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Dear math geeks,
Making math jokes is the first sine of your geekiness
Dear Cupcakes,
Oh please, you just have makeup on...
Dear colorblind friend,
Thank you for posting about the awkward moment when you thought you solved your rubix cube.
Dear teen drivers,
Remember, kids in the back seat cause accidents...
Dear Chinese guy in the seat next to me,
I like your tattoo.
Dear boy making fun of my Dora bandaid,
I just insulted you in five languages.
Dear girl who "overslept",
So you had enough time to coat your face with an inch of makeup but you didn't have enough time to put on actual clothes?
Dear iTunes users,
I have read the terms and conditions...there is nothing funny hidden in them.
Dear food falling to the floor,
Little germs: "GET IT!! King Germ: "NO! WE wait 5 seconds."
Dear best friend staring at me in disbelief,
Yes, I do have a 4.0 grade point average, and yes, I am tied for first in the class rankings.
Dear girl in my class,
"What's an IQ?"
Dear Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars,
Please get together then break up.
Dear person who sent me a package with colored bubble wrap,
I was being so productive!
Dear World,
I would just like to inform you that, the first book Dr. Seuss ever illustrated was named Boners. Its sequel? More Boners. And yes these are childrens books.
Dear "bring a quiet reading book to class",,
Umm, aren't all books quiet?
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