Please Don't judge Australians based on our current idiot prime minister.
Sincerely, We think he is ridiculous too..
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear laundry detergent commercials,
It would be nice to know if your product can wash out blood stains.
Sincerely, a girl with annoyingly irregular periods.
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Sincerely, gag everytime I suck on a cherry-flavored cough drop.
Dear "Are you a boy or a girl?",
Wanna check for yourself?
Sincerely, what's between my legs is my business
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
Sincerely, I'm calling my wedding off if that happens
Please stop telling me to eat healthy and to get more exercise. It hurts my feelings when you call me fat.
Sincerely, I'm trying, Okay!
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear youth pastor,
I've stopped trying to understand the crazy, random things we do at youth group. The Harlem Shake was fun, seeing you in a dress and wig was better.
Sincerely, I wouldn't leave you guys for anything.
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear people who start arguments in YouTube comments,
Are you like this in real life?
Sincerely, explains why you wasted five hours arguing with someone on the Internet
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Sincerely, you had me fooled
Please try to aim at the toilet bowl and not the seat
Sincerely, employee who is tired cleaning up after you
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Sincerely, this would be easier if I could actually SEE.
Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
Sincerely, I'm a firm believer in second chances. But not third ones.