Dear Trix Rabbit,
We can team up and destroy those nosy kids once and for all. And then we'll have our cereal all to ourselves.
Sincerely, Lucky the Leprechaun
Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.
Sincerely, 6-year-old daughter.
Dear creative writing class,
I'm glad you found all that symbolism in my poem. I was pretty sure I was just writing about a mountain lake.
Sincerely, didn't realize I was that deep.
Dear Optimist Pessimist and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
Sincerely, the Opportunist
Dear British guys looking for advice on how to get girls,
1: Go to an American classroom. 2: Say some stereotypical British things.
Sincerely, 15 admirers in 15 seconds.
I'm sorry I always pause the movie when you're making the worst face possible...
Sincerely, I just have to go to the bathroom.
Not cool bro.
How come you can't hear me yell a question but the moment I murmer a cuss word you can hear it from two rooms away?
Sincerely, Also it was "Hitch"
Dear High school boys,
Just because you CAN grow facial hair doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Sincerely, Oh honey...
Dear Jersey Shore Cameramen,
Do you ever want to stop filming and just punch them in the face?
Sincerely, I would.
Dear Google Search,
I typed in, "Why can't I..." and you filled in, "...own a Canadian.".
Sincerely, just made my day.
Dear Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White,
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for you to find out like this!
Sincerely, Prince Charming
Dear guy asking me if I'm listening to music,
No, I'm rocking out to an audiobook on the mating habits of the Canadian goose.
Sincerely, what do you think?
Dear neighbors blasting rap,
This means war.
Sincerely, get ready for showtunes