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Dear World,
Please Don't judge Australians based on our current idiot prime minister.
Dear racist people,
Because it's totally logical that different colored skin defines personality.
Dear laundry detergent commercials,
It would be nice to know if your product can wash out blood stains.
Dear Cough-drop companies,
Please make more, better tasting flavors.
Dear "Are you a boy or a girl?",
Wanna check for yourself?
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
Dear Mom,
Please stop telling me to eat healthy and to get more exercise. It hurts my feelings when you call me fat.
Dear Justin Beiber,
When you were thirteen you had your first love? Please i was already planning world domination!
Dear youth pastor,
I've stopped trying to understand the crazy, random things we do at youth group. The Harlem Shake was fun, seeing you in a dress and wig was better.
Dear "All Asians look the same",
So I look like Jessica Jung?
Dear people who start arguments in YouTube comments,
Are you like this in real life?
Dear MTV,
I thought the M stood for music, not maternity...
Dear customers,
Please try to aim at the toilet bowl and not the seat
Dear glasses,
I'm tired of trying to find where you're hiding.
Dear Everyone,
Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
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