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Dear fellow students,
Do you remember that wonderful time when homework was there to intensify our knowledge of what we learned in school, and not just for teachers to take away our time?
Dear people who think being a blonde white American girl automatically makes me racist,
that explains my black parents, Japanese best friend, and Guatemalan boyfriend, huh?
Dear 6 year old brother,,
Please never lose your innocence. The way you look at the world as if it is a beautiful place without fault or malevolence never fails to make me smile.
Dear Physics Teacher,
Please don't yell at me in front of the whole class when I ask you a question. You may have helped a kid across the room with the same problem, but that doesn't constitute as teaching it to the whole class.
Dear Santa,
I thought we agreed on December
Dear strangers,
Please don't touch my kid. I know she's cute, but it's flu season and she's allergic to the shot.
Dear Pet Parents,
Do you ever wonder what your pet has named you?
Dear Ladies sitting next to me at Panera,
Please don't talk about me. I know I don't look the best, but I have my reasons.
Dear Technology,
You mean to tell me we've come up with nuclear bombs yet we can't find a way to get rid of the painfully awkward lag on news channels when going to someone "on the scene"?
Dear hormones,
Please stop.
Dear boyfriend,
Thank you so much for making ME a sandwich and you didnt even ask me to make you one after.
Dear Will.I.Am,
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
Dear cousin with Down's syndrome...,
Please know that your smile and your laugh make my day, and your hugs are the best thing I've ever experienced. I love you!!!
Dear Mario Bros.,
I'm back from my 20 year vacation and feel really bad about the whole peach thing. Please accept my dearest ....... WHO THE HELL IS BOWSER, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CASTLE?
Dear Daniel Radcliffe,
When you got the part of Harry Potter did they tell you that you were the chosen one??
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