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Dear Marines,
I have all of the respect in the world for you. There's only one problem...
Dear my best friend's mother and father,
If you lay another finger on her, I will make you feel what she does.
Dear Husband,
Please know that while you were out to sea on deployment our one month old daughter and I have been watching Disney movies everyday.
Dear mom,
Please stop resenting me. I don't want an arranged marriage. You haven't been happy in yours.
Dear People reading this,
I'm avoiding three study guides, a packet about verbs, nouns, parts of speech, exedra, and a paper on Roman History.
Dear everyone at school who make fun of me because I read for fun,
Please shut up. I like to read. Big deal? Guess what, I also have all A's and was accepted to boarding school. What's that I see? C's?
Dear "Are you in a relationship?",
Do my relationships with fictional characters, celebrities, and/or food count?
Dear people that walk too damn slow,
Please remember natural selection will catch up to you one day
Dear Greenpeace,
Just because we ignore you, doesn't give you the right to ruin a sacred landmark
Dear Bella Swan,
I've met bread more interesting than you.
Dear favorite band,
Thanks for saving my life.
Dear Americans,
Why is the "United" States so racially divided?
Dear Spencer Brown,
Please stop being a religious douchebag. Look. No one cares about what you say. Muslim extremist take up a itty bitty tiny winy part of Islam. Please stop talking like every Muslim is horrible. I have never had a horrible experience with any Muslim person in my life. Actually they have been some of the nicest people I have ever met!
Dear new 20 year olds,
Congratulations!!! You just surpassed teen pregnancy!
Dear Girl across the library,
Please If I can hear your music from several tables away, I feel sorry for your ears.
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