Dear Shop class,
Sincerely, The girl with a failing grade.
I love you!
Sincerely, Marshawn Lynch
Dear Marvel, the tribute from District 1,
You killed a little girl. How Rue'd!
Sincerely, Katniss, Peeta and District 11.
Dear Helen Keller,
If we came together, we could have the senses of one entire person!
I'm going to kill you!
Cry me a river.
Sincerely, Dust and pollen
Thigh gaps aren't always sexy.
Never trust women.
Sincerely, John Bobbitt
Welcome to the no-nose club!
It must have been the watermelon seeds I ate...
Sincerely, Mary (while unknowingly pregnant)
Grow a real man's mustache!
Sincerely, Burt Reynolds