Dear whoever just busted my passenger window to break into my car,
Please enjoy my complete collection of U2 CDs, especially the anniversary editions of the Joshua Tree and the Unforgettable Fire. I hope you appreciate all the autographed, scratched up Jars of Clay albums that were my favorite when I was 14. I hope you appreciate the CDs that were given to me at important times in my life. I hope you appreciate how much it cost me to track down those Damien Rice albums, and please enjoy some of Damien Rice's choice lyrics that I would like to dedicate to you. I hope you appreciate what you just did to my views of that part of Nashville. I hope you love Over the Rhine, Tchaikovsky, and the Decemberists, because that's what you got. I hope you appreciate how much I'm going to have to pay to get a new window. Truth is, you're not going to get much for them, because they won't be worth anything to anyone except me. Thanks a lot.