Dear fellow students,
Do you remember that wonderful time when homework was there to intensify our knowledge of what we learned in school, and not just for teachers to take away our time?
Sincerely, a student
Dear people who think being a blonde white American girl automatically makes me racist,
that explains my black parents, Japanese best friend, and Guatemalan boyfriend, huh?
Sincerely, dont hate before you know the facts
Dear 6 year old brother,,
Please never lose your innocence. The way you look at the world as if it is a beautiful place without fault or malevolence never fails to make me smile.
Sincerely, I will always be your big sis
Dear Physics Teacher,
Please don't yell at me in front of the whole class when I ask you a question. You may have helped a kid across the room with the same problem, but that doesn't constitute as teaching it to the whole class.
Sincerely, now afraid to ask questions.
I thought we agreed on December
Please don't touch my kid. I know she's cute, but it's flu season and she's allergic to the shot.
Sincerely, worried mom
Dear Pet Parents,
Do you ever wonder what your pet has named you?
Sincerely, worried about what they are named
Dear Ladies sitting next to me at Panera,
Please don't talk about me. I know I don't look the best, but I have my reasons.
Sincerely, grandma died yesterday, and our basement flooded. Didn't exactly have time to primp.
You mean to tell me we've come up with nuclear bombs yet we can't find a way to get rid of the painfully awkward lag on news channels when going to someone "on the scene"?
Sincerely, it never fails to make me uncomfortable
Sincerely, I just raged at that water bottle.
Thank you so much for making ME a sandwich and you didnt even ask me to make you one after.
Sincerely, want to get married?
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
Dear cousin with Down's syndrome...,
Please know that your smile and your laugh make my day, and your hugs are the best thing I've ever experienced. I love you!!!
Sincerely, your favorite cousin!!!
Dear Mario Bros.,
I'm back from my 20 year vacation and feel really bad about the whole peach thing. Please accept my dearest ....... WHO THE HELL IS BOWSER, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CASTLE?
Sincerely, King Koopa