Please stop walking slowly behind me during tests.
Sincerely, a nervous student
Your asthmatic daughter wants to be a singer when she grows up and has been told by many people that she could reach her dream. How can you not see that you smoking is holding her back?
Sincerely, You Won't Even Put Them Down When I Ask...
Please don't make our meetings at 10pm if you expect me to show up smiling with a positive attitude.
Sincerely, it's past my bedtime
Please let me know what i am suppose to be doing with you
Sincerely, confused college kid who needs some help
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Sincerely, you smell like a damn dumpster and I hate you
Dear Judgmental woman doing my STD test,
I was raped.
Sincerely, so don't tell me I'm too young. I already know.
Please stop making so many software updates that do absolutely nothing.
Sincerely, annoyed iPhone user
Forcing everyone with an Itunes account to own your new album doesn't make your album release the "biggest of all time"
Sincerely, nobody wanted your crappy free album anyways.
Is it true you get paid for how long you are on the phone for?
Sincerely, I won't buy your product but I'll listen to you talk!
Who on Earth thought it was a good idea to only have videos loading while they're playing? Not everybody has high-speed broadband that loads it in 2 seconds.
Sincerely, person with a dodgy, shared internet connection.
With very few excpetions, i.e. rape, there is no excuse for an unwanted pregnancy.
What happened? You used to be cool...
Sincerely, Person who hates heat
Dear guy I've had a crush on since high school,
Please understand that saying you "sincerely" like me when we're together, but not being willing to text me back for weeks at a time is just giving me whiplash.
Sincerely, A college girl who doesn't have time for this
Don't lie to us, we've all seen Rise of the Guardians. The Yetis do all the work.
Sincerely, people that know the truth.