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Dear teacher,
Please stop walking slowly behind me during tests.
Dear Mom,
Your asthmatic daughter wants to be a singer when she grows up and has been told by many people that she could reach her dream. How can you not see that you smoking is holding her back?
Dear boss,
Please don't make our meetings at 10pm if you expect me to show up smiling with a positive attitude.
Dear Life,
Please let me know what i am suppose to be doing with you
Dear roommate,
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Dear apple,
Please stop making so many software updates that do absolutely nothing.
Dear U2,
Forcing everyone with an Itunes account to own your new album doesn't make your album release the "biggest of all time"
Dear Telemarketers,
Is it true you get paid for how long you are on the phone for?
Dear YouTube,
Who on Earth thought it was a good idea to only have videos loading while they're playing? Not everybody has high-speed broadband that loads it in 2 seconds.
Dear girls,
With very few excpetions, i.e. rape, there is no excuse for an unwanted pregnancy.
Dear Seasons,
What happened? You used to be cool...
Dear guy I've had a crush on since high school,
Please understand that saying you "sincerely" like me when we're together, but not being willing to text me back for weeks at a time is just giving me whiplash.
Dear Elves,
Don't lie to us, we've all seen Rise of the Guardians. The Yetis do all the work.
Dear celebrities,
When you go on a follow spree and actually follow us, I dont't think you don't know just how excited we can get.
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