Please stop making skiing, driving, and throwing a baseball more complicated then they need to be.
Sincerely, struggling student
Please stop yelling at me when I do things for my boyfriend. He does amazing things for me so I want to give back what he has given me.
Sincerely, a loving girlfriend
Dear 16 year old girl trying to get a midnight snack without waking up the rest of the sleeping family of 4,
I must sing you the song of my people!
Sincerely, hardwood floor.
Dear mild milk allergy,
Thank you for still letting me tolerate small amount of ice cream.
Sincerely, it's very considerate of you
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for practicing and preforming me "Bella's lullaby" because you knew my parents were divorcing and you knew I liked twilight.
Sincerely, Best friend who's a girl and wants to marry you.
Dear people of the world,
Please realize that not all black people are Americans. Just call us black or African.
Sincerely, British black person
Please don't ask me if I am a drinker, a smoker or sexually active in front of my mom. I'm not any of those, but is any teen going to answer yes to any of that in front of a parent?
Sincerely, let's be realistic.
Dear people who want a bald princess,
They might as well make a princess for every sickness/disability/disease kids have to face.
Sincerely, a teen with cerebral palsy who would've loved seeing a princess using a walker growing up
Dear Student who gets my textbook next year,
Sincerely, The Half-Blood Prince
Dear 22 year old guy friend,
You're a whovian, browncoat, Trekkie, DM of our d&d game, and a ton of other perfectly nerdy things, not to mention your great taste in music...now if only this age difference wasn't a problem.
Sincerely, your 16 year old female friend who is head over heels for you
Dear People around me,
Why do you always think I'm high when I'm not wearing my hearing aids? We've had multiple conversations about how I have to use cues from my other senses to compensate for my lack of hearing.
Sincerely, DEAFinitely not a stoner
If you don't start doing your job, I'm going to have to let you go.
Sincerely, just spent 7 hours procrastinating instead of studying..
Dear college professors,
Please do not hold students to high standards regarding grammar/format/spelling/etc. if you don't hold yourselves up to the same standarsds.
Sincerely, wasting my time by editing your mistakes.
Please start to make more sense.
Sincerely, hopelessly lost and feeling stupid
Dear Febreze commercials,
So let me get this striaght: you go up to random people on the street, blindfold them, and ask them to follow you into a building that they cannot see?
Sincerely, please tell me I'm not the only one who finds this disturbing.