Dear extended family,
Please don't be homophobic, please don't be homophobic, please don't be homophobic...
Sincerely, bringing my partner home for Thanksgiving for the first time.
Please explain why the dress code doesn't allow us to show shoulders. Is a guy really gonna go "Dang! That's a fine shoulder you got there, girl?"
Sincerely, Please explain the sexual innuendo in that. I dare you.
It's been two months. Either I've been miraculously impregnated by some higher power, or your hormonal schedule is waaaaaaaay off. Time to get your shit together, or else I'm rehiring your old assistant, Mr. Pill.
Sincerely, virginal college student who ain't gonna stand for your indecisiveness
Dear older brothers I no longer see,
Even though we always fight and argue and barely get along, Please know I love you, and I will miss you.
Sincerely, your little sister who is going into the Marines.
We all hate the new commenting system, and we all think that Google+ is a failed attempt to challenge Facebook and Twitter. Please, just go back to the way it used to be.
Sincerely, Don't fix what ain't broke
Dear people at my school,
Please realize that just because I keep to myself and don't usually talk to people, it doesn't mean that I'm stuck up.
Sincerely, an introvert who's tired of being judged
Dear guy who came onto me,
I told you three times. It is not okay to cheat on someone even if nobody finds out!!
Sincerely, I would still know and I'm not okay with that
Please don't feel sorry for me because I don't have a boyfriend. I'd rather be alone than have one that talks to me the way yours talks to you.
Sincerely, your single and happy roommate
Dear gym teacher,
Just because I suck at sports it doesnt mean I'll do bad at life.
Sincerely, a straight A student (except for in gym, that is).
Dear friend who used to check under my bracelets every day,
I miss you
Sincerely, not upsetting you was my secret motivation not to hurt myself
Please don't assume I'm uneducated simply because I dropped out of college. I absorb the world around me and I learn more every day. Just because I don't pay tuition doesn't mean I'm not fulfilling my potential.
Sincerely, The Underestimated
I just took what I thought was going to be my hardest exam. Why was it so easy?
Sincerely, did I do it completely wrong?
Dear people who complain to their teacher when they get a bad grade on their report card,
Please understand that if there's nothing to grade, they can only give you that grade.
Sincerely, stop cutting class and put some effort into your schoolwork
Dear friend who thinks I'm flirting with her crush,
He was my friend first
Sincerely, don't you dare try to tell me how to act with him