Dear driver behind me,
No, I'm not about to run over animals crossing the road just so you can get to you destination 2 minutes faster. You're just going to have to wait. Your horn isn't going to change anything.
Sincerely, its called patience.
Dear new friends,
Please be patient with me. I'm still learning how to interact with people, so if I do or say something that's inappropriate, or seem really shy and withdrawn sometimes, be kind about it. With your help, I'll improve a little every day.
Sincerely, your new friend trying to overcome severe social phobia.
Dear freshman boys making fun of the special education boy,
Please realize he is just like you, he has feelings too.
Sincerely, annoyed sophomore girl
Dear Spanish teacher who noticed I lost weight,
Thank you for noticing...even if this is somewhat awkward.
Sincerely, your student who used to be way overweight but managed to drop 15 pounds in 3 months
Dear People Who Ask Advertisements "If You're Better Than The Leading Brand Why Aren't YOU The Leading Brand?",
That's a nice thought, but as much as we would all like to live in a world where the winners are always the best competitors, we don't.
Dear colleges telling me I am extraordinary and different,
Oh really? Then why did several of my friends get the exact same emails?
Sincerely, I'm not falling for it and I wasn't planning on going there.
Dear people who question why they can't talk during a fire drill because the fire can't hear them,
You do realize that if you talked during an actual fire, you would be in danger of smoke inhalation, right?
Sincerely, that is fatal, in case you were wondering...
Please know that you are an inspiration, the doctor told you that you had 6 months to live, yet you lived three years, because screw you cancer.
Sincerely, The Daughter That Misses you.
Dear Large Creature Staring At Me Through My Bedroom Window At Night,
You're WAY too big to be any sort of owl. I'm just going to pretend that you're Totoro and try to get some sleep...
Sincerely, Creeped Out Sleeper
Yes, I understand that most of you aren't stupid and lazy, but some of you really do fit to the stereotypes...
Sincerely, "Oh, you speak European?"
Dear girl giving me the look,
It's the doctor's office. I feel terrible and I'm allowed to wear pajama pants
Sincerely, I do not your judgey eyes today
Please understand that just because I need time by myself, doesn't mean that I'm lonely, depressed, and/or suicidal.
Sincerely, Your introverted, and slightly annoyed Daughter.
I'm going to write a book filled with wonderful, interesting characters you will fall in love with. You will learn their secrets and understand their inside jokes and cry with them and be happy when they're happy. Then, when I am sure you are in love with them, I will kill them in the cruelest way plausible.
Please learn the difference between bored and hungry
Sincerely, gaining pounds quickly
Dear School Architects,
Please don't design the two buildings on campus to be exact replicas of each other, but then have the men's and women's bathrooms switch sides in the hallway.
Sincerely, I swear I did not walk in there on purpose