Dear overweight mother,
Please stop accusing me of being anorexic and then telling me it's in my genetics to get fat someday everytime you see me eating.
Sincerely, wtf are you trying to do
Dear Algedra students complaining about mixing numbers and letters.,
Just wait until they throw in Greek letters too!
Sincerely, a Pre-Calculus student
Dear Dogs in those ASPCA commercials,
I wish I could hug each and everyone of you.
Sincerely, Animal lover
Please stop with the self harm jokes. You never know what people around you could be struggling with.
Sincerely, your friend in the long sleeves
I know you have ocd, but your compulsive need to automatically throw away any paper you see laying around is really annoying to live with.
Sincerely, throwing away entire notebooks just because they were on the coffee table is not "cleaning up"
I can't read minds. How am I suppose to know what clothes you need washed if you don't tell me?
Dear Boy I Like,
We've been friends for almost 6 years now, can we get the chance to be something more finally?
Sincerely, a girl who is losing her patience
Dear huge guy next to me,
No, I'm not judging you for listening to Vanessa Williams. Actually, since we're the only ones around, I was about to ask you if you could turn it up a little.
Sincerely, the pin up-looking girl
Dear "curiosity killed the cat",
What the hell was your cat doing on mars?
Dear people who say "All Muslims are not ISIS",
Please remember that, while it is true that all Muslims are not evil or part of ISIS, their religion is completely evil and teaches them that all non-Muslims should be killed
Sincerely, the Muslim religion is corrupt
Dear princess knight,
Please do exist, I really don't want to be a knight in shining armor.
Sincerely, guy who would love to meet or talk to a princess knight.
Dear Fellow Americans,
Please, quit using Independence Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc. as an excuse to get drunk.
Sincerely, Have some respect for our country, or get out!
Dear music store customers,
If you want to try out a guitar, feel free to ask and our staff will be happy to help you out. But please, no Stairway to Heaven, Nothing Else Matters, Smoke on the Water, Iron Man, Sweet Child O Mine, Crazy Train, Back in Black or any other ridiculously overplayed riffs and licks.
Sincerely, the owner who has come to hate these riffs now
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female