Dear Armenian Sex Machine in the white beamer, Please tell if you use all that cheap cologne to cover the smell of the 30 cigarettes a day you smoke, or if you smoke to get a break from the overpowering stench of all that cheap cologne. Sincerely, Mr. Gaspy

Dear Armenian Sex Machine in the white beamer,

Please tell if you use all that cheap cologne to cover the smell of the 30 cigarettes a day you smoke, or if you smoke to get a break from the overpowering stench of all that cheap cologne.

Sincerely, Mr. Gaspy

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