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Dear Mom,
Please stop keeping unhealthy food in the house. Yes, I understand that willpower is important. But it is really hard to have it when there is tempting food right under your nose, all the time.
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Dear people complaining about the new Pokemon,
Please realize that the intended audience are kids as young as 6, or maybe a bit younger. Your opinion doesn't matter as much as you think it does.
Dear Science Plus Teacher,
Thank you for the magic sand and bubbles we got to play with in class
Dear professor,
Please don't start class five minutes early because "mostly everyone is here"
Dear Justice System,
Please realize that no matter how disgusting a crime is it is the responsible of the country to make sure that the offender has a fair trial.
Dear school,
Please don't have giant pep assemblies outside in sunny hundred degree, scorching weather. All of us are terribly hot; I feel sick to my stomach. I can't imagine what the cheerleaders and marching band must be feeling. My friend with sickle cell anemia is in actual pain. Sorry, but this isn't working. Next time, don't ignore the heat advisory.
Dear People,
Please stop thinking I must be a lesbian just because I'm a tomboy
Dear little kids,
Please stop saying "I quit" before I tag you. It defeats the whole purpose of the game.
Dear bodywash companies,
Why are your caps still on the top of the bottle? We've all learned about gravity by now.
Dear Football Player,
Thank you for rescuing that baby bunny in front of all of you teammates
Dear people asking me how many fingers they're holding up,
Please stop. Just because I have my glasses off and everything is really blurry, doesn't mean I can't see how many damn fingers you're holding up.
Dear 4 year old cousin,
Thank you for running up to me and giving me the biggest hug when you saw me.
Dear Treadmills,
Please we only run on Dunkins
Dear Dog,
Please stop licking yourself if you're going to sit next to me, the slurping noises are driving me crazy.
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