My two years of College I paid $350 for a parking spot, my third year I decided to skip it and risk getting parking tickets. I got 1 parking ticket for $40
Sincerely, $310 richer
Dear senior boy who called me beautiful,
Sincerely, sophomore girl with low self-esteem
Although you look amazing and feel amazing sometimes, you make me feel shameful immediately. I am not alone. It is not normal to look at you. You destroy relationships and are killing my marriage. I hate that you're not illegal.
Sincerely, a sad husband and youth director
Dear girl at my school,
Yes. I read. I write. I'm quiet. I'm awkward. Do you really think I need you to tell me that I'm a nerd? Thanks, but I already knew, and I'm proud of who I am.
Sincerely, I'm getting glasses next year, too!
Dear Video Game Makers,
Please stop making me fall in love with your characters.
Sincerely, Can't Get a Guy IRL
Dear high school friends complaining about not getting a snow day,
I have no sympathy for you.
Sincerely, I'm in college. There are no snow days.
Dear fraternal twins,
Please realize that when people comment that you look alike, it is probably because you are siblings and many siblings look alike. They are not saying that you are identical... only that you look alike.
Sincerely, Every Person who is friends with twins
Dear girls who hover over the toilet seat,
Please wipe the seat when you're done. I really don't want to sit in your urine. Also - please flush. I know you didn't use toilet paper, and that's pretty gross. I hope you enjoy those rashes.
Sincerely, the girl who just had to wipe the seat before sitting down.
Dear bio teacher,
You promised to post our final grades on Friday night!!!!
Sincerely, Monday night: REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH
Dear my Psychology teacher,
Please stop saying how easy everything is in the exam. You would think it is, you have a degree in it.
Sincerely, been doing this subject for less than a year.
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Sincerely, sick of double standards.
I'm sick. Can't even stand up without a coughing fit. You can't seriously expect me to do all this crap today.
Sincerely, this list of chores is insane, as are you
Please stop sending books
Sincerely, all people in war over religion
Dear misguided social justice warrior,
So how exactly does me having a blog with pictures of places I want to visit count as cultural appropriation?
Sincerely, a wannabe traveler