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Dear College,
My two years of College I paid $350 for a parking spot, my third year I decided to skip it and risk getting parking tickets. I got 1 parking ticket for $40
Dear senior boy who called me beautiful,
Thank you.
Dear Porn,
Although you look amazing and feel amazing sometimes, you make me feel shameful immediately. I am not alone. It is not normal to look at you. You destroy relationships and are killing my marriage. I hate that you're not illegal.
Dear girl at my school,
Yes. I read. I write. I'm quiet. I'm awkward. Do you really think I need you to tell me that I'm a nerd? Thanks, but I already knew, and I'm proud of who I am.
Dear Video Game Makers,
Please stop making me fall in love with your characters.
Dear high school friends complaining about not getting a snow day,
I have no sympathy for you.
Dear fraternal twins,
Please realize that when people comment that you look alike, it is probably because you are siblings and many siblings look alike. They are not saying that you are identical... only that you look alike.
Dear girls who hover over the toilet seat,
Please wipe the seat when you're done. I really don't want to sit in your urine. Also - please flush. I know you didn't use toilet paper, and that's pretty gross. I hope you enjoy those rashes.
Dear bio teacher,
You promised to post our final grades on Friday night!!!!
Dear my Psychology teacher,
Please stop saying how easy everything is in the exam. You would think it is, you have a degree in it.
Dear "I support gay rights why can't you?",
Oh I don't know, maybe because people all believe different things? Forcing your belief on those who disagree with it is just as bad as those trying to force their belief on you.
Dear parents,
I'm sick. Can't even stand up without a coughing fit. You can't seriously expect me to do all this crap today.
Dear God,
Please stop sending books
Dear misguided social justice warrior,
So how exactly does me having a blog with pictures of places I want to visit count as cultural appropriation?
Dear Dumbledore and Gandalf,
Are you related?
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