Dear boxed mac and cheese,
Why do you taste better with fun shaped noodles than the traditional elbow?
Sincerely, i love dinosaur mac and cheese
Please stop. I do not need to hear "the talk."
Sincerely, I'm only getting on birth control for my cramps.
Dear waterproof mascara,
Are you waterproof or bulletproof...?
Sincerely, I'm just wasting makeup remover now
Dear People who say the music teens listen to nowadays is crap,
1/3 of my ipod is filled with The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Herman's Hermits, Michael Jackson, Queen, Smash Mouth and M. C. Hammer
Sincerely, I don't like it that much either
It's ironic how when you break up with your girlfriends, there are always two boys to comfort her.
Sincerely, Ben and Jerry
Let me help you with that electricity bill you keep complaining about, you turn the lights OFF the same way you turn them on, just in the opposite direction.
Sincerely, the secret fairy turning them off in the middle of the night.
Dear Grey's Anatomy,
Whenever someone says, "Do you know where so and so is?", so and so is always either dead or having sex.
Sincerely, I've figured you out.
I'm mute. Not deaf.
Sincerely, there is no need to shout
Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,
I'm not asking to have big boobs. Just larger than my original size.
Sincerely, 19 year-old girl with 34A size boobs
Dear girl that tries to hold hands with my boyfriend,
You have your boyfriend and I have mine.
Sincerely, Stick with yours, and we'll both be fine!
Dear people who say flying cars are planes,
We mean CHEAP, ACCESSIBLE flying cars.
Sincerely, people who want flying cars.
Dear girls in my art class,
When you ask each other how many boys you've slept with and you say "seven" there should not be an "only" in front of it.
Sincerely, ONLY seven, really?!
Dear "just because you have that camera doesn't make you a photographer",
I agree for the most part, but I've taken multiple photography classes and I think you should see my pictures before you assume I'm not a good photographer.
Sincerely, this is my art.
I will give you $200 when I'm dead to change my Facebook status to "Chillin' with Jesus!"
Sincerely, I beg you!
Dear friend's mom,
Please stop judging me because I get my eyebrows waxed, wear makeup, and have a boyfriend. I know that I don't need any of that to make me a better person, I just like them.
Sincerely, the slightly insulted friend