Dear spanish teacher,
I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN' AYYYY OOOO NO COMPRENDO!
Sincerely, student failing Spanish.
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
Please don't kill me yet, i'm too young to die.
Sincerely, stressed out freshman.
I may not be able to wish for more wishes, but you never said I can't wish for another genie to grant me three more wishes...
Sincerely, Two wishes down and many more to go!
Dear people who are scared of all spiders,
While I can understand the fear of venomous spiders or spiders with painful bites, please realize spiders serve an important function in the ecosystem.
Sincerely, They eat flies, and mosquitoes!
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Sincerely, Boys never ask girls to lift the seat up!
You're amazing in bed.
Sincerely, practicing safe sex by masturbating
Dear baby in my belly,
Please stop making me throw up. We both need the nutrients!
Sincerely, Your miserable, soon-to-be mother
Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
Sincerely, You all are ring-a-ding ding dongs.
Please re-send my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The owl must have gotten lost.
Sincerely, A hopeful wizard bored of the muggle world
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Sincerely, a boy loner.
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Sincerely, Your very confused alarm clock.
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...