Dear lady who lives across the street from me, I swear, I'm not a stalker. Oh and by the way, you're out of milk, butter, and eggs. Sincerely, you should go with the red dress.

Dear lady who lives across the street from me,

I swear, I'm not a stalker. Oh and by the way, you're out of milk, butter, and eggs.

Sincerely, you should go with the red dress.

HOW DARE THEY 147 YOU'RE A DOUCHE 603 HILARIOUS 11519 I LIKE THIS 1393 UMM, WTF?! 5541

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