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Dear Carrie Underwood,
We give you props, but next time maybe you shouldn't carve your name in the seats. It's a dead giveaway.
Dear two-ply toilet paper,
I guess it's true. You don't really know what you have until it's gone.
Dear Manufacturers of the Straw,
Please make your straws longer than the bottles
Dear daughter's prom date,
Come on in, son! Would you like to see my gun and knife collection?
Dear writers of The Lion King,
About that "Cats always land on their feet" thing...
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