Please stop keeping unhealthy food in the house. Yes, I understand that willpower is important. But it is really hard to have it when there is tempting food right under your nose, all the time.
Sincerely, your daughter who's dealing with a weight problem.
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Sincerely, grateful girl who is insecure
Dear people complaining about the new Pokemon,
Please realize that the intended audience are kids as young as 6, or maybe a bit younger. Your opinion doesn't matter as much as you think it does.
Sincerely, the younger generations deserve their own Pokemon.
Dear Science Plus Teacher,
Thank you for the magic sand and bubbles we got to play with in class
Sincerely, Maybe be a Yr 10 but still a kid at heart
Please don't start class five minutes early because "mostly everyone is here"
Sincerely, well, I thought I was right on time for class....
Dear Justice System,
Please realize that no matter how disgusting a crime is it is the responsible of the country to make sure that the offender has a fair trial.
Sincerely, I'm not a bad person for holding onto democratic values
Please don't have giant pep assemblies outside in sunny hundred degree, scorching weather. All of us are terribly hot; I feel sick to my stomach. I can't imagine what the cheerleaders and marching band must be feeling. My friend with sickle cell anemia is in actual pain. Sorry, but this isn't working. Next time, don't ignore the heat advisory.
Sincerely, a student who is not feeling very peppy or energetic
Please stop thinking I must be a lesbian just because I'm a tomboy
Sincerely, a tomboy
Dear little kids,
Please stop saying "I quit" before I tag you. It defeats the whole purpose of the game.
Sincerely, been playing tag for over an hour now...
Dear bodywash companies,
Why are your caps still on the top of the bottle? We've all learned about gravity by now.
Sincerely, I hope you don't take as long as ketchup
Dear Football Player,
Thank you for rescuing that baby bunny in front of all of you teammates
Sincerely, Just witnessed the sweetest thing ever
Dear people asking me how many fingers they're holding up,
Please stop. Just because I have my glasses off and everything is really blurry, doesn't mean I can't see how many damn fingers you're holding up.
Sincerely, sick of being asked
Dear 4 year old cousin,
Thank you for running up to me and giving me the biggest hug when you saw me.
Sincerely, it's nice to know that someone loves to see me that much
Please we only run on Dunkins