Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Sincerely, your Christian coworker who is willing to live and let live.
Dear visting USS George Washington Sailor,
Please don't leave, you just got here.
Sincerely, the Australian girl you met in a Brisbane bar.
Dear person saying "I can't even do that sober" to a cop,
You just admitted you weren't sober...
Sincerely, see what the state did there?
Dear woman at my gym,
There was no real need to bitch at me the way you did. I didn't realize that looking at you was deemed offensive.
Sincerely, I just thought you were pretty...
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Sincerely, feeling more comfortable in my own skin
Bowties are cool.
Sincerely, The Doctor
Dear visiting in-laws,
Please remember that there are latches on our toilet lids for three reasons: your very active, inquisitive grandchildren. When you leave the lids up, those latches are rendered completely ineffective.
Please stop complaining about grading all our work.
Sincerely, you assigned it.
Thank you for thinking about me. I'm alive and doing fine.
At least We Have Doodles
Please realize stereotypes are there for a reason
Sincerely, I have a crazy Jewish grandmother
Please leave the diamonds to me
Sincerely, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I'm the reason anybody actually likes you.
Please "If you don't have an iPhone, well, you don't have an iPhone."
Sincerely, Tautology Much?