Dear woman plopping some bombs in the stall next to me,
Sincerely, girl loudly crinkling her plastic shopping bag.
Please let me comfort you right now. The child in your stomach is mine too.
Sincerely, I thought I was going to get to move on with my life until last night
Please stop keeping unhealthy food in the house. Yes, I understand that willpower is important. But it is really hard to have it when there is tempting food right under your nose, all the time.
Sincerely, your daughter who's dealing with a weight problem.
Dear kids who say you can't party and be smart,
It's not the end of the world if you have a drink every now and then. You can have the best of both worlds.
Sincerely, Pre-med and in college
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Sincerely, grateful girl who is insecure
Dear people complaining about the new Pokemon,
Please realize that the intended audience are kids as young as 6, or maybe a bit younger. Your opinion doesn't matter as much as you think it does.
Sincerely, the younger generations deserve their own Pokemon.
Dear Science Plus Teacher,
Thank you for the magic sand and bubbles we got to play with in class
Sincerely, Maybe be a Yr 10 but still a kid at heart
Dear little kids,
Please stop saying "I quit" before I tag you. It defeats the whole purpose of the game.
Sincerely, been playing tag for over an hour now...
Please don't have giant pep assemblies outside in sunny hundred degree, scorching weather. All of us are terribly hot; I feel sick to my stomach. I can't imagine what the cheerleaders and marching band must be feeling. My friend with sickle cell anemia is in actual pain. Sorry, but this isn't working. Next time, don't ignore the heat advisory.
Sincerely, a student who is not feeling very peppy or energetic
Please don't start class five minutes early because "mostly everyone is here"
Sincerely, well, I thought I was right on time for class....
Please stop thinking I must be a lesbian just because I'm a tomboy
Sincerely, a tomboy
Dear Football Player,
Thank you for rescuing that baby bunny in front of all of you teammates
Sincerely, Just witnessed the sweetest thing ever
Please we only run on Dunkins
I seriously hate your mother.
Sincerely, your ex-girlfriend to be if she keeps up "the good work".
Dear friend I walked in the bush with,
You were wearing shorts and a tank top. I was wearing a long sleeved shirt and jeans. Neither of us had insect repellent, and you complained you were itchy.
Sincerely, but how the heck do you end up with 3 mosquito bites while I've got over 40?!