Dear Insomniac of a Neighbor,
Why in God's name do you think it's a good idea to mow your lawn at 1 am?
Sincerely, Tired and Grumpy Resident.
Dear websites with accidental texts from parents about cheating,
If any of this were true, you would realize that getting a text like that is traumatic and upsetting. The last thing you are thinking about is exploiting it.
Sincerely, This happened to me and I'm not the same anymore
Please don't wake me up early from my dreams...
Sincerely, I was a merman in an underwater amusement park
Dear woman at the supermarket the other day,
It is neither your business nor your right to chasten others about charity with snarky comments and stupid giggles when you have no clue about what goes on in their life. Maybe I donate lots to charity, more than just two dollars: time.
Sincerely, An "uncharitable" person with $0.73 remaining
Dear little sister watching fox and the hound ,
Please move over, I love this movie!
Sincerely, your 17 year old sister
Dear curious people,
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Sincerely, a teenage girl
Dear people who put unnecessary commas in the middle of their sentences,,
Please realise that is not, where they go.
Sincerely, 3rd grade grammar.
Dear business that said they are going to make me a job offer over a month ago,
Please do me the courtesy to return my email and voicemail regarding your offer--ignoring me is dirty and rude. Why on earth would ANYONE want to work for a company that doesn't even communicate?
Sincerely, Too bad, your loss.
Dear Crappy CEO,
Please enjoy your life when I quit. My job isn't as easy as it looks. One day you'll think, "I wish I had of been nicer to my employees."
Sincerely, I'm quitting sooner than you think
Dear waiters and watresses,
Please don't ask me if I am a vampire when I ask what has garlic in it and laugh in my face when I say no.
Sincerely, a girl whose throat will close up if she eats garlic
Please give us more than 13 seconds to pack our stuff up
Sincerely, there's still 5 minutes left my ass
Dear English teacher who challenged a student to a handstand contest and won,
Sincerely, you just made my day.
Please understand that even those of us in the booth are actually tech crew
Sincerely, your light and sound board operators