Thank you so much for having a garbage can in your bathroom. It spares me a lot of embarrassment.
Sincerely, your girlfriend
Dear bully of my sister,
Please stop harassing her just because she can't always speak clearly and has to stop in the middle of sentences a lot. It is also totally not cool that you pointed out her learning disorder to the entire class. Stop it before I stop it for you.
Sincerely, an extremely pissed-off, rearing-to-go, protective older sister.
Dear girl who just called me fat,
Please get your eyes checked. I'm quite noticeably underweight. 20 pounds underweight, actually.
Sincerely, the insecure teenage girl somewhere between amused and severely offended
It is best not to dwell on dreams.
Sincerely, just live them.
Dear assistant stage manager,
Please don't talk behind her back about a freshman messing up the lights during a show when in your first year you almost severely injured someone by cueing someone else at the wrong time.
Sincerely, pissed-off best friend of said girl
Dear new boyfriend,
Please calm down. I know you are excited about us, but we said we wouldn't rush into anything and that's exactly what we did. I'm still not sure if I'm ready for an "us."
Sincerely, nervous girlfriend.
Please don't be mad at me because I'm not gay, Yelling at me won't help me either, and just because your gay doesn't mean I have to be either
Sincerely, An adopted boy who is tired of being yelled at
Dear guy in my college class who's glaring at me,
I know my wrapper for my granola bar is loud, I feel bad, really I do
Sincerely, but its 7 am I haven't eaten, deal with it!
I get that I've never had a boyfriend. But PLEASE stop trying to make it seem like every single one of my friends are my girlfriends.
Sincerely, I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
I am stating my opinion and side of the story. It is called, "self-advocating" not sassing.
Sincerely, What Happened to Freedom of Speech?
Yes, thank you for giving me three days of detention
Sincerely, All I did was correct a teacher's mistake
Dear Best Friend,
I pretty much only feel comfortable when I'm around you.....
Sincerely, You're like the sweat pants of my life!
Please don't tell me to break up with my boyfriend because we might not get married. I'm not looking for a husband
Sincerely, I'm 18
How did I manage to get tendinitis in my hip by walking across my college campus at age 21?
Sincerely, aren't I a little young for this?
Dear college best friend,
Please remember that I love you. You are the only guy to ever call me beautiful. I don't need to date you, I understand that, but I do need you in my life.
Sincerely, the happiest girl in the world