Dear Precious Puppy,
Please know I love you and will never forget you. I'm sorry I didn't find in the tick in time; your favourite toy is buried with you.
Sincerely, Your Owner who loves you
Please stop calling us "freaks". Just because we defy gender stereotypes doesn't mean that we can't be beautiful and kind like every other girl.
Sincerely, Female Martial Arists
Dear kiss cam,
It was awkward when you put me and my best girl friend at first, but I'm so glad you helped us have our first kiss
Sincerely, dating for 3 months
Please understand that just because my boyfriend is Indian it doesn't mean he's going to try to take me away to India and make me a Hindu, he was born and raised in America. Besides, maybe I would like to go India. It is not for you to decide and I would appreciate it if you kept your racist opinions to yourself. I love him. That's all that matters.
Sincerely, your granddaughter who still loves you but doesn't care about race.
Dear those uninformed,
Please understand that the Bible is figurative. The "seven days" was billions of years, dinosaurs existed, and the Bible corresponds/agrees with Evolution.
Sincerely, a Christian scientist
Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
Sincerely, a heterosexual semi-Christian
Please stop expecting my grades to be perfect. I'm allowed to get a bad grade every once in a while.
Sincerely, your frustrated kid
Please stop complaining about how horrible our generation is, you raised us.
Sincerely, annoyed kid who doesn't deserve all the blame
Dear Asians who complain when people don't know what county you're from ,
Well I bet you can't guess what European country I'm from
Sincerely, we're not all British
Dear slut shamers,
Please explain your logic to me. I often hear you saying that girls who wear short skirts and/or low-cut tops are sluts. If that was the case, I would become a slut in no more than a few seconds by simple changing clothes.
Sincerely, a confused person
Please verify that life really does get better after high school, because right now I can't take it anymore.
Dear Honors and AP Teachers,
Please understand that students DO have a life outside of school
Sincerely, Student with five hours of homework
Dear teenage population,
Just because I choose to have sex with my boyfriend does not mean I'm a slut or that I'm stupid. It means that I'm in love with him, and my personal life is none of your business.
Sincerely, it's called birth control and condoms. If you're gonna do it, at least be safe about it.
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Sincerely, a Hufflepuff
Please forgive me for telling the guidance counselors on you. I was only trying to help you. I'm scared for you. It hurts me more than you can know when I see the scars from the cuts on your arms.
Sincerely, your friend who's begging you for forgiveness and only wanted you to get help.