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Dear bicyclists,
You are the bane of my existence.
Dear Cosmo,
Please kindly take your ideas of "plus size" and shove them up your ass sideways.
Dear Shop With A Sign That Said "Senior Discounts",
Please know how much I appreciated it when you were giving elder people AND college seniors 50% off.
Dear website,
I was going to submit this as a comment, but I figured it'd be best posted here, for anonyminity. It's really sad how some many people don't realize that they have value in life. I know that had internalized that I was worthless for a long time, but after some life events forced me to realize that I couldn't find my self-worth in others (what I had always done) I turned to finding worth my purpose and who I am. It's been liberating. While I haven't severed all of the old thought processess where I let others determine my worth, I now see through that veil. I actually impact people. No matter how small that impact is, it's one action towards a better or worse world. You impact people too. Be you because who else can you be?
Dear Marine I met in Maryland,
You probably don't remember me,but you bought me chocolates last Valentine's Day when I mentioned my boyfriend was deployed to Afghanistan. Your little act of kindness inspired me to be more compassionate towards strangers. We both really appreciate what you did for me because I was having a hard time without him. I also thought you should know I married that man when he came home safely and we have been together and happy ever since. Thank you again.
Dear Bratty Teenagers,
No, your parents are not trying to ruin your life by asking you be home by 10 o'clock.. they just want you safe.
Dear Whole Foods Employee,
I just asked if I could get that in a plastic bag, not if I had permission to conduct a satanic ritual in your store. Please save that glare for when you really need it.
Dear parents,
If your child is screaming their head off, please take them outside until they calm down. Don't hover for another half hour while they scream their head off.
Dear People,
I know that I am a quiet and shy person. Stop telling me such.
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Dear Al Sharpton,
Please shut up. You're not improving race relations; you're making them worse.
Dear girl at my school,
Yes. I read. I write. I'm quiet. I'm awkward. Do you really think I need you to tell me that I'm a nerd? Thanks, but I already knew, and I'm proud of who I am.
Dear "Gluten Free" People,
Please know you're most likely an idiot. Unless you have Celiac Disease you can eat gluten.
Dear senior boy who called me beautiful,
Thank you.
Dear College,
My two years of College I paid $350 for a parking spot, my third year I decided to skip it and risk getting parking tickets. I got 1 parking ticket for $40
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