Dear kid who just said,"Thanks for 9/11".,
You're and idiot. Thanks for bringing down the IQ of the world.
Sincerely, I'm Indian. Not all brown people are the same.
Not sure if it's hunger pains or just cramps...
Sincerely, but I'll eat anyway.
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Sincerely, you're angry and I get the best of both worlds. Have fun with that.
I don't understand why you think that I'll be safer if I give you my phone number to put on display.
Sincerely, I'll take my "medium" level security, thank you very much.
Dear Lesbians at the Hotel Pool,
As much as I agree with gay rights, do you really thinks it is appropriate to basically dry hump each other when my two year old and 7 year old are watching?
Sincerely, Mommy! I want to play with them.
Dear girl I make awkward eye contact with,
I'm going to smile at you in the hall on monday, okay?
Sincerely, I like you too
Dear person who called me a whore for wearing a tampon,
Should I start calling you a baby? Because pads feel like diapers when I wear them.
Sincerely, I enjoy putting in a tampon as much as you enjoy wearing your pad
Dear judgmental ladies at toys r us,
just because the box says ages 7 and up does not mean im too old to enjoy the toy. in case you misread it, it says 7 and up not 7 to 10 years old. saying one is too old for toys is like saying happiness has an age limit.
Sincerely, 17 year old toy collector tired of people putting their noses in my business
Please understand that it's not just McDonalds that should be blamed for the childhood obesity epidemic. There are other fastfood cooperations and they aren't even the biggest problem. Sugar drinks and the habits provided by the parents should be blamed.
Sincerely, Someone who is educated
Dear Facebook users,
Please remember that hash tags are for TWITTER.
Sincerely, #really #freaking #annoyed
Dear people who judge me,
Please don't. Just because I like to wear black and spikes and skulls doesn't mean that I'm emo or cutting myself. It just means you know nothing about me but insist you know what I'm like. My friends say I'm the nicest, most generous person they know.
Sincerely, a girl who just loves the color black.
Dear Jade (my cat),
Thank you for coming over and licking my face to make sure I was okay when I fell down the stairs.
Sincerely, My parents just laughed at me.
Please realise that being anorexic was not an actual choice. It started as me cutting down on snacks to eat healthier, but then I started looking in the mirror and I started hating what I saw...the stomach, the thighs, the fatty arms...and I just stopped eating..I'm so sorry
Sincerely, an all too true reality
Dear fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin world go 'round!