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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear kid at my school,
Not all white people are rich. I've almost been homeless 3 times, my parents can barely get food in the cup board, and I haven't gotten new clothes in 3 years.
Dear middle schoolers I heard talking the other day,
What?!?! Youre bragging about seeing your girlfriends boobs? You need to learn a lesson from The Beatles
Dear People who get upset when asked for ID when using checks,
We ask for your ID because IT'S THE LAW. You're not that special.
Dear boys,
I accept geeky math/science/history/English based, fandom based, funny, sweet, and endearingly quirky pick up lines.
Dear Doctor,
Please stop giving me a judgemental look for being on the pill. I'm on it for strictly superficial reasons, alas. (Besides isn't it a part of your job description to NOT judge?)
Dear Ex-Boyfriend,
Please don't text me on my birthday anymore. Stop telling me I was the best thing that every happened to you. It has been over three years since you cheated and put your hands on me.
Dear Society,
Please understand that my hair does not define me, nor does it define my sexuality. I actually cut it for bootcamp...
Dear Joy,
You may be 'just a horse' to anyone else, but to me you are so much more. You taught me to be confident and hold my head high because I'm not powerless. You melt my stress away just by being around you. My anxiety has been lowered so much more since I've been riding and even though you are getting on in year, I want you to know how much you mean to me and always will.
Dear teenage girls,
Excessive amounts of overwhelming, flowery perfume smell JUST AS BAD as overwhelming, sweaty B.O.
Dear Mom,
So, because you can't complain about my straight-A grades, my use (or lack thereof) of drugs/alcohol, or my future plans of going to college on a scholarship, you decide to complain about how much time I'm spending at church..?
Dear Friends,
Please stop judging me for not freaking out about boys.
Dear people trying to make abortion illegal,
Please stop complaining until you are willing to adopt the unwanted babies.
Dear winter,
Please stop being such an attention who*e and let me have my time to shine
Dear guy on the bus,
Thanks for stopping me from falling when the bus suddenly stopped. I thought that only happened in cheesy movies and shojo anime.
Dear Customer,
Please don't throw a fit when I can't serve you alcohol because you "forgot your ID". It doesn't matter if my coworkers know you and say you're old enough to drink. It's the law that I check. If something happens to you or because of you, it can come back to haunt me, too.
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