Just because I am skinny, does not mean I am also anorexic. Save your sympathy for someone who actually is.
Sincerely, I have high metabolism
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Sincerely, annoyed kid who doesn't deserve all the blame
Please stop calling us "freaks". Just because we defy gender stereotypes doesn't mean that we can't be beautiful and kind like every other girl.
Sincerely, Female Martial Arists
Dear Precious Puppy,
Please know I love you and will never forget you. I'm sorry I didn't find in the tick in time; your favourite toy is buried with you.
Sincerely, Your Owner who loves you
Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
Sincerely, a heterosexual semi-Christian
Please stop with all the Tinkerbell stuff. The original character was not a good role model. In fact, she was vain and kind of a bitch.
Sincerely, There are so many better female characters in your movies.
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Sincerely, sick and tired of all the idiots in the world.
Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Sincerely, talk about bullying.
Roses are red, here's something new: violets are violet, not fucking blue.
You need to slow the frick down.
Sincerely, every graduating senior.
Please verify that life really does get better after high school, because right now I can't take it anymore.
Dear Asians who complain when people don't know what county you're from ,
Well I bet you can't guess what European country I'm from
Sincerely, we're not all British
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Dear dad yelling at me for putting my used female products in the trash can,
Where would you rather me put them instead?
Sincerely, under your pillow?
Dear slut shamers,
Please explain your logic to me. I often hear you saying that girls who wear short skirts and/or low-cut tops are sluts. If that was the case, I would become a slut in no more than a few seconds by simple changing clothes.
Sincerely, a confused person