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Dear Insomniac of a Neighbor,
Why in God's name do you think it's a good idea to mow your lawn at 1 am?
Dear websites with accidental texts from parents about cheating,
If any of this were true, you would realize that getting a text like that is traumatic and upsetting. The last thing you are thinking about is exploiting it.
Dear brain,
Please don't wake me up early from my dreams...
Dear woman at the supermarket the other day,
It is neither your business nor your right to chasten others about charity with snarky comments and stupid giggles when you have no clue about what goes on in their life. Maybe I donate lots to charity, more than just two dollars: time.
Dear little sister watching fox and the hound ,
Please move over, I love this movie!
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Dear people who put unnecessary commas in the middle of their sentences,,
Please realise that is not, where they go.
Dear business that said they are going to make me a job offer over a month ago,
Please do me the courtesy to return my email and voicemail regarding your offer--ignoring me is dirty and rude. Why on earth would ANYONE want to work for a company that doesn't even communicate?
Dear Crappy CEO,
Please enjoy your life when I quit. My job isn't as easy as it looks. One day you'll think, "I wish I had of been nicer to my employees."
Dear waiters and watresses,
Please don't ask me if I am a vampire when I ask what has garlic in it and laugh in my face when I say no.
Dear teachers,
Please give us more than 13 seconds to pack our stuff up
Dear English teacher who challenged a student to a handstand contest and won,
YOU'RE AWESOME!!
Dear director,
Please understand that even those of us in the booth are actually tech crew
Dear work,
I'm violently throwing up and you expect me to go to a doctor's to figure out if something is wrong with me?!?!
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