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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear mom,
You yell at me when I leave my shoes in the hall, but it's ok for you to leave your bra on the couch?
Dear tampon and pad comercials,
Okay, so, mine's not blue.
Dear friend,
During our sleepovers, can you please let me know when you're going to sleep?
Dear weight loss ad,
Wow! Not only does your diet plan make people look thinner, but it changes their race and age too!
Dear Hollywood,
So you're re-releasing Star Wars, The Titanic, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Monsters inc., AND Finding Nemo?
Dear nose,
Please tell me the point in you even having hair.
Dear person who overheard my conversation,
I am not racist. I was talking about jelly beans.
Dear manly men who aren't afraid of anything,
Tampons.
Dear health teacher,
How does it feel to know that the kids in your class know more about having sex, Illegal drugs and alcohol than you do?
Dear teen underwear models,
What's it like knowing that all your classmates and teachers know what you look like in lacy bras and thongs?
Dear headache,
I know what your trying to tell me...
Dear boyfriend,
I'm not really scared of spiders, I just feel loved knowing you'd protect me from even the smallest villain.
Dear weight loss commercials,
Lets face it, "That pesky stomach fat" isn't the first to go... we are.
Dear nosy girl asking me when I was born,
On my birthday.
Dear girl with a broken heart,
I have duct tape...
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