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Dear People of the world,
If you are waiting for a sign, this is it.
Dear new friend request,
I have never met you before and we have no mutual friends
Dear Postal industry,
You're welcome.
Dear Car Driving up my bum,
Please I realise 40km is a slow speed but guess what? It's the current speed limit; trust me, I hate the speed as much as you do but there's nothing I can do. Oh, and this area is a known police-hangout.
Dear spoilt rich kids,
Please stop complaining about the laptops that are provided to you through our school. You have one. That's more than most people in the world have.
Dear hater,
Just because I don't like your type of music doesn't mean that my taste sucks.
Dear Antidepressants,
Please start working.
Dear boy,
Please never stop catching my glances. It's the only thing I look forward to.
Dear math teacher,
I will NEVER use proofs after high school.
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
Dear old friend who has been abusing substances,
Please take care of yourself. I haven't seen you in over a year and it's scary.
Dear family,
Please stop thinking I'm evil when I suggest that a socialist economy could do America some good. I don't want us to go into debt because of an infected papercut.
Dear world,
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Dear Mom,
Please stop telling me to eat healthy and to get more exercise. It hurts my feelings when you call me fat.
Dear mom,
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
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