Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Sincerely, white girls everywhere.
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Sincerely, 13 and still upset that my magical powers have not been acknowledged
Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Sincerely, I regret nothing!
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Sincerely, got you away from the computer, to play board games and have a random sword fight