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Dear woman plopping some bombs in the stall next to me,
I gotchu.
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
Please let me comfort you right now. The child in your stomach is mine too.
Dear Mom,
Please stop keeping unhealthy food in the house. Yes, I understand that willpower is important. But it is really hard to have it when there is tempting food right under your nose, all the time.
Dear kids who say you can't party and be smart,
It's not the end of the world if you have a drink every now and then. You can have the best of both worlds.
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Dear people complaining about the new Pokemon,
Please realize that the intended audience are kids as young as 6, or maybe a bit younger. Your opinion doesn't matter as much as you think it does.
Dear Science Plus Teacher,
Thank you for the magic sand and bubbles we got to play with in class
Dear little kids,
Please stop saying "I quit" before I tag you. It defeats the whole purpose of the game.
Dear school,
Please don't have giant pep assemblies outside in sunny hundred degree, scorching weather. All of us are terribly hot; I feel sick to my stomach. I can't imagine what the cheerleaders and marching band must be feeling. My friend with sickle cell anemia is in actual pain. Sorry, but this isn't working. Next time, don't ignore the heat advisory.
Dear professor,
Please don't start class five minutes early because "mostly everyone is here"
Dear People,
Please stop thinking I must be a lesbian just because I'm a tomboy
Dear Football Player,
Thank you for rescuing that baby bunny in front of all of you teammates
Dear Treadmills,
Please we only run on Dunkins
Dear boyfriend,
I seriously hate your mother.
Dear friend I walked in the bush with,
You were wearing shorts and a tank top. I was wearing a long sleeved shirt and jeans. Neither of us had insect repellent, and you complained you were itchy.
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