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Dear Dad,
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Dear Cat,
Please don't kneed on my bladder when i have to pee.
Dear classmates that bitch about our English teacher...,
Please She is only doing her job, you are failing not because of her but because of you not doing your work and doing the homework! Her class isn't hard!
Dear guy who obviously likes me and all of our friends know it,
Hurry up and ask me out already!! I happen to like you too.
Dear mom,
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Dear Teachers,
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
Dear parents,
Please realize, I am so screwed up. I know you want me to be normal, but I'm not.
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Dear mind,
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Dear guy walking down the street,
What do you and Macy's have in common?
Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Dear whoever just pulled the fire alarm,
Are you aware that it's 2 degrees out?
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