Dear boyfriend that lives five hours away, You really should clean your apartment before you decide to go on webcam with me. Sincerely, I saw that bra on the floor.

Dear boyfriend that lives five hours away,

You really should clean your apartment before you decide to go on webcam with me.

Sincerely, I saw that bra on the floor.

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