Dear customers,
Please order items by their name. I have no idea which "that," "those," or "ya know the thingy," it is that you would like.
Dear customer,
OK, stop. I brought up the fact that my company made a mistake with your setup a year ago, which is the source of your ongoing problem. I only started working here three months ago, so no, I am absolutely not confessing that I messed up.
Dear smoke alarm,
You really think now is the best time to tell me you need your battery changed?
Dear fast food restaurant customer with a complaint,
I understand you have a complaint about your food, but please let the staff member finish preparing a customer's order before barging in demanding their attention. Its a little rude to not wait in line, but to interrupt service to request the manager, who was serving somebody else, is really rude.
Dear "hipsters",
Please know that your upside down crosses are not "trendy" or "cool" or even satanic. They're the cross of some Christian Saint or whatever and you all look like idiots.
Dear normally polite well-mannered 5-year-old daughter,
You choose NOW to demonstrate your list of naughty words, scream and cry at the top of your lungs over a perceived slight and make unreasonable demands? Now? While mommy and daddy's friends are over?
Dear father-in-law,
There comes a point where more experience doesn't mean you do it better. I've been doing my own laundry for 15 years. Just because you've been doing it for 40 doesn't mean you know better than me.
Dear white people,
Please show some respect for pictures of deceased young black men on the Internet, that were killed by white race soldiers. They're someone's child regardless if you feel they deserved what happened to them.
Dear systematic white supremacy,
Please stop acting like you have given this world such greatness. stop acting as if this country wouldn't exist if you hadn't stole land and enslaved humans to build it. stop acting as if you weren't shown how to get here from those who had been coming here years before you knew of anything outside the caves you lived in. stop acting as if you didn't take advantage of the love and education the Ethiopians gave you to take over the world. please stop acting as if your not living off of the mistreatment of the native Americans. stop acting as if steal all that you saw to get the advantage that your still surviving on today. stop acting like everyone has the same opportunities as you have when you do allow those same opportunities to those you've put in poverty. stop acting like welfare and taxes wasn't designed to help your ethnicity group. stop acting like you hate people living off the system when it is y'all who live off the system. it is the only way for you all to live. stop acting as if you hate black peo
Dear lecturer,
Please, please, please let me see my grades. It's been two weeks, and if I look and see "grade not released" once more, I think my head may explode.
Dear Europe,
Please give all those islands back
Dear IHeartRadio,
Please be aware 1986 does not fall between 1960 and 1979
Dear white people,
Please stop having the same deflecting argument when it comes to RACISM...
Dear spanish/mexican/dominican republic,
Please first of all shut up. you are noisy. stop coming into an other wise quiet, clothing store, making all the noise you can talking to each other incessantly over the racks, your kids are screaming and made a mess out of the rack, have you no respect for anyone or anything, when you all finally left the store was thankfully brought back to some quiet dignity. Please stay in your own shopping area where everyone is like you.
Dear all woman at all clothes racks.,
Please stop climbing over me like Im not there.. Do you see me there looking at the same clothes as you?..DO NOT keep going down the rack and into me. Idiots.