You're amazing in bed.
Sincerely, practicing safe sex by masturbating
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Sincerely, Boys never ask girls to lift the seat up!
Dear baby in my belly,
Please stop making me throw up. We both need the nutrients!
Sincerely, Your miserable, soon-to-be mother
Dear Fox News,
What does the Fox Say?
Sincerely, You all are ring-a-ding ding dongs.
Please re-send my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The owl must have gotten lost.
Sincerely, A hopeful wizard bored of the muggle world
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Sincerely, a boy loner.
Dear clumsy person,
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting, time after time...
Please don't kill me yet, i'm too young to die.
Sincerely, stressed out freshman.
When even my autistic little 11 year old sister says to me, "Sissy shouldn't boys like a girl for who they are, not because they wear makeup?" you know there's something wrong with society.
Sincerely, Yes sweetie. Hopefully you'll live in a world like that someday.
You get mad at me if I wake you and you get mad at me if I don't!
Sincerely, Your very confused alarm clock.
I really hope you think red, puffy eyes and a runny nose is attractive.
Sincerely, I cry every time I watch this movie
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
Dear Best Friend,
You're a boy, I'm a girl, we play Halo, have sleepovers, play fight and lately you've been hanging around more like a boyfriend than a guy who's just my friend.
Sincerely, Please Just Kiss Me Already