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Dear Summer,
Stay. Don't freaking leave me, I'm not ready for school.
Dear Kraft,
Please stop telling me that one box of your Mac and cheese has three servings in it.
Dear Cherry turnover,
I'm not even hungry, but I know that if I don't eat you now I won't get any. So I'm just going to stuff my face now.
Dear geeky guy who texts me,
Please don't stop texting me, it makes me smile 20x more plus you're cute
Dear best friend,
Thanks for going to the gym with me. And thanks for going at my pace.
Dear Guys who honk at me from their cars,
What is the point of that? Even if I appreciated that kind of attention (which I don't) there's no way for me to respond to it before your drive off.
Dear Customers,
Your bra and other undergarments are not pockets. Please excuse the disgusted look on my face as I douse your money in lysol.
Dear Parents,
By this point in your lives, you were married and living on your own with full time jobs.
Dear dog owner who just let your dog crap on my lawn,
Please clean up your dog's "present." It's not my job to deal with that shit...literally.
Dear Kronk,
Please WRONG LEVER
Dear You,
So, you know that girl who just wants to be friends? How about you fall in love with her!
Dear world,
I'm not ready to be a senior yet!!!!
Dear people that say those who seem the happiest are usually the saddest,
It's not the happy ones. It's the ones with the fake smiles that don't reach their eyes. It's the ones who smile at other people but look away and let their face become blank again. It's the ones who immerse themselves in whatever their doing so they don't have to deal with what's going on around them.
Dear guy with tattoos,
no I don't want to see your "sick" ink "brah",
Dear Insomniac of a Neighbor,
Why in God's name do you think it's a good idea to mow your lawn at 1 am?
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