Please stop coming in my room and stepping on my stomach
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Sincerely, your adult kid.
Please don't kneed on my bladder when i have to pee.
Sincerely, Crazy Cat Lady
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Sincerely, I'm tired of hearing you every night.
Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Sincerely, I'm 15. The child is my niece.
No I do not spell it CDO
Sincerely, not all forms of OCD are the same
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Sincerely, your drug-free virgin daughter
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Sincerely, trying to get some positive results by hard work
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Sincerely, I don't have time for this crap. Homework doesn't do itself.
Dear guy who obviously likes me and all of our friends know it,
Hurry up and ask me out already!! I happen to like you too.
Sincerely, Don't assume that I'll say no
Please realize, I am so screwed up. I know you want me to be normal, but I'm not.
Sincerely, I have anger management, dyslexia, and ADHD at the least, and you know it.
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Sincerely, the Canadians that ride moose to school, and have pet polar bears waiting in their igloos.