"Come on, that question is so easy, you must know it!" isn't exactly the right way to motivate me
Sincerely, feel even more stupid now for not knowing the answer to that ''easy'' question.
Yes I know, it's weird. I don't need you to scream, "You have a pool, but you don't have an I-PHONE?!"
Sincerely, I can live without a lot of technology, thanks.
I just took what I thought was going to be my hardest exam. Why was it so easy?
Sincerely, did I do it completely wrong?
Dear loud people in the front row,
Please know that the front is traditionally for students who want good grades, and gossip traditionally belongs in the back. Shut up or get out of lecture.
Sincerely, needing a good grade
Dear teenager living next door,
Please keep singing when you take your dog out at night. My windows are usually open, and it brightens my day so much evey time I hear you singing. Please never stop, your voice is so beautiful and you need to share it with the world, even if it isn't perfect, even if it's only with one neighbor every night who you've never even realized has listened. Hearing your voice makes me so happy.
Sincerely, the neighbor across the cul de sac
Dear friend who thinks I'm flirting with her crush,
He was my friend first
Sincerely, don't you dare try to tell me how to act with him
Dear big brother,
I know we've never been all that close. I know we give each other a hard time and fight all the time. But I also know that, under all that, we love each other. And I'm scared to death that you're not going to come back home.
Sincerely, watching you get ready to join the Navy.
Dear People Who Ask Advertisements "If You're Better Than The Leading Brand Why Aren't YOU The Leading Brand?",
That's a nice thought, but as much as we would all like to live in a world where the winners are always the best competitors, we don't.
Dear the girls in my grade,
Please note that if someone can see up your skirt when you sit down, it's too short
Sincerely, I really didn't want to see that...
Dear colleges telling me I am extraordinary and different,
Oh really? Then why did several of my friends get the exact same emails?
Sincerely, I'm not falling for it and I wasn't planning on going there.
Dear Spanish teacher who noticed I lost weight,
Thank you for noticing...even if this is somewhat awkward.
Sincerely, your student who used to be way overweight but managed to drop 15 pounds in 3 months
Dear Teacher whose students 'caught' scurvy,
Last time I checked, scurvy was a deficiency disorder, NOT a germ to be caught
Sincerely, Get it right!!
Dear Large Creature Staring At Me Through My Bedroom Window At Night,
You're WAY too big to be any sort of owl. I'm just going to pretend that you're Totoro and try to get some sleep...
Sincerely, Creeped Out Sleeper
Yes, I understand that most of you aren't stupid and lazy, but some of you really do fit to the stereotypes...
Sincerely, "Oh, you speak European?"
Dear people who say that vegetarians are plant killers,
Please stop a think for a moment. Both meat-eaters AND vegetarians eat plants. Meat-eaters just also eat meat.
Sincerely, a vegetarian who is sick of this joke, only because it is entirely inaccurate