SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear cat,
Please stop coming in my room and stepping on my stomach
Dear Dad,
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Dear Cat,
Please don't kneed on my bladder when i have to pee.
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Dear Old Lady across the street,
Please stop glaring at me as I push a pram up the street
Dear people,
No I do not spell it CDO
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Dear mom,
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Dear mind,
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Dear guy who obviously likes me and all of our friends know it,
Hurry up and ask me out already!! I happen to like you too.
Dear parents,
Please realize, I am so screwed up. I know you want me to be normal, but I'm not.
Dear Americans,
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Dear Teachers,
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
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