Dear High School Boys, Your penis is not like Pinocchio's nose - it doesn't get longer every time you lie about its size. Sincerely, Reality

Dear High School Boys,

Your penis is not like Pinocchio's nose - it doesn't get longer every time you lie about its size.

Sincerely, Reality

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