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Dear people who observe Ash Wednesday,
I respect your religion and all but it's SO hard not to stare at the cross on your head.
Dear self thats staring back at me in the mirror,
You aren't the same girl you used to be.. You're too large to be her.. Lets go get healthy again.
Dear girl with the highest grades in my class,
Please, like, explain to me , like, how, like, you can, like, get in to, like, the best private school, like, while, like, always talking like this
Dear German Guy,
Please keep in touch with me.
Dear frat house across from the practice field,
Please do not blast a metronome with a different tempo from what we're playing to screw us up. It was funny the first 5 minutes, not the whole hour and a half long rehearsal.
Dear Who,
Please stop these shenanigans. Just come inside already.
Dear hair,
Behave, or you will be put up for wig adoption.
Dear people who make instructions,
Please make your instructions more clear. Setting up a printer shouldn't be this hard.
Dear Prince Charming,
I changed my mind, I'm going back to sleep.
Dear coworker,
I told you to not creep up on me while I'm cutting bread. Sorry not sorry about almost stabbing you.
Dear Americans,
Do our accents sound like the movie ones?
Dear girl that makes fun of my friend,
He has feelings too. You barely know him and he's actually really cool, but you'll never know that because you're too busy judging him and making fun of him. He's even contemplated suicide because of people like you.
Dear neighbors,
Please stop letting your friends park their cars on our front lawn. I get that our doors are right next to each other but the street is literally five feet from my door. Walking the extra five feet won't hurt. My yard already looks like crap without your friends' tire tracks all over it.
Dear Mormon boyfriend,
I really hope two years and 4,712 miles doesn't do any damage on us.
Dear loving parents,
Thank you for not getting me the $15 birthday present I asked for and then buying yourself a $60,000 car two days later.
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