Dear Mom,
Has it ever occurred to you that the owners of pit bulls miiight have something to do with some of the breed's behavioral stereotypes?
Sincerely, your animal loving daughter who thinks all animals should be given a fair chance.
Dear TI-84 calculator,
Please don't have a secret history of all of the absurd calculations I've typed.
Sincerely, I typed in 14+6 the other day.
Dear America,
TV News anchors and politicians should wear lie detectors.
Sincerely, most of them would say something different
Dear Friends,
Just because I listen to unknown bands and have my own sense of style doesn't make me a Hipster.
Sincerely, I swear these glasses are prescription!
Dear mom who's making me clean my room because we are havimg dinner guests,
I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were eating in my bedroom....
Sincerely, how about no?
Dear Pandora,
I know I have been studying too long when you have asked, "Are you still listening?" 5 separate times.
Sincerely, Overworked student
Dear cave women,
How did you deal with your periods?
Sincerely, just curious
Dear people who think Timon and Pumba are the only example of a male couple caring for a child in animation,
So... do we not count or did you forget about us?
Sincerely, Mike and Sully
Dear male best friend,
Don't be surprised when I tell you you're handsome.
Sincerely, you asked!
Dear Mother,
Please realize that you can't "look lesbian." If you could, you would have noticed that I was one long ago. Did my long hair throw you off?
Sincerely, your lesbian daughter
Dear "best friends" ,
Please continue to make your plans right in front of me. I'm sure I'll get the invite.
Sincerely, left out.
Dear Brain,
Instead of memorizing the 300+ songs on my iPod, why don't you remember some basic algebraic formulas?
Sincerely, Failing Algebra
Dear sports programs,
If you ask us to bring a water bottle, give us a chance to get a drink
Sincerely, the person about to faint from dehydration
Dear world,
My aim is to keep the toilets clean, your aim helps
Sincerely, janitor.
Dear people complaining about Algebra,
Wait until you get to Pre Calculus
Sincerely, a failing precal student
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