Please let me come live with you guys, America makes no sense.
Sincerely, Why are we such a rebel?
Please let me know if I'm suppose to love him..
Sincerely, I can't keep giving either of us hope
Are you the backup plan for when the USA fails?
Sincerely, severely, uninformed
Please remember that I have body image issues, anxiety, depression, PTSD and still have to overcome these things about myself. So, how can you love me?
Sincerely, Insecure Girlfriend
Dear Airport Security,
How is this gonna work??
Sincerely, abs of steel
Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Sincerely, a gal from the Middle Ages.
Dear fellow friend with depression,
I am more than happy to listen to you and be a shoulder to lean on, but please do not try to belittle my suffering and tell me how much better I have it than you do. I was more than happy to be supportive, but don't make it into a misery competition, because I'll win. We both know what the other deals with, and you know I deal with a lot more undeserved shit, so I don't appropriate you turning my help into a chance to belittle me.
Sincerely, a friend with limited patience
Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to go down on you. And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough for you to start enjoying it, then I'm going to come back up and screw you, big time.
Sincerely, Fuel Prices
Dear Teacher who felt it was right to chastise the girl in the wheelchair,
Please Who said this; "You shouldn't get too close to people with that wheelchair." The person was a teacher and I was a student and continued to chew me out on the elevator the ride up to my teacher's floor. Seriously, lady, find some respect. I was two feet away from you. You were talking with someone, standing IN FRONT of the elevator, and continued to carry on with your business even though I was LATE, AND, you didn't move! So excuse me for getting a little closer in hopes I wouldn't be tardy for middle school.
Sincerely, Too scared to say anything except for 'Yes ma'am', even though I felt like I was going to cry.
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Please note this first that I love you. I can't even explain how much do I! But, it seems like you have never understood that. You have never been a dad like other dads. You could only be a living money machine, so much inexpressive & just a instructor in the family, However, your acts sometimes have proven that you love me, you loved us so much & then later, you seemed somebody very unknown. Dad, I can even count & say how many time I have called you dad in a year. Sometimes, I become very depressed because of all these, I act very heartless & stay in my own world. Because I realize, I love the idea of a persons being dad, I love the dreams I have with you but, I don't love you. Dad, I am disappointed with life, especially you now.
Sincerely, Your "ever been wished princess"
Dear first anniversary,
Please understand if you don't get the normal fanfare. One year together and one year apart. It's another sweet day that I won't get to spend with him.
Sincerely, bitter-sweet girlfriend in Uruguay
So all I have to do is lie?