Dear okay-looking guy in my college class,
Please stop answering biology questions so confidently in a room filled with mostly idiots.
Sincerely, you're getting more attractive by the second, and I'm about to go Sheldon Cooper on your ass.
Dear Harper Lee,
Oh, you wrote TWO books now? Call me when you've written over 50.
Sincerely, Stephen King
Dear Queen Elsa,
I'm sorry if we made you mad. Will you please go back home now?
I believe one can get very far with very little if one keeps one's priorities straight.
Sincerely, working my way up.