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Dear donut holes,
Please stop tricking me into thinking you're healthier than a whole donut because you are smaller... It doesn't count when I eat fifteen of you.
Dear guys who tell me they "like less makeup",
Please wear less makeup then.
Dear Oreo,
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Dear children's book illustrators,
Where does it say I'm an egg?
Dear English teachers,
Today I graded papers for my own teacher as I already read the book. The test they had was open book and about 5 out of 7 failed.
Dear customer,
So you called in, over the phone, because you want to disuss issues with your account, but you don't want to talk about your account over the phone because it might not be secure?
Dear Dad,
I do not forgive you for throwing things at me when your drunk. I do not forgive you for making me watch my back when your drunk because im scared you might hit me. Im sorry i cant explain to you right now why im not going to your house. Im sorry i dont think you deserve that kind of respect...
Dear voice,
Getting lost on the day that I have a speech to present and am performing with my choir was not very considerate!
Dear Netflix ,
Please add more disney movies.
Dear America,
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Dear girls everywhere,
I've scheduled the times I will visit. Most of these times are dates, dances, vacations, presentations, and, most importantly, those days when you decide to wear white pants.
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Dear fork,
That wasn't very knife
Dear people asking about my track event,
"Oh, so you jump over hurdles?"
Dear Mom and Dad,
Even Dora's parents let her explore the world with talking animals and a singing backpack, and I can't hang out with my friends after 12?
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