Dear fashion designers,
Please make colored jeans that aren't skinny jeans.
Sincerely, size 14 with a sense of style.
Please my dad always makes his own sandwich. He never even asks.
Sincerely, He's a real man
Dear Best Friend,
I'm going to be checking up on you a lot more often now. Please just know that I'm not doing it to be annoying, I'm doing it because I care about you and I'm deeply concerned.
Sincerely, your friend who found out you're cutting yourself.
I am so looking forward to the excuse to wear tiny shorts and cute tank tops with micro mini bikinis
Sincerely, I love my body. Is there a problem?
Dear Friends who say "Oh you're so lucky you have nerds at your school I can't find any at mine!",
Please know that it's not that there's more nerds/geeks/otakus than you think. All I do is shout the lyrics to any anime theme song (really loudly) and see who high-fives me afterwards.
Sincerely, Discovered 5 jocks who watch Attack on Titan last week
Dear able bodied people,
Please stop filling up elevators when there are people in wheelchairs waiting patiently, if you are lucky enough to be able to walk then please use the stairs.
Sincerely, frustrated girl with muscuar dystrophy.
Not all Christians hate you and think you work with the devil. My husband is atheist.
Sincerely, tired of seeing "Dear Christians,"
Dear people who are curious as to how milk was discovered,
I'm guessing the farmer saw the calves drinking it and decided to try it for himself.
Sincerely, BUT HOW THE HECK WAS IT DECIDED TO EAT EGGS?
Please know that the employees of the stores you go to on Black Friday are only there because you are. We want to spend time with our families on Thanksgiving without worring about leaving early to have to work at midnight or earlier.
Sincerely, a Mall of America employee
Dear Passengers in my car,
Please stop thinking that I'm an awful friend when I tell you that I have to have quiet when I drive. I don't feel like telling you all, I don't want to be the 'freaky friend' but my audio/visual synesthesia could make me a very distracted driver, and until I'm more confident, just hush up. Also, any time someone else is willing/able to drive me around, I appreciate it.
Sincerely, I see everything you say.
You can't verbally abuse me for 4 hours straight and then yell at me when I don't accept your apology with a smile.
Sincerely, a "sorry" isn't enough for 3 years of hurt
Please just give me a few more years of college. I thought I wanted out but now I'm freaking petrified.
Sincerely, no idea what to do with my life.
Dear American education system,
Why do we have to read Of Mice and Men? What was I supposed to learn from it? How to strangle puppies? Women? How to euthanize the mentally ill? Frankly, more than anything, I was deeply disturbed. As a person battling with depression, an avid animal lover, and supporter of someone with suicidal tendencies, this is not healthy. There is no benefit. And all I can think of is anyone struggling reading this book, and finally giving up. Because, in the end, what good is friendship and dreams? I do not appreciate being forced to read this.
Sincerely, an enraged High School Student.
Please realize that Chinese isn't the only Asian nationality out there....
Sincerely, Korean, Japanese, Thai, Taiwanese, Filipino, Vietnamese, Malaysian......