Dear people who rant about the Frozen hysteria,
Please stop acting like this is a new phenomenon. Frozen isn't the first Disney movie to be wildly popular and have a way over-sung musical number that is played on mainstream radio.
Sincerely, A Whole New World
Dear men obsessed with blowjobs,
What's so intriguing about putting a very sensitive part of your anatomy into a cavity with teeth?
Sincerely, curious woman
Dear "can't you see we're talking?!",
Yes, I can. I can also see that you are standing in front of the store I want to enter, and that you just glared at me when I asked you to please move. So, yes, I am just going to push past you.
Sincerely, that "rude moron"
Dear mom who walked in on me,
No I'm not touching myself, I'm making sure there are no surprise lumps.
Sincerely, grandma had breast cancer and I want to try and catch anything before its too late
Dear military older brother,
Please come home soon so that we can continue having light-saber fights and building pillow forts together.
Sincerely, your younger sister who loves you and thinks about you every day.
Dear introverted guys,
How am I supposed to find you?!
Sincerely, an introverted girl.
Dear Muslim women I'm watching,
Please don't think I think you're a terrorist. I just really like your hijab
Sincerely, the Jewish girl who's best friend was born in Iraq
Dear Winnie the Pooh,
Please remember you're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think
Sincerely, Christopher Robin
Please stop assuming just because I stay at my boyfriends I'm going to get pregnant
Sincerely, last night we fell asleep playing Zelda
Please don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Sincerely, Dr. Seuss
Dear Some Drivers in my Area,
Please note that at the busy intersections, all left hand turn lanes have signs that state "Left turn on left signal only" because of the blind school in the area. Do not honk at me while the turn light is red.
Sincerely, Trying to obey the law
Dear angry neighbor,
If your dog runs out of your driveway and in front of my bike with no warning, you do not get to yell at me because I almost ran over it. Your negligence is not my problem; feel lucky that I managed to brake before it was too late.
Sincerely, your irritated neighbor
Dear people staring at me while I walk a screaming child down the street,
Please I know she is sobbing and screaming about wanting to go home and wanting her mommy and daddy, but I swear I didn't kidnap her. I'm her babysitter, honest.
Sincerely, Please don't call the cops on me
Just because I came downstairs at 10 doesn't mean I haven't been awake for hours
Sincerely, your pensive and lazy and spacey child