I have all of the respect in the world for you. There's only one problem...
Sincerely, I miss my big brother.
Dear my best friend's mother and father,
If you lay another finger on her, I will make you feel what she does.
Sincerely, bet you didn't expect your daughters best girlfriend to be this protective.
Please know that while you were out to sea on deployment our one month old daughter and I have been watching Disney movies everyday.
Sincerely, When you get home you are obligated to watch them with us all over again
Please stop resenting me. I don't want an arranged marriage. You haven't been happy in yours.
Sincerely, happy with the guy I've been seeing for the past 2 years
Dear People reading this,
I'm avoiding three study guides, a packet about verbs, nouns, parts of speech, exedra, and a paper on Roman History.
Sincerely, What about you?
Dear everyone at school who make fun of me because I read for fun,
Please shut up. I like to read. Big deal? Guess what, I also have all A's and was accepted to boarding school. What's that I see? C's?
Sincerely, yea that's what I thought.
Dear "Are you in a relationship?",
Do my relationships with fictional characters, celebrities, and/or food count?
Sincerely, it's complicated
Dear people that walk too damn slow,
Please remember natural selection will catch up to you one day
Sincerely, pick up the pace
Just because we ignore you, doesn't give you the right to ruin a sacred landmark
Sincerely, the people who protect the Nazca lines
Dear Bella Swan,
I've met bread more interesting than you.
Sincerely, Rather stare at bread than watch Twilight any day.
Dear favorite band,
Thanks for saving my life.
Sincerely, a grateful listener
Why is the "United" States so racially divided?
Sincerely, keen observer
Dear Spencer Brown,
Please stop being a religious douchebag. Look. No one cares about what you say. Muslim extremist take up a itty bitty tiny winy part of Islam. Please stop talking like every Muslim is horrible. I have never had a horrible experience with any Muslim person in my life. Actually they have been some of the nicest people I have ever met!
Sincerely, a 16 year old trying to show that there are actually good people in this world.
Dear new 20 year olds,
Congratulations!!! You just surpassed teen pregnancy!
Sincerely, renewed hope