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Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Dear frustrating heart/brain combo,
WHY do I feel like I have been in love with a boy I barely know for FOUR YEARS now?!?!
Dear buffering circle,
Oh my gosh you are just the greatest thing ever! I get so happy and excited when you show up on my screen! I love you so please appear more often! <3
Dear guy with tattoos,
no I don't want to see your "sick" ink "brah",
Dear Friend,
I fell in love with you. You showed no interest. Now you say you're interested in me. I've pretty much moved on.
Dear geeky guy who texts me,
Please don't stop texting me, it makes me smile 20x more plus you're cute
Dear Kraft,
Please stop telling me that one box of your Mac and cheese has three servings in it.
Dear Summer,
Stay. Don't freaking leave me, I'm not ready for school.
Dear Mother in FredMeyer,
When your toddler ran off in excitement and you ran after him, I was sincerely worried you'd spank him once you caught up with him. You didn't, you simply took his hand and walked back to your cart with him. You restored my faith in today's parents.
Dear friends,
While I still love hanging out with you guys in public, please use quiter voices when arguing whether it's the 20th century or the 21st
Dear makers of "Quest for Camelot",
How does the stone heal King Arthur's arm and separate conjoined dragons, but fail to restore Garrett's sight?
Dear Mood,
For once, can you please not put me in such a bad mood when I think about how lonely I am when I'm alone? Because it's starting to really get to me.
Dear People of the Earth,
Please give me your energy!
Dear News Stations,
Please don't simply say "Breaking News from the Airport" and leave it at that.
Dear College Board,
Are you lowering your standards? How did I pass the AP Environmental Science exam when I wrote a joke instead of one of the essays? How did I pass the English Composition one when I didn't even understand the second prompt?
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