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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear mom,
Please stop moving me to different countries. I finally like it here.
Dear people who think you know me,
You don't.
Dear math teacher,
Why do you make fun of me in class when I don't understand something?
Dear customer,
No, we don't serve ham, or serve breakfast after 11 am. But does telling me the restaurant should be "shut down" do anything but make you come off as disrespectful and rude?
Dear sex ed teachers,
Yeah... As it turns out, abstinence is only 99.98% effective.
Dear Fiction,
Please stop being so fantastic and unrealistic. People keep leaving me for you.
Dear Dad,
Thank you for singing Mom the song that you sang her on your wedding day 17 years ago. That made both of our days.
Dear world,
Please learn that there is a BIG difference between "retarded" and "stupid" and when this difference is ignored, people's feelings get hurt.
Dear teacher who doesn't actually teach us anything,,
Just because you're ready to give the test doesn't mean we're ready to take it.
Dear people who call me a hipster,
Please stop calling me one, I wear beanies because I am a little bitch when it comes to the cold.
Dear parents,
Please stop comparing me to my sister then saying I cant do it. It's confusing and it hurts
Dear Period,
Please come and confirm that I'm not pregnant
Dear conscience,
Please kick in BEFORE I make stupid decisions, not after.
Dear parents,
Please don't put your children on the phone, especially when they're under 4 years old.
Dear time,
Please go back about four months. I miss my summer adventures.
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