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Dear "Gluten Free" People,
Please know you're most likely an idiot. Unless you have Celiac Disease you can eat gluten.
Dear parents,
If your child is screaming their head off, please take them outside until they calm down. Don't hover for another half hour while they scream their head off.
Dear Girl who hit my parents with her van,
Having a license doesn't mean you shoud drive, and look both ways when you pull into traffic. That motorcycle you hit hurt more lives than you know.
Dear older sister,
How about NOT smoking while your severely asthmatic little sister is in the car.
Dear shocked and judgemental stares,
I am not a drug addict, I am a blood donor. That hole you see in the crook of my elbow is where the vein I donate with every eight weeks is located.
Dear guy who just asked me out,
well this is awkward...
Dear person complaining about the "fat american stereotype",
Please realize its not that much of a stereotype
Dear Patrons of Fast Food Restaurants,
Please know that we have nothing to do with the menu or the prices
Dear people who complain about their government,,
I'd like to see you get up and do something about it. Doing nothing and hoping for the best typically gets people nowhere.
Dear Boyfriend,
Thanks for reading me The Hobbit, watching Harry Potter and setting your ringtone to Darth Vader breathing.
Dear Elsa,
The answer to controlling your powers is love. Now go have a decent childhood with your sister.
Dear Science Teacher,
Please don't give us homework and say that it's due the next day, and then when we turn it in, say it isn't due. Last time you did that, I didn't get home until late due to a fire at my theater, and I had hours of science homework on top of a very stressful day.
Dear Death,
I don't want to go.
Dear Supposed friends,
Please stop noticing all my flaws. I see them too.
Dear boyfriend,
Talk is great, but actions speak louder than words.
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