Please stop placing all of your responsibility on me. I'm sick and tired of having to do everything that you don't want to do.
Sincerely, your younger tired sister, that you're taking for granted.
Dear friends of another race than me,
Please stop with the offensive jokes. Just because I don't say anything doesn't make it right.
Sincerely, Token Black Friend
Dear Girl I really like,
Please stop using my feelings to let you feel good about yourself.
Sincerely, Friend-zoned boy
Please STOP F*&^%$ UP MY LIFE. IVE SPENT ALL MY TIME ON HERE AND IVE LOST MY JOB AT BUILD A BEAR AND NOW I CAN'T PAY MY RENT.
Sincerely, almost homeless because of you.