alive and doing fine.
Dear Bing,
At least We Have Doodles
Dear Internet,
Please realize stereotypes are there for a reason
Dear Rihanna,
Please leave the diamonds to me
Dear Vinegar,
I'm the reason anybody actually likes you.
Dear Apple,
Please "If you don't have an iPhone, well, you don't have an iPhone."
Dear Diary,
I ate a unicorn today. It was tasty.
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