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Dear America's Got Talent,
Two British judges and a Canadian judge?
Dear Harry Potter World in Orlando,
I bet Harry Potter didn't have to pay $10.50 for butterbeer.
Dear cat,
Just because you bathe in the middle of the kitchen for all to see does not give you a front row seat to me getting in the shower.
Dear "Virgin Diaries" on TLC,
Yes, I realize you've never kissed before, but you looked like two fish sucking each others faces.
Dear health-freak parents,
If you ever try to sneak protein powder into my pancakes again, I'm pouring acid on your vegetable garden.
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