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Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Ma'am,
It doesn't matter how I pack the cans into your bag, they are not going to magically get lighter.
Dear School,
Sorry, I love you and all, but I'm still not happy about september coming soon.
Dear U2,
Forcing everyone with an Itunes account to own your new album doesn't make your album release the "biggest of all time"
Dear teacher,
Please stop walking slowly behind me during tests.
Dear People who have cars or bikes with loud motors ,
Please refrain from using that vehicle after 11pm
Dear red-headed girl in my grade,
You made my day when you responded to a guy saying "Google owns everyone's souls" with "I don't even have a soul, so..." I'm glad you can joke about stupid myths.
Dear Steven Moffat,
Please realize that not all Whovians and Sherlockers hate you. I look up to as a writer.
Dear Mcdonalds,
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Dear best friend,
thank you for finally speaking up about your sexual abuse. i want you to know i will always have your back and will be there with you as you heel.
Dear apple,
Please stop making so many software updates that do absolutely nothing.
Dear Family,
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Dear boss,
Please don't make our meetings at 10pm if you expect me to show up smiling with a positive attitude.
Dear Hershey Spreads,
Nice try.
Dear older female customer,
Please don't hint that I need to lose weight, I never even asked for your opinion. I'm only 145 pounds!
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