Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Sincerely, your adult kid.
Please don't kneed on my bladder when i have to pee.
Sincerely, Crazy Cat Lady
Dear classmates that bitch about our English teacher...,
Please She is only doing her job, you are failing not because of her but because of you not doing your work and doing the homework! Her class isn't hard!
Sincerely, A student who has a A in her class.
Dear guy who obviously likes me and all of our friends know it,
Hurry up and ask me out already!! I happen to like you too.
Sincerely, Don't assume that I'll say no
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Sincerely, your drug-free virgin daughter
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
Sincerely, I have a life that I want to live
Please realize, I am so screwed up. I know you want me to be normal, but I'm not.
Sincerely, I have anger management, dyslexia, and ADHD at the least, and you know it.
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Sincerely, trying to get some positive results by hard work
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Sincerely, the Canadians that ride moose to school, and have pet polar bears waiting in their igloos.
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Sincerely, I don't have time for this crap. Homework doesn't do itself.
Dear guy walking down the street,
What do you and Macy's have in common?
Sincerely, your pants are half off.
Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Sincerely, shhhh, shhhh, SHHHHH
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Sincerely, Trying to Ignore It