Ohhhh I'm telling Mom!!!
Sincerely, Extra-Virgin Olive Oil
I'm am not calling you a slut, but there are a lot of new people all over your equipment lately.
Sincerely, tired of sweaty seconds.
Please don't get mad at me, your the one that told me to get a job.
Sincerely, I'm on 16 and Pregnant
Dear Ron Weasly,
No, there is not a potion that can cure ginger.