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Dear boys,
It's said that the most common way a woman kills a man is with food posioning.
Dear freezer,
You make me so hard.
Dear calculus,
Please limit yourself.
Dear people who say "nothing is impossible",
Have you ever tried slamming a revolving door?
Dear JK Rowling,
My kids will one day blame you for their strange names.
Dear chocolate,
OM NOM NOM NOM...
Dear Snooki,
Get back to work!
Dear America,
We used to be unicorns before we started eating fast food. Consider yourself warned...
Dear French teacher,
No, conjugating that feminine verb in a masculine form is not incorrect.
Dear kid tripping over his pants,
Did a famous rapper die and you have to wear your pants at half-mast?
Dear chemistry teacher,
We weren't cheating! We were covalently bonding our answers...
Dear "100 things to do before you die" creator,
Why didn't you include, "yell for help!"?
Dear Mufasa,
Sorry, I thought cats had 9 lives...
Dear girls,
Just helping you reel in a vampire boyfriend.
Dear math textbooks,
Can you please stop using exclamation points. Math is never exciting...
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