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Dear Dorm Douchebags,
How many times do I have to say, "I'm a lesbian" before you stop harassing me?
Dear world,
I just wanted you to know that I am aware that I am short.
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Dear guys who think girls should be in the kitchen,
Why and how are you still alive? No one likes you, therefore no one will date you, and that means goodbye sandwitch and other foods you are apparently too stupid to make yourself.
Dear homework ,
Thanks to you I have cleaned my room done my laundry and walked my dog and did the dishes
Dear Parents,
Please stop hating my girlfriend because she's a white Christian girl, not an Indian Muslim like us. I love her regardless of her race and religion. You should, too.
Dear best friend who happens to be Asian,
I like you, but people say we'd be an awkward couple. Are you seriously going to listen to them?
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Dear Antidepressants,
Please start working.
Dear "Alone with cake batter",
Can I join you?
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear drivers,
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Dear public,
Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Dear mom,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear spoilt rich kids,
Please stop complaining about the laptops that are provided to you through our school. You have one. That's more than most people in the world have.
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