Please know that you are an inspiration, the doctor told you that you had 6 months to live, yet you lived three years, because screw you cancer.
Sincerely, The Daughter That Misses you.
Please don't feel sorry for me because I don't have a boyfriend. I'd rather be alone than have one that talks to me the way yours talks to you.
Sincerely, your single and happy roommate
Dear friend who thinks I'm flirting with her crush,
He was my friend first
Sincerely, don't you dare try to tell me how to act with him
I'm sorry I'm not naturally a stick figure like you want me to be, but please stop making fun of me when I work out.
Sincerely, slightly overweight and majorly insecure
Dear interracial couples,
Don't mind the idiots, love is blind and skin color is only skin deep.
Sincerely, It's time to forget the past and move on
Please learn the difference between bored and hungry
Sincerely, gaining pounds quickly
Dear freshman boys making fun of the special education boy,
Please realize he is just like you, he has feelings too.
Sincerely, annoyed sophomore girl
Dear new friends,
Please be patient with me. I'm still learning how to interact with people, so if I do or say something that's inappropriate, or seem really shy and withdrawn sometimes, be kind about it. With your help, I'll improve a little every day.
Sincerely, your new friend trying to overcome severe social phobia.
Please understand that just because I need time by myself, doesn't mean that I'm lonely, depressed, and/or suicidal.
Sincerely, Your introverted, and slightly annoyed Daughter.
Please don't call my date a jerk for "making me pay" for our date. I was the one who asked him out to dinner, so I should be the one to pay!
Sincerely, your daughter who doesn't care about gender roles and think that whoever asks for the date should be
Dear driver behind me,
No, I'm not about to run over animals crossing the road just so you can get to you destination 2 minutes faster. You're just going to have to wait. Your horn isn't going to change anything.
Sincerely, its called patience.
Dear rude customer,
It is my job to make your meal as enjoyable as possible. It is not, however, my job to tolerate homophobic insults.
Sincerely, the gay waiter
Dear people who question why they can't talk during a fire drill because the fire can't hear them,
You do realize that if you talked during an actual fire, you would be in danger of smoke inhalation, right?
Sincerely, that is fatal, in case you were wondering...
Dear college "friends",
Please stop trying to make me drink. I trust my doctor when he says that it's dangerous to combine my meds with alcohol.
Sincerely, at least I'll remember my 21st birthday