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Dear Harry Potter,
I am the real saviour.
Dear my job isn't as important as nurses or doctors,
I'm a hospital administrator, I run the hospital....
Dear person talking shit in Swedish,
What makes you think you're the only Scandinave in America?
Dear Dumbledore,
Why don't your students learn Latin?
Dear girl I like,
My finger slipped. I didn't mean to say "I think you're adora8ht895flhjdig759th02"
Dear crush,
Roses are cool, violets are sub par, I know you don't love me......
Dear Teacher who threaten female student of becoming housewives,
I find it hilarious.
Dear Customer,
The fact that you made me make you a tea with not only whipped cream but marshmallows as well makes me feel both queasy and sad.
Dear Body,
Please tell me why you always complain your exhausted and then waste energy on stupid things we don't need?
Dear "Virgins are like unicorns!!!!",
They're horny?...
Dear underwire bra,
Please don't snap under pressure.
Dear Hogwarts,
Please tell me, do you really have 1000 year old plumbing?
Dear Neville,
Your Grandmother is a blast-ended skank.
Dear teachers,
Please realize that when you say "due Friday", we hear "do Friday."
Dear Self Defence Instructor,
No matter how much peril I am in, I am not going to "grab and rip" someone's groin.
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