Also By Us Slow Robot I Waste So Much Time I Waste So Much Money
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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear world,
You take so many unecessary showers.
Dear "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands",
Screw you.
Dear waitress,
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!
Dear skirt,
Did you really have to tuck yourself into my underwear? It was a first date!
Dear telemarketer,
Sorry for answering the phone with "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?".
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