Please stop hating on religion, period.
Sincerely, There are bigots in every religion, not just one or two.
Dear 21 year old costumer,
Sir, my boobs do not tell you tonight's specials, please stop looking at them.
Sincerely, underage waitress
Please realize that I'm a busy senior. I don't care that my ex is now dating a sophomore. Just let me focus on my college applications. Please. >.<
Sincerely, Sick and tired of the incessant drama
Dear 5 year old sister,
Thanks for listening to my problems even though you have no idea what I'm talking about.
Sincerely, your 13 year old sister
My mom WILL beat you so you might as well give up while you're ahead.
Sincerely, an optimistic daughter
Do I believe in you because I feel like I have to, or because it makes me feel better? How can you exist if there's no direct way to find out? Who are you? Do you even love me? What can even be credited as something you did when you're just an invisible deity? Who can I trust if you don't exist? I don't trust humans, and definitely not myself. Who are you, God?
Sincerely, I don't even know what I am anymore.
Dear everyone on this website,
Thank you for hating Justin Bieber, Jersey Shore, and Toddlers and Tiaras.
Sincerely, restores my faith in humanity
Dear automatic toilet,
Please stop flushing
Sincerely, I'm still peeing.
Dear bullies at school,
I put sticky notes with cute sayings on them around the school to make people feel better about themselves, and you make fun of me for doing it because you think it's stupid?
Sincerely, This is why some kids hate themselves.
Dear people defining racism,
Does it really matter? Maybe we should focus on stopping discrimination, individual and institutional.
Dear mother in denial,
Please stop pretending like nothings wrong with me. I was hospitalized because I tried to kill myself.
Sincerely, your daughter who's social anxiety is getting out of hand
Dear English Teacher,
The curtains and sky are blue because blue is my favorite color.
Sincerely, the Author
Dear male friend,
Thanks for being totally chill about lying on my stomach while we watched TV together. I would do it with any of my female friends, and it's nice to know that just because you're a different gender, you aren't automatically involved with my romantic/sex life.
Sincerely, a girl who's glad that friends can be friends
Please forgive me. I promised I'd never be one of those drunks who clogged up the system. I don't know what happened, what went wrong. I tried to drown a terrible month, nothing new there, and then suddenly I'm missing five hours of my life, suffering from hypothermia so badly it would have been cause for medical care on it's own, and with a tube in my arm. I never meant for this to happen. You were nothing but professional, which was far more than I deserved. I hope my future regular donations of blood go some way to lessening the debt I owe you.
Sincerely, A very remorseful idiot.