Please know that all skaters are not bad people. We do not all do drugs.
Sincerely, a skater
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female
Dear Cute European Girls,
Thank you for finding American accents attractive. I actually feel somewhat attractive now. I know it sounds vain, but that's really done something for my self-esteem...
Sincerely, American in England, finally feeling desirable...
if you are going to organise a group event and leave me out of it, please don't post photos up off how much fun you had without me
Sincerely, the left out friend.
Dear Fellow Americans,
Please, quit using Independence Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc. as an excuse to get drunk.
Sincerely, Have some respect for our country, or get out!
Dear People complaining about group work,
Please stop. There's a decent chance you'll end up with a job in which you have to work with others. Coworkers can be just as bad to work with as other students.
Sincerely, You're getting prepared for the real world.
Dear barn cat/feline Hitler,
I appreciate your killer instincts, but my doorstep is not the best place for your critter genocide mass-grave. Try the other SEVERAL ACRES AROUND US
Sincerely, slightly shocked/impressed/terrified by how much you kill and wondering if I'm next
Dear people who say "All Muslims are not ISIS",
Please remember that, while it is true that all Muslims are not evil or part of ISIS, their religion is completely evil and teaches them that all non-Muslims should be killed
Sincerely, the Muslim religion is corrupt
Dear music store customers,
If you want to try out a guitar, feel free to ask and our staff will be happy to help you out. But please, no Stairway to Heaven, Nothing Else Matters, Smoke on the Water, Iron Man, Sweet Child O Mine, Crazy Train, Back in Black or any other ridiculously overplayed riffs and licks.
Sincerely, the owner who has come to hate these riffs now
Dear alcoholic ex husband,
Please stop begging for me to come back. Stop lying about changing and actually make that change!
Sincerely, ex wife who misses you, her house and pets like crazy.
Dear people who label themselves,
You are restricting yourself far too much--you can be well rounded. You don't have to be the "nerd" or the "jock" or the "prep" or "fangirl." You can have other things in your life!
Dear transgender cashier,
First off, you present as a woman. You have a feminine face, long hair, a feminine body, etc. Nothing about your appearance as it is now is masculine. That said, if you had simply corrected me by telling me that "actually, I'm a man" or "I identify as male", I would have corrected myself and we could have gone on our separate ways. Instead, you decided to rant about me misgendering you and tried to deny me service. I'm sorry you had a bad day or whatever, but I do not regret getting your manager involved.
Sincerely, have a nice day, ma'am.
Dear Guy that lead me on and claimed he had no idea,
Please forgive me for developing feelings for you. It was kind of hard not to when you said all those nice things to me and made me feel like someone actually thought I was pretty and not just some random girl.
Sincerely, the girl still trying to get over you
Dear Jack the Ripper,
We have the same middle name!
Sincerely, Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Winnie the Pooh.