Dear guys smoking outside of the University of Minnesota's Physics and Nanotech Building,
A campus-wide smoking ban was just approved a few months ago, and you are clearly on campus. And even if you weren't, you just saw how I had to stop and pull out my inhaler because I was choking on the fumes.
Sincerely, annoyed (and sick!) fellow student.
It doesn't matter how I pack the cans into your bag, they are not going to magically get lighter.
Sincerely, your "dropout punk" cashier
Sorry, I love you and all, but I'm still not happy about september coming soon.
Sincerely, I'm sorry, but you're just not Hogwarts...
Forcing everyone with an Itunes account to own your new album doesn't make your album release the "biggest of all time"
Sincerely, nobody wanted your crappy free album anyways.
Please stop walking slowly behind me during tests.
Sincerely, a nervous student
Dear People who have cars or bikes with loud motors ,
Please refrain from using that vehicle after 11pm
Sincerely, can't sleep if all I hear is VROOM VROOM
Dear red-headed girl in my grade,
You made my day when you responded to a guy saying "Google owns everyone's souls" with "I don't even have a soul, so..." I'm glad you can joke about stupid myths.
Sincerely, your classmate
Dear Steven Moffat,
Please realize that not all Whovians and Sherlockers hate you. I look up to as a writer.
Sincerely, But every episode you write gives me a new irrational fear.
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Sincerely, It would be so funny to watch how people react!
Dear best friend,
thank you for finally speaking up about your sexual abuse. i want you to know i will always have your back and will be there with you as you heel.
Sincerely, Sincerely,you are only 13 and life will get better, i promise
Please stop making so many software updates that do absolutely nothing.
Sincerely, annoyed iPhone user
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Sincerely, a daughter who's gonna need a shrink
Please don't make our meetings at 10pm if you expect me to show up smiling with a positive attitude.
Sincerely, it's past my bedtime
Dear Hershey Spreads,