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Dear Harry Potter,
I am the real saviour.
Dear my job isn't as important as nurses or doctors,
I'm a hospital administrator, I run the hospital....
Dear Dumbledore,
Why don't your students learn Latin?
Dear person talking shit in Swedish,
What makes you think you're the only Scandinave in America?
Dear world,
I'm not racist, but cinnamon muffins are just fan-freaking-tastic.
Dear girl I like,
My finger slipped. I didn't mean to say "I think you're adora8ht895flhjdig759th02"
Dear crush,
Roses are cool, violets are sub par, I know you don't love me......
Dear Customer,
The fact that you made me make you a tea with not only whipped cream but marshmallows as well makes me feel both queasy and sad.
Dear Teacher who threaten female student of becoming housewives,
I find it hilarious.
Dear Body,
Please tell me why you always complain your exhausted and then waste energy on stupid things we don't need?
Dear "Virgins are like unicorns!!!!",
They're horny?...
Dear Hogwarts,
Please tell me, do you really have 1000 year old plumbing?
Dear underwire bra,
Please don't snap under pressure.
Dear Neville,
Your Grandmother is a blast-ended skank.
Dear Self Defence Instructor,
No matter how much peril I am in, I am not going to "grab and rip" someone's groin.
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