Dear Harry Potter,
I am the real saviour.
Sincerely, Hermoine Granger
Dear my job isn't as important as nurses or doctors,
I'm a hospital administrator, I run the hospital....
Sincerely, Determining whether or not you keep your job
Dear person talking shit in Swedish,
What makes you think you're the only Scandinave in America?
Sincerely, amused Norwegian
Why don't your students learn Latin?
Sincerely, More use than Divination
Dear girl I like,
My finger slipped. I didn't mean to say "I think you're adora8ht895flhjdig759th02"
Sincerely, sneezed so hard, my head hit the keyboard
Roses are cool, violets are sub par, I know you don't love me......
Sincerely, so I'll stalk you from afar...
Dear Teacher who threaten female student of becoming housewives,
I find it hilarious.
Sincerely, your best student who wants to be a wife.
The fact that you made me make you a tea with not only whipped cream but marshmallows as well makes me feel both queasy and sad.
Sincerely, saying 'It's my version of a cappuccino' just makes it worse
Please tell me why you always complain your exhausted and then waste energy on stupid things we don't need?
Sincerely, Like growing weird little nipple hairs I pluck off anyway
Dear "Virgins are like unicorns!!!!",
Sincerely, are you sure about that one?
Dear underwire bra,
Please don't snap under pressure.
Please tell me, do you really have 1000 year old plumbing?
Sincerely, Salazar Slytherin master of toilets
Your Grandmother is a blast-ended skank.
Sincerely, I mean every word I ever say because I'm Harry Potter
Please realize that when you say "due Friday", we hear "do Friday."