Dear one curious kid since five years old,
The "E" in "Chuck. E. Cheese" stands for Entertainment ^-^
Sincerely, teen girl who works there
Dear Customers with WIC Checks,
Don't get angry with me because you can't get get an item you want. I have to go by exactly what the check says. So if it says lowfat milk, you get lowfat milk, not whole milk. I'm just the cashier, if you have a problem with that go to the people who hands out WIC Checks. By law, I have no choice or say so in the matter.
Sincerely, One mistake, I get fired and/or fined. I'm not trying to get in trouble over a loaf of bread.
Please stop telling me depression is all in my head. Of course it is. Just not in the imaginary way you seem to think
Sincerely, your rock-bottom daughter
Dear "Islam preaches violence",
Please realize that a lot of holy/religious books mention violence but that they have to be read in context.
Sincerely, they also mention being kind to one another
Ogling at me is not flattering, it's creepy and I'm not interested anyways.
Sincerely, an asexual girl focused on other things
Dear girls wanting Disney to make a certain type of princess so more people feel beautiful,
I'm white and healthy and I don't relate to any of the current princesses.
Sincerely, Never fell in love with a beast, had an evil step mother or found prince charming
Stop complaining about how long it takes you to grade stuff.
Sincerely, you assigned it!
Dear the guy who said he'd never heard a girl say they're pretty.,
I think i'm beautiful. I think I'm fantastic. I am not skinny. I am chubby and I love my cupcakes in the morning. I rarely work out, and I feel great. I work on things that are important to me, and I've done a great job. That works a lot better than only worrying about your looks. I'm sorry girls don't believe in themselves as much as they ought.
Sincerely, Beautiful and Confident.
I wear a size 13 in your store. Everywhere else, I'm a size 4.
Sincerely, if I'm a size 13, your 0s must be nonexistent.
Please understand, This is my country, wrong or right, if right to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right. That means I don't always agree with what the USA does, but I'll work to set things right, not deny my country and leave it in the hands of those that will continue with everything as is.
Sincerely, Proud to be an American
Here I come.
Dear guys of the world,
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I'm not lonely. I still want a romantic relationship.
Sincerely, ...but I lost you at no sex, didn't I?
Dear women of the world,
It's my period, and it hurts. Pity please. Seriously, who annoyed Mother Nature so much she'd screw her own gender over so badly?
Sincerely, in killer pain
Dear woman driving the car next to me,
Please stop painting your nails while driving. You almost hit me.
Sincerely, the woman in the car next to you.