Please stop moving me to different countries. I finally like it here.
Sincerely, don't make me leave all my friends and my first serious boyfriend behind
Dear people who think you know me,
Sincerely, that's okay, I don't either
Dear math teacher,
Why do you make fun of me in class when I don't understand something?
Sincerely, why on earth did they hire you?!
No, we don't serve ham, or serve breakfast after 11 am. But does telling me the restaurant should be "shut down" do anything but make you come off as disrespectful and rude?
Sincerely, I have no control over it, I'm just a worker
Dear sex ed teachers,
Yeah... As it turns out, abstinence is only 99.98% effective.
Sincerely, the Virgin Mary and Shmi Skywalker
Please stop being so fantastic and unrealistic. People keep leaving me for you.
Thank you for singing Mom the song that you sang her on your wedding day 17 years ago. That made both of our days.
Sincerely, your grateful and loving daughter.
Please learn that there is a BIG difference between "retarded" and "stupid" and when this difference is ignored, people's feelings get hurt.
Sincerely, my brother is retarded
Dear teacher who doesn't actually teach us anything,,
Just because you're ready to give the test doesn't mean we're ready to take it.
Sincerely, need more time to learn the stuff that you were supposed to teach us.
Dear people who call me a hipster,
Please stop calling me one, I wear beanies because I am a little bitch when it comes to the cold.
Sincerely, I can't afford hipster clothes.
Please stop comparing me to my sister then saying I cant do it. It's confusing and it hurts
Sincerely, your daughter who's sick of all of it
Please come and confirm that I'm not pregnant
Sincerely, not sarcastic
Please kick in BEFORE I make stupid decisions, not after.
Sincerely, dying of embarrassment
Please don't put your children on the phone, especially when they're under 4 years old.
Sincerely, I don't know what to say to a screaming four year old and I'm very uncomfortable.