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Dear engineer dad,
It's really hard to hear everyone's comments about me not taking math my senior year. I've heard so many remarks about not getting into college and working at McDonalds. So I just wanted to say thank you much for telling me today that I can be successful in whatever I choose to do and that it's okay not to take AP Calculus if I don't want to.
Dear world,
Don't lose hope; you can only see the stars when it gets dark
Dear Waitress,
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Dear Grandma,
Please watch over me. I need your guidance
Dear too cool for school,
since when is it cool to be broke and un - educated?
Dear people complaining about activism,
Leave us alone. We're just trying to even things out - 'cause you know, just because you can't see the shit going on out there with your own eyes, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Dear society,
If there is never an excuse for rape why is it still acceptable in prison?
Dear ignorant pig male in my physics class,
No, men are not all around superior to women. I can hold my breath, swimming upside down without plugging my nose, for 2 lengths of a pool COMPLETELY under water. And i can point my toes. Can you?
Dear People feeling upset,
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
Dear boyfriend,
Based on how much my friends whine to me about their boyfriends, I can't tell if we're doing this whole relationship thing right or wrong. But either way, I love you.
Dear Vegetarians,
Please explain how the gourmet yogurt flown in from Maine and packed in plastic is more environmentally friendly and ethical than the chickens I raised, killed, and cleaned up after myself.
Dear super tan friends,
Yes, I know I'm pale. No I'm not a ghost and I can't help my skin tone. Please stop making fun of me.
Dear Best Friend,
Just because I have to take a plane instead of a bike to your house, doesn't mean I wouldn't do it. Just because I don't see you everyday doesn't mean I don't want to. I miss you
Dear people on Facebook,
I'm sorry for wishing you a happy birthday and your birthday isn't for another few months, but if I get a notification saying it's your birthday, I'm gonna wish you a happy birthday.
Dear anyone,
Cult(N): a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.
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