Dear people who gather around my locker every day before school,
Please don't look so surprised when I ask you to move. We do this EVERY MORNING.
Sincerely, Find a new spot?
Dear people who are against social programs,
Have you ever lived in a camper without running water? Had only fifteen dollars to feed three people for a week? Gone to school terrified your friends would be able to tell you had to wash your jeans by hand? Watched your mother suffer through a painful disease because she can't afford the treatments she needs? Heard her cry at night because she got rejected at another job interview? Don't judge people who need help just because you never have.
Sincerely, hardworking girl who's been there
Dear "roses are red, violets are blue",
False. Violets are violet by nature, and roses, depending on their genotype, can be a variety of colors.
Sincerely, Sheldon Cooper.
Dear Dr Suess,
Please note that your books, your poetry, and your life meant a lot to us.
Sincerely, the world
You told me to ignore discipline problems among my students, even when that meant ignoring bullying. I'm glad I ignored you. You aren't fit to clean school toilets, much less to be an educator.
Sincerely, a former teacher who wishes he could have told you this to your face.
Dear girls complaining about your boyfriends forgetting your anniversary,
I took flowers to the cemetery for mine.
Sincerely, make the most of him while he's there.
Dear smoking person I passed on my bike this morning,
Please forgive me for fake coughing. That was a seriously jerky move on my part. I have habits just as bad and worse; it's not my place to judge you.
Sincerely, guilty passerby
Americans are only considered fat because everyone is classified as fat here unless your a size 00
Sincerely, average-weight American
I'm pretty sure that one of us has a medical degree and twenty years of experience, but if you REALLY want to eat that chocolate cake, don't come crying to me saying you don't know why you went into hyperglycemic shock.
Sincerely, a doctor who is sick of patients ignoring my clear instructions.
If I love myself, I'm conceited. If I don't love myself, I'm an attention whore. WTF
Sincerely, Not sure what you want.
Dear people who insult gingers,
You just wish you were one of us.
Sincerely, Ginger and proud
Dear fellow Americans,
At an airport, a man had to strip down to his boxers- to reveal the fourth amendment written on his chest. (The right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures shall note be violated)...... The TSA arrested him for "disorderly conduct".
Voldemort in French: vol = escape/flight, de = of/from, mort = death. Escape from death.
Sincerely, MIND FREAKING BLOWN.
If your shoe fits perfectly, then how come it falls off?
Dear obnoxious teenagers in the pool,
I'm only enforcing the rules so that you don't all end up on backboards together. You may want to be more respectful to the one person in the room who could potentially have to save your life.
Sincerely, the lifeguard