Just because you're older than me, doesn't mean you can do everything better than me.
Sincerely, the girl who just saved her friend's life after you (unsuccessfully) attempted CPR.
Dear companies seeking employees,
Please take off the 3-5 years of experience for a job.
Sincerely, I just got my diploma. How can I get experience anywhere, if I always need "experience" before I get
Dear people who say you can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times,
Yes, you actually can.
Sincerely, the Mythbusters proved it
Dear ex-boyfriend whose now dating my younger sister,
If I find one hair out of place on her head, I will mess you up.
Sincerely, your ex-girlfriend
Please stop showing me all the neat stuff I have lost while I am trying to clean you
Dear mom and grandma,
It kills me every time you tell me I need to lose weight. I am healthy. And happy.
Sincerely, I finally love myself and you're killing my confidence
Dear ignorant parents,
My psychologist said I have depression.
Sincerely, no, I'm not just being a moody teenager.
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please realize that your son is 18 not 4. He doesn't need y'all to control every aspect of his life anymore.
Sincerely, a very frustrated girlfriend.
The only way for a country to succeed, like it did 150 years ago, is to work together. We have a Democratic president now, we might have a Republican president next.
Sincerely, Political parties should not divide a country.
Dear friend who lost her virginity to a guy she's been dating less than a week,
Really? In the woods?
Sincerely, Now I know why I'm waiting for marriage...
Dear Canadian boys at school,
Yes, I know I have an accent, but you do realize yours is pretty cute too right?
Sincerely, An Australian exchange student who is hanging off every word you say.
Dear Best Friend,
You're a boy, I'm a girl, we play Halo, have sleepovers, play fight and lately you've been hanging around more like a boyfriend than a guy who's just my friend.
Sincerely, Please Just Kiss Me Already
No, taking me out to dinner will not cure my depression.
Sincerely, your depressed daughter.