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Dear USA,
Only hearing about your presidential candidates through memes is... interesting
Dear guy sitting next to me,
I told you how I felt, and some sort of reaction would be nice
Dear Family,
Please don't talk about me and my problems in the car as if I am not there when I am.
Dear my dearly beloved cousin,
Please turn your music down. You may have earbuds in, but I can still hear every beat, word, and song you're listening to.
Dear classmate,
Yep, I'm totally avoiding you. I helped you out on the homework twice, and now you seem to think I only exist to explain each and every problem for you.
Dear soon to be exes,
Please, If you want to break up, just end it or go to counseling together. Don't linger on with the thought of breaking up w/ your significant other and leave them later as it will cause more pain for them in the long run.
Dear Harry Potter,
Turn to page 394.
Dear Kid Next To Me In Math Class,
Please Don't make me watch over you to see if you did a problem right. I have my own work to do and I'm not the teacher.
Dear Mom,
Please stop trying to change my mind when my mind is not yet made up. I don't know if I want to get married. I don't know if I want to have kids. I'm on the fence. Please wait until I've decided something before trying to change my decision. Give me some time to figure things out.
Dear maths teacher,
Please realise that we aren't college students who can understand and write every thing down in 0.02 seconds. Wish you knew that...
Dear Mom,
Please don't buy me any new clothes. I am not five anymore, and do not want a purple shirt with a rainbow butterfly on the front.
Dear bras,
How is it possible that the band's loose enough to yank the bra up over my boobs but I'm still getting stabbed in the sternum!?
Dear worst teachers I ever had,
Please stop treating every other student better than me just because I don't kiss your butt, just because I can't report you for your continuous injustice.
Dear crush,
Please notice the amount of butterflies you put in my stomach when you talk to me
Dear Baby Seal,
So you just walked right into a club?
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