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Dear Waitress,
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Dear person,
You're awesome and beautiful.
Dear ignorant pig male in my physics class,
No, men are not all around superior to women. I can hold my breath, swimming upside down without plugging my nose, for 2 lengths of a pool COMPLETELY under water. And i can point my toes. Can you?
Dear fashion industry,
Please tell me this: how is it fashion if it's hideous?
Dear People feeling upset,
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Dear super tan friends,
Yes, I know I'm pale. No I'm not a ghost and I can't help my skin tone. Please stop making fun of me.
Dear School Dress Codes,
We are not sexual in any way. Why do we need to be covered up?
Dear anyone,
Cult(N): a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.
Dear Best Friend,
Just because I have to take a plane instead of a bike to your house, doesn't mean I wouldn't do it. Just because I don't see you everyday doesn't mean I don't want to. I miss you
Dear people on Facebook,
I'm sorry for wishing you a happy birthday and your birthday isn't for another few months, but if I get a notification saying it's your birthday, I'm gonna wish you a happy birthday.
Dear Life,
Please let me know what i am suppose to be doing with you
Dear people who can't spell,
Please, it is spelled definitely, D E F I N I T E L Y
Dear Flatmate,
Please tell me when you have a problem with something I'm doing before it gets to the point where you are so pissed that you can't be civil.
Dear boys,
Please stop asking why girls go to the bathroom together Hermione went and got attacked by a troll
Dear my super awesome dog,
Roses are red, toilets are blue, I love you so much that I pick up your poo.
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