You must be made of copper because I "CU" in my dreams.
Sincerely, a chemistry geek
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Sincerely, a mortified girl on her first date
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Sincerely, a dog-lover
Dear new roommate,
Life would be much easier if we could get over this first awkward phase so I could comfortably fart wherever I needed to.
Sincerely, I don't know how much longer I can hold it in!
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
Dear Rock, Paper, Scissors,
You're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
Sincerely, a geeky girl
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
Bring it on!
Sincerely, a cheerleader
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Dear George Michael,
Sincerely, The rest of the Bluth Family.
You are sodium funny!
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
Sincerely, someone who lives in a "free" country