Dear radio DJs, You do realize that there are more than ten songs in the world right now, right? Sincerely, you can only listen to Katy Perry so many times.

Dear radio DJs,

You do realize that there are more than ten songs in the world right now, right?

Sincerely, you can only listen to Katy Perry so many times.

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