Dear Monsters Inc.,
....well this is awkward.
Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia
Dear people afraid of long words,
Sincerely, that's just cruel...
Dear R in February,
It's okay. I understand.
Sincerely, D in Wednesday.
When I asked if you could check me out I meant my groceries....
Sincerely, thanks for calling me sexy though.