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Dear girl,
You must be made of copper because I "CU" in my dreams.
Dear Hermione,
May I please borrow your time-turner? I just accidentally tooted in front of my crush!
Dear Downton Abbey,
You didn't have to kill off the dog just because it shares the same name as ISIS.
Dear new roommate,
Life would be much easier if we could get over this first awkward phase so I could comfortably fart wherever I needed to.
Dear "DearBlankPleaseBlank",
I blame you for my failing grades.
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Dear Rock, Paper, Scissors,
You're doing it wrong.
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear life,
Bring it on!
Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear George Michael,
Her?
Dear salt,
You are sodium funny!
Dear those who are pro-vaccines,
I would like to enjoy my decision to not shoot my body full of unnecessary chemicals in order to have a chemically-induced immune system. I would like to build up my immune system naturally.
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