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Dear fashion designers,
Please make colored jeans that aren't skinny jeans.
Dear men,
Please my dad always makes his own sandwich. He never even asks.
Dear Best Friend,
I'm going to be checking up on you a lot more often now. Please just know that I'm not doing it to be annoying, I'm doing it because I care about you and I'm deeply concerned.
Dear summer,
I am so looking forward to the excuse to wear tiny shorts and cute tank tops with micro mini bikinis
Dear Friends who say "Oh you're so lucky you have nerds at your school I can't find any at mine!",
Please know that it's not that there's more nerds/geeks/otakus than you think. All I do is shout the lyrics to any anime theme song (really loudly) and see who high-fives me afterwards.
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Dear atheists,
Not all Christians hate you and think you work with the devil. My husband is atheist.
Dear people who are curious as to how milk was discovered,
I'm guessing the farmer saw the calves drinking it and decided to try it for himself.
Dear Shoppers,
Please know that the employees of the stores you go to on Black Friday are only there because you are. We want to spend time with our families on Thanksgiving without worring about leaving early to have to work at midnight or earlier.
Dear Passengers in my car,
Please stop thinking that I'm an awful friend when I tell you that I have to have quiet when I drive. I don't feel like telling you all, I don't want to be the 'freaky friend' but my audio/visual synesthesia could make me a very distracted driver, and until I'm more confident, just hush up. Also, any time someone else is willing/able to drive me around, I appreciate it.
Dear mom,
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Dear Life,
Please just give me a few more years of college. I thought I wanted out but now I'm freaking petrified.
Dear American education system,
Why do we have to read Of Mice and Men? What was I supposed to learn from it? How to strangle puppies? Women? How to euthanize the mentally ill? Frankly, more than anything, I was deeply disturbed. As a person battling with depression, an avid animal lover, and supporter of someone with suicidal tendencies, this is not healthy. There is no benefit. And all I can think of is anyone struggling reading this book, and finally giving up. Because, in the end, what good is friendship and dreams? I do not appreciate being forced to read this.
Dear everyone,,
Please realize that Chinese isn't the only Asian nationality out there....
Dear family,
I understand money is tight right now but I can't see out of one eye because the multitude of sties. Can we please settle the finacial disputes and go see a doctor?
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