Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Sincerely, the ticked off girlfriend with a field hockey stick
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Sincerely, how did you find me?
Dear people who try to win in an argument online,,
Remember to use "your" and "you're" correctly.
Sincerely, it just ruins your whole argument.
There is a special place in hell for those of you who choose to drive with your high beams on during the DAY.
Dear video game store employee,
Please stop looking at me like I'm a wuss. I'm getting this game because my two year old niece loves my pet rats
Sincerely, I'd rather her watch me play Ratatouille than any shooter game
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Sincerely, she would have been eaten as soon as she hit puberty
Please start working.
Sincerely, Need some fucking help here
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear spoilt rich kids,
Please stop complaining about the laptops that are provided to you through our school. You have one. That's more than most people in the world have.
Sincerely, do you know how many people in the world don't have access to even education, let alone laptops?
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Sincerely, I'm not going to be a mathematician.
Please Don't judge Australians based on our current idiot prime minister.
Sincerely, We think he is ridiculous too..
Dear "Are you a boy or a girl?",
Wanna check for yourself?
Sincerely, what's between my legs is my business