Dear Cherry turnover,
I'm not even hungry, but I know that if I don't eat you now I won't get any. So I'm just going to stuff my face now.
Sincerely, Experienced member of a large family
Stay. Don't freaking leave me, I'm not ready for school.
Sincerely, Every Student
Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Sincerely, sick of being mistaken for a pot head
I love naturally red hair. You get bonus points if you have freckles.
Sincerely, Yes, there are people who love gingers.
Dear best friend's boyfriend,
You talk to her every night on Skype. You send her gifts in the mail, and comfort her when she's sad. You gave her a necklace made out of a blue stone only found in the Dominican. You can behave like a best friend and a significant other at the same time. And you can make ME laugh too.
Sincerely, you've earned the BFF Seal of Approval.
Dear politicians who wrote the ACA,
The vasectomy is the most safe and effective form of birth control that exists for either sex. Why the hell isn't its coverage required by the ACA? ...oh yeah, I forgot: birth control and family planning is only about women.
Sincerely, pissed off
Please stop telling me that one box of your Mac and cheese has three servings in it.
Sincerely, I seriously eat one box by myself. . .
why is it okay for Adele to make an album about her breakups but people make fun of Taylor swift for doing it?
Sincerely, think about it, they are doing the same thing
Dear Marine Corps,
Thank you for the four years of life experience and the travel opportunities. I've seen the world, been shot at and blown up, and matured immensely since I was 18.
Sincerely, I'll make sure to take my experience to the civilian world
Dear geeky guy who texts me,
Please don't stop texting me, it makes me smile 20x more plus you're cute
Sincerely, the hopeless romantic
I'm not ready to be a senior yet!!!!
Sincerely, sending me out in the world may just cause chaos....
Dear Fellow Teenagers,
We don't need to text every second of every day, and 99% if a text is an emoji or a word like okay, yeah, or yup it is acceptable for it the be the end of the conversation. It isn't that I don't like you or don't want to talk to you, I just don't want to text you every second of my life long past when we've run out of anything to say.
Sincerely, Tired of being connected to my phone
I was wrong. I was wrong about racism in America. I know that now, and I'm ready to make a change. I just wanted you to know that I've learned so much, and there IS hope.
Sincerely, white girl who finally realized her privilege
Dear guy at work,
Please speak more often..
Sincerely, your accent is beautiful
Please tell me why an "A" is now an expected grade when it used to be F for failure, D for bad, C for average, B for Good, and A for damn near perfect?
Sincerely, Solid B/B+ student not accepted to college