Only hearing about your presidential candidates through memes is... interesting
Sincerely, good luck USA
Dear guy sitting next to me,
I told you how I felt, and some sort of reaction would be nice
Sincerely, girl who likes you a lot
Please don't talk about me and my problems in the car as if I am not there when I am.
Sincerely, The son that doesn't seem to fit into his own family
Dear my dearly beloved cousin,
Please turn your music down. You may have earbuds in, but I can still hear every beat, word, and song you're listening to.
Sincerely, it's midnight, I just wanna go to sleep...
Yep, I'm totally avoiding you. I helped you out on the homework twice, and now you seem to think I only exist to explain each and every problem for you.
Sincerely, I have my own stuff to do
Dear soon to be exes,
Please, If you want to break up, just end it or go to counseling together. Don't linger on with the thought of breaking up w/ your significant other and leave them later as it will cause more pain for them in the long run.
Sincerely, a witness of a breakup gone ugly
Dear Harry Potter,
Turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Proffesor Snape
Dear Kid Next To Me In Math Class,
Please Don't make me watch over you to see if you did a problem right. I have my own work to do and I'm not the teacher.
Sincerely, Frustrated Smart Math Student
Please stop trying to change my mind when my mind is not yet made up. I don't know if I want to get married. I don't know if I want to have kids. I'm on the fence. Please wait until I've decided something before trying to change my decision. Give me some time to figure things out.
Sincerely, the woman whose biological clock may be broken
Dear maths teacher,
Please realise that we aren't college students who can understand and write every thing down in 0.02 seconds. Wish you knew that...
Sincerely, weren't you ever a student?!
Please don't buy me any new clothes. I am not five anymore, and do not want a purple shirt with a rainbow butterfly on the front.
Sincerely, your teenage daughter.
How is it possible that the band's loose enough to yank the bra up over my boobs but I'm still getting stabbed in the sternum!?
Sincerely, going back to my unsupportive, but not painful, cheap bras.
Dear worst teachers I ever had,
Please stop treating every other student better than me just because I don't kiss your butt, just because I can't report you for your continuous injustice.
Sincerely, a student who feels really annoyed when dumber people get higher grades
Please notice the amount of butterflies you put in my stomach when you talk to me
Sincerely, the girl who almost fainted when you touched my hand