Dear "People are starving in Africa",
Please remember that my giving up that piece of cheesecake won't save them. I can sympathize and try to help, but it doesn't mean I can't enjoy anything.
Sincerely, Realistic and Making a Change
Dear black people in my history class,
Please don't look at me during the civil rights unit like I'd never understand what it's like to have my people be oppressed. I may be white, but you're forgetting about the unit we just had on the holocaust.
Sincerely, The Jewish Girl who's a relative of a survivor
Dear Verification Codes,
Please stop mashing all the letter/numbers together into meaningless jumble and add random lines throughout. I was supposed to verify not decode
Sincerely, 20/20 vision and still can't read them
Dear guy in the corvette who almost hit me while i was running,
Please enjoy the water bottle i threw at you
Sincerely, learn what a stop sign means
Dear Marine boyfriend who is getting shipped out,
Please know that I will always love you...even if you don't make it back
Sincerely, the girl you broke up with to spare her the hardships
Dear Doctor Who,
If the weeping angels are made of stone, that means they can crack, crumble, and erode.
Sincerely, forget sonic screwdrivers, a jackhammer will save you all the trouble!
Dear freshman French teacher,
Thanks for teaching me English grammar in order to learn French. I didn't get a chance to learn it before
Sincerely, multilingual public school kid
Dear pessimist, optimist, realist,
While you were busy arguing over the glass, I drank it.
Thank you for caring enough about me by breaking up in person, it still hurts just as much but at least I can respect you and wish you the best
Sincerely, your ex-girl friend who is already moving on...
Dear everyone at school,
Please stop saying we would be cute together. I know it kills him every time I laugh it off because I don't like him that way.
Sincerely, we are friends and I don't want to hurt him
Dear, Waiter @ Apple Bee's,
Thank you for singing material girl when it came on the radio you officially made my night
Sincerely, amused costumer
Dear Summer Holidays,
Please confess to being in fast forward mode
Sincerely, suspicious student not willing to face school
Unless your S/O has cheated on you, or you have definite reason to suspect he or she is, you NEVER have any right to check their phone, email, or social media.
Sincerely, that's how breakups happen
Why couldn't I be born with pink hair?
Sincerely, an anime fan