Dear vegetarians, I can sympathize. People keep telling me about the meat I'm missing out on too. Sincerely, 20-year-old virgin by choice.

Dear vegetarians,

I can sympathize. People keep telling me about the meat I'm missing out on too.

Sincerely, 20-year-old virgin by choice.

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