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Dear everyone,
At one point in your childhood, your parents put you down and never picked you up again.
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Dear Rude Customer who yelled at me for there not being enough cashiers at the front of the store,
Please realize that as a stocker I have no control over what happens outside of stocking merchandise
Dear know-it-alls,
I know Subway can have as much sugar, fat and sodium as places like McDonalds. Thing is, I don't eat there for health/dieting reasons.
Dear Angry Starbucks Customer,
I'm sorry I had to ask you to repeat your drink order of a Quad shot Venti Iced Caramel Macciato upside down. You were speaking fast and it was my first day.
Dear Michael Jackson,
I don't think Annie's okay.
Dear church leaders who say cutting is a sin,
I wasn't aware that having depression was Biblically wrong
Dear "Why Didn't They Ride the Eagles to Mount Doom?",
The Eagles only help Gandalf because Gandalf saved their leader, Gwaihir, from a poisoned orc arrow. So, in addition to question of how a big, giant eagle would go about carrying an itty-bitty magical ring, whose effects on an animal are entirely unknown, don't you think it'd be a bit of a dick move for Gandalf to ask Gwaihir to fly over a bunch of orc archers who probably have poisoned arrows? Would it be easier? Maybe. Would it be possible? Debatable. Would it be ethical? ...That's also questionable.
Dear (current) math teacher,
Thank you so much for restoring my faith in math. You a a fun, relatable teacher who knows how to make a class laugh. You always have our papers graded the next day, which your students are very thankful for. You may not see it yet, but we all appreciate what you do as a teacher.
Dear America,
Kindly stop interfering in the business of other countries because you made yourself the "world's policeman".
Dear women,
Horses don't have periods. Cows, mice, rabbits, dogs, cats, mooses (meese?), reindeer, antelope don't have periods, and they can all reproduce just fine, Why, oh why, are we the unlucky ones?
Dear self-harmers,
I know everyday is a struggle. I know you hate your body. I know you hide your scars and the fact that you're broken. But trust me, recovery is possible.
Dear new friend,
I know I've only known you for less than a year, but you mean the world to me. It just breaks my heart when I see the scars on your wrist.
Dear People who think calling myself fat means I must think they're obese.,
Stop it. My dysmorphia affects only me, and my body is the only one I see disproportionally. You look just fine.
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