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Dear spanish teacher,
I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN' AYYYY OOOO NO COMPRENDO!
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Dear college,
Please don't kill me yet, i'm too young to die.
Dear Genie,
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Dear people who are scared of all spiders,
While I can understand the fear of venomous spiders or spiders with painful bites, please realize spiders serve an important function in the ecosystem.
Dear Feminisits,
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Dear self,
You're amazing in bed.
Dear baby in my belly,
Please stop making me throw up. We both need the nutrients!
Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
Dear Dumbledore,
Please re-send my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The owl must have gotten lost.
Dear girls,
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Dear proton,
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear world,
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
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