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Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Dear people who try to win in an argument online,,
Remember to use "your" and "you're" correctly.
Dear drivers,
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Dear video game store employee,
Please stop looking at me like I'm a wuss. I'm getting this game because my two year old niece loves my pet rats
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Dear Antidepressants,
Please start working.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear mom,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear spoilt rich kids,
Please stop complaining about the laptops that are provided to you through our school. You have one. That's more than most people in the world have.
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Dear World,
Please Don't judge Australians based on our current idiot prime minister.
Dear "Are you a boy or a girl?",
Wanna check for yourself?
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
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