SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear self,
You're amazing in bed.
Dear Feminisits,
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Dear baby in my belly,
Please stop making me throw up. We both need the nutrients!
Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
Dear Dumbledore,
Please re-send my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The owl must have gotten lost.
Dear girls,
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...
Dear college,
Please don't kill me yet, i'm too young to die.
Dear World,
When even my autistic little 11 year old sister says to me, "Sissy shouldn't boys like a girl for who they are, not because they wear makeup?" you know there's something wrong with society.
Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Dear date,
I really hope you think red, puffy eyes and a runny nose is attractive.
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear proton,
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
Dear Best Friend,
You're a boy, I'm a girl, we play Halo, have sleepovers, play fight and lately you've been hanging around more like a boyfriend than a guy who's just my friend.
Dear X Box,
Please give me my boyfriend back.
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