Dear People of the world,
If you are waiting for a sign, this is it.
Sincerely, You're welcome :)
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Sincerely, how did you find me?
Dear Postal industry,
Sincerely, the college admissions process
Dear Car Driving up my bum,
Please I realise 40km is a slow speed but guess what? It's the current speed limit; trust me, I hate the speed as much as you do but there's nothing I can do. Oh, and this area is a known police-hangout.
Sincerely, Another Driver
Dear spoilt rich kids,
Please stop complaining about the laptops that are provided to you through our school. You have one. That's more than most people in the world have.
Sincerely, do you know how many people in the world don't have access to even education, let alone laptops?
Just because I don't like your type of music doesn't mean that my taste sucks.
Sincerely, music is art, so let me
Please start working.
Sincerely, Need some fucking help here
Please never stop catching my glances. It's the only thing I look forward to.
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Sincerely, I'm not going to be a mathematician.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Sincerely, fluent in Danish
Dear old friend who has been abusing substances,
Please take care of yourself. I haven't seen you in over a year and it's scary.
Sincerely, you might not be worried but I am.
Please stop thinking I'm evil when I suggest that a socialist economy could do America some good. I don't want us to go into debt because of an infected papercut.
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Please stop telling me to eat healthy and to get more exercise. It hurts my feelings when you call me fat.
Sincerely, I'm trying, Okay!