Dear kid at my school,
Not all white people are rich. I've almost been homeless 3 times, my parents can barely get food in the cup board, and I haven't gotten new clothes in 3 years.
Sincerely, I'm white not a millionaire
Dear middle schoolers I heard talking the other day,
What?!?! Youre bragging about seeing your girlfriends boobs? You need to learn a lesson from The Beatles
Sincerely, "I want to hold your hand"
Dear People who get upset when asked for ID when using checks,
We ask for your ID because IT'S THE LAW. You're not that special.
Sincerely, A Cashier.
I accept geeky math/science/history/English based, fandom based, funny, sweet, and endearingly quirky pick up lines.
Please stop giving me a judgemental look for being on the pill. I'm on it for strictly superficial reasons, alas. (Besides isn't it a part of your job description to NOT judge?)
Sincerely, I may not be having sex right now, but my skin is AMAZING!
Please don't text me on my birthday anymore. Stop telling me I was the best thing that every happened to you. It has been over three years since you cheated and put your hands on me.
Sincerely, Your ex who found a gentleman
Please understand that my hair does not define me, nor does it define my sexuality. I actually cut it for bootcamp...
Sincerely, proud future Sailor for the US Navy
You may be 'just a horse' to anyone else, but to me you are so much more. You taught me to be confident and hold my head high because I'm not powerless. You melt my stress away just by being around you. My anxiety has been lowered so much more since I've been riding and even though you are getting on in year, I want you to know how much you mean to me and always will.
Sincerely, The 21 year old girl you saved as a ten year old.
Dear teenage girls,
Excessive amounts of overwhelming, flowery perfume smell JUST AS BAD as overwhelming, sweaty B.O.
Sincerely, you may like it, but it gives others headaches
So, because you can't complain about my straight-A grades, my use (or lack thereof) of drugs/alcohol, or my future plans of going to college on a scholarship, you decide to complain about how much time I'm spending at church..?
Sincerely, a good kid who just can't win
Please stop judging me for not freaking out about boys.
Sincerely, I can like them without squealing, jumping up and down, and talking about them constantly.
Dear people trying to make abortion illegal,
Please stop complaining until you are willing to adopt the unwanted babies.
Sincerely, a concerned citizen
Please stop being such an attention who*e and let me have my time to shine
Dear guy on the bus,
Thanks for stopping me from falling when the bus suddenly stopped. I thought that only happened in cheesy movies and shojo anime.
Sincerely, a clutzy girl
Please don't throw a fit when I can't serve you alcohol because you "forgot your ID". It doesn't matter if my coworkers know you and say you're old enough to drink. It's the law that I check. If something happens to you or because of you, it can come back to haunt me, too.
Sincerely, Your Waitress